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00:00:05So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:09Alright, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:20Yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Just a pair of them.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Happy New Year!
00:00:54You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:09I don't want you to stop.
00:01:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:51Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:56I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:06Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:40Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:42Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:51But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:59We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi.
00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:17Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Ah.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:31Uh.
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Daddy!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:51What?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59Oh!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:02I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:05Just as handsome as I am.
00:04:07Oh.
00:04:08Mommy, hurry.
00:04:09Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:22He's gorgeous.
00:04:23Ah.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar with her?
00:04:32She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:34Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Cybert.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:46Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max.
00:04:49Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:02So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:08$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:18That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple.
00:05:24Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:39Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:49Ready to go get married?
00:06:04Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:07This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:09Pictures.
00:06:17Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:40Oh.
00:06:43Well, I think we got it.
00:06:45Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:51and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:07:04Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:06From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:17The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:19to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:21Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:30It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:35Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:43Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:46Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:48Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:53in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:57It'll make it more believable.
00:08:02Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:15Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:17Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:23What the actual fuck?
00:08:29Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:41She does kind of look like him.
00:08:46So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:51Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:56Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of
00:09:07them.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:09Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:11No, no, definitely not.
00:09:13And absolutely no...
00:09:14Sex?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:16This is strictly business.
00:09:18Hmm.
00:09:19Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:25Okay.
00:09:27I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:33Let's go.
00:09:40Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:42I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:46Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:57Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5912 pumpkin pies.
00:10:00Did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:02Hurry up and go.
00:10:03Go.
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:08You ready?
00:10:08Yes.
00:10:09Yeah, just these things.
00:10:10Okay, great.
00:10:11We have a holiday special today.
00:10:13Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:18deal.
00:10:19Oh, great.
00:10:20Yeah.
00:10:20What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:22Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:35Hurry up and pay.
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:41You can wait your turn.
00:10:46Thank you.
00:10:47Damn.
00:10:48My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:55Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57You can just set those on top.
00:11:04Hi, guys.
00:11:06I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:08I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09All right.
00:11:10Thank you.
00:11:11Of course.
00:11:13Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:15I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:16Thank you.
00:11:17She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:19Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:22Thank you.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:25Merry Christmas.
00:11:30What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:33As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We got to pick up paper.
00:11:44Watch out.
00:12:04You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Oh, sorry.
00:12:08I was just in character, wife.
00:12:09You...
00:12:10Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:17And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:34Sort of.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:42Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:45I think that's respectable.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No.
00:12:50Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:52And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:55So, it's perfect.
00:13:00Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:04Don't worry.
00:13:05Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:07I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:10Too much.
00:13:31Let's go, Sam.
00:13:33It's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:13:35Hold on.
00:13:35You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:40It's my daughter's.
00:13:42Daughter's.
00:13:44Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:01Hey, there they are!
00:14:03Hey!
00:14:04Nice to meet you!
00:14:06Aw.
00:14:07Dad.
00:14:07Glad you made it.
00:14:09Aw.
00:14:09We missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:15He's coming.
00:14:16Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:18Good, good, good.
00:14:20So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:24When's he arriving?
00:14:25Aw, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:30Poor thing.
00:14:31Not surprising.
00:14:32I mean, she's 30.
00:14:34Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:37No, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:43This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:47Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:52We're only worried about you.
00:14:54All these years without a husband.
00:14:56Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:58You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:03She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:07I'm not alone.
00:15:08Mm-hmm.
00:15:09And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:17Manager of what?
00:15:19Trash.
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:25You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:29Actually, he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:36Wow.
00:15:37He is really good looking.
00:15:40Aw, must be AI.
00:15:43Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:46Thank you.
00:15:47That's enough.
00:15:47She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:50Show some respect.
00:15:51Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:15:57him down?
00:15:58Well, guess what?
00:16:00William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:02Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:05That's half a million.
00:16:07Half a million.
00:16:09Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:13And speak of the devil.
00:16:17Willie, you've made it.
00:16:30There you are.
00:16:32Oh, look at you now.
00:16:34Living the dream.
00:16:35Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:38Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal
00:16:42waste manager.
00:16:44So married, huh?
00:16:46Is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is.
