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Mal - Full Episode (Doblado) | Romance Médico | Amor Prohibido
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00:00:11Buy lingerie. Check. Bikini wax. Check. Get boyfriend. Check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:17before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not
00:00:23thinking about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:29Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick,
00:00:39especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning,
00:00:43dick. Double shot of espresso and a mocha frap with nonfat milk, right? You're perfect. Thank
00:00:50you. Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would
00:00:57don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:14Want coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:28Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right,
00:01:33all right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, trust me. You look great. My bad, my bad,
00:01:39not bad. Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time. Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:59Right, guy. See, it's my girl, my face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:06Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut.
00:02:12As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah. Watch this. Oh, Mikey, where did you find
00:02:18someone as cute as Sophie? Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things, like making
00:02:24coffee or having sex. Oh, come on. Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:35Yes. So, uh, you're a virgin? Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:53Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic. What? I literally don't
00:02:58even know you. Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:03You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:07Oh, my God. What? It was just chlamydia! Oh, fuck you all!
00:03:14Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, boy.
00:03:34I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:43Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:50All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
00:03:54pelvic exam. So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00He?
00:04:05A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:14Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:19It's Luke. Luke is a gynecologist. My gynecologist.
00:04:40Don't worry. I'm full of the Dr. Titty Chantel as it's yours.
00:04:44Right. My first time.
00:04:46Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:50Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me!
00:04:54I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:58Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:05:01So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:05Yes.
00:05:06Bad asshole.
00:05:08Yes.
00:05:09I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:13of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:18I will use a condom.
00:05:21I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:05:23He's not good for you.
00:05:24Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
00:05:26Nurse, can you grab me a respectable, please?
00:05:27Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:33I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:05:36Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me,
00:05:40so...
00:05:40You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:46Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:50Breast exam?
00:05:52Breast exam?
00:05:53If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:06:03It's probably easier if you lay back.
00:06:08It's okay.
00:06:12It's okay.
00:06:13Stop thinking about losing your virginity. Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My hands are cold.
00:06:19No, they're perfect.
00:06:21Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:23There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:28There are no abnormalities.
00:06:33Thank you, Luke.
00:06:35Dr. Miller.
00:06:37That wasn't so bad.
00:06:38Sophie, can you put your feet up and serve for me?
00:06:46Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:57All right? You're doing good.
00:07:00I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:12I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:18I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:22So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:30No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:36And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:41Oh, duh.
00:07:42Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:44Amazing.
00:07:46Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:50All right?
00:07:53Relax for me.
00:07:54You're doing good.
00:07:55His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:57Oh, my gosh.
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:08Did he?
00:08:10All right.
00:08:13He's so noticed.
00:08:14Oh, my God.
00:08:15Everything looks good.
00:08:17No hard memoralities.
00:08:18All right?
00:08:20I'll be right back.
00:08:28Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:39All right.
00:08:40So, here's your break.
00:08:46Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:49Yeah.
00:08:50We...
00:08:51She's my patient.
00:09:00Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:03You are so graphic.
00:09:08Speaking of sperm...
00:09:10I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:11You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:15Luke.
00:09:16Are you serious?
00:09:17You got a finger by the...
00:09:19I don't talk to you.
00:09:20Bites coffee from you?
00:09:21The Luke?
00:09:23Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:25So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or...
00:09:30Shut up, Beverly.
00:09:31Shit.
00:09:32He's so sexy.
00:09:33Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:36Yeah.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:36Don't worry.
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:39Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:40Okay, Soph?
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:43Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:45Mike.
00:09:49I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:51Oh.
00:09:52Oh.
00:09:52Oh.
00:09:54Oh.
00:09:54Oh.
00:09:54Why do I even care?
00:10:00Yo.
00:10:01Ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:03Is that...
00:10:04Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:09You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:11You're dating a nun.
00:10:12She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:14I'm calling it.
00:10:15Dude.
00:10:16She's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:21You will soon.
00:10:24You're going to film her?
00:10:25Yo.
00:10:29Dude, you're sick.
00:10:31What if she doesn't let you in?
00:10:34A little bit of this.
00:10:36And she's going to go feral.
00:10:40Yo, that 1,500 is mine.
00:10:43Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:47Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:49You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:53Hey.
00:10:54You need to pay.
00:10:59Fuck!
00:10:59My eyes!
