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πŸ–οΈ Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday (2020) - Season 6 Episode 1

What happens when luxury meets budget? In the Season 6 premiere, two families swap holiday styles: one experiences lavish resorts and private jets, while the other discovers the joy of backpacking and local gems. Watch as perspectives shift, stereotypes break, and unexpected friendships form.

πŸ”Ή Episode Highlights:
β€’ [Hook: "A wealthy family tries budget travel – chaos and charm ensue"]
β€’ The swap reveal: reactions, surprises, and culture clashes
β€’ Luxury vs. local: contrasting experiences that challenge assumptions
β€’ Heartfelt moments: what really makes a holiday memorable?
β€’ Signature format: honest conversations, humor, and life lessons

πŸ”Ή Series Info:
β€’ Format: Reality Swap Show / Lifestyle Documentary / Travel Comparison
β€’ Original Network: Channel 4 (UK) / All 4 / International Syndication
β€’ Series Launch: 2020 | Season: 6 | Episode: 1 (Season Premiere)
β€’ Focus: Wealthy vs. Budget Families Experience Each Other's Holidays
β€’ Setting: Global Destinations – Luxury Resorts & Local Adventures
β€’ Language: English (Original Audio) + Subtitles Available
β€’ Runtime: ~60 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~10-15 min

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00:00Woohoo!
00:02Rich holidays
00:02Look at that.
00:04I can't imagine waking up to that every morning.
00:06Are the stuff of dreams.
00:08Oh my God!
00:09We've got our own plunge post days.
00:12But can cheap getaways
00:14be just as fun?
00:16I'm having a good time!
00:18I'm not getting in that.
00:19For the first time, wealthy jet setters
00:22This is the life.
00:23And hard-up holiday makers
00:25They do look really pussed.
00:28Travel together on two wildly different trips
00:31Do you guys drink alcohol?
00:33No.
00:34At all?
00:34No.
00:35To experience each other's idea of the perfect break.
00:39The universe is really powerful.
00:40If only positivity could pay the bills.
00:42Can the rich rough it?
00:44There is no way on God's green earth
00:46that you or me are going in this.
00:48Can the less wealthy stomach lavish luxury?
00:51I'm gonna be sick.
00:52I hate that you made me touch seafood. How about that?
00:55And at the end...
00:56A hundred and thirty-four thousand.
00:59You could buy my house and landscape my garden.
01:02Will one family's holiday heaven...
01:04Give me off, give me off, give me off, give me off.
01:06...be another's holiday hell?
01:08Let's get mashed up.
01:09Absolutely not.
01:10This is possibly going to be the worst holiday I've ever been on.
01:22We'll try your hat on.
01:25Home to retired couples 68-year-old Malcolm and 70-year-old Hillary.
01:31Wormy arty.
01:34Hillary's one on her own.
01:35Yeah.
01:36Everybody loves her.
01:38She can be loud.
01:39Potatoes.
01:41Never a dull moment.
01:43No, we don't have dull moments.
01:44Never a dull moment.
01:44We don't do dull moments.
01:46No.
01:47These go-getting oldies refuse to act their age.
01:51We do wacky stuff, don't we?
01:53Yeah.
01:53I'm a bit of a nutcase.
01:54I've jumped out of planes.
01:56Paraglided off a mountain in Turkey.
01:58I love burlesque dancing.
01:59I did have lessons.
02:01You'll have to tell them what your burlesque name was.
02:03Busted delight.
02:07Both married twice before.
02:09The pair have four children and three grandchildren between them.
02:13And met just two years ago in their local boozer.
02:16This blonde girl walked up to me and started chatting me up.
02:19So I didn't really respond.
02:20And as she walked away, I thought, get arse on that.
02:24I thought, what am I doing?
02:28Ten months later, the pair tied the knot.
02:31We both said it's third time lucky.
02:33And we are lucky, aren't we?
02:35Yeah.
02:36But financially, it's no honeymoon.
02:39Hillary's former job as a pharmacy manager
02:41and Malcolm's running a warehouse means the pension pot is small.
02:46We have a budget for food, shopping, clothes.
02:49Budget for the car.
02:52As for holidays, the savvy couple save up for cheap and cheerful camping trips
02:56in the great British outdoors.
02:58We love walking, being out in the fresh air.
03:01We love going off the beaten track.
03:03Nature itself, animals.
03:05People probably think that they're a bit boring, but we love it.
03:07And there's the odd self-catering break to Greece,
03:11all done on a shoestring.
03:13Full cost a fortune, so we do take things with us.
03:16We quite enjoy cooking up something, sitting on the balcony
03:19with our five euro carafe of wine.
03:21It's our idea of heaven, isn't it?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Luxuries are well beyond their means.
03:27So what are they hoping the posh halls will bring?
03:30On our holidays, we do mostly everything ourselves, don't we?
03:34So I'm actually looking forward to being waited on.
03:37And how do they feel about sharing the experience
03:40with mystery-rich companions?
03:43I wouldn't like to be on holiday with someone
03:46who doesn't want to get involved, doesn't try everything,
03:49because you can't knock it if you haven't tried it.
03:52That's what we think.
03:53Cheers to you, darling.
03:54You?
03:54You darling.
03:58170 miles away in Northumberland
04:01live millionaires 45-year-old Michael
04:05and 35-year-old Colombian-born Andres.
04:09Now we're talking.
04:10Partners in both life and business for the past 14 years.
04:14We complement each other in every sense
04:17in our personal life and at work.
04:19We're like a fine wine pairing.