00:16:49It's pretty serious.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:52You must have rushed the tithing out, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though.
00:16:56You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:02A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:05Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:08That's right.
00:17:10Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:13Women love a man in red.
00:17:16Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:19When I sit on my lap.
00:17:21Don't touch me.
00:17:22Oh, so entitled.
00:17:24Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:28And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:32I mean, look at that car.
00:17:34Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:38Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:46I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:54My mom would never marry.
00:17:56She already has eyes and he's going to kick your butt.
00:18:02Is that so?
00:18:03Well, then, where is he?
00:18:06Because I don't see him.
00:18:08Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No.
00:18:12Just like I thought.
00:18:14Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:17That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:19And let me show you what happens in naughty children.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:26Mommy.
00:18:27Hi.
00:18:27Are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands.
00:18:29Oh, my God.
00:18:31I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:33Come on, now.
00:18:34Let's go.
00:18:36What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:38How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go.
00:18:50Let me go.
00:19:03Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:11Max, you came.
00:19:13Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter?
00:19:20Mom, I'm dead, I'll take her inside.
00:19:22Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:24Well, well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:30That's right.
00:19:32Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:36Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:39I'm Max.
00:19:41Eva told us all about you.
00:19:43From New York.
00:19:43Polite.
00:19:44Handsome.
00:19:45Just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an AI.
00:19:50See?
00:19:51He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:55Son of a bitch.
00:19:57You just ruined my suit.
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:00That pristine automobile.
00:20:03That car?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more than a house.
00:20:08That car?
00:20:09It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15Are you?
00:20:20Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:23And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it.
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:33Jesus.
00:20:34How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know.
00:20:37Enough, please.
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max, be honest with me.
00:20:48Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much did one for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes.
00:20:56Sir, you need a breath, man.
00:21:01All right, that's it.
00:21:02I'm calling the cops.
00:21:03Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:05Wait.
00:21:06What?
00:21:07Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:10Oh, well.
00:21:12Too late.
00:21:18Listen, hon, I believe you, but how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:25Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:26It's my car, okay?
00:21:28It's not stolen.
00:21:29Yeah?
00:21:30If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:32Thank you.
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:37Okay, I'll prove that it's mine, but then you have to get lost, and never show your face
00:21:42around my wife or child again.
00:21:44Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison, loser.
00:21:49Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:54Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:57He's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:00Here, title and proof of ownership.
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:21Just play along.
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:24Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:29Yes, sir.
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:32Please, please, please.
00:22:33My serious apologies.
00:22:45Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:49He fooled me.
00:22:50What can I say?
00:22:51Hey, let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:55Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:57Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:58We were just looking out for you.
00:23:00Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:04Soon.
00:23:05Do you think that you could help him get us put in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:14We are family, aren't we?
00:23:16Family takes care of each other.
00:23:19If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:23Abby Gail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:27Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:30Yeah.
00:23:30I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:33My daughter is just far too busy for your best life.
00:23:37My new son-in-law.
00:23:39Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:41Welcome to the family.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:56My fault?
00:23:57You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:10Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:12And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:15I told you.
00:24:15I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:18I have a friend in high places.
00:24:20A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:26It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:29Has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:36Oh my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad!
00:24:41Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:45Oh, honey.
00:24:46We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:52I think they get it, hon.
00:24:55Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:59One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:08See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:10What are you doing?
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:31Kill me now.
00:25:32Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:39What are you doing?
00:25:41That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:45I don't know, something just falls off.
00:25:47Come on.
00:25:47This is ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:25:51Make him a promise to prove him?
00:25:55Later.
00:25:59Let's go.
00:26:03Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:08Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Aw.
00:26:15Welcome.
00:26:16Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:18Looks great.
00:26:19Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:21I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:31Mom's testing him.
00:26:32She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:34You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:49It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:52I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:06Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:13It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:15See?
00:27:16Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:31I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:52Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:58Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:03I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:05Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07It's lausers.
00:28:08It's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:17And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll bring to that.
00:28:21I grew to there.
00:28:23So, come on, guys.
00:28:24Let's see.
00:28:25Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:00Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:08Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:16Okay, you guys.
00:29:17Have a good night, okay?
