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00:00:13I'm just gonna put that, it's okay, I'm gonna put that.
00:00:22So sorry, I think my sleeve is sort of inside of me somehow.
00:00:26Let me help you.
00:00:27No, no, no, I've got it.
00:00:28I'm just gonna take a breath out of the car.
00:00:34Sorry.
00:00:35I'm normally really good at taking my coat off.
00:00:38I think I'm just tired.
00:00:40I got up really early this morning to do a sunrise aura reset
00:00:44because my best friend, Eddie, she has this amazing new friend
00:00:49who's like a healer and I'm getting to like learn all around her
00:00:52because she's like always there.
00:00:54Oops, sorry.
00:01:02But I'm just here to have lunch with my dad.
00:01:05I've actually been estranged for three years, but I'm in like a really good place.
00:01:10I think you should see that.
00:01:11And you know, also he will die one day pretty soon due to his lifestyle choices.
00:01:18I don't want to feel guilty of his funeral.
00:01:21He's just very...
00:01:22Well, you know what dads are like.
00:01:24My dad died before he was born.
00:01:26That is so...
00:01:27Do you have a reservation?
00:01:28Yeah, it's under Mark Anderson.
00:01:32The other party is already here.
00:01:34This way, please.
00:01:41You can make it on your own right.
00:01:44Yep.
00:01:46I told Ricky, you'll have to do it without me.
00:01:48There's nothing funny about watching people working in an office.
00:01:52It goes on about it every time I see him.
00:01:54Maggie!
00:01:55There you are.
00:01:56Sit.
00:01:58Are you alright?
00:02:00You're not taking that time out again, are you?
00:02:04Is there anything you want to say to me?
00:02:07Hello?
00:02:08We haven't spoken in three years.
00:02:10Oh, yes we have.
00:02:11No, we haven't.
00:02:12I saw you last year at Emma's wedding.
00:02:14That was six years ago.
00:02:16I don't think so.
00:02:17We're estranged.
00:02:17Did you...
00:02:19Did you not know that?
00:02:21No.
00:02:22I did not know that.
00:02:29Have you lost weight?
00:02:30You look less...
00:02:32puffy.
00:02:34Excuse me.
00:02:35I'm just going to...
00:02:38this.
00:03:04Right!
00:03:04I mean, he can't call any...
00:03:06I'm sorry, I'm going to lose that...
00:03:09Ihr fundamentally sat...
00:03:10Er...
00:03:11I'm going to lose that!
00:03:12I'm going to lose that!
00:03:12I'm going to lose that...
00:03:12I don't lose that.
00:03:16You look at that.
00:03:17Not at least.
00:03:18But, I'm not at least...
00:03:18I'm not at least...
00:03:20I'm at least...
00:03:20I'm at least...
00:03:20hey hey oh oh my god it is going so badly with my dad wait let me put you on
00:03:27speaker
00:03:27when he's right here oh no no no that's not no hey maggie i hope you're wearing your unity
00:03:32crystal have you led him through a brief grounding chant like isa just said not yet
00:03:37get back out there girl it's just
00:03:42dad hadn't actually noticed we were estranged which begs the question can you even be estranged
00:03:49from someone if the other person has no idea you know what would really help is a percussive
00:03:54bonding ritual okay great yeah um i'll try that then oh no oh i'm so sorry no it can't be
00:04:01done by an
00:04:01amateur i wish it was that simple could you do it with i mean i perfected the technique
00:04:09you know what i'd love to give this gift to you maggie could you bring pops to us my rain
00:04:16stick
00:04:16does not travel well oh yeah no that that sounds amazing i i just don't know if i could get
00:04:21my dad
00:04:22to go along with it max i know your dad's a menace but when he's done this a hundred times
00:04:27she's the reason angelina lets john boyk around for christmas
00:04:35well don't ask don't get right oh amazing you're really starting to become someone of substance
00:04:57so even though you haven't noticed we are estranged i'm not sure that's possible if one of the
00:05:03estranged is unaware that he's estranged yeah i'm pretty sure a normal parent would have noticed
00:05:08they haven't spoken to their daughter in over three calendar years oh it hasn't been that long
00:05:12yes it has all right we can pretend it has if that's what you prefer oh we don't need to
00:05:17pretend
00:05:17because it is the literal truth your generation is wholly responsible for the rampant overuse of the
00:05:23word literal it literally makes me want to carry a dictionary around so i can throw it you reached out
00:05:29to me i have been doing great without your work it's been amazing i have a plan sorry mr anderson
00:05:33i
00:05:33wanted to send a little something over i'm a huge fan i had the dvd box set of manager i
00:05:40used to watch
00:05:40it literally every day before school now i wish you were still on tv oh please come on is it
00:05:45your
00:05:45man's game you could do taskmaster you would be so funny uh could we get another water please
00:05:51of course oh thank you so much
00:06:01you know maggie it's really telling how people treat restaurant stuff we were having a conversation
00:06:08no we were having a conversation as i was saying that's a fizz
00:06:12uh are you drinking again
00:06:26oh come on maggie try and relax
00:06:49uh hey just sort of interest what do you think of people who are like into crystals and first
00:06:54to go in my revolution yeah that's what i thought
00:07:03come on you were telling me about your work um yeah so um my play light glue nearly won this
00:07:11huge award
00:07:11only nearly
00:07:14well i got down to the final five out of thousands of submissions so
00:07:18my agent said a lot of the theater is really interested in it so what's your plan b
00:07:23sorry well you've been trying to get the writing going for some years now isn't it time that
00:07:27you know you considered exploring other avenues
00:07:39i'm gonna need another one of these
00:07:44i am going to have the burger please
00:07:48yeah actually i'll have the um is he's a salad yeah i'll um i'll have the burger please
00:07:53yes sir
00:07:55right so i've got something to ask you and i'd like to get this out of the way if i
00:08:00might
00:08:01i realize i haven't been the most family orientated father but uh you know to be fair to me
00:08:07i've had my work is a woman over there who has not stopped staring at us tends to happen
00:08:11no but like i recognize you like i swear i've met her before maggie please concentrate
00:08:15tonight the national comedy awards are presenting me with a lifetime achievement award okay
00:08:26congratulations well thank you and i'd like you to come with me
00:08:31as you know i gave up television or what 20 years ago a night um i normally turn these kind
00:08:36of
00:08:36things down but i thought no no no it might be nice now to acknowledge the impact my work has
00:08:41had on
00:08:42the british comedy landscape you know my parents are long gone and as lovely as your mother may be
00:08:47i realized shortly after our wedding that marriage probably wasn't for me surely after your wedding
00:08:53so essentially maggie you are my only family and i would like my family with me tonight
00:09:02i'm just a little um taken aback i suppose because you have never ever included me in anything to do
00:09:08with your work or indeed life before well i'm a private man i am your biological child tonight is important
00:09:19and you are important to me
00:09:29oh i stupidly cast a dog i mean what was i thinking all the time yapping away you know what