00:11:00What the fuck?
00:11:01Where's your fucking friend live?
00:11:02Before I call the cops.
00:11:05What if they're home?
00:11:06K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka Avenue, apartment 2.
00:11:08I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:16The lady.
00:11:35Nervous?
00:11:37Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:46Nervous?
00:11:47I'm a little nervous.
00:11:49Hey.
00:11:50Don't be.
00:11:51You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:57Wait.
00:11:58What?
00:12:00I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:02We're gonna have to wait, I'm sorry Mike.
00:12:04I can't do this.
00:12:08Are you kidding me?
00:12:09I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:12Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:14I'm going home.
00:12:21There it is.
00:12:24What the hell you are?
00:12:27Not until I get something.
00:12:30No.
00:12:31No.
00:12:35Stop, Mike.
00:12:36Stop.
00:12:38Hey.
00:12:44Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:52Hey, Sophie.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:54Hey, Sophie.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:57Hey.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:58Hey, Sophie.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Hey.
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:02Hey.
00:13:02Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:02Did you take something?
00:13:04Hey, what's up Grandpa.
00:13:05How's this?
00:13:05Who the fuck invited me?
00:13:07Oh.
00:13:09Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:11Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:13I go to an Ivy League asshole?
00:13:15If you want her you can have her.
00:13:17I've got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:19What?
00:13:19What's so funny?
00:13:20You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore brother.
00:13:22Since who?
00:13:23You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:27I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:29My family's the biggest donor to the university since... ever.
00:13:32That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:36Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no.
00:13:42And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:45No, no, no, please, can we talk about this? It was just a joke.
00:13:47Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:48Ow.
00:13:52Hey.
00:13:54Hey, come on.
00:14:11She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:13Either way, it's not good.
00:14:21You stole me from my date?
00:14:24What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:30I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:34Stop talking to me like you're my dad. I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:45How much did you have to drink?
00:14:47I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:52Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:56Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:57Tell me this, why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:05I was at the bar, all right? And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could
00:15:11take your virginity and record it.
00:15:19Wow.
00:15:22I'm an idiot.
00:15:24No, you're an idiot.
00:15:27First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:34And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
00:15:40a complete asshole.
00:15:42I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:47Sorry, Soph.
00:15:54Soph, you want my virginity, Luke?
00:15:56Okay.
00:16:03You can have it.
00:16:12Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:15Are you hard right now?
00:16:23We're mid-argument.
00:16:26That's so wrong.
00:16:28You're drunk.
00:16:29I'm taking you home.
00:16:32What are you doing?
00:16:33You're drunk, I'm taking you home.
00:16:34What?
00:16:35No, I can't go home.
00:16:36My roommate's there.
00:16:38I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:39She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:48We're here.
00:16:50Here?
00:16:50Where is here?
00:16:52My place.
00:16:54You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:58If you're comfortable.
00:16:59I want to.
00:17:01I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:03I'm cool with that.
00:17:05But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:08Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:11Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:35You're in Dr. Miller's room, the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:52How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge.
00:17:56I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:59Not all tight spaces.
00:18:01Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:05Come on, let's get you cleaned up. You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:08Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:14Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:18I'm happy.
00:18:19I'm happy.
00:18:52You don't have to look away, Doc. You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:59I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:03You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:06Wait. You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a
00:19:15bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:17No, Mrs. Doe.
00:19:21Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:24You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:28You're kind to people.
00:19:31You're beautiful.
00:19:42You're beautiful.
00:19:44Who is that?
00:19:47This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:49Um, you have to hide right now.
00:19:52Alright?
00:19:54Come on.
00:19:56Luke!
00:19:58Are you home?
00:20:03Lukey!
00:20:04Come out, come out!
00:20:06Stop playing.
00:20:08I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:10I know you're not on call.
00:20:18Don't say a word.
00:20:19There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:26Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:31She's a Dean's daughter.
00:20:33We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:37Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:39Shh.
00:20:43What are you doing?
00:20:45You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:47I'm sleeping.
00:20:49Why don't I join you?
00:20:55I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:58Like what, baby?
00:20:59Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:02Ice cubes?
00:21:03What ice cubes?
00:21:05Like call the cops.
00:21:06Do you not remember I have restraining order against you?
00:21:09Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:11Come on, Lukey.