04:21Yeah.
04:22The pair turn over nearly 7 million a year,
04:26running a hotel and a string of pubs and restaurants
04:29on the North East Coast.
04:30That's a winner.
04:31Thank you very much.
04:32For man, it's seven days a week, long hours.
04:35And that's why it's very important for us
04:37to enjoy every single minute when we are on holidays.
04:42This super rich couple think nothing
04:44of splashing 120 grand on six trips a year.
04:48We've been to great places, the Maldives, Mauritius.
04:51If I feel that we're not in the best suite
04:54in the best hotel, it stresses me out, basically.
04:57And we need to have the best experience from anything we do.
05:00The restauranteurs have dined at 32 of the top 50 restaurants in the world
05:05and can drop more than two grand on a single meal out.
05:09But I would say we're easy to please, as long as we got those tiny luxury things.
05:14As long as we have absolute luxury, we're easy to please, basically.
05:18As for their holiday, hell.
05:20Being in a loud place where everyone is jumping and dancing.
05:24We're definitely not the gas stove, camping type people.
05:28No.
05:29Communic showers and toilets are something that is a no, a definitely no.
05:34Ooh.
05:35Yeah, that would be a nightmare.
05:36Mm-hmm.
05:38So, why are the discerning duo ditching their top-notch travels
05:42for a cheap-as-chips getaway?
05:44Yeah.
05:45There is a bit of a theory that we have become now holiday snobs.
05:49Um, so we want to kind of find out if that's true.
05:52And what are their fears about sharing their break with strangers?
05:56I'm very shy.
05:57And I know I'm going to struggle myself to connect to the other people.
06:01If they're too loud and in your face and brash,
06:05I don't know if we're going to handle it too much.
06:09It's the moment of truth.
06:11Where we going? Where we going? Where we going?
06:13The couples will be spending a week together on two very different trips.
06:17Are you excited?
06:18Yeah.
06:19First up, a luxury break that's standard for Michael and Andres.
06:23Right, you do it.
06:24No, I'll do it.
06:25Okay, I'll let you do it there.
06:27Whoa!
06:30Tenerife!
06:31You're heading to the celebrity hotspot of Costa Adeje,
06:37the island of Tenerife.
06:39Ooh.
06:40For the ultimate in luxury and wellness.
06:43At a magnificent private villa.
06:46Private villa!
06:47Oh, my God!
06:47Private villa, private villa!
06:49Oh, my God.
06:49With full staff!
06:51Oh, my God.
06:52Oh, my God.
06:52Oh, my God.
06:53The pairs are heading to Sunkissed Tenerife,
06:56the largest of the Canary Islands.
06:59They'll spend the first half of the week in Villa Casa Amor,
07:03costing three grand a night.
07:04Their every need will be catered for by a full team of staff,
07:08including a Michelin-trained chef.
07:11With a heated pool, sauna, gym and private disco with its own fancy dress room,
07:17it's the ultimate place to enjoy the high life.
07:21That sounds like our kind of place, actually.
07:24Happy with that?
07:24Happy.
07:28It's day one.
07:29Is that more new shoes?
07:31Yeah, I'm not wearing the same clothes.
07:33I think they're posh enough for a luxury villa.
07:35You look glorious in anything.
07:38I hope they're going to be a very quiet couple.
07:40You'll have to teach this private chef how to make a rape, bro.
07:45There's a four-and-a-half-hour flight to the island.
07:48Watch out, Tenerife, we're coming to get you.
07:52The pairs will meet for the first time at their luxury villa.
07:55What if they meet us and go, oh, my God.
07:58They'll love you.
08:00Yeah, it looks pretty posh.
08:02We're getting towards our kind of territory, I think.
08:07Like it.
08:09Massive.
08:09This palatial 18,000-square-foot pad...
08:13Oh, my God.
08:15Speechless.
08:16..is 35 times the size of Hilary and Malcolm's home.
08:20Hello.
08:21Welcome to Catherine Moore.
08:23Muchas gracias.
08:24Oh, look at this.
08:25Oh, my God.
08:26The only one on the street.
08:29I think we'd better take our shoes off, don't you?
08:33Yeah, we've got a cleaner.
08:34Come on.
08:37Oh.
08:38For the high-end travellers.
08:39Very nice.
08:40Now we're talking.
08:41It's the five-star setting they're used to.
08:44Oh, beautiful.
08:46Oh, the sunset, it's perfect.
08:48Now we are on holidays.
08:50There's a pool table.
08:51Oh, my God.
08:54Oh, the game's room's epic.
08:58If we can't eat in, there's something else.
09:00Look at this gym.
09:02Woo!
09:02Woo!
09:03There you go.
09:04Ah.
09:06Nice.
09:07Ooh.
09:07Who said it'd be brilliant, but flip your neck.
09:11Cool.
09:13Wow.
09:13You deserve it.
09:19It's crunch time.
09:20Hilary and Malcolm are about to find out who holidays in a place like this.
09:26Hi.
09:27Hi.
09:28Oh, hello.
09:29Hilary.
09:30Oh, hello.
09:31Nice to meet you.
09:32You look beautiful.
09:34Wow.
09:35What do you think?
09:36Yeah.
09:36Nice.
09:39Oh, that's it.
09:40Oh, that's it.
09:40That's it.
09:41That's it.
09:42So you think you can settle into this then, eh?
09:44Oh, I can't get used to it.
09:45We can swim it for a few days.
09:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:50Definitely full of energy.
09:51That's for sure.
