L'ENSEIGNEMENT DU SEXE PAR MES MEILLEURES amies
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00:00:04Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:00:57Crap, I'm late!
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight, but on
00:01:16my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels!
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:02:06He's so hot.
00:02:37Hey!
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a... you were a...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:45Eh...
00:02:46Eh...
00:02:46Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My last thought better not be broken.
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make her watch a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Hayley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters?
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come on.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:01Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30I'm giving back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59No, that would clean goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is a new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be Chen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chance it's Chen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:23Or?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Well, Hayley.
00:07:27Hey, I think you, uh...
00:07:29You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence.
00:07:35So did you.
00:07:36Oh, no.
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:07I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Okay.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:10:11I don't know.
00:10:17Tu m'a aidé.
00:10:19Je ne sais pas, mais ici nous sommes.
00:10:28Excusez-vous, ces boobs sont pour quelqu'un d'autre.
00:10:31Nous avons un petit bébé, non ?
00:10:32C'est incroyable.
00:10:34Oui, en fait.
00:10:35Et il va probablement te tuer si tu as tu as flirté avec moi.
00:10:38Flirté ?
00:10:38Oui, ne te plaît pas.
00:10:39J'ai une fille aussi.
00:10:41Mes pensées et prières pour elle.
00:10:42C'est gentil.
00:10:44Ok, alors, peut-être que ça ne s'est pas passé ?
00:10:48C'est bien, moi-même.
00:10:51Oh, et, euh...
00:10:54Le purple bra, par exemple.
00:10:56C'est un peu bizarre.
00:10:57C'est pas un peu de type, mais...
00:11:00C'est un peu comme ça.
00:11:01Peut-être que tu viens de là ?
00:11:13Je vous dis, c'est un peu bizarre.
00:11:16C'est un peu bizarre.
00:11:24C'est un peu bizarre.
00:11:32Ah, là-bas.
00:11:40Une autre réponse.
00:11:42Il est probablement juste en train de la maison.
00:11:48Je vais retourner.
00:11:49Pourquoi?
00:11:50Vous ne voulez pas voir votre petit peu nude?
00:11:53Oh, c'est une vraie photo vraiment.
00:11:54Oh, c'est vraiment bien photo.
00:11:55C'est une photo vraiment bien.
00:11:55Honnêtement, c'est tellement bon que je pense que la whole school devrait voir.
00:11:58C'est bien, Lindsay ?
00:11:59C'est ça, Lindsay ?
00:12:00Je sais.
00:12:03Qu'est-ce que tu fais ?
00:12:14Qu'est-ce que tu fais ?
00:12:15Oh, my God !
00:12:18Oh, my God !
00:12:20Oh, my God !
00:12:21Oh, my God !
00:12:21Oh, my God !
00:12:21Oh, my God !
00:12:24Oh, shit !
00:12:31Oh !
00:12:31Oh !
00:12:32C'est parti !
00:13:02Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips!
00:13:10Oh, ma brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kinda hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:26why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no. No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop!
00:13:33Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips!
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally-girlfriend?
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school? Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Naby's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me. You hear me?
00:14:55Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole. And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted. Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:11I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:44Well, after school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me, father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I am Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God, I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Fail.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48To bet it.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:02We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:24So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take out of your phone and record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You want to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happen to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you got into it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:38Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Because it's not going to work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online board can you just make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05You understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:11I don't see why you touch him like this.
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you a little slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:22:58I can see.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:10I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:33Wait.
00:23:34It couldn't be.
00:23:37Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:29No, no, you can't.
00:24:30I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh, you.
00:25:06Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:29I'm a little bit curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45And I'd kill everyone.
00:25:59Don't know.
00:26:01Don't do any of you.
00:26:04I'm curious.
00:26:05You're going to know each other.
00:26:10I'm curious to hear you.
00:26:12I got a social sign.
00:26:12C'est comme qui vous voulez.
00:26:13Vous êtes tellement pleins de vous-même.
00:26:15Vous pouvez faire ça en vous-même.
00:26:16Oui.
