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00:03:01There's so much I want to say, but I don't know where to start.
00:03:20Today is my birthday.
00:03:25Today, I will learn how to breathe.
00:03:27Okay.
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00:04:08How was your night?
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00:06:23I had this dream once, where I saw myself from inside myself and my two selves were hanging
00:06:32out and I, hello, no, a self-portrait should be raw, it should be naked, it's okay, not
00:06:44naked, don't bring in naked pictures of yourselves, or if that's how you see yourself, then bring
00:06:49it in, but don't tell your parents I sent that, so for this assignment I want you guys
00:06:54to do a self-portrait, I want to see who you are underneath the baggy clothes, the piercings,
00:07:02the makeup, just let down your guard and show me who you truly are, I mean who are we, who
00:07:13am I, do you guys know who I am, I don't know who I am sometimes,
00:07:36happy birthday, thanks, I think you're the only one that noticed,
00:08:06you see that one, yeah where, I mean the one with the best,
00:08:17yeah, total loser, he's kind of cute
00:08:30so
00:08:48close, it goes
00:08:50oh
00:08:57What are you doing there?
00:09:01Let me see.
00:09:13Nice. Captured my essence perfectly.
00:09:19My name's Sterling.
00:09:20Pleased to meet you.
00:09:23Sterling, I like it.
00:09:27What do they call you?
00:09:30Davina.
00:09:33Alright, Davina.
00:09:41Tomorrow, this is us.
00:09:46Cross the park, make a left at the street, another left, and I'll meet you at the corner.
00:10:00Okay.
00:10:10Run the street.
00:10:13Run the street.
00:10:19What's up?
00:10:26I can't be, that's fine.
00:10:30How many times do you.
00:10:31So, it's going to be a very sweet spot.
00:11:41Thanks.
00:13:56I could tame you, break you.
00:14:01Not a chance.
00:14:04I will spread my wings and smother you with a million tiny feathers.
00:14:11I'll light your feathers on fire and watch them turn to ash.
00:14:17I will sweep the ashes into my hands and sprinkle them in the ocean.
00:14:23I'll build a raft and sail towards the distant horizon.
00:14:29I will summon the wind and overtake your raft with giant waves.
00:14:36I'll sink to the ocean, so my mom found out she was sick around the time she was pregnant with
00:15:00me.
00:15:02I think she thought that having me, but she left when I left when I was really little and I've
00:15:13been taking care of her ever since.
00:15:21How about you?
00:15:23How about me what?
00:15:24What to do with your dad?
00:15:30He used to hit my mom and he used to hit my mom and he used to hit my mom
00:15:31and me, so he left.
00:15:33He's in the army now.
00:15:36I'm sorry.
00:15:36Oh, don't be.
00:15:38I hope he dies for our country.
00:15:41Boom!
00:15:42Ugh!
00:15:49It's like we're magnets.
00:15:53Stuck to the earth.
00:15:55Does that make the earth a giant refrigerator?
00:15:59Yeah.
00:16:00Something like that.
00:16:03That's why my stomach hurts so much.
00:16:19Where do you think you'll be five years from now?
00:16:25I don't know.
00:16:28Anywhere but here.
00:16:31Yeah, me too.
00:16:33Yeah.
00:16:36What are you waiting for?
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:54All right, we've got a lot of food.
00:16:55He's out.
00:16:55I'm the one who's very clean.
00:16:56What about you?
00:16:58You got a lot of food.
00:17:02You got a lot of food.
00:17:07You got a lot of food.
00:17:07I'm the one who's very clean and I don't care what you're doing.
00:17:07Let's go.
00:17:37Let's go.
00:18:22Have you ever done this before?
00:18:23Let's go.
00:19:36There's food on the stove.
00:19:42I'm not hungry.
00:19:43I'm not hungry.
00:20:07I'm not hungry.
00:20:33I'm not hungry.
00:21:03When I first saw him, it was like I was blinded by the most beautiful light.
00:21:12Suddenly the world around me shifted.
00:21:14Like I was watching everything from deep underwater.
00:21:47Or what?
00:21:50Can't you tell?
00:21:53No way.
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:58It hurt bad.
00:22:03Just kidding.
00:22:07We barely even kissed.
00:22:11But he was a really good kisser.
00:22:14Like really, really good.
00:22:18How good exactly?
00:22:20I'm just a little bit.
00:22:21I feel like...
00:22:35I'm not hungry.
00:22:36I'm not hungry.
00:22:37I'm not hungry.
00:22:39I'm not hungry.
00:22:56I don't know.
00:23:12It all depends on what you call a problem.
00:23:17And when you meet your ends, it will either be demanded.
00:23:22One more question, like what about the women?