00:21:13You know you love screwing me.
00:21:20I have someone new in my life.
00:21:24Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:27I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:30And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:32Then I'm gonna call the dean.
00:21:34And I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:38Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:39No. You can't!
00:21:40One.
00:21:44Two.
00:21:44Fine! Fine!
00:21:46I'm leaving.
00:21:49Your loss.
00:21:59Oh my god, Luke.
00:22:14Holy shit.
00:22:17You smelly booze.
00:22:18I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:21What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:24Uh...
00:22:26I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:32You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:37You'll come back to me after I...
00:22:39take care of that little distraction.
00:22:56My virginity?
00:22:59Yup.
00:23:00Still intact.
00:23:03Fuck my life.
00:23:05Language, Mrs. Doe.
00:23:07Jesus!
00:23:08What the hell are you doing?
00:23:12I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:14Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:17What would you have me do?
00:23:19Don't say it.
00:23:20Don't say it.
00:23:21You could join me.
00:23:26Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:36Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:39There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:24:01I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:04But?
00:24:06But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:08You're my patient for one.
00:24:10In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:13I'm graduating this year.
00:24:16Second?
00:24:19You're a virgin.
00:24:21Ouch.
00:24:22I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:33You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:37But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:43I don't make both.
00:24:44I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright sweetheart?
00:24:48I'm not that guy.
00:24:54Well maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:57I'm a big girl, I can handle myself.
00:25:01Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:03I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:11Someone's jealous.
00:25:14Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make
00:25:18me a cup of coffee.
00:25:20Because it's cheap.
00:25:33Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:36When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:40You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:45So do it.
00:25:47I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:53Ready?
00:25:59What's that?
00:26:01As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:08Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:11Are you kidding me?
00:26:19Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:26:21You're killing me.
00:26:23So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick and you're still...
00:26:28A virgin?
00:26:28Yeah.
00:26:30I threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this.
00:26:38Can you wait?
00:26:39Oh my God.
00:26:40Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked as a agent by the way, is passing up a hot virgin
00:26:46co-ed like you.
00:26:47He respects you, dummy.
00:26:49Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:51I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:26:56You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:27:00A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:02And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:04Watch.
00:27:08Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:10No, can you just...
00:27:11Order?
00:27:26I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:29But a janitor.
00:27:30Makes a lot more sense.
00:27:33Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:38What do you want?
00:27:40I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:45I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:51Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina. He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:54Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:02Can you believe it?
00:28:04Sophie's evil.
00:28:06First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:09Slut.
00:28:10Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:12Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:22Sophie, you idiot. Of course he was never yours.
00:28:26Oh!
00:28:29Sophie!
00:28:30You can have him!
00:28:31You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:33I didn't do this, I swear. I would never.
00:28:36What's going on?
00:28:37Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:39No, I didn't. I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:42Hey, that's the Dean's daughter.
00:28:45Sophie?
00:28:47I'm calling the police.
00:28:48You know I would never do this, please.
00:28:50She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:52We need a medic too.
00:28:54I'm a doctor.
00:29:00I'm a doctor.
00:29:06I'm a doctor.
00:29:21Um, no, no, no, no. I'm, I'm fine. I'll just be going.
00:29:29We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:32I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:34Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:40Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:43It was for a friend.
00:29:45You liar. I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:48Let me go.
00:29:49I don't want to press charges.
00:29:52Just a moment.
00:30:03Oh my God.
00:30:05You're crazy. You're actually crazy.
00:30:08Luke, please. I can explain. She's not right for you.
00:30:13Breaking into my house. Stealing my pager. That's normal for you, Gina. I get it.
00:30:19But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:27Officer, I want her involuntarily committed. She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:33I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:35Stop. Luke, this isn't you. You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:40She's nothing. A cheap, broke, campus whore. You're better than this Luke.
00:30:48Officer, take her away.
00:30:53Let's go!
00:30:55You bitch! You don't deserve him!
00:30:58Let's go!
00:31:00I knew she was psycho. You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:31:06Thanks, Ev.
00:31:07Sophie, I'm sorry. I should never have taken her word over yours. Take the day.
00:31:21Someone's waiting for their new test drive. Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:34You came just to save me?
00:31:36Of course I did.
00:31:44I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:31:49I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:55I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:57Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:59I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:02I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:04I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:08What do you mean?
