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[Eng sub] She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! Full Episode
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00:00:03You
00:00:04Healer goddess, hear my plea!
00:00:07Please save my child!
00:00:24Rod of a sepulius
00:00:43Rejuvenate
00:00:51Rejuvenate
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:54No, please!
00:00:56Don't call me that
00:00:58I'm just glad I could help
00:01:03Here you go, miss!
00:01:05Thank you!
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, cause only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay little guy
00:01:35I'll fix you right up
00:01:40Right
00:01:41Rewrites the wrong
00:01:43Thank you
00:01:45Rewrites
00:01:50See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:01:55Come on Cleo, let's go
00:01:58Come on Cleo, let's go
00:02:23Your military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:26He's so hot!
00:02:28Does he come with the money?
00:02:29Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:32Money, fame, power
00:02:34It's all yours
00:02:40Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:42Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:45Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:49Grandma!
00:02:49I'm dying!
00:02:51Save me, Trixie!
00:02:53Grandma?
00:02:55Grandma
00:02:55When are you getting married?
00:02:57I'm already a hundred years old
00:02:59I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma
00:03:01And Butch is still on deployment
00:03:03So that's why I haven't been married yet
00:03:07Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:14We're talking about my brother's life
00:03:16I don't have time for jokes
00:03:18No!
00:03:27Please go feed your dog, Miss
00:03:29Don't let it starve like you
00:03:30Oh, kind stranger
00:03:32Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:34Grant me a wish?
00:03:35That you can barely feed yourself
00:03:37The downfall of humanity
00:03:38It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:41What?
00:03:42Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine
00:03:45Are you telling me to pray to God
00:03:47Because we've been doing that?
00:03:48I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:03:51Okay, uh
00:03:53I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:03:55Can you do that?
00:03:57I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:04:01Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:04:02Don't go too far, Cleo
00:04:07Hold still
00:04:12Hold still
00:04:14What?
00:04:15My migraine's gone
00:04:16Okay, then let's go
00:04:18If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:04:20Come on, come on
00:04:32Oh
00:04:34How is he?
00:04:35What is the diagnosis?
00:04:37Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:40I'm sorry
00:04:40I don't know what this is
00:04:42Are you the queen of medicine?
00:04:44You're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:45Don't worry, General
00:04:46I'm the angel herbalist
00:04:48And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
00:04:51I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:11I have no clue what this is
00:05:15Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:20That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:22Me, the witch doctor
00:05:24I'll save your son, Lysander
00:05:36He's not budging, there's no movement
00:05:37Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but
00:05:41I don't know what this is
00:05:44Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:05:47They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:05:50If we can't save him
00:05:53There's only one person who can
00:05:55Who?
00:05:59The goddess of healing
00:06:02Wait a second
00:06:03You're not talking about the legendary goddess heal
00:06:06That's correct
00:06:07Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft
00:06:12That's her motto
00:06:13It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:06:16We are nothing compared to her
00:06:18She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:21No one has ever seen her before
00:06:23If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:27I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:29I will find her
00:06:31James, come
00:06:32Put out a bounty
00:06:33To the entire world
00:06:35Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:37Will get the five million dollars
00:06:39There's no need
00:06:54I'll save your son
00:06:56Who the hell is she?
00:06:57Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:06:59She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:01Don't be ridiculous
00:07:02How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:06Exactly
00:07:07God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:10She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:13Ew!
00:07:14She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:16I bet it has fleas
00:07:18Because that flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:22Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:29Don't touch him
00:07:32They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:34But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:37So step aside
00:07:38I'll take it from here
00:07:40Could you hold this?
00:07:42Ho ho ho ho
00:07:43You're not gonna touch my son
00:07:44I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:07:47And a former general
00:07:49I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:07:51I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:07:55Wasn't paying enough cash
00:07:57Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:01A skinny-ass beggar
00:08:02Trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:08:05When he's unconscious?
00:08:07Ew!
00:08:08Disgusting
00:08:08Go back to being a prostitute
00:08:10Security!
00:08:12Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
00:08:15Let's go
00:08:15If you throw me out
00:08:16You're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:22Sir, we are at our wits' end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail
00:08:27Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:29You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:32Alright, I'll give you a shot
00:08:35But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:08:41Is that any way to ask for help?
00:08:44You'd be blessed to have me
00:08:45And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:08:49But since I'm not welcome here
00:08:51I'll leave
00:08:53Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:08:55No, Miss Trixie
00:08:57My brother is a hero to me
00:08:59I can't lose him
00:09:02Well, if he's a hero to you
00:09:05Then that means he must be a good person
00:09:07My brother is a war hero
00:09:08Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:11Also, he's great with puppies
00:09:13He'd make a great husband
00:09:16Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:18As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:24Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:26I mean, look at her
00:09:28Even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:29You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:33Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:09:37Continue wasting your time
00:09:38But I'm saving this patient
00:09:50Oh, hey!
00:09:53What's happening?
00:09:54What are we doing?
00:10:06What the hell are you doing?
00:10:08I knew she was a perv!
