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00:00:02Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please, save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What? I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:04Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels! Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvening.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:31He's so hot! Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:46The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28I have no clue what this is.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:00Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:06:58There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous. How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her. I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:08:03Oh, you're not gonna touch my son. I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general. I know
00:08:12a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:19Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:19Oh, okay.
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv.
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Yeah, right.
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:34The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:48We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:33You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
00:12:56wake him up.
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:07back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry.
00:13:48I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you want to see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:35Oh!
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:35Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:45Malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33Alright, but I warn you.
00:17:36No funny business.
00:18:03Let's go for it.
00:18:05Let's go for it.
00:18:13Hey.
00:18:19Hello, I'm sorry.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:29Hey, how are you?
00:18:38you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:02that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life
00:19:08on the streets are you shitting me you found this bomb on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:19:16her you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
00:19:21go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:26james let's go yes sir
00:19:31oh my
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull digging con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes
00:20:27my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:33you regain consciousness
00:20:45help me i just wanna
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:18my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:25to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:54saving me by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you your fucking spy
00:22:00talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stupper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11oh really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:33a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:38science okay just means that my body
00:22:41oh shut up
00:22:45you're distracted me with your phone
00:22:47and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice
00:22:50captain do something now
00:22:52ready
00:22:58we're almost there
00:22:59aim
00:23:02get him boys
00:23:04get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:25those
00:23:26those imbeciles
00:23:27how is this possible
00:23:28it's not even a scratch
00:23:30i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:35no i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:38she's not the dark witch
00:23:40young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:44this homeless psycho
00:23:46doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:48how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:50that's right
00:23:51the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:55if we can't save him
00:23:57no one can
00:23:58except for the goddess healer
00:23:59think about it
00:24:00we heard lysander's voice
00:24:02he's been in a coma for two years
00:24:04miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:05you're right
00:24:06this homeless girl is maybe
00:24:09the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:15no no
00:24:16absolutely not
00:24:17there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:21how could you know for sure
00:24:22right now
00:24:23what we need to do is not interrupt
00:24:25miss trixie
00:24:26you're wrong sir
00:24:27this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:31it's called borderline revival
00:24:33she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:37but only temporarily
00:24:38it's a trick
00:24:40to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:43that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:46i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:52my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:54he is dying right now
00:24:55naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant
00:24:58then it looks like it's up to me
00:25:00the witch doctor
00:25:02only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:06my son's life is in your hands
00:25:08you heal him
00:25:10i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:13i don't know who you are
00:25:15but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:21this is it
00:25:22the finishing touch
00:25:24i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:27so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas
00:25:50poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:54poison gas my son is in there
00:25:57you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:00no don't worry general
00:26:01gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:04soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:07then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can marry one of us
00:26:12they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18i may have promised you that i'd save you
00:26:21it's never never
00:26:34what the hell are they doing in there
00:26:37it's been over 10 minutes
00:26:38wait a second
00:26:40you don't think that they're
00:26:42you
00:26:42you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:45don't point your fingers at me
00:26:47if your brother's dead
00:26:48it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:50oh my god
00:26:51yeah she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:54i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:57miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:02this is taking way too long
00:27:05captain morales
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns
00:27:08these bazookas
00:27:10can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12bazooka
00:27:13she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:16crap oh my god
00:27:17get back son
00:27:19ready
00:27:21aim
00:27:22oh shit
00:27:27quit your whining and stand down
00:27:41the parasite's been extracted
00:27:43shoot her dead now
00:27:44do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:47i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her
00:27:51she's a fraud
00:27:52a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:54i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:58if i'm a termite then
00:28:00you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:02wait a second
00:28:04are you saying you cured my son
00:28:06he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07you can see for yourself
00:28:09well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:12that is it
00:28:13no more stalling general
00:28:15if you won't punish her
00:28:16i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:33his pulse is regular
00:28:35in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad
00:28:53lysander's warm again
00:28:54he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong
00:28:58come feel it
00:29:01i saved my son
00:29:02thank you
00:29:03next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:07your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11i've learned my lesson
00:29:13i will not let these two nutjobs
00:29:15ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait
00:29:18no no
00:29:19there is only one person in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen angel and i
00:29:28the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing
00:29:36but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:40and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:43it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:45what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:48devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:51take care
00:29:52no wait
00:29:54miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:57he's right
00:29:58we are men of our words
00:30:00and as i promised you my heir lysander
00:30:02would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that
00:30:05of course
00:30:06you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:08i really appreciate it but
00:30:11i'm sorry i
00:30:15i'm already engaged
00:30:18already engaged
00:30:20i am
00:30:20i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:24and he's coming back today
00:30:26but don't be disappointed
00:30:29really i'm no one special