00:32:10I mean, you...
00:32:12reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:18What do you see in me?
00:32:20Or am I just...
00:32:22entertainment to you?
00:32:24Entertainment? Sophie?
00:32:25If you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:30You're just...
00:32:31young.
00:32:36I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:38Just because you're this big hot-shot doctor at UPN, doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what
00:32:43I want.
00:32:50What do you want?
00:32:56You...
00:32:58take me seriously.
00:33:02Get in the car.
00:33:04What? To where?
00:33:06Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:09What?
00:33:10Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:37I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:41We're doing both.
00:33:42My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here at the vacation home.
00:33:47Your vacation home?
00:33:49As in you have multiple?
00:33:51Wow.
00:33:53Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:34:01And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:34:04Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:07What the hell?
00:34:09Look, I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to stress out.
00:34:11The truth is, yes.
00:34:13My family's rich.
00:34:15But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:17We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:20And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:35Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:40Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:47I'm not.
00:34:48Hang on.
00:34:50What even am I to Luke?
00:34:56Mother.
00:34:58This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:02Girlfriend?
00:35:03No way.
00:35:05Wait.
00:35:06Focus, Sophie.
00:35:06Manners.
00:35:08Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:13Girlfriend?
00:35:15What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:18Gina?
00:35:20The Dean's daughter?
00:35:21The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:24Ouch.
00:35:26Mother, again, as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:30And my date to the gala.
00:35:32If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:35:34I'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:37Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:41You ungrateful child.
00:35:47If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:48Oh, before we go.
00:35:50Which room do you keep to ditches Dior and Versace?
00:35:53She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:55Fourth floor, third door on your door.
00:35:59Thank you, Mother.
00:36:01Good to see you.
00:36:07That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:18Your brother has lost it.
00:36:20Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:31Is your mom always so...
00:36:34Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:36Yeah.
00:36:38That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:42But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:36:47You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:49That's sweet.
00:36:50I do.
00:36:51Plus, the other perk is I can spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:55What does that mean?
00:37:06Luke, you did not.
00:37:13Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:16I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:17That's done.
00:37:18I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:20You said you want all of them.
00:37:23They're yours.
00:37:2980...
00:37:29I can't accept this.
00:37:31This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:33Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:38Why do you like me?
00:37:40I'm just a college student and you're...
00:37:43You.
00:37:45Dr. Trust Fund baby.
00:37:47Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:37:50You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:52I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:37:57It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:14Of course it's too late.
00:38:15I've already fallen for you.
00:38:19Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:25Because...
00:38:26I want it to be right.
00:38:28I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:31of me.
00:38:34But take it slow.
00:38:40Even though...
00:38:43There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:46Really?
00:38:53Really?
00:39:15Come back here.
00:39:17I'm just giving you what you want Luke.
00:39:23Are you teasing me Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:26You're the one that wants to wait doctor.
00:39:36Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:39Can you zip me up please?
00:39:47You know, I'm gonna need you back for this.
00:39:58Whatever you say doc.
00:40:06That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:09She dumped my best friend!
00:40:12The gala is tonight and Luke is supposed to have the Dean's daughter on his arm.
00:40:18Not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:22Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:27Don't worry mom.
00:40:29I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:33mistake.
00:40:33Mmhmm.
00:40:35That's my girl.
00:40:39Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:42I promise you you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:58Holy shit.
00:41:07It's not about being pretty, I just, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:13I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:16Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:23You're so refreshing.
00:41:26You ready?
00:41:44Wow.
00:41:46She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:47Yeah, you never said your brother's chief was so pretty.
00:41:51Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:52Oh, shut up.
00:41:53There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the train.
00:41:56If my brother raises a snow bunny, it's that of Gina.
00:42:05I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:08This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:12Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:18Cheers.
00:42:22Girlfriend?
00:42:24Not for long.
00:42:38Good evening, everyone.
00:42:41Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:46Our first item.
00:42:51An all expense paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:42:55With its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:43:00Starting big.
00:43:02Five thousand.
00:43:03Five thousand.
00:43:05Now six.
00:43:05That's why you get a six.
00:43:06Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:08That's pretty good.
00:43:09Can I get...
00:43:11You need to come quick.
00:43:12My wife's having allergic reaction.
00:43:14Are you okay?