00:10:10She's definitely trying to steal Alexander from us
00:10:12Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:16Are you insane?
00:10:17Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:21He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:27Yeah, right, I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:10:31Oh, okay
00:10:32I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:10:35I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:10:38And I've never heard of endo, cryo, what, what?
00:10:45This?
00:10:52Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:10:54What?
00:10:56What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulis?
00:11:02Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:07I agree, I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:13studied for years?
00:11:14We are all certified
00:11:15Certified
00:11:16But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:19She's right about everything
00:11:23Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
00:11:27And again, there is no such thing as endo, cryo, what, what?
00:11:31Endogenic cryomorphine
00:11:32Oh
00:11:33And of course none of you have heard of it
00:11:34Because I just discovered it
00:11:37This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:11:41The chances are a billion to one
00:11:43A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:11:45But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:11:50What a bunch of baloney
00:11:51I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:11:56Precisely
00:11:57You are just a scamming prostitute
00:11:59You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:04I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:08Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:10And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:15Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:18Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:21Oh, yeah
00:12:22If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:12:26I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:12:28Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:12:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:12:34It means you're being schooled by me
00:12:36And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:12:40Then let's have a bet
00:12:41If you can't heal him
00:12:44We'll break your hands
00:12:47And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:12:53These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:12:56You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:00Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:13:03There's too many lives at stake
00:13:07Don't worry, I got this
00:13:11It's a deal
00:13:13I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:13:14No one is dying on my watch
00:13:22Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:13:29Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:13:32Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:13:44I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:13:47I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:13:50I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:13:54Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:13:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:13:59Don't listen to her
00:14:01She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:06Firstly, this is called greatness
00:14:09Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:13You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:17What? Did you just call me?
00:14:20There's a man's life at stake here
00:14:23And you're standing in my way
00:14:25Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:14:28Now stop getting in my way
00:14:31Or I promise you
00:14:32You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:14:34Oh, yeah?
00:14:35Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:14:37Where's the dog?
00:14:38Well, put down the dog!
00:14:39With pleasure
00:14:49Oh!
00:14:55Left, leave the wrong breath
00:15:01You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:06She's been poisoned!
00:15:08It was her!
00:15:09Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:12Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:15:14But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
00:15:17This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:15:20Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:15:23Of course!
00:15:24I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:15:27If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:15:46Why is she spitting blood?
00:15:47This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:15:49I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:15:52Angel herbalist
00:15:53This is what I call
00:15:55Malpractice
00:15:57This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:15:59But she deserves a little punishment
00:16:01Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:04Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:05Right this way
00:16:06Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:16:07What the hell is going on?
00:16:09You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:16:13Then stop getting in my way
00:16:14Every second counts
00:16:17Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:16:22General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:16:26Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:16:31Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:16:34If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
00:16:40Alright, but I warn you, no funny business
00:16:58Thank you
00:17:42you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:17:46armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what i
00:17:54would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:17:59held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:18:06faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting me you found
00:18:15this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background she could be
00:18:20a
00:18:20psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm
00:18:26shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir oh my i told you i'll stay out
00:18:46this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:18:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:00i'm gonna save him myself no you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:19:09this is a witchcraft i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses
00:19:18her dark
00:19:18magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that
00:19:24bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:19:32you regain consciousness
00:19:43help me i'm just one
00:19:49something's wrong
00:19:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:20:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:20:09sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:20:14my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever
00:20:20you can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door
00:20:25and bury that bitch alive
00:20:31rewrite rewrite the wrong
00:20:37human
00:20:40who the fuck are you and why the hell am i it
00:20:45good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by baiting with me who are you a fucking spy
00:20:54talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:20:58you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper
00:21:02i would never
00:21:03oh really
00:21:17look who's guilty now
00:21:21look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact
00:21:25a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:21:30science okay it just means that my body
00:21:32oh shut up
00:21:36you're distracting me with your friend
00:21:38and i'm a professional
00:21:40i hear lysander's voice
00:21:41captain do something now
00:21:43ready
00:21:49we're almost there
00:21:51aim
00:21:53get em boys
00:21:54get em
00:21:56fire
00:21:59fire
00:22:00fire
00:22:01fire
00:22:01fire
00:22:02fire
00:22:02fire
00:22:02fire
00:22:04fire
00:22:07of live
00:22:14those theba seals
00:22:15seriously
00:22:16how is this possible
00:22:18it's it's not even a scratch
00:22:19i told you this is dark magic
00:22:21in supporting your earthy bullets won't do
00:22:23a thing
00:22:23no
00:22:24i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:22:26she's not the dark witch
00:22:28young
00:22:29master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:22:32This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living. How is she going to save someone else's
00:22:37life?
00:22:38That's right. The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world. If we can't save
00:22:43him,
00:22:44No one can. Except for the goddess healer. Think about it. We heard Lysander's voice.
00:22:49He's been in a coma for two years. Miss Trixie must have woken him up. You're right. This
00:22:54homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:22:58Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:23:01No, no. Absolutely not. There's no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:23:06But how could you know for sure? Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:23:11You're wrong, sir. This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:23:17It's called borderline revival. She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
00:23:23It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:23:28That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:23:31I'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:23:36My son doesn't deserve this. He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:23:42Then it looks like it's up to me. The witch doctor. Only I know the right techniques to take her
00:23:48down.