00:30:30i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:33some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:36but you're still lysander's savior please
00:30:38let me give you what i promised
00:30:40take the gold
00:30:41no really
00:30:44i don't need anything
00:30:46i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51trixie
00:30:52it's your fiance
00:30:53he's back
00:30:54and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:05hobo close
00:31:07halo glow
00:31:08i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:12it was just dumb luck
00:31:14she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:16she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:19marrying the hottest
00:31:20most powerful bachelor
00:31:22around
00:31:25i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:31oh my god
00:31:33i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but
00:31:36this is godly
00:31:38no no no no my standard
00:31:41my standard was not what's supposed to be mine
00:31:45i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:50you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:53take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:56wait no we're not brides
00:31:59no she's just better than us
00:32:02oh my god
00:32:05we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:09she's no average jane
00:32:10no she isn't
00:32:11she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:13but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog
00:32:19but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:21no normal person could have done that
00:32:23goddess or not
00:32:25homeless or not i don't care
00:32:26i have never met a woman like that
00:32:28i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:31she won my heart over too
00:32:32but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:35i'll help you find her
00:32:36alright listen
00:32:37i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie so i want you
00:32:47your granddaughters
00:32:49filthy things
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:51now
00:32:53trixie paid for this house
00:32:54she waited for you
00:32:56for three years
00:32:58he was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:00and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:02one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money
00:33:05so get lost
00:33:07who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:16grandma
00:33:18beatrice trixie
00:33:19amori
00:33:21i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:23i'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend
00:33:25marissa
00:33:27in fact
00:33:28the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:30so sign over the house
00:33:31now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40and i did
00:33:41for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:46and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame
00:33:51we were together for three years
00:33:53and uh
00:33:53it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much you would owe me
00:34:04if i was in the rent-to-boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah
00:34:18well marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you
00:34:22she grew up even poorer than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:26she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:33and you
00:34:35you're still nothing
00:34:37so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:39of course she's an upgrade
00:34:41look what she uh got me for my engagement
00:34:45oops
00:34:46yeah
00:34:47that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:57you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:59i certainly did
00:35:00in fact marissa you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:13i think she's losing it bro
00:35:15that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:17you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:21my granddaughter supported you
00:35:24and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:27how dare you insult her
00:35:31it's okay grandma
00:35:32let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna
00:35:36she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:39what is he talking about jersey
00:35:41show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:50she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:52she was begging on the street for money
00:35:56i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:59even if you got no game
00:36:01i got street credit i gotta keep
00:36:03you dig
00:36:03the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:06and you're one to speak
00:36:08cheater
00:36:10is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:17i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:21so that i can help them
00:36:23of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27what is that supposed to mean
00:36:28it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade
00:36:37enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:55what if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why should i do good by you
00:37:04i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you
00:37:10fucking bitch
00:37:11you better keep your word
00:37:13oh that's rich
00:37:15after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:17do you remember that
00:37:26tricksy
00:37:27marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:28they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33grandma
00:37:34i have to confess something to you
00:37:36i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:39trillions
00:37:42that would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet
00:37:47it's because of the healing hands i inherited from a sepulius
00:37:50the god of healing
00:37:52i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:55that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer
00:38:01it makes me angrier
00:38:02hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05but please
00:38:06tricksy dear
00:38:07i know it was to broken your heart
00:38:10but
00:38:11embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process
00:38:17you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:19after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:24i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:29that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:32you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:35i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:39who actually deserves you
00:38:41you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:51you said chixi's crushing your wedding
00:38:53she was bullying us too sasa
00:38:56she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:00when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:02the snake bites back hard
00:39:04so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:06yeah
00:39:07you mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video
00:39:13yes
00:39:16her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can
00:39:20she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up
00:39:26let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35there he is
00:39:38welcome home brother
00:39:40welcome home general
00:39:44sir
00:39:44the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:47this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:49he served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:51you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:54well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:58so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward
00:40:02according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05then we should join her
00:40:07men
00:40:08i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:13so she needs our support
00:40:14will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir
00:40:17we will learn life to protect her
00:40:19sir
00:40:20then let's roll
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:38today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:41not only are we getting married
00:40:42but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:52congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:55wake him
00:40:56still butch is taking my last name
00:40:58oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:01you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department
00:41:05but this is a partay after all
00:41:07i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:13the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:19it's an honor
00:41:20and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:28we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast
00:41:33the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell
00:42:00so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:07uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir
00:42:11just watch
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here
00:42:16this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:20you know being this poor
00:42:24me bum a meal
00:42:25have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:29and what evidence do you have of that
00:42:31look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:34i'm a millionaire ceo
00:42:36even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:40and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:43sasa
00:42:44she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:48see everyone
00:42:49butch already cut ties with his ex
00:42:51but she's so shameless
00:42:53and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:56to suck up to me
