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00:00:31Oh, bad.
00:00:36Hello?
00:00:37Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:40I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:44So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip, too.
00:00:49Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:53I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:56I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:59You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:00What?
00:01:01But you can't.
00:01:02I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:06Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:07You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:11This is bad.
00:01:12You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:13She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:22Come on, Lexi.
00:01:36So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:41Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:44But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:47I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:50But this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:54So, what's something we've never done before?
00:01:57Mushrooms?
00:01:58No, not like that.
00:01:59Like something nice.
00:02:01Like maybe a trip.
00:02:02Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:04No.
00:02:07Sorry, Sue.
00:02:08I have a date.
00:02:10So do I.
00:02:11Sorry, Sue.
00:02:12Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:13We'll figure it out.
00:02:26Oh, flowers.
00:02:26Are these from you?
00:02:27Yeah, sure.
00:02:30Here you go.
00:02:32No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:34I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:37I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:42Oh, Jake.
00:02:47Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:50Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:02:52When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:54The best night of my life.
00:02:56It will be.
00:02:57I promise.
00:02:58It'll always be amazing.
00:02:59With you and me.
00:03:01Together.
00:03:09Jake, no.
00:03:10I have to go.
00:03:11I have to work on my art project.
00:03:14You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:16but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:20Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:23This Saturday?
00:03:24Of course.
00:03:28Thanks.
00:03:30Okay.
00:03:31Bye.
00:03:40Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:03:42Oh, baby.
00:03:44You're so hot.
00:03:45I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:46Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:47Yeah.
00:03:48What was your name again?
00:03:49Rod.
00:03:50Sex guy.
00:03:55Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:59You're right, I bet.
00:04:06Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:10Oh, no.
00:04:11Does not compute.
00:04:13Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:18Oh, huh.
00:04:19Hi.
00:04:22When did you go home?
00:04:23So, is it true?
00:04:24Yes, it is.
00:04:26It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:30I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:37So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:40Lexi, tell her.
00:04:41Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:45On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:47Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday or maybe even like our 29th.
00:04:52Eight.
00:04:53Maybe.
00:04:55Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:02I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:11But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:13We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:17Oh, does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?
00:05:20It's not Jake.
00:05:22It's the male ideal.
00:05:25Like, a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:28Right.
00:05:30Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:32I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:33I'm not really an artist.
00:05:34Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:40And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:42I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:44And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:45Look, I can go either way.
00:05:48I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:52I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:55Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:59But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:04You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:10Where are you going?
00:06:11It's 6.30 in the morning.
00:06:13To church.
00:06:14To pray for you.
00:06:15I want to be first in line.
00:06:18I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:19Yeah, me too.
00:06:29Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:31It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:33I accused myself of the following sins.
00:06:35Mm-hmm.
00:06:38Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but...
00:06:41It's about sex.
00:06:43Mm-hmm.
00:06:45I mean, not me.
00:06:47I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:49Oh.
00:06:51I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:53Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:56But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:07:00But there was nothing there.
00:07:04Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:06My best friends.
00:07:08They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:10Okay.
00:07:11Third base.
00:07:13What?
00:07:14No.
00:07:15Like, sex.
00:07:16Like, intercourse.
00:07:18With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:20I mean, they really need us intervention.
00:07:21If you know what I mean.
00:07:23All the way.
00:07:24Go all the way.
00:07:26What are you...
00:07:27What?
00:07:28Ah!
00:07:30Ah!
00:07:31How could you do so?
00:07:33You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:37What?
00:07:42Yes.
00:07:44Yes.
00:07:45Run!
00:07:46Run!
00:07:47Home route!
00:07:48Ah!
00:07:50Damn it!
00:07:52Fucking Yankees.
00:07:55Sorry.
00:07:58Sorry.
00:08:01Sorry.
00:08:18Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:20What do you have a little consideration?
00:08:22I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:24Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:28I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:35This weekend.
00:08:36On our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:40It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:08:45You know, shagging.
00:08:46Fucking.
00:08:49You do.
00:08:51But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:55Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:58Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:04So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:09Right.
00:09:11I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:21Hey, Frank.
00:09:23Hi, Sue.
00:09:25Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:28Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah.
00:09:30He's blind.
00:09:31Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:37Wait, we're back.
00:09:39Hey, um, I was wondering.
00:09:42We're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthdays.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at me short?
00:10:00Well, the house looks done.
00:10:03Tomorrow's a big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18 and finally lose our virginity.
00:10:09Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at two.
00:10:12So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with.
00:10:14Jake.
00:10:15And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:17But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:10:18To pop your chair?
00:10:20It's easy.
00:10:21I've known for the past six years.
00:10:22Ever since catechism.
00:10:26What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:28I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:30Yeah.
00:10:39My soulmate.
00:10:42Chris?
00:10:43Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:48I mean...
00:10:48What?
00:10:49No.
00:10:49Chris is perfect.
00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:54Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:55It's a sign.
00:10:55Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:01What?
00:11:02He does not.
00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:07With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:17Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:19See you in the morning.
00:11:27I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:58I just didn't expect it to happen.
00:12:01So perfect.
00:12:52Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:13:08Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:30Oh, my gosh.
