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Slightly Single in L A. (2012) [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:27I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:00:34I always forget stuff when I walk out the door.
00:00:38If any of my ex-boyfriends had picked up on that,
00:00:40perhaps things would have turned out differently.
00:00:44But, yeah, probably not.
00:00:46Jack was my first serious boyfriend, and I was madly in love.
00:00:50I thought he was the best.
00:00:51You're the best! You're the best!
00:00:54And apparently, so did my best friend Stephanie.
00:00:57Baby! I know this looks bad.
00:01:00As well as Liz.
00:01:03You're home early.
00:01:05Evan was my rebound guy.
00:01:07But, of course, I fell in love again because he seemed so perfect.
00:01:12But, he was perfect for Steven and Smiley Pete as well.
00:01:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:17And Phil was my rebound from the rebound.
00:01:19Dad!
00:01:21You're bad, baby!
00:01:23You're bad, baby!
00:01:26That's when I decided to move to Los Angeles.
00:01:30What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache
00:01:34with short-term happiness and superficiality?
00:01:37At least it seemed like a good idea at the time.
00:01:40Hmm.
00:01:40Well, fast forward a few years.
00:01:41It's a place where you can be just who you want to be.
00:01:45Limousine, beauty queen, in a magazine.
00:01:48Take a dip, take a sip of luxury.
00:01:52Feel the spark of electricity.
00:01:55It's a world where dreams are made.
00:01:58In the heart of air.
00:02:01Where the sun shines high.
00:02:03The lights over the top.
00:02:05In Hollywood.
00:02:07Hollywood.
00:02:07Any time we want fun.
00:02:10It's a time that's ready to play.
00:02:20I forgot to introduce myself.
00:02:23I'm Dale.
00:02:24That's me a few years later, sucking face with my kinda sorta boyfriend, JP.
00:02:28He's a fashion photographer.
00:02:31Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?
00:02:33JP took that.
00:02:35God, I'm already name-dropping.
00:02:37That's so lame.
00:02:39Baby, give me your foot.
00:02:40Uh, my foot?
00:02:42You ever have your tall sock before?
00:02:46No, JP.
00:02:47Uh, uh, okay.
00:02:49Mm, manjara.
00:02:53Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:02:59Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:03:05What?
00:03:06No good experience?
00:03:08Bye, baby.
00:03:12Ah, Lord, I love this song, huh?
00:03:16It reminds me of being in Rome.
00:03:19I wonder if toe-sucking is big in Rome.
00:03:22Baby, you want a beer?
00:03:23The six-pack, no?
00:03:25Huh?
00:03:27Baby, we have a good energy.
00:03:29A good energy, me and you, know?
00:03:30Yes.
00:03:32Mia, come down to Poppy.
00:03:38Me and JP have been together on and off for about six months.
00:03:41It's going pretty good, but sometimes I get the feeling I'm not the only girl JP's seeing.
00:03:48Oh, JP.
00:03:50Ah, no, no, no.
00:03:51Are you there?
00:03:52Just stay here.
00:03:53It's Melissa.
00:03:53JP.
00:03:54The computer's broken.
00:03:56It's a crazy joke.
00:03:58Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:04:01No, I only have eyes for you.
00:04:04Hey, JP.
00:04:05Let's do that thing with the toes again.
00:04:07Call me if you want to rendezvous.
00:04:09Babe.
00:04:09Bye.
00:04:10Okay, baby, it's no big deal.
00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?
00:04:15That's a reasonable explanation, right?
00:04:22JP.
00:04:32Since I moved to L.A., I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend.
00:04:37I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience.
00:04:41Sometimes, though, I do wish for something more meaningful.
00:04:50In Los Angeles, most people feel like they've never actually arrived.
00:04:55There's always this chase for something bigger and better.
00:04:59Consequently, no one puts down roots.
00:05:02No one settles down.
00:05:04It's like living in this state of perpetual vagrancy.
00:05:11I want some roots.
00:05:14At least I think I do.
00:05:19Oh, my God, did you...
00:05:21Did you hear?
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:232012.
00:05:242012.
00:05:25There's this huge planet that is going to crash into Earth and kill everyone.
00:05:30Oh.
00:05:31You mean like the movie?
00:05:33No, I don't mean like the movie.
00:05:36This is real, Dale.
00:05:39The movie is based on the facts.
00:05:42The planet is called N-D-I.
00:05:47I don't know how he got his name and why it isn't six or eight, but Seven is my colleague,
00:05:53roommate, and closest confidant.
00:05:56And I don't think I'm outing him by saying Seven won't be taking any girls home.
00:06:00It's all over the Internet.
00:06:02I'm obsessed with it.
00:06:03I can't stop reading.
00:06:11It's kind of scary, don't you think?
00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale?
00:06:16I don't know if I can sleep tonight.
00:06:20Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?
00:06:21Huh?
00:06:23I'm taking your dog.
00:06:24Okay.
00:06:40And you just left?
00:06:42Yep.
00:06:43So it's over?
00:06:45I don't know.
00:06:46She says that every time and then she goes back to him.
00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid.
00:06:50It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem.
00:06:53Who said what?
00:06:54Did I handle it well?
00:06:55Et cetera.
00:06:56Can I ask you something, JP?
00:06:57Hi, baby.
00:06:58Come back to bed.
00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?
00:07:01Baby, why you so drama?
00:07:03So what?
00:07:03So drama.
00:07:04I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months and text and call every day?
00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point.
00:07:13We just had sex, JP.
00:07:15It's good.
00:07:17I just had your penis inside of me.
00:07:20But that all sounded a lot better in my head.
00:07:24Oh.
00:07:25Last week, bird crap.
00:07:27This week, balls in her face.
00:07:29That's typical.
00:07:30Is it true he has a monstrous schlong?
00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information.
00:07:35But that's absolutely true.
00:07:37Okay, I don't understand the deal about big dicks.
00:07:40I mean, they just hurt.
00:07:42I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one.
00:07:46Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends.
00:07:49They're always game to listen to my problems and dispense useful commentary.
00:07:53Toast suckers freak me out.
00:07:54I heard that he photographed Charlize.
00:07:56Is that true?
00:07:57I mean, I love her.
00:07:58She's like one of my favorite top five for sure.
00:08:00Maybe I'm just being jealous.
00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?
00:08:03Becca.
00:08:04What are you?
00:08:05Tell me you're not looking him up on the internet.
00:08:06I personally think your dog is the biggest issue in your dating life.
00:08:10What?
00:08:10Question.
00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?
00:08:13He sleeps in my bed.
00:08:15Okay, but if the guy sleeps over, where does Bowie go?
00:08:18Um, I guess he just stays in my bed.
00:08:22Wait, what about fleas?
00:08:24More importantly, what about sniffing?
00:08:25Don't dogs sniff?
00:08:31Bowie, stop it.
00:08:36Okay, okay, okay, you have a point.
00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale.
00:08:42Uh-oh.
00:08:43What?
00:08:44Oh, no.
00:08:46Becca, what?
00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel, Natasha Franks?
00:08:52Yeah, JP shoots her all the time.
00:08:53What about her?
00:08:54Okay, I just read this.
00:08:55It was on CMZ.
00:08:57Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel, recently has confirmed reports that she is three months pregnant.
00:09:03Sources confirmed that celebrity fashion photographer, JP Gia, whatever his name is, is the father.
00:09:10JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant and has been linked to several Hollywood socialites.
00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops.
00:09:17I'm done.
00:09:18I'm sorry.
00:09:19I'm done dating men in this city.
00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl that always gets burnt.
00:09:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk.
00:09:26No, I'm...
00:09:29Hey, Dale.
00:09:31Hey.
00:09:32Hi.
00:09:33Zach.
00:09:33You look...
00:09:34You look fantastic.
00:09:36Oh, thanks.
00:09:36I cut my bangs.
00:09:38Yeah, it suits you very much.
00:09:40I knew Zach before he was a rock star.
00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band.
00:09:47Now he's got four Grammys and he's a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
00:09:51But to me, he'll always be good old Zach.
00:09:55Wow, long time to see.
00:09:57This is my friend Hallie.
00:09:58Hi.
00:09:59And Becca, I think you've met Becca before.
00:10:01Yes, I've met Becca before.
00:10:02It's good to see you.
00:10:03Hi.
00:10:04Nice to meet you.
00:10:04You too.
00:10:05Wow.
00:10:06How are you?
00:10:07I'm sorry.
00:10:07I was actually just about to take off.
00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad.
00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so, so I'm going to be around.
00:10:14Oh, and hey, listen.
00:10:15Tomorrow night, my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe.
00:10:18If you guys want to come by, that would be great.
00:10:20I love your music.
00:10:22Okay, maybe we will.
00:10:23We'll just email the address and...
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:28Oh, I think the Paps have found you and, well, your girlfriend's kind of looking a little
00:10:34lonely.
00:10:34Pictures.
00:10:35Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend.
00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend.
00:10:38Oh, right.
00:10:39Mm-hmm.
00:10:40Hey.
00:10:41Hey, Cece, this is my friend Dale.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you.
00:10:44I'm just going to get my stuff.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:46Um, yeah, we'll...
00:10:48Don't forget to email me.
00:10:49Don't forget to come.
00:10:54Oh, my God.
00:10:55Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?
00:10:59Yeah.
00:10:59Okay, I can't imagine that.
00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15.
00:11:04I know, and I'm actually the oldest.
00:11:07It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time started
00:11:12back in Catholic school, and specifically our first communion.
00:11:16We got to walk down the aisle like mini-brides-to-be, comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest
00:11:21bows.
00:11:23This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she would walk down the aisle
00:11:27dressed in white.
00:11:28Oh, that's fine.
00:11:29Oh, that's fine.
00:11:31That's great.
00:11:32Oh, my God.
00:11:35You are getting married.
00:11:37A little toy here or there never hurt anyone.
00:11:41Plus, it comes with a carrying case.
00:11:43Oh, right.
