🏖️ Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday (2020) - Season 6 Episode 1
What happens when luxury meets budget? In the Season 6 premiere, two families swap holiday styles: one experiences lavish resorts and private jets, while the other discovers the joy of backpacking and local gems. Watch as perspectives shift, stereotypes break, and unexpected friendships form.
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• [Hook: "A wealthy family tries budget travel – chaos and charm ensue"]
• The swap reveal: reactions, surprises, and culture clashes
• Luxury vs. local: contrasting experiences that challenge assumptions
• Heartfelt moments: what really makes a holiday memorable?
• Signature format: honest conversations, humor, and life lessons
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Reality Swap Show / Lifestyle Documentary / Travel Comparison
• Original Network: Channel 4 (UK) / All 4 / International Syndication
• Series Launch: 2020 | Season: 6 | Episode: 1 (Season Premiere)
• Focus: Wealthy vs. Budget Families Experience Each Other's Holidays
• Setting: Global Destinations – Luxury Resorts & Local Adventures
• Language: English (Original Audio) + Subtitles Available
• Runtime: ~60 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~10-15 min
🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to reality TV recaps & travel podcasts on Spotify, Apple Podcasts.
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Team Rich Holiday or Team Poor Holiday? 👇🏖️" Turn on notifications 🔔 so you never miss the next swap!
#RichHolidayPoorHoliday #RealitySwap #Channel4UK #LifestyleTV #S6E1 #LuxuryVsBudget #TravelReality #BingeWatch #HolidaySwap #FamilyTravel #BudgetTravel #LuxuryTravel
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday" belong to Channel 4 and the original production company. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
What happens when luxury meets budget? In the Season 6 premiere, two families swap holiday styles: one experiences lavish resorts and private jets, while the other discovers the joy of backpacking and local gems. Watch as perspectives shift, stereotypes break, and unexpected friendships form.
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• [Hook: "A wealthy family tries budget travel – chaos and charm ensue"]
• The swap reveal: reactions, surprises, and culture clashes
• Luxury vs. local: contrasting experiences that challenge assumptions
• Heartfelt moments: what really makes a holiday memorable?
• Signature format: honest conversations, humor, and life lessons
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Reality Swap Show / Lifestyle Documentary / Travel Comparison
• Original Network: Channel 4 (UK) / All 4 / International Syndication
• Series Launch: 2020 | Season: 6 | Episode: 1 (Season Premiere)
• Focus: Wealthy vs. Budget Families Experience Each Other's Holidays
• Setting: Global Destinations – Luxury Resorts & Local Adventures
• Language: English (Original Audio) + Subtitles Available
• Runtime: ~60 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~10-15 min
🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to reality TV recaps & travel podcasts on Spotify, Apple Podcasts.
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Team Rich Holiday or Team Poor Holiday? 👇🏖️" Turn on notifications 🔔 so you never miss the next swap!
#RichHolidayPoorHoliday #RealitySwap #Channel4UK #LifestyleTV #S6E1 #LuxuryVsBudget #TravelReality #BingeWatch #HolidaySwap #FamilyTravel #BudgetTravel #LuxuryTravel
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday" belong to Channel 4 and the original production company. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
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00:00Woohoo!
00:02Rich holidays
00:02Look at that.
00:04I can't imagine waking up to that every morning.
00:06Are the stuff of dreams.
00:08Oh my God!
00:09We've got our own plunge post days.
00:12But can cheap getaways
00:14be just as fun?
00:16I'm having a good time!
00:18I'm not getting in that.
00:19For the first time, wealthy jet setters
00:22This is the life.
00:23And hard-up holiday makers
00:25They do look really pussed.
00:28Travel together on two wildly different trips
00:31Do you guys drink alcohol?
00:33No.
00:34At all?
00:34No.
00:35To experience each other's idea of the perfect break.
00:39The universe is really powerful.
00:40If only positivity could pay the bills.
00:42Can the rich rough it?
00:44There is no way on God's green earth
00:46that you or me are going in this.
00:48Can the less wealthy stomach lavish luxury?
00:51I'm gonna be sick.
00:52I hate that you made me touch seafood. How about that?
00:55And at the end...
00:56A hundred and thirty-four thousand.
00:59You could buy my house and landscape my garden.
01:02Will one family's holiday heaven...
01:04Give me off, give me off, give me off, give me off.
01:06...be another's holiday hell?
01:08Let's get mashed up.
01:09Absolutely not.
01:10This is possibly going to be the worst holiday I've ever been on.
01:22We'll try your hat on.
01:25Home to retired couples 68-year-old Malcolm and 70-year-old Hillary.
01:31Wormy arty.
01:34Hillary's one on her own.
01:35Yeah.
01:36Everybody loves her.
01:38She can be loud.
01:39Potatoes.
01:41Never a dull moment.
01:43No, we don't have dull moments.
01:44Never a dull moment.
01:44We don't do dull moments.
01:46No.
01:47These go-getting oldies refuse to act their age.
01:51We do wacky stuff, don't we?
01:53Yeah.
01:53I'm a bit of a nutcase.
01:54I've jumped out of planes.
01:56Paraglided off a mountain in Turkey.
01:58I love burlesque dancing.
01:59I did have lessons.
02:01You'll have to tell them what your burlesque name was.
02:03Busted delight.
02:07Both married twice before.
02:09The pair have four children and three grandchildren between them.
02:13And met just two years ago in their local boozer.
02:16This blonde girl walked up to me and started chatting me up.
02:19So I didn't really respond.
02:20And as she walked away, I thought, get arse on that.
02:24I thought, what am I doing?
02:28Ten months later, the pair tied the knot.
02:31We both said it's third time lucky.
02:33And we are lucky, aren't we?
02:35Yeah.