00:13:31They're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:43I'm going to...
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid.
00:13:49Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants.
00:13:51That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ.
00:13:55Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:03A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:07Oh, seriously.
00:14:08Come on.
00:14:09Hurry up.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:14Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:16I love it.
00:14:19You should put that down, though, because it's like...
00:14:21It's really...
00:14:21Very fragile.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Set it down.
00:14:25Hurry up.
00:14:28Those are your anal beads, right?
00:14:30Yeah.
00:14:30Yeah, I thought so.
00:14:51Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:55Oh, Attack of the Wet T-Shirts.
00:14:57Nice.
00:14:59Come on.
00:15:02Check, check, check, check, check.
00:15:07Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:09No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:15:16And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:20Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23Yeah.
00:15:31Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:33All right.
00:15:34Sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay now?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:36Okay.
00:15:37See you later.
00:15:41I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:43This is crazy.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:44Jake.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46Hey, babe.
00:15:47Happy birthday.
00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:57No.
00:16:01Oh, hon.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:06I have your present here.
00:16:08I'll give it to you later.
00:16:09The time's right.
00:16:11He didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:13And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:19Hey, bro.
00:16:21We need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:23We'll bet.
00:16:27All right.
00:16:28This is my man right here.
00:16:29Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:32Hey, babe.
00:16:43Dare me?
00:17:00Oh, dude.
00:17:01Look at those.
00:17:01Are those real?
00:17:02Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey.
00:17:04Ah, dude.
00:17:05Move.
00:17:05Come on.
00:17:06Lame.
00:17:07Oh, all right.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:09Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the moves.
00:17:1120 bucks says,
00:17:12By the end of the day, I will be motorboating those titties.
00:17:15Yeah.
00:17:17They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:23Okay.
00:17:25Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:31Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:32Here, let me.
00:17:33Joanna, no.
00:17:34Just go enjoy the birdie.
00:17:36It's not.
00:17:38Open.
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:41Do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:43I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:47Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:48I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:49He just, like, disappeared.
00:18:02Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:06How come I haven't met you before?
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:09Maybe he's just going to be around.
00:18:11Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:12Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:18Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:18:19That's probably where he went.
00:18:22Oh, well.
00:18:25Liquid courage?
00:18:26Yeah.
00:18:27Atta girl.
00:18:31Vodka cranberry?
00:18:33Surely simple.
00:18:35Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:37I can go meet Rob.
00:18:39Sue?
00:18:40Are you okay?
00:18:41Sue?
00:18:42Relax.
00:18:45They're just nice.
00:18:46Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:47Seriously.
00:18:48It's going to be fine.
00:18:49Is Chris here?
00:18:55Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:58No.
00:18:59He does not have gateways.
00:19:01I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:02I'm going to do it.
00:19:08Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:11No.
00:19:12He does not have gateways.
00:19:14I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:15I'm going to do it.
00:19:17I'm going to do this.
00:19:18Go back.
00:19:21Hey, you can do this.
00:19:23Just act like a slut.
00:19:27Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:33I'm going to do it.
00:19:34I'm going to do it.
00:19:35I'm going to do it.
00:19:36Yeah, my favorite chapter is Solomon Galore.
00:19:40Chris.
00:19:41Hi.
00:19:42Can I talk to you?
00:19:44Uh-huh.
00:19:46In private?
00:20:00Oh, hey, Lexi. Hey, Lexi.
00:20:02What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:05You're so sexy.
00:20:08Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:20:11I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:14And I really want to...
00:20:16I want to...
00:20:16I want to...
00:20:16I want to...
00:20:17I want to...
00:20:17I want to...
00:20:17Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:19Is that wrong?
00:20:20Sue, what's gotten into you?
00:20:22Nothing. I'm sorry. I don't know how to do this.
00:20:26Sue...
00:20:28Sue...
00:20:28Sue...
00:20:31I understand these...
00:20:33urges.
00:20:34And, you know,
00:20:36I like you too.
00:20:38Really? You do?
00:20:40I do. I really do.
00:20:43I like you too.
00:20:44Really? You do?
00:20:47I really do.
00:20:48It's just...
00:20:50I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:55Right.
00:20:56Lexi said you were...
00:20:57Jesus.
00:20:58Oh.
00:20:59That man.
00:21:00Of course.
00:21:01What did you think?
00:21:03Oh, nothing.
00:21:04So we can still do this then?
00:21:07Oh, Sue.
00:21:09You know...
00:21:10You know...
00:21:11For me...
00:21:13When I think about that man...
00:21:16Who died for our sins...
00:21:18When I think about him...
00:21:19Up there on that cross...
00:21:21So helpless...
00:21:22Yet so...
00:21:25Muscular...
00:21:26With his strong...
00:21:28Thighs...
00:21:29Crossed over each other...
00:21:31So...
00:21:32Delicately...
00:21:34Beneath that...
00:21:35Ragged...
00:21:35Loincloth...
00:21:37Growing so hot...
00:21:39So sweaty...
00:21:41Under that hot...
00:21:42Hot sun...
00:21:44I just feel such...
00:21:46Compassion.
00:21:47I think about those things too.
00:21:49So you understand...
00:21:51Why I can't do this?