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:21I don't want to hurt her.
00:29:43Whoa!
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:57More room for getting in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:20We agreed.
00:30:20Nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:41And your dreams.
00:30:44Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:08You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:11You're afraid you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:33I don't know.
00:31:34This is, I'm, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:40What happened to all that cool guy?
00:31:41¿Tienes mi confianza? ¿Tienes que crees que puedes resistir?
00:31:46Baby...
00:31:47No creo que quiero.
00:31:53¿Puedes escuchar?
00:31:57Tal vez deberíamos.
00:32:00Dios, eres un buen beso.
00:32:02¿Por qué se siente tan... familiar?
00:32:11Oh, I'm so sexy.
00:32:22Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What? I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:27It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act. Let's not make it more complicated than
00:32:32it is.
00:32:33You're right. I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just need to be sorry. Just...
00:32:49That birthmark...
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:55It's him. The man from New Years. Is he... Piper's father?
00:33:03Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:12Yeah, I... I just, um... I just got lightheaded. I think I just need a few more minutes. Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:24We have a daughter together.
00:33:26Oh, my God. What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor. You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:45Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:51I wanna help.
00:33:53He's Piper's father. He has a right to know.
00:33:56Um, Max, how would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no. That's impossible. I'm very careful. Mostly.
00:34:16I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around. Family, to me, is a big commitment. And
00:34:21I don't want any loose ends. You know?
00:34:25Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down. I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason. Just... just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these? And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those. I don't know where those came from.
00:34:59Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04No.
00:35:05I don't know where you're going to be.
00:35:06Oh, my God.
00:35:19Oh, my God.
00:35:20Oh, my God.
00:35:21Oh, my God.
00:35:23Oh, my God.
00:35:32Oh, my God.
00:35:33Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:42I can see that.
00:35:44Well, why don't I read it to her? I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:48Well, that a boy. You know what? Just put a shirt on. I'm going to go get her.
00:35:53Piper! Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:58He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle.
00:36:01And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:36:05But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:36:09Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:36:16If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:26Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:33That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:41Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:36:54Max.
00:36:59You're Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:16I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:33¿Dónde está Piper?
00:37:36Debería haber ido al día cuando dormimos.
00:37:53¿Dónde está Piper?
00:38:24¿Dónde está Piper?
00:38:48¿Dónde está Piper?
00:38:50¿Dónde está Piper?
00:39:15¿Dónde está Piper?
00:39:17¿Dónde está Piper?
00:39:20¿Dónde está Piper?
00:39:32¿Dónde está Piper?
00:39:40¿Dónde está Piper?
00:39:46¿Dónde está Piper?
00:39:50¿Dónde está Piper?
00:40:06¿Dónde está Piper?
00:40:08¿Dónde está Piper?
00:40:34¿Dónde está Piper?
00:40:37¿Dónde está Piper?
00:40:38¿Dónde está Piper?
00:40:40¿Dónde está Piper?
00:40:42¿Dónde está Piper?
00:40:58¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:03¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:08¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:13¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:25¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:29¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:37¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:40¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:43¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:46¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:47¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:48¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:49¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:51¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:52¿Dónde está Piper?
00:41:53Oh my bad!
00:41:54Oh, a home-made gift!
00:41:57How thrifty!
00:41:59Not all gifts are about the price tag!
00:42:01Mommy's right, you mean all I had!
00:42:03You little!
00:42:06No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:35I'm fine. I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay. It's okay.
00:42:40What are you...
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:50You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:58Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:05You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass? Do something.
00:43:10You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow. I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:17that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please. Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:33There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:45I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53All right, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:20Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it.
00:44:23Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:25My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:34King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:39Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:43And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:52Fine.
00:44:53Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:01Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:04I know, dear.
00:45:05I just want to have our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:08We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:10You're a stray than a bitch.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together.
00:45:20Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:22Can I have a little napole?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something right after.
00:45:28Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:32That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:37No strays.
00:45:38Ow.
00:45:38Please, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please.
00:45:42You hit my child.
00:45:43You're fucking crazy.
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:52Don't worry, baby.
00:45:53I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:46:02Piper.