00:23:50My son's life is in your hands. You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:23:56I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:24:02from me.
00:24:04This is it. The finishing touch. I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:24:09I will give you the kiss of life so we can both survive.
00:24:28It's poison gas.
00:24:30The poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:24:35Poison gas? My son is in there. You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:24:40No, don't worry, General. Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:24:45Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:24:47Then we can reverse the poison on your son and then he can marry one of us.
00:24:52They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:24:57I knew they promised you that I'd save you. It's now or never.
00:25:13What the hell are they doing in there? It's been over 10 minutes.
00:25:16Wait a second. You don't think that they're...
00:25:20You! You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there.
00:25:23Don't point your fingers at me. If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:25:28Oh my god.
00:25:29Yeah? She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:25:32I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:25:35Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:25:39This is taking way too long.
00:25:42Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:25:45These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:25:49Bazooka.
00:25:50She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:25:53Crap. Oh my god. Get back, son.
00:25:56Ready.
00:25:57Aim!
00:25:58Oh, shit.
00:26:03Quit your whining and stand down.
00:26:16The parasite's been extracted. Shoot her dead now.
00:26:19Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:26:21I said stand down.
00:26:24Don't listen to her. She's a fraud. A termite to the field of medicine.
00:26:28I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:26:32If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:26:36Wait a second. Are you saying you cured my son?
00:26:39He'll wake in just a moment. You can see for yourself.
00:26:43Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:26:45That is it. No more stalling, General.
00:26:48If you won't punish her, I will.
00:26:53Don't hurt her.
00:26:59He's a killer.
00:27:05His pulse is regular. In fact, it's never been better.
00:27:11There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:27:22Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:27:23My center's warm again. He's not cold and pale like before.
00:27:27And his heart is strong. Come, feel it.
00:27:31I saved my son. Thank you.
00:27:34Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:27:37Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:27:41I've learned my lesson. I will not let these two nutjobs
00:27:44ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:27:47Wait, wait. No, no. There is only one person in the world
00:27:51who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the Queen, Angel, and I.
00:27:55I need it. The goddess healer.
00:28:02Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:28:04But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old and
00:28:09you don't look a day after 20.
00:28:11It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:28:16Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother. Take care.
00:28:20No, wait.
00:28:22Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:28:24He's right. We are men of our words. And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander,
00:28:29would take you as a wife if you cured him. And you did just that.
00:28:32Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:28:36I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry. I... I'm already engaged.
00:28:45Already engaged?
00:28:46I am. I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:28:50And he's coming back today. But don't be disappointed. Really, I'm no one special.
00:28:56I just got lucky with your brother. Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:29:01But you're still Lysander's savior. Please, let me give you what I promised. Take the gold.
00:29:06No, really. I don't need anything. I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:29:15Trixie, it's your fiance. He's back. And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:29:22I must go.
00:29:29Hobo close. Halo glow. I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:29:35It was just dumb luck.
00:29:37She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal. She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:29:42Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:29:48I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.
00:29:54Oh my god. I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:30:00No, no, no, no, no, Lysander. Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:30:07I'd so much rather share him with me than let that panty-like ugly bitch have him.
00:30:11You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:30:14Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:30:18Wait, no. We're not brides.
00:30:20No, she's just better than us.
00:30:23Oh my god.
00:30:26We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:30:29She's no average Jane.
00:30:30No, she isn't.
00:30:31She said it was just dumb luck.
00:30:33But if she truly had these special skills,
00:30:36why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll?
00:30:39But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:30:41No normal person could have done that.
00:30:43Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:30:46I have never met a woman like that.
00:30:48I have to find her. I have to make her my wife.
00:30:50She won my heart over too.
00:30:51But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:30:55All right, listen.
00:30:56I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:31:03I'm dumping Trixie.
00:31:05So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:31:11Trixie paid for this house.
00:31:13She waited for you for three years.
00:31:16She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:31:18And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:31:20One with some serious fuck you money.
00:31:23So get lost.
00:31:24Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:31:33Grandma.
00:31:34Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:31:37I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:31:39I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:31:43In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:31:46So sign over the house now.
00:31:52You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:31:55And I did.
00:31:57For three years while you were deployed.
00:31:59Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:32:02And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:32:05Do you have no shame?
00:32:06We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life
00:32:10when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:32:17That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent the boyfriend business.
00:32:22I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:32:30Oh yeah?
00:32:32Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:32:36She grew up even poorer than you.
00:32:39And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:32:45And you?
00:32:47You're still nothing.
00:32:49So you think she's an upgrade?
00:32:52Of course she's an upgrade.
00:32:53Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:32:57Oops.
00:32:58Yeah.
00:33:00That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:33:08You gave her the presidential contract?
00:33:10I certainly did.
00:33:11In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:33:23Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:33:25That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:33:27Oh.
00:33:27You two are the ungrateful cheating scum here.