00:09:37someone nicked it ran off with it i don't know people stole everything in those days 90s were much
00:09:43said hey do you know we had an on-set coke deal no you didn't yeah yeah you know i
00:09:50put him in series
00:09:50three after the actor we originally cast got hit by a jet ski there were so many more jet ski
00:09:57accidents
00:09:57back then you were always a weekly appearance oh poo on me i think you pardon um
00:10:19uh sorry tell me more about this
00:10:24what
00:10:26oh
00:10:33okay um okay um okay i'll come what excellent yeah if you do something for me now
00:10:39what what what's what's going on look eddie has become one of those crystal woo-woo people and
00:10:46she goes everywhere with this awful tiktok hippie named whitney and long story short they are coming
00:10:50here to perform a father-daughter healing ceremony using a rain stick and i can't stop them so just
00:10:54say nothing or nod and basically if we get through this i will come with you to your award saying
00:10:58do we
00:10:59have a deal is eddie your boyfriend no eddie is a girl she's my friend you have met her several
00:11:06times
00:11:09ah do we have a deal i'm not sure what the deal is but all right fine just say nothing
00:11:14okay it's hey
00:11:15girl mr anderson hi i'm whitney i am sure maggie's told you all about me but i am a professional
00:11:23light
00:11:23worker and well since losing my own father i've become particularly passionate about helping
00:11:28daddies i just spoke to the hostess who was such a sweetheart by the way literally an angel yeah i
00:11:35love her as well and she's actually given us use of the private dining room for a couple of hours
00:11:39i mean god isn't that so kind so okay so we'll go set up once we're done and well we
00:11:46can get started
00:11:46oh if you're concerned about the friction inherent in maggie's aura
00:11:55you've been working hard on that i think you'd be pleasantly surprised
00:12:01oh see you in there
00:12:09there's so many places i could start but professional light worker is as good as any
00:12:14no don't look i just need to figure out a way to get them out of here what possessed you
00:12:18to go
00:12:18along with something as excruciating as this eddie is my best friend and i just want to support her
00:12:24oh cut the shit you're not doing this to be supportive you're doing this because your best
00:12:28friend's got a shiny new pal and you're all jealous and i'm assuming because you're at join
00:12:32them you failed at beat them now instead of being honest with your friend you're prepared to go along
00:12:38with their delusions for what months years or until one day you wake up in a hippie commune in wales
00:12:43with no
00:12:43running water and at least one suspicious death oh it's devon actually integrity maggie integrity
00:12:50it's crucial for any writer worth their sod any person and it's not worth giving up but a drop of
00:12:57a
00:12:57rain stick you know you were lucky enough to inherit a reasonably sharp mind thanks to me
00:13:04and you constantly disappoint me by wasting it
00:13:09excuse me
00:13:25we're ready i'm sorry whitney could i could you just um put eddie on
00:13:33hey what's up we're just in the back no i know um can you just um could you just come
00:13:39to the bathroom
00:13:39maybe just come here look i just want to talk to you maggie i'm not the expert here whitney is
00:13:49just come
00:13:50to talk to you maggie i just wait
00:13:55you
00:13:57you
00:13:58you
00:13:59you
00:14:00you
00:14:01you
00:14:03you
00:14:11you
00:14:12you
00:14:21Look, I was, um, too harsh.
00:14:26I was just, uh, concerned.
00:14:31I'm sorry.
00:14:36Did you just apologize?
00:14:41Might need a minute.
00:14:47You were mean.
00:14:50But you were right.
00:14:54Look, I understand that you feel that I haven't been the perfect father.
00:15:02I was, um, I was incredibly busy during your childhood.
00:15:08You know, I was writing and starring my own show.
00:15:13You know, I put everything I had into the making of Man-Ager, everything.
00:15:17And, of course, there were epic highs.
00:15:19Oh, my God, there were epic highs.
00:15:22But the lows.
00:15:23The lows were terrible.
00:15:25I wonder what might have caused that.
00:15:26But we weren't like your generation.
00:15:28You see?
00:15:29You lot are more into, I don't know, self-flagellation.
00:15:34Begging therapists for the secular equivalent of ten Hail Marys.
00:15:38You know, when things were hard for us, we huddled together in someone's office, rang the local pub for delivery,
00:15:46and then we shook the cobwebs off.
00:15:51And as a result of that, I wasn't at home as much as I should have been.
00:15:59There are so many things I regret when it comes to you and your mother.
00:16:03So, well, I just, um, I just want us to have a better relationship.
00:16:13But, and I really, really want you to understand this, I cannot attend a rainstick healing ceremony, especially as you
00:16:24yourself know it, to be complete horseshit.
00:16:26We're ready.
00:16:30Um, we, um, we aren't, we aren't coming.
00:16:35Why not?
00:16:36Because this will really help Whitney gain more followers and we're fundraising for.
00:16:39So, what do you mean followers?
00:16:41Instagram followers.
00:16:44You were going to film this and put it on Instagram?
00:16:46Yeah, yeah, Whitney thought because your dad was on TV, it will help drive traffic to her page.
00:16:51But the point is, Maggie, this will really help you.
00:16:54Whitney really knows.
00:16:55Oh, Whitney does fuck all.
00:17:00What?
00:17:00Oh, nothing.
00:17:01Sorry.
00:17:02Oh, no, no.
00:17:04Whitney's.
00:17:06Oh, no, I don't have it in me.
00:17:07Whitney is an idiot.
00:17:09And you've become the most selfish fucking hippie I have ever met.
00:17:14What?
00:17:15Sorry.
00:17:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:18I'm sorry.
00:17:18It's all this bollocks.
00:17:20I know that healing can feel uncomfortable.
00:17:22Oh, what the fuck?
00:17:24Do you know about healing, Eddie?
00:17:25Do you even know what the word means?
00:17:27Because it doesn't mean going AWOL with a fake guru who clearly just stole your money to get turkey teeth.
00:17:34What are you talking about?
00:17:36Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:37There's no way the Eddie I know believes any of this shit.
00:17:41You have a sharper mind than that.
00:17:43It's just, it's disappointing, honestly.
00:17:45Maggie, maybe we should take a meditation break.
00:17:47I mean, your forehead veins are telling me your chakras are completely off balance.
00:17:51New rule.
00:17:52You're only allowed to speak if you're vaccinated.
00:17:53I can't have loud emotional arguments in here.
00:17:56This is a restaurant.
00:17:56That's fine.
00:17:57We were just leaving.
00:17:58Eddie, come on.
00:17:58Eddie.
00:17:59No, you've said enough.
00:18:00I should have listened to Whitney and done this weeks ago.
00:18:02But Maggie, we're done.
00:18:05I don't want you in my life anymore.
00:18:09Good for you.
00:18:10Good for you.
00:18:17Sit down, darling.
00:18:27I'm really proud of you.
00:18:30You told her the truth.
00:18:33And the truth, as they say, will set you free.
00:18:37Hey, let me top you up.
00:19:01Could I trouble you for our coats, please?
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:10Is she okay?
00:19:10What?
00:19:11Oh, fine.
00:19:11Yeah, fine.
00:19:12Nothing that a little fresh air won't fix.