00:23:27How did you handle it?
00:23:30Probably busted up and shit.
00:23:32I think covers both your arms.
00:23:35I call this pretty star.
00:23:37I don't know.
00:23:38I don't know.
00:23:39I don't know.
00:23:42There are many shows.
00:23:47I've heard the beauty's company.
00:23:52There are many in this world around me.
00:23:57Because there are many names.
00:24:01That's the majority.
00:24:03I got nothing in it.
00:24:06That's the majority.
00:24:24I miss you.
00:24:28Do you miss me?
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:39Hey, look, I'll see you later.
00:25:11Hey, look, I'll see you later.
00:25:22Hey, look, I'll see you later.
00:26:00Hey, look, I'll see you later.
00:26:00All right.
00:26:30All right.
00:27:06All right.
00:27:48All right.
00:28:11All right.
00:28:25All right.
00:28:47All right.
00:28:50All right.
00:29:15Look, I'm sorry about last night.
00:29:18I get that way sometimes.
00:29:24You play something?
00:29:27Of course.
00:29:41I was born a unicorn.
00:29:44I missed the arc, but I could have sworn you waited for me.
00:29:55I was born a unicorn.
00:29:59I could have sworn you believed in me.
00:30:02How come all the other unicorns were dead?
00:30:13Oh, no.
00:30:15Oh, no.
00:30:16Oh, no.
00:30:17Steamroller!
00:30:18Oh, yeah.
00:32:19And lays his head in her lap.
00:32:23And then, when he is fast asleep, the maiden signals to the hunters leap out of their hiding places.
00:32:37And capture the unicorn.
00:33:04Good morning.
00:33:14What did you dream about?
00:33:17I don't dream.
00:33:21What do you mean you don't dream?
00:33:25I live my dreams.
00:33:33Can we get out of here?
00:33:43I just want to go.
00:33:46Just like you said.
00:33:50Yeah.
00:33:53Okay.
00:33:55Let's do it.
00:33:57Let's do it.
00:35:46Stick'em up.
00:35:47Well, hello, stranger.
00:35:50Well, hello there, little lady.
00:35:53What you got in there?
00:35:55Oh, nothing much.
00:35:57Nothing worth stealing anyways.
00:36:00All right.
00:36:01Well, then I guess I'll just have to steal your heart.
00:36:06Oh, no.
00:36:07Oh, no.
00:36:07You got me.
00:36:09Oh, no.
00:36:11Oh, no.
00:36:11Just kidding.
00:36:12I'm not dead.
00:36:12I'm sorry.
00:36:13You dirty dog.
00:36:32No, I'm...
00:36:34Can I get a lottery ticket?
00:36:36Can I get a lottery ticket?
00:37:09Good girl.
00:37:12Good girl.
00:37:16Okay.
00:37:20Which one do you want?
00:37:24Here.
00:37:25I'm out here.
00:37:28I'm out here.
00:37:28I'm out here.
00:37:42I'm out here.
00:38:01When I was little, whenever I would take a bath, I would sink underneath the water and hold
00:38:08my breath, pretending that the surface was unbreakable.
00:38:15And at the last possible moment, when my lungs felt like fireworks, I would break through
00:38:23the surface and breathe.
00:38:26I'm out here.
00:39:32Well, hello there, little lady.
00:39:34Hey.
00:39:37Would you like one of them lazier special treats?
00:39:41Sure would.
00:39:47Good.
00:39:57Good.
00:39:58Good.
00:40:12Good.
00:40:12Good.
00:40:12Good.
00:40:15Good.
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:17Just no way, no day.
00:40:19Repeat after me.
00:40:20Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:40:24Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:40:26Okay.
00:40:26Now I want you to tense up all your muscles.
00:40:30That's right.
00:40:35Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:40:38Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:40:40Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:40:45Oh, I got you!
00:40:47I got you!
00:40:48Oh!
00:40:50Oh, I'm gonna get you!
00:40:53I'm gonna get you!
00:40:55I am!
00:42:29I can't do it.
00:42:34Wake up!
00:42:36Wake up!
00:42:37Wake up!
00:42:41Wake up!
00:42:44Wake up!
00:42:45Wake up!
00:43:04Wake up!
00:43:11Wake up!
00:43:12So my mom used to tell me this story about the cicadas.
00:43:19Because they live underground.
00:43:22They live underground for 17 years.
00:43:25Oh, that's cool. That's older than me.
00:43:28That is older than you. And then one day,
00:43:33they burst out of the ground and
00:43:37they flock to the trees and they
00:43:41mate. Nice.
00:43:45And then they
00:43:46go back underground
00:43:50and they do it all over
00:43:52again.
00:44:14Hey, Mom.