00:11:44That is such an inappropriate gift.
00:11:47What?
00:11:47You're saying you don't masturbate?
00:11:48Um, no, personally, I don't masturbate.
00:11:51I find it to be a little bit unholy.
00:11:53Wouldn't you agree?
00:11:54Jillian, thank you.
00:11:55I love this.
00:11:56I'm having you home.
00:11:57So, have you talked to JP?
00:11:59No.
00:11:59I mean, he called twice, but...
00:12:02Hey, I heard you saw Zach.
00:12:04Oh, yeah.
00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day.
00:12:07He looked so good.
00:12:09Did you guys make plans to hang out?
00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second.
00:12:12He was with a girlfriend.
00:12:17Okay, what a job.
00:12:19What?
00:12:19You look like you either have to pee or you're about to explode with gossip.
00:12:23You would.
00:12:23Which is it.
00:12:24Okay, I already told Becca, but since you asked...
00:12:28Girls?
00:12:29You can just tell me later.
00:12:30Stacey, I'm so sorry to spoil your special little moment,
00:12:33but I have a huge announcement to make.
00:12:37I'm getting married!
00:12:39Oh!
00:12:40Oh!
00:12:41Oh, my gorgeous.
00:12:43Do you love it?
00:12:44Yay!
00:12:45It was the most amazing night, you guys.
00:12:48It's not that I don't...
00:12:48I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore.
00:12:50It's not that I don't...
00:12:52It's not fair.
00:12:52I can't take this limbo.
00:12:54I know.
00:12:54You either marry me or you leave me.
00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life.
00:12:59Oh!
00:13:00What can I say?
00:13:01He's the best.
00:13:03Oh!
00:13:05Oh!
00:13:08You've got to be kidding me.
00:13:10Drew?
00:13:11I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me less than two months ago.
00:13:14Okay, he wasn't hitting on you, Hallie.
00:13:17He was flirting with you.
00:13:18Guys are allowed to flirt.
00:13:20It's a human condition.
00:13:21It's natural.
00:13:22Plus, you think everyone is flirting with you?
00:13:23I don't know.
00:13:24I just think it's weird if a guy is ultra-fortaceous and in a committed relationship.
00:13:28And not to mention that he's in the business.
00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry are instinctively douchebags.
00:13:34No?
00:13:35No, I like Drew.
00:13:36I don't think he's a douchebag.
00:13:37Well, who came up with the term douchebag anyway?
00:13:40It's kind of disgusting.
00:13:41But Jill wants to get married just to get married because she thinks it's time.
00:13:45Hallie, you couldn't even possibly relate to Jill.
00:13:47And why is that?
00:13:48Because you're rich?
00:13:50I mean, seriously.
00:13:52Everything's handed to you and you can buy whatever you want.
00:13:54So, just buy a boyfriend.
00:13:57What?
00:13:58Are you acting right now?
00:14:00Because this is hilarious.
00:14:02I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me.
00:14:04Is she really just saying that?
00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys that she didn't get picked up from other seasons of Babes and Barflies?
00:14:09Her agent told her it's because she's too old and too fat.
00:14:13That's not funny.
00:14:14Seriously.
00:14:15I was on a callback like two days ago.
00:14:18And the producer told my agent that my butt looked big in a bikini.
00:14:22There are specific trigger words that cause me to temporarily tune out of the conversation.
00:14:26And Becca just triggered three of them.
00:14:29Producer, callback, agent.
00:14:31It makes me space out for like 30 seconds.
00:14:34And it's okay.
00:14:36As long as I return back in time to assure Becca her butt is perfect.
00:14:40That is crazy, Becca.
00:14:41You're perfect.
00:14:42Don't listen to that.
00:14:43Exactly.
00:14:44Douchebags.
00:14:45As bad as they sound.
00:14:46It's not like my friends or the people of Los Angeles are any more narcissistic or self-serving than the
00:14:51rest of the world.
00:14:52It's just that no one cares to hide it.
00:14:55At all.
00:14:55Do you know how many married men hit on me in a week?
00:14:58No, tell us.
00:14:59Well, I don't really know the exact number, but it's freaking hot.
00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself.
00:15:04Come on, guys.
00:15:05Let's go.
00:15:06All I know for certain is that dating in this city sucks and I'm done.
00:15:10I'm serious.
00:15:11I'm done.
00:15:12You guys don't hate me, but I might pass on going out tonight.
00:15:15What?
00:15:16No.
00:15:16What?
00:15:17No, you are going.
00:15:18You just got out of a crappy relationship and you are single.
00:15:21Plus, you're our designated driver.
00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt.
00:15:30Going out in L.A. isn't quite like it is in any other city because of the whole who's who
00:15:34factor that this place revolves around.
00:15:36So unless you're an A-list, B-list, or C-list celebrity, work in the A-list arena, or you're
00:15:42a friend at the club promoter slash door Nazi, then, yeah, it's pretty much impossible to get in.
00:15:47Bottom line, there are three major questions in Hollywood.
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50What do you do?
00:15:51And who are your friends?
00:15:53Hands up.
00:15:54You're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:15:57Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:16:00Hands up.
00:16:01You're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:16:05If you're not on the list, leave.
00:16:08Ah, honey, not in my club.
00:16:09Natural hair colors only.
00:16:11Anthony.
00:16:12Oh, hi.
00:16:13Of course.
00:16:14Come on in.
00:16:15Great.
00:16:16Jonathan's working the door.
00:16:17Certainly, we're full.
00:16:20Seven, really?
00:16:21You went in my club?
00:16:22I texted you three times last week.
00:16:25Three times.
00:16:26Is your phone broken or your thumbs?
00:16:28Okay, look, we're on the list.
00:16:29Here, you see that?
00:16:31Let him in.
00:16:33You totes owe me seven.
00:16:36Nice, natural, looking good.
00:16:38Uh-uh, Brent Michaels is waiting down over there on you, darling.
00:16:41Sunset Strip is that way.
00:16:42There's a feeling, don't you got it?
00:16:44There's a feeling, don't you got it?
00:16:45A feeling in the A with a good, don't you be mad?
00:16:48I see it in your eyes, baby, yeah, I'm trying to hide it.
00:16:51Baby, the sun's on my heart, won't you drive?
00:16:53It has your biggest tip you've ever seen.
00:16:55Hey, Jamie did a mistake.
00:16:57Wow, baby.
00:16:58Jamie, bro, you don't want his floppy secondary kidding me?
00:17:01They call him her for a reason.
00:17:03They check out the old dude and the cougar.
00:17:04Sweetheart, I'm sorry.
00:17:05There's been some kind of misunderstanding.
00:17:07There you go.
00:17:08Huh?
00:17:08How many times do I have to tell you?
00:17:10I only date girls 25 and younger.
00:17:12I'm sorry.
00:17:16Oh my God, is that thing that's spade over there?
00:17:18It's hot.
00:17:20God, this sound is so disgusting.
00:17:23Oh my God.
00:17:24Why don't you check that guy out?
00:17:25That's the producer that I met the other night.
00:17:27He's so hot.
00:17:28I'm well-connected.
00:17:30I guess I'm under my wingman.
00:17:32Okay.
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:35Uh-oh.
00:17:36Don't look over there.
00:17:42Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:17:46I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:47I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:52Jake?
00:17:53You're there, baby.
00:17:54What are you doing here?
00:17:56Well, let me guess.
00:17:57Baby's mama?
00:17:58You just called me a baby?
00:18:00She didn't just call me a baby, now, did she?
00:18:03What?
00:18:03Don't screw with me, slut.
00:18:04What?
00:18:05Excuse me?
00:18:06You don't know her, do you, JP?
00:18:08Yes, uh, baby, this is babe.
00:18:14Well, not anymore, you don't.
00:18:18Bye-bye.
00:18:22This is my first bitch slap,
00:18:24but seeing the look on her Botoxed face,
00:18:26you deserve him,
00:18:27totally makes it worth it.
00:18:30I like.
00:18:34And he's going to put me in this next movie.
00:18:36But isn't he kind of old?
00:18:37Aren't you going to have to, you know,
00:18:39do him?
00:18:40Probably.
00:18:41Oh, God.
00:18:42If I have to stand here
00:18:43and listen to this bimbo yap
00:18:44about the blowjob she'll have to give
00:18:45to get a movie part,
00:18:47I'll pee my pants.
00:18:48Um, excuse me.
00:18:51We're in line.
00:18:52Um, actually, you're at the mirror,
00:18:54which doesn't really constitute the line.
00:18:59Whatever, just go.
00:19:01It's fine.
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:06And ick on you.
00:19:08Hmm.
00:19:09Hey, Chris, now,
00:19:11you know you're the only one for me.
00:19:15So, I'll give you my number,
00:19:16and then, you know,
00:19:17maybe we can hang out sometime.
00:19:18You want to keep me in your number?
00:19:19Yeah, sure.
00:19:20Put it down.
00:19:20Totally, cool.
00:19:21Yeah, we'll just bypass
00:19:22the whole little coffee thing.
00:19:23Yeah, right?
00:19:24That's what software is.
00:19:25Yeah, I know.
00:19:26I love it.
00:19:28Wash?
00:19:29Oh.
00:19:30Hola!
00:19:33Wash?
00:19:34No, I didn't pee on my hands.
00:19:38Sora, sora, zominsas.
00:19:40Yo, mama.
00:19:42Hey.
00:19:42Hey, did you see Zach?
00:19:43He's over there in the corner booth.
00:19:45Uh, no, I didn't see him.
00:19:46Did you see JP?
00:19:47Yep.
00:19:48I saw him.
00:19:49He looks really hot tonight.
00:19:51Did you talk to him?
00:19:52Did you just say he looks hot?
00:19:54Sorry.
00:19:54That was really tacky, wasn't it?
00:19:58So, what's the deal with you and Zach?
00:20:00Have you guys ever hooked up before?
00:20:01Zach?
00:20:02Yeah.