00:43:15Go.
00:43:16Let's go.
00:43:25What is it?
00:43:26My throat.
00:43:27Over your mouth.
00:43:29Breathe.
00:43:35Sold!
00:43:36Number twelve.
00:43:37Seven thousand dollars.
00:43:38All expense paid.
00:43:39Trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:40Give me a round of applause.
00:43:41Congratulations.
00:43:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:43Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:47Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:54Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:44:00What a hussy.
00:44:02Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:04I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:06You?
00:44:07I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:09I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:14Poor Lukey.
00:44:15She hasn't fooled.
00:44:17Trailer trash skank.
00:44:19Who let her kind in here?
00:44:21I wouldn't do that.
00:44:22I would never.
00:44:23I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:26Hmm.
00:44:28Really, Sophie?
00:44:28No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:30Whew.
00:44:31Alright.
00:44:32Five hundred.
00:44:34Alright.
00:44:35Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:38She's got student loans.
00:44:40Whatever that means.
00:44:42For sake.
00:44:49I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:52No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:55I recognize you.
00:44:56You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:57What the hell's going on here?
00:44:58Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:00Patrick?
00:45:01Get out of my way.
00:45:03Why lower your standards?
00:45:04We're millionaires.
00:45:05She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:13You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:17Motherfucker.
00:45:20Four-fifty.
00:45:22Four-hundred?
00:45:25Oh, alright.
00:45:28I mean, look, I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:32Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:35I'll help the young lady then.
00:45:38Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:43Sold!
00:45:44Sold for four-hundred dollars.
00:45:47Wow, Sophie.
00:45:48Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:00Used goods?
00:46:01That's rude, Serena.
00:46:02After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:06Lukey, watch your mouth right now!
00:46:09What was that you're saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:19You idiot!
00:46:20Get off the stage!
00:46:22We're leaving!
00:46:22Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:24You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:27No need, my dear.
00:46:30Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you, after all of this.
00:46:37But, but, no! No!
00:46:42Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:47You're a doctor!
00:46:48Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:50You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:52Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:55How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:03Stephanie?
00:47:04The lady?
00:47:13I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:16You can't.
00:47:17You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:47:22university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:24So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:47:29checks to the charity, and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:34Let's go!
00:47:35Get to writing!
00:47:37Let's go!
00:47:38Everybody out!
00:47:46Where'd these assholes go?
00:47:48You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:50I would've been okay.
00:47:51I'd do it a thousand times over.
00:47:53No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:55Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:59Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:02You alright?
00:48:16What are you looking for?
00:48:18I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:48:24bartender.
00:48:26Right.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:30Make me an appletini.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35Seriously?
00:48:38Alright, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur, can we just do something easier?
00:48:44You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:50Move.
00:48:54Can you open that?
00:48:57Thank you!
00:49:02Alright, let's just make it simple.
00:49:05Body shots.
00:49:09I've never done that before.
00:49:11Seriously?
00:49:12What do you mean?
00:49:13You're like so old.
00:49:14I was trying to get into school.
00:49:16I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:20He just said you're hot.
00:49:22Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:23Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:35Holy shit.
00:49:57Alright, I got the hang of that.
00:49:59Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:50:01Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:02Go for it.
00:50:03New rule.
00:50:04You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:06Is that so?
00:50:09Then...
00:50:10where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:21What do you think?
00:50:37Let's go.
00:50:38Bye.
00:50:38Bye.
00:50:47I'm sorry, was that?
00:50:49You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:52Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:00God, I'm an idiot.
00:51:03Wait, what?
00:51:04Sophie, I want you to fly. I'm sorry.
00:51:07Fuck.
00:51:08Luke, no, no, no. I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:11I want to do this with you. Lose my virginity.
00:51:15Sophie.
00:51:17Don't Sophie me. That's so patronizing.
00:51:22Okay, I'm trying, but I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:27I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life. I'm terrified of that.
00:51:32It's this that hurts me, what you're doing right now rejecting me.
00:51:35What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:38Being together? Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:43I mean, my family sucks. My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:48I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:51But am I right for you?
00:51:53And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:56I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:52:05Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:07I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:09I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:11You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:18Don't follow me.
00:52:24Damn it.
00:52:32Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:49What's the point in talking to me now? You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:56Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:58Nope.