00:44:17I just wanted to let you know that I'm okay.
00:44:31Flap. Flap. Flap.
00:44:33Flap like birds.
00:44:49What you doing?
00:44:51Making crop circles?
00:44:52Crap angels.
00:45:19Crap angels.
00:45:22Oh, at Davina.
00:45:24Yeah.
00:45:26Um,
00:45:28pretty much thought she was the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
00:45:34I thought this girl belongs inside of a fairy tale.
00:45:39And was it love at first sight?
00:45:45Yeah.
00:45:46Yeah.
00:45:47Yeah, absolutely.
00:45:52You know.
00:45:55They say only a virgin can tame a unicorn.
00:45:59Sounds like maybe it could be the other way around.
00:46:17Do you think we'll be happier when we get there?
00:46:22Where?
00:46:26Anywhere but here.
00:46:42Anywhere?
00:46:44Diane Pokemones,
00:46:46Anywhere.
00:46:48All things?
00:46:50All things?
00:46:51All things?
00:46:53All things?
00:47:03What are you all set for?
00:47:05Nothing.
00:47:28So, have you decided yet?
00:47:30What?
00:47:31What you want to be when you grow up.
00:47:34What are you talking about? I am grown up.
00:47:36You know what I mean.
00:47:38Um, hmm.
00:47:41Well, I'm going toward my band.
00:47:43I don't know. Make a hundred million dollars.
00:47:46No big deal.
00:47:49Maybe I can take all your band photos.
00:48:01Here you go, sweetie.
00:48:11King me, babe.
00:48:13How about I queen you instead?
00:48:16Either way, you're going down.
00:48:20Oh.
00:48:21All right. All right.
00:48:23Come on.
00:48:40Which of these girls is not like the other?
00:48:44Which of these girls does not belong?
00:48:48Which of them has no sister or brother?
00:48:53Which one of these girls is just plain wrong?
00:49:02Come on.
00:49:03Come on.
00:49:08Yeah.
00:49:11It''s legit.
00:49:12You can't see it.
00:49:14It''s legit.
00:49:16You gotta see it.
00:49:19It''s legit.
00:49:21Ooh, it's shakey.
00:49:23It''s legit.
00:49:25Take it up Mr. prior, with the clack of Mr. Feline.
00:49:28She''s a new female, and she''s a booby minute.
00:49:29She''s a choker, you gotta know it.
00:49:32It's a lecture, walkie, walkie, walkie
00:49:34That you can't run with it
00:49:36It's a lecture, walkie, walkie
00:49:39Everybody knows what I'm going to do
00:49:55Hey.
00:50:07Come on
00:50:19Your breath stinks
00:50:23It's not very nice
00:50:29What, I can't tell you the truth?
00:50:32Well you can be honest without being rude
00:50:37Come on, you're just being sensitive
00:50:41Well you're just trying to make me feel bad so that you feel better about yourself
00:50:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:50:48You're gonna end up just like your father
00:50:49Hey, shut up
00:50:54You're probably already just like it
00:50:55Stop
00:50:59You're just like it
00:51:00Shut up
00:51:02What, are you gonna hit me?
00:51:15Sorry
00:51:19Just get embarrassed about things like that
00:51:33Want some gum?
00:51:42Yeah
00:51:43And some gum
00:51:44One
00:51:45Two
00:51:45Two
00:51:45Three
00:51:45Three
00:51:47Three
00:51:57Three
00:52:05Four
00:52:36What do you think?
00:52:36What do you expect to find out there?
00:52:40I don't know.
00:52:42There's nothing but endless telephone wires stretched between towns.
00:52:49We can't keep running forever, you know.
00:53:28What do you expect to find out there?
00:53:34The circle's broken.
00:53:41So much undone.
00:53:44So much unspoken.
00:54:15What do you expect to find out there?
00:54:16What do you expect to find out there?
00:54:46Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
00:54:53Morning, baby.
00:55:00So, where do you want to go today?
00:55:04Home.
00:55:08Oh, come on, you're just grumpy because you're hungry.
00:55:17Yeah, I guess.
00:55:32See that? That's your lifeline.
00:55:36And that's your heart line.
00:55:40And here's where you met me.
00:55:47Cool.
00:55:52Here you go.
00:56:01Hey, this is mine. I got that for you.
00:56:11Davina, seriously.
00:56:14Haven't you eaten enough?
00:56:15This is mine.
00:56:16There's just a life in this room.
00:56:20You can see it here.
00:56:21I want to know.
00:56:21I want your food and you can eat.
00:56:27If you're hungry.
00:56:32You can hear it.
00:56:37You can eat them.
00:56:47What's the matter?
00:57:00Come on.
