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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy 🍀 🍀 🍀 1
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring.
00:00:20You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my God, he's cool!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:45Asshole.
00:02:51Alright.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You've got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley
00:03:10Have a good day
00:03:13Don't do it
00:03:23Now we're even
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare
00:03:49I'm gonna make your life a living hell
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl
00:03:53Now close leaving the new girl
00:03:55Yeah, idiot
00:03:56I can see that
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:04Same
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael
00:04:21But he's not your Cole
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay
00:04:24He's not yet
00:04:29Hi
00:04:30I'm Jen
00:04:30And this is Lindsay
00:04:33Hi
00:04:34I'm Hayley
00:04:35So nice to meet you
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:42Come in
00:04:43Okay, let's go
00:04:49There you go
00:04:50Thanks so much
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome new girl
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:23Guacamole wizard
00:05:24Wow
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back
00:05:29Hold on
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy
00:05:34You should come to Locker 83 right now
00:05:36Send
00:05:37Here
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max
00:05:47At least check on me
00:05:48Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please
00:05:55No way
00:05:55What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school
00:06:05Please ignore that
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:08Send
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmonds
00:06:15And you're gonna mess with me
00:06:17Edmonds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:27Stop recording me
00:06:29Jen is a new girl
00:06:31Wait
00:06:32Is the new girl
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen
00:06:38Could it be
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:46You're enemy is our enemy Cole
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:51No chance it's Jen
00:06:52So is it
00:06:55She does look kind of cute
00:07:03Please ignore that
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup
00:07:16Keep walking, Hailey
00:07:17Just keep walking
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:23My name's Hailey
00:07:24Wow, Hailey
00:07:25I think you, uh
00:07:27You missed the spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:32What a coincidence
00:07:33So did you
00:07:34Oh, no
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:42You're just a man-child
00:07:43Bollicle issues
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her
00:07:48I must have feeling eyes
00:07:49I was so relieved to see you
00:08:04Something happened today
00:08:05I lost the game
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is
00:08:15Is I want to be with you
00:08:17And you want to be with me
00:08:20As more than just friends
00:08:22Oh, thank God
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:26You're my soulmate
00:08:27Like, I like you so much
00:08:28Okay, well
00:08:29Since we're dating now
00:08:31Um
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah
00:08:37Get ready
00:08:43Okay
00:08:44No face
00:08:46Just the boobs
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:53All the kids do this
00:08:55He'll love it
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me
00:09:02Come on, Hayley
00:09:03Confidence
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online
00:09:12Okay
00:09:12Yeah
00:09:13That's actually kind of
00:09:14Oh my God
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22I need one
00:09:24Don't look at me
00:09:28Don't look at me
00:09:30We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:33Get out
00:09:34Now
00:09:35Fine
00:09:36Ow
00:09:37Damn it
00:09:41Come on
00:09:44I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:46I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:47I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:49I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:52I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:55I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:58I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:10:00I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:10:01I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:10:02I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:10:03I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:10:03I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:10:06I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:17Yeah, well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:38I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:39My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Hmm, funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:52All the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:56I mean, I am not tight, but, you know, power theory.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:15Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:23Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:51Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh, my God.
00:12:16Oh, my God.
00:12:31What's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:51Let's see if these boobs are photoshopped.
00:12:55Stop.
00:12:56Delete it.
00:12:56Please.
00:12:56Delete it.
00:12:57Strip.
00:12:58Strip.
00:12:58Strip.
00:12:59Strip.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:01Strip.
00:13:01Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:03Strip.
00:13:03Strip.
00:13:08Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:10I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:22Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Dan, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Dan, stop.
00:13:31Not, stop.
00:13:33Get off me!
00:13:48My school enemy is my online girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off me!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:56Oh my god!
00:14:06Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:19Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:21What the hell, Cor? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:40She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44It was got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Here we are.
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54What's up there, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:01Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No.
00:16:23I'm not into this guy.
00:16:25I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:39That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41With?
00:16:42After school.
00:16:43At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:16Call me father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:42Stay away from her.
