00:11Why is making a decision so hard?
00:16Fiverr, help!
00:22Please, please!
00:23That necklace belonged to my late wife.
00:25Sad, but not worth the two million you owe me.
00:30No, please, please.
00:32Look, I told you, we don't have the money.
00:34Please, have mercy!
00:35Dad?
00:36Dad?
00:38You may not have any money, but you have a daughter.
00:46So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
00:51Don't you dare say that about him!
00:53Darling, he owes me a lot of money.
00:57Gambling trouble.
00:58And now it's time to pay up.
01:00Please.
01:01What can I do to make you stop this?
01:10Sign your hand in marriage to my son.
01:14And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt.
01:20Marriage.
01:22I'm only 17.
01:24I want to graduate high school.
01:26I don't want to get married.
01:27Darlene, you haven't met my sons.
01:54Boys, I found your future wife.
02:01Mom, are you serious?
02:03You want me to marry this girl?
02:06She looks like she's about to cry.
02:08Noah, don't be an ass.
02:10I'm sorry for my daughter.
02:12He's always a jerk to pretty girls.
02:14I'm Drew.
02:15You will live with us.
02:17You will date my sons and sign your hand over in marriage.
02:21And you will truly become a Balford.
02:24Do we have a deal?
02:28You promise if I sign this contract you'll forgive my father's debts?
02:32Yes.
02:34Marry one of my boys.
02:35And you'll save your father.
02:48Boys, collect the girl.
02:50What?
02:52No.
02:53Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, no, no.
03:16Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
03:20I'm not a monster, Piper.
03:21Or you can marry Drew.
03:24You can marry Noah.
03:25It's your choice.
03:27I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
03:30It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
03:35Actually, I think this will be fun.
03:38When do I have to choose?
03:40When's your 18th birthday?
03:42October 28th.
03:43Why?
03:45Perfect.
03:46That's only eight weeks away.
03:49On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
03:55If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
04:06Boys, be good.
04:08Show your new guests around.
04:10I've got business.
04:11I've got business.
04:28Don't be scared, Piper.
04:29I don't bite.
04:30I know what you're thinking.
04:32These are all mine.
04:33Yeah.
04:34That one's Model UN.
04:36It's lacrosse.
04:37That one is swim team.
04:40Oh, that one is for Best Model.
04:48Is that yours?
04:50Yup.
04:52Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
04:54I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
04:57Tell that to your daddy.
04:59Didn't he gamble all your money away?
05:00Don't you dare talk about my father.
05:02Oh, she's got a backbone.
05:07I'm not afraid of you.
05:09Like I care.
05:11Drew, you play host.
05:13I'm going for a swim.
05:15Come on.
05:15You can trade here.
05:36You know, you seem nervous around me.
05:39What?
05:40I'm not nervous.
05:41Right.
05:42Because you're looking at your future husband.
05:47It's just a lot.
05:49I've never even been alone with a guy.
05:53That means we should make it extra special.
05:56With a kiss.
06:04Oh, my God.
06:06You should see your face.
06:08I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
06:11Besides, I want your first interview special.
06:17Thanks for being so nice to me.
06:19I feel like your brother hates me.
06:21Yeah.
06:22No, he hates everything except his music.
06:24Lucky for you, you can choose the better brother.
06:26Me.
06:28I feel like I should unpack.
06:32Let me help you.
06:33Oh, no, you don't.
06:35Damn.
06:36Savings for our wedding night, huh?
06:39Come on.
06:39One more time.
06:40Yeah, you got it.
06:41Oh.
06:49Drew, give it back.
06:51Yeah, come.
06:53Oh, you want your bra back.
06:55Sorry.
06:55Here, come get it.
06:58Oh, you want your bra back.
06:58What's wrong?
07:07Please, while the other brothers are here, I would die if my future has been something like this.
07:14Yes!
07:15Got it!
07:18Come on.
07:19Come on.
07:30Something funny about this to you?