09:52Yes, they've probably got more energies than us, so...
09:55Have you managed to see the sunset as well?
09:57Not yet.
09:58We just...
09:59We love sunsets.
10:00We can just sit on a beach with a cheap bottle of wine.
10:04Two hours till it happens.
10:06Well, you don't have to have a cheap bottle of wine this time.
10:08We can have some big stuff.
10:09Yay!
10:13So, come on, spill the beans.
10:15How have you two guys made all your money then?
10:18To be able to afford this.
10:20So we run pubs and restaurants in the North East.
10:25Oh, right.
10:26Roughly what's your turnover per year then?
10:29At the moment we're doing between six and seven million a year.
10:34Million?!
10:34Yeah.
10:35You're kidding.
10:36We need to open a cafe.
10:37LAUGHTER
10:41I'm curious.
10:42How much, on average, would you spend on a holiday?
10:45In a year we might spend maybe 120 grand on holidays.
10:50Stop it.
10:52She was really shocked.
10:54Yeah.
10:55Maybe we do spend too much money on holidays.
10:58But for the next three nights,
11:00it's a typical big-spending Michael and Andres break.
11:04Their holiday, their rules.
11:07We indulge.
11:08We kick back.
11:09We don't look at prices.
11:11OK?
11:12If you want something, you have it.
11:15We can manage that.
11:16We'll try.
11:17And it's about enjoying every single minute and every single experience.
11:21And salutes.
11:22Salutes!
11:23Salutes!
11:24Salutes!
11:26Coming up.
11:27Yeah!
11:28The luxury break gets hijacked.
11:31She was wanting to get loud and shout, but that wasn't for me.
11:37And a five-star surprise.
11:39Spend a night on a luxury yacht!
11:4164 yacht!
11:43Takes the wind right out of Hilary's sails.
11:46I feel sick.
11:52A couple of millionaires.
11:54As long as we have absolute luxury, we're easy to please, basically.
11:57Are showing a hard-up pair of pensioners.
12:00We said it'd be brilliant, but look at Nick.
12:02How to holiday like A-listers on the island of Tenerife.
12:06We don't look at prices.
12:08If you want something, you have it.
12:10We can manage that.
12:11We'll try.
12:15It's the first morning at the luxury villa.
12:18Fluff them up!
12:18Fluff, fluff!
12:20And grafters Hilary and Malcolm haven't quite got the hang of a five-star holiday.
12:25You know we'll get his wrist slapped for doing this for you.
12:28Buenos dias!
12:29Buenos dias!
12:30How are you?
12:31How are you?
12:32Yeah.
12:33Oh, wow, look at this.
12:34With a full team of staff, there's no need to lift a finger here.
12:38You can enjoy breakfast.
12:40Thank you very much.
12:41Yeah, it's a bit weird not getting up and one of us shouting,
12:44put kettle on while you're up.
12:47We're hands off on holiday, OK?
12:49You don't have to switch the kettle on, though.
12:50I've been cleaning up in bathrooms this morning.
12:55For this half of the trip,
12:57the pensioners will also have to adjust to the millionaire's usual holiday activities.
13:01Right.
13:03Relaxing by the pool, hot tub and sauna.
13:07Wow, wicked man.
13:09Michelin tasting menu with wine pairing.
13:12That's exciting.
13:14For his birthday, I always take him to the number one restaurant in the world.
13:19Wow.
13:19Every July we go.
13:20Deep tissue massage and ice bath.
13:26On holiday, relaxation's really important for me.
13:28Massage every day, facial every other day.
13:31I've never had a massage.
13:32No?
13:33No.
13:33Up for it, though?
13:34Oh, 100%.
13:36Yeah.
13:38The group are indulging in a morning of wellness,
13:41with an icy sting in the tail,
13:43an invigorating dip in the three-degree plunge pool.
13:47First up, a full-body massage.
13:50Oh, this is lovely.
13:51Massage.
13:52Michael forks out 300 quid on this daily holiday ritual.
13:57But at the age of 68, it's uncharted territory for Malcolm.
14:04Oh, well.
14:05Yeah.
14:07We were zen out, weren't we?
14:09Zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz.
14:11Sort of relaxing.
14:12Is that your pairing, Mel?
14:16Yeah.
14:18Yeah.
14:19I could get used to this, could you?
14:20Certainly.
14:21Oh, well.
14:21Next up, a session in the sauna.
14:24I'm in my zen position.
14:26Followed by one of Michael's favourites,
14:28a dip in the ice bath.
14:31Thought to boost immunity and reduce stress.
14:35I'm like, ice bath?
14:36Why?
14:37What is that about?
14:39He says, no, no, no, no, you must try it.
14:41Because it's very good for you.
14:44So, can the wellness fanatic persuade the sceptics
14:48to give it a go?
14:51I can feel it.
14:53Oh, I can feel it.
14:54Oh, he's off, he's in zero.
14:56Yeah, he's gone.
14:57He's a struggling now.
14:58He's got quiet.
14:59He's got quiet, yes.
15:01Oh, he's put all hands down there.
15:03Oh, my lord.
15:04Oh, my god.
15:05No, I couldn't do that.
15:06I hope that's your breath coming out.
15:08Oh.
15:12Malcolm's game.
15:13Yeah, good.
15:15Cold.
15:18Try to put it out of my mind and imagine I'm swimming in the hot seat.
15:21And once you got in, I quite enjoyed it.
15:25But can Hillary be convinced?
15:28I was absolutely scared and sick.
15:32Now we take it easy.