02:36But financially, it's no honeymoon.
02:39Hillary's former job as a pharmacy manager
02:41and Malcolm's running a warehouse means the pension pot is small.
02:46We have a budget for food, shopping, clothes.
02:49Budget for the car.
02:52As for holidays, the savvy couple save up for cheap and cheerful camping trips
02:56in the great British outdoors.
02:58We love walking, being out in the fresh air.
03:01We love going off the beaten track.
03:03Nature itself, animals.
03:05People probably think that they're a bit boring, but we love it.
03:07And there's the odd self-catering break to Greece,
03:11all done on a shoestring.
03:13Full cost a fortune, so we do take things with us.
03:16We quite enjoy cooking up something, sitting on the balcony
03:19with our five euro carafe of wine.
03:21It's our idea of heaven, isn't it?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Luxuries are well beyond their means.
03:27So what are they hoping the posh halls will bring?
03:30On our holidays, we do mostly everything ourselves, don't we?
03:34So I'm actually looking forward to being waited on.
03:37And how do they feel about sharing the experience
03:40with mystery-rich companions?
03:43I wouldn't like to be on holiday with someone
03:46who doesn't want to get involved, doesn't try everything,
03:49because you can't knock it if you haven't tried it.
03:52That's what we think.
03:53Cheers to you, darling.
03:54You?
03:54You darling.
03:58170 miles away in Northumberland
04:01live millionaires 45-year-old Michael
04:05and 35-year-old Colombian-born Andres.
04:09Now we're talking.
04:10Partners in both life and business for the past 14 years.
04:14We complement each other in every sense
04:17in our personal life and at work.
04:19We're like a fine wine pairing.
04:21Yeah.
04:22The pair turn over nearly 7 million a year,
04:26running a hotel and a string of pubs and restaurants
04:29on the North East Coast.
04:30That's a winner.
04:31Thank you very much.
04:32For man, it's seven days a week, long hours.
04:35And that's why it's very important for us
04:37to enjoy every single minute when we are on holidays.
04:42This super rich couple think nothing
04:44of splashing 120 grand on six trips a year.
04:48We've been to great places, the Maldives, Mauritius.
04:51If I feel that we're not in the best suite
04:54in the best hotel, it stresses me out, basically.
04:57And we need to have the best experience from anything we do.
05:00The restauranteurs have dined at 32 of the top 50 restaurants in the world
05:05and can drop more than two grand on a single meal out.
05:09But I would say we're easy to please, as long as we got those tiny luxury things.
05:14As long as we have absolute luxury, we're easy to please, basically.
05:18As for their holiday, hell.
05:20Being in a loud place where everyone is jumping and dancing.
05:24We're definitely not the gas stove, camping type people.
05:28No.
05:29Communic showers and toilets are something that is a no, a definitely no.
05:34Ooh.
05:35Yeah, that would be a nightmare.
05:36Mm-hmm.
05:38So, why are the discerning duo ditching their top-notch travels
05:42for a cheap-as-chips getaway?
05:44Yeah.
05:45There is a bit of a theory that we have become now holiday snobs.
05:49Um, so we want to kind of find out if that's true.
05:52And what are their fears about sharing their break with strangers?
05:56I'm very shy.
05:57And I know I'm going to struggle myself to connect to the other people.
06:01If they're too loud and in your face and brash,
06:05I don't know if we're going to handle it too much.
06:09It's the moment of truth.
06:11Where we going? Where we going? Where we going?
06:13The couples will be spending a week together on two very different trips.
06:17Are you excited?
06:18Yeah.
06:19First up, a luxury break that's standard for Michael and Andres.
06:23Right, you do it.
06:24No, I'll do it.
06:25Okay, I'll let you do it there.
06:27Whoa!
06:30Tenerife!
06:31You're heading to the celebrity hotspot of Costa Adeje,
06:37the island of Tenerife.
06:39Ooh.
06:40For the ultimate in luxury and wellness.
06:43At a magnificent private villa.
06:46Private villa!
06:47Oh, my God!
06:47Private villa, private villa!
06:49Oh, my God.
06:49With full staff!
06:51Oh, my God.
06:52Oh, my God.
06:52Oh, my God.
06:53The pairs are heading to Sunkissed Tenerife,
06:56the largest of the Canary Islands.
06:59They'll spend the first half of the week in Villa Casa Amor,
07:03costing three grand a night.
07:04Their every need will be catered for by a full team of staff,
07:08including a Michelin-trained chef.
07:11With a heated pool, sauna, gym and private disco with its own fancy dress room,
07:17it's the ultimate place to enjoy the high life.
07:21That sounds like our kind of place, actually.
07:24Happy with that?
07:24Happy.
07:28It's day one.
07:29Is that more new shoes?
07:31Yeah, I'm not wearing the same clothes.
07:33I think they're posh enough for a luxury villa.
07:35You look glorious in anything.
07:38I hope they're going to be a very quiet couple.
07:40You'll have to teach this private chef how to make a rape, bro.
07:45There's a four-and-a-half-hour flight to the island.
07:48Watch out, Tenerife, we're coming to get you.
07:52The pairs will meet for the first time at their luxury villa.
07:55What if they meet us and go, oh, my God.
07:58They'll love you.
08:00Yeah, it looks pretty posh.
08:02We're getting towards our kind of territory, I think.
08:07Like it.
08:09Massive.
08:09This palatial 18,000-square-foot pad...
08:13Oh, my God.
08:15Speechless.
08:16..is 35 times the size of Hilary and Malcolm's home.
08:20Hello.
08:21Welcome to Catherine Moore.
08:23Muchas gracias.
08:24Oh, look at this.
08:25Oh, my God.
08:26The only one on the street.
08:29I think we'd better take our shoes off, don't you?