00:46:03Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:11Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:13As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:16Actually, I do.
00:46:18He's such a liar.
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:21Oh, it will be.
00:46:25Sam.
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:30I'm already on my way.
00:46:35Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:37I'm already on my way.
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:42He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:47Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:49His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:52Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:55Santa's already on his way.
00:46:57Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:06A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way.
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family.
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:33Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:40You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48You can stop kidding around.
00:47:50Because if you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:56Come on.
00:47:57You can stop the charade.
00:47:58Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:05Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:20This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:28I told you.
00:48:29I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:30That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:33Wait.
00:48:34No.
00:48:34Hold on.
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:40You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:43Hmm.
00:48:44Some of the small ones.
00:48:46I mean, you know that.
00:48:48You work for me.
00:48:49Oh, God.
00:48:50I insulted my own boss.
00:48:52I'm finished.
00:48:58Oh, God.
00:48:59I insulted my own boss.
00:49:01I'm finished.
00:49:02I didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:05Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:07Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:09For tonight, your fee stands.
00:49:11And with that, your career.
00:49:14You're fired.
00:49:15I'm fired?
00:49:16Sam?
00:49:21Fired?
00:49:22Oh, God.
00:49:23I can't be fired.
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:28You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:30Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:31I'll do anything.
00:49:33Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:40And you.
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:47A family tradition.
00:49:49Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:51Sam?
00:49:56Will you do me the honors?
00:49:59Glassy.
00:50:03Merry Christmas, Aunt Lauren.
00:50:07Father, do something.
00:50:10Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:12I'm leaving.
00:50:14Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:21Come on, sweetie.
00:50:23Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:50:25Eat as much as you want.
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:30I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:33I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:35Honestly?
00:50:36This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:39Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:41Just like this.
00:50:43Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell.
00:50:48And that terrifies me.
00:50:54Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:55I brought you a gift.
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:04Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:10Tell me everything.
00:51:12Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:18Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:20A high school dropout in the Harrison family?
00:51:26Not a chance.
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:34Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:35Silence.
00:51:36Get me the address where she works.
00:51:38It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:40That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:43Good work.
00:51:44But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:56Thanks.
00:51:57So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:03Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:05And how about you?
00:52:10Me?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:13Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva.
00:52:29That birthmark.
00:52:31Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:41Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:52:45That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:49Max.
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:52It's cold.
00:52:55Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:53:00I need to tell you something.
00:53:04Something important.
00:53:06What's gotten into her?
00:53:08Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:13I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:18Piper is...
00:53:21Piper is...
00:53:22Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:25Sweetie.
00:53:26Oh my gosh.
00:53:26It's so swollen.
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:30Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper.
00:53:39Okay, let me see.
00:53:44I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:47But that's not true.
00:53:49You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:54Daddy!
00:53:55No!
00:54:00Well...
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:08Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:11Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:13Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:18You think it was Scar?
00:54:21Hmm.
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:27I have one, too.
00:54:29Dad.
00:54:31I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:33Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:36Really?
00:54:37No way.
00:54:38No.
00:54:39It was actually a cactus.
00:54:40But it's still cool.
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:49Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:22And how old are you?
00:55:23Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Eva.
00:55:31Okay, look.
00:55:36Piper is...
00:55:40Go on.
00:55:47It must be an emergency.
00:55:50Excuse me.
00:55:51Sorry, I'll take this.
00:55:59Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:11Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:17She's a high school dropout, doesn't even have a decent job,
00:56:21and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:24I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:56:26That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:34I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:37Your mother would take her away.
00:56:39After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:43Eva?
00:56:45Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:48No, Mom, Mom.
00:56:49Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:52I'm not leaving her.
00:56:55Eva?
00:56:59Oh, thank you.
00:57:02Yeah, I mean, look.
00:57:05Oh, thank you.
00:57:07This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:13Oh, wow.
00:57:15That's so cool.
00:57:16Did you know?
00:57:18Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:21Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:23Thanks, guys.
00:57:24I'm glad you're here.
00:57:27God!
00:57:28Oh!
00:57:28Wow!
00:57:29Damn, these are nice.
00:57:31Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:39Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:43Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:44Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready?