00:19:14We're off to an awards ceremony up the road.
00:19:18Hope it doesn't drag on too long.
00:19:20You know what they're like.
00:19:22A bit like school assembly that you can't escape from.
00:19:26Mark Anderson.
00:19:27Me, yep.
00:19:28Any advance on the coats, love, please.
00:19:30But you don't remember me.
00:19:32No, you were probably too little.
00:19:35You're only nine, I think.
00:19:36Tiny wee thing.
00:19:37I babysat for you back in Galway.
00:19:39Oh.
00:19:41I didn't think I'd see you again.
00:19:43And I sat down for lunch and bam.
00:19:45In your walks.
00:19:47I was only 20-odd.
00:19:49God, I was so young and I feel awful.
00:19:52Come on.
00:19:53And I felt so bad because your mom was so lovely.
00:19:58God.
00:20:00I didn't know what I was doing.
00:20:09You know, I refused to talk to that journalist woman.
00:20:15She called me a few months ago when I said I wouldn't talk about you,
00:20:18even though she said the other women had.
00:20:24Just so you know.
00:20:27Right, come on then.
00:20:28What was she talking about?
00:20:29Oh, uh, I don't know.
00:20:30God knows.
00:20:32I don't think she's right in the head.
00:20:34What was she talking about?
00:20:35Oh, they try and do this to every semi-famous man of a certain age nowadays.
00:20:42Some hack has written a supposed expose on my romantic relationships in the 90s.
00:20:48Affairs?
00:20:48All consensual, all adults.
00:20:50But because some of these women that worked with me at the time...
00:20:54For you.
00:20:55Now they're trying to claim there's some kind of abuse involved.
00:20:57I mean, come on.
00:20:59It's just crap.
00:20:59It's nonsense.
00:21:01Well, what can you do?
00:21:02You know what I mean?
00:21:03Sell us papers.
00:21:04And that's why you want me to come with you tonight, right?
00:21:06No, of course not.
00:21:07You're about to get cancelled,
00:21:08so you want to use me to show that you're actually a loving family man who wouldn't hurt a fly.
00:21:12All right.
00:21:12Just calm down.
00:21:15I won't do that for you.
00:21:18You know, a not very wise man once said to me the truth will set you free,
00:21:21but I think what he actually meant is it's more fun to be brutally honest,
00:21:25but only when it suits you.
00:21:27Which is not as catchy.
00:21:31I have spent so many years trying to figure you out.
00:21:37But if so much of what you say is a lie, then what's the point in even trying?
00:21:41I have this unshakable hope in us that made me come here today,
00:21:44and it made me drink, and I don't drink anymore,
00:21:46but I can't say that to you because it's too close to the bone, isn't it?
00:21:50How many did you have before I got here today?
00:21:52Four or five?
00:21:56I'd have guessed four, but I'm a little rusty.
00:22:01I'm not like you.
00:22:05I'm medicated.
00:22:22I stole fifty quid from his wallet.
00:22:26Do you want a hot chocolate?
00:22:32Yeah.
00:22:33No.
00:22:37No.
00:22:45No.
00:22:48No.
00:22:49No.
00:22:53No.
00:23:05I'm going to save her.
00:23:06Oh, sorry, if I just...
00:23:08I know I need to fight for her.
00:23:09I know she deserves it, okay?
00:23:11Okay.
00:23:12I'll send a Zoom link.
00:23:13We can get planning...
00:23:13Stop sending me fucking Zoom links.
00:23:16I am the captain now.
00:23:17No more Zoom.
00:23:17You've got it, Captain.
00:23:18Google me.
00:23:18It is...
00:23:19Just meet me in my flat in an hour.
00:23:21I'll bring all the nerdy stationery.
00:23:22I know you have.
00:23:23We're going big.
00:23:24Yes.
00:23:25Awesome.
00:23:43They're nicer than I thought you were.
00:23:49My dad died jet skiing with his mistress in Jamaica when my mom was pregnant with me.
00:23:58There used to be a lot more jet ski accidents.
00:24:04Sacred inner space.
00:24:07We must be careful about who we allow to influence our fertile spirits.
00:24:13Especially as busy CEOs in the fast-paced world of corporate stationery.
00:24:21Did that work?
00:24:22Did that work?
00:24:23It is perfect.
00:24:24The CEOs are going to love it, and you'll be so grateful.
00:24:27Well, she better.
00:24:29Because, I mean, she hasn't actually paid me yet.
00:24:32I mean, that's the only reason I'm even here.
00:24:35She will.
00:24:35Don't worry.
00:24:36Because 20 grand will buy us a lot of bamboo sleeping mats.
00:24:39I'll chase the invoice.
00:24:40Make sure it's cash or check.
00:24:42Once we get to Devon tomorrow, we won't have Wi-Fi on the farm.
00:24:46Right then.
00:24:47Those stationary honchos are absolutely ravenous for your keynote speech.
00:24:52They're just in with the Reiki fella now.
00:24:53In the meantime, we need your phones.
00:24:58The frog shaming has a bit of a thing about 5G.
00:25:01And we like to keep these retreats as screen-free as possible.
00:25:08Anya, Whitney was just asking about her fee.
00:25:10Oh, all in hand.
00:25:11We just need to get you in for a quick aura assessment, Whitney.
00:25:14Mandatory for all guest practitioners.
00:25:17Oh, sorry, babe.
00:25:20The assessment's strictly confidential.
00:25:22No plus ones.
00:25:22Whitney would want me there.
00:25:24I don't, actually.
00:25:25Just stay here and practice breathing.
00:25:35Anya wrote me into helping out?
00:25:37I really didn't want to, but I used to owe her bail money for that thing in Falaraki, so...
00:25:41They're like the other guests.
00:25:47Um...
00:25:49Is that a pager?
00:25:50Sorry, I, uh, I'm needed in the, um...
00:25:54Clonic tent.
00:25:55So just wait here and I'll with me long.
00:26:07I just thought people might be home.
00:26:09A sleepover print.
00:26:12What was that?
00:26:13I'm sorry, okay?
00:26:15I don't fuck all about this woo-woo shit.
00:26:16It's very hard to improvise around a subject you know nothing about.
00:26:19Which is why you were sent a 35-page primer.
00:26:22Can confirm it was sent to your Gmail authors?
00:26:24It was home-a-block last weekend.
00:26:26Call yourself an ally.
00:26:27Fine.
00:26:28Let me summarize.
00:26:29Print.
00:26:29You probably need a refresher, too, so...
00:26:36Right, so the goal today is to deprogram Eddie and save her from Whitney's evil scheme.
00:26:41It's not as simple as just showing her the evidence we've found.
00:26:44Eddie has really drunk that kombucha Kool-Aid, so we need to be careful.
00:26:48But if we can keep her here and follow these simple steps I found on Reddit...
00:26:53Oh, I think we have a shot at success.
00:26:56I know it's a big fucking swing, but it's the least Eddie deserves.
00:26:59Which is why I stepped up to be the primary slash only financial backer and executive producer.
00:27:04Right.
00:27:04Thank you, Krent.