00:20:03Uh, no, I mean, not really.
00:20:05Seriously?
00:20:06Yeah, seriously?
00:20:07Why are you asking?
00:20:08I just can't believe you've never
00:20:09hooked up with him before.
00:20:11Yeah, well, I mean,
00:20:11we've hung out a lot, but, nope.
00:20:14Well, if you were telling me
00:20:15you're just gonna leave him
00:20:16to the Uneducated Models of L.A.,
00:20:18then I am gonna have to jump his bones.
00:20:20For both of us.
00:20:26So, are you an actress?
00:20:27No, no, no, no, not really.
00:20:29I thought I was for a minute,
00:20:30but it turns out it's not for me.
00:20:32It's way too much self-analyzing.
00:20:35So, what do you do now?
00:20:36I design jewelry.
00:20:37These are mine.
00:20:39They're very nice.
00:20:40Thanks.
00:20:40Oh, my gosh.
00:20:42Is it here?
00:20:43It's here.
00:20:44Zach's magazine is named
00:20:45number one in their
00:20:46Hottest Men Alive issue.
00:20:47Yes.
00:20:48Can I protest that?
00:20:49Oh, come on.
00:20:49Are you kidding?
00:20:50Come on, Cece.
00:20:51It's Zach's magazine.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53It's not exactly.
00:20:54It's, you know, it's very...
00:20:55Wait, you're leaving?
00:20:56Yeah, where's Becca?
00:20:58She's the producer.
00:21:02Maybe she gets home okay.
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:05Bye.
00:21:12I don't need to excuse me for one second.
00:21:14Hey, guys.
00:21:14Hey, Dale.
00:21:15Hey, Dale.
00:21:17Hey, hey, Dale.
00:21:18Focus back, Tyler!
00:21:22I'll hold him up, Zach!
00:21:25Crazy.
00:21:26Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me sometimes.
00:21:30Listen, I didn't get a chance to talk to you.
00:21:32I went to see if you wanted to go to dinner next week.
00:21:34Um, I can't.
00:21:37I didn't even give you a day.
00:21:39Well, I'm sorry.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:40I'm just...
00:21:41I'm slammed right now.
00:21:43Working this retarded dating reality show.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:48Well, I mean, look, if you're not too busy,
00:21:51then maybe you can make about my show at the label next week.
00:21:53We can hang out after that.
00:21:55Yeah?
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:57Because you didn't exactly make that show
00:21:58you promised you'd come to the other night.
00:21:59Oh, I'm sorry.
00:22:02It's okay.
00:22:03I totally forgot.
00:22:04Hey, you know what?
00:22:05Next week, though, for sure.
00:22:06Okay.
00:22:07Good.
00:22:07Because you had me a little bit worried there, you know?
00:22:11It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that.
00:22:13You're my L.A. comfort food, you know?
00:22:15I need to see you every so often.
00:22:17L.A. comfort food.
00:22:19I like that.
00:22:22I'm sorry.
00:22:23It's just been one of those months.
00:22:25You know, that photographer, J.P. and I...
00:22:28Right.
00:22:29We were sort of dating on and off,
00:22:31and then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant,
00:22:33and I mean, I didn't even want to come out tonight,
00:22:35and I ran into them.
00:22:38And I just...
00:22:39I don't know.
00:22:40I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore.
00:22:42It's just...
00:22:43It's not for me.
00:22:44I didn't even know you were dating anyone.
00:22:46I thought you were...
00:22:47I thought you were single.
00:22:48Well, slightly single.
00:22:51I mean, it was never anything fully committed.
00:22:55Well, breakups are always pretty tough.
00:22:58Yeah, I just don't get this down.
00:23:01Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal.
00:23:04It just...
00:23:05Yeah, but you know it's all about hype, right?
00:23:07I mean, at the end of the day, that's all it is.
00:23:08It's hype.
00:23:09Well, yeah, but it's different when you're famous.
00:23:14You're part of something better that people are searching for.
00:23:16But I am the exact same person that I've always been.
00:23:20I mean, I'm not in this business for the hype.
00:23:22Hey, Zach!
00:23:23Here!
00:23:25Come on.
00:23:26I got it.
00:23:28Am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?
00:23:32I think I can handle that.
00:23:35Right.
00:23:36Oh!
00:23:38I'm so sorry.
00:23:39It's okay.
00:23:39I like a good headbutt.
00:23:41That was...
00:23:41Yeah, I was...
00:23:42I went to kiss her cheek and...
00:23:44I am such an idiot.
00:23:47He was clearly going for the lips.
00:23:50Okay, well, have a good night.
00:23:51Thanks.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:58Seven and I work in a production company that cranks out crappy reality shows.
00:24:02Our job is to find and cast a quote-unquote talent, such as it is.
00:24:08So, just be natural and forget that the camera's even here.
00:24:12Oh, well, I'm very comfortable in front of a camera.
00:24:15So, why don't you tell me how you and Bert met?
00:24:18I'm sure that's a great story.
00:24:19We met on the internet.
00:24:21Now take these two.
00:24:22They're here for a slot on the upcoming show, Geezer Town.
00:24:26Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV.
00:24:30A blue pill a day makes your lady want to stay.
00:24:37Hey, Dale.
00:24:38Oh, whoa.
00:24:40Seven.
00:24:41There's a coffee on line two.
00:24:43Oh, really?
00:24:44Um, I'll be back in just a second.
00:24:47Oh, hey.
00:24:51This is Dale Squire.
00:24:53Dale, it's Becca.
00:24:56Can you come pick me up, please?
00:24:57Yeah, what's wrong?
00:25:00I'm up to eating.
00:25:01It's like a saucepan.
00:25:02Take a laugh.
00:25:03Okay, I'll be there in two seconds.
00:25:09You don't want to leave this in there.
00:25:10That was Becca.
00:25:11She was crying.
00:25:13I don't know.
00:25:14I've got to go pick her up.
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes.
00:25:16Can you cover for me?
00:25:17With the phone sexing cyberspacing 80-year-old couple.
00:25:19Yes.
00:25:20Please, they're kind of scaring me.
00:25:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:22Go.
00:25:29Three, two, one.
00:25:32Oh, geez.
00:25:40Hey.
00:25:44What happened?
00:25:45Becca, what happened?
00:25:47What's wrong?
00:25:48What happened?
00:25:51You have got to be kidding me.
00:25:53I just don't understand.
00:25:55I mean, you got a boot six months ago.
00:25:57How does someone get a boot on their car twice in less than a year?
00:25:59Every Monday, I have to get up and move my car before 9 a.m.
00:26:049 a.m.
00:26:05And?
00:26:07Sometimes I forget, okay?
00:26:10On days like this, it's really helpful to remember that Becca donates blood, rescues puppies, and volunteers at the local
00:26:16soup kitchen.
00:26:17How much?
00:26:19980 dollars.
00:26:21980 dollars?
00:26:22Yes.
00:26:23It's okay.
00:26:24You know what?
00:26:24We'll get the money.
00:26:40Love is alive, alive like a newborn child.
00:26:47Love is a war, broken and running wide.
00:26:54Love is a thief, and I'm stealing our hearts tonight.
00:27:18Love is a thief, and I'm stealing our hearts tonight.
00:27:32It's so different.
00:27:33I don't think he's as clean as he used to be.
00:27:36Clean?
00:27:37He's got that whole grungy rock star thing working for him.
00:27:40You can say that again.
00:27:44Hey Jill, where's Drew tonight?
00:27:46Oh, he had a movie screening, and then he's going out the guys.
00:27:50Because he's so excited about the whole engagement.
00:27:52Yes, he's so excited.
00:27:53And I decided that I don't want a long engagement, so we set a date.
00:27:57September.
00:27:58Oh!
00:28:00That's great.
00:28:01Don't you think that's a little quick?
00:28:03Uh, no, Holly, I don't.
00:28:05I'm pushing 30, okay?
00:28:06You just tell me how it feels when you get here.
00:28:09I'm 25, Jill.
00:28:10Not like you're 100.
00:28:11Yeah, yeah, count me out on this one.
00:28:13Well, my agent told me never divulge my real age,
00:28:15so I really can't participate in this conversation either.
00:28:18And you both smell like desperate whores.
00:28:26Thank you all for coming.
00:28:27Thank you very much.
00:28:31Hey.
00:28:32You made it.
00:28:33That was incredible.
00:28:36That was amazing.
00:28:36You think?
00:28:37Yeah, you know everyone, right?
00:28:39Yeah, definitely.
00:28:39Lovely ladies of LA, of course, and Seven.
00:28:42How are you?
00:28:42Much better now that you're here.
00:28:43How are you?
00:28:43Good.
00:28:45Good.
00:28:48I'm going to go to the bar.
00:28:51Anybody want a drink?
00:28:52You guys want to join?
00:28:53Sure.
00:28:53Why not?
00:28:54I'll stay.
00:28:55Will you get me another Jack and Coke?
00:28:56Yeah, sure.
00:28:57Okay.
00:28:58Hey.
00:28:59Hey.
00:29:04Hey, where did Dale go?
00:29:06Oh, she went to the bar.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:08Oh, well, Cece, this is Hallie.
00:29:09I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night.
00:29:11No, it's nice to meet you.
00:29:12Same.
00:29:13Oh, this is my girlfriend, Dominique.
00:29:18So, um, when are you practicing tomorrow?
00:29:19I want to hear from the song.
00:29:20Oh, but Cece works A&R for our tour manager, so everything's got to get the thumbs up from
00:29:25her.
00:29:25Oh, I'm easy.
00:29:26I mean, well, not kind of easy, you know, but for the boys like his, you can't do much
00:29:30wrong.
00:29:32She's, uh, she's cute, but I say go for it.
00:29:36You're troubling, you know that, Cece?
00:29:38What?
00:29:38Afraid you're going to fall in love?
00:29:42Hold it.
00:29:43Hold it.
00:29:48Okay, you have got to stop it with the winks.