00:21:53Not really.
00:21:54I just find it too hard...
00:21:57It is...
00:21:57To...
00:21:58Give in to carnal pleasure when...
00:22:01He sacrificed so much for us.
00:22:05So...
00:22:15We're gonna go out there, right?
00:22:16Andy, we're gonna tell you...
00:22:17We're gonna throw these on...
00:22:18Jake!
00:22:18Hey, Ty!
00:22:19Whoa!
00:22:21Have you seen Jake?
00:22:22Uh...
00:22:23No.
00:22:23No.
00:22:24Alright.
00:22:28Okay.
00:22:28Alright, focus.
00:22:29Focus, focus.
00:22:36Oh, there he is.
00:22:40Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:55How could he?
00:22:59Sue?
00:23:00What happened?
00:23:01Did you guys do it?
00:23:02Sue?
00:23:04He doesn't want me.
00:23:06Because he's gay.
00:23:07No, he's not.
00:23:08He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:10Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:12The only reason we even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
00:23:17Look.
00:23:18The only way you were gonna find out what kind of man you really want...
00:23:21Is to know what kind of woman you really are.
00:23:25Deep inside.
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Come with me.
00:23:29Where?
00:23:29To meet your dark side.
00:23:37Out.
00:23:39Everyone out.
00:23:48Sue.
00:23:49It's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:24:04I really can't.
00:24:05I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:08I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:13I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:18Sue?
00:24:19Can you see it?
00:24:20Can you see it?
00:24:22Sue?
00:24:25I'm almost...
00:24:27I'm almost there.
00:24:31Oh!
00:24:33What?
00:24:35What?
00:24:36Sue, what happened?
00:24:37What did you see?
00:24:38A raccoon?
00:24:40Luna?
00:24:40What?
00:24:42You overshot it.
00:24:43Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:51I can't.
00:24:52Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:53Okay.
00:24:54Fine.
00:24:55Fine.
00:24:56I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:24:59What?
00:25:00You really need an orgasm.
00:25:03Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never even had it
00:25:07with yourself.
00:25:08This really has to be your first step.
00:25:10Les, I'm waiting.
00:25:12Coming.
00:25:13Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:15Just find it and use it.
00:25:17Wait.
00:25:18What does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:19It's black.
00:25:20It vibrates.
00:25:23Come on, Rod.
00:25:25Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:27And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:40Hey cutie!
00:25:42Cutie!
00:25:46Oh!
00:25:47Booz-eye!
00:25:49Yeah!
00:25:53Bang!
00:25:54Bang!
00:25:56Bang!
00:25:57Good boy.
00:25:58Straighten up.
00:26:00Good boy.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:05I'm sorry I can't see anything.
00:26:08That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:10What a bitch.
00:26:11Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:41Oh shit.
00:26:42You've got a fire.
00:26:43But.
00:26:45But.
00:26:46What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:50Nice shot.
00:26:52Direct hit.
00:27:05Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:07Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:10He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl for sure. I
00:27:15Mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him. So maybe maybe it's my fault. That's no excuse.
00:27:20He's a dirtbag
00:27:21How dare he? No, it's awful. I mean, I thought I was gonna marry him
00:27:32It's a text it's it's from him. Um, I can't bear myself to read it. Okay
00:27:36Uh, he's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift. Oh, I can't face him
00:27:42Um, I have to go. I'm going. No, you can't just leave
00:27:45Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened. I mean, maybe I should confront him
00:27:51He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again. Either way, it's bullshit. I see only
00:27:56one option
00:27:58I'm leaving revenge sex
00:28:01What what does that even mean? It means you find a guy you screw his brains out
00:28:05And you let Jake catch you
00:28:09Revenge sex
00:28:12What what does that even mean? It means you find a guy you screw his brains out and you let
00:28:16Jake catch you
00:28:18But he I mean, he doesn't care. He doesn't care about me. I mean, why would he's just in other
00:28:23girls? Trust me. He'll care
00:28:26Seriously, this is the worst thing you can do to him to his ego
00:28:29Just screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him, especially if it's with someone smarter
00:28:35Better looking and with a bigger dick
00:28:38No, I couldn't plus I mean there's there's no one smarter and better looking
00:28:44Eric, he's perfect. Eric Hall. Are you kidding? I?
00:28:49I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type
00:28:52Really? And what type is that?
00:28:54He's bloody
00:28:57Yeah, trust me. He's amazing. I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue, right?