00:53:00Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:02So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:05All to myself.
00:53:09What?
00:53:10You heard me.
00:53:12Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:16Seriously?
00:53:17You're into this?
00:53:19Like, you might want to like hook up?
00:53:22Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:23Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:26Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:28Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:30I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:34Pause.
00:53:36What did you just say?
00:53:40I'm a virgin?
00:53:44She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:46Aw, cute.
00:53:47Excuse me?
00:53:48Too much work.
00:53:50You're probably super clingy too.
00:53:51You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:55S-sweetie? I'm a senior.
00:53:58That's even sadder.
00:54:01You were just into me.
00:54:02Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:05You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:07But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:08You know?
00:54:10You're going to get feels and it's going to get messy.
00:54:14And...
00:54:15Sorry.
00:54:17What?
00:54:19I'm Glenn.
00:54:27I'm in this $80,000 dress and I can't even get a stupid horny crack guy to get with me.
00:54:35He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:41Oh, and Luke.
00:54:42Of course, Luke on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me and I guess he was
00:54:46just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:51You know what?
00:54:57Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:59You're not the hospital right now, bro.
00:55:01Oh, look at me.
00:55:01I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor and I'm also hot as fuck and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:07with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:12Say something, asshole.
00:55:15Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:17Sophie can what?
00:55:18Not have sex?
00:55:19Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:20I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to not lead
00:55:24me on.
00:55:25Guys? What guys?
00:55:26Did someone do something to you?
00:55:28Of course not.
00:55:29They said I was too messy.
00:55:32Too messy and too much.
00:55:33And I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:37Sophie.
00:55:37You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:42I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:43I'm coming to get you. Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:56Sophie.
00:55:58Hey, wake up.
00:56:04Thank God, Jimmy. Come on.
00:56:17Thank God, Jimmy. Come on.
00:56:20Is she?
00:56:25She's fine.
00:56:26She's bottle of water and two of these in the morning.
00:56:30I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is going to hit her hard
00:56:36Sophie, you're going to be the death of me
00:56:56Rise and shine, party animal
00:56:59You have a lot to tell me
00:57:04You feel like shit
00:57:06You look like shit
00:57:07But like a million bucks
00:57:10So is this a gift from Luke or
00:57:12Everly, the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name
00:57:18He led me on and then left me for Ted
00:57:21But Luke brought you back to the job
00:57:24Ev, I don't want to hear it
00:57:27I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:30I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:33So I've decided
00:57:36I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:38Huh?
00:57:39Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:42People, guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby
00:57:45Unless I stop acting like one
00:57:47And looking like one
00:57:52I need you
00:57:53To help me look slutty
00:57:59No way, I'm not going to do that
00:58:00You're not going to help me look sexy?
00:58:02Why not?
00:58:03Sophie, you are sexy
00:58:04I'm not slutty sexy
00:58:06Guys, don't go for that
00:58:08I look like a nun librarian
00:58:11I'm giving off
00:58:11Don't fuck
00:58:13Snooze fest
00:58:13Boring
00:58:15Sophie, as your best friend
00:58:16I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy
00:58:20The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:27Burn me up
00:58:43Perfect
00:59:05Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:07There's no way
00:59:08That goes off
00:59:10Oh yeah, it is
00:59:12That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:14Dude, the makeover is actually working
00:59:16Everyone's looking at you
00:59:17Good, I hope the news gets back to Luke
00:59:19I mean more
00:59:26Oh shit
00:59:27There he is
00:59:28Are you going to say something?
00:59:32Holy shit, Sophie
00:59:34No, I'm just going to make him regret everything
00:59:37Mmm
00:59:44Thanks, babe
00:59:44Anytime, beautiful
00:59:54And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:56A latte would be nice
00:59:57But, uh, I like what you're giving me right now
00:59:59I take all kinds of tips
01:00:01What the hell's going on here?
01:00:03Stop interrupting, grandpa
01:00:04The fuck did you just say?
01:00:06One latte
01:00:07Coming right up
01:00:10And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:12Sophie, what is this?
01:00:14You're dressed different
01:00:15You're acting different
01:00:15I don't get it
01:00:17Whoops
01:00:18Let me get that for you
01:00:26So did you want a coffee?
01:00:27The ab shining is on the house
01:00:30Sophie, I don't
01:00:31Is this like a punishment?
