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04:08¡Oh!
04:13¡Can I help youolo!
04:14¡Oh, yeah.
04:14May I ask you guys something?
04:17¡Ocross!.
04:18Do you think that Aam was upset that it didn't do more
04:21for his 20th?
04:22No.
04:23Now, I think he might.
04:26I feel like that totally summarizes our whole relationship.
04:31We're constantly misinterpreting each other, I'll think that he's,
04:38No, no, no, no, no.
05:04No, no, no, no.
05:34No, no, no, no, no.
06:00No, you won't.
06:01Well, I guess it varies state to state.
06:03Yeah, all I know is that I'm really looking forward to some time in nature to clear my head.
06:07You know what I mean?
06:08Thanks, pal.
06:08What are you doing?
06:09Oh.
06:10Who's driving?
06:11Me.
06:11Yeah, it's one of the perks of the 20-year club.
06:13You don't have to drive anymore.
06:14Hey.
06:14Don't worry.
06:15He's going to stay in the van.
06:15Okay.
06:16Yeah, yeah.
06:16That's fine by me, man.
06:19So, I finally finished Game of Thrones.
06:21Oh, yeah?
06:21For the second time.
06:22So, I'm going to binge the Bible.
06:23Oh.
06:23Complete unabridged audio book.
06:25Did you know it's the highest selling book of all time?
06:27Mm-hmm.
06:27Did know that, yeah.
06:28Sold more copies than Da Vinci Code, which is also about Jesus, so I guess it's extended Bible
06:32universe.
06:32You mean, uh, Christianity?
06:33No spoilers.
06:35Let's go.
06:38Oh.
06:38Oh.
06:39Oh.
06:40Oh.
06:40Oh.
06:41Oh.
06:41Oh, man.
06:43What are you doing here?
06:44Well, what you said about keeping Major Shaw in the army got me thinking.
06:48Oh, so you came to help me?
06:49Hell no.
06:49No, no, no.
06:50I just realized how much Shaw means to you, so I'm going to make sure you fail, and at
06:54the end of this desperate attempt, he decides to retire.
06:59Guess what?
07:00What?
07:00You're not invited.
07:00Being top of the chain of command, I get to invite myself wherever I wish to go.
07:05As a matter of fact, I crashed nine weddings this year and didn't bring a single gift.
07:10Oh, and also, I've invited a couple of lifers along that, uh, you know.
07:15Come on, man.
07:17Merkle and Funt, they're going to ruin the whole trip.
07:20Mm-hmm.
07:20Funt never talks, but his body makes so many noises.
07:24Let's go, boys.
07:27General.
07:28Lieutenant Colonel.
07:29Oh, and Major Karisma.
07:31What a treat.
07:32Slide over.
07:32Oh.
07:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:33Come on.
07:34Okay.
07:34You're coming along, too?
07:35Absolutely, because we're going to have some fun, my friend.
07:43Yep.
07:43You think the army made a man out of you now?
07:45Wait till you become a lifer.
07:46When you reject civilization completely and all its temptations, that's when your body
07:50allows you to get into peak physical condition.
07:53All right.
07:58Oh, that was fun.
07:59Why don't we fight with these anymore?
08:01Because we're lost as a society.
08:12And now, the Bible, written by God, read by Hank Azaria.
08:17In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
08:20Now, the earth was formless and empty.
08:23Darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the spirit of God was hovering over the
08:27waters.
08:28Let there be light.
08:30And there was light.
08:31Damn, it's a love start.
08:35You're right.
08:36This is much better than doing it in bed, but we can still do our favorite spaghetti and
08:39meatballs.
08:39That's so funny.
08:40I've never seen him eat that one time.
08:43Well, it was more my favorite.
08:45And then he started making it for me, and now we just always eat it together.
08:48Cute.
08:49Yeah.
08:49Yeah, we could do that.
08:50We could have Shaw make your spaghetti and meatballs for his celebration dinner, or just
08:57spitballing.
08:58I do know that there is a really authentic Indian place in town that Shaw really loves.
09:02He says it reminds me of his grandmother's cooking.
09:04Oh.
09:05So that's just an option.