15:34Slow.
15:35I thought, well, they're all watching me after.
15:37Yeah, that's that.
15:38Whoa!
15:40OK, OK, I can do it.
15:41I can do it.
15:41I can do it.
15:42Ah!
15:42Ah!
15:45Deep breath.
15:46I'm breathing.
15:47Nice and slow.
15:52She was definitely channeling her inner zen when she was in there.
15:57Yeah.
15:57And relax.
16:00Well done.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Yes!
16:05Well done.
16:07I was scared, but I did it.
16:09And I do it again.
16:10I do it again.
16:10Whoo!
16:11You're cold!
16:12Oh, really?
16:14I'm a girl!
16:15They're open and willing to try everything.
16:17And I was very impressed of how much they enjoyed the experience.
16:22Whoa!
16:23The holidays so far.
16:25Wow.
16:25Hey, come on, this is warmer than our breath.
16:29They know how to live.
16:30Oh, I feel like Lady Mac.
16:31I feel like.
16:38To round off the relaxing day, a private food and wine pairing.
16:44Wow!
16:45Look at this.
16:47Showcasing some of the finest Spanish bottles.
16:50Cheers, darling.
16:51Cheers, Ollie.
16:52This is our thing most nights when we're on holiday.
16:54Some really nice foods with some top-quality wine.
16:57When we go on holiday in the Westside balcony,
16:59we could literally buy four or five litre carton of wine.
17:04Or a box!
17:05For like...
17:05A box of wine!
17:06For like, 20 euro.
17:08I didn't know you could buy wine in boxes.
17:10I don't know if it'd be quite your kind of thing, but...
17:12Oh, no, I wouldn't drink wine in front of a box.
17:15No.
17:15This blush-coloured rose from the Tempranillo grape
17:18requires a more refined approach.
17:21Always start with the eyes.
17:23And then afterwards, you go to the notes.
17:26The smell.
17:28The swirl in the glass round.
17:30Ah!
17:31Tabuki!
17:34And the taste.
17:36Wow.
17:37Out of this world.
17:38On your head!
17:39Champion!
17:39Yeah!
17:42To complement their wine, a scallop and prawn dish.
17:46It might be prepared by a Michelin-trained chef,
17:49but for seafood dodger Malcolm,
17:51the evening's taken a turn for the worse.
17:53What are you thinking?
17:54Well, one is looking at me.
17:57And saying,
17:58please don't eat me!
18:00Have we got some more wine for Mal?
18:02I'll need it.
18:03I'll need it.
18:04Here it goes.
18:05I'm sorry.
18:12Bits are from its temperature again.
18:13Absolutely gorgeous.
18:18It's been a day of furs for the OAPs,
18:21and Hilary's developing a taste for the high life.
18:24Our taste is with wine.
18:26How much would you pay for that?
18:27So, the most expensive one we've done was 1,200 quid.
18:33For the wine parent.
18:35Per person.
18:36Stop it.
18:37Per person?
18:38They were bucket list wines.
18:40I just can't imagine saying,
18:43oh, come on, darling,
18:44let's pop off to wine tasting for the night
18:46and spend three grand.
18:50When it comes to treat yourself, what would you do?
18:53We'll go to a restaurant.
18:54The first thing we look at, it's the price column we look at.
18:57You don't look at prices.
18:59We do.
18:59If money was no object...
19:02We're on the budget.
19:03Don't think about the money.
19:04What would you spend in a restaurant?
19:05We actually thought, even if we were rich,
19:08I don't think we'd be too extravagant.
19:10It feels unfair.
19:12Maybe it makes us feel a bit guilty,
19:13but we work every day damn hard for it,
19:16and I certainly think we deserve to live it up from time to time.
19:21But living it up means different things to different people,
19:25and burlesque-loving Hillary has her sights set
19:28on the private disco and fancy dress room.
19:32Here we are!
19:33Oh!
19:34Yay!
19:35Wow!
19:36Oh!
19:37Lovely!
19:38Thank you!
19:39For Shai Andres, the basement club is holiday hell.
19:43She wanted to leave the holidays last night.
19:46That is not really our thing, to be honest.
19:48I just wanted to go upstairs, you know, have a drink, have a margarita.
19:51That's what we wanted to do.
19:52But Hillary's just getting started.
19:56Oh!
19:57Yes!
19:58Woo!
19:59She was wanting to get loud and shout, but that wasn't for me.
20:05And the fancy dress fan is on a mission.
20:08You have two minutes.
20:10I do struggle to be sometimes the centre of attention,
20:13and then I start getting a little bit out of my comfort zone.
20:18Eddie!
20:18I knew that Michael would be straight up for dressing up.
20:23Andres was a little bit more shy.
20:27Merry Christmas!
20:35They actually got into it and they loved it.
20:37Cracking night.
20:39The dressing up was fun as well.
20:41It was good to try.
20:42It was actually really fun.
20:44I enjoyed it.
20:45Itch.
20:47Itch.
20:49It's day three.
20:51And for the last day of the rich holiday, there's a five-star surprise.
20:56Today, you will be leaving the villa to spend a night on a luxury yacht.
21:02What?!
21:03The group are heading for Costa Adeje's marina to board the swanky Tegresa yacht.
21:09With queen-size doubles for both couples, it's worth a cool Β£1.8 million.
21:16Very nice.
21:19Normally booked by the super rich.
21:22I'm Michael.
21:23I'm Mariano.
21:24Nice to meet you, Mariano.
21:25Nice to meet you.