00:27:06We've got step one out of the way.
00:27:08We've got them separated.
00:27:09And Anya's holding Whitney off.
00:27:11For now.
00:27:12But we're on the clock, people.
00:27:14Whitney is getting on a secret fight early tomorrow morning.
00:27:16So we need to intercept today.
00:27:19Save Eddie and...
00:27:20And get her goddamn money back.
00:27:24I was getting to that.
00:27:26Eddie has transferred almost everything she has into Whitney's bank account so that she can buy this supposed farm in
00:27:33her name.
00:27:34But we know the pictures she showed Eddie are just the fifth result when you Google image search.
00:27:41English farm.
00:27:43Phone me.
00:27:44We need to get that money out of Whitney's account by EOD before it's gone forever.
00:27:51What's this kind of day?
00:27:52I've almost cracked Whitney's account, but I've come up against one final hurdle.
00:27:56The memorable question.
00:27:58What's the memorable question?
00:27:59First pet's name.
00:28:02He looks like a Larry.
00:28:04Try Larry.
00:28:05That is where Anya comes in.
00:28:10Ready to start the assessment?
00:28:13I've never seen equipment like this before.
00:28:16May I ask which practitioner this is informed by?
00:28:19Oh, I believe it was Savaya Subramaniyaswami who perfected the technique.
00:28:26Impressive.
00:28:27So, question one.
00:28:29What would you say your soul animal is?
00:28:34Soul animal.
00:28:36Damn, she's good.
00:28:37Okay then, team.
00:28:43Send in the interrogator.
00:28:49Jillian.
00:28:50Eddie.
00:28:51What a lovely surprise.
00:29:02Well now.
00:29:03It's been a while.
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06Sorry, did Anya invite you?
00:29:08Retirement, it turns out, is awfully boring.
00:29:11So I've been doing some light events catering.
00:29:14Keeps me busy.
00:29:16Would you like a cheese spoon?
00:29:18I made them this morning.
00:29:24Are you sure your mom can do this?
00:29:27When I was 17, I admitted to making her a drink at a wedding I hadn't even been at.
00:29:31What's her secret?
00:29:32Guilt.
00:29:33And crumbs.
00:29:35Ooh.
00:29:37Wow.
00:29:38Mm.
00:29:38That's so loose.
00:29:41So, Eddie, I hear you're moving to Devon tomorrow.
00:29:45Mm.
00:29:47We've bought a small farm.
00:29:50And we're going to live off the land and start an intentional community focused on inner peace.
00:29:56Make sure you finish that, love.
00:29:57It's bad luck to leave a scorn in half.
00:30:00And how can your friend Whitney afford a farm?
00:30:06We bought it together.
00:30:08That's nice.
00:30:0950-50 sort of a deal.
00:30:11And you've been down to have a look, I take it, before making any financial commitment.
00:30:19Wow.
00:30:20That was delicious.
00:30:24Really overwhelming.
00:30:27In a good way.
00:30:30Have another one.
00:30:32While they're fresh.
00:30:37Did you see that?
00:30:39That was good.
00:30:41Very, yeah.
00:30:42What was it there?
00:30:43The look on Eddie's face.
00:30:46It's the same look she gets when someone offers her a bump in the loo.
00:30:50She's not sure.
00:30:58Lucas, I don't want to get involved in the rift between you and Maggie.
00:31:03But I'm her mommy.
00:31:04And I've got to say one thing.
00:31:05What's she doing?
00:31:06You mean so much to Maggie.
00:31:08You're her family, Eddie.
00:31:11And I just...
00:31:12I worry about what will happen to her without you.
00:31:16How about what will happen to me?
00:31:20Quiet!
00:31:21Pull her out!
00:31:22And sit on her.
00:31:23Just go!
00:31:27Jesus!
00:31:29Jillian!
00:31:31I have spent a lot of my life looking after Maggie.
00:31:34You abandoned her, Eddie.
00:31:36Do you have any idea what that did to her?
00:31:39Jillian!
00:31:42There you are!
00:31:44Everything is ready for your acupuncture session with Sean Ness Café.
00:31:55Of course!
00:31:58We wouldn't want to keep Sean Ness Café wishing, would we?
00:32:14I recently discovered that I was a dog in most of my previous lives.
00:32:18And I must say, I think I recognise the scent of your astral trail, Whitney.
00:32:25Perhaps we were puppies together in Soviet Russia.
00:32:31Would that be something?
00:32:36Ever had a dog, Whitney?
00:32:38One.
00:32:39As a kid, her name was Baby.
00:32:41Baby!
00:32:43Is that?
00:32:44Baby.
00:32:45Yeah, Baby.
00:32:47Don't do that.
00:32:50No.
00:32:51I didn't know about the attempt they made.
00:32:54Oh, good!
00:32:58That was not what I asked you to do.
00:33:00I think you'll find it's exactly what you asked.
00:33:02Thank you very much.
00:33:03I sowed seeds of doubt.
00:33:04And then I had some time left over, so I thought I'd try and help.
00:33:07I'm not doing this for me, Mum.
00:33:08I'm doing it for Eddie.
00:33:08Of course you are, darling.
00:33:13Okay, time for stage three.
00:33:14In form.
00:33:15Ready to go?
00:33:16Toast, babe.
00:33:17I mean, if I was right about what an HDMI cable is.
00:33:19Wait, wait.
00:33:20Before we watch, I just want to say...
00:33:25From the moment I saw Flubber in my father's home theatre,
00:33:28I knew my future lay in the art of what the French call cinema.
00:33:32Oh, God, I knew I should have worked at this first.
00:33:52Hey, Eddie.
00:33:53Don't freak out.
00:33:54Sit down.
00:33:55Relax.
00:33:57In his seminal, 1981 paper, Cult Formation,
00:34:01the psychiatrist Robert J. Lifton observed
00:34:04that the most common, unifying feature of high-control groups
00:34:07is the presence of a charismatic leader,
00:34:10one who can't be questioned or held accountable for anything they do.
00:34:15Not bad.
00:34:17All of us can relate to having someone to look up to.
00:34:21For instance, if Madonna told me to plunge my hands into a bucket of hot piss,
00:34:26I'd say pass the bucket.
00:34:30But that doesn't mean I wouldn't regret it later, Eddie,
00:34:32when I'm scrubbing my hands under hot water
00:34:34trying to get the smell of piss off me.
00:34:37Once strictly a job for dirty white men.
00:34:41Cult leadership is now a viable option for people from all walks of life.
00:34:45Even hot girls.
00:34:51Shit, she's getting antsy.
00:34:52No, we knew this would happen, so...
00:34:54we also have to do this.
00:35:14What the fuck, Frank?
00:35:16Well, I did better than whatever that was.
00:35:18Get her off!
00:35:19This is gonna kill me!
00:35:22What were you thinking?
00:35:23I was thinking my audience needed some sugar with their medicine!
00:35:26I'm gonna kill her!
00:35:27I'm gonna kill her!
00:35:29Look, this isn't some fun bitch!
00:35:31This is Eddie's life!