09:07Yeah.
09:08Great.
09:08Okay, that's perfect, because I actually already ordered it.
09:10And they threw in the utensils for free.
09:12Woo.
09:13You are doing such a good job.
09:14This is just going to be amazing.
09:16You're crushing it.
09:17I'll see you later.
09:18Okay.
09:23Look at you losers, sweating your asses off.
09:26And not me.
09:26I got three layers on.
09:28I haven't sweat a drop.
09:29That might be a pituitary issue, sir.
09:31You should probably check that out.
09:31No, it's not.
09:32It's a control issue.
09:33I have power over my body.
09:36Ah, no thanks.
09:37I don't really like to drink that much.
09:38It makes me yell.
09:40Well, if you're not yelling, are you really saying anything?
09:42You know what?
09:42Whatever.
09:43I'm not driving.
09:44There you go.
09:47Wow.
09:47Wow!
09:49Okay, here we go.
09:50Yeah, there it is.
09:50This is what it's all about.
09:51This is the life, baby.
09:52It sure is.
09:53You know what?
09:54Let's make this a little more interesting with a little unfriendly competition that I learned
09:57from a couple of enlisted men.
09:59And never have I ever had my highest rank be colonel or lone.
10:05So drink up, you subordinate losers.
10:13Refusing to budge, the donkey turned to his owner and began to speak.
10:16Hey, did you not see the angel in the road?
10:20Talking donkeys?
10:22The Bible's like Shrek.
10:24Shrek had a lot of animal sacrifice.
10:27Well, never have I ever launched a full-scale attack on a flock of geese.
10:33They were invading our airspace.
10:35They were migraines.
10:36They were migraines.
10:37Hey, dude.
10:37Oh, my God.
10:38I think I'm done.
10:39It's getting a little hot in here.
10:40I'm going to...
10:40No, no, no.
10:41What are you talking about?
10:41This is the brother.
10:42This is how we have fun, right?
10:45Make each other laugh.
10:46This is what you have to look forward to when you're a lifer.
10:48And we know we can trust you because you're an honorable and trustworthy person.
10:51You wouldn't abandon us, quit, and take some stupid civilian job.
10:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:57Is that what this is about?
10:59Did you guys find out that I met with a transition officer?
11:01Well, nothing happens on my base without my knowing about it.
11:03Yeah, so we know you're leaving me.
11:05Us.
11:06The Army.
11:08I haven't decided anything, okay?
11:10This is a really tough choice, and I just met with a transition officer because Celeste wanted me to.
11:15She's leaving the Army, and she wanted me to take my 20 and retire and possibly save our marriage.
11:21And I'm saying it's time to get rid of your ball and chain.
11:24What?
11:24The colonel, of course.
11:26I am tired, old man.
11:27What are you starting now?
11:28I'm tired of your stuff.
11:29Tired.
11:29You're constantly riding me.
11:30Because you do.
11:31All you need to be rid of this.
11:31Oh, really?
11:32Yeah, exactly.
11:33I can't.
11:33I just can't anymore.
11:34It's too much.
11:35It's too much for me.
11:36Stop.
11:36Stop.
11:37You know what?
11:37I just wanted a night in the woods.
11:38That's it.
11:39Me, some axes, good times.
11:41My future might be hanging in the balance.
11:43But one thing I do know for certain is that I don't want to end up sad and alone,
11:46eating beans in a tent in some sick competition with my sworn enemy,
11:49because I don't have any wives left.
11:51But that's because he's a narcissist.
11:52Oh, he's the narcissist.
11:53You're both narcissists.
11:54I told you drinking makes me yell.
12:02Hey.
12:03Hey.
12:04How's it going?
12:05Good.
12:05What's up?
12:06So, um, yeah.
12:08I could really use Rick Silver's number right now.
12:10You put his number in my phone for safekeeping, and remember what we agreed to?
12:14That it had to be World War III, and I would only get it if I wanted one last ride
12:17before the world ended.
12:18And is it World War III?
12:19No, but it's close, okay?
12:20I can't stop myself from helping Celeste try to save her marriage to a guy that I have fallen for.