00:26:19C'est pas mal.
00:26:21C'est une porte self-closquée.
00:26:23C'est vraiment ?
00:26:24C'est une heure ?
00:26:25Je suis sûre qu'elle va bien.
00:26:26Je suis resté ici avec vous pour une heure ?
00:26:28Non, ok.
00:26:29Non, non, pas mal.
00:26:31Je pense que peut-être qu'on peut prendre l'eau.
00:26:34Non, pas mal.
00:26:35On peut-être qu'il y a quelque chose de nouveau.
00:26:36Non, non.
00:26:37Nous nous sommes gardés à notre distance cette fois.
00:26:39Oui.
00:26:49C'était mon premier kiss.
00:26:53Mon premier kiss n'est pas possible comme ça.
00:26:56C'était supposed to be special à prom,
00:26:58et pas juste bumping les yeux.
00:27:09C'est parti.
00:27:11C'est parti.
00:27:16Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:27:17C'est parti.
00:27:17C'est ce que je veux.
00:27:47C'est ce que je veux.
00:27:48C'est ce que je veux.
00:28:01Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock.
00:28:06Are you two okay?
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:10We're okay.
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:25Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:48Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks Guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07He was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is Guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't take this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:44They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:59You came to my table, bro,
00:30:00and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:10Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:15We don't have a problem.
00:30:17Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball,
00:30:19and we don't have a problem.
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever
00:30:22to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah, just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:15Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my God, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:06The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:34Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:38Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my God.
00:32:51Oh my God.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:01Colt, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:23Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:29I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:34I might say yes.
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:44We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:54You're going to regret this, Colt Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Quarkamole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List.
00:34:19I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:28I'll stay with you.
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:39Jeez.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:48No.
00:34:52Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:00Here we are.
00:35:17You don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:23And you do?
00:35:24How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go to promenade, Jake.
00:35:40I don't know.
00:35:54I don't know.
00:35:54I don't know.
00:35:56Cole is talking to Haley again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:02Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously I do.
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08Um, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:23Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:35Hey, Hal.
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:49Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:52Oh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:08Oh, shit.
00:37:09Oh, my God.
00:37:23Stop, guys.
00:37:24Stop it.
00:37:25Stop.
00:37:26Stop.
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:41Oh, my God.
00:37:43Principal Stevens.
00:37:44I'm so sorry.
00:37:46Bailey Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:48After school, don't be late.
00:38:06What are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:31You know, father of the asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:58Okay, everyone.
00:38:59Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:29Sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jet.
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you?
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:03What?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention.
00:40:19Today, after school.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:04Hey.
00:41:05Um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes, and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:56You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:04Okay, okay, okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:05I get it.
00:42:07And...
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:14Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:17Thank you.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You're doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Bella.
00:42:34It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:50Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:59Valley Whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh, my God.
00:43:25Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:32Show him what you really like.
00:43:33Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hailey?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey, everyone.
00:44:16I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:19Because who, in their right mind, would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:48Stop it. Stop. Stop.
00:44:50Stop.
00:44:52Stop.
00:44:53Let's hit the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jane!
00:44:59Hey.
00:45:01Now's the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:05That you're Guacamole Wizard.
00:45:08Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:11Here you go.
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie.
00:45:20I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:23What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:36It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Oh.
00:45:43Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:50All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough.
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:22Who cares?
00:46:23I care.
00:46:24And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:29What?
00:46:29Not over my dead body.
00:46:31Oh, because you like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:42He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:46:57Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:18Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:43You got this, Haley.
00:47:45Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:01I can't remember this.
00:48:03Why don't I want to do this?
00:48:04I did something.
00:48:15Hey, Haley.
00:48:16I'm glad you came.
00:48:17You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:22I mean.
00:48:23No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:28Get drunk, girl.
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:43What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:50Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:52Valley whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:06those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that?
00:49:11Hailey?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:23Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:43Paul?
00:49:45Paul?
00:49:47Pervy princess!
00:49:55Oh!
00:50:04What in the fire?
00:50:07I love it!
00:50:10Guys!