00:29:52She winks?
00:29:52All the time.
00:29:54Peca is a winker.
00:29:55Peca's a wanker?
00:29:57No, not a wanker.
00:29:58A winker.
00:29:59She winks.
00:30:01I only do it to the guys that I think are cute, okay?
00:30:04It's for this movie I'm doing.
00:30:05It's a character role.
00:30:07So what are you guys doing after this?
00:30:09Um, at home.
00:30:11Yeah, I gotta work early in the morning.
00:30:12Whoa, whoa, lame, lame.
00:30:13Excuse me, can I have, uh, can we get six tequila shots, please?
00:30:16Pop-chall?
00:30:17Yes.
00:30:18Oh, no.
00:30:19No, that is trouble.
00:30:20I puked.
00:30:21I'll clean it up.
00:30:23Oh, God.
00:30:24Uh, count yourself lucky you even got her out.
00:30:26She's always in bed by 10 p.m.
00:30:28Maybe just one night.
00:30:30Uh, I would, but I really should go.
00:30:33Me either.
00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners in the morning.
00:30:36I have an audition at 9.
00:30:37I'm casting.
00:30:39I'm free.
00:30:40I'll stay.
00:30:40Yeah, okay.
00:30:41Well, um, I'll let you do a little stuff like this one time, okay?
00:30:45But next time, you're staying.
00:30:47All of you, stay in.
00:30:48Good job.
00:30:48Okay, bye.
00:30:49Yeah, have a good day.
00:30:50Bye, guys.
00:30:53I don't mean to be rude, but can I get an autograph?
00:30:56Oh, yeah, sure.
00:31:01Thanks.
00:31:02I'm a big fan.
00:31:05Wow.
00:31:06That is a lot of tequila.
00:31:08Oh, yeah.
00:31:09I'm just letting you know now that tequila and I are a wild mix.
00:31:12Things might get silly.
00:31:14Okay.
00:31:16All right, but only if you do a wraparound.
00:31:21Go like this.
00:31:29Just once.
00:31:30And I'm not going to let you put your penis in my ass either.
00:31:33It's an out-hole, not an in-hole.
00:31:34Why are you being such a prude?
00:31:35I'm not being a prude.
00:31:37I'm just not a porn star, okay?
00:31:38Now it's our lack of sex in front of everybody.
00:31:42Just had the wedding on my mind.
00:31:44Oh.
00:31:44All right?
00:31:44The wedding, which you haven't had any input in, BTW.
00:31:49BTW.
00:31:49Jesus.
00:31:51It's because I work, and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip and obsess over the wedding.
00:31:55What?
00:31:55Yeah, it is disgusting what you're doing.
00:31:57It's a pig.
00:31:58I'm a pig.
00:31:59Hi.
00:31:59Hi.
00:32:00Hi.
00:32:00Are you guys okay?
00:32:02Yeah, we're good.
00:32:03We're just here working on our calves.
00:32:04Hey, hi.
00:32:06Well, that's, I know.
00:32:07Who was that?
00:32:08That's, uh...
00:32:09That is, uh, a client.
00:32:10Jill!
00:32:11God!
00:32:12Yeah, right.
00:32:13Back off!
00:32:13Yeah, right.
00:32:14That's what it is.
00:32:16Everything.
00:32:16Jill calls her engagement to Drew a match made in heaven.
00:32:19Watching them squabble about wedding cakes and the medicinal benefits of anal sex, I couldn't
00:32:25help but think that heaven has a strange sense of humor.
00:32:28I'll call you later, okay?
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Bye.
00:32:30Come on, Bowie.
00:32:31Bowie?
00:32:32Terrible, man.
00:32:34Listen, I want to try it.
00:32:35It's just one little...
00:32:36We can't even go high point.
00:32:37Just one time...
00:32:37No!
00:32:41You know, that camera looks very good on you.
00:32:43Oh, you think?
00:32:45So what are you going to do with these pictures?
00:32:46I don't know.
00:32:47You know, maybe you sell them on the internet and make some money off your ass.
00:32:51Album cover, my man.
00:32:53I'm telling you.
00:32:55You want some?
00:32:56Oh, no, no, thanks.
00:32:57I'm cool.
00:32:58You smoke too much, Jeffers.
00:32:59Way too much.
00:33:00What?
00:33:01It's all natural.
00:33:02Oh, organic.
00:33:05No chemicals.
00:33:07Is this new?
00:33:08It is.
00:33:10It's about a girl.
00:33:12Is it about?
00:33:14That blonde?
00:33:15Blonde?
00:33:17No.
00:33:18No blondes.
00:33:21There ain't no words that I could say
00:33:26Cause words were just getting away
00:33:29Cause words were just getting away
00:33:32But it is written in the wind
00:33:37This is where it all begins
00:33:42This is where it all begins
00:33:42I've been dreaming you to last
00:33:49I've been hoping every night
00:33:54Now you're wanting me
00:33:56Now you're wanting me to stay
00:34:00Keeps getting better every day
00:34:03Every day
00:34:06And I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:10I think about it all the time
00:34:17I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:21I just can't get you off my mind
00:34:28I found a reason for living again
00:34:33I found a reason for living again
00:34:37See you later
00:34:40I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:42So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45It's pretty good
00:34:47There's a bit of drama though
00:34:48Wow, drama and a wedding
00:34:50It's shocking
00:34:51Yeah, well Jill wants this, you know
00:34:53Chapel filled with 8,000 red roses
00:34:56And some like $80,000 wedding dinner
00:35:00And $7,000 wedding dress
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab
00:35:03Wow, I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now
00:35:05Or her dad
00:35:06Yeah, but that's just Jill, you know
00:35:09We love her for it
00:35:10She's extravagant
00:35:10You know, I've known her since I was 11
00:35:12We went to boarding school together
00:35:14Wow, you went to boarding school when you were 11
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah
00:35:20It's complicated
00:35:21When did you get home to see them?
00:35:23Well, on the holidays
00:35:24Or, you know, the occasional odd long weekend
00:35:27I liked boarding school
00:35:29It was what I needed
00:35:31How do you mean?
00:35:34Well, my parents died when I was a kid
00:35:37I've told you that, right?
00:35:39No
00:35:40No, I'm very sorry
00:35:41I didn't know that
00:35:43How did they die?
00:35:44Together?
00:35:46No, they actually died separately
00:35:49My dad was when I was 5
00:35:50My mom was when I was 11
00:35:54Oh no, no, no
00:35:55It's not sad
00:35:57It was a really long time ago
00:36:00I just don't talk about it much
00:36:02Cause
00:36:05Um
00:36:07What about your parents?
00:36:08They're still together, right?
00:36:10Still together
00:36:11Yeah
00:36:11After 30 years
00:36:13They're totally in love with each other
00:36:15It's amazing
00:36:16Oh, you can get that
00:36:19No, no
00:36:20That's okay
00:36:22But you can get that
00:36:24Sorry
00:36:26Oh, it's Hallie
00:36:27Just two seconds
00:36:29Hey
00:36:31Um, yeah
00:36:32Yeah, yeah
00:36:32I'm still here
00:36:35Um
00:36:37Sure
00:36:37That's fine
00:36:40Wait
00:36:41You didn't really just do what I think you just did, did you?
00:36:44Because
00:36:44I kind of had plans
00:36:45To just spend the night with you
00:36:47Um
00:36:47She's outside
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know
00:36:51Not for me
00:36:52No
00:36:54Door's open
00:36:55Hi
00:36:57Dale said she was coming by to shoot the band today
00:36:59So I thought I'd surprise you
00:37:01Hey
00:37:01Hey
00:37:02We actually finished a couple hours ago
00:37:04But, um
00:37:05Really?
00:37:06Yeah
00:37:08I wanted you to sit back down
00:37:10You're not
00:37:10Yeah
00:37:11No, I know
00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame
00:37:13But I
00:37:14Have to work in the morning, so
00:37:16You should see the show she's casting
00:37:17It is so funny
00:37:18Look, you can stay
00:37:20Have another beer
00:37:20Oh, I'm sure we'll do it some other time
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later
00:37:23Just
00:37:24One
00:37:24One second
00:37:27All right, Mr. Zachary
00:37:29Um
00:37:30I'll text you tomorrow
00:37:31Why are you leaving?
00:37:33Because I have to work tomorrow
00:37:35And you're just gonna leave me with your friend, isn't it?
00:37:37Hey, Zach
00:37:38Where's your corkscrew?
00:37:40Okay
00:37:41Okay
00:37:41Whatever
00:37:44He just showed up hours later, unannounced
00:37:46I guess something did happen between them the other night
00:37:49What'd Zach say?
00:37:51Well, I mean, he said he wanted me to stay
00:37:53And, you know, but I think he was just playing dumb
00:37:56I'm gonna get you, Dale
00:37:57I really don't
00:37:58What?
00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:02Because, Seven
00:38:03I'm done having meaningless relationships with these loser L.A. guys
00:38:07Done, done, done, done, done
00:38:08Whoa
00:38:09Zach is a loser L.A. guy
00:38:12No, he's
00:38:14No, he's not
00:38:15But, anyhow, I'm not his type
00:38:17Especially now that
00:38:19Hallie's all over him
00:38:20You are so wrong
00:38:21You're so wrong
00:38:23It doesn't matter
00:38:24Because, hey, I'm gonna go out, um
00:38:26On a date with Hayden
00:38:27Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:38:28But just his friend
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden?
00:38:30The fame-seeking personal trainer
00:38:32Who's only using you to get ahead in this desperate city
00:38:35Oh, shit, Seven
00:38:37That's
00:38:38That's harsh
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you so you listen to his stupid reality show concept
00:38:43He's only interested in seeing what you can do for him and his career
00:38:46Because you have a career
00:38:47And the only reason Hallie isn't to Zach is because you gave her the okay to pursue
00:38:52I never said pursue
00:38:54She asked me if we'd ever hooked up and I said no
00:38:56Liz, I've never said this to you before
00:38:57But you are gonna regret this
00:39:00Trust me
00:39:02Damn it, you're afraid of a real relationship, Dale
00:39:05Why does everyone keep saying that?