00:35:32And if we fuck this up because you idiots
00:35:34can't do anything normally,
00:35:36then I might lose her for good this time,
00:35:37and I can't face that, okay?
00:35:40I can't face it!
00:35:43No, please!
00:35:44Just fucking focus!
00:35:50Just try, Larry.
00:35:52What?
00:35:53No!
00:35:54No, no!
00:35:55No.
00:35:57Gee, it must nearly be time for my talk.
00:35:59You've actually only been here for 20 minutes.
00:36:01The oral reading can really contort your sense of time.
00:36:05If you let it.
00:36:06My sense of time was specifically complimented on
00:36:09by a clockless monk I met in Peru.
00:36:15Wait.
00:36:16What's she doing?
00:36:22It's happening!
00:36:23Stage four, people!
00:36:24Come the fuck on!
00:36:35One sec.
00:36:37Gotta wrangle some lost herbalists.
00:36:39Time.
00:36:41Time.
00:36:57Getра.
00:37:088
00:37:0811
00:37:0811
00:37:0813
00:37:0813
00:37:08Oh, hey!
00:37:14Andy!
00:37:15Can you just check my crotch is dry?
00:37:18Is this for real?
00:37:23It's locked!
00:37:25What?
00:37:26It shouldn't be locked!
00:37:27Fuck!
00:37:27Ryan!
00:37:28Gillian!
00:37:29Andy, what?
00:37:31A baby is coming out of her!
00:37:33Fuck you!
00:37:35Quick, you!
00:37:38Where's Whitney?
00:37:38There's a map in your emails!
00:37:40No, I mean, she's not in the room!
00:37:46Help us, you prick!
00:37:49Shh, shh, shh!
00:37:50You'll be shouting like that!
00:37:51You might burst the baby!
00:37:53You need to distract me! Take my hand!
00:37:56Jog!
00:37:59Maggie, they need you!
00:38:00We'll find her!
00:38:03Help me!
00:38:07Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving!
00:38:09Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving!
00:38:12I'm leaving to build an intentional community with Whitney!
00:38:15That's kind of an extreme thing to do!
00:38:17It only seems extreme to you because you're not truly spiritual, please!
00:38:19I spent all of 2009 in an ashram in Croydon!
00:38:23No ad-libbing!
00:38:25It looks to me like you're doing what you always do!
00:38:30Running away!
00:38:32Running away?
00:38:33I don't think it will help!
00:38:34I don't think that will help!
00:38:35I think everything felt really hard!
00:38:38And you wanted to be someone else!
00:38:41You wanted a way to feel free and happy!
00:38:44And not constantly fighting anymore!
00:38:46I know what that's like!
00:38:48I get that, I really do, but...
00:38:50You know what my mum always says?
00:38:52Wherever you go...
00:38:54Wherever you go...
00:38:56There you are!
00:38:59You didn't have to do with the fucking accent!
00:39:04Oh shit!
00:39:23Now...
00:39:24I don't know exactly what that's supposed to smell like...
00:39:28I'm pretty sure...
00:39:30There is an apple juice!
00:39:32No!
00:39:33No!
00:39:34No!
00:39:36I'm a fucking bartender!
00:39:41Good point!
00:39:47Shit!
00:39:49She's loose!
00:39:50Quick!
00:39:51Quick! Somebody get eyes on Eddie!
00:39:52Eyes on Eddie!
00:39:55Who's this?
00:39:56Eddie?
00:39:58Listen to us!
00:40:00Oh my god!
00:40:01Oh my god, Eddie!
00:40:02These people locked me in a room!
00:40:03No, we didn't!
00:40:04There was no lock!
00:40:05We made very sure of that!
00:40:06Yeah!
00:40:06We used lies instead!
00:40:08Eddie!
00:40:08We need to get out of here!
00:40:10Like now!
00:40:11Her dad is alive!
00:40:16Ronald Hodgkiss, 66!
00:40:17Happily married to Angela Hodgkiss!
00:40:18Also 66!
00:40:19For over 40 years!
00:40:21That's a picture of him!
00:40:22That's a picture of him!
00:40:23With Whitney!
00:40:23Or Catherine!
00:40:24Since that's her real name actually!
00:40:26At a family reunion a few months ago!
00:40:29He messaged earlier asking if you might need a lift from the airport tomorrow!
00:40:33Didn't I say they would try and discredit me like this?
00:40:36They are demons and they want to block your path to the light!
00:40:38And she is also a failed slime influencer!
00:40:41She's actually a serial influencer which is really sad!
00:40:44All my friends are influencers without even trying to be!
00:40:47She keeps making online personas to scam people, Eddie!
00:40:50She's been doing it for years!
00:40:52I can't believe we're going to point this out!
00:40:54Look at her brand new teeth!
00:40:56They are insanely white!
00:40:58She looks like she's on Geordie Shore!
00:40:59She's not even a real healer!
00:41:00She's a liar!
00:41:01Our crystal necklace is our idiot!
00:41:02You should never trust him!
00:41:04Come on!
00:41:05Don't you see?
00:41:05She's a wolf!
00:41:08You're being insane!
00:41:09Stop it!
00:41:12Eddie!
00:41:12None of this was meant to hurt you!
00:41:14Maybe this wasn't the right way to go about it, but...
00:41:18I knew you needed to be un-brainwashed!
00:41:20And maybe we should have got an expert and we didn't have much time!
00:41:24And...
00:41:24Please, Eddie!
00:41:25I'm sorry!
00:41:26I didn't mean to make you feel, but...
00:41:27I'm trying to save you!
00:41:29I might be bad at it, but look, I'm trying!
00:41:36Is your dad alive?
00:41:39Depends what you mean by dad!
00:41:42I mean, is my birth father alive?
00:41:46Well, sure!
00:41:47So when you told me that you knew exactly how I felt, that you'd been on the same journey as
00:41:53me, and...
00:41:53And you knew how to fix me!
00:41:55That was just... marketing!
00:41:58No!
00:41:59Give Eddie her money back!
00:42:00You give it back and you leave, and let her family take care of her!
00:42:04If you're referring to the investment Eddie willingly made into our intentional community, then those funds have already been used
00:42:10to buy land!
00:42:11The land we decided to buy together!
00:42:13We know there's no land, Whitney!
00:42:15It doesn't exist!
00:42:19You know...
00:42:21I actually help people!
00:42:24And you all find that so challenging that you have to try and discredit me and make up all these
00:42:30lies!
00:42:30Oh, we are the liars!
00:42:32And you are the one with the made-up name!
00:42:35You know what?
00:42:35Why don't you go and shove a crystal dildo up your hole, Catherine?
00:42:39No!
00:42:39I've had to deal with this kind of prejudice ever since I began healing others!
00:42:46Much like...
00:42:47Much like Jesus Christ himself!
00:42:49Who?
00:42:51Much like Jesus Christ himself had to endure!
00:42:55And if requiring some financial compensation for the burden I carry with me every day for being a bearer of
00:43:04light is a bad thing to you?
00:43:06Well...
00:43:06That says everything about you people!
00:43:09And how little you value enlightenment!