00:57:46Ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:49What do we got, guys?
00:57:49Billy.
00:57:50Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:57:56You never told me...
00:58:00...have we met before.
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:13I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:16Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:28Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:29They're very common.
00:58:30I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:34No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:38Maybe.
00:58:41Are you okay?
00:58:44Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:47No.
00:58:48I'm fine.
00:58:50Um.
00:58:52Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:55I got you this.
00:58:57You got me a gift, too?
00:58:59Tis the season.
00:59:00Open it.
00:59:14Gloves.
00:59:16Did you make these?
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:19I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:59:21That's Christmas.
00:59:23You've already done so much for me.
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:33Warm.
00:59:35Soft.
00:59:38Perfect.
00:59:42Thank you, Eva.
00:59:44I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:49Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom.
00:59:52She partied all the time.
00:59:53And I got gifts.
00:59:55Plenty of them, but...
00:59:57I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:01Nothing personal.
01:00:03Well, you deserve it.
01:00:05You're a good guy.
01:00:07And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:15And what if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found someone special?
01:00:24Right here.
01:00:26Right here.
01:00:48Max, we can't...
01:00:51If you want me to stop,
01:00:53You better tell me right now.
01:00:59Come on.
01:01:00I don't want you to stop.
01:01:08No matter how many years pass,
01:01:09I still can't resist him.
01:01:15No.
01:01:25I don't want you to stop.
01:01:28Oh my god, you are trying to be fucking insane.
01:01:41Piper!
01:01:50Piper?
01:01:53She can't see me.
01:02:11Piper!
01:02:15Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:18Piper!
01:02:20Piper!
01:02:24Piper!
01:02:29Piper!
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:38Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:47You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:53Let me give it to you.
01:02:54I can't.
01:02:56Let me give it to you.
01:02:58A few others I can see.
01:03:00I'm woo...
01:03:19I tried.
01:03:22Myself...
01:03:32¿Por qué te llamas?
01:03:33¿Por qué te llamas?
01:03:37¿Hola?
01:03:38Hola, Eva Smith.
01:03:40Soy la madre de Max.
01:03:42¿Puedo llamar tu precio?
01:03:43¿Qué te va a necesitar de dejar mi hijo de alone?
01:03:46¿Qué?
01:03:47Nosotros sabemos que mi hijo es muy fuera de tu league.
01:03:50Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:55My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:59Piper is my daughter.
01:04:00And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:03So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:05But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:10Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:16You okay?
01:04:21Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over.
01:04:31It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:37Eva, wait.
01:04:41So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:47Well, Max, it's not real.
01:04:50None of it was real.
01:04:52So, this is just a goodbye.
01:04:56Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:58Look.
01:05:01Last night,
01:05:03I let my guard down.
01:05:05But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:08And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10But just tell me what you need.
01:05:13I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:15a good father.
01:05:17Just say the word.
01:05:24You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:58Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:01As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:03we're back.
01:06:07Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:09We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:28Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:31You promised.
01:06:32Eve, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38All right, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:43I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:06:53I know you and Mommy thought,
01:06:56but she still really likes you.
01:06:58So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:02If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:04I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:25He was meeting my mother today.
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:30Boss
01:07:32Boss
01:07:36Lady and gentlemen
01:07:37I am so sorry
01:07:39I need to go win back my family
01:07:41Family?
01:07:42Boss, you okay?
01:07:44Never better
01:07:47Go get her, Max
01:07:51Give it your best smile
01:07:53Ah, there he is
01:07:56Maximus, darling
01:07:58I have some prospects for you
01:08:00Nice high society girls
01:08:02From the city
01:08:06Oh
01:08:08I told you
01:08:09I already found the woman I love
01:08:17Maximus, stop this
01:08:19That evil woman
01:08:21Is scamming you, son
01:08:23Tell me what kind of woman
01:08:25You want and I'll find you another
01:08:26Sir, you are heir
01:08:28To the Harrison dynasty
01:08:30No, I'm not
01:08:32Oh
01:08:33I work in waste management
01:08:35And I'm a secret crime boss
01:08:37I'm Eva's husband
01:08:39And I'm a father
01:08:42What?
