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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy 💕 💕
Love Request From My Enemy 💕 💕
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell my hero who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my god, it's cold!
00:02:06He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:18Oh!
00:03:19Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Clay.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsey.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hailey.
00:04:35It's so nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48Uh, there you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:00That's so good!
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow, what are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back!
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:56No, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:25No.
00:06:26Stop recording me.
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:55She does look kind of cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Haley.
00:07:24Well, Haley, I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence.
00:07:33So did you.
00:07:34Oh, no.
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child.
00:07:43Follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her,
00:07:48I must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I want to be with you,
00:08:17and you want to be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um,
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:05You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:12Okay, yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of-
00:09:19Oh my God, seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're trying to be survivable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now.
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Dammit!
00:09:42Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:17I won't.
00:10:17I didn't plan on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29I have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:38I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:39My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:52Well, the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55I mean, not in my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh my god.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:51Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh my god, are you kidding me?
00:12:16Oh my god.
00:12:18Oh my god.
00:12:21How are you?
00:12:26Oh shit.
00:12:29Uh-oh.
00:12:31What's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:36Oh my god.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:50Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:55Stop.
00:12:55Delete it.
00:12:56We need to leave it.
00:13:08Oh my brave knight.
00:13:10I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh my god.
00:13:18Oh my god.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop.
00:13:31Fist!
00:13:32Fist!
00:13:33Fist!
00:13:33Fist!
00:13:34Fist!
00:13:36Fist!
00:13:36Fist!
00:13:37Fist!
00:13:37Fist!
00:13:37Fist!
00:13:38Fist!
00:13:38Fist!
00:13:39Fist!
00:13:40Fist!
00:13:41Fist!
00:13:41Oh my god.
00:13:43Oh my god.
00:13:45Oh my god.
00:13:48Oh my god.
00:13:49My school enemy is my ally, girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off your video!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:56Oh my god.
00:14:06Hey.
00:14:08You okay?
00:14:11Give that to me.
00:14:19Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:21What the hell, Cole?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:14:59All right.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Tough day, huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time, he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:19Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:39That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41With?
00:16:41About after school, at the balcony.
00:16:43I'll bring four hours.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Call me father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43What if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole, or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God, I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:22But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:43You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch,
00:19:02and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:19I called me.
00:19:21So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way,
00:19:34Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04It's like how you're going to record this.
00:20:13I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:26I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just, I happened to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:09Yeah, my boyfriend actually.
00:21:13Well, he, he kind of stood me up, so.
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got into it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so.
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edmonds?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He, he makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02You understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09I don't see how you touch him like this.
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my, my boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend, and you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and he loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:30Wait, it couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:04He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't.
00:24:27I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:37We set the fireworks wild.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:29Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Do you have a date?
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54so are you going to prom yeah i did well i don't know so you have a date
00:26:01or shall i say victim are you jealous of me me jealous no why would i be jealous oh because
00:26:08i
00:26:08think you so secretly want to be you are so full of yourself you can do this on your own
00:26:13yeah
00:26:16no way it's a self-locking door really this woman's gonna be back in an hour i'm sure it'll be
00:26:23fine
00:26:23i'm stuck here with you for a full hour no sorry am i that bad i think maybe we can
00:26:29pick up where
00:26:30we left off or maybe trust me we're keeping our distance this time actually yeah
00:26:46that was my first kiss
00:26:50my first kiss was not supposed to go like that it was supposed to be special at prom and not
00:26:55just
00:26:56bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this why don't you regret it you know we can do more if you want
00:27:29and i i've been holding back a lot more than you think so you want me
00:27:37i think you know how much i want you