00:43:13I mean...
00:43:15What do you offer each other?
00:43:20Loads!
00:43:25Because I...
00:43:26Can take you to the light!
00:43:37Let's go!
00:43:55Really?
00:43:57You're gonna believe these freaks over me?
00:44:01The person who saved you?
00:44:10You know, one day, I will ascend to the celestial heaven that's waiting for me.
00:44:16And I will look down on all of you from my throne of purity.
00:44:22With my childhood cat Choo Choo by my side because I know...
00:44:26She's waiting for me.
00:44:30And I will watch y'all...
00:44:33Burn!
00:44:36Come back here, Finn!
00:44:43Oh, God!
00:44:48What...
00:44:50A day!
00:44:52What?
00:44:54Anya?
00:44:55Are you not pregnant?
00:44:57Not anymore.
00:44:59Well...
00:44:59So where's the baby?
00:45:01At home.
00:45:03Sins!
00:45:04Sins so fast!
00:45:06And she jumped through a really high window...
00:45:08Do you know if she's ever been in Cirque du Soleil or something?
00:45:11Which...
00:45:11Which...
00:45:12And say what?
00:45:14Hi!
00:45:15I'm a fucking idiot who gave all my money to a white girl who owns clip-in dreadlocks!
00:45:20They can't do anything!
00:45:21I gave her that money!
00:45:22Hey!
00:45:31Ryan?
00:45:33Was I in a tiny cult?
00:45:35A bit, yeah.
00:45:38It's alright, Eddie.
00:45:39We've all found ourselves in a pyramid scheme or two.
00:45:42And this...
00:45:43This was the only way to fucking tell me that!
00:45:53Let's talk.
00:45:56Just you and me.
00:45:58I don't wanna do that.
00:46:00Eddie, please, just...
00:46:03Just give me one night.
00:46:07I don't wanna be here.
00:46:08Well, we can leave.
00:46:10We can go somewhere else.
00:46:12I...
00:46:13Where?
00:46:28I was in your dream last night.
00:46:32I came to tell you everything.
00:46:36Everything takes so fast.
00:46:40It takes so strong.
00:46:44It takes so strong.
00:46:46I love them how I feel.
00:46:52I hope you understand...
00:46:55I'm sorry, we're closed for a private function.
00:46:57Well, tell them all the staff.
00:46:58Look, my boyfriend sucks and I need to drink to forget he eats this.
00:47:01That way when I next see him it will be a nice surprise.
00:47:04Uh...
00:47:04We went to see the hangover too and afterwards all I said was that men aren't as funny as they
00:47:07think they are and they kicked off.
00:47:09Why are men so wet?
00:47:10Why is it so fucking quiet in here?
00:47:13You're at a wake.
00:47:18Fuck.
00:47:19Wasn't anyone young or important, was it?
00:47:21Nah, just my dad.
00:47:24Oh my god.
00:47:25Oh, Eddie, I am so sorry for your loss.
00:47:27You know, your dad loved you so much.
00:47:29Thanks, Angie Babs.
00:47:30He was always so proud of you.
00:47:34Oh, would you like a...
00:47:35Double chucking coat please, babes.
00:47:37I'll bring it over.
00:47:38Oh, thank you.
00:47:41I have crashed your funeral.
00:47:43I think it's called a wake if there's booze.
00:47:46You don't happen to have any kind of trap door.
00:47:48You could open beneath me or...
00:47:50This isn't gonna work.
00:47:52A highlighter of our friendship isn't gonna make everything okay.
00:47:54I know, I know what's more complicated than...
00:47:56The fact that the way we met is funny and adorable doesn't mean that we're supposed to be in each
00:47:59other's lives forever.
00:47:59I know, Eddie.
00:48:03Why don't you just sit?
00:48:08One sec.
00:48:24It's just a glass.
00:48:25It's not safe.
00:48:29Oh my god.
00:48:35Is that from when Ryan was in his...
00:48:42Starlight Express era.
00:48:43I'm gonna stay with Jay.
00:48:44No, Eddie Jay's...
00:48:45Jay.
00:48:46Moved to Arizona to prepare for the apocalypse.
00:48:51Can I please borrow your phone?
00:48:53I need to Google free accommodation London.
00:48:54Well, that is a one way to take it to sex trafficking so I want to say no.
00:49:00You promised me one night I...
00:49:24You promised me one night I...
00:49:33Of all the old man pubs and all of mid-recession Dalston I walked into yours.
00:49:39You realize my dad's wake might not be the hilarious memory that you think it is?
00:49:42What?
00:49:44Why wasn't the one laughing?
00:49:49So, what I'm gonna do is quietly and respectfully tiptoe out of here and you never have to see me
00:49:54again.
00:49:54I don't think so.
00:49:55It would just look weird if you leave so quickly.
00:49:57Oh, come on.
00:49:57You need to work on your mourner persona.
00:49:59Are you a relative?
00:50:01Ooh, secret family.
00:50:03Uh...
00:50:03Maybe I could be like a young runaway your dad took in.
00:50:08God, sorry. It's really hard to work with the age difference.
00:50:11I haven't laughed in so long that my face actually hurts.
00:50:28I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
00:50:32Theodora.
00:50:33And it's over.
00:50:34Theodora, my glass has been empty for an hour.
00:50:37I wish you'd go around to do top-ups.
00:50:39I'm actually at my father's wake in more of a personal capacity, as much as I valued him as an
00:50:43employer.
00:50:43But you're welcome to do it.
00:50:45Or, Jay?
00:50:46No, your brother needs to get back to work before the US markets open and I need to be available
00:50:50for people.
00:50:51Eddie, I...
00:50:53am the widow.
00:50:55You divorced him 15 years ago.
00:50:57Who's this?
00:50:59Uh...
00:50:59Maureen Johnson.
00:51:01Um, good friend of the deceased.
00:51:03Cam.
00:51:04Cam.
00:51:05The deceased was his golf nickname.
00:51:07Camry didn't play golf.
00:51:09Funny.
00:51:09He never mentioned an ex-wife.
00:51:11Not once in all our golf times.
00:51:17Brave to go after my mum.
00:51:19We've just met.
00:51:20Are you too close?
00:51:21Like sisters.
00:51:23Buffet emergency.
00:51:24Sorry, but we are headed straight for a sausage roll, drow Eddie.
00:51:28Now, I can go to the big saints.
00:51:30No, it wasn't sausage rolls.
00:51:31No?
00:51:31No.
00:51:32Dad hated sausage rolls.
00:51:33He said they looked like flaky dicks.
00:51:34It was...
00:51:35We are headed straight for a scotch egg drow, Eddie.
00:51:38Now, I can go to the big saints, for example.
00:51:39Will, this is Maureen.
00:51:41Maggie.
00:51:42Donovan.
00:51:42What shall I tell you?
00:51:43This is Maggie.
00:51:44She's a funeral crusher.
00:51:46This is my best friend, Will.
00:51:47Ew!
00:51:48Your best friend isn't mine.
00:51:50Good God, aren't you?
00:51:52You have to admit, though, it felt like we were destined to meet.