12:26I offered to write her speech.
12:27What?
12:27Why would you do that to yourself?
12:29Because she couldn't find any word that rhymed with obligation.
12:31I can't help myself.
12:32Yeah.
12:32But you can help me.
12:33And Rick Silver is not the answer.
12:35He is a CIA liar who destroys your life like it's a foreign leftist government.
12:40I'm sorry.
12:40I'm not giving you his number.
12:41Kind of.
12:42Yeah.
12:44Do you know anything that rhymes with obligation?
12:45Frustration.
12:46Actually, do you have a pen?
12:47Girl, that's a less write her own speech.
12:49Go get my pen.
12:50A 15-mile hike over uneven ground.
12:53I've done worse.
12:54One of them.
12:55Not one of them.
12:57I can live my life in all I ride.
12:59Ow!
13:00Ow!
13:00Ow!
13:01Ow!
13:01Ow!
13:01Ow!
13:02Ow!
13:03Oh, this is bad.
13:09Shaw, I know you're mad, but you can't leave me alone with these turds.
13:13All right, man?
13:14They're driving me crazy.
13:18Shaw!
13:21Hey, Shaw!
13:24Look, I told him the truth.
13:26Army life is hard.
13:27Yeah, which is how we like it.
13:28Yes, yes, we do.
13:29But you know what?
13:30Let me ask you.
13:31Did you ever once think about leaving after 20 years?
13:34No.
13:35Me neither.
13:35That's our answer.
13:37And as much as I would love to wound you, he's got to find it on his own.
13:42What, are you Buddha now?
13:43Do me a favor.
13:44Just focus on the search and try not to declare war on the geese.
13:48Seth?
13:49Uh, Plunt.
13:50He has a breathing issue.
13:52He had a handful of vertebrae removed, and now his neck is too short.
13:55What, like a pug?
13:56Mm.
13:57Oh, my God.
13:58Help!
13:59Two o'clock.
14:00Hey.
14:01Oh, yes.
14:04Uh, I sprained my ankle.
14:06I can't really put any pressure on it.
14:07Can you call for help?
14:08We don't call for help.
14:10We are the help.
14:12General, you remember how to make a stretcher?
14:13Plunt, stop breathing and find some branches.
14:17Oh.
14:18Ah.
14:18Three miles down and one to go.
14:20Oh.
14:21Ah.
14:22Hey.
14:23All right, guys.
14:23Let him down here.
14:26Let me see.
14:27I got a signal.
14:28Oh.
14:28Yep, I do.
14:32Come on, Papadakis.
14:33Let's go.
14:34Let's go.
14:34And before me was a pale horse, and the rider was death.
14:39What?
14:41Death was riding the horse?
14:44Dude.
14:45The Bible is everything.
14:48Papadakis, you're having one job.
14:50We're going to have to carry you the last mile or so.
14:52Here we go.
14:53One, two, three.
14:55You ready?
14:56Yep.
14:57Don't worry.
14:58Only the last half is uphill.
14:59Here we go.
15:09He's coming.
15:09He's coming.
15:12Surprise!
15:15You did this all for me?
15:16Oh, 20 years is a big deal.
15:18Do you want a drink?
15:19Um, after falling down a hill and crying in a pile of leaves, I can confidently say I'm
15:24never going to drink again.
15:25So, Shirley Temple.
15:26Here, sit down.
15:27Sit.
15:28Congratulations, man.
15:29Yes.
15:31This is crazy.
15:32You look a lot better than you did in the van.
15:35Ah, yeah.
15:36Appreciate that.
15:36Yeah, it was...
15:37And, sir, I wanted to tell you something.
15:39What?
15:39Do you have weak ankles?
15:40I knew that the first time I saw you walking a basketball court.
15:42Okay, please.
15:43I've seen oak trees with more lateral movement than you.
15:45What I was trying to say is that, I don't know if I'm going to stay in the army, but
15:49I know that I was wrong.
15:52I would be proud to be one of you.
15:56Listen, I was wrong is what Davidson would be saying if he was here, because everything
16:00that went wrong on this trip was his fault.