00:27:43do you want me i want you
00:27:58oh my god how long have you two been in here
00:28:00i really need to change this lock are you two okay oh yeah yeah we're good
00:28:14you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen what didn't happen
00:28:18hey wait it's just hormones jake
00:28:23can you still play after your accident relax i'm not dead
00:28:26wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:35i gotta go
00:28:43guacamole wizard
00:28:44huh
00:28:47are you all better after your car accident
00:28:49do i know you
00:28:51why is he being so standoffish is he trying to give me a surprise or he heard something
00:28:56about cole you're crushing your soda can
00:29:01she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:03she was in a real car accident
00:29:05and korean you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:08i can't get this anymore
00:29:09cole wait
00:29:12oh shit
00:29:17what's up guys
00:29:19um we were just chatting
00:29:21chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:24was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:28hey
00:29:28i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32they're your favorite
00:29:33right
00:29:35how did you know that
00:29:37tough day huh
00:29:38there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40they're my favorite
00:29:42he couldn't be cool
00:29:44could he
00:29:50the truth is um
00:29:51a dickhead
00:29:54would you honestly get out of your bro
00:29:55you came to my table bro
00:29:57and knocked my ball away
00:30:05there it goes again
00:30:07cole is jealous
00:30:08we got a problem here cole
00:30:09we don't have a problem
00:30:12we don't have a problem
00:30:13right
00:30:14tell cole to get my ball
00:30:15and we don't have a problem
00:30:18jake you know it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22i have the ball now
00:30:23can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:27cole and jake are fighting over haley
00:30:30maybe i can use that
00:30:34jake
00:30:35hey
00:30:36what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:40wait seriously
00:30:41yeah
00:30:41just one little catch
00:30:43you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:47all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:51if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:54i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:30:58but if he's really jake
00:31:00then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02you've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:04i'm thinking
00:31:04about the report or about him
00:31:06why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:08we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:11maybe maybe you've known jake longer
00:31:13no
00:31:13you don't
00:31:14how do you know that
00:31:15you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:17stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:19you have no idea
00:31:25oh my god
00:31:26is jake asking me to prom
00:31:41hey lee someone's here to see you
00:31:55are you asking me to prom
00:31:56too cheesy
00:31:58no it's cute
00:32:01the accident
00:32:02the mozzarella sticks
00:32:04he is guacamole wizard
00:32:05so um
00:32:07what do you think
00:32:08you want to go to prom with me
00:32:10i
00:32:11i should feel happy
00:32:12but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:17hey can we not
00:32:21hey can we not
00:32:23dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:25my problem here dude
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:30wow
00:32:32that is some weak shit man
00:32:34oh
00:32:34that's weak shit
00:32:36is this weak shit
00:32:40oh my god
00:32:48wow
00:32:49he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56wait i can't
00:32:57cold put me down
00:32:58put me down
00:32:59put me down
00:33:02don't do that again
00:33:15new couple alerts
00:33:17fuck off jen
00:33:19why do you hate me so much gull
00:33:21you and i
00:33:21we're not that different
00:33:22and if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:25i think that we would make a great match
00:33:27like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:30i might say yes
00:33:34jen
00:33:34you want to go to prom
00:33:36with me
00:33:38jen you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:40we're both hot
00:33:41and we're both rich
00:33:42and our dads have been in business like forever
00:33:45so
00:33:46how romantic
00:33:47i think i'll pass
00:33:50you're gonna regret this call edmunds
00:33:57if i message corcamole wizard
00:33:59i wonder if jake's phone were ding
00:34:03what should we wear to prom
00:34:15i'll talk to you later
00:34:17i'll see you around school okay
00:34:18okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:19bye
00:34:20he's so different
00:34:22maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:25hey
00:34:27hayley
00:34:35jeez
00:34:37god
00:34:42here i'll get it
00:34:49oh
00:34:50you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:52i don't care
00:34:53i do care
00:34:56here we are
00:35:13don't go to prom with jake
00:35:15i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:18he doesn't even know you
00:35:19and you do
00:35:20how do you know i like mozzarella sticks
00:35:22that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:24because i pay attention to what you like
00:35:28i noticed it at lunch
00:35:30the first day
00:35:32you were watching me
00:35:34just don't go to prom with jake
00:35:51milf
00:35:53colt is talking to hayley
00:35:54again
00:35:55your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:35:58unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00obviously i do
00:36:01okay then break them up
00:36:03idiot
00:36:04uh what do i do
00:36:07i've got a few ideas
00:36:13here look
00:36:16someone will take you to prom
00:36:17all right i promise
00:36:18yeah
00:36:19really like who
00:36:20i mean the whole school hates me
00:36:22except for jake
00:36:24and you
00:36:25but you're not asking me
00:36:28hey
00:36:28oh hey jake
00:36:31hey how um
00:36:32i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:34the other night
00:36:37the other night
00:36:38yeah it was
00:36:40so
00:36:41sexy
00:36:43you're so sexy
00:36:44jake what are you talking about
00:36:47i hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:51but she's my prom date
00:36:56and she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:36:59oh shit
00:37:02oh shit
00:37:03come on
00:37:05oh
00:37:07oh
00:37:08oh
00:37:08oh
00:37:09oh
00:37:14oh my god
00:37:28principal stevens
00:37:29i've got to save cole
00:37:30i mean jake
00:37:31i've got to save jake
00:37:36oh
00:37:37oh my god
00:37:39principal stevens
00:37:40i'm so sorry
00:37:42bailey rock
00:37:43that's detention
00:37:45after school
00:37:47don't be late
00:38:03call me
00:38:04what are you doing here
00:38:05can we keep you company
00:38:08it's the least i could do
00:38:09if you
00:38:09saved my rest today
00:38:12the locker thing
00:38:13that was an accident
00:38:14oh sure