21:25I want to welcome you on board.
21:26A day's charter and overnight stay will set you back nearly four and a half grand.
21:32That's five months' pension for Hillary and Malcolm.
21:35Well, Hillary, this is the life that you deserve.
21:38Welcome on board.
21:40This is the life.
21:41Hey!
21:44They're cruising the island's coastline and on the activity list, a swim in the open sea.
21:49It might be the perfect setting, but Hillary's struck by a wave of fear.
21:54So, who fancies a dip then? Anybody jumping in?
21:57Definitely.
21:57Don't we?
21:58I'm a bit of a wuss.
21:59If I can't see the bottom, I literally can't get in.
22:02But I think we need two lifeguards, don't we?
22:05Yeah.
22:05Yeah, yeah.
22:06One either side.
22:07In her 70 years, she's never jumped into the ocean.
22:11Let's do it!
22:12Woo-hoo!
22:15Her face, when you were jumping, she was like, I'm not going to jump.
22:19I'm not even going to touch the water.
22:21Are you ready?
22:22Come on.
22:23No!
22:27But the go-getting grandma's FOMO seems to get the better of her.
22:32I'm never, ever, ever going to be on a boat like this ever again.
22:36That's a good point.
22:37Will you come with me?
22:38I'll do it if you come with me.
22:39If you want to go, I'll go with you.
22:41We'll jump in together.
22:41Come on, we'll jump together.
22:43I'll follow you.
22:44Come on.
22:44I don't feel sick.
22:45I feel sick.
22:47After the sudden, she breathed and she's like, let's go.
22:50Let's jump together.
22:51I said, let's do it.
22:52Uno!
22:53Uno!
22:54Dos!
22:56Dos!
22:58Dos!
23:00Dos!
23:01Dos!
23:05You did it!
23:06Oh, my God!
23:08Did you think I'd do it?
23:09Never in a million years.
23:10No, I didn't think I'd do it.
23:11I'm so proud of you.
23:12I can't believe it.
23:12I did it.
23:14We did it together.
23:15We did it together.
23:16Very good.
23:17We did it.
23:17The pair are striking up an unlikely friendship.
23:21She was my support and I was her support.
23:24You make me feel special.
23:25I'm shaking.
23:27Five actually conquered a lifelong fear.
23:31Are you feeling up, though?
23:32It's just emotional.
23:33I know.
23:34It's having the experience of things we'd never experienced.
23:38Yeah.
23:39I'm just so glad we made ourselves do all that.
23:41I know.
23:41I know.
23:45It's the last morning in paradise.
23:48How good is that?
23:49Look at that.
23:51Fancy waking up to this, Ed.
23:52Nah.
23:53Sounds like I'm not getting off here.
23:55And almost time to disembark for the budget part of the break.
24:00So, what would be the thing that you will always remember from these holidays?
24:05My highlight is definitely this.
24:07Yeah.
24:07This yacht experience.
24:08Apart from a couple of things, you did make your bed.
24:13And I'm sure...
24:14I thought one morning you were mopping the floor.
24:17It might have been.
24:18You got stuck into our holiday.
24:20And it's not been very hard, honestly.
24:23The luxury holiday may have been a dream.
24:26Another gold envelope.
24:29But what's the damage for a trip like this?
24:33Ooh!
24:35That's outrageous.
24:36Of your holiday is Β£13,400.
24:42Absolutely joking.
24:44That's, like, well over a year of my income.
24:48That's kind of normal for us to spend that amount of money and that amount of time.
24:53Time to ditch the high life and reveal their next destination.
24:57Your turn.
24:58This is our holiday.
25:00We get out.
25:02Ooh!
25:04Ooh!
25:04Ooh!
25:06Ooh!
25:06You're heading north to a rustic campsite.
25:10Ooh!
25:12Shared amenities.
25:14Andres is having a heart attack.
25:15Wow!
25:17Are we sharing with...
25:18Does it two of you?
25:19No.
25:20No.
25:20It's not en suite.
25:21It's a hands-on holiday.
25:24It's hands-on.
25:25The holidaymakers are heading north to the province of Santa Cruz de Tenerife,
25:31staying at the eco-conscious agro-camping Inverna Dorito.
25:35It's a self-catering site with basic shared facilities
25:38that prioritises nature and tranquillity over luxury.
25:42They'll be sleeping under canvas for this very hands-on holiday.
25:47We are camping, aren't we?
25:49We are camping.
25:50We're shocked.
25:51I thought we were camping up.
25:53Yeah, yeah.
25:57Coming up...
25:58What the actual fudge is this?
26:01The lads get down and dirty.
26:04I thought I was going to be sick.
26:06As they mock in on the budget side of the break.
26:08Still enjoying your lovely holiday now, Andres?
26:10Do you believe?
26:15Two boisterous OAPs...
26:17On your head.
26:18Champion!
26:19...have been having a high-class holiday.
26:22Our taste is with wine.
26:23How much would you pay for that?
26:251,200 quid.
26:26Now it's their turn to show their luxury-loving companions...
26:29You're heading north to a rustic campsite.
26:34...how to holiday on the cheap.
26:35Andres is having a heart attack.
26:39It's day one of the budget holiday.
26:41A rustic campsite in the north of Tenerife.
26:44What the actual fudge is this?
26:47A few mosquitoes.
26:48Watch the dog poo.
26:50There's no ensuite here, just shared facilities.
26:54This is for the security guy in the entrance.
26:56And no champagne on arrival.
27:00Welcome to our part of the holiday.