08:33Yeah, we've got a cleaner.
08:34Come on.
08:37Oh.
08:38For the high-end travellers.
08:39Very nice.
08:40Now we're talking.
08:41It's the five-star setting they're used to.
08:44Oh, beautiful.
08:46Oh, the sunset, it's perfect.
08:48Now we are on holidays.
08:50There's a pool table.
08:51Oh, my God.
08:54Oh, the game's room's epic.
08:58If we can't eat in, there's something else.
09:00Look at this gym.
09:02Woo!
09:02Woo!
09:03There you go.
09:04Ah.
09:06Nice.
09:07Ooh.
09:07Who said it'd be brilliant, but flip your neck.
09:11Cool.
09:13Wow.
09:13You deserve it.
09:19It's crunch time.
09:20Hilary and Malcolm are about to find out who holidays in a place like this.
09:26Hi.
09:27Hi.
09:28Oh, hello.
09:29Hilary.
09:30Oh, hello.
09:31Nice to meet you.
09:32You look beautiful.
09:34Wow.
09:35What do you think?
09:36Yeah.
09:36Nice.
09:39Oh, that's it.
09:40Oh, that's it.
09:40That's it.
09:41That's it.
09:42So you think you can settle into this then, eh?
09:44Oh, I can't get used to it.
09:45We can swim it for a few days.
09:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:50Definitely full of energy.
09:51That's for sure.
09:52Yes, they've probably got more energies than us, so...
09:55Have you managed to see the sunset as well?
09:57Not yet.
09:58We just...
09:59We love sunsets.
10:00We can just sit on a beach with a cheap bottle of wine.
10:04Two hours till it happens.
10:06Well, you don't have to have a cheap bottle of wine this time.
10:08We can have some big stuff.
10:09Yay!
10:13So, come on, spill the beans.
10:15How have you two guys made all your money then?
10:18To be able to afford this.
10:20So we run pubs and restaurants in the North East.
10:25Oh, right.
10:26Roughly what's your turnover per year then?
10:29At the moment we're doing between six and seven million a year.
10:34Million?!
10:34Yeah.
10:35You're kidding.
10:36We need to open a cafe.
10:37LAUGHTER
10:41I'm curious.
10:42How much, on average, would you spend on a holiday?
10:45In a year we might spend maybe 120 grand on holidays.
10:50Stop it.
10:52She was really shocked.
10:54Yeah.
10:55Maybe we do spend too much money on holidays.
10:58But for the next three nights,
11:00it's a typical big-spending Michael and Andres break.
11:04Their holiday, their rules.
11:07We indulge.
11:08We kick back.
11:09We don't look at prices.
11:11OK?
11:12If you want something, you have it.
11:15We can manage that.
11:16We'll try.
11:17And it's about enjoying every single minute and every single experience.
11:21And salutes.
11:22Salutes!
11:23Salutes!
11:24Salutes!
11:26Coming up.
11:27Yeah!
11:28The luxury break gets hijacked.
11:31She was wanting to get loud and shout, but that wasn't for me.
11:37And a five-star surprise.
11:39Spend a night on a luxury yacht!
11:4164 yacht!
11:43Takes the wind right out of Hilary's sails.
11:46I feel sick.
11:52A couple of millionaires.
11:54As long as we have absolute luxury, we're easy to please, basically.
11:57Are showing a hard-up pair of pensioners.
12:00We said it'd be brilliant, but look at Nick.
12:02How to holiday like A-listers on the island of Tenerife.
12:06We don't look at prices.
12:08If you want something, you have it.
12:10We can manage that.
12:11We'll try.
12:15It's the first morning at the luxury villa.
12:18Fluff them up!
12:18Fluff, fluff!
12:20And grafters Hilary and Malcolm haven't quite got the hang of a five-star holiday.
12:25You know we'll get his wrist slapped for doing this for you.
12:28Buenos dias!
12:29Buenos dias!
12:30How are you?
12:31How are you?
12:32Yeah.
12:33Oh, wow, look at this.
12:34With a full team of staff, there's no need to lift a finger here.
12:38You can enjoy breakfast.
12:40Thank you very much.
12:41Yeah, it's a bit weird not getting up and one of us shouting,
12:44put kettle on while you're up.
12:47We're hands off on holiday, OK?
12:49You don't have to switch the kettle on, though.
12:50I've been cleaning up in bathrooms this morning.
12:55For this half of the trip,
12:57the pensioners will also have to adjust to the millionaire's usual holiday activities.
13:01Right.
13:03Relaxing by the pool, hot tub and sauna.
13:07Wow, wicked man.
13:09Michelin tasting menu with wine pairing.
13:12That's exciting.
13:14For his birthday, I always take him to the number one restaurant in the world.
13:19Wow.
13:19Every July we go.
13:20Deep tissue massage and ice bath.
13:26On holiday, relaxation's really important for me.
13:28Massage every day, facial every other day.
13:31I've never had a massage.
13:32No?
13:33No.
13:33Up for it, though?
13:34Oh, 100%.
13:36Yeah.
13:38The group are indulging in a morning of wellness,
13:41with an icy sting in the tail,
13:43an invigorating dip in the three-degree plunge pool.
13:47First up, a full-body massage.
13:50Oh, this is lovely.
13:51Massage.
13:52Michael forks out 300 quid on this daily holiday ritual.
13:57But at the age of 68, it's uncharted territory for Malcolm.
14:04Oh, well.
14:05Yeah.
14:07We were zen out, weren't we?
14:09Zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz.
14:11Sort of relaxing.
14:12Is that your pairing, Mel?
14:16Yeah.
14:18Yeah.
14:19I could get used to this, could you?
14:20Certainly.
14:21Oh, well.