00:42:57this is what poor sad girls do
00:43:00they beg for scraps
00:43:02from us
00:43:03the rich and glorious
00:43:04projecting much marissa
00:43:06you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:08but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:11especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18you giving me the contract
00:43:21you have no skills
00:43:22no education
00:43:24no connection
00:43:25so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the u.s. fucking president
00:43:29to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:32we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:34and i saw potential in you
00:43:35even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:38but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:41don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:44this is what us rich girls do
00:43:47they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:50damn right
00:43:51you were too embarrassing for me
00:43:54sasa tramples you any day
00:43:56i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:44:00bravo
00:44:00self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:02quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:04sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06she'll make her stop
00:44:07don't listen to her everyone
00:44:09she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:12i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:19you may look and sound like a man
00:44:20but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:23okay enough
00:44:23you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:26your moral posturing
00:44:28but guess what
00:44:29morals are just lies to make you and girls
00:44:32feel better about yourselves
00:44:33that's why no man will choose you
00:44:35over marissa trixie
00:44:37because i've got the material goods
00:44:38and you're just all empty talk
00:44:40i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:42because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:47see this
00:44:58oh my god
00:45:01is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:45:08no absolutely not
00:45:10i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already
00:45:13don't worry
00:45:14this isn't that contract
00:45:17it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23see everyone
00:45:24she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:26but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28look at her following orders
00:45:29i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:32like a good little uh
00:45:33peasant slave
00:45:35that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh
00:45:42i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you must understand me
00:45:56i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:59i'm giving it to charity
00:46:07bro
00:46:08she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:10she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12she can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie
00:46:15you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:18it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:20uh i i know what this is
00:46:22you've gotten delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella
00:46:25so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:27and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:46:30well that's not happening
00:46:32security lock the doors
00:46:34this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:47she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:49butch tanner
00:46:51well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:59you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:47:01i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch
00:47:07general lysander armstrong
00:47:09you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:16you're an unskilled
00:47:17unemployed
00:47:18ugly leech
00:47:20so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:26no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:27if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:29then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:32and she's not
00:47:33you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:36you show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone
00:47:45trixie's just a
00:47:47pre-loading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone because
00:47:53we're rich as fuck now
00:47:55i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa
00:47:58she has
00:47:59a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military
00:48:03approved by the first female president of the united states
00:48:06herself bitch
00:48:08how despicable
00:48:09she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:13get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:15no free meals for the poor
00:48:17do you see this trixie
00:48:19this is high society
00:48:21so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:25maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:37but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45but no
00:48:46you've stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me
00:48:49nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:54and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:59well then
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:49:03my brother will never take you back
00:49:06no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:09but make me happy
00:49:11and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:32don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:37save you
00:49:39oh is that so
00:49:42security
00:49:44get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here
00:49:50or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:54i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:57any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you before you even touch me
00:50:02dream on
00:50:04you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but you weren't good enough for me
00:50:08you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:10enough
00:50:12you're souring my party so you either get the fuck out
00:50:16or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18on the count of three i think i quite like it here
00:50:21two
00:50:22two
00:50:33hmm this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:40nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:51:01who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine
00:51:11but um when did i become your future wife
00:51:15you saved me
00:51:17trixie remember i'm a man of my word
00:51:20they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22really it was nothing
00:51:24i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:27not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:35i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:38look at you guys all lovey dog don't try to pin this on her she waited for you for three
00:51:43years
00:51:43this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:49virtue don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blow jobs for cash
00:51:54no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:15that she's
00:52:15all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on that whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:25a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off of it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:52coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:53:04this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:53:08don't
00:53:09know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:23actor
00:53:23so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is
00:53:28worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34a bum girl and a pimp what a pair seems like they don't know who you are since you've been
00:53:40out of
00:53:40action for so long that we should try to piss them off some more don't you think bring in the
00:53:46wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:10nature
00:54:12unlike somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind and
00:54:24beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor
00:54:34oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:43trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:50million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second guess
00:54:59this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:55:06actor must be that easy they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:11nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i know i know that you
00:55:18are the farthest
00:55:19thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:26like um
00:55:38that's my day
00:55:41glio hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:53But with you, it's so much more
00:55:56Trixie Amore
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you
00:56:27Go, go, power couple
00:56:30Okay, stop
00:56:32The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:36Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:40No man in their right mind
00:56:43Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46Hey, I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:48But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:51Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53And cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:56Understand
00:57:01You still don't realize
00:57:02That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15As if