27:04Thank you very much for this work.
27:07There's just one thing that makes Michael's skin crawl more than camping.
27:11Look at the spiders.
27:13Oh, good God.
27:14Oh, there's spiders everywhere.
27:16When I saw, like, all of the spiders in the web just above the tent,
27:19it gave me a massive fright.
27:21Here we are.
27:23Home sweet home.
27:24I'm a bit in shock, I'll be honest.
27:26I'm a little bit in shock.
27:27The tent costs just 30 quid a night,
27:30which would barely buy the lads a glass of vino.
27:32Oh, no.
27:37Uh-oh.
27:38You cannot put your toilet paper in the toilets or...
27:42No.
27:43...or the used toilet paper from everyone is here.
27:45It's not even a seat.
27:47Okay.
27:48This is not the kind of place we would book in a million years.
27:53This is not a holiday.
27:54This is a labour camp.
27:56It's 4am.
27:58But I'm going to have to go to the toilet because I can't hold it in anymore.
28:03Oh.
28:05I checked the spiders.
28:08Cockroaches.
28:12Okay.
28:14Here goes.
28:16Day two on the campsite.
28:19And early birds Hillary and Malcolm are right at home with the local wildlife.
28:24Beautiful.
28:25Come on.
28:27Oh, wow.
28:28Oh.
28:29Got to sleep about four.
28:31I hear you're going to the toilet as well.
28:33Yeah, I had to go to the toilet in the dark.
28:35So, on our first night on carry-on camping,
28:39we honestly thought they'd gone and booked into a five-star hotel we did
28:42because it was so quiet, actually, they were just having a kip.
28:45Morning, campers.
28:49These lads usually start the day with a high-pressure power shower.
28:54Come here.
28:55Oh, my God.
28:59First communal shower experience.
29:01I'm still a little bit traumatised.
29:04Oh, good God.
29:05Water's gone off.
29:06Can you turn your water off?
29:08Mine is off.
29:09How is the pressure?
29:11It's on.
29:11It's on.
29:12It's gone cold.
29:13The water was kind of hot then cold.
29:17On and off.
29:18It's gone off again.
29:20Definitely not a good shower experience.
29:23Michael and Andres wanted to see how the other half holiday,
29:26but they've no idea what they've let themselves in for.
29:29Our holidays were very hands-on.
29:32We have to make our own beds.
29:34We cook.
29:34We wash up.
29:35We have to do everything and we hope you enjoy it.
29:37This is very extreme for us.
29:42So, what cheap and cheerful activities lie ahead?
29:45Oh, wow.
29:47Animal sanctuary volunteering.
29:49Oh.
29:52I know you like your animals, Mal.
29:54Go, Courtney.
29:55Hey!
29:57Okay.
29:59Scenic hike.
30:00We walk a lot.
30:01We love nature.
30:02We like going off the beaten track.
30:05With all respect to you, but this is not what we would do.
30:09Once I wrecked that activity, I was like,
30:12I think I'm just going to give up at that point because it's not something for me.
30:16And they'll have to stick to the pensioners type budget.
30:19So, what's in the pot for food and activities?
30:2450, 60, 70, 80, 90 euros.
30:28Check if it's any more.
30:30Because it cannot be only that.
30:33That's around 80 quid per couple.
30:35Not as much as I spent on sunglasses in the airport before we left.
30:40It's a big challenge.
30:42This is, yeah, the toughest holiday we will ever have.
30:47On their holidays, Hillary and Malcolm seek out cost-free fun off the beaten track.
30:52Yeah, this is it.
30:53So, for their first activity, the animal lovers have brought the boys to Tenerife Animal Sanctuary,
30:59where you can have a close encounter with the wildlife if you're prepared to muck in.
31:04You're going to come and volunteer for us and help out?
31:06Yay!
31:06Help me, guys.
31:07Yay!
31:12The first task is picking up poo.
31:14So, grab yourself a shovel, a rake, and you can start shoveling it into the wheelbarrow.
31:19So, guys, do you want to lead the way?
31:22Whoo!
31:23Yes!
31:24Let's do it!
31:26Oh!
31:28That's nice and fresh.
31:29A shovel and poo is not my idea of a relaxing holiday at all.
31:33Never in the wildest dreams did they ever think they'd be doing out like this.
31:36All the wildest nightmares.
31:41When they were pushing that wheelbarrow up that hill to the manure pile.
31:45We did laugh.
31:48But just when they think it's job done...
31:51Oh, it smells stronger here.
31:52Yeah.
31:52Still enjoying your lovely holiday now, Andrus?
31:55Oh, doubly.
31:57They've still got to face Compost Alley.
32:01Here we go.
32:05Oh!
32:09That dung heap.
32:12I was close.
32:13I thought I was going to be sick.
32:23Thanks to the boys' efforts, the group are rewarded with a stroll with the horses.
32:29This is the lovely shanty.
32:31My favourite bit there was walking the horses on the road.
32:34Yeah, they were brilliant at that.
32:36Come on, shanty, wait.
32:37That was a rough experience to start with.
32:39This beats shovel and dung, doesn't it?
32:42However, horse trek, that was pretty special.
32:45Come on, shanty. Shanty.
32:47I wish it was a shanty.
32:49But there's no time for a sundowner on this hands-on holiday.
32:54The self-catering crew head to buy groceries to last their stay.
32:58And with a strict €90 limit set by Hillary...
33:02Very good!
33:03They spend less than half their combined €180 kitty, which is within the pensioners' usual food budget.