00:39:06I am not scared of relationships
00:39:09But you're scared of something
00:39:13Let's just forget about it
00:39:27Okay
00:39:28Sorry
00:39:29Yeah, no, it's okay
00:39:31I just wasn't expecting that
00:39:36Was it weird seeing Dale?
00:39:41Yeah
00:39:42Yeah, it was weird
00:39:44I felt like I sensed something between you guys
00:39:49Yeah
00:39:50Yeah, I think maybe you did
00:39:52I don't know
00:39:52Dale and I are really tight
00:39:54You know
00:39:55And as I told you before, Hallie
00:39:57I'm just not that interested in a relationship right now
00:39:59And I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression
00:40:01About what's going on here
00:40:04She's the one that told me to pursue you
00:40:06Just so you know
00:40:07She told you that
00:40:09Yeah, you sound surprised
00:40:11She said you guys were just friends
00:40:13You've never hooked up
00:40:14And that she isn't your type
00:40:17Not my type
00:40:21So are we cool?
00:40:23Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:40:24We're cool
00:40:24But I just
00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea
00:40:27Right now
00:40:28Okay
00:40:28This isn't a good idea
00:40:30Look, I just
00:40:31I'm just not that into this
00:40:32Right now
00:40:33You're not into this?
00:40:34No
00:40:35Are you into this?
00:40:36Yeah
00:40:45Hey
00:40:46Hey Hayden
00:40:47Hey, tell us that up
00:40:48Hey Hayden
00:40:49Oh
00:40:50I'm just joking
00:40:51I don't care
00:40:51Oh
00:40:53Oh
00:40:54Oh
00:40:55That's not expected
00:40:57It's really, really nice to see you
00:40:58So this is a great restaurant
00:40:59It's got lots of health conscious options
00:41:01Okay
00:41:01Because you know
00:41:03I'd like to take care of myself
00:41:05As you can see
00:41:06I did notice
00:41:08Your pecs just now
00:41:09Oh
00:41:10Hey
00:41:11Hey
00:41:12Are you flexing?
00:41:21What are you asking for something low carb, low fat, low sodium, high protein?
00:41:25Which is better
00:41:25The bacon cheeseburger or the baby back ribs?
00:41:28Is the Cajun salmon wild caught or farm rate?
00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers with ranch?
00:41:32Favorite
00:41:32Organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free, non-dean
00:41:34Do you recommend the mac and cheese?
00:41:35Can you steam that into the grilling it?
00:41:37Because I don't want any acrylics in my food
00:41:38I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter
00:41:40Aren't these Swedish meatballs kosher?
00:41:43You're right
00:41:43But people really are vain here
00:41:45I mean, I'm not
00:41:46I'm self-aware
00:41:47Which is like
00:41:48Radically different
00:41:50And I'm self-conscious
00:41:51Conscious of self
00:41:52Right
00:41:53I'm self-conscious
00:41:54Which is a good thing, I think
00:41:55What do you think?
00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good
00:41:58I'm all about my work
00:41:59And my body is my work
00:42:00So
00:42:01One might say that
00:42:02Yeah, I'm all about my body
00:42:04But
00:42:05In some respects that is true
00:42:06But I mean, you're completely missing the point
00:42:08And the point is
00:42:13You completely missed my point
00:42:15Okay, rewind, reset
00:42:18Look
00:42:19I feel like we've got a great vibe between you and me
00:42:21Great energy going on here
00:42:22So, yeah
00:42:23Okay
00:42:24I get it
00:42:26So let's lay the facts down
00:42:28You want to be with me
00:42:29And vice versa
00:42:30That much is clear
00:42:30But my work always comes first
00:42:33I need to lay that down right off the bat
00:42:35Basically
00:42:36My body comes before you
00:42:37He seems perfect
00:42:39Good looking
00:42:40Somewhat single-minded
00:42:42Somewhat vain
00:42:43And
00:42:43Not too bright
00:42:45No promise of a great romance
00:42:47No chance of falling too hard for this guy
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt
00:42:53But is this right for me?
00:42:56I'm kind of sensing a pattern here
00:42:58She's got this great
00:43:01Beautiful chest on you
00:43:02With great definitions
00:43:03You probably bench press quite a bit
00:43:04Is Seven right about me?
00:43:06I hate for Seven to be right
00:43:08Because he's always right
00:43:09About that kind of stuff
00:43:16Seriously, I don't think that's jerky
00:43:17I need a sign
00:43:19Is this right for me?
00:43:22I got this great idea
00:43:23I know you're gonna love it
00:43:27Fitness fanatics
00:43:28It's my reality TV show
00:43:32Check, please
00:43:34Is that for checks?
00:43:43Yeah
00:43:45Ready, Freddy?
00:43:47We're walking, right?
00:43:48You don't want to drive?
00:43:50You guys, it's two blocks
00:43:51They have valet parking, you know
00:44:00So where's Hallie this morning?
00:44:03I don't know
00:44:03I saw her on Tuesday
00:44:04And I haven't seen her for the rest of the week
00:44:07You know that she changed her status
00:44:08To it's complicated?
00:44:10What does that mean?
00:44:11It's complicated?
00:44:13With who?
00:44:14Oh my gosh, you guys
00:44:16The yoga instructor just smiled at me
00:44:18He is the cutest dimple
00:44:21Okay, he's telling us to shut up
00:44:23His smile is just his state of zen
00:44:25Oh, God
00:44:28Namaste
00:44:30Namaste
00:44:31You guys really do this all the time?
00:44:34Yeah
00:44:34I have to
00:44:35I'm older than you
00:44:36You get fatter quicker
00:44:38Sorry, I'm late
00:44:39I just got your message
00:44:42You're late
00:44:43Hey
00:44:45Hey
00:44:47What's going on?
00:44:48You guys look so serious
00:44:49I was telling you all about my wedding
00:44:51Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet
00:44:53Or a groomsman, for that matter
00:44:55Well, you know
00:44:56We're guys
00:44:57We take a little bit longer
00:44:58We're that kind of stuff
00:45:00Yeah
00:45:02Well, I gotta go
00:45:03I have a hair appointment at two
00:45:04And then a couple jewelry design appointments
00:45:06Wow, that's so fetch
00:45:07Congrats, girl
00:45:08Thanks, girl
00:45:09So I'll call you later
00:45:10Hey, do you mind dragging me home?
00:45:13No yoga
00:45:15No
00:45:15We missed it
00:45:16Um, yeah
00:45:17I guess
00:45:20Okay
00:45:21When did that start
00:45:22And did you know?
00:45:24Well, I mean, I kind of guessed, but
00:45:26Does she know about you two?
00:45:28What's there to know?
00:45:30Hallie should know better
00:45:31Seriously
00:45:32Anybody that knows you would know that you are so hot for him
00:45:34Becca, I am not so hot for him
00:45:36No, he's your friend
00:45:37And it is so typical of Hallie
00:45:40She's a fame whore
00:45:41No, she's not
00:45:45Damn it, she is a fame whore
00:45:47No, she's not
00:45:48Oh, God
00:45:49Hallie's just frustrating me so much right now
00:45:51And she doesn't deserve that
00:45:53Hallie was there for me when I had that swine flu
00:45:56Every time I've broken up with a cross-eyed boyfriend
00:45:59And I don't know what I would have done about that stalker if it wasn't for Hallie
00:46:04I need something to take my mind off all this
00:46:10Giselle, I don't know what I would do without you
00:46:11Oh, come on
00:46:12That's what friends are for
00:46:14Oh, honey
00:46:15Do you like that setting?
00:46:16Yeah, no, I do
00:46:16It's nice
00:46:17You didn't even look
00:46:18No, I did
00:46:19I'm looking
00:46:19Yeah, I love it
00:46:20It's
00:46:21What do you think, Dale?
00:46:22Oh, that's beautiful
00:46:23Yeah?
00:46:24Okay, I gotta go
00:46:24I gotta go
00:46:25I gotta go
00:46:25Wait, what?
00:46:25I gotta go
00:46:26I gotta go
00:46:26I'm 20 minutes late for the meeting
00:46:28Oh, look it
00:46:29That's great
00:46:30That was my favorite
00:46:31I love you
00:46:32I love you so much
00:46:33I love you
00:46:35Shit
00:46:36He makes me so mad
00:46:38We're planning the registry for the most important day of our life
00:46:41And he just leaves
00:46:42Maybe he's just feeling a bit of
00:46:44A bit of what?
00:46:45Anxiety?
00:46:46I can't believe you're defending him
00:46:48What?
00:46:49No, no, no, no
00:46:50I'm not defending him
00:46:51You just don't understand
00:46:52You can't possibly comprehend what it feels like inside of me right now
00:46:55Because you've never been here
00:46:56Well, that's
00:46:58That's true
00:47:00I used to think about what it'd be like
00:47:01To live your life, Dale
00:47:03Just walking in your shoes
00:47:06Nobody expects anything from you
00:47:09They don't
00:47:10No one expects anything from me?
00:47:12Mm-mm
00:47:13Because you don't have parents expecting babies and marriages and perfect husbands
00:47:17It's really hard
00:47:19I mean, it's true, but
00:47:22It doesn't mean I want to end up alone
00:47:25Tell me something, Dale
00:47:27Am I expecting too much?
00:47:30Is wanting my fiancée to be excited about our wedding
00:47:33Is that too much?
00:47:38I don't know, Jill
00:47:39Back at St. Mary's for our first communion
00:47:42The biggest deal was finding out who you were going to get paired up with
00:47:46I dreamed of walking down the aisle with Billy Dobson
00:47:49Hand in hand
00:47:51But no such luck
00:47:52He was paired with Jill
00:47:54And I ended up with What's-His-Face
00:47:55Who picked his nose all the time
00:47:59I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle with a Billy Dobson of my own
00:48:06Oh, is this your parents?