00:57:16Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19Would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:29Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:31I bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:34Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:36Come on, Lysander
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:40What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:43The elites
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:49Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:54She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:58I can dispose of them
00:58:00In other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but
00:58:07I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:18Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:22Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:24Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:35Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm going bankrupt
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey
00:58:55Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01My company's dead
00:59:02It evaporated
00:59:03It's the thin air
00:59:08That's impossible
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho
00:59:13You said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means
00:59:26You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:29The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33Trixie's married
00:59:34The famed war hero
00:59:36The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41Now you believe me
00:59:42Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04You don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
01:00:12Do you want to rub your hands for me
01:00:14Or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:15I would never be interested in a woman
01:00:22Who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34I don't blame her at all
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me
01:00:39Fine, but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:41I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:4418 years old
01:00:45I'm fresh for the taking
01:00:53I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie
01:00:56Thank you, Devin
01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02Your best friend
01:01:04By stealing my fiance
01:01:05But now you'd sell out other innocent girls
01:01:08Just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12No, to all of humanity
01:01:13So now, everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:17I'm taking it all back
01:01:20Wait, everyone, stop
01:01:25They're impostors
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:32And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:44Approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:55The left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03In fact, she's on her way now
01:02:07So you're telling me
01:02:09This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:17Approves of my product
01:02:19Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:23No one would even bat an eye
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:28FBI
01:02:30FBI
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:33And identity theft
01:02:36Gotcha
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:43No, don't arrest her
01:02:46Trixie is a good person
01:02:48Please, officer, don't arrest her
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams
01:02:52What are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:56We were worried, so we came here to back you up
01:03:00Listen, officer
01:03:01I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:04She's very kind-hearted
01:03:06And would never break the law
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:17My fiancee really is an incredible woman
01:03:20She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal
01:03:34He's a war hero
01:03:35Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:41And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:51So this must be an imposter
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58But I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiancee
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:33Get him
01:04:35If you can
01:04:36If you can
01:05:27Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Lysander
01:05:42Drama
01:05:44Meet my new fiancee
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancee
01:05:50He's so manly
01:05:52Much better than your last one
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:57It's Butch's loss
01:05:58Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky
01:06:04And Marissa is like a roach in the sewers
01:06:07Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See Trixie?
01:06:21You've got no connections
01:06:23No power!
01:06:24You can't compete against me
01:06:25Even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:27We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:33Because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hmm
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them
01:06:47Grab what you can, fam
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:35That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:39We're... we're cornered
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:48They will be punished
01:07:52Now hold still for me
01:07:57Wright rewrites the world
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now
01:08:20Thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:25No, please
01:08:26I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:28Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:30Sure
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:38Well, I do not care for glory
01:08:40I do believe in justice
01:08:43Marissa and Butch
01:08:44Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:46But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:50And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong
01:08:56But you're close
01:08:58Bullshit
01:08:59I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives
01:09:04You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try
01:09:07Charge
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death
01:09:23Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good
01:09:27But uh
01:09:28I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:32What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line
01:09:41And see for yourself
01:09:43I will
01:09:47Left
01:09:47Leaves the wrong breast
01:09:56I'm fine
01:09:57Nothing happened
01:09:58You'll see soon enough
01:10:00Oh please
01:10:01I really want to die
01:10:02And do you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up
01:10:07Whoops
01:10:08Just frosted again
01:10:09Whoops
01:10:10And again
01:10:12Nothing's happened
01:10:13I'm gonna get you
01:10:15Swap
01:10:20Swap
01:10:20Swap
01:10:24Swap
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No, Pop
01:10:26Hey
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything
01:10:30Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:39Come on
01:10:41Major
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:52Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother
01:11:05Oh, please
01:11:06You hurt us first
01:11:08At first
01:11:09I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:11But I've come to realize
01:11:12Your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:15Marissa
01:11:16Thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:20You blame yourself
01:11:22For being worthless
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife
01:11:38And instead
01:11:39Trixie gets a handsome
01:11:40And protective
01:11:42Husband
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now Trixie
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:47It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:51And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:52Oh really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:57You've got nothing on me
01:12:02Yes
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:10Goddess
01:12:11Madam president
01:12:12I require your assistance
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:19Get the VP
01:12:20We're leaving now
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap
01:12:29But I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way
01:12:50Lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony
01:12:56Who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:58So she's come here to play up her importance
01:13:00No
01:13:00My granddaughter would never do that
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:13:06Only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh
01:13:18First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:23And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:27Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:37While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:40Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:43But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie
01:13:45It ain't working
01:13:46You can't just fake the
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:53It's like real magic
01:13:54Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:57But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:03Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No
01:14:09Trixie, look
01:14:11I believe you
01:14:12You saved me
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:14:21We'll riot against, do you know?