00:33:31My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:33:37How dare you insult her?
00:33:40It's okay, Grandma.
00:33:41Let's not stoop to that level.
00:33:44Poor Edna.
00:33:45She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:33:48What is he talking about, Josie?
00:33:50Show her, Bob.
00:33:55This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:33:59She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:34:00She was begging on the street for money.
00:34:04I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:34:07Even if you got no game, I got street credit I gotta keep.
00:34:10You dig?
00:34:11The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:34:13And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:34:17Is this true, Trixie?
00:34:22I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:34:24I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:34:29Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:34:33What is that supposed to mean?
00:34:34It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:34:43Enough bullshitting already. Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:34:58At your wedding, I will.
00:35:00What?
00:35:02If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:35:07why should I do good by you?
00:35:08I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as my charity to you.
00:35:13Fucking bitch!
00:35:15You better keep your word.
00:35:16Oh, that's rich.
00:35:18After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:35:21Do remember that.
00:35:28Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:35:32They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:35:36Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:35:39I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:35:42Trillions?
00:35:44That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:35:49It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:35:54I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:35:57That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:36:02It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:36:06But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart,
00:36:10but embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:36:16You don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money
00:36:22for their medical bills.
00:36:24I vow that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:36:28That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:36:32You've always had an angel's heart.
00:36:34I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right, who actually deserves you.
00:36:39You will see tomorrow, grandma.
00:36:48You said Trixie's crashing into our wedding?
00:36:51She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:36:53She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:36:57I hope when nobody steps on Snake, the snake bites back hard.
00:37:02So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:37:03Yeah, you mean we broadcast that video of you?
00:37:12Yes.
00:37:13Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:37:16She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:37:20against my presidential glow up.
00:37:22Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:37:30There he is.
00:37:33Welcome home, brother.
00:37:35Welcome home, General!
00:37:39Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie, this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:37:44He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:37:46You mean the Butch Tanner that could barely carry supplies?
00:37:48Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:37:52So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:37:55Fucking coward.
00:37:56According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:37:59Then we should join her.
00:38:01Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:38:06So she needs our support.
00:38:08Will you join me in protecting her?
00:38:09Yes, sir!
00:38:10We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:38:13Well, let's roll.
00:38:28Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:38:30Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:38:32Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract, allowing
00:38:38my biomedical company to go public.
00:38:43Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:38:46Wakeham, Stowe.
00:38:47Butch is taking my last name.
00:38:49Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:38:52You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay after all.
00:38:57I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:39:03The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:39:08It's an honor, and that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:39:14We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:39:17Let the wedding begin!
00:39:21Not so fast.
00:39:22The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:39:45You two really are a match made in hell.
00:39:48So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:39:51I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:39:53Who is she?
00:39:54Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:39:58Just watch.
00:40:01Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:40:02This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:40:04Are you lost?
00:40:04I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:40:06You know, being this poor.
00:40:10Me, bum a meal.
00:40:12Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:40:15And what evidence do you have of that?
00:40:17Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:40:20I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:40:22Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:40:26And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:40:29She's like so obsessed with me.
00:40:32See, everyone?
00:40:34Butch already cut ties with his ex.
00:40:36But she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:40:42This is what poor sad girls do.
00:40:44They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:40:49Projecting much, Marissa?
00:40:50You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:40:54Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:41:01You giving me the contract?
00:41:04You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:41:07So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:41:13contract?
00:41:14We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:41:16And I saw potential in you.
00:41:18Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:41:20But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:41:23Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:41:26This is what us rich girls do.
00:41:29They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:41:31Damn right.
00:41:32You were too embarrassing for me.
00:41:36Sasa tramples you any day.
00:41:37I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:41:41Bravo, self-admission of a gold digger.
00:41:43Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:41:45Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:41:47You should make yourself.
00:41:48Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:41:49She's the gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech.
00:41:52I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:41:58You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:42:02Okay, enough.
00:42:03You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:42:05Your moral posturing.
00:42:07But guess what?
00:42:09Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:42:12That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:42:15Because I've got the material goods, and you're just all empty talk.
00:42:19I'm not here to request to be chosen, because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:42:25See this?
00:42:36Oh my god.
00:42:38Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:42:42The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:42:45No, absolutely not. I don't believe it.
00:42:48You all sound so scared already. Don't worry.
00:42:51This isn't that contract. It's the lease to the modest home you tried to swindle from me.
00:42:58See everyone? She's just trying to bluff us.
00:43:01But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:43:03Look at her following orders.
00:43:04I asked her to sign over the lease, and here she is.
00:43:07Like a good little, uh, peasant slave.
00:43:10That house is worth all her life savings.
00:43:15You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:43:28You must understand me. I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:43:33I'm giving it to charity.
00:43:41Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:43:43She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress,
00:43:45she can pretend to be a deep pocket-invested baddie.
00:43:47You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:43:50It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:43:52Uh, I-I know what this is.
00:43:55You've gone delusional, and you think you're Cinderella,
00:43:57so you can just show up to a fancy party,
00:43:59and some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:44:02Well, that's not happening.
00:44:04Security, lock the doors.
