00:02That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:04my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:07and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:09In my fantasy.
00:10Oh, shit!
00:12No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:14Wrong code.
00:14We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:16I'm gonna have to kill my best friend.
00:18Why? What's in the email?
00:19Nothing.
00:20Oh, my God.
00:22Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:24You actually use those?
00:25Yeah.
00:26They use your pizza.
00:30Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:31Why? I'm naked!
00:32Get out!
00:33She's trying to kill me.
00:35And it's working.
00:37Get off of me!
00:38If you lost the dare, pay the price.
00:45Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:47Body in that uniform?
00:48You're lucky tonight!
00:50The only thing that's gonna be chasing is my fist.
00:52I can't believe this is happening.
00:54I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister,
00:57but it feels so right.
00:58I never want it to end.
01:00Harrison!
01:00What the hell do you think you're doing
01:02kissing my sister and from the entire school?
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