14:21Next up, a session in the sauna.
14:24I'm in my zen position.
14:26Followed by one of Michael's favourites,
14:28a dip in the ice bath.
14:31Thought to boost immunity and reduce stress.
14:35I'm like, ice bath?
14:36Why?
14:37What is that about?
14:39He says, no, no, no, no, you must try it.
14:41Because it's very good for you.
14:44So, can the wellness fanatic persuade the sceptics
14:48to give it a go?
14:51I can feel it.
14:53Oh, I can feel it.
14:54Oh, he's off, he's in zero.
14:56Yeah, he's gone.
14:57He's a struggling now.
14:58He's got quiet.
14:59He's got quiet, yes.
15:01Oh, he's put all hands down there.
15:03Oh, my lord.
15:04Oh, my god.
15:05No, I couldn't do that.
15:06I hope that's your breath coming out.
15:08Oh.
15:12Malcolm's game.
15:13Yeah, good.
15:15Cold.
15:18Try to put it out of my mind and imagine I'm swimming in the hot seat.
15:21And once you got in, I quite enjoyed it.
15:25But can Hillary be convinced?
15:28I was absolutely scared and sick.
15:32Now we take it easy.
15:34Slow.
15:35I thought, well, they're all watching me after.
15:37Yeah, that's that.
15:38Whoa!
15:40OK, OK, I can do it.
15:41I can do it.
15:41I can do it.
15:42Ah!
15:42Ah!
15:45Deep breath.
15:46I'm breathing.
15:47Nice and slow.
15:52She was definitely channeling her inner zen when she was in there.
15:57Yeah.
15:57And relax.
16:00Well done.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Yes!
16:05Well done.
16:07I was scared, but I did it.
16:09And I do it again.
16:10I do it again.
16:10Whoo!
16:11You're cold!
16:12Oh, really?
16:14I'm a girl!
16:15They're open and willing to try everything.
16:17And I was very impressed of how much they enjoyed the experience.
16:22Whoa!
16:23The holidays so far.
16:25Wow.
16:25Hey, come on, this is warmer than our breath.
16:29They know how to live.
16:30Oh, I feel like Lady Mac.
16:31I feel like.
16:38To round off the relaxing day, a private food and wine pairing.
16:44Wow!
16:45Look at this.
16:47Showcasing some of the finest Spanish bottles.
16:50Cheers, darling.
16:51Cheers, Ollie.
16:52This is our thing most nights when we're on holiday.
16:54Some really nice foods with some top-quality wine.
16:57When we go on holiday in the Westside balcony,
16:59we could literally buy four or five litre carton of wine.
17:04Or a box!
17:05For like...
17:05A box of wine!
17:06For like, 20 euro.
17:08I didn't know you could buy wine in boxes.
17:10I don't know if it'd be quite your kind of thing, but...
17:12Oh, no, I wouldn't drink wine in front of a box.
17:15No.
17:15This blush-coloured rose from the Tempranillo grape
17:18requires a more refined approach.
17:21Always start with the eyes.
17:23And then afterwards, you go to the notes.
17:26The smell.
17:28The swirl in the glass round.
17:30Ah!
17:31Tabuki!
17:34And the taste.
17:36Wow.
17:37Out of this world.
17:38On your head!
17:39Champion!
17:39Yeah!
17:42To complement their wine, a scallop and prawn dish.
17:46It might be prepared by a Michelin-trained chef,
17:49but for seafood dodger Malcolm,
17:51the evening's taken a turn for the worse.
17:53What are you thinking?
17:54Well, one is looking at me.
17:57And saying,
17:58please don't eat me!
18:00Have we got some more wine for Mal?
18:02I'll need it.
18:03I'll need it.
18:04Here it goes.
18:05I'm sorry.
18:12Bits are from its temperature again.
18:13Absolutely gorgeous.
18:18It's been a day of furs for the OAPs,
18:21and Hilary's developing a taste for the high life.
18:24Our taste is with wine.
18:26How much would you pay for that?
18:27So, the most expensive one we've done was 1,200 quid.
18:33For the wine parent.
18:35Per person.
18:36Stop it.
18:37Per person?
18:38They were bucket list wines.
18:40I just can't imagine saying,
18:43oh, come on, darling,
18:44let's pop off to wine tasting for the night
18:46and spend three grand.
18:50When it comes to treat yourself, what would you do?
18:53We'll go to a restaurant.
18:54The first thing we look at, it's the price column we look at.
18:57You don't look at prices.
18:59We do.
18:59If money was no object...
19:02We're on the budget.
19:03Don't think about the money.
19:04What would you spend in a restaurant?
19:05We actually thought, even if we were rich,
19:08I don't think we'd be too extravagant.
19:10It feels unfair.
19:12Maybe it makes us feel a bit guilty,
19:13but we work every day damn hard for it,
19:16and I certainly think we deserve to live it up from time to time.
19:21But living it up means different things to different people,
19:25and burlesque-loving Hillary has her sights set
19:28on the private disco and fancy dress room.
19:32Here we are!
19:33Oh!
19:34Yay!
19:35Wow!
19:36Oh!
19:37Lovely!
19:38Thank you!
19:39For Shai Andres, the basement club is holiday hell.
19:43She wanted to leave the holidays last night.
19:46That is not really our thing, to be honest.
19:48I just wanted to go upstairs, you know, have a drink, have a margarita.
19:51That's what we wanted to do.
19:52But Hillary's just getting started.
19:56Oh!
19:57Yes!
19:58Woo!
19:59She was wanting to get loud and shout, but that wasn't for me.
20:05And the fancy dress fan is on a mission.
20:08You have two minutes.
20:10I do struggle to be sometimes the centre of attention,
20:13and then I start getting a little bit out of my comfort zone.