33:12But dinner won't cook itself.
33:15Hi, Hillary. It's time to cook.
33:18For restaurateur Andres, the last thing he'd usually do on holiday is pick up a pan.
33:23Don't you get tired of cooking?
33:25It's much cheaper to go self-catering and just make your own.
33:28That sounds like the contrary of being on holidays.
33:31On the menu, Hillary's cheap chicken pasta.
33:34And I just need to peel the garlic.
33:36Yeah, peel it and chop it as small as you can.
33:39It's not fine cuisine, but it is quality time for the newfound friends.
33:44So if I do it wrong, you tell me, OK?
33:46I will.
33:47So we had a really good chat while we were cooking.
33:50You said you were dreading meeting new people and you didn't know how you'd be able to interact.
33:57I've been always very shy.
33:59From being a child?
34:00You know, at school, I used to get bullied a little bit.
34:04I didn't know what I was.
34:06I needed to love myself first before I was able to talk to other people.
34:09It touched me that he opened up so much to me about his childhood.
34:15Yeah, it was special.
34:16Being with you has helped me to forget about what other people think about me.
34:20Yeah.
34:21You know, so it's been more about myself and about getting to know new people.
34:26Brilliant, brilliant.
34:26Yeah.
34:27It's really come out of his shell.
34:29It's really beautiful to see.
34:32With no big spending distractions, there's more time for everyone to connect.
34:37And Malcolm's opening up to Michael about his daughter and granddaughter, who've lived in Australia for the past 14 years.
34:45She moved there with her husband.
34:47And unfortunately, he passed away.
34:49And with her granddaughter, she was only, she was just under one.
34:53But her husband's dying wish were that his daughter were brought up in Australia.
34:59And I can't blame him.
35:00Yeah.
35:00It's difficult for you being so far away.
35:02Because you're a dad at the end of the day, aren't you?
35:04I could see in Michael's face that he really cared.
35:09Financially, you know, we just, we can't afford to go out there.
35:13Yeah.
35:13I feel for you.
35:14Can we have a minute?
35:15Yeah, of course.
35:16Of course.
35:17Give us a hug, Malcolm.
35:19Give us a hug.
35:20Malcolm is in such a tough position.
35:23You know, he's not able to just hug his daughter and his granddaughter.
35:28Oh, come on, Mal.
35:30Sorry, guys.
35:30You're all right.
35:31You can, mate, you can cry.
35:32Don't worry about it.
35:33And I could see that it was so emotional for him.
35:35And it, and it hurts him a lot.
35:37Hillary's never met.
35:39We can have no, I don't think.
35:41There's nobody Hillary wouldn't get on with.
35:43And they'd love her.
35:44It's pretty heartbreaking for me to hear that story.
35:47So definitely, yeah, definitely gave me some, some clarity today.
35:53The fancy foodies can drop two grand on a holiday meal out.
35:58We're very pleased to meet you.
35:59Welcome to our restaurant.
36:01So what's the verdict on their four-quid-a-head pasta?
36:05Hillary, that is bloody lovely.
36:06Really tasty.
36:08I am up for seconds.
36:09Oh, good lad.
36:10Mm-hmm.
36:11My cooking experience was nice, but because I was with Hillary.
36:15Could I do it again?
36:17No, I don't think so.
36:19Day three of the budget break.
36:21And next on the agenda, go-karting.
36:24I'm looking forward to this one, actually.
36:27It's the kind of activity that 70-year-old adrenaline junkie Hillary loves.
36:32At just 17 quid ahead...
36:35...it's a cheap thrill.
36:37A bit of competition going on, though.
36:38I'll give you a run for your money, I think.
36:40Good.
36:40Woo!
36:41Let's do it.
36:41For the last place loser, it's washing up duties.
36:45As soon as I got in that car, I knew I had to win.
36:50Woo-hoo!
36:52I just didn't want to lose because I didn't want to do any dishes.
36:56They were all spinning past me.
36:58But do you know what?
36:59I was having fun.
37:00I think I passed her about seven or eight times.
37:02But she did well.
37:03I was so impressed.
37:05It was really hard to see who was passing all, though.
37:08Oh, I could see everyone at my face.
37:10My pedal must have been soaked.
37:12I had to be in first place, no question.
37:17Hillary, that was brilliant.
37:19You did well.
37:20But not quite well enough.
37:22So, who's washing up?
37:25Not me.
37:26Yay!
37:30I mean, four of us had so much fun for what they pay for less than a bottle of wine.
37:36Yeah, true.
37:40Coming up...
37:41No phone signals, no work, no busy busy.
37:45The budget break goes back to nature.
37:48Oh, wow!
37:49And there are tears before home time.
37:51It's still emotional, it's still sinking in.
37:59It's the last day of the budget break.
38:02For their final activity, keen walkers Hillary and Malcolm are leading the group on a cost-free hike.
38:08If I close my eyes, I could be in a luxury spa.
38:12Because we don't have loads of money, we go walking a lot.
38:15But they don't hike anywhere.
38:17It's taxis, whatever.
38:20The 1.2km walk through the Anaga Rural Park will take them on an uphill route through a forest of
38:27fragrant laurel trees.
38:29No phone signals, no work.
38:32No busy busy.
38:33Very good, no social media.
38:36Nothing.
38:37Nada.
38:37Nada, yes.
38:39The walk today really, really topped off what has been a fantastic experience.
38:44It's slightly inclined now.
38:47Yeah.
38:48Yeah.
38:49Only slight.
38:50Oh, I'd love a walking stick.