00:17:43What if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:49What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:02You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:13I am Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:22But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:41Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:59Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:01We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20Help me.
00:19:21So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:36Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:51Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:59Pick?
00:19:59That bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:26I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:39What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:03I just...
00:21:04I happened to see you.
00:21:07Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got into it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:37Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend news make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09Does he...
00:22:11Why you touch him like this?
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:50Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:22:55Yes.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:09And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:14He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:23No.
00:23:31Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:45What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:04He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:37We send the fireworks wild.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:05Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:10People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24Well, we didn't know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:30Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:34Hmm.
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:48do you think you...
00:25:52I don't know.
00:25:52and we're going to like the show.
00:25:52Let's go.
00:25:53So.
00:25:55Are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:57I'm going to well.
00:25:57I don't know.
00:25:59So you have a date.
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me? Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21Miss Corma's gonna be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:25I'm not sorry, not by that bad.
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Don't worry.
00:26:32Maybe trust me, I do.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:47That was my first kiss.
00:26:51My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why don't you regret it?
00:27:11You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:29Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know much I want you.
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:51Oh, shit.
00:27:55Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:03Are you two okay?
00:28:03Oh, yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:07We're okay.
00:28:07Great.
00:28:08Yeah, okay.
00:28:09Nice.
00:28:14Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:19Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:22Jake.
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:27Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard.
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:06And Corey, do you sell this guacamole wizard?
00:29:08I can't do this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:25Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:41They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Would you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:18Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:48All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:04About the report or about him?
00:31:07Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a store, John.
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hey, Lee, someone's here to see you.
00:31:45Hey, Lee, someone's here to see you.
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:03The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude,
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh, my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:58Cole, put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:00Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alerts.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:34Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:38Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot.
00:33:42And we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:00I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:25Stay with you.
00:34:27Haley?
00:34:34Haley?
00:34:36Jeez.
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I know.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:53I don't care.
00:34:54I do care.
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57Haley, I...
00:35:13I don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:23That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to college, Jake.
00:35:51Move.
00:35:53Colt is talking to Haley.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:04Uh, what do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:18I promise.
00:36:19Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey, I'm not.
00:36:48Oh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:01Oh, shit.
00:37:03Oh, shit.
00:37:15Oh, my God.
00:37:20Stop, guys.
00:37:21Stop it.
00:37:22Stop.
00:37:22Stop.
00:37:24What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:28Shit.
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:30I've got to save Cole.
00:37:31I mean, Jake.
00:37:32I've got to save Jake.
00:37:36Oh, my God.
00:37:40Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:43Haley Rock.
00:37:44That's detention.
00:37:45After school.
00:37:47Don't be late.
00:38:03Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:06Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:15Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:22No.
00:38:24He lied about that.
00:38:25I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:28I know.
00:38:29Father, the asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:34Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:35Um, I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine.
00:38:46I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone.
00:38:55Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh, my God.
00:39:06I am so fed up with this.
00:39:08I am so fed up with this.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:47What are you?
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:04Crazy.
00:40:06Now, what's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09The squirm, it's burning.
00:40:11Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:12Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:33Got to get to student council.
00:40:37Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey.
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:04It's Emma.
00:41:04Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:07Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:17Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means, it means I can't.
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:42:00Okay, okay.
00:42:00I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:13Oh, my God.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:18You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:29Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:41Oh.
00:42:46Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:50Oh, my God.
00:42:55Valley Whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:13Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:27Hey Valley Whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:34Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:55Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:57You hacked my laptop?
00:44:00Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:01It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:05What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:08What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:16Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd take the janitor some time.
00:44:54Jane!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:59Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:01That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:12Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:21Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:22Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:27Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:31Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:34No.
00:45:39Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:14Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:18Who cares?
00:46:19I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:26I don't overmind that body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:34Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:37Max's dad called.
00:46:38He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:40You're going to go.
00:46:41And you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:43End of discussion.
00:46:50Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:53Just do it.
00:46:53Just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:16I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:25If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:41Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, mom.
00:48:11Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came. You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi. Hey, Vax.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous. I mean...
00:48:19No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:20You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now.