00:50:13Great dreams!
00:50:14C'est lui ?
00:50:24Vous arrêtez de trouver votre petit petit cyber-boyfriend ?
00:50:28Ok, Cole n'est pas lui !
00:50:29Nous allons à la proms ensemble.
00:50:32Non, je ne suis pas.
00:50:33Oui, vous êtes.
00:50:34C'est bien, tu peux être honnête sur tes sentiments.
00:50:38Donc, vous aussi ?
00:50:40Tout le temps ?
00:50:44Oh mon Dieu, je suis un idiot.
00:50:47Hey, wait !
00:50:52Hey, wait !
00:50:53Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:55Vous savez, si vous voulez vraiment me humiliate,
00:50:57vous n'avez pas besoin d'un extra effort.
00:50:59Je n'étais pas bien !
00:51:00Je n'étais pas en train d'humilier toi !
00:51:01Donc, ce que tu veux faire ?
00:51:03Je pense que tu !
00:51:04Obviamente !
00:51:05Les clothes sont juste un bonus !
00:51:07Je sais que je ne devrais pas te confier.
00:51:20C'est parti !
00:51:37Hailey, je suis déjà pensé que c'est qui c'était.
00:51:41Je suis un choc.
00:51:42Donc, tu es la choc-choc-choc qui est en train de faire la vie de Cole ?
00:51:47Je tiens pour toi, jeune fille.
00:51:50Mon fils va se marier une bonne fille de la famille respectueuse.
00:51:54Et c'est pas toi.
00:51:56Tu vas être oublié.
00:51:58Tu es une fille de maine et ta mère fonctionne pour moi.
00:52:01Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
00:52:03Qu'est-ce que c'est que c'est ?
00:52:03Ou je swear à Dieu, votre mère est fire.
00:52:07Dad, stop !
00:52:08Don't vous touchz ma famille.
00:52:11Je vais rester.
00:52:13Hailey, c'est pas, tu ne veux pas.
00:52:17Je ne veux rien que tu standes pour.
00:52:19Je ne veux que ta faite, ta faite, ta faite ta faite, ta faite ta faite, ta faite ta faite,
00:52:25ta faite ta faite, ta faite ta faite.
00:52:29Je ne veux que ta faite, ta faite ta faite, ta faite, ta faite ta faite.
00:52:32Je ne veux pas.
00:52:32So Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:36Hailey!
00:52:40Fuck this!
00:52:42Fuck this!
00:52:43Fuck this!
00:52:45No laptop!
00:52:46And no phone for a week!
00:52:48Ever since mom died, you've turned into this Cole patriarch.
00:52:51Hailey, not dad's real love!
00:52:52Why did he have to make me so miserable?
00:52:54I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi Hailey, I'm Emma.
00:53:10I know who you are.
00:53:11Right.
00:53:12I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:16So I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:19Goodness new.
00:53:24Oh wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:28Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down, one to go.
00:53:36You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:39Wanna go to prom?
00:53:40Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these love birds together.
00:53:49Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:52And Max's friend.
00:53:53Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:55Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:01What can I say, Max?
00:54:03Actions have consequences.
00:54:05Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:07Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:13We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:16Cole?
00:54:16Cole?
00:54:17My son Cole?
00:54:19Reviewing budgets.
00:54:20He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:24We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:40Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:49I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:52Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What?
00:54:54What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:59You can be together.
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06I'll tell her myself.
00:55:08Stick me in your car.
00:55:15Come on, the wizard.
00:55:19Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:32Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:42C'est toi !
00:55:44Je suis sûre que je vous ai dit un long long ago.
00:55:48J'ai envie de vous dire qui je suis depuis le début.
00:55:51Mon père a tué une mère et a tué une très longue longue.
00:55:55Je vais vous dire qui je suis.
00:55:56J'ai ma mère et je peux protéger vous et votre famille.
00:55:59Donc, vous n'avez pas à choisir.
00:56:12Je comprends que ça change les choses.
00:56:17Si vous n'aimez pas moi, vous êtes un guacamole wizard.
00:56:22Mais...
