00:04Kill me now. I just sent my boss a pic of my boobs. Not my face or my lunch, but
00:11of my boobs!
00:14My boss? Well, let's call him Hot Boss because, well, he's hot. I mean, like, makes women ovulate hot.
00:22Anyway, he's a total hard ass. Untouchable. They call him the Ice King.
00:28And I just sent him a pic of my boobs.
00:37He's literally down the hallway right now. No, I am not leaving this bathroom. No way.
00:47Occupied! Come back later.
00:50Miss Matthews, open up.
00:54It's him!
00:58The, uh, company logo is visible in the background of your, uh, your little picture.
01:04Open the door, Ken.
01:11I think he's gone.
01:14Oh!
01:17Sir?
01:21I need to talk about that picture.
01:29Sir, this is the woman's bathroom.
01:31And?
01:32And you're not supposed to be in here.
01:34Last time I checked, my name's in the building, so I go where I want and right now I'm here.
01:41Why did you send me a topless photo?
01:45I meant to send it to my boyfriend.
01:52You realize you're not the first girl to try to climb the corporate ladder, Taryn, right?
01:57How much do you want?
02:00It was a mistake.
02:03Just because you're some sort of billionaire CEO doesn't mean everybody wants you.
02:08I don't.
02:10Even so.
02:13Why are you shaking?
02:14Yeah.
02:16Hey.
02:18Because you're my boss and you're going to love it, right?
02:21Do you want to be around?
02:28Your phone.
02:30Oh, wait.
02:31I'm sorry.
02:32Hey, look at me.
02:34So, am I fired?
02:36So I...
02:37No.
02:38You're promoted.
02:39You're my new assistant.
02:45You're my new assistant.
02:46Effective immediately.
02:49Oh, I'm...
02:51What?
02:52I'm sorry.
02:53I did not send that picture for a promotion.
02:55It doesn't matter.
02:57Clearly, I need to keep a close eye on me.
03:02I have a business today tonight and I want you there.
03:05Don't be late.
03:07The next time.
03:08If you want to send news at work, make sure my company logo isn't visible in the background.
03:17What?
03:22My hot boss saw my boobs and then he promoted me.
03:24And now we have a work dinner tonight.
03:27Get ready with me while I spiral.
03:28So to recap, I mistakenly sent my hot boss a pic of my boobs.
03:32And did he fire me?
03:34No.
03:34No.
03:35He promoted me.
03:36And while I'm incredibly grateful for this job, I'm also confused AF.
03:41But it's the way he was looking at my lips and coming closer to me.
03:45Like he wanted to kiss me.
03:47But I've decided I have to tell Trent.
03:50I mean, he has my boyfriend so he does deserve to know.
03:56Oh, jeez.
03:57Why are you recording everything?
03:58Like somebody's out there watching, right?
04:00It's embarrassing, babe.
04:01I mean, I enjoy it, but there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about.
04:11Huh?
04:12Oh, no, babe, please.
04:13It cannot be about you feeling neglected again, alright?
04:16Just save it, okay?
04:18I'm too busy.
04:21Um...
04:21You remember that sexy picture I sent you earlier?
04:26Sexier?
04:27Are you joking?
04:28You know, maybe instead of those, like, makeup tutorials, you should vlog from a gym, you know,
04:32and, like, tone up a little bit.
04:33Please stop.
04:34I mean, sexy.
04:35Yikes.
04:36Who the hell would think that's sexy?
04:37I deleted that shit as soon as it went into my inbox.
04:39I sent it to my boss!
04:40You sent titty pics to your boss?!
04:47It was a mistake.
04:48I meant to send it to you, and I don't know, it just...
04:51Why?!
04:51Well, because you said I was a prudent that I never do anything sexy for you,
04:54so I thought that you would enjoy it.
04:56Oh, babe, I...
04:58Come on, I mean...
04:59You're nice, but I...
05:02Sexy?
05:02Nah, I...
05:04Your boobs are mid at best.
05:06Oh, what, now you're mad at me?
05:08I...
05:09I just...
05:10No, no, no, you just...
05:11You just want to overreact, okay?
05:13And find something to fight about.
05:15We are done, and do not bother calling me until you've grown up!
05:21Don't worry, I won't!
05:28Great.
05:30Mr. Wolfson ought to be late, and I'm already late.
05:33I'll update you guys from there.
05:35Okay.
05:38Wow, you guys, look at this place.
05:41You know, it's honestly kind of intimidating.
05:43Pretty sure that fire pit just caught me poor.
05:46Uber drivers go around the back.
05:49Leave before anyone sees you.
05:50Uh, no, I'm Taryn Matthews, I'm Mr. Wolf's assistant.
05:53He's expecting me and I really can't be late.
05:56Mr. Wolf would never be seen with an ugly, short, bargain bin shopper like you.
06:02So leave!
06:03Or I'll have you thrown out like the trash you are.
06:07Please, I really am Mr. Wolf's assistant and if I'm late I could get fired.
06:10Mr. Wolf comes in here every week and we've never seen you with him.
06:14Uh, because I just got promoted today.
06:16Promoted to what?
06:17His personal charity case.
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