00:48:23They don't care about shit. Get drunk, girl.
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:28Get up.
00:48:39What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:46Hey, everyone, let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:48Valley Whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:55What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me? Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:03those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Hailey?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess.
00:49:13Pervy princess.
00:49:15Pervy princess.
00:49:16Pervy princess.
00:49:17Pervy princess.
00:49:19Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:24Wait, is there a fire?
00:49:26Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:39Oh?
00:49:41Oh?
00:49:44Oh?
00:49:50Oh, my God.
00:50:18Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:24Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:26Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:36This whole time.
00:50:40Oh, my God.
00:50:41I am such an idiot.
00:50:43Hey, wait.
00:50:43Wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:51You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:55Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously.
00:51:01The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:11What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:29Get in the car.
00:51:30Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:33Haley.
00:51:34I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36I'm Mr. Evans.
00:51:38So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:51No, you will be forgotten.
00:51:54You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:58Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fire.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:09Haley, come on.
00:52:10You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:22I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:28So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:32Haley.
00:52:36Fuck this.
00:52:38That's me.
00:52:41No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:44Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:47Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:50I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:07Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:24Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:32You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:49Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:51Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:01Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks, because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:09We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:12Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:36Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:56Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:01No.
00:55:02I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11I'm a wizard.
00:55:15Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:20I'm fine.
00:55:21I just need some time alone.
00:55:22I'm fine.
00:55:24I'm fine.
00:55:24I just need some time alone.
00:55:24I'm fine.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:38It's you.
00:55:40I'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago.
00:55:44Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:52I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:09Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole, wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:33Cole, I love you.
00:56:35You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:39I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to
00:56:44be loyal to him.
00:56:47But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:56What do you hope to?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:59I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04It hadn't.
00:57:06It really fucking had.
00:57:07It hadn't been before she was going to.
00:57:12Hey, uh, there are those things I said we could do.
00:57:16There you go.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:24Mm-hmm.
00:57:26I'm so real, you.
00:57:28Just be on me.
00:57:31I'm so real, you.
00:57:39Just be on me.
00:57:48Just be on me.
00:57:54specifically i've only ever had sex with you specifically all right all right that's fair
00:58:00i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:11oh god no i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly and i'll just i'm just
00:58:19lost behind it i think you know if it's promenade okay but the real question is do you got a
00:58:38date
00:58:40cole are you asking me a prom i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to
00:58:46the show
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:50yeah you don't have to ask me once but i don't even have a dress
00:58:55later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds who would have guessed
00:59:08i thought only the best for my princess where did you get that
00:59:14uh i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to
00:59:20prom
00:59:20with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds i didn't expect you to be here cole are you here cole are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43you're cold you are in big trouble
01:00:02hey uh you almost done in there you try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:08you can't see what it is okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:33i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up for at least
01:00:3820 minutes 20 minutes
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to catch your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:54and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58jen longfellow thank you oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this means the world to me
01:01:09i mean like who else would win right oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's hailey and cole it was fun
01:01:27oh man hey her uh most time that's up no but who cares
01:01:39ew literally what the
01:01:41damn language i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on everyone say it with me
01:01:57her
01:01:57wait wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy if i can't have no one can i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life is this real
01:02:18jen's crazy who did this who did this
01:02:26what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little skit
01:02:32you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:40but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:02:59you can't do that i'm the best i can't do that i'm the best i can't do that i'm the
01:03:14best i can't do that i don't know
01:03:15what's up
01:03:15what's up
01:03:18oh my god
01:03:20finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do all i have
01:03:28to offer
01:03:29is a lowly night with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of humor oh how can i
01:03:35refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57yet you can't see i've already become that man and it's because of hayley and you can accept that
01:04:04i'll make my own path and best believe me i can i'll say this it's the most backbone i've ever
01:04:12seen in you cole joy pro
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:27i can't have done with all you being by my side that was terrifying it's not like we haven't
01:04:33slayed a dragon before well so i love you be all queen i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god i gotta change that username yeah you do
01:04:42you
01:04:43i'm so proud of you
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