00:51:54Why?
00:51:55Because you made me laugh when I was sad.
00:51:57When he always said...
00:51:58Oh, come on.
00:51:58She always said, use fun as a tool to keep me captive.
00:52:01Well, that's insane.
00:52:01Her point was that you deflect with jokes to avoid the real shit.
00:52:05I don't avoid the real shit, Eddie. I can't.
00:52:08Just learnt that having a sense of humour about that kind of stuff is sort of crucial for survival.
00:52:13Sitting in the misery won't make the misery go away.
00:52:16I know I might not be your classic version of a support sister, but I do support you.
00:52:21Like, when you first took over Wet Mouth.
00:52:23Is that a new nickname?
00:52:24It's gross.
00:52:26But you should rename the poem.
00:52:28No one wants to get fucked up in the red lion.
00:52:31Lions are orange.
00:52:34I haven't decided yet.
00:52:35Like, I'd have to leave law school.
00:52:37Eddie, anyone can be a lawyer, but not everyone gets to run a cool bar.
00:52:39It's not cool.
00:52:40Yeah, but it could be.
00:52:41All you have to do is, like, get someone from Vice to DJ once a month and make sure the
00:52:45bathrooms are disgusting.
00:52:47What are you doing?
00:52:48Just come up here.
00:52:51You got any stiggies?
00:52:53Hmm.
00:53:06Make a wish, bitch.
00:53:09It's like you're campaigning to be the mayor of my life.
00:53:12None of this is relevant.
00:53:13Stop doing that.
00:53:15It's fucking pointless.
00:53:17Being your friend is hard fucking work, Maggie.
00:53:19You're just ignoring all the times you...
00:53:22Are you okay?
00:53:23You okay?
00:53:24You look hungover.
00:53:25I'm fine.
00:53:25Thank you for saying I look like shit.
00:53:28Oh, sorry.
00:53:30I asked for two glasses.
00:53:32You won't give me one.
00:53:34I had zero living family who could support me in any real way.
00:53:37I know.
00:53:38And then suddenly dropped on my lap.
00:53:39It was a massive responsibility.
00:53:41The bar.
00:53:41You!
00:53:42Robert Downey Jr.
00:53:43Unconfirmed, but I see it.
00:53:45Carrie Fisher.
00:53:46Legend.
00:53:47Vincent Van Gogh.
00:53:48No way.
00:53:49Do not cut off your ear.
00:53:51I will try.
00:53:52Mel Gibson.
00:53:53They can't all be good.
00:53:55Kurt Cobain.
00:53:55I know you girls say having a disgusting toilet makes the bar cooler, but there's got
00:54:00to be limits to that, don't we think?
00:54:01Can you just leave out the ones who kill themselves?
00:54:03Yeah.
00:54:04Uhhh.
00:54:08Great.
00:54:09Sinead O'Connor.
00:54:10What about her?
00:54:11I'm finding cool celebrities with bipolar disorder to cheer Maggie up.
00:54:14Hm.
00:54:15Well, the first thing to do is find the best treatment.
00:54:17Get you into a routine.
00:54:20I think moving in with me would do you world good in that respect.
00:54:23No way.
00:54:24Just when you...
00:54:24No.
00:54:25I don't want you to be alone while you're...
00:54:29What if something...
00:54:35I can stay with her for a bit.
00:54:38Oh, look, it's fine.
00:54:39I'm...
00:54:39No, no, no.
00:54:39It'll be a nice change from upstairs.
00:54:42I've got so many rats now.
00:54:43I might need to build some sort of home for them.
00:54:45Oh.
00:54:50That cool?
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:54Grant.
00:54:55That's it.
00:54:57That's it.
00:54:59Do you have any jobs going?
00:55:01I can't do this anymore.
00:55:04Oh, my God.
00:55:07The six months that Annie worked here were the drunkest of my life.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:11I know.
00:55:11I lived with you for most of them.
00:55:14Right.
00:55:16That must have been a lot for you.
00:55:17I get it.
00:55:19You don't get it, Maggie.
00:55:20How could you?
00:55:21I do.
00:55:21No, you don't.
00:55:22You have never had to be responsible for anyone else in your whole life.
00:55:27Where are you?
00:55:27You're pissing.
00:55:47How's it looking, Amir?
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:50Something or someone has given birth in the sink, but other than that, I'm not the same.
00:55:55Look, I know you think this friendship has been about you looking after me, and I get that, but...
00:56:00I look after you two.
00:56:02No, you don't.
00:56:02I do, Eddie.
00:56:03Just because my care looks different to yours.
00:56:05Name one time you've looked after me successfully.
00:56:07What other than today?
00:56:08Maggie.
00:56:09Fine.
00:56:13Exactly.
00:56:14Well, just give me a minute.
00:56:19Okay.
00:56:20How about that time you...
00:56:21They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:24Okay, go on.
00:56:26That's not what happened.
00:56:27They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:31Okay, go on.
00:56:31Hold on.
00:56:32My point still stands.
00:56:33You're making it sound like a bigger deal than it was because you always change the narrative to suit you.
00:56:38No, I don't.
00:56:38You change so many details.
00:56:40Eddie.
00:56:43My memory is fucked from years of being on lithium.
00:56:47I'm sorry. It's not intentional. It's not malicious. I just...
00:56:51I can't remember every detail of every moment, and that makes me sad sometimes, but yeah.
00:56:56Can't be helped.
00:56:58It's not on purpose.
00:57:02I'm sorry if it's too much.
00:57:05I'm sorry if I lent on you. I honestly didn't know I was doing it.
00:57:08I just didn't have the tools to...
00:57:11I didn't have any tools.
00:57:13It's like I was trying to fix an engine with my bare hands and no YouTube.
00:57:18I'm sorry you had to be like the...
00:57:21Farmer Hoggett to my babe.
00:57:38That's my second Regina of the night. It's party shacks!
00:57:44I'm sorry.
00:57:46I'm sorry.
00:57:48I'm sorry.
00:57:50I'm sorry.
00:57:51I'm sorry.
00:57:52I'm sorry.
00:57:52I'm sorry.
00:57:52Sometimes I think it was more like...
00:57:54The babe leading the babe.
00:57:56And she's trying to feel the same way in her room for her.
00:57:59I'll do it.
00:58:02You know...
00:58:02I'll do it.
00:58:02And take it a bit.
00:58:03I'll do it a bit.
00:58:12I'll do it a bit.
00:58:27Okay, maybe my shitty memory only remembers the good things, but
00:58:32the night you will miss
00:58:34when we
00:58:35This is definitely the best shag I've ever had, including women, which is very unusual.
00:58:45Congratulations, it's all about the knuckles.
00:58:47The knuckles!
00:58:50It would be classic Anya to like that, though.
00:58:53You made a cute speech.
00:58:55Did I?
00:58:55I don't remember.
00:58:56Oh, come on.
00:58:57No, I don't.
00:58:58I told you, I'm basically Dory from Finding Nemo if she also had a mood disorder.
00:59:03You said something like...
00:59:05Here ye, here ye.