00:48:13Yeah, that's them
00:48:16And is this you with your mother?
00:48:19Yeah
00:48:23Here, look at this one
00:48:25Oh, that's great
00:48:26With the smoke around Jill's face
00:48:29Yeah
00:48:31So how's Hallie?
00:48:33Looks like you guys are an item now, huh?
00:48:34No
00:48:35No, not an item
00:48:37Definitely not
00:48:38She's a very nice girl
00:48:40But she doesn't take no for an answer, does she?
00:48:44Well, you're a big boy
00:48:45I'm sure you can handle her
00:48:47Hey, I wanted to ask you
00:48:49Did you tell her to pursue me?
00:48:55Hello there, Miss Homebody
00:48:56Why aren't you dressed yet?
00:48:58For what?
00:48:58Did you forget my big screen debut, Dale?
00:49:01We're going to my L.A. red carpet premiere
00:49:03Hello
00:49:04What do you think, Johnson?
00:49:06I think she's dead
00:49:12No excuses
00:49:13Seven was supposed to tell you
00:49:15Yeah, well, he didn't
00:49:16Oh my God, I did actually
00:49:18It's just that you had your head buried in those photos
00:49:20And you didn't notice
00:49:21Well, I mean, can I wear this?
00:49:22It's L.A.
00:49:23You can wear whatever you want
00:49:25Okay, I'll just grab my purse
00:49:26I'll get your heels
00:49:29Well, hello to you too
00:49:30I thought you said you had a meeting to go to
00:49:31What?
00:49:32You said you had a meeting, remember, when I texted you earlier?
00:49:35Oh, yeah, I did, but I'm done now
00:49:37Holly, Holly, what's up? What's going on?
00:49:39What's going on?
00:49:40I think I should be asking you that question
00:49:41Excuse me?
00:49:43What is going on, Dale?
00:49:45Look, I'm just...
00:49:47Nothing?
00:49:47Did I miss something here?
00:49:49Oh, wait, do you like him now?
00:49:51Is that it?
00:49:51Look, I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:49:54Of course you are
00:49:54Zach, you're a piece of crap, you know that?
00:49:57You're just another famous asshole guy
00:49:59Who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants
00:50:01And then not call him, well, fuck you
00:50:02We're not even dating, Hallie
00:50:03I've told you that ten times
00:50:05Okay, look, look, I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:50:07Dale, as long as I'm here, this is not going to end well
00:50:09Just leave, okay?
00:50:14I bet you wanted that to happen, didn't you?
00:50:18I'm seriously not following you, Hallie
00:50:20You really need to calm down
00:50:21You put on this little woe-is-me act
00:50:23But I'm not buying it
00:50:25Just because you throw yourself at every guy who's famous
00:50:28Who you think can get you somewhere
00:50:30And who you think wants you and then shoots you down
00:50:32You know what? Don't take that out on me, okay?
00:50:34You play the victim thing really well
00:50:36But it's a load of crap
00:50:39Shut up
00:50:40You're not my friend, Dale
00:50:41You're just like every other two-faced girl in L.A.
00:50:44You just play it better
00:50:45Come on, you guys, this is retarded
00:50:46But you're just going to take her side?
00:50:47I'm not taking anybody's side, okay?
00:50:50Come on, Hallie, let's go
00:50:51Just don't touch me
00:50:56Did that really just happen?
00:51:05This week on Dirty Roomies
00:51:07What do you want to clean this up? I can't live like this
00:51:09I made the mess, so I don't understand why I should have to clean it up
00:51:12You guys had sex?
00:51:14We have to do a paper edit on these and get them to a letter
00:51:16The producers just want to see it by Friday
00:51:18I think cleaning's overrated
00:51:20There's still a lot of food down the street
00:51:22I'm not pooping where I eat
00:51:24There's something really truthful about just waiting and doing your whole job at once
00:51:27We're going to just use up all the dishes and then it's time to clean
00:51:34So you want to talk about it?
00:51:37Not really
00:51:39Hallie call?
00:51:41No
00:51:42Call her?
00:51:43And say what?
00:51:44I haven't done anything
00:51:45Until I do it
00:51:46I'm not a housewife
00:51:47I found fleas in the bedroom
00:51:49You mean my pets?
00:51:50I think fleas are people too
00:51:51And they should be treated
00:51:53So I've shown you
00:51:54Those are my pets!
00:51:55And you're going to kill them?
00:51:56Are you a murderer?
00:51:58Seven, what do you think I should do?
00:52:01Be honest
00:52:03Well, I've been honest
00:52:06Not with Hallie
00:52:07With yourself
00:52:10Sorry, babe
00:52:11I cannot give you any more advice on this one
00:52:14And you put on your pants
00:52:15You look at me
00:52:16You know, look
00:52:16If Vanessa has a problem with it
00:52:17She should clean that shit up
00:52:19Hey, it's Dale
00:52:21Listen, Hallie
00:52:22Will you just call me back?
00:52:24Please
00:52:25Since I have a private number
00:52:27Hallie won't pick up
00:52:28Neither will any of our friends
00:52:30In case it's, you know
00:52:31Someone annoying
00:52:32They will call you back
00:52:34But since we all have private numbers
00:52:36It's nearly impossible
00:52:37For us to communicate by phone
00:52:39Fortunately
00:52:40I pick up my phone
00:52:41Otherwise this game of trading voicemails
00:52:43Would never end
00:52:44Hello?
00:52:46Hey, it's Hallie
00:52:47Hey
00:52:49Jerk off!
00:52:51This guy's on his cell phone
00:52:52And can't drive
00:52:55Sorry
00:52:57Hey, are you okay?
00:52:59Yeah, I'm okay
00:53:00How are you?
00:53:02Hey, um
00:53:02You want to meet up for dinner tonight
00:53:04And maybe just
00:53:05Clear the air about everything?
00:53:07Yeah, I think we should
00:53:08How does 8pm at Cascade sound?
00:53:11Alright, sounds good
00:53:11Great, I'll meet you there
00:53:14Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
00:53:18Aww
00:53:19You didn't think I'd forget, did you?
00:53:22Wow, they're beautiful
00:53:24Thank you
00:53:26So what are the big plans for tonight?
00:53:28Well, that was, um, Hallie
00:53:30She wants to, uh, get together
00:53:31And think so we can talk about everything
00:53:34I think she forgot it was my birthday, though
00:53:35I mean, we should understand that
00:53:37Under the circumstances
00:53:38What about the other girls?
00:53:40I guess it slipped their mind
00:53:42Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding
00:53:43And, you know, Becca just got that huge movie
00:53:45So, it's okay
00:53:48Happy birthday, Del
00:53:58Hi, I have a reservation for your, um, Squire or Hallie Kimball
00:54:03Thanks
00:54:06Surprise!
00:54:08You didn't think we were going to forget, did you?
00:54:11I kind of did
00:54:12Happy birthday
00:54:13Happy birthday
00:54:14Alright, you guys, let's dance
00:54:16Woo!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:19Woo!
00:54:19Cause you're my grace
00:54:21But get away
00:54:25It's like chase
00:54:29Cause you're my grace
00:54:39Make a wish
00:54:40But don't tell anyone or it won't come true
00:54:42Okay
00:54:43What could I possibly wish for?
00:54:50Woo!
00:54:52Happy birthday
00:54:53Thank you, bye
00:54:54Alright
00:54:55It seems
00:54:57You're feeling in your body
00:55:00And it comes through your veins
00:55:01So take a breath
00:55:03Don't break
00:55:05Tell your mind to move
00:55:07If I get out of your way
00:55:09It's all about it
00:55:12You're drunk, Jill
00:55:13You never cared before when I was drunk
00:55:15And it's Dale's birthday for Christ's sakes
00:55:18Alright, you have got to lower your voice now
00:55:21Because now you're making a scene
00:55:22Uh, you've got to relax, Drew
00:55:24Cause there's nothing I've never heard before
00:55:26You are so self-centered, Drew
00:55:29There's bigger things happening in the world
00:55:31Than your stupid actor clients
00:55:33And the Nielsen ratings on the TV
00:55:35You're now officially embarrassing everybody here
00:55:38Okay
00:55:39Don't you dare
00:55:41Effing tell me
00:55:42That I'm embarrassing you
00:55:44Okay
00:55:44Because my friends think you're a douchebag
00:55:47A nasty ass
00:55:49Sleazebag agent
00:55:51Drew, we don't think you're a douchebag
00:55:52It's okay
00:55:52Come on
00:55:53Thanks
00:55:53Oh, where are you gonna go?
00:55:55Are you gonna go home
00:55:56And masturbate
00:55:57To one of your anime porns?
00:56:00It's cartoons
00:56:01He made me watch anime porn
00:56:03Yeah, I'm gonna go home
00:56:05And masturbate
00:56:06It's disgusting
00:56:07Because it's better than anything
00:56:08You're giving me at home
00:56:09No, cause you love to masturbate
00:56:11Cause for you
00:56:11It's like having sex with somebody
00:56:13That you love
00:56:14Yourself
00:56:15Wait, did you just make that up?
00:56:17Annie Hall, 77
00:56:17I'm going home
00:56:19You're gonna go screw one of your actresses
00:56:21One of your stupid, slutty
00:56:24Sleep-your-way-to-the-top
00:56:26Actresses
00:56:29I mean, I need to go to the bathroom
00:56:33Somebody can stick her home
00:56:34Cause now she's drunk
00:56:35And you're pissed off
00:56:37That's like the worst combination for you
00:56:39I know
00:56:40Oh, just
00:56:40It's okay with me
00:56:41It's okay
00:56:41It's okay
00:56:47I'm stuck
00:56:49I'm sorry, Jill
00:56:50Jill, you don't have to be sorry
00:56:52You just got a little wasted
00:56:53That's all
00:56:54Oh, I drank too much
00:56:57Never drinking again
00:56:59Heard that one before
00:57:04I don't like you once to marry me, you guys
00:57:07And then I'm getting married in three weeks
00:57:11Drew
00:57:12Don't worry about Drew right now
00:57:13Just finish blowing chunks, okay?