20:18Eddie!
20:18I knew that Michael would be straight up for dressing up.
20:23Andres was a little bit more shy.
20:27Merry Christmas!
20:35They actually got into it and they loved it.
20:37Cracking night.
20:39The dressing up was fun as well.
20:41It was good to try.
20:42It was actually really fun.
20:44I enjoyed it.
20:45Itch.
20:47Itch.
20:49It's day three.
20:51And for the last day of the rich holiday, there's a five-star surprise.
20:56Today, you will be leaving the villa to spend a night on a luxury yacht.
21:02What?!
21:03The group are heading for Costa Adeje's marina to board the swanky Tegresa yacht.
21:09With queen-size doubles for both couples, it's worth a cool £1.8 million.
21:16Very nice.
21:19Normally booked by the super rich.
21:22I'm Michael.
21:23I'm Mariano.
21:24Nice to meet you, Mariano.
21:25Nice to meet you.
21:25I want to welcome you on board.
21:26A day's charter and overnight stay will set you back nearly four and a half grand.
21:32That's five months' pension for Hillary and Malcolm.
21:35Well, Hillary, this is the life that you deserve.
21:38Welcome on board.
21:40This is the life.
21:41Hey!
21:44They're cruising the island's coastline and on the activity list, a swim in the open sea.
21:49It might be the perfect setting, but Hillary's struck by a wave of fear.
21:54So, who fancies a dip then? Anybody jumping in?
21:57Definitely.
21:57Don't we?
21:58I'm a bit of a wuss.
21:59If I can't see the bottom, I literally can't get in.
22:02But I think we need two lifeguards, don't we?
22:05Yeah.
22:05Yeah, yeah.
22:06One either side.
22:07In her 70 years, she's never jumped into the ocean.
22:11Let's do it!
22:12Woo-hoo!
22:15Her face, when you were jumping, she was like, I'm not going to jump.
22:19I'm not even going to touch the water.
22:21Are you ready?
22:22Come on.
22:23No!
22:27But the go-getting grandma's FOMO seems to get the better of her.
22:32I'm never, ever, ever going to be on a boat like this ever again.
22:36That's a good point.
22:37Will you come with me?
22:38I'll do it if you come with me.
22:39If you want to go, I'll go with you.
22:41We'll jump in together.
22:41Come on, we'll jump together.
22:43I'll follow you.
22:44Come on.
22:44I don't feel sick.
22:45I feel sick.
22:47After the sudden, she breathed and she's like, let's go.
22:50Let's jump together.
22:51I said, let's do it.
22:52Uno!
22:53Uno!
22:54Dos!
22:56Dos!
22:58Dos!
23:00Dos!
23:01Dos!
23:05You did it!
23:06Oh, my God!
23:08Did you think I'd do it?
23:09Never in a million years.
23:10No, I didn't think I'd do it.
23:11I'm so proud of you.
23:12I can't believe it.
23:12I did it.
23:14We did it together.
23:15We did it together.
23:16Very good.
23:17We did it.
23:17The pair are striking up an unlikely friendship.
23:21She was my support and I was her support.
23:24You make me feel special.
23:25I'm shaking.
23:27Five actually conquered a lifelong fear.
23:31Are you feeling up, though?
23:32It's just emotional.
23:33I know.
23:34It's having the experience of things we'd never experienced.
23:38Yeah.
23:39I'm just so glad we made ourselves do all that.
23:41I know.
23:41I know.
23:45It's the last morning in paradise.
23:48How good is that?
23:49Look at that.
23:51Fancy waking up to this, Ed.
23:52Nah.
23:53Sounds like I'm not getting off here.
23:55And almost time to disembark for the budget part of the break.
24:00So, what would be the thing that you will always remember from these holidays?
24:05My highlight is definitely this.
24:07Yeah.
24:07This yacht experience.
24:08Apart from a couple of things, you did make your bed.
24:13And I'm sure...
24:14I thought one morning you were mopping the floor.
24:17It might have been.
24:18You got stuck into our holiday.
24:20And it's not been very hard, honestly.
24:23The luxury holiday may have been a dream.
24:26Another gold envelope.
24:29But what's the damage for a trip like this?
24:33Ooh!
24:35That's outrageous.
24:36Of your holiday is £13,400.
24:42Absolutely joking.
24:44That's, like, well over a year of my income.
24:48That's kind of normal for us to spend that amount of money and that amount of time.
24:53Time to ditch the high life and reveal their next destination.
24:57Your turn.
24:58This is our holiday.
25:00We get out.
25:02Ooh!
25:04Ooh!
25:04Ooh!
25:06Ooh!
25:06You're heading north to a rustic campsite.
25:10Ooh!
25:12Shared amenities.
25:14Andres is having a heart attack.
25:15Wow!
25:17Are we sharing with...
25:18Does it two of you?
25:19No.
25:20No.
25:20It's not en suite.
25:21It's a hands-on holiday.
25:24It's hands-on.
25:25The holidaymakers are heading north to the province of Santa Cruz de Tenerife,
25:31staying at the eco-conscious agro-camping Inverna Dorito.
25:35It's a self-catering site with basic shared facilities
25:38that prioritises nature and tranquillity over luxury.
25:42They'll be sleeping under canvas for this very hands-on holiday.
25:47We are camping, aren't we?
25:49We are camping.
25:50We're shocked.
25:51I thought we were camping up.
25:53Yeah, yeah.
25:57Coming up...
25:58What the actual fudge is this?
26:01The lads get down and dirty.
26:04I thought I was going to be sick.
26:06As they mock in on the budget side of the break.
26:08Still enjoying your lovely holiday now, Andres?
26:10Do you believe?
26:15Two boisterous OAPs...
26:17On your head.