00:44:05This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:44:11This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:44:16We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:44:18She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:44:21Butch Tanner.
00:44:22Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:28You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:44:31I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:44:34Including your head of command, Butch.
00:44:37General Lysander Armstrong.
00:44:39You mean the legendary war hero?
00:44:41He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:44:45You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech,
00:44:49so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:44:51to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:44:54No one here is gonna believe you.
00:44:56If you really cured the incurable general,
00:44:58then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:45:01And she's not.
00:45:02You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:45:05Show them, Butch.
00:45:11See for yourselves, everyone.
00:45:13Trixie's just a reloading beggar.
00:45:18She won't leave me and Marissa alone,
00:45:20because we're rich as fuck now.
00:45:22I'm a major in the Marines.
00:45:24Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:45:29Approved by the first female president of the United States herself,
00:45:33bitch.
00:45:34How despicable.
00:45:35She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold
00:45:38do good.
00:45:39Get out of here.
00:45:40No one wants to marry you.
00:45:41No free meals for the poor.
00:45:43Do you see this, Trixie?
00:45:45This is high society.
00:45:47So you're either born on a silver spoon,
00:45:49or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:45:51Maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here,
00:45:54maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:45:59I already have everything one can dream of,
00:46:02but I valued our friendship, Marissa,
00:46:04which is why I came here to give you a second chance,
00:46:06to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:46:09But no, you stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:46:13Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:46:17And who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services?
00:46:23Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:46:26My brother will never take you back.
00:46:29No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:46:32But make me happy,
00:46:33and I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:46:47How dare you hit my brother!
00:46:48I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:46:51I thought I'd do something.
00:46:53Don't worry, my dear.
00:46:55After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:47:00Oh, is that so?
00:47:02Security!
00:47:05Get down on your knees, and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
00:47:10or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck!
00:47:14I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:47:17Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:47:22Dream on!
00:47:23You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:47:27You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:47:29Enough!
00:47:31You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out,
00:47:34or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:47:36On the count of three!
00:47:38I think I quite like it here.
00:47:39Two!
00:47:50Mmm, this wine is so delicious.
00:47:53One!
00:47:55Shoot!
00:47:57Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:48:07It's, it's...
00:48:16Who the hell is this?
00:48:21I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:48:23Did they hurt you?
00:48:24No, I'm fine.
00:48:26But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:48:30You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:48:33I'm a man of my word.
00:48:35They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:48:37Really, it was nothing.
00:48:39I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:48:49I see what this is.
00:48:50You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:48:52Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:48:54Don't try to pin this on her.
00:48:56She waited for you for three years.
00:48:57This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:49:01Virtue?
00:49:03Don't make me laugh.
00:49:04She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:49:07No man with an 100-foot pole would want to touch her.
00:49:11She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:49:17I see her in the Marines.
00:49:20I'm a major.
00:49:21You know, look, man.
00:49:23I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven now that she's all cleaned up,
00:49:27but don't waste your manhood on that whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:49:36A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:49:40You're a coward.
00:49:50We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:49:54You're very gracious, Trixie, you know that?
00:49:58You're only getting off with it because she's so kind,
00:50:01so you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:50:03You understand?
00:50:04You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:50:06I'm a fucking major.
00:50:07You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:50:10I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:50:12Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:50:14I thought you were in the Marines.
00:50:16What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:50:20He was just a supply boy.
00:50:24War hero?
00:50:25Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:50:28Poor girl.
00:50:29Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:50:33A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:50:36Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:50:41A bum girl and a pimp.
00:50:43What a pair.
00:50:45Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:50:49Maybe we should try to pay some off some more, don't you think?
00:50:53Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:51:01What is all this?
00:51:03Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:51:07But I know that we shared a moment.
00:51:12I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:51:15It's not in my nature.
00:51:17I'm like somebody else here.
00:51:20Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:51:26So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:51:29So I know that you're the one for me.
00:51:34This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:51:38Oscar worthy. Oscar worthy.
00:51:41No.
00:51:42First gift.
00:51:47Trixie, I know that you just lost your home, so I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:51:53Worth $500 million, previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:51:58Second gift.
00:52:02This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:52:07Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:52:10It must be that easy.
00:52:11They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:52:13They've got nothing left.
00:52:15Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:52:18Look, I know.
00:52:19I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman, okay?
00:52:23Which is exactly why, well, my third gift is, um...
00:52:27I know that you are the least, but I'm gonna think of it.
00:52:27Let's see.
00:52:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:42Cleo!
00:52:43Hey.
00:52:44Oh my god.
00:52:47you found my dog
00:52:52Trixie, I'm just a man
00:52:53but with you, it's so much more
00:52:55Trixie Amore
00:52:59will you marry me?