00:57:16Why don't you go make sure everything's okay out there?
00:57:18I'll stay here with Jill
00:57:19Okay
00:57:21Listen, Hallie
00:57:23I'm really sorry
00:57:24Are we okay?
00:57:25Yeah, we're okay
00:57:26I said a lot of things I didn't mean
00:57:27I'm sorry
00:57:28Me too
00:57:29I'm so sorry
00:57:30You're okay
00:57:37Look what the cat dragged in
00:57:39Seven told me about your little surprise party
00:57:42You know, it's your birthday
00:57:43So I wanted to come out
00:57:45See you
00:57:47I'm glad you did
00:57:49Wait, where are the girls?
00:57:52Oh my God
00:57:53I told everybody he jacked off
00:57:56Two cartoons
00:57:57Oh God
00:57:58I am not drunk
00:57:59But I definitely
00:58:01Am
00:58:02Come on, let's come get something to eat
00:58:05I'm really hungry
00:58:07You two want to come eat?
00:58:08Oh no, we'll stay
00:58:09I mean, I'll stay here
00:58:10I'll stay here
00:58:12Okay
00:58:13Okay
00:58:19Bye
00:58:20Thank you
00:58:21Thank you
00:58:24Going?
00:58:25Wow
00:58:26Quite a night
00:58:27Yeah
00:58:28Definitely
00:58:29It was a birthday dance?
00:58:32I don't know
00:58:33Come on
00:58:33Come on
00:58:34I wish that I was walking
00:58:39Cause I would not be stopping
00:58:44Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:49Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:51Oh
00:58:56Finally
00:58:57You're so cute
00:59:00I knew it
00:59:02I knew it
00:59:04Do you feel older?
00:59:07Yes
00:59:09So when is your chore starting?
00:59:12You know, we actually just had to push another month
00:59:14Our tour manager totally screwed it up
00:59:17She got the dates wrong
00:59:18Actually, Cece
00:59:20Whom I think you've met
00:59:22Oh
00:59:22The blonde?
00:59:23Yeah, the blonde's
00:59:24At the park and at the show
00:59:27Right, you had a thing with her, right?
00:59:30No
00:59:32No, no, no
00:59:33She works with me
00:59:34She's a tour manager
00:59:36Not into guys
00:59:38Not into guys
00:59:38But
00:59:39What makes you think that I was into her?
00:59:41The fact that I'm now officially an idiot
00:59:44His lesbian tour manager
00:59:56Oh
00:59:58It's a birthday present
01:00:03It'll bring you luck
01:00:04I thought you could use it a little bit
01:00:06I'll stay asleep here for a day or two
01:00:13Thank you
01:00:14It's
01:00:15Yeah, it's good
01:00:17You're welcome
01:00:19You're welcome
01:00:24You're welcome
01:00:25You're welcome
01:00:25You're welcome
01:00:25You're welcome
01:00:25You're welcome
01:00:27You're welcome
01:00:28No
01:00:29It's actually
01:00:30Just the opposite
01:00:31And that's the problem
01:00:37Tonight
01:00:43Don't get too attached, Dale
01:00:47Come on, Jill
01:00:48We're gonna go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight
01:00:51Drew
01:00:52You okay?
01:00:54She needs a couple glasses of water and some sleep
01:00:56Let's go
01:00:58Yeah
01:00:58Come on, babe
01:01:03Oh, that's disgusting
01:01:05No
01:01:05This is definitely picture-worthy
01:01:15Is that her puke bucket?
01:01:21Okay
01:01:22Becca's panties
01:01:24That's so funny
01:01:29She's a kid
01:01:29They're granny panties
01:01:30Oh, Bowie
01:01:32He's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the world
01:01:37It's so weird getting older, isn't it?
01:01:39Everything just changes so fast
01:01:43Yeah, but that's supposed to be the exciting part, isn't it?
01:01:47Why haven't you ever dated Zach?
01:01:53Because I never felt like I was good enough for him
01:01:57But you like him a lot, right?
01:02:01Yeah
01:02:02And you think he's handsome
01:02:04Yeah
01:02:05And he likes the doll ears
01:02:07Yeah
01:02:09I love Bowie
01:02:11And he's one of your best friends
01:02:13Mm-hmm
01:02:15So why don't you pursue him?
01:02:17I always liked him
01:02:20I'm just not good at pursuing a guy
01:02:25Hallie, I'm sorry if I made you feel jealous
01:02:27I mean, I never
01:02:28I never meant to
01:02:29I never even knew I did
01:02:31I guess I just feel the way you felt with J.P., you know?
01:02:36Yeah, I understand that
01:02:42The next morning, as soon as she woke up
01:02:45Jill took a cab straight home to face the music
01:02:48Not knowing if that music would be a wedding march
01:02:52Drew
01:02:55I'm sorry
01:02:58I'm so sorry
01:03:04I love you
01:03:14I really do love you
01:03:17Me too
01:03:27Smell my hair
01:03:28Does it still smell like cigarettes?
01:03:31No, it smells like Jill
01:03:32Ugh
01:03:33Wow, look at this
01:03:34Party at our place
01:03:36It's only 9 a.m.
01:03:37Last night, she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties I've ever seen in my entire life
01:03:43Oh, come on, Seven
01:03:44We all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere
01:03:47Please
01:03:48Shut up, they were my period panties
01:03:51Hello
01:03:51Sorry to, uh, just barge in like that, but the door was open
01:03:54Hey
01:03:55Look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast
01:03:57Who's in?
01:03:58Can't
01:04:00Can't
01:04:00Dale?
01:04:01Now, don't even begin to say no
01:04:03You're coming with me
01:04:04You need the fresh air
01:04:04So does Bowie
01:04:08What do you think, Bowie?
01:04:15Alright, twist our arm
01:04:17To be my love
01:04:20Be my guide
01:04:23Be my shelter in the night
01:04:27Be my hope
01:04:29Be my truth
01:04:31I will not forget you
01:04:36And through all the days of sleep
01:04:40Nights
01:04:41It's already hard
01:04:44Too frail to fight
01:04:46We'll hold on to you
01:04:48Till you are all I need
01:04:54And through all the days of sleep
01:05:12To be my love
01:05:14Be my guide
01:05:16Be my shelter in the night
01:05:23You know the truth
01:05:25I will not forget you
01:05:33Thank you
01:05:34I think you went to go inside
01:05:36Good
01:05:37Go on in, boy
01:05:38Good job
01:05:40Thanks, I really needed that
01:05:41Yeah
01:05:42So did I
01:05:44Definitely
01:05:57Look, I
01:05:57Can I just talk to you
01:06:00For a second, Dale
01:06:01Just
01:06:01About you and me
01:06:03And about
01:06:04Us
01:06:05And what's happening here
01:06:06And
01:06:07What about us
01:06:09I don't know
01:06:10I just
01:06:14I think I'm falling in love with you
01:06:19And I know that scares you
01:06:20And I know that makes you want to run away
01:06:21But I am not
01:06:23Going anywhere
01:06:24Dale
01:06:26I'm not gonna die on you
01:06:27I'm not your mother
01:06:28Or your father
01:06:31You're so scared of anything that's real
01:06:32And
01:06:34And I'm right here
01:06:38And I just want to know
01:06:39If you feel the same way
01:06:44You hooked up
01:06:45With one of my best friends, Zach
01:06:50Wow
01:06:53Wow, I thought I understood
01:06:55What was going on here
01:06:55But I guess I was just
01:06:57I guess I was just totally wrong
01:07:00I can't believe you're saying that about me
01:07:02I can't believe you don't trust me
01:07:08I just want something real
01:07:10I've been chasing you for two years, Dale
01:07:12Two years
01:07:13You know how that feels?
01:07:16But I can't do it anymore
01:07:17Not if you don't feel the same way about me
01:07:28Goodbye, Dale
01:07:40I told Zach I want something real
01:07:43And here I go
01:07:44Screwing up the best chance
01:07:46I'll ever have at something real
01:07:48What do you think I wished for my birthday?
01:07:51It starts with Z
01:07:52And ends with Ack
01:07:56And it turns out
01:07:57Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie
01:08:03But even if he had
01:08:04How could I blame him?
01:08:05I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms
01:08:08She was right
01:08:09Maybe I do play the victim sometimes
01:08:11Everyone's been right about me
01:08:13You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale
01:08:15I just put a blind eye to it
01:08:17I'm scared of getting hurt
01:08:19Because he's too perfect
01:08:21I've kept Zach at arm's length
01:08:22You're so afraid of getting hurt
01:08:24That you end up picking guys
01:08:25That have absolutely no substance
01:08:28Am I going to live the rest of my life
01:08:30With guys like this?
01:08:32Just to avoid someone real?
01:08:37No
01:08:38Hell no
01:08:39I'm ready to change
01:08:41If I get one more change
01:08:43I won't screw it up again
01:08:45I just get one more chance
01:09:08I'll be right there
01:09:22What are you doing here?
01:09:24I wanted to come by and talk
01:09:26Look, I think we've done enough talking
01:09:28So I'm really not interested in talking with you
01:09:31I just wanted to say that I understand
01:09:32That this isn't going to work
01:09:35You and I, that is
01:09:39Okay
01:09:41Why did you hang out with me?
01:09:45Because I don't want to be rude
01:09:47When you show up to my house unannounced
01:09:48Like, well, like right now
01:09:50And you're like a tiger
01:09:52And you throw yourself at me
01:09:55And I know I'm passing the blame right now
01:09:57But it's just the best I can come up with on the fly
01:10:02Why aren't you with Dale?