00:38:17so uh
00:38:18you and
00:38:19you and jake huh
00:38:22no
00:38:23he lied about that
00:38:24i don't know why though
00:38:26good
00:38:27you know
00:38:29father the asshole
00:38:30every time he looks at you
00:38:31makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33thinking about him
00:38:34touching you
00:38:35kissing you
00:38:37i could kill him
00:38:40promise me
00:38:41you won't go to prom
00:38:42okay fine
00:38:46i won't
00:38:50because i want
00:38:51to go to prom
00:38:51with you
00:38:54okay everyone
00:38:55let's start off
00:38:56by mixing
00:38:56our sodium
00:38:57bicarbonate
00:39:04oh my god
00:39:06i am so fed up
00:39:07with this
00:39:23oh
00:39:25sorry
00:39:27i tripped
00:39:27no no no no no
00:39:29no no no no
00:39:29jen
00:39:30what
00:39:30it always has to be about her
00:39:32doesn't it
00:39:36they're dead
00:39:38they're both dead
00:39:39oh
00:39:41how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:45oh
00:39:46what are you
00:39:47are you almost crying
00:39:49it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53jen
00:39:54what's going on over there
00:40:06what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:11mr edmunds
00:40:12oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine
00:40:14detention
00:40:15today after school
00:40:17shit
00:40:29jake hey
00:40:31oh uh
00:40:32sorry
00:40:32gotta get to student council
00:40:36hey
00:40:37you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:39the rice trick
00:40:43yeah
00:40:45you don't know about the
00:40:47come on
00:41:00hey
00:41:01um
00:41:01ella
00:41:03it's
00:41:04emma
00:41:04yeah
00:41:05that's what i said
00:41:06can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:17hey it's gonna be okay
00:41:19we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:23no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means
00:41:26it means i can't
00:41:28can't what
00:41:32i talked to a friend online
00:41:34he's really important to me
00:41:39and i'm sure
00:41:41you're really important to him
00:41:51you know cool
00:41:53if you look past
00:41:54all that hair gel
00:41:56and
00:41:56big ol ego
00:41:58and rich kid
00:41:59okay okay
00:42:00i get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:10hey look at that
00:42:12oh my god
00:42:13thank you
00:42:16oh my god
00:42:17you're a miracle worker
00:42:24oh what is taking so long
00:42:26you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28shut up ella
00:42:29it's emma
00:42:31whatever
00:42:38oh my god
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:45oh
00:42:46oh
00:42:47morning valley whore
00:42:48how are things in the castle
00:42:55valley whore
00:42:56what are they talking about
00:43:12guacamole wizard
00:43:13when can we be together in person
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17i want you so badly
00:43:18i dream about you touching me
00:43:20oh my god
00:43:21someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:23touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah hey valley whore
00:43:28show them what you really like
00:43:48there you go
00:43:49here this is for you
00:43:55oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:43:56you hacked my laptop
00:43:59oh no it wasn't me
00:44:01it was that kid ella
00:44:02but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:04what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:07hayley
00:44:07what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:09no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11hey everyone
00:44:12i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:15because who in their right mind
00:44:17would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:48i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:54jake
00:44:54hey
00:44:57now is the time
00:44:58tell them
00:44:59tell them what
00:45:01that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god
00:45:11did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie
00:45:15i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:18what
00:45:19why would you do that
00:45:20oh i don't know cole
00:45:21why do you think i would do that
00:45:25jake
00:45:25is this true
00:45:27have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:31sorry
00:45:32it was nothing personal
00:45:38yeah nothing personal
00:45:41oh
00:45:42oh
00:45:44oh
00:45:44oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:46oh
00:45:47all right
00:45:47all right
00:45:48all right
00:45:48enough
00:45:49what in the world is going on here
00:45:51is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's all him
00:45:54okay
00:45:54well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight
00:46:02you stole a leaf blower
00:46:04and defaced school property
00:46:06it wasn't school property dad
00:46:08it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheet
00:46:10jesus
00:46:10how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate call
00:46:16do you think that's what it could be
00:46:17who cares
00:46:18i care
00:46:20and
00:46:21i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:23so you're taking her to prom
00:46:24what
00:46:25how over my dead body
00:46:27oh
00:46:27because you're like that hailey girl
00:46:30i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:32no no please don't
00:46:33please
00:46:34please
00:46:34then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:36max's dad called
00:46:37he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go
00:46:40and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:42end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward
00:46:51message him
00:46:52just do it
00:46:53just do it
00:46:56you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake
00:47:13please can't you just tell me now
00:47:15i think i've had enough public humiliation
00:47:17for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:37okay
00:47:39you got the ceiling
00:47:40just take a deep breath
00:47:42you got this
00:47:43you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:10hey hayley
00:48:12i'm glad you came
00:48:13you look so pretty
00:48:14hi
00:48:15hey max
00:48:16your house is gorgeous
00:48:18i mean
00:48:18no it's just my parents
00:48:19blood money
00:48:20you know they're upstairs
00:48:21watching the last of us right now
00:48:22they don't care about shit
00:48:24get drunk girl
00:48:24woo
00:48:28yeah
00:48:38what are you doing here
00:48:40valley whore
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:45hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48valley whore
00:48:53jen
00:48:53why are you doing this
00:48:54what have i even done to you
00:48:56to me
00:48:56oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02those are concerning
00:49:03actually i kind of look a bit of a perv
00:49:06did you know that
00:49:07hayley
00:49:08she's a little pervy princess
00:49:10pervy princess
00:49:13pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:19hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:21leave me alone