07:36You see something you like?
07:38No, no.
07:39Get off of me.
07:40This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not going to work on me.
07:45Your brother was right about you.
07:46You are a dick.
07:47If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine.
07:52I'm a dick.
07:53Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then.
07:56Right?
07:58Hey, did you get your bra back, Piper?
08:00She's so desperate to show me her tits.
08:02Her bra's hanging from the ceiling.
08:05Give that back, Piper.
08:06I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you.
08:08Hey, she's not going anywhere.
08:10Are you seriously playing it to mom's little game?
08:13You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family.
08:17And besides, I like having her here.
08:20Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
08:22It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
08:26We're not dating, okay?
08:27You're in over your head.
08:29Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see.
08:32Just wait.
08:44Hey, you doing it?
08:46There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
08:49Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
08:52I'd rather go solo.
09:03I don't need the Belfort brothers.
09:05I just got to keep my head down.
09:07Hey, you girl.
09:08I'm CJ, student body president.
09:11And it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at Alboro.
09:18Seems like any other high school to me.
09:20Oh, you perfectly stupid newbie.
09:25Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
09:28The only thing that matters is your friend group.
09:33Are those girls like models?
09:35Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
09:38Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten.
09:41And Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
09:46Oh my god, the Belfort brothers!
09:50The Belfort brothers are here!
10:18What's the big deal?
10:20Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet.
10:23Every girl has thrown herself at him and every girl has gotten rejected.
10:27And Drew is an all-star.
10:29Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
10:31And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
10:36But nobody knows who it is.
10:37If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
10:39And it will be.
10:40Whoever that girl is better, watch out.
10:47That outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
10:51Your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
10:56She's sorry.
10:57No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
11:01Maybe they should.
11:02He needs to be humbled.
11:04That's cute.
11:04I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
11:07If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
11:13That's funny.
11:14I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
11:22Piper, how do you know them?
11:26Piper's the girl who has to choose to marry me or my brother.
11:42Piper, now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort brothers.
11:46I'm sorry.
11:46I thought everyone should know.
11:48Show's over, freaks.
11:51Seriously, I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
11:54She's part of our circle now.
11:56It's our job to make her feel welcome.
11:58It's my job to go to guitar practice.
12:01Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
12:04Don't embarrass us.
12:10Ignore my brother.
12:13Way ahead of you.
12:15Listen, I think you'll fit in now, bro.
12:19Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
12:21Piper, these are my best friends.
12:23Megan and Cleo.
12:24We kind of met already.
12:26Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
12:30We can take care of her, Drew.
12:32I know, we besties.
12:35Come on.
12:37Don't worry, Piper.
12:39You're in good hands.
12:45Thanks, guys.
12:46I've always had a hard time making friends.
12:48Friends?
12:49Wait, you thought we were being serious?
12:51We're going to prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort Brothers.
12:57Do you even know who we are?
12:59My mother invented the spray tan.
13:01What did your mom do?
13:02Scrub dishes?
13:03The Belfort Brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
13:06But we aren't going to let them marry some stinky little scab.
13:09I never asked for any of this.
13:11If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
13:14Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
13:18I'm going to tell Drew about this.
13:20You're not going to tell Drew anything.
13:22You want us to leave you alone?
13:24Dump the Belfort's.
13:25If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
13:29I can't back down.
13:31Give me that back!
13:33My mom gave me this advantage!
13:35Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
13:44Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention
13:49with this tiny little bra?
14:08What's that smell?
14:10I think it's diaper, or should I say diaper?
14:14She smells like a hot load.
14:29Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
14:31It's my private studio.
14:36I get it!
14:38I get it, okay, Noah?
14:42I don't belong here!
14:44You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear!
14:48Piper?
14:49Screw you, Noah!
14:58Who did this to you?
15:02Who did this to you?
15:04You!
15:05You did this to me!
15:08As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone, I became a target!
15:11Don't be stupid!
15:13How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
15:18God, you're such a bully!