26:18Champion!
26:19...have been having a high-class holiday.
26:22Our taste is with wine.
26:23How much would you pay for that?
26:251,200 quid.
26:26Now it's their turn to show their luxury-loving companions...
26:29You're heading north to a rustic campsite.
26:34...how to holiday on the cheap.
26:35Andres is having a heart attack.
26:39It's day one of the budget holiday.
26:41A rustic campsite in the north of Tenerife.
26:44What the actual fudge is this?
26:47A few mosquitoes.
26:48Watch the dog poo.
26:50There's no ensuite here, just shared facilities.
26:54This is for the security guy in the entrance.
26:56And no champagne on arrival.
27:00Welcome to our part of the holiday.
27:04Thank you very much for this work.
27:07There's just one thing that makes Michael's skin crawl more than camping.
27:11Look at the spiders.
27:13Oh, good God.
27:14Oh, there's spiders everywhere.
27:16When I saw, like, all of the spiders in the web just above the tent,
27:19it gave me a massive fright.
27:21Here we are.
27:23Home sweet home.
27:24I'm a bit in shock, I'll be honest.
27:26I'm a little bit in shock.
27:27The tent costs just 30 quid a night,
27:30which would barely buy the lads a glass of vino.
27:32Oh, no.
27:37Uh-oh.
27:38You cannot put your toilet paper in the toilets or...
27:42No.
27:43...or the used toilet paper from everyone is here.
27:45It's not even a seat.
27:47Okay.
27:48This is not the kind of place we would book in a million years.
27:53This is not a holiday.
27:54This is a labour camp.
27:56It's 4am.
27:58But I'm going to have to go to the toilet because I can't hold it in anymore.
28:03Oh.
28:05I checked the spiders.
28:08Cockroaches.
28:12Okay.
28:14Here goes.
28:16Day two on the campsite.
28:19And early birds Hillary and Malcolm are right at home with the local wildlife.
28:24Beautiful.
28:25Come on.
28:27Oh, wow.
28:28Oh.
28:29Got to sleep about four.
28:31I hear you're going to the toilet as well.
28:33Yeah, I had to go to the toilet in the dark.
28:35So, on our first night on carry-on camping,
28:39we honestly thought they'd gone and booked into a five-star hotel we did
28:42because it was so quiet, actually, they were just having a kip.
28:45Morning, campers.
28:49These lads usually start the day with a high-pressure power shower.
28:54Come here.
28:55Oh, my God.
28:59First communal shower experience.
29:01I'm still a little bit traumatised.
29:04Oh, good God.
29:05Water's gone off.
29:06Can you turn your water off?
29:08Mine is off.
29:09How is the pressure?
29:11It's on.
29:11It's on.
29:12It's gone cold.
29:13The water was kind of hot then cold.
29:17On and off.
29:18It's gone off again.
29:20Definitely not a good shower experience.
29:23Michael and Andres wanted to see how the other half holiday,
29:26but they've no idea what they've let themselves in for.
29:29Our holidays were very hands-on.
29:32We have to make our own beds.
29:34We cook.
29:34We wash up.
29:35We have to do everything and we hope you enjoy it.
29:37This is very extreme for us.
29:42So, what cheap and cheerful activities lie ahead?
29:45Oh, wow.
29:47Animal sanctuary volunteering.
29:49Oh.
29:52I know you like your animals, Mal.
29:54Go, Courtney.
29:55Hey!
29:57Okay.
29:59Scenic hike.
30:00We walk a lot.
30:01We love nature.
30:02We like going off the beaten track.
30:05With all respect to you, but this is not what we would do.
30:09Once I wrecked that activity, I was like,
30:12I think I'm just going to give up at that point because it's not something for me.
30:16And they'll have to stick to the pensioners type budget.
30:19So, what's in the pot for food and activities?
30:2450, 60, 70, 80, 90 euros.
30:28Check if it's any more.
30:30Because it cannot be only that.
30:33That's around 80 quid per couple.
30:35Not as much as I spent on sunglasses in the airport before we left.
30:40It's a big challenge.
30:42This is, yeah, the toughest holiday we will ever have.
30:47On their holidays, Hillary and Malcolm seek out cost-free fun off the beaten track.
30:52Yeah, this is it.
30:53So, for their first activity, the animal lovers have brought the boys to Tenerife Animal Sanctuary,
30:59where you can have a close encounter with the wildlife if you're prepared to muck in.
31:04You're going to come and volunteer for us and help out?
31:06Yay!
31:06Help me, guys.
31:07Yay!
31:12The first task is picking up poo.
31:14So, grab yourself a shovel, a rake, and you can start shoveling it into the wheelbarrow.
31:19So, guys, do you want to lead the way?
31:22Whoo!
31:23Yes!
31:24Let's do it!
31:26Oh!
31:28That's nice and fresh.
31:29A shovel and poo is not my idea of a relaxing holiday at all.
31:33Never in the wildest dreams did they ever think they'd be doing out like this.
31:36All the wildest nightmares.
31:41When they were pushing that wheelbarrow up that hill to the manure pile.
31:45We did laugh.
31:48But just when they think it's job done...
31:51Oh, it smells stronger here.
31:52Yeah.
31:52Still enjoying your lovely holiday now, Andrus?
31:55Oh, doubly.
31:57They've still got to face Compost Alley.
32:01Here we go.
32:05Oh!
32:09That dung heap.
32:12I was close.
32:13I thought I was going to be sick.
32:23Thanks to the boys' efforts, the group are rewarded with a stroll with the horses.
32:29This is the lovely shanty.
32:31My favourite bit there was walking the horses on the road.
32:34Yeah, they were brilliant at that.
32:36Come on, shanty, wait.
32:37That was a rough experience to start with.