00:29:01Oh, no, I could never fool around with somebody you've fooled around with
00:29:05Okay, then fine. We will find someone else
00:29:08Someone that I haven't
00:29:10fooled around with
00:29:14Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him? I mean, I think you're not going to marry
00:29:18the guy
00:29:19No, I just couldn't do it
00:29:21Fine, if you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the
00:29:25right thing
00:29:26To make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage and possibly even scar him with the rest
00:29:31of his existence
00:29:31And you chose not to do it go ahead, but honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live
00:29:37with yourself
00:29:38I don't know
00:29:41But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself
00:29:45I don't know
00:29:47Trust me. It's going to work
00:29:49I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs
00:29:58Hi, Cheryl
00:29:59You're okay enough to chat here
00:30:01Oh, no
00:30:12You're okay
00:30:14Happy birthday
00:30:17Thanks
00:30:39Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:44So
00:30:47Happy birthday
00:30:49Uh, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from britain, but it's actually from
00:30:55us us
00:30:57America
00:31:00United States
00:31:01I know where we live
00:31:02Right
00:31:03Of course
00:31:07I know where we live
00:31:09Right
00:31:10Of course
00:31:15Hey, Jesus, Erica, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:18Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:19Yeah, no, I can totally move. I just
00:31:21No, you're fine
00:31:34I don't know where we live
00:31:36So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:39Oh, I'm sorry
00:31:41It? What, um
00:31:43It, like
00:31:45Monkey boning and like pigs in a blanket
00:31:48Get real nasty
00:31:50Oh, oh, you mean like
00:31:52Uh
00:31:54Right now?
00:31:55I mean, well
00:31:56Yeah, you know, the sooner the better
00:32:00Yeah, sure
00:32:01I mean, well
00:32:01Yeah, of course
00:32:02Um, I just never realized that you
00:32:05I mean
00:32:07Whew
00:32:10It's just
00:32:13You're so
00:32:15You're so beautiful
00:32:17Okay, um
00:32:18Uh, no cuisine
00:32:21Right, um
00:32:22Of course
00:32:24Sorry
00:32:27So, um
00:32:29Do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:32Oh, wow
00:32:32Uh, you're wrapped up like a hot pocket
00:32:34Or a leftover macaroni and cheese
00:32:37Now that you're left over, you're not
00:32:39Yeah, uh, you're fresh
00:32:43Now that you're left over, you're not
00:32:45Yeah, uh, you're fresh
00:32:47Organic
00:32:49Yep
00:32:51Uh, so the wrap
00:32:53Right
00:32:56Where's the, uh
00:32:57It's, uh, the end that I just like right over here
00:32:59Oh, oh yeah, here it is
00:33:00Yeah
00:33:00That's where I see it
00:33:01Um, let me just, uh
00:33:03Ow, ow, ow
00:33:06Sorry, sorry, sorry
00:33:07I, um
00:33:08It's okay
00:33:09Do it again
00:33:12Sorry, I, uh
00:33:13I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult
00:33:15You know what?
00:33:15Let me just lay on the bed
00:33:18Okay
00:33:23Uh, let me just see
00:33:27Oh, here it is
00:33:28I got it
00:33:28All right
00:33:29Just, um, pull it
00:33:32Oh, geez, uh, Cheryl, are you
00:33:37You okay?
00:33:39Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:45Oh, geez
00:33:49Well, that was stupid
00:33:55Yeah
00:34:01How you doing tonight?
00:34:02I'm good
00:34:02You having a good time?
00:34:04Yeah, you good?
00:34:05Jake!
00:34:06I think I saw Cheryl upstairs
00:34:08What?
00:34:09I can't hear you
00:34:11I need another beer
00:34:13Chips are so damn salty
00:34:15Jake
00:34:15So are you with me?
00:34:16Upstairs
00:34:17Yeah
00:34:18Hold on
00:34:19Take a piss
00:34:21How much beer?
00:34:21Baby
00:34:27Wait, what?
00:34:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:34:41Oh, oh, oh.
00:34:42Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:34:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:34:49Finally.
00:34:51I, uh, I'm going to just get the blinds.
00:34:54Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:55Um, don't worry about it.
00:34:57What?
00:34:58I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:03Oh.
00:35:05Well, okay.
00:35:06Okay.
00:35:20Finally.
00:35:21I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:35:24Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:25Um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:35:28What?
00:35:29I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:33Oh.
00:35:35Well, okay.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:37Okay.
00:35:37Um.
00:36:21What are you doing?
00:36:24I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:30Um, not yet. More foreplay.
00:36:32Huh? Oh.
00:36:40It's so good.
00:36:42Oh.
00:36:44Yep.
00:36:45Oh, my God.
00:36:47Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:48What? What?
00:36:50Ah, ah, oh.
00:36:52Ah, yeah.
00:36:53Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:55Is that even a thing?
00:36:56I don't know.
00:36:59Ah.
00:37:00Are you okay?
00:37:04No, no, no, no. It's, uh, it's fine. I'm just, uh, embarrassed. I, it's probably TMJ or fracture or swollen.
00:37:15You sure you're okay?
00:37:17Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:18Okay, great. Have fun.
00:37:20Oh.
00:37:26Now. Now, let's do it now.
00:37:27No, not yet, not yet.
00:37:31All right, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. Are you ready?
00:37:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:36No, no, no, no, not yet. Lexi! Lexi! Oh, sh-
00:37:48No means no.
00:37:50Huh? Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's been a really long time and I just, I haven't
00:37:54masturbated for anything.
00:38:02Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:05How you doing?
00:38:07How's it going?
00:38:08Good.
00:38:08Eric?
00:38:10Come.
00:38:11Eric, help me. I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:15Excuse me.
00:38:19Cheryl's in here.
00:38:24Sup, bro?
00:38:26What the fuck is...