00:57:02What's your doing?
00:57:06You stop being so cute when you're sad.
00:57:10Come on.
00:57:13You okay?
00:57:29Welcome to the future.
00:57:34It's just like the present.
00:57:39A bit more fucked up.
00:57:58Okay.
00:57:58Okay.
00:57:59Okay.
00:58:00Okay.
00:58:00What are you going to do?
00:58:00Get ready to look out.
00:58:02I'll grab the keys.
00:58:02Okay?
00:58:03Okay?
00:58:04All right.
00:58:15What did I do?
00:58:16Should we wake up?
00:58:16I don't know.
00:58:18A whistle or something.
00:58:19I can't whistle.
00:58:20You didn't think of something else, but you should be coming.
00:58:23Look at that.
00:58:24Okay?
00:58:25This is me.
00:58:26You came ahead, Bob.
00:58:29Look.
00:58:41You're up.
00:58:42I'm hungry.
00:58:43Okay.
00:58:51I've tried that person, something like that too.
00:58:52There's none we create website.
00:58:54All right.
00:58:55Shhh.
00:59:21Do you think the taxi is really cool in the dark?
00:59:23I don't know. Let up the unicorn.
00:59:29Oh, cool.
00:59:30Yeah?
00:59:30Yeah.
00:59:36Once upon a time, there was a princess named Davina.
00:59:39And she lived in a tower on top of a dark castle,
00:59:42under the control of an evil witch.
00:59:45Davina, do the laundry! Davina, do the dishes!
00:59:48Then one day, a handsome prince named Sterling galloped into town
00:59:53on a blue unicorn and slayed the dragon
00:59:56and rescued the princess and carried her away.
00:59:59And they were Catholic everywhere.
01:00:04And formed a rock and roll band and rocked out every night.
01:00:09And every day?
01:00:10Yes, and every day.
01:00:22Will you lie on top of me and squish me?
01:00:25Yes.
01:00:25Can I ask you something personally?
01:00:34Yeah, sure.
01:00:36Do you really like me?
01:00:38Or is it only temporary?
01:00:45You're so beautiful.
01:00:47And smart.
01:00:49Yes, and smart.
01:00:52I was just about to say smart.
01:00:56And beautiful?
01:00:57Mm-hmm.
01:00:57Smart and beautiful.
01:01:01Don't it taste all sweaty?
01:01:03Mm-hmm.
01:01:04Like a salt lick.
01:01:06Yeah.
01:01:19Oops.
01:01:20I think my shirt fell off.
01:01:22Yes.
01:01:22I think it did.
01:01:26Oh, no.
01:01:28Oh, you dirty dog.
01:01:30You think you can pull a little over my eyes?
01:01:37I'm gonna get you.
01:01:38I'm gonna get you.
01:01:40Oh, shit.
01:01:41Where's she going?
01:01:42Oh, where is she?
01:01:43There she is.
01:01:44Oh, Jesus, everyone.
01:01:48Ow!
01:01:49Ow!
01:01:50What are you doing?
01:01:51Right here.
01:01:52Ow!
01:01:54Ow!
01:01:54Don't you ever fucking hit me like that kid.
01:02:01Ow!
01:02:01Ow!
01:02:02Ow!
01:02:03Ow!
01:02:04Ow!
01:02:06Ow!
01:02:08Ow.
01:02:17Ow.
01:02:22Ow!
01:02:25Ow!
01:02:28Ow!
01:02:31Ow!
01:02:55Hey, Davina, wake up.
01:02:59Come on, we gotta go.
01:03:06You have nothing to say?
01:03:07Just fucking drop it.
01:03:09You're going to be all alone just like your father.
01:03:13All you do is bring people down.
01:03:14Shut up.
01:03:15Stop.
01:03:18Just fucking stop it.
01:03:20Stop, I'm gonna get out.
01:03:22Let me out.
01:03:26Davina.
01:03:33This is ridiculous.
01:03:34Just get back in the car.
01:03:41Come on, Davina.
01:03:44Where are you going to go?
01:03:45You're in the middle of nowhere.
01:03:52Davina, wait up.
01:03:55Come on, this is ridiculous.
01:04:03I think I want to go home.
01:04:08What are you trying to say?
01:04:12Are you trying to break up with me?
01:04:14No.
01:04:16I just need to figure some stuff out first.
01:04:23Are you serious?
01:04:29I'm sorry.
01:04:33I'm sorry.
01:04:35Stop.
01:04:35Don't hurt me.
01:04:51You're scaring me.
01:04:52Please calm down, okay?
01:05:02I'm sorry.
01:05:04I'm sorry.
01:05:11I'm sorry.
01:05:36Oh, shit.
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