01:10:04You're not the typical Hollywood guy
01:10:05And she needs someone real like that
01:10:08Look, I really don't know what to say to that
01:10:12And Dale made it pretty clear
01:10:13That she's not interested in me
01:10:14You guys just have something between you two
01:10:19I've seen guys come in and out of her life
01:10:21But I've never seen her be as comfortable
01:10:24And happy as she is when she's with you
01:10:27Whatever she's going through
01:10:28Please don't give up on her, Zach
01:10:30Just let her work it out
01:10:37I'm sorry if I hurt you
01:10:38I never meant to do that
01:10:40You did
01:10:41I hurt myself
01:10:47I just gotta open my eyes a little wider next time
01:10:53Can we maybe, um, hang out
01:10:55Just, like, be friends and stuff
01:10:59Yeah, I don't see you, why not
01:11:00That'd be good
01:11:02Okay
01:11:04Good night
01:11:05Can we hang out right now, maybe, like
01:11:07I don't think that would be a very good idea
01:11:08Just come in
01:11:09That's not good
01:11:10Yeah
01:11:10Yeah
01:11:17No, no, no, no, no
01:11:18Because we don't understand
01:11:19She wants yellow roses, not red
01:11:21Okay, bye
01:11:23Hey
01:11:24Sounds like we got here just in time
01:11:26How can we help, man of honor
01:11:27I am so late
01:11:28Talk to seven
01:11:29Okay, okay
01:11:30I'll be right back
01:11:33Hello
01:11:34Hello
01:11:35Three, two, one
01:11:37My keys
01:11:40Thank you
01:11:41Three, two, one
01:11:43And a picture of Drew's mom
01:11:49I'm gonna follow her
01:11:51Make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator
01:11:53And out the front door
01:12:03Today's the fix thing
01:12:06Okay, so the funny thing about pantyhose is
01:12:09There isn't a tag
01:12:10How do you tell which way is the front?
01:12:13You really can't with these things
01:12:17Hi
01:12:17Is there a beautiful bride in here?
01:12:19Oh, look at you, nice suit
01:12:20Oh, shut up
01:12:21You're the one who looks beautiful
01:12:22It's your day
01:12:24Gosh
01:12:25Becca, what the hell are you doing?
01:12:28No, you're not wearing pantyhose
01:12:30It's hot
01:12:30Take them off
01:12:32No, ridiculous
01:12:32I'm so sorry
01:12:34Oh, my God
01:12:35Where have you been?
01:12:36We just wanted to make sure
01:12:37Everything's set up, you know, perfectly
01:12:38At the reception and the dinner
01:12:39And it's great
01:12:41Wow
01:12:42You look amazing
01:12:44You look like a princess
01:12:46You look like a princess
01:12:52What?
01:12:55What's wrong?
01:12:56Oh, don't cry
01:12:57It's just
01:12:58I've dreamed about this day my whole life
01:13:01Since my first communion
01:13:02Is that weird?
01:13:03No, honey
01:13:04We've all been dreaming about our own weddings
01:13:07Now that I'm here
01:13:08It just doesn't feel right
01:13:11Everything will work out as it should
01:13:15The future kind of has a funny way of doing that
01:13:17We just have to wait and see how it all unfolds
01:13:27Deep breath
01:13:27Yeah, take a deep breath
01:13:35Hey
01:13:36Oh, wait, picture
01:13:37What?
01:13:37No, no pictures
01:13:38Okay
01:13:41Oh, you know you love it
01:13:42You like that, huh?
01:13:44What about here?
01:13:44Oh, work it, work it
01:13:46You better tag me in all these photos
01:13:48Okay, I like it
01:13:49What?
01:13:49Oh
01:13:50Hey
01:13:51No, seriously, I can't find Drew
01:13:53I'm sure he's just finishing getting ready
01:13:57So, haven't you ever think about marriage?
01:13:58Do I ever think about marriage?
01:14:00To who?
01:14:01You?
01:14:01No, never
01:14:03No
01:14:04Do you ever think about, you know, having a family?
01:14:07Kids?
01:14:08Yeah, I mean, I don't want to
01:14:10Do you ever think about marrying a guy?
01:14:12Maybe
01:14:14If they ever make it legal
01:14:15Or if I ever move to Canada
01:14:19All right
01:14:20What about you, Dale?
01:14:22Do you ever want to get married?
01:14:25Excuse me, Dale?
01:14:27Hi
01:14:27We're going to close the front door just now
01:14:29Uh, can I get a picture, please?
01:14:31Uh, sure
01:14:31Princess Picture Pants here
01:14:33She loves taking photos
01:14:34It's their wedding gift
01:14:36Especially of hot guys
01:14:37No, I'm just kidding
01:14:39Uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it
01:14:41Mm-hmm
01:14:42Um, are they ready?
01:14:44Uh, I think so
01:14:45Just give us two seconds
01:14:47Okay
01:14:47I'll go get Drew
01:14:48I'm doing shirtless
01:14:49Okay
01:14:52Hey, are we ready?
01:14:53No
01:14:54What do you mean, no?
01:14:55Well, we're waiting on Drew
01:14:56Oh, so typical
01:15:17Drew left no explanation with anyone
01:15:20I guess he felt he didn't need to
01:15:21Since he never actually asked Jill
01:15:23To marry him in the first place
01:15:25But as difficult and embarrassing
01:15:27As the day was for Jill
01:15:29Deep down, I don't think she was surprised
01:15:32You can't push a guy into marriage like that
01:15:34And then expect a happy outcome
01:15:37Perhaps at one point
01:15:39Drew did love her
01:15:41And he just forgot why
01:15:51What now?
01:15:54Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?
01:15:56Honey, I think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza
01:15:59How about a double jack on the rocks, huh?
01:16:03Uh, excuse me, Jill
01:16:04I just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long
01:16:08I'll be there if you need to speak about anything or talk, get things off your mind
01:16:11And I, um, I don't mean to have to do this
01:16:15It's kind of required
01:16:16Uh, this is a crisis prevention helpline
01:16:18If you need to talk to somebody about anything
01:16:20And this is, uh, poison control
01:16:22Probably might need that, I don't know
01:16:25The good news is we have singles night at Tuesdays down in the basement
01:16:28And we like to dance around
01:16:29It's a lot of fun
01:16:30I'm here to the church, but I dance and look
01:16:33And if anyone has lifestyle changes
01:16:35They might want to reconsider, they can just, oh, come to my office
01:16:38Thank you, Father
01:16:39You're welcome, thank you
01:16:40Thank you very much
01:16:42It's not him
01:16:46He's gone
01:16:54Let's go see Mommy and Daddy
01:16:56Okay
01:16:59Look, Katie, it's a bride, it's a bride
01:17:01Come on
01:17:04I'm going to be a bride one day, too
01:17:06This is what my dress is going to look like
01:17:08Like it?
01:17:09Yes, very pretty
01:17:10Thanks
01:17:11Today's my first communion
01:17:13Hey, my veil's the same as yours
01:17:15Oh, you're right
01:17:17It is
01:17:18You're very pretty
01:17:21Thank you
01:17:23Are you the boy?
01:17:26Yes
01:17:27You don't look as pretty as the bride
01:17:29Bye
01:17:30Bye
01:17:32Story of my life
01:17:36Okay
01:17:37Come on
01:17:38Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:17:40If you give us a ride, I'll make it worth your while
01:17:42Listen, Dale, I'm too tired to drive
01:17:44Will you drive my car home?
01:17:46Seven
01:17:50Okay
01:17:53Boys
01:17:54Boys
01:17:56Dale
01:17:58Catch
01:18:20Catch
01:18:21Hey
01:18:26No more douchebag boyfriends
01:18:28Semi-relationships
01:18:30And keeping people at an emotional arm's length
01:18:34I just wanted to say
01:18:36No, wait
01:18:45Sure, I'm putting myself at risk again
01:18:47But I'm finally ready to face an uncertain but promising future
01:18:54Where you walk with angels
01:18:58That all surround you
01:19:01You walk with angels
01:19:04Wherever you are
01:19:08You walk with angels
01:19:11Angels
01:19:12Angels
01:19:14Wherever you are
01:19:21Love is alive
01:19:24Love is alive
01:19:25Alive like a newborn child
01:19:28Love is a war
01:19:31Broken and running wild
01:19:35Love is a food
01:19:38Am I stealing your hearts tonight?
01:19:52You walk with angels
01:19:58You walk with angels
01:20:02You walk with angels
01:20:03With angels
01:20:04Angels
01:20:05Wherever you are
01:20:12Wherever you are
01:20:14You walk with angels
01:20:15You walk with angels
01:20:16With angels
01:20:17Angels
01:20:19Wherever you are
01:20:26Wherever you are
01:20:29How you are
01:20:40Who are
01:20:40Who are
01:20:58You're
01:20:58How you
01:20:59Love is a candle that I'll need forever, it burns me to you.
01:21:07Your love is a word of, carries me stronger, pulling me through.
01:21:16All that I needed to find, it always been right by my side.
01:21:24The first time I saw you, something slowed down in the world.
01:21:34Not all rock stars will make believe, but you rocked me wherever you are.
01:21:43I fell in love with a start.
01:21:50Your love is a mountain that takes all my troubles and makes them look small.
01:21:59Your love is like cotton and one perfect remedy made for my soul.
01:22:07Nothing can keep me awake, strength to you is the one step I'll take.
01:22:18The first time I saw you, something slowed down the world.
01:22:27Thought all rock stars will make believe, but you rocked me wherever you are.
01:22:36My eyes were seen, the love I believed in has always been right by my side.
01:22:45I was stuck in the middle, more shyly single.
01:22:50Will be one if you hold me tonight.
01:22:56The first time I saw you, something slowed down the world.
01:23:06Thought all rock stars will make believe, but you rocked me wherever, you rocked me wherever.
01:23:27You rocked me wherever you are.
01:23:33Rocked me wherever you are.
01:23:37Walk me wherever you were
01:23:42I fell in love
01:23:48With a star
01:24:24I fell in love
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