32:39This beats shovel and dung, doesn't it?
32:42However, horse trek, that was pretty special.
32:45Come on, shanty. Shanty.
32:47I wish it was a shanty.
32:49But there's no time for a sundowner on this hands-on holiday.
32:54The self-catering crew head to buy groceries to last their stay.
32:58And with a strict €90 limit set by Hillary...
33:02Very good!
33:03They spend less than half their combined €180 kitty, which is within the pensioners' usual food budget.
33:12But dinner won't cook itself.
33:15Hi, Hillary. It's time to cook.
33:18For restaurateur Andres, the last thing he'd usually do on holiday is pick up a pan.
33:23Don't you get tired of cooking?
33:25It's much cheaper to go self-catering and just make your own.
33:28That sounds like the contrary of being on holidays.
33:31On the menu, Hillary's cheap chicken pasta.
33:34And I just need to peel the garlic.
33:36Yeah, peel it and chop it as small as you can.
33:39It's not fine cuisine, but it is quality time for the newfound friends.
33:44So if I do it wrong, you tell me, OK?
33:46I will.
33:47So we had a really good chat while we were cooking.
33:50You said you were dreading meeting new people and you didn't know how you'd be able to interact.
33:57I've been always very shy.
33:59From being a child?
34:00You know, at school, I used to get bullied a little bit.
34:04I didn't know what I was.
34:06I needed to love myself first before I was able to talk to other people.
34:09It touched me that he opened up so much to me about his childhood.
34:15Yeah, it was special.
34:16Being with you has helped me to forget about what other people think about me.
34:20Yeah.
34:21You know, so it's been more about myself and about getting to know new people.
34:26Brilliant, brilliant.
34:26Yeah.
34:27It's really come out of his shell.
34:29It's really beautiful to see.
34:32With no big spending distractions, there's more time for everyone to connect.
34:37And Malcolm's opening up to Michael about his daughter and granddaughter, who've lived in Australia for the past 14 years.
34:45She moved there with her husband.
34:47And unfortunately, he passed away.
34:49And with her granddaughter, she was only, she was just under one.
34:53But her husband's dying wish were that his daughter were brought up in Australia.
34:59And I can't blame him.
35:00Yeah.
35:00It's difficult for you being so far away.
35:02Because you're a dad at the end of the day, aren't you?
35:04I could see in Michael's face that he really cared.
35:09Financially, you know, we just, we can't afford to go out there.
35:13Yeah.
35:13I feel for you.
35:14Can we have a minute?
35:15Yeah, of course.
35:16Of course.
35:17Give us a hug, Malcolm.
35:19Give us a hug.
35:20Malcolm is in such a tough position.
35:23You know, he's not able to just hug his daughter and his granddaughter.
35:28Oh, come on, Mal.
35:30Sorry, guys.
35:30You're all right.
35:31You can, mate, you can cry.
35:32Don't worry about it.
35:33And I could see that it was so emotional for him.
35:35And it, and it hurts him a lot.
35:37Hillary's never met.
35:39We can have no, I don't think.
35:41There's nobody Hillary wouldn't get on with.
35:43And they'd love her.
35:44It's pretty heartbreaking for me to hear that story.
35:47So definitely, yeah, definitely gave me some, some clarity today.
35:53The fancy foodies can drop two grand on a holiday meal out.
35:58We're very pleased to meet you.
35:59Welcome to our restaurant.
36:01So what's the verdict on their four-quid-a-head pasta?
36:05Hillary, that is bloody lovely.
36:06Really tasty.
36:08I am up for seconds.
36:09Oh, good lad.
36:10Mm-hmm.
36:11My cooking experience was nice, but because I was with Hillary.
36:15Could I do it again?
36:17No, I don't think so.
36:19Day three of the budget break.
36:21And next on the agenda, go-karting.
36:24I'm looking forward to this one, actually.
36:27It's the kind of activity that 70-year-old adrenaline junkie Hillary loves.
36:32At just 17 quid ahead...
36:35...it's a cheap thrill.
36:37A bit of competition going on, though.
36:38I'll give you a run for your money, I think.
36:40Good.
36:40Woo!
36:41Let's do it.
36:41For the last place loser, it's washing up duties.
36:45As soon as I got in that car, I knew I had to win.
36:50Woo-hoo!
36:52I just didn't want to lose because I didn't want to do any dishes.
36:56They were all spinning past me.
36:58But do you know what?
36:59I was having fun.
37:00I think I passed her about seven or eight times.
37:02But she did well.
37:03I was so impressed.
37:05It was really hard to see who was passing all, though.
37:08Oh, I could see everyone at my face.
37:10My pedal must have been soaked.
37:12I had to be in first place, no question.
37:17Hillary, that was brilliant.
37:19You did well.
37:20But not quite well enough.
37:22So, who's washing up?
37:25Not me.
37:26Yay!
37:30I mean, four of us had so much fun for what they pay for less than a bottle of wine.
37:36Yeah, true.
37:40Coming up...
37:41No phone signals, no work, no busy busy.
37:45The budget break goes back to nature.
37:48Oh, wow!
37:49And there are tears before home time.
37:51It's still emotional, it's still sinking in.
37:59It's the last day of the budget break.
38:02For their final activity, keen walkers Hillary and Malcolm are leading the group on a cost-free hike.
38:08If I close my eyes, I could be in a luxury spa.
38:12Because we don't have loads of money, we go walking a lot.
38:15But they don't hike anywhere.
38:17It's taxis, whatever.
38:20The 1.2km walk through the Anaga Rural Park will take them on an uphill route through a forest of
38:27fragrant laurel trees.
38:29No phone signals, no work.
38:32No busy busy.
38:33Very good, no social media.
38:36Nothing.