01:14:23Tear her apart
01:14:24Tear her apart
01:14:26Tear her apart
01:14:27Tear her apart
01:14:29Tear her apart
01:14:31The vice president arrives
01:14:48who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:53your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've
01:15:02been through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird
01:15:09stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got
01:15:14the contract coming still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is
01:15:21you're the war hero general lysander armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:15:27the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most
01:15:33important allies to the president he is the general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that
01:15:40even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader so what if trixie
01:15:46picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always
01:15:53be nothing trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley this is treason lysander
01:16:00armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:16:12you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:23enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:16:31it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country i have no problem
01:16:37doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life and let's be honest about one other thing
01:16:42mr vice president i never gave a fuck about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:17:02president i
01:17:02have swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:08let's try it out on them
01:17:12hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put innocent civilian
01:17:16lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are
01:17:22disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:33oh
01:17:42shoot wait that's the president
01:17:47oh
01:17:47oh
01:17:48oh
01:17:49oh
01:17:49oh
01:17:51oh
01:18:00oh
01:18:01oh
01:18:01oh
01:18:01oh my gosh i'm so sorry madam president that was they were totally aiming for uh tricksy the fraud in
01:18:13the middle what is this oh that's my new biomedical weapon madam for your military this is a war crime
01:18:20these are
01:18:21innocent civilian lives you're messing with you're the uncivilized buffoon i can shoot whoever i
01:18:26want i have the presidential contract with great power comes great responsibility and this is the
01:18:31kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you what are you doing reverse the
01:18:36poison and take it out of the president before it's too late that is easy there's no need i'll save
01:18:57it's raining gold what's happening tricksy doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:07she
01:19:08she
01:19:08she
01:19:09she is she is uh she is a criminal
01:19:12don't worry madam president we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:15i'd be quiet if i were you because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:19healed up
01:19:20what are you talking about the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:34this contract yeah yes thank you first gentleman
01:19:56my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:17is a virus
01:20:18don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that
01:20:23you're the real virus here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:28and that's something i cannot tolerate so prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you
01:20:35what are you gonna do the president is here and i just invented the best
01:20:41biomedical products in the world
01:20:44you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:47madam president you've recovered now
01:20:50so what's your final decision
01:20:53i'll
01:20:54she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:21:02i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:08why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:21:14you wish you idiot
01:21:18i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:21:23i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:31and do you know the goddess here saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:36you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:21:40the one and only
01:21:43and it's
01:21:47her
01:21:47her
01:21:47oh
01:21:48oh
01:21:48oh
01:21:49oh
01:21:49oh
01:21:49oh
01:21:52oh
01:21:53oh
01:21:56oh
01:21:56oh
01:22:11oh
01:22:12oh
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person,
01:22:28to help those in need,
01:22:30and make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract,
01:22:37it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was our golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend,
01:22:47but after everything you've done,
01:22:49we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is,
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold,
01:23:00and she's an amazing person,
01:23:02and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her,
01:23:06she's gonna be my wife,
01:23:07because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:10on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold, all her clothes,
01:23:33all that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37You seduce me!
01:23:39Stop off me!
01:23:40You were the one that came onto me,
01:23:42you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie,
01:23:45give me another chance!
01:23:47I want to be rich again!
01:23:49I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:52What?
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize,
01:23:55but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed
01:23:59and how much you'd hurt others
01:24:00just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:08arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault.
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:21Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands,
01:24:37I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:40one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:48Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:50Right.
01:24:51Right now.
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other
01:24:59to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
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