00:53:03you know I can't say no to this doggo
00:53:08yes, I will marry you
00:53:25go go power couple
00:53:27okay, stop
00:53:30the only power couple here is Butch and I
00:53:34let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:53:38no man in their right mind
00:53:40would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:53:43hey
00:53:44I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:53:45but I'm making this woman my wife
00:53:47which means that she will be treated as
00:53:49and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:53:53understand
00:53:57you still don't realize
00:53:58that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:54:01this is General Lysander Armstrong
00:54:11as if
00:54:12like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:54:14would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:54:17yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:54:20Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:54:23than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:54:26I bet my life you're all just
00:54:28vendors
00:54:29then you better enjoy your last breath
00:54:31come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:54:32let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:54:34what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:54:37the elites
00:54:37infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:54:40she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:54:43truth is she's just a useless
00:54:46lazy bitchin bum
00:54:47she's utterly unmarriable
00:54:51I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:54:55I'd handle them myself but
00:54:59I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:55:01go ahead Lysander
00:55:09yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:55:10please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:55:14oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:55:16anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:55:25uh, hello?
00:55:27yes
00:55:28what?
00:55:35I'm so scared
00:55:43hey, hey, hey, are you sure that was the call Sassman?
00:55:47that was a real call?
00:55:48people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:55:50my company's dead
00:55:51it evaporated
00:55:53it's in thin air
00:55:56then that's impossible
00:55:58who are you?
00:56:00what did you do?
00:56:01secretary cho
00:56:02you said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:56:05and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:56:08could that be how they bankrupted miss Wickham?
00:56:12then that means
00:56:15you're really Lysander Armstrong
00:56:17the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:56:21Drake sees Mary
00:56:22the famed war hero
00:56:24the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:56:28now you believe me?
00:56:29those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:56:33there's gotta be some trick to this
00:56:34you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:56:38Sassman
00:56:38Sassman
00:56:39please
00:56:40please
00:56:40please
00:56:46I know why you're all over Trixie
00:56:48because you've been in the military for so long
00:56:50you don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:56:52let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
00:56:58do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you
00:57:05I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
00:57:11guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
00:57:15Sassman was just trying to save the company
00:57:18I don't blame her at all
00:57:19your double standards are incredible
00:57:21okay you don't want me
00:57:22fine
00:57:23but there's plenty of other efficiency
00:57:25I can give you a room full of pageant winners
00:57:2718 years old
00:57:29fresh for the taking
00:57:37I did that so you wouldn't have to
00:57:38miss Trixie
00:57:39thank you Devin
00:57:42Marissa
00:57:42not only have you backstabbed me
00:57:45your best friend
00:57:46by stealing my fiance
00:57:48but now you'd sell at other innocent girls
00:57:50just to get your company back
00:57:51you're an insult to all good women out there
00:57:54no to all of humanity
00:57:55so now
00:57:56everything that I've ever given you to
00:57:58I'm taking it all back
00:58:02wait everyone stop
00:58:06they're imposters
00:58:10I just got off the phone with the president
00:58:13and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
00:58:15because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
00:58:17so we won't go bankrupt
00:58:20the goddess healer
00:58:21you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
00:58:24approved of my biomedical products
00:58:27yes
00:58:27that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
00:58:31the goddess healer's motto is
00:58:33the right rewrites the wrong
00:58:35the left leave the wrong bereft
00:58:37that means she's rewarding me
00:58:39the president would never let your company go bankrupt
00:58:42in fact she's on her way now
00:58:46so you're telling me
00:58:47this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
00:58:50isn't Lysander Armstrong
00:58:52who the fuck cares who he is
00:58:54if the president and the goddess healer
00:58:56approves of my products
00:58:57who cares about this washed up war hero
00:58:59we can break his legs
00:59:00break his arms
00:59:01no one would even bat an eye
00:59:02she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
00:59:06FBI
00:59:07FBI
00:59:09you're under arrest for fraudulent claims
00:59:11and identity theft
00:59:14gotcha
00:59:18guess I still get the last laugh Trixie
00:59:20no don't arrest her
00:59:23Trixie is a good person
00:59:24please officer don't arrest her
00:59:26grandma
00:59:27Mr. Rogers
00:59:28Mrs. Williams
00:59:29what are you all doing here
00:59:30the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
00:59:33we were worried
00:59:34so we came here to back you up
00:59:36listen officer
00:59:37I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
00:59:40she's very kind hearted
00:59:42and would never break the law
00:59:43yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
00:59:47Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
00:59:50she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
00:59:53my fiance really is an incredible woman
00:59:56she's an angel descended from heaven
01:00:02you must be the criminal pretending to be general Lysander Armstrong
01:00:06my brother is not a criminal
01:00:08he's a war hero
01:00:09who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:00:12without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:00:15and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:00:18general Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma
01:00:21because of the fight with the terrorist
01:00:22and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:00:24so this must be an imposter
01:00:27I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity
01:00:29is causing you a lot of trouble
01:00:30I promise that I'll get it resolved
01:00:32and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:00:37if you want to arrest me, fine
01:00:39but don't fuck with my fiance
01:00:41you don't get to decide, punk
01:00:42let's go!
01:01:05get him!
01:01:06if you can
01:01:06oh
01:01:09oh
01:01:10oh
01:01:10oh
01:01:10oh
01:01:15oh
01:01:17Ah!
01:01:19Ah!