01:00:32I mean, if it is, I get it
01:00:33But telling yourself to other guys
01:00:34That's not you
01:00:35That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller
01:00:38I gave you a chance
01:00:40And besides, there's someone out there
01:00:41Who wants me
01:00:42And isn't going to embarrass me in the process
01:00:44Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:46They do it on the land fair
01:00:48You should come
01:00:50She's got plans
01:00:52Actually, I don't
01:00:53My first frat party invite?
01:00:56Wow, this whole hot girl act is actually working
01:00:59You should bring your home, girl
01:01:01The guy's going to love you
01:01:02I will, see you tonight
01:01:06You're not going to bed
01:01:07Newsflash, you're not my boyfriend
01:01:09You could have been
01:01:10But you didn't want the baggage
01:01:11That's not true
01:01:12Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:14My very sexy, very booby outfit
01:01:21Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away
01:01:22Just because of me, all right?
01:01:23If I'm going to this fucking frat party at 36 years old
01:01:26I will
01:01:30What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:32Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:35Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere
01:01:37Ew, that doesn't even sound right
01:01:40I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's
01:01:46Everly, not funny
01:01:47Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital
01:01:50And he gets a text from you in this
01:01:53If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will
01:01:56How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
01:01:58That I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:00Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:06Red push-up bra
01:02:07Pink
01:02:09Red
01:02:22Get in
01:02:23Get Sophie's safe, get out
01:02:26Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for
01:02:29Sick costume, bro
01:02:32Right
01:02:35God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man
01:02:40Sorry
01:02:42Rules
01:02:51Idiot
01:02:59Stop being shy, you look hot
01:03:04See?
01:03:07Wait, hand me your phone
01:03:09Why?
01:03:14Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke
01:03:22No
01:03:22Yes
01:03:25I'm good anywhere
01:03:26I don't pay a fee, VIP with the bosses
01:03:29I gotta have her
01:03:31I have to get to her
01:03:32Where is it?
01:03:32Popping bottles with the models
01:03:34Get like me
01:03:35My wrist on foes
01:03:36Never missing any meals
01:03:37I feel like LeBron
01:03:38Cause I get the ring
01:03:40If you're bad
01:03:40And you know what you're my 20-20
01:03:54I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think
01:03:56He opened it immediately
01:03:57He's so whipped
01:04:00Welcome to the party
01:04:05Dude, I have his abs
01:04:10Hell yeah
01:04:11What?
01:04:12Looks a little something like this
01:04:13Looks a little bit like I can't miss
01:04:15Ay, ay
01:04:16This is what you're talking about
01:04:23It's just not the same when it's not him
01:04:26So be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be,
01:04:36so be, so be, so be
01:04:41Yo, this girl's crazy
01:04:48Yo, this girl's crazy
01:04:52Yo, this girl's crazy
01:04:54Yeah
01:04:54Just give me a second, guys
01:05:00Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:06You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:08Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all
01:05:10That's a lie
01:05:12You talk
01:05:16Come on, Sophie, let's play spin the bottle
01:05:19Coming, my friend here's just leaving
01:05:22Actually, I'll join
01:05:23What?
01:05:24No
01:05:25Don't let me go here
01:05:34Who's going first?
01:05:37I'll spin
01:05:38Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:40No
01:05:40I hope it lands on me
01:05:41He seems experienced
01:05:55Fuck
01:05:56Sophie and Luke to the closet
01:06:01Rolls of roll
01:06:01As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out
01:06:18Can we talk like adults?
01:06:20Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:26You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking radio
01:06:48How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:51Life is a little bit
01:06:51No
01:06:51I have a lot of light
01:06:52I'll put my python up, but I'm but I'm just waiting ahead
01:07:02Which is firm
01:07:03It is very
01:07:10You want to wait
01:07:10To get started
01:07:11What we've lost
01:07:11Not me
01:07:11We've got some
01:07:11A lot of people
01:07:12We've got a lot of people
01:07:12They're still in line
01:07:13Who's going to take seriously?