15:21You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee, Megan and Cleo!
15:25It was Megan and Cleo.
15:27Yeah.
15:28Come on.
15:32Noah.
15:32Where are you?
15:33Hey, Noah!
15:34Noah, come here!
15:45Come here!
15:51So!
15:53Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
15:56Nice work.
15:58Piper, come here.
15:59I traded one bully for a worse one.
16:02My future husband, Noah Belfort.
16:06Piper, come here.
16:10Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
16:12You destroyed her backpack?
16:13Well, yeah.
16:14I mean, that cheap little thing was barely all together.
16:16And then she's all like, I got it from my dead mom!
16:19Oh, my God.
16:21That's mine!
16:28Your turn.
16:28Bag, now!
16:29No, no, no, please.
16:30It's a designer.
16:31Paint over the bag!
16:38Wow, Cleo.
16:40You really love this shit.
16:42Ah!
16:49If I hear about any one of you fuckers going after Piper again, you'll have to deal with
16:55me.
17:05Hey.
17:07Why did you help me?
17:08You don't even like me.
17:11My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you.
17:14So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble.
17:16I don't need your protection.
17:18Tell that to the crying girl in the music room.
17:22You know, I used to think you were a dick.
17:25Now I think you're a mega dick.
17:27It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass.
17:32Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort, but not me.
17:38So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk to a hero, right back to being a jerk
17:44again?
17:45Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you.
17:48Hmm?
17:49So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
17:52Let this do your head.
17:54Whether you choose my brother or me, I'm never marrying you.
18:03Piper, what's wrong?
18:04Is Noah being an asshole to you again?
18:06I actually saved her from your two groupies, Megan and Cleo.
18:10Wait.
18:11For real?
18:12I'll go and talk to her.
18:13No, don't.
18:15It's over.
18:16I don't want trouble.
18:17The best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid.
18:22Come with us to the senior party tonight.
18:24She's not going to that stupid party.
18:26You don't speak for me.
18:31I'm in.
18:32I should walk away, let her pick Drew, and be done with this.
18:37If Piper goes, then I go.
18:42When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
18:45Camera action, say cheese.
18:49When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
18:52Take your feet, I'll make you breathe.
18:56A luau.
19:00I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht.
19:05They are.
19:06But when we want to have fun, they're real parties.
19:10At our core, Albertines just want to look hot and get wasted.
19:14Might look fun and innocent, but these guys are sharks.
19:18You're fresh meat.
19:20So, I'm not taking my eyes off you.
19:23We don't need your protection.
19:25Yeah, dude.
19:25Shut up.
19:26We'll take care of you.
19:29Woo!
19:30How are my favorite brothers and their little stage band clinger?
19:34We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo.
19:37No drama.
19:39I'm very cool now, actually.
19:41In fact, I came over here to apologize.
19:44By inviting you to play a game of Spin the Bottle.
19:51Drew, it's going to land on you.
19:53Woo!
20:00Oh, I don't kiss losers.
20:06So, you don't have to kiss them?
20:07No.
20:08You either kiss the person or you take a shot.
20:11Here, I'll show you.
20:15Why am I watching her so closely?
20:18Why do I care?
20:19Yeah.
20:21Yeah.
20:25Kiss me, Drew.
20:28Sorry.
20:31Save me if you're my future wife.
20:34Piper.
20:34Here.
20:35Your turn.
20:36Move over.
20:39I thought you weren't playing.
20:42Something changed my mind.
20:44I'm just going to skip my turn.
20:46You sit in the circle.
20:47You play.
20:48Those are the rules.
20:53Oh, it's so landed on me.
21:03You did that on purpose.
21:04I'm just going to skip.
21:11It landed on me.
21:13No?
21:14Oh, it landed on me.
21:17It's like dead center.
21:18Oh my gosh, you should kiss them both.
21:20What?
21:22Oh.
21:25Oh, God.
21:27This is stage.
21:27My heart.