00:38:28Hey, wait!
00:38:31Lex, babe, still waiting.
00:38:39Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:38:44Damn it.
00:38:45I'm gonna say something to that bitch.
00:38:47Hey, you!
00:38:49You better stop making fun of the blind, or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:54Help!
00:38:55I'm so sorry. I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:15I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:18Ooh!
00:39:20What the do?
00:39:22Oh, man. No more water balloons. This party's ass.
00:39:29Yeah!
00:39:33This just isn't working on.
00:39:36Nothing. What's the big deal about these vibrators, anyone?
00:39:49What the fuck is this?
00:39:50Oh, man. I love this game.
00:39:52We're in the controllers. We gotta play.
00:39:53Here, here, here, here.
00:39:54Okay, let me find another one.
00:39:55All right.
00:39:56Come on.
00:39:58Woo!
00:40:00What the fuck is this?
00:40:02Oh, my God.
00:40:04Fuel. Fuel. Fuel. Fuel.
00:40:06Get that thing away. Jesus.
00:40:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:40:11Aww.
00:40:14Hey, dude. Nice shot.
00:40:17Wasn't me.
00:40:22Whoa! Whoa! Nice!
00:40:25Are you sitting there or something?
00:40:28Hey, you found the grenade launcher. Nice. Nice.
00:40:32Oh, my God.
00:40:42Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:54Whoa!
00:40:57You are the controller.
00:40:58No, I just...
00:41:00I didn't.
00:41:01I swear, I...
00:41:11Hey, don't leave.
00:41:15Where are you going, man?
00:41:18It's okay.
00:41:19Hey, Sue.
00:41:31Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:32Yeah, I just needed to...
00:41:34Um...
00:41:35Oh, sure.
00:41:38Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:43You were?
00:41:45You mean...
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:50So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:53Could we go get a drink?
00:41:57Wow, um, your toilet's really...
00:42:01You...
00:42:02You know what?
00:42:03I gotta go.
00:42:04Um, happy birthday.
00:42:05Uh, no, Chris.
00:42:06No, there wasn't...
00:42:07I didn't...
00:42:08Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:14It's okay.
00:42:21This is the worst idea ever.
00:42:23Never...
00:42:24Never going to have sex.
00:42:26Ow.
00:42:45Hello?
00:42:46A little attention here.
00:42:48Oh, yeah.
00:42:49Sorry.
00:42:55Lex.
00:42:56Don't be selfish.
00:42:58All right.
00:42:59Sorry.
00:43:11Ugh.
00:43:12Jeez.
00:43:13Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:16Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:19Screw it.
00:43:28Uh...
00:43:29I had to go!
00:43:39I had to go.
00:43:42I had to go.
00:43:46Sewing by.
00:43:47Ah, your losers.
00:43:48I'm out.
00:43:48You're out.
00:43:49Oh!
00:43:49Oh, no.
00:44:01That was bad.
00:44:02That was so bad.
00:44:15Joanna?
00:44:16Do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:18Oh, no.
00:44:19Oh, no.
00:44:21I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:26Hey.
00:44:27Does your name start with a J?
00:44:30Yes, it does.
00:44:32So, you're JJ?
00:44:33Uh-oh.
00:44:56Hello. Welcome to 1-900 Confess. Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:01A nun.
00:45:02Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:09Please hold.
00:45:10Oh, thank goodness.
00:45:141-900 Confession. How may I be of service?
00:45:17It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:20I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:22One day?
00:45:29Is that too long?
00:45:31I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:34Go on.
00:45:35Uh, okay. Well, I've been touching myself.
00:45:39Inappropriately.
00:45:39Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:45:42What's her problem?
00:45:43A washing machine touched her.
00:45:47Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:45:50All right, freak. Time's up.
00:45:52What? But what do I do?
00:45:53Just unplug the thing.
00:45:55No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:45:59Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:46:02I'm serious.
00:46:03Look, honey. You seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:46:07I'll tell you this.
00:46:09Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:11No contritions?
00:46:13You broke no covenant with God.
00:46:15It's not in the Bible.
00:46:17So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:21Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:24Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:26Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:29Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:32Huh. God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:34He sure is. Now run along.
00:46:40Wow. How do you know all that?
00:46:43Because I'm a nun.
00:46:45Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:47Huh. Accidental masturbation. Who'd it think?
00:47:00Revenge sex. What a stupid fucking idea...
00:47:03Oh God. I'm Tennessee.
00:47:05Huh.
00:47:07Can you quit me off the road?
00:47:07Yeah, I got no game.
00:47:09I guess I just get a headache.
00:47:11Uh.
00:47:11Get a defiant.
00:47:12Alright, there.
00:47:16Fucking douchebag.
00:47:18Damn it.
00:47:20Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:22You go, girl.
00:47:24What?
00:47:26What are you doing here?
00:47:28We needed someplace private.
00:47:30But hey, listen, if you're serious about getting laid...
00:47:33Yeah?
00:47:34If you want someone great, I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:40No offense.
00:47:41Frank, the blind guy.
00:47:44Really?
00:47:45I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:48I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:50It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:53It was like we used all our senses.
00:47:56Everything.
00:47:59If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:02All right.