01:08:56That's her
01:08:57The woman who got my son
01:08:59Head over heels
01:09:02Hi, welcome in
01:09:04Can I help you find something?
01:09:06I want to try those
01:09:10Awesome, I'll get them for you right away
01:09:13Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:19No, no, no
01:09:20I know what I want
01:09:22Size 7
01:09:25Oh, baby can't even walk
01:09:26But she wants $3,000 heels
01:09:28Come on
01:09:29She wants the white shoes
01:09:36Ignore her
01:09:37She's just grumpy over the holidays
01:09:38Here, let me help you
01:09:40Come on
01:09:44She
01:09:46Seems kind
01:09:51I shouldn't be that impressed
01:09:53She's just doing her job
01:09:57How do they feel?
01:09:58Well, I love the style
01:10:00But it's too small
01:10:01I think I need a size up
01:10:04Maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:08Right away
01:10:09I'll be right back
01:10:11She's not only kind
01:10:12She's patient
01:10:14Was I wrong about her?
01:10:30Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:34Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:36She can't walk
01:10:40That's just pure evil
01:10:44Oh, come on, St. Eva
01:10:46She's in a wheelchair
01:10:48Who cares?
01:10:49It's the last pair
01:10:50I get paid commission
01:10:57I'm not doing that, Vanessa
01:11:01See?
01:11:02This is your whole problem
01:11:05This is why you'll always be broke
01:11:09I don't care if she can walk or not
01:11:12I'm not selling her junk
01:11:14She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:17People who insult her all day?
01:11:20I'm your manager
01:11:26Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:28Or you're fired
01:11:34Did I stutter?
01:11:40You don't have to fire me
01:11:43I quit
01:11:49I don't work here anymore
01:11:53Listen, don't buy the shoes
01:11:55They're broken
01:11:56Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:58You're a good person after all
01:12:02Looks like I misjudged you
01:12:04I'm sorry?
01:12:07Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:10Get out
01:12:16You're not disabled?
01:12:17Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:22Absolutely shameful
01:12:23Who are you?
01:12:26I am the chairwoman
01:12:27Of the Harrison Group
01:12:29And the owner of this store
01:12:32You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:12:34Mother of the CEO?
01:12:36I am
01:12:37And you, my dear
01:12:39Are fired
01:12:41What did I do?
01:12:44You are a good person
01:12:46From now on
01:12:48This store is yours to run
01:12:53Are you serious?
01:12:56That's right
01:12:58Don't be nervous, child
01:13:00You are professional
01:13:02Responsible
01:13:04Far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:09You
01:13:10Out
01:13:11I'll leave
01:13:15I'm leaving
01:13:18I
01:13:19I
01:13:20Feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:22No
01:13:23Don't worry
01:13:24You're getting a promotion
01:13:27You deserve it, my dear
01:13:30Thank you
01:13:31First assignment
01:13:33I want that row
01:13:35And that row
01:13:37And the entire display case
01:13:39Pack it all up
01:13:41And bring it to my house
01:13:43Okay
01:13:46Once we're home
01:13:47I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law
01:13:49I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:13:59She's the mother of a CEO
01:14:01Of course she lives like this
01:14:11Mrs. Harrison
01:14:13I'm here with your delivery
01:14:18Max?
01:14:19Eva
01:14:21What are you doing here?
01:14:23I, uh
01:14:24There you are, Eva
01:14:27Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:30My new daughter-in-law
01:14:33What are you talking about?
01:14:37That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:14:42Well, I tried to tell you, but
01:14:44Stop
01:14:46And you
01:14:47You lied to me at the store
01:14:50You were both just testing me?
01:14:52Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:54I'm sorry, Eva
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son
01:14:57Just after his money
01:14:59But I was wrong
01:15:00Eva, please
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:03Not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:07How could you think that of me?
01:15:09It's not like that, dear
01:15:11Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:14Mom
01:15:14What did you do?