01:01:25Ahh!
01:01:29Ah!
01:01:30Ah!
01:01:34Yes!
01:01:35Oh my God.
01:01:41Yes!
01:01:55Is that enough pain?
01:01:56Or do you want more?
01:02:05Legend is written all over you, Lysnander.
01:02:09Grandma.
01:02:11Meet my new fiancée.
01:02:15Wow, your new fiancée?
01:02:17He's so manly.
01:02:18Much better than your last one.
01:02:21I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:02:23It's Butch's loss.
01:02:25Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:02:28She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:02:30and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:02:33Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:02:34I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:02:37Drown out the poor!
01:02:38Drown out the poor!
01:02:40Drown out the poor!
01:02:41Drown out the poor!
01:02:43Drown out the poor!
01:02:44Drown out the poor!
01:02:46See, Trixie?
01:02:47You've got no connections, no power.
01:02:49You can't compete against me,
01:02:50even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:02:52We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:02:55So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:02:57because you know we won't hurt them.
01:02:59Let them eat cake!
01:03:10You can't shoot all of them.
01:03:11Grab what you can, fam.
01:03:13Attack!
01:03:29You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:03:37What the fuck was that?
01:03:39I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:03:40I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:03:50Damn it!
01:03:51Damn it!
01:03:51Damn it!
01:03:53You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:03:56That'll teach you from messing with the Wighhams.
01:03:58Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:04:00We're quartered.
01:04:01I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:04:03Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:04:06I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:04:09They will be punished.
01:04:13Now hold still for me.
01:04:16Right.
01:04:17Ray rides the road.
01:04:28Holy fuck!
01:04:29Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:04:31By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:04:32Is she the goddess healer?
01:04:37I'm all better now.
01:04:39Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:04:40See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:04:43No, please.
01:04:45I am just an ordinary girl.
01:04:46Don't put me on some sort of goddess.
01:04:48Sure.
01:04:50You hear that?
01:04:51She's just some average, homeless girl on the streets.
01:04:53She was probably holding out a supermagnet that drew out the bullet.
01:04:56Well, I do not care for glory.
01:04:58I do believe in justice.
01:05:00Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:05:05I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:05:08And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:05:10God?
01:05:11Wrong.
01:05:13But you're close.
01:05:14I'm bullshit.
01:05:15I'm going to show you how the elite can travel already lowlives.
01:05:20You want to cross the line so bad?
01:05:22Then let's see you try.
01:05:23Charge!
01:05:32The hell is this?
01:05:34This is the line between life and death.
01:05:38Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:05:41I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:05:45You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:05:47What if it's a trap?
01:05:48That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:05:50We ain't afraid of her.
01:05:51She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:05:54Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:05:57I will.
01:06:01Left leaves the wrong arrest.
01:06:09I'm fine.
01:06:10Nothing happened.
01:06:11You'll see soon enough.
01:06:13Oh, please.
01:06:14I really want to die.
01:06:16And you call this the line between life and death?
01:06:18I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:06:20Whoops.
01:06:21Just crossed it again.
01:06:23Whoops.
01:06:23And again.
01:06:25Nothing's happening.
01:06:26Stop.
01:06:27Stop.
01:06:28Stop.
01:06:29Stop.
01:06:30Stop.
01:06:31Stop.
01:06:32Stop.
01:06:39What did you do to my brother?
01:06:41I didn't do anything.
01:06:42Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:06:45I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:06:47If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:06:50Come on.
01:06:51Major.
01:06:52Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:06:54How was he able to cross the line?
01:06:56See, this must be an illusion.
01:07:00Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:07:03Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:07:12You're so sore.
01:07:13I wouldn't marry you.
01:07:13You go and hurt my brother.
01:07:14Oh, please.
01:07:15You hurt us first.
01:07:17At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:07:20But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:07:24Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:07:29You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:07:32You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:07:36When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:07:42Don't touch my wife.
01:07:45And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:07:50You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:07:52But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:07:56That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:07:59Oh, really?
01:08:01Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:08:03But you've got nothing on me.
01:08:09Yes.
01:08:10Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:08:16Goddess.
01:08:17Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:08:20Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:08:24Get the VP.
01:08:25We're leaving now.
01:08:29Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:08:33God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:08:36I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:08:39You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:08:40A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:08:44Miss Wickham is correct.
01:08:45I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:08:47Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:08:51You hear that, everyone?
01:08:52There is no way low life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:08:58She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough mail attention.
01:09:01So she's come here to play up her importance.
01:09:03No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:09:07Reversing time just to heal someone's wound.
01:09:09Only the goddess healer can do that.
01:09:11Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:09:14Oh, my God.
01:09:18Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:09:24And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:09:29Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:09:33I never realized how delusional they were.
01:09:36You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:09:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:09:45It ain't working.
01:09:47You can't just fake the...
01:09:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:09:53It's like real magic.
01:09:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:10:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:10:08Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:10:11You saved me.
01:10:13Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:10:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:10:20We'll riot against you now.
01:10:22Tear her apart!
01:10:23Tear her apart!
01:10:24Tear her apart!