00:48:09What about him?
00:48:10Jeremy.
00:48:11Oh, yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:14Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:16I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:18It's Jones.
00:48:20Jeremy Jones.
00:48:22This all makes sense.
00:48:23Excuse me.
00:48:25Jeremy.
00:48:27Hi.
00:48:28Hey.
00:48:28Who's on the phone?
00:48:30Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:32You'll meet her.
00:48:33It'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:34Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:36I don't know.
00:48:47I don't know.
00:48:49I don't know.
00:48:50I don't know.
00:48:51I don't know.
00:48:53I don't know.
00:48:54I don't know.
00:48:56I don't know.
00:48:57I don't know.
00:48:57I don't know.
00:48:57I don't know.
00:48:57You met the dog.
00:49:00Relax.
00:49:02You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:14Oh, I'm relaxed.
00:49:15I'm fine.
00:49:16Why are you biting your nail?
00:49:18I'm not.
00:49:22How did you know that?
00:49:25Corner.
00:49:29Sit.
00:49:32Roll over.
00:49:35Oh, you mean me.
00:49:39Roll over.
00:49:42Oh, you mean me.
00:49:44Oh, how do you...
00:49:45How do you want me to...
00:49:47Just like that.
00:49:48I know it.
00:49:59Oh.
00:50:00Oh.
00:50:00I shouldn't even be doing this,
00:50:02but considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:05Okay.
00:50:09Oh.
00:50:11See me with your hands.
00:50:17All right.
00:50:18All right.
00:50:19Uh...
00:50:25You know, I should really...
00:50:26I have a boyfriend,
00:50:27and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:28Really.
00:50:31Oh.
00:50:41Mmm.
00:50:42Peanut butter.
00:50:56Frank, Frank, oh, oh, Frank.
00:51:14Frank, oh, Frank.
00:51:26Yo, ma'am.
00:51:28Dude, give me two.
00:51:29My chips, young boy.
00:51:31Dude, give me two, man.
00:51:32My chips.
00:51:33Dude, my chips.
00:51:34Dude, give me two.
00:51:36My chips?
00:51:38Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:41Sorry.
00:51:49It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:52That's all.
00:51:56No, let me do this. Go ahead.
00:51:58I got it. I got it.
00:51:59No, really, please. I want to help.
00:52:04Okay, everybody out.
00:52:06Leave. I have to vacuum.
00:52:21You're not even getting the chips. They're over here.
00:52:24I see some dust over here, so...
00:52:29It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:33It's a dirty floor.
00:52:35Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:45All right.
00:52:56Okay.
00:52:58All right.
00:53:00I think I got all that.
00:53:02I'm just gonna...
00:53:03I'll see you.
00:53:05Oh, here's my chest.
00:53:14Frankie!
00:53:16Oh, my... Oh.
00:53:17What was that?
00:53:18What?
00:53:19Ah, fucking shit.
00:53:21Man, we got a...
00:53:21Oh, look at smoking here.
00:53:25Stop.
00:53:26Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:29Holy shitbox.
00:53:30Oh, sorry, man.
00:53:31We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:33Oh, I heard something.
00:53:34You want to join us?
00:53:35Uh...
00:53:36No, I might...
00:53:36Come on, you gotta do it!
00:53:38Come on!
00:53:39Seriously, guys, I need to go back.
00:53:40What's your dog, man?
00:53:40Dude!
00:53:41What's like being blinded?
00:53:42It's trippy.
00:53:47Frank?
00:53:48Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
00:53:52Bro, you are too funny.
00:53:56Thanks, man.
00:53:58Ooh, this is some good stuff.
00:53:59I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:01Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:04Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:05I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:09Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:11This is some good shit.
00:54:13I'm gonna do it!
00:54:30Oh, no.
00:54:31You're the devil.
00:54:33No more.
00:54:36JJ, I'm...
00:54:38Jeremy?
00:54:39You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:42Please.
00:54:44Lex, I can't.
00:54:46I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:48I really like this girl.
00:54:49Fine.
00:54:51It's just so sad, because I'm wearing this...
00:54:54coupless bra, and I also have on crotchless panties.
00:54:59With just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:04Oh.
00:55:09We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:11Perfect.
00:55:16Before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:19Before she gets here.
00:55:28Before she gets here.
00:55:30Perfect.
00:55:30Fuck me.
00:55:31Fuck me.
00:55:32Fuck me now.
00:55:36What?
00:55:36What's wrong?
00:55:38I can't...
00:55:38I can't get it in.
00:55:41Try down there.
00:55:42It's like desert down there.
00:55:43It's sandpaper.
00:55:45I just...
00:55:46Okay, I get the picture.
00:55:47It's like...
00:55:48Just try it again.
00:55:51No.
00:55:52Why is this happening?
00:55:54We've fooled around before.
00:55:55I was dripping wet.
00:55:57I came like four times, remember?
00:55:58Just do what you did then.
00:56:00Go on.
00:56:00I already did my thing.
00:56:02I already tried.
00:56:04What?
00:56:05What is different this time?
00:56:07I don't know.
00:56:09Last time...
00:56:12I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:15What?