38:52Make me feel like a real explorer.
38:54Michael, I think, has certainly come round to our way of thinking.
39:00He's embraced our type of holiday.
39:04I would almost go as far as to say I'm quite enjoying this.
39:08You know, even if it's really hot outside, it will never fit hot in here.
39:12Always be damp and cool up here.
39:14Yeah, it's nice.
39:14That's why you get all the trees covered in moss.
39:17We walk in the nature.
39:20Michael was exciting about telling us about the trees, about flowers.
39:26I'm feeling quite zen, actually.
39:28Yeah, exactly.
39:29Look at this.
39:30Oh, wow.
39:31From the viewpoint, there's a stunning vista of the snowtop volcano, Mount Tady.
39:36Look at that spectacular view.
39:38That's cost you absolutely nothing.
39:42That's amazing.
39:43At 3,715 metres, it's the highest point in the whole of Spain.
39:49Really special, guys.
39:56It's not about the price.
39:57It's about the moment.
39:58Yeah.
39:59The company.
39:59I will never forget today.
40:02And it was worth the hike.
40:03It was worth the hike.
40:05I think they totally understand now that people haven't got that sort of money.
40:09Can have actually just as much fun as they're having.
40:12Happy Holidays!
40:15The week's been eye-opening for both couples.
40:18So what are the moments they'll never forget?
40:21What an amazing trip we've had all together.
40:23I know.
40:24I can't believe we've come to the end.
40:25I think, for me, the high point was the relaxing massage.
40:31Absolutely.
40:31I'm nearly falling asleep.
40:33The biggest challenge for me was jumping off the luxury yacht.
40:37Oh, of course.
40:37I think my high point of the holiday was that walk that we did and spending it with you guys,
40:44to be honest.
40:45From this trip, I have learned that simplicity, you know, it could make you very happy.
40:52Would you do camping again?
40:53Absolutely not.
40:55No.
40:58There's one more thing to learn.
41:00How does the price of the budget break for all four of them, compared to the thirteen and a half
41:05grand luxury holiday?
41:07Ready?
41:07Let's do it.
41:09The total cost of your holiday is Β£312.70.
41:1870 pence.
41:22Wow.
41:23I am in shock with that, actually.
41:26That cost has brought us an amazing experience.
41:28Yeah.
41:29You know?
41:30So, it has been a big lesson.
41:32We definitely won't be swapping our holidays anytime soon, I don't think.
41:37No.
41:38But we'll just take Hilary and Malcolm with us.
41:42It's checkout time for everyone.
41:44Are you ready?
41:46Yeah.
41:47All good things come to an end.
41:49Time to say bye to the tent.
41:51Bye, tent.
41:52Bye-bye, tent.
41:53But before they part ways, there's a chance to exchange gifts.
41:57Bye-bye, guys.
41:59Aww.
41:59So, we'd like you to have these as a memoir.
42:06They're my fairy friends.
42:07That'd be a lovely fairy friend.
42:08Yeah.
42:10Aww, thank you.
42:11We know you love Mount King Day a lot.
42:14Aww, what a fair review.
42:15We've had the best holidays with you guys.
42:17Love you, Mallon Hills.
42:19Our new besties.
42:21Aww.
42:23The new found friends have something to offer in return.
42:26We'd love you to come and visit us in the Northeast.
42:29Definitely.
42:29And have some hands-off time, stay in our hotel, dine in our restaurant.
42:33You're more than welcome.
42:34You're on.
42:35And after a week of surprises, the boys have saved the biggest till last.
42:39So, we want to do one more thing.
42:43We'd love if we could buy your return flights to Australia.
42:49I want you to see your daughter and hug your granddaughter and I want you to meet them for the
42:53first time.
42:55For as long as you like, you'll just let us know and we'll sort everything out.
42:59Okay?
43:03I'm blown away.
43:04I'm still emotional.
43:06It's still sinking in.
43:07Yeah.
43:08To be honest.
43:08You've made our dreams come true.
43:11I've wanted for so long for my daughter and granddaughter to meet this great woman.
43:16It was out of our reach, but you made it possible.
43:20Everything was this.
43:21Yes.
43:22Only don't buy you fun.
43:24They don't.
43:25People, families, everything at the end of the day.
43:29Exactly.
43:30And friends.
43:30We've made the best friends ever.
43:32Yeah.
43:33Come on, guys.
43:34Right.
43:35We've got a plane to catch.
43:39Back in the UK.
43:41Home at last.
43:43Home.
43:44Sweet home.
43:46The couples are reflecting on the holiday.
43:49Out of this world.
43:50Experienced things that we could never have experienced in his lives.
43:54It has made us realise that friends and family come before money.
43:59We just create an amazing connection that has no price.
44:03And I'm not that shy anymore.
44:06We've found a great friendship that will continue.
44:09We're family now.
44:10We're already missing them.
44:12Yeah, we are.
44:13Next time.
44:14Where the hell are we?
44:16Oh, that was grim.
44:17I'm literally starving.
44:18You're really starting to grate on me now.
44:19Not my vibe at all.
44:21It was so glam.
44:22It was so posh.
44:23I loved it.
44:24Chandeliers.
44:25Wow.
44:26Gosh.
44:26This is pretty special, isn't it, guys?
44:28I'd rather wash and dry.
44:29Give me the best 20 minutes of your life.
44:31It was like going to war.
44:33For my sake of something.
44:57I'm not going to be...
44:58We are all grateful.
45:00I don't know.
45:01So what's up is?
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