16:02The thing I did want to say to you is, I think you should take some time to really think
16:05about this, because it's not just like vaguely your future.
16:08This is like the rest of your life.
16:09So, I think you should share it with something that sees you for who you are and shares your
16:13passion and your values.
16:14Whether that's the U.S. Army or something else.
16:17Like my wife?
16:18Yeah, he could be a person.
16:20You know, he could be a person.
16:21You biting your tongue right now?
16:22No.
16:23Cheek.
16:24Hmm.
16:25If I bit down in this heart of my tongue, I'd lose it.
16:29Hello.
16:30Hi.
16:30I want to thank everybody for coming out here to celebrate Abe.
16:38I'm sorry.
16:39I can't pull myself away.
16:40Dead Sea Scrolls just dropped.
16:41And there's like a lot of debate on the message boards whether it's canon or not.
16:43Uh, Abe, there's nobody like you.
16:47You're obsessed with Broadway shows, but you don't want anyone to know.
16:51Like we don't hear you singing Suddenly Seymour in the laundry room.
16:54We can.
16:55You only own one bowl and you wash it.
16:57After every use.
16:58An impressive system that we should all follow.
17:00The thing I love most about you is your unique ability to be there for us without us knowing
17:08it.
17:09You support us.
17:10You make us feel like we're doing it all on our own.
17:13You're the sky, the moon, the grass.
17:18You don't demand attention, but nothing would be the same without you.
17:22My life wouldn't be the same without you.
17:23So, uh, let's all raise our glasses to Abe.
17:31Is that okay?
17:32Thank you for that.
17:33Okay.
17:34Back to this.
17:35Yeah.
17:37Ooh, biryani?
17:39Yes.
17:40The alugobi?
17:41Let it go.
17:42Careful with that.
17:43Hop, hop.
17:44I'll get better at it.
17:45Okay.
17:46All right.
17:46Look, Celeste, I know things have been a little tricky for us, and I know we've been talking
17:49a lot about, um, whether a future together makes sense.
17:53Right.
17:53And, um, after that toast, it just confirmed it.
17:56I mean, you understand me more than I was sure of before, and so now I know that we can
18:01make a...
18:01I didn't write the toast.
18:03Or plan this magical night.
18:05Maggie did.
18:07Maggie?
18:07I'm so sorry.
18:09I know that I messed up, and I wanted to make it right, but I didn't really know where
18:13to start, and I've just been having such a hard time.
18:20Yeah.
18:21Yeah.
18:23It shouldn't be this much work.
18:26No.
18:28No one can say we didn't try.
18:29We tried so hard.
18:30I mean, we wore those marriage counselors out, but it feels like we both know it's over.
18:36Hmm.
18:37And I've always been bothered by that one bowl system.
18:40I think it's normal to have 12 bowls.
18:42Okay, what are you going to do?
18:43If I don't love the people over for a cereal party?
18:45I'd like to have the option.
18:50Seriously, Maggie?
18:51Oui.
18:52The sky, the grass, the moon.
18:55Boy, so that's how you feel, Michelle?
18:58I would have delivered it better.
19:02Yeah.
19:05Yo.
19:06Dead Sea Scrolls has Goliath at 6'6".
19:09David about to cook this food.
19:11For real.
19:12Okay.
19:13You can go, Joe.
19:17I just want to explain this to a layman.
19:19So there are talking animals.
19:21Right.
19:21And a talking bush.
19:22And talking people.
19:23But a lot of books have that.
19:25Right?
19:25But this...
19:26C.I.A. agent Rick Silver.
19:28Oh, my God.
19:29What's up, Kane?
19:29Oh, my God.
19:31Babe, I am so glad you Facebook messaged my mom.
19:34I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.
19:35Yeah, okay.
19:36I stopped listening after Babe.
19:37Come here.
19:40You're so reliably hot.
19:41I know I am.
19:42You are too.
19:42You are too.
19:43You are too.
19:47Hey, has anyone seen Maggie?
19:49Yes.
19:50Everybody's seen Maggie.
19:51Over there with the worst ex-boyfriend to ever do it.
19:55He's like glitter from a strip club.
19:57Impossible.
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