00:49:23is there a fire
00:49:24okay we set off the alarm
00:49:39oh
00:49:50oh
00:49:52oh
00:49:52oh
00:49:52oh
00:49:52oh
00:49:52oh
00:49:56oh
00:50:15go
00:50:17Are you him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:23Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:26Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:36This whole time.
00:50:39Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:43Hey, wait.
00:50:43Wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:51You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:55Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06Now, what about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:09What are you?
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car!
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:33Haley!
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:37I'm a strippers.
00:51:38So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:52You will be forgotten.
00:51:54You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fire.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:09Haley, come on.
00:52:10You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness
00:52:18and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:28So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:32Haley!
00:52:36What the fuck is this?
00:52:38What the fuck is this?
00:52:41No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:44Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not dad's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:50I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:07Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:24Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:32You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmundsons.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:49Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:51Cole's grounded.
00:53:51Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What?
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:56Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:01No.
00:55:02I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:40I'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago.
00:55:43Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:52I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:09Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:47But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:55What do you hope?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:59I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04That and they're really fucking hot.
00:57:11Hey, uh, one of those things I said we could do?
00:57:16Here I go.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22I'm getting there, don't worry.
00:57:23Mm-hmm.
00:57:42Uh-huh.
00:57:46Okay, so...
00:57:47What do you think?
00:57:4910 out of 10.
00:57:50No.
00:57:50Yeah.
00:57:51What do again?
00:57:52Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:58All right.
00:57:59All right, that's fair.
00:58:00I'll, uh, I'll take that as a warning.
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:09Am I being nice to Cole Eggnitz?
00:58:11Mm, no, God, no.
00:58:12I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17No, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just lost behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:22I'll see you in a minute.
00:58:23No, I'll see you in a minute now.
00:58:24Stop it.
00:58:45Um...
00:58:45Jay kind of beat me to the gym.
00:58:47Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:48I don't want to hear it.
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:52But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:54Wait here.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:08I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:13Uh, I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go
00:59:20to prom with me, and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:25Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:37Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:43If you're cold, you are in big trouble.
01:00:02Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:05You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:34I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:41I want 10.
01:00:42Deal.
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is Jen Longfellow.
01:01:02Oh, my God.
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this means the world to me.
01:01:09I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:22It was fun.
01:01:23It's very too bad.
01:01:25Yes.
01:01:28Hey, uh, this time that's up.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But who cares?
01:01:42I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:47Come on.
01:01:47Everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Pervy princess.
01:01:50Pervy princess.
01:01:51Pervy princess.
01:01:57Wait.
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:06His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:09Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:11If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:14I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:17Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:30You little shit.
01:02:32You know, Jen, as the principal,
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:38and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:41But quite frankly,
01:02:43you are the worst.
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:48from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:50You can't do that!
01:02:51I'm the principal, so, uh,
01:02:53yes, I can.
01:03:02There was no internship.
01:03:05You lied to me!
01:03:12Haley, catch.
01:03:19Oh, my princess finally has a crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:25Oh.
01:03:26Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer
01:03:29is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31and an awesome sense of humor.
01:03:34Ooh.
01:03:35How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no.
01:03:42That's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:51Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:53You talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man
01:03:56that's worthy of the family last name.
01:03:58Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Haley.
01:04:03And you can accept that,
01:04:04or I'll make my own path.
01:04:06And best believe me, I can.
01:04:08I'll say this.
01:04:10That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:15Joy pride.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:26I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:30That was terrifying.
01:04:31It's not like we haven't
01:04:32slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:36I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:40Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:42Yeah, you do.
01:04:43Oh.
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