00:56:23Je veux que tu sais que je vous aime.
00:56:37Nicole, je t'aime.
00:56:39Je t'aime.
00:56:41Je t'aime.
00:56:42Je t'aime.
00:56:43Je t'aime.
00:56:44Je t'aime.
00:56:45Je t'aime.
00:56:45Je t'aime.
00:56:46C'est très difficile, car je devrais être loyal à lui.
00:56:51Mais...
00:56:52Tu es lui.
00:56:53Tu ne t'as pas à l'aider.
00:56:55Je...
00:56:55Je...
00:56:57Je t'ai toujours aimé que tu es.
00:57:00Je t'ai aimé que tu es.
00:57:02Oui.
00:57:03Je t'ai aimé que tu es.
00:57:05Tu es toujours là pour moi.
00:57:08Tu es très chaud.
00:57:11Tu es vraiment chaud.
00:57:16Tu es très chaud.
00:57:16Hey, uh...
00:57:17Tu es des choses que nous pouvons faire ?
00:57:21Tu ne peux pas ?
00:57:22Tu ne peux pas ?
00:57:25Je vais prendre mes bras.
00:57:27Tu ne peux pas.
00:57:32Tu ne peux pas.
00:57:51So, what do you think?
00:57:5310 out of 10.
00:57:54Oh.
00:57:55Yeah, we'll do again.
00:57:57Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:03Alright, that's fair.
00:58:04I'll take that as a win.
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Egnaz?
00:58:16Oh God, no.
00:58:17I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:21Now I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:25There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:26I'll see you in a minute.
00:58:28Stop it.
00:58:32Same.
00:58:34Is it promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:40But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:47Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:51Oh God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:52I don't want to hear it.
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:59Wait here.
00:59:04I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:08Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:19I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:25with me, and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:29Of course, they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:39Cole, are you here?
00:59:41Cole, are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
01:00:06Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:27What do you think?
01:00:31My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:41You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4420 more minutes.
01:00:45We're in.
01:00:47Deal.
01:00:50Thank you all for using the prom voting site to catch your votes.
01:00:55I hear we have a winner.
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:03Jen Longfellow.
01:01:06Thank you guys so much.
01:01:12Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:13I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:17Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:23Oh my God, that's Haley and Cole.
01:01:27It was fucked.
01:01:28Since where's your dad?
01:01:33Hey, uh, most time that's up.
01:01:36No.
01:01:37But who cares?
01:01:47I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:51Come on, everyone say it with me.
01:01:54Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess.
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:07Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:10His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:13Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:15If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:19I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy.
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:31What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:33and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:35You little skit.
01:02:37You know, Jen, as the principal,
01:02:40I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:46But quite frankly,
01:02:48you are the worst.
01:02:50And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:53from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:54You can't do that.
01:02:56I'm the principal, so yes, I can.
01:03:07There was no internship.
01:03:10You lied to me.
01:03:12Oh, my God!
01:03:16Look out!
01:03:18Haley, catch.
01:03:22Oh.
01:03:24Oh.
01:03:24My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:27Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:29Oh.
01:03:30Yeah, no can do.
01:03:32All I have to offer
01:03:33is a Bowie Knight
01:03:34with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and a awesome sense of humor.
01:03:38Oh.
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no.
01:03:47That's my dad.
01:03:50We are going home
01:03:51right now.
01:03:53You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:58You talk all the time
01:03:59about wanting a man
01:04:00that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:02Yet,
01:04:03you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:06And it's because of Haley.
01:04:08And you can accept that,
01:04:09or I'll make my own path.
01:04:11And best believe me, I can.
01:04:13I'll say this.
01:04:15It's the most backbone
01:04:16I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:20Joy prime.
01:04:28I am so proud of you.
01:04:31I kind of done with all you
01:04:33being by my side.
01:04:34That was terrifying.
01:04:36It's not like we haven't
01:04:37slayed a dragon before, no, so...
01:04:41I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:45Oh, my God,
01:04:45I gotta change that username.
01:04:47Yeah, you do.
01:04:47Hey.
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