- 2 days ago
My Dad Is Poseidon 2026
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:57There's some kind of
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:59Go!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:06Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:22I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it. He tracked me.
05:30Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:35Get away, Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:06Yes.
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:33Yeah.
06:36Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?!
07:22Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough!
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea boat give him a wide bird.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:17You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:19Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing!
08:28Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura? She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy? Mommy?
10:37Mommy?
10:54It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
10:57Mommy?
10:59Mom?
11:08Mommy?
11:09Ok.
11:12Somebody help me.
11:15Somebody help me!
11:26give me a name Leora
11:27who did this
11:29I'm going to tear them apart
11:32it was
11:54your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:57you're my fiance my property
11:59you filthy whore
12:01spread your legs for some stray dog
12:06but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:14no let go
12:17with nymph blood in my veins
12:20even Olympus will bow to me
12:29I got careless
12:32diving near a shipwreck
12:33my fault
12:34shipwreck
12:36those cuts are surgical Leora
12:38someone did this to you
12:43you're just a regular guy
12:45stay out of it
12:46boss
12:47soup's ready
12:54if I don't make it
12:56promise me you'll take care of Lily
12:59she's all we have left
13:01she's safe
13:02now drink
13:05soup isn't gonna fix this Jack
13:13Jack
13:14Jack you
13:16Ambrosia residue
13:17golden apple sap
13:19I studied this in grad's time
13:21Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:24where the hell did you get this
13:27more
13:28more
13:28try it
13:39these ingredients
13:40where did you get them
13:47it's my first time
13:49it's my first time meeting daddy
13:49I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:15what a lively little snack
14:18what a lively little snack
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:31you want more
14:33I've got a ton of it laying around
14:35this guy's luck is insane
14:38a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:43is this coast a secret Olympian vault
14:46you're safe here Liria
14:51we've got a kid together now
14:54I'm not letting anything touch
14:57you or Lily
14:58Jack I'm grateful but I
15:00Daddy help
15:04something's trying to eat me
15:08Lily's in trouble
15:15I'm not tasty
15:17my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:20please don't eat me
15:25divine power runs through this girl
15:28devour you
15:30and I might even claim the sea king's throne
16:00I might even claim the sea king's throne
16:07you disgusting freak
16:09what do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:11mommy
16:14I've got you baby
16:17touch my kid again
16:19and I'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21ha
16:22you ruined my meal
16:26wait
16:27the baby mama herself
16:30perfect
16:35two courses for the price of one
16:44you bitch
16:51Jack take Lily and run
16:52go
16:58run
16:59from the Lycian Hydro
17:01you pathetic little insects
17:08you
17:10Posei
17:11that kid's his
17:13no wonder the power's so pure
17:16that's Poseidon's bloodline
17:18if I stay
17:19I'm dead
17:27what the hell just happened
17:28it ran
17:30damn
17:30Leoya
17:31your powers are badass
17:33you straight up scared the monster off
17:36me
17:36no way
17:37even at full strength
17:38I couldn't take that thing
17:39I'm still recovering
17:42wait
17:42maybe it sensed the guardian
17:44of the sea vault
17:47whatever
17:48let's get home
17:49that thing might circle back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time
18:01figures
18:02he's just a regular guy
18:04after all
18:06ison
18:07about
18:07don't
18:08it
18:08right
18:13he's not
18:15oh
18:15god
18:16mom
18:18I
18:19like
18:26how
18:27to
18:28hopefully
18:28I
18:28I
18:33like
18:34and
18:46My liege, have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:50Please, spare my life.
18:52No problem.
18:53Thank you, my lord, thank you for your mercy.
18:56Try to remember that in your next life.
19:10Enjoying the show?
19:21My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:25Listen to me.
19:26If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:32Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:34Yes, my liege!
19:48My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself.
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs, but Poseidon, guy's long gone.
20:08Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:11Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:13Wanna bet?
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:27The world's the same as ever.
20:29The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:47Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
20:59If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this.
21:16I'm not wasting it on you.
21:17I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace.
21:26You crash my spot, you die here!
21:51Little fish.
22:00Hades' staff?
22:01One shot?
22:03The sea king!
22:04He's real!
22:07Hades!
22:08You hiding?
22:09Come out!
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:13One!
22:15Two!
22:19Thank the fates!
22:21The boss is here!
22:27Boss!
22:28This bum!
22:34You idiot!
22:36Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown!
22:38You're done!
22:39Get out!
22:39In front of Poseidon, you're ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun.
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood.
23:02I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days.
23:05I'll be back.
23:10Everyone!
23:10Drop what you're doing!
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:14Every resource, every contact.
23:16Now!
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:40Kid comes with us alive.
23:42She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:45Let's move.
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:59Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
24:05Ha, ha, ha, ha!
24:07A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders.
24:17Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:20Or I drag your corpse back.
24:22Mommy?
24:23Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:35Stay away from my daughter!
24:37Don't you dare touch her!
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:56This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now.
25:01I'll go with you.
25:02On one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go!
25:06No, Mommy!
25:07I'm not leaving you!
25:09Ha, ha, ha, ha!
25:19Kid's mine.
25:21You die.
25:25You poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog.
25:31The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:35Give up!
25:37You've gone too far.
25:39Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:44You're wounded.
25:46Poisoned.
25:48Poisoned.
25:49The kid's coming with me.
25:53Don't touch her!
25:55Come at me!
25:56Feisty one.
25:58Dylan wants you dead.
26:00But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:09Such a pretty face.
26:11All mine now.
26:16Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:25Lily, Lily, run!
26:28Get out of here!
26:32Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
27:04You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:09My poison.
27:14Jack.
27:14Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:21You okay, babe?
27:22So you're the boyfriend.
27:24Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:44Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:46Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:48Shut up and go.
27:50Now!
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:07Run all you want.
28:08My pack tears you both apart.
28:10You got it.
28:22No!
28:25No!
28:51Oh, my God.
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:56You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:28Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:30He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:43Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful!
30:55Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:05That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:13I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn. You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:33Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:05I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first.
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine.
33:24I'll oblige.
33:25warmer, no.
33:25I'll ride.
33:25Oh
33:56Already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are beside his warriors
34:30Ancient Ekethra the coastal legend monster. Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha our boss has real backing he summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
34:43No matter how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us
34:48We're finished don't worry darling things might turn around lyra veil has been captured
34:55Now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:00They're here for me
35:01Jack stay behind me
35:03With me here no one touches you
35:06Stop saying that Jack look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:16My lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:24You worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where I stand
35:37Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
35:48You're a
Comments