01:10:26Tear her apart!
01:10:27Tear her apart!
01:10:29The vice president arrives!
01:10:45Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:10:50You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:10:53Wait, what?
01:10:55He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:10:57No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:11:00Right, Secretary Cho?
01:11:01This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:11:07But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:11:11Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:11:13What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:11:19And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:11:22The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:11:25And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:11:29So he is the general, but he's in trouble now.
01:11:33Did you hear that?
01:11:35Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:11:39So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:11:42We got the VP and the president.
01:11:44On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:11:48I told you.
01:11:50Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:11:52This is treason!
01:11:53Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:12:00Hurry!
01:12:01The goddess healer needs us.
01:12:04You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:12:07My brother is a war hero.
01:12:09He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:12:11He was in a coma for two years.
01:12:13If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:12:14Enough!
01:12:15You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:12:19Not just your brother.
01:12:21Yeah.
01:12:22It's okay.
01:12:24Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:12:27I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:12:31And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:12:34I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:12:39I truly saved a good man.
01:12:45I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:12:49And what can you do about it?
01:12:50Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:12:53My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:12:58Let's try it out on them.
01:13:00Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:13:02There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:13:03Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:13:06Despicable!
01:13:06What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:13:12Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:13:16Did you hear that, boys?
01:13:20Oh!
01:13:29Shoot!
01:13:30Wait, that's the President.
01:13:42Help!
01:13:43Hey, idiots!
01:13:51Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:13:54That was...
01:13:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:13:58What is this?
01:14:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:14:04This is a war crime.
01:14:05These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:14:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:14:09I can shoot whoever I want.
01:14:11I have the presidential contract.
01:14:12With great power comes great responsibility.
01:14:14And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:14:19What are you doing?
01:14:19Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:14:22That is easy.
01:14:24There's no need.
01:14:26I'll save everyone.
01:14:40It's raining gold!
01:14:43What's happening?
01:14:44Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:14:46It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:14:49She...
01:14:50She is?
01:14:52She is a criminal.
01:14:53Don't worry, Madam President.
01:14:55We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:14:57I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:14:58Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:15:01What are you talking about?
01:15:03The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:15:15This contract?
01:15:17Yes!
01:15:18Thank you, first gentleman.
01:15:35My contract, you bitch!
01:15:38And that's not all.
01:15:50This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:15:53There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:15:56Don't you realize?
01:15:57Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:16:01You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:16:03Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:16:06And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:16:08So prepare yourself.
01:16:09Because I'm about to smite you.
01:16:13What are you going to do?
01:16:14The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:16:20You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:16:24Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:16:27So what's your final decision?
01:16:30I'll...
01:16:31She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:16:37I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:16:44Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:16:46You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:16:49You wish, you idiot!
01:16:53I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:16:58I don't understand.
01:16:59I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:17:05And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:17:10You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:17:14The one and only.
01:17:17And it's...
01:17:20Her.
01:17:34Welcome, goddess.
01:17:43Uh, we, uh, you really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:17:49How else did you think I saved you?
01:17:52Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:17:56I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, help those in need, and make sure the man I
01:18:02chose loved me for me.
01:18:04No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it, it was you who gave it to me?
01:18:09And she took it away just like that.
01:18:12That was our golden ticket.
01:18:14You were once my fiancé and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially
01:18:19getting ties with you both.
01:18:21No, please, I swear, I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:18:26It doesn't matter who she is, Trixie has a heart of gold, and she's an amazing person,
01:18:31and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:18:35She's going to be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this
01:18:39planet.
01:18:44I love you.
01:18:57All her gold, all her gold, all that could have been mine.
01:19:02This is all your fault.
01:19:04This is all...
01:19:04You seduced me!
01:19:06Don't help me!
01:19:07You were the one that came on to me, you himbo!
01:19:10Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:19:14I want to be rich again!
01:19:16I'll be your slave.
01:19:17I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:19:19You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:19:23All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:19:28You two should be locked up.
01:19:29And she shall.
01:19:31For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:19:37It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:19:38I never loved you.
01:19:40It's your fault!
01:19:41I was only with you for your money.
01:19:42You were rich.
01:19:44I'll see myself now!
01:19:47Rest assured, goddess.
01:19:49We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:19:52My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:19:55I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:19:57That is why I saved you.
01:19:59With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:20:05Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:20:10Let's party!
01:20:11Wait, what if we just got married?
01:20:14Right now?
01:20:15Yes!
01:20:16Well...
01:20:17Woo!
01:20:19Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:20:24I do.
01:20:25I do.
01:20:26You may kiss the bride.
01:20:43You may kiss the bride.
01:20:43You may kiss the bride.
01:20:43You may kiss the bride.
01:20:43You may kiss the bride.
01:20:44You may kiss the bride.
01:20:45You may kiss the bride.
01:20:45You may kiss the bride.
01:20:45You may kiss the bride.
01:20:47You may kiss the bride.
01:20:47You may kiss the bride.
01:20:47You may kiss the bride.
01:20:47You may kiss the bride.
01:20:48You may kiss the bride.
01:20:48You may kiss the bride.
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