38:37Nada.
38:37Nada, yes.
38:39The walk today really, really topped off what has been a fantastic experience.
38:44It's slightly inclined now.
38:47Yeah.
38:48Yeah.
38:49Only slight.
38:50Oh, I'd love a walking stick.
38:52Make me feel like a real explorer.
38:54Michael, I think, has certainly come round to our way of thinking.
39:00He's embraced our type of holiday.
39:04I would almost go as far as to say I'm quite enjoying this.
39:08You know, even if it's really hot outside, it will never fit hot in here.
39:12Always be damp and cool up here.
39:14Yeah, it's nice.
39:14That's why you get all the trees covered in moss.
39:17We walk in the nature.
39:20Michael was exciting about telling us about the trees, about flowers.
39:26I'm feeling quite zen, actually.
39:28Yeah, exactly.
39:29Look at this.
39:30Oh, wow.
39:31From the viewpoint, there's a stunning vista of the snowtop volcano, Mount Tady.
39:36Look at that spectacular view.
39:38That's cost you absolutely nothing.
39:42That's amazing.
39:43At 3,715 metres, it's the highest point in the whole of Spain.
39:49Really special, guys.
39:56It's not about the price.
39:57It's about the moment.
39:58Yeah.
39:59The company.
39:59I will never forget today.
40:02And it was worth the hike.
40:03It was worth the hike.
40:05I think they totally understand now that people haven't got that sort of money.
40:09Can have actually just as much fun as they're having.
40:12Happy Holidays!
40:15The week's been eye-opening for both couples.
40:18So what are the moments they'll never forget?
40:21What an amazing trip we've had all together.
40:23I know.
40:24I can't believe we've come to the end.
40:25I think, for me, the high point was the relaxing massage.
40:31Absolutely.
40:31I'm nearly falling asleep.
40:33The biggest challenge for me was jumping off the luxury yacht.
40:37Oh, of course.
40:37I think my high point of the holiday was that walk that we did and spending it with you guys,
40:44to be honest.
40:45From this trip, I have learned that simplicity, you know, it could make you very happy.
40:52Would you do camping again?
40:53Absolutely not.
40:55No.
40:58There's one more thing to learn.
41:00How does the price of the budget break for all four of them, compared to the thirteen and a half
41:05grand luxury holiday?
41:07Ready?
41:07Let's do it.
41:09The total cost of your holiday is £312.70.
41:1870 pence.
41:22Wow.
41:23I am in shock with that, actually.
41:26That cost has brought us an amazing experience.
41:28Yeah.
41:29You know?
41:30So, it has been a big lesson.
41:32We definitely won't be swapping our holidays anytime soon, I don't think.
41:37No.
41:38But we'll just take Hilary and Malcolm with us.
41:42It's checkout time for everyone.
41:44Are you ready?
41:46Yeah.
41:47All good things come to an end.
41:49Time to say bye to the tent.
41:51Bye, tent.
41:52Bye-bye, tent.
41:53But before they part ways, there's a chance to exchange gifts.
41:57Bye-bye, guys.
41:59Aww.
41:59So, we'd like you to have these as a memoir.
42:06They're my fairy friends.
42:07That'd be a lovely fairy friend.
42:08Yeah.
42:10Aww, thank you.
42:11We know you love Mount King Day a lot.
42:14Aww, what a fair review.
42:15We've had the best holidays with you guys.
42:17Love you, Mallon Hills.
42:19Our new besties.
42:21Aww.
42:23The new found friends have something to offer in return.
42:26We'd love you to come and visit us in the Northeast.
42:29Definitely.
42:29And have some hands-off time, stay in our hotel, dine in our restaurant.
42:33You're more than welcome.
42:34You're on.
42:35And after a week of surprises, the boys have saved the biggest till last.
42:39So, we want to do one more thing.
42:43We'd love if we could buy your return flights to Australia.
42:49I want you to see your daughter and hug your granddaughter and I want you to meet them for the
42:53first time.
42:55For as long as you like, you'll just let us know and we'll sort everything out.
42:59Okay?
43:03I'm blown away.
43:04I'm still emotional.
43:06It's still sinking in.
43:07Yeah.
43:08To be honest.
43:08You've made our dreams come true.
43:11I've wanted for so long for my daughter and granddaughter to meet this great woman.
43:16It was out of our reach, but you made it possible.
43:20Everything was this.
43:21Yes.
43:22Only don't buy you fun.
43:24They don't.
43:25People, families, everything at the end of the day.
43:29Exactly.
43:30And friends.
43:30We've made the best friends ever.
43:32Yeah.
43:33Come on, guys.
43:34Right.
43:35We've got a plane to catch.
43:39Back in the UK.
43:41Home at last.
43:43Home.
43:44Sweet home.
43:46The couples are reflecting on the holiday.
43:49Out of this world.
43:50Experienced things that we could never have experienced in his lives.
43:54It has made us realise that friends and family come before money.
43:59We just create an amazing connection that has no price.
44:03And I'm not that shy anymore.
44:06We've found a great friendship that will continue.
44:09We're family now.
44:10We're already missing them.
44:12Yeah, we are.
44:13Next time.
44:14Where the hell are we?
44:16Oh, that was grim.
44:17I'm literally starving.
44:18You're really starting to grate on me now.
44:19Not my vibe at all.
44:21It was so glam.
44:22It was so posh.
44:23I loved it.
44:24Chandeliers.
44:25Wow.
44:26Gosh.
44:26This is pretty special, isn't it, guys?
44:28I'd rather wash and dry.
44:29Give me the best 20 minutes of your life.
44:31It was like going to war.
44:33For my sake of something.
44:57I'm not going to be...
44:58We are all grateful.
45:00I don't know.
45:01So what's up is?
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