00:56:17You're not JJ?
00:56:18But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:21How can you not be JJ?
00:56:23Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:26Where are you going?
00:56:27We're not done here.
00:56:28I can still do this.
00:56:29I just need a little bit of foreplay.
00:56:31I can do this.
00:56:32I don't need JJ.
00:56:33I don't need anyone else.
00:56:35We can do this.
00:56:37Go team.
00:56:41What?
00:56:42Just keep going.
00:56:46Jeremy?
00:56:48Shit.
00:56:58Where's Jeremy?
00:57:01We were just, you know, cooking.
00:57:04Hey babe.
00:57:05Just working out.
00:57:10How could you?
00:57:11You bastard!
00:57:15You might wanna...
00:57:17What?
00:57:18What?
00:57:23Mariela!
00:57:25Mariela!
00:57:26You know those aren't mine!
00:57:28At least not all of them.
00:57:31What is wrong with you?
00:57:37You used to be so pure.
00:57:41Well no more.
00:57:42That's it.
00:57:43Really.
00:57:44That's the last one.
00:57:47No.
00:57:49You don't have to be like a dog.
00:57:53You're absolutely right.
00:57:54No.
00:57:55We're running out of media all over the world.
00:57:55You're not lying down.
00:57:55Oh man.
00:57:57I don't fucking know.
00:58:00No.
00:58:18Cheryl. What is it? What are you doing down here?
00:58:22Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:26What? Why? Nothing. Just this blind guy and his dog. Honey, it's gonna be okay.
00:58:35No, it's not okay. God. And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:40I'm sorry. It's Jake's. Jake's fault. That blind cheating bastard.
00:58:46Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.
00:58:50Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him. I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
00:58:55Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:58:57You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:00Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk of my mind. A big piece of it.
00:59:05Yeah. You know, you might wanna...
00:59:09You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:11Yeah, you're right.
00:59:13We're wearing a sheet.
00:59:20I'm sorry. I just, uh...
00:59:24I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:28I got no game.
00:59:35It's not important.
00:59:49Hey, um...
00:59:49Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:51No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.
00:59:53Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
00:59:55No, no, no. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I wanna make
01:00:02it up to you.
01:00:02Eric, really? I don't care. It's fine.
01:00:05No, but I do.
01:00:06I mean, I do. I care.
01:00:09I haven't known how to tell you.
01:00:12Maybe because, uh, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:15But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime.
01:00:21Soon.
01:00:22Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:25Really?
01:00:26Eric, you're shy.
01:00:27You have no game.
01:00:30No, not really.
01:00:33Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.
01:00:38Okay. All right.
01:00:41I, uh...
01:00:43Happy birthday, then.
01:00:55I'm sorry, I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:05Wow.
01:01:17Here I come, baby.
01:01:19Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:23Oh.
01:01:24Eric, stop.
01:01:25Um, we can't do this.
01:01:27Oh, God.
01:01:27Sorry.
01:01:28Oh, no, um...
01:01:29Honey, happy...
01:01:32What the fuck is this?
01:01:34Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:35Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:40Cheryl.
01:01:41Baby.
01:01:42What is this?
01:01:44Aw, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:47You're...
01:01:47I've been looking for you all night and you've been...
01:01:50Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:52You couldn't find me?
01:01:54What about all those girls' vaginas you were in or your penis getting sucked?
01:01:59Cheryl, honey.
01:02:00No, no.
01:02:01We can work this out.
01:02:02Baby, I love you.
01:02:04Jake, no.
01:02:04You have to go.
01:02:05Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:07I promise.
01:02:08No, Jake.
01:02:08I can't do this.
01:02:09I'm sorry.
01:02:10Cheryl, come on.
01:02:11No, Jake, please, just go.
01:02:13I'm sorry.
01:02:15You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:16How can you do...
01:02:18Yay!
01:02:19You did it.
01:02:20I am so proud of you.
01:02:21You got your revenge sex.
01:02:23You've left him a mere shell of a man.
01:02:25Revenge sex?
01:02:27It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:30Right.
01:02:32It all makes sense now.
01:02:35Wow.
01:02:36I feel really stupid.
01:02:38Eric, I'm really...
01:02:39I'm really sorry.
01:02:41Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:44And you used me.
01:02:46Eric, please don't go.
01:02:47Please, Eric!
01:02:50Aren't you happy?
01:02:52Well, no.
01:02:53That's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:02:56You mean the sex?
01:02:57Was it...
01:02:58Yeah?
01:02:58No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:00Oh.
01:03:01You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:03Really?
01:03:03I just never found the right guy.
01:03:05Or guys.
01:03:07Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:09People are starting to leave.
01:03:10I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:23Can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:25This is bullshit!
01:03:26God!
01:03:27Oh!
01:03:29Oh!
01:03:30Suck it!
01:03:32God, I'm out of here!
01:03:34Yeah!
01:03:35He has good hair, though.
01:03:40Don't you puke on me.
01:03:42And don't puke in my car, either.
01:03:56Oh, Sue, are you alright?
01:03:59Was it from sex?
01:04:01Did you pop your cork?
01:04:02I don't think so.