01:15:16I, I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:18We're not together
01:15:21And I can't love something that was never real
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake
01:15:30What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:32Go after her
01:15:36Eva
01:15:36Let me go
01:15:37I swear it's not what you think
01:15:39But we come from two completely different worlds
01:15:41Stop pretending like you care
01:15:42I'm not pretending
01:15:44Okay, I can't fake what we have
01:15:46And everything I've done for you
01:15:47And Piper
01:15:48This is real
01:15:54Touch my wife again
01:15:55And I will snap every finger that you've got
01:15:57Max, you came
01:15:59God, you are driving me fucking insane
01:16:04I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:06A good father
01:16:07Just say the word
01:16:12See?
01:16:14Stop fighting
01:16:17We belong together
01:16:20You're wrong
01:16:21Wrong about what?
01:16:24That you care?
01:16:25Or we belong together?
01:16:27Look, I already told you
01:16:28We're from two completely different worlds
01:16:30Now I held up my end of the deal
01:16:32And I met your mother
01:16:33Like we discussed
01:16:35Now I'm a fake divorce from my fake husband
01:16:40Eva
01:16:44Eva
01:16:46I'm sorry, Maximus
01:16:48Walking away is the only choice I have
01:16:56Ow
01:16:58Are you okay, mommy?
01:17:00Yeah, sweetie
01:17:01I'm fine
01:17:02Come here
01:17:11No, you're not fine
01:17:12You're sad
01:17:15I'm okay, sweetie
01:17:18I miss daddy, too
01:17:23I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:28Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:31Love bug
01:17:33You're right
01:17:35What am I doing?
01:17:36Running like a coward?
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave
01:17:42Now it's time for mommy to be brave, too
01:17:45I believe in you
01:17:46What are you gonna do, mommy?
01:17:49I know exactly what to say to him
01:17:54Maximus deserves to know
01:17:56Piper is his daughter
01:18:03Enough sulking
01:18:04Go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:18:08Don't you think I want to?
01:18:11She doesn't want me
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:14Your daughter is still out there
01:18:16You can't abandon her
01:18:17Mom, you don't get it
01:18:19I made a deal with Eva to play my wife
01:18:22And Piper, she was an added bonus
01:18:26What are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test
01:18:32Piper is your daughter
01:18:33What?
01:18:35See for yourself
01:18:42I was right
01:18:43Seven years ago
01:18:45New years, that woman was Eva
01:18:58Eva?
01:19:00Hey
01:19:02Daddy
01:19:03Daddy
01:19:04Piper
01:19:08I missed you so much, sweetheart
01:19:15You came back
01:19:19I, uh
01:19:22Don't forget to be brave, mommy
01:19:30I, uh
01:19:32I was scared
01:19:33But I don't want to be scared anymore
01:19:36Because what we have is real
01:19:38And it's worth fighting for
01:19:41Sweetheart, I have
01:19:42Something to tell you
01:19:44I have something to tell you, too
01:19:48Piper is your daughter
01:19:50You knew
01:19:52My sweet granddaughter
01:19:53Hey, mom
01:19:58I just found out for sure
01:19:59A few minutes ago
01:20:00But you've known this whole time
01:20:02I was scared
01:20:03Okay, I didn't know
01:20:04If you were going to take her from me
01:20:06I didn't know
01:20:06How you were feeling
01:20:09How could you not know
01:20:10How I felt
01:20:22I love you, Eva
01:20:25I love you, too
01:20:27I promise
01:20:29For the rest of my life
01:20:30I'm going to make it up to you
01:20:33As long as we're together
01:20:34It doesn't matter where we are
01:20:46Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:48For real this time?
01:20:50Yes
01:20:52Yes, of course
01:20:53I'll marry you
01:21:05Looks like you're stuck with me
01:21:07The next Christmas
01:21:08And the Christmas after that
01:21:10And forever
01:21:13I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:20Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back!
01:21:28I'm sorry!
01:21:29I'm sorry!
01:21:30You're tired!
01:21:33Looks like I have to take out the trash
01:21:36Again
01:21:39No?
01:21:40Not funny?
01:21:40We'll see you next time
01:21:42Bye!
01:21:43Bye!
01:21:43Bye!
01:21:48Bye!
01:21:48Bye!
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