00:59:07I have known Miss Theodora Rushton for six years now,
00:59:11and in that time she has made my life infinitely better.
00:59:15Oh, this is serious, one.
00:59:17On top of that, she has single-handedly turned wet mouth
00:59:20into the three-time motherfucking Halloween...
00:59:24I have seen you deal with every setback, every angry drunk man, every pile of puke in the bathroom like
00:59:38it's nothing, but I know, we know, it's not nothing, it's amazing.
00:59:45Eddie, you are the coolest, strongest, smartest person I know, and I really fucking love you.
00:59:53No, I can't.
00:59:54No, you have to feel feelings.
00:59:55No, I don't.
00:59:55Tickle her until she feels feelings.
00:59:57You must feel feelings.
00:59:59Oh, hey-ya!
01:00:23I can't believe that's how we met him, and now that bitch is literally the executive of my will.
01:00:28I know. I know. Could've been a kid or a furry for all he knew.
01:00:34That's not a great example, by the way.
01:00:36What?
01:00:37Of you being an amazing friend. It doesn't really support your argument.
01:00:40My argument?
01:00:41Yeah, because that night ended when you...
01:00:42Is he on any medication? Do we know?
01:00:45Hello? Medication?
01:00:47Yeah, yeah.
01:00:48We're not on drugs!
01:00:50It was only meds.
01:00:52I wasn't supposed to drink on them, but...
01:00:54But you did, and I don't get to be angry about that, because it's like, oh, Maggie has bipolar, she
01:00:59can't help it, it's not her fault, so then I have to bury my feelings.
01:01:02I never asked you to bury me.
01:01:03That night was supposed to be about Dad, so he could see that everything was okay.
01:01:09I didn't know that.
01:01:11Because it's stupid.
01:01:13Can't see anything.
01:01:15He's dead.
01:01:19Your feelings aren't stupid, Eddie.
01:01:22It matters to me if I've hurt you.
01:01:25There's always a reason you can't show up for me, Maggie.
01:01:29If you're referring to what happened last year...
01:01:43If you're talking about what happened last year...
01:01:47I had lithium poisoning.
01:01:51I had too much lithium in my blood because my doctor prescribed the wrong amount.
01:01:55And that's the truth.
01:01:58I was trying really hard to get better when that happened.
01:02:01I still am.
01:02:03It's a lot of work, it's every day, but I am so much better now.
01:02:09You don't seem better.
01:02:10Sorry, Eddie, but you don't know that.
01:02:12You haven't been here, and when you've been here, you've been...
01:02:15Brainwashed by a coin artist?
01:02:16You just...
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:22You must feel...
01:02:25I can't think of a better word than insane.
01:02:31You know what that's like?
01:02:33When your reality turns out not to be real.
01:02:37It happened to me.
01:02:40It follows me every day, I try and forget it, and...
01:02:43I can't.
01:02:49Call an ambulance, for God's sake!
01:02:51Didn't you know she was out there?
01:02:53God, I...
01:02:54Did you...
01:02:55You'll be alright.
01:02:57You'll be alright now.
01:02:58Jillian wasn't there.
01:03:01Yes, she was. I called her.
01:03:02No, you didn't.
01:03:05Okay.
01:03:06Okay.
01:03:07Let's go in there.
01:03:08Yeah, make it up.
01:03:10Okay.
01:03:12Take it.
01:03:13Okay.
01:03:15Here you go.
01:03:17Okay.
01:03:22Hi, Jillian, it's Will.
01:03:25Um, can you meet me at Wilmington Hospital?
01:03:28He's never said anything.
01:03:38How do you know that?
01:03:41How do you know what happened?
01:03:44He called me from the hospital while I was at the airport.
01:03:47Oh.
01:03:50So you knew before you even left?
01:03:53You knew I'd been poisoned and you didn't even drop me a DM.
01:03:56It's...
01:03:56Is that how much you hate me?
01:03:59I missed your abortion because I was poisoned,
01:04:02but you abandoned me because you wanted to go on holiday.
01:04:05That's not it.
01:04:05Yeah, it kind of seems like it is.
01:04:07I had to go, Maggie.
01:04:08I had to.
01:04:09Why?
01:04:10So you could go and smoke weed with mind control therapy?
01:04:12No, because I was fucked.
01:04:14I was so fucked and I just lost everything
01:04:17and I didn't know how to cope with that.
01:04:18And I couldn't stay here and sit in the mess of it
01:04:20because I'm fucking weak.
01:04:24I'm so weak that instead of dealing with my shit,
01:04:26I found someone who told me they could make it better
01:04:28and I let them tell me what to think.
01:04:30I mean, what the fuck?
01:04:33I know I'm not soft.
01:04:35And I know I don't seem like someone to be gentle with,
01:04:38but I am.
01:04:41My sad looks very different to your sad,
01:04:43but it's still very real and it still fucking hurts.
01:04:51I'm a mess.
01:04:53And a fraud.
01:04:54And a loser.
01:04:57You don't want me, Maggie.
01:04:58I can't help you.
01:05:05When the sun will fill the sky.
01:05:08So, thank you so much for having me.
01:05:12Oh, you're more than welcome.
01:05:13Theodora, can you fetch the microphone?
01:05:16I think now's the time for my amazing grace.
01:05:20Oh, damn, I'm sad to miss that.
01:05:21Oh.
01:05:23You know, I thought this was going to be the worst day of my life.
01:05:28And it wasn't.
01:05:31And I think that might be because of you, you know,
01:05:34distracting me with how insanely inappropriate you are.
01:05:43Any time.
01:05:54I'm so sorry.
01:05:57I'm so sorry, Maggie.
01:06:24I'm so sorry.
01:06:25So about the baby.
01:06:28Two pigs are brighter than one, anyway.
01:06:39Get behind the bar.
01:06:43I'm not really in the mood to make cocktails.
01:06:45Oh, come on.
01:06:45Just...
01:06:46Just trust me, come on.
01:06:48Okay.
01:07:09Hi.
01:07:10Uh, could I get a drink?
01:07:13I'm on the run from a screening of The Hangover 2,
01:07:15which I inexplicably attended with the ex who told me to go on the Dukan diet.
01:07:19Hey!
01:07:20This doesn't happen to be your dad's wake, does it?
01:07:25Oh.
01:07:28It is, yeah, but, uh, please don't let that stop you hanging out here for hours.
01:07:37For what?
01:07:38We're just going to start again?
01:07:40No, I mean...
01:07:42We can't.
01:07:44It's done as done, like...
01:07:46I'm a nightmare.
01:07:48You're a nightmare.
01:07:50There's no cure for that.
01:07:53But...
01:07:56We can't decide that we love each other.
01:08:00That we need each other.
01:08:03Move on.
01:08:05Together.
01:08:09Can I move in with you?
01:08:12Of course.
01:08:14And everything will be alright?
01:08:19You're all I have now, Mikey.
01:08:46You're all I have now, Mikey.
01:08:51If I had words to make a day for you
01:09:03I'd sing you a morning
01:09:08I got you
01:09:09I would make this day last for all time
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