01:04:03I'm out with the guy, anyway.
01:04:05Oh, don't ask.
01:04:06Every possible object.
01:04:08It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:10It was like...
01:04:11Transformers.
01:04:12They just all became vibrators.
01:04:14Ha!
01:04:15I told you.
01:04:16It's addicting.
01:04:19So what about Chris?
01:04:20Well, last time I saw him, he was running away through your life.
01:04:23I told you he was gay.
01:04:24No.
01:04:25Well, I think I'm just...
01:04:26Oh.
01:04:27Cramp.
01:04:29Oh.
01:04:30Oh.
01:04:30I think it's broken.
01:04:32So, wait.
01:04:34None of us cashed in our V-card.
01:04:37Ha!
01:04:40Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:43So I was gonna go grab some food.
01:04:45Wanna go?
01:04:45No.
01:04:47I think I should finish up here.
01:04:49Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:51No.
01:04:53I don't know.
01:04:54For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:04:58Or something.
01:05:00Why?
01:05:00Do you know him?
01:05:01Sort of.
01:05:02Oh.
01:05:03Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:13Love him?
01:05:14Shut it!
01:05:15I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:05:16You wanna get married?
01:05:17You wanna do it?
01:05:18Dippin!
01:05:18All right, all right, all right.
01:05:19Just talk.
01:05:35Just talk.
01:05:44Um, no.
01:05:46No way.
01:06:03Oh well, there's always next year.
01:06:25It's you, I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:30Okay?
01:06:33J.J.
01:07:03J.J.
01:07:19J.J.
01:07:33J.J.
01:07:39J.J.
01:07:39J.J.
01:07:39J.J.
01:07:41J.J.
01:07:46J.J.
01:07:46J.J.
01:07:49J.J.
01:07:49J.J.
01:07:49J.J.
01:07:53J.J.
01:07:54J.J.
01:07:54J.J.
01:07:55J.J.
01:07:57J.J.
01:07:58J.J.
01:07:59J.J.
01:08:01J.J.
01:08:03J.J.
01:08:06J.J.
01:08:08J.J.
01:08:10J.J.
01:08:10J.J.
01:08:12J.J.
01:08:13J.J.
01:08:13J.J.
01:08:13J.J.
01:08:18J.J.
01:08:22J.J.
01:08:24J.J.
01:08:29J.J.
01:08:30J.J.
01:08:30J.J.
01:08:30J.J.
01:08:30J.J.
01:08:31J.J.
01:08:31J.J.
01:08:31J.J.
01:08:31J.J.
01:08:32J.J.
01:08:32J.J.
01:08:33J.J.
01:08:33J.J.
01:08:35J.J.
01:08:38J.J.
01:08:48J.J.
01:08:50Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:53I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:08:57Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:02Sister, can I get up now?
01:09:04I really gotta pee.
01:09:06No! Hush your trap!
01:09:09Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work,
01:09:11but call back any time.
01:09:13I will.
01:09:15Thanks.
01:09:18Sister?
01:09:19Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:09:38Eric, wait.
01:09:42Cheryl?
01:09:45Eric, um...
01:09:46Look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:50I was trying to have revenge sex with you.
01:09:52At the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.
01:09:56I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:09:58The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:02Um...
01:10:02I...
01:10:03I do want to go out with you.
01:10:06And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:10I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is,
01:10:12and he's all over these pink...
01:10:15Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:17Oh.
01:10:19Wow.
01:10:19Um, Cheryl.
01:10:20This is my sister Tina.
01:10:22Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:24Hi.
01:10:25Hi.
01:10:26Nice to meet you.
01:10:30Uh...
01:10:30So, um...
01:10:32Do you mind if I call you in a few days?
01:10:34When I get back?
01:10:35Yeah.
01:10:36Sure.
01:10:42Oh.
01:10:44Sorry.
01:10:44No kissing.
01:10:45Right.
01:10:45No, kissing.
01:11:02Oh.
01:11:02Hey, did you ever, uh...
01:11:04get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:08I don't even care that you hooked up a Plexi.
01:11:10Wait, what?
01:11:11I never did that.
01:11:13I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:15She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:22She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:25I wonder who it was.
01:11:45At least this birthday's over.
01:11:58Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:01I mean, if you could just...
01:12:04I don't know, like send me a sign?
01:12:05She would like to have to lie about it.
01:12:05I mean...
01:12:05I mean...
01:12:09...
01:12:10...
01:12:10...
01:12:12...
01:12:17...
01:12:18...
01:12:19...
01:12:35excuse me excuse me do you know where the church is it's on fountain street um yeah that's the
01:12:43church i go to or used to go to um it's straight up that way and then left thank you
01:12:51you're more than welcome to come with me if you like oh um i don't know
01:13:02well that's pretty powerful oh 250 horsepower 225 pounds of torque
01:13:10like i said you're more than welcome to hop on
01:13:14i don't think so but thanks what's your name sue what's yours jesus
01:13:23really tea maybe i could use the ride
01:13:28so
01:13:43Oh, my God.
01:14:27Oh, my God.
01:14:30Oh, my God.
01:15:05Oh, my God.
01:15:29Oh, my God.
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