01:07:14I've got a lot of people
01:07:18That's a lot of people
01:07:20I saw them
01:07:25what time's up when we were just you wanted to I'm just giving you a taste of your medicine Luke
01:07:32now you'll wish you would affect me when you have the chance
01:07:53so how was it Luke's a little too shy for me I'm gonna spit again
01:08:12me me so if you come on him you had your chance Luke come on Noah
01:08:29okay I've never kissed anyone before what so I'm gonna embarrass myself so
01:08:36morning you you can relax I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the
01:08:44rumors like everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess
01:08:47Derek says that you put your legs behind your head I don't even know Derek I'm
01:08:54sorry Noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight I'm so
01:08:58screwed everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one they're
01:09:04gonna kill me no they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna
01:09:08make fun of me to death wait I'll help you how it's awful quiet in there Noah come on
01:09:23virgin
01:09:26oh they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate we don't have time just come here
01:09:33you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care no I'm just trying to make someone
01:09:39jealous you can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:49I owe you Noah are you in there oh yeah oh it's getting crazy in there oh yeah
01:10:03all right that's enough
01:10:08selfie you open the damn door okay ready it's working
01:10:15oh you really want to piss him off he deserves it
01:10:43what's the problem doctor the fuck were you doing him in with him
01:10:50well first turns up his pants and then I saw his cock
01:11:01liar you don't know that
01:11:06you know you belong to me
01:11:08correct
01:11:29yo
01:11:31why you trippin baby you know
01:11:42me too
01:11:45yeah
01:11:48me too
01:11:50me too
01:12:05what don't tell me you're changing your mind no no I'm not changing my mind I'm just kicking myself
01:12:14I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long you fucking idiot
01:12:20you are
01:12:21you are
01:12:21you are
01:12:22you are
01:12:22you are
01:12:43You better take that someone better be dying what's it code blue they are
01:12:53I'm sorry Sophie I have to go
01:12:59I've been burned too many times are we ever gonna do this look?
01:13:06Sophie I promise you the last thing I want to do is leave
01:13:09I promise we're gonna do this we are
01:13:12But not in some shitty fat house
01:13:17You deserve better than that
01:13:18Better how?
01:13:22You have a passport right?
01:13:28So sexy underwear?
01:13:29Check
01:13:31Jacket?
01:13:32Check
01:13:33Bikini
01:13:34Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:36He didn't tell me
01:13:39Crap he's here
01:13:42Bitch you won't believe this oh my god
01:13:50He's dead
01:13:51No way
01:13:51This man's insane
01:13:52He's actually psycho
01:13:55On the other hand
01:13:56Crazy makes for good sex
01:13:59Guilty soldier
01:14:03Don't you have like any advice for me?
01:14:05He's hot
01:14:06Do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:09It's finally happening
01:14:10It's finally happening
01:14:35You look incredible
01:14:36You said airport fit
01:14:40I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:47This is so psychotic
01:14:49Am I really worth all this?
01:14:53It's the first times
01:14:57Are we flying domestic or internationally today sir?
01:15:01International
01:15:12Luke if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds I'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:16I'm sorry I just didn't wanna ruin the surprise
01:15:19You ready?
01:15:25A croissant?
01:15:27You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:30It's a hint
01:15:32Go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:15:41Are you crazy?
01:15:43You took me to Paris?
01:15:53Whoa
01:15:53Whoa whoa
01:15:55I set up an appointment at Chanel
01:15:57And then a reservation at a five star restaurant
01:16:00Luke
01:16:07You wanna add something to the itinerary?
01:16:09I think you should take your clothes off
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off
01:16:16Yeah that's
01:16:17I think that's a good idea
01:16:32You're not a good idea
01:16:34It's finally happening
01:16:35I think that's one of the reasons that you don't want to lose
01:16:36This is someone who's been waiting for me
01:16:58I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:01You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:06Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:16Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller.
01:17:20She's all yours?
01:17:21Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:27Yes.
01:17:28We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:32I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:34We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:39Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:40I'm sorry?
01:17:43Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:48I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:56I'm so sorry.
01:17:57I don't know how this happened.
01:17:59I was trying to be safe.
01:18:02Wow.
01:18:03What do you think the odds are?
01:18:05Like 1.6 in 100.
01:18:08You probably hate me.
01:18:11As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:16Graduation's in a month, and I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:27Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:29Whoop heard her?
01:18:41Christian, you're well-minded.
01:18:42Oh, you're welcome.
01:18:43You
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