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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:14Don't do it!
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway,
00:03:44and every roomer in this school,
00:03:46you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:12I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:20and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsay.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hayley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome,
00:04:40and so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:58Oh!
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Aw, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chance it's Jen.
00:06:53So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:06What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Well, Hayley.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Hell no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47If the liver ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:07:49Yeah.
00:08:02I'm so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:05I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:19It's more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:14Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for volleyball, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Out!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:44I can't find him.
00:09:46No.
00:10:04I'm not.
00:10:04Oh, man.
00:10:05We are in a struggle.
00:10:05Oh, yeah.
00:10:06No, man.
00:10:07No, no, he's not.
00:10:09It's just not...
00:10:10I can't find him in a long time.
00:10:10It's just not in a long time.
00:10:10No.
00:10:11We're in a long time.
00:10:11No, I'm not.
00:10:11No.
00:10:11No, no, no, no.
00:10:11No.
00:10:12No, no.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16I won't. I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28I love a boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.
00:10:31Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting? Yeah, don't lie to yourself. I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:41Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:51Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not even my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:23Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still, no response.
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:56Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:00What are you doing?
00:12:11What are you doing?
00:12:27Oh, shit.
00:12:29Oh.
00:12:30Yo, what's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:50Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:54Stop.
00:12:55Delete it.
00:12:55Please.
00:12:56Oh, you did it.
00:13:02Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:09I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:24why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop.
00:13:31Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
00:13:35Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
00:13:48My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:55Stop it!
00:14:05Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:20What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:43Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me. You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:14:59Alright.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole. And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:16Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:53What's up there, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria. They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted. Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you. Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:33You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna risk for Kate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When? Where?
00:16:41About after school, at the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Call me father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:51I'm almost 18. Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:34No.
00:18:35Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:52I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:19I called me.
00:19:21I called you.
00:19:21So you thought you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30guacamole wizard where are you oh and by the way
00:19:33cole's not gonna come save you because after all he's rich
00:19:37like me
00:19:42i'm nothing like you
00:19:47yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:50cole again why is he always here when i need help
00:19:54pick it up
00:19:56cole we were kidding it's ketchup
00:19:59pick that bloody thing up
00:20:04take her you're gonna record this
00:20:13didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hailey anymore
00:20:15don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17cause i'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:19you wanna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:22and do what i say
00:20:25i will leave hailey alone
00:20:30i will leave hailey alone
00:20:35got it
00:20:35yeah
00:20:36let's go
00:20:38what are you looking at
00:20:43got it let's go
00:20:52uh thank you
00:20:56wow never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:00why do you keep following me around
00:21:02i just
00:21:04i happen to see you
00:21:06were you waiting on someone
00:21:08yeah
00:21:09my boyfriend actually
00:21:13well he
00:21:14he kind of stood me up so
00:21:16maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20maybe you gotta do it nice to them
00:21:22cole are you being nice to me
00:21:26you thought we were enemies
00:21:28i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:30i'm not that annoying
00:21:32maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:34are you trying to play with my feelings cole edness
00:21:37cause it's not gonna work
00:21:38i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:46how'd that online warfare news make you fall for her
00:21:52he
00:21:53he makes me feel safe
00:21:56you wouldn't understand that though
00:22:02i understand better than you think
00:22:05cole understands me better than i think
00:22:09does he
00:22:11how you touch him like this
00:22:22if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26no my
00:22:28my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33in the game
00:22:43why does he have to smell so good
00:22:49are you that slow on the game too
00:22:53i can see why he likes you
00:23:04i can't do this
00:23:07i love my boyfriend
00:23:08and you will never understand that
00:23:10he's smart and he's kind
00:23:12and he loves me for who i am
00:23:16that is so much more important to me
00:23:18than whatever this is between us
00:23:20i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:30wait it couldn't be
00:23:34cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:39there's nothing
00:23:40cole who are you
00:23:44what was that notification on your phone
00:23:46it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51champagne problems huh
00:23:54you live such a tough life
00:24:00what was i thinking
00:24:01we are from two different worlds
00:24:03he just wants to play with me
00:24:05but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:12why didn't you come to school today
00:24:14i got into a car accident
00:24:16really are you okay
00:24:17you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20he was right
00:24:21who
00:24:22nobody
00:24:23which hospital are you staying at
00:24:24i want to come visit you
00:24:25no no you cannot
00:24:27i look miserable now
00:24:28you need to see me in style
00:24:30fine if you say so
00:24:33so are we going to prom together
00:24:35hell yeah we are
00:24:36hell yeah we are
00:24:41why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:44whoever needs a charity case
00:24:46hell
00:25:02you
00:25:02hell
00:25:04me
00:25:04why is she so lucky
00:25:06cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:11i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14because you don't do any homework
00:25:21you finished it?
00:25:23it's okay
00:25:24we'll get to know each other more
00:25:25i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27i'm curious about you though
00:25:29like uh
00:25:30how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33what is he trying to do?
00:25:35it's none of your business
00:25:36but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:38i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:42does colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53so
00:25:54are you going to prom?
00:25:56i don't know
00:25:56i don't know
00:25:57i don't know
00:25:58so you have a date
00:26:01or shall i say victim?
00:26:02are you jealous of me?
00:26:04me?
00:26:05jealous?
00:26:06no
00:26:06why would i be jealous?
00:26:07oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:10you are so full of yourself
00:26:12you can do this on your own
00:26:13yeah
00:26:16no way
00:26:18it's a self-locking door
00:26:19really?
00:26:21miss gorma's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:22i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:25i'm not
00:26:26sorry
00:26:26am i that bad
00:26:28i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31don't worry
00:26:31maybe trust me too
00:26:33mm-mm
00:26:33we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36yeah
00:26:46that was my first kiss
00:26:50my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55and not just bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this
00:27:09why don't you regret it?
00:27:11you know
00:27:13we can do more if you want
00:27:29and i've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:32so you want me?
00:27:36i think you know how much i want you
00:27:42do you want me?
00:27:45i want you
00:27:50oh shit
00:27:54anyone in here?
00:27:58oh my god how long have you two been in here?
00:28:00i really need to change this lock
00:28:02are you two okay?
00:28:04oh
00:28:04yeah
00:28:05yeah we're good
00:28:15you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17what didn't happen?
00:28:18hey wait
00:28:19it's just hormones
00:28:21hey jake
00:28:23can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25relax i'm not dead
00:28:26wait
00:28:27car accident?
00:28:28guacamole wizard?
00:28:34i gotta go
00:28:43guacamole wizard?
00:28:44huh?
00:28:47are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49do i know you?
00:28:51why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58you're crushing your soda can
00:29:01she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:03she was in a real car accident
00:29:05and according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:07i don't think this anymore
00:29:09Cole!
00:29:10wait
00:29:12oh shit
00:29:17what's up guys?
00:29:18um
00:29:20we were just chatting
00:29:21chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24was there something that you wanted Cole?
00:29:28hey
00:29:28i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:31they're your favorite
00:29:32right?
00:29:35how did you know that?
00:29:37tough day huh?
00:29:38there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40they're my favorite
00:29:41he couldn't be Cole
00:29:44could he?
00:29:50the truth is um
00:29:51a dickhead?
00:29:54would you honestly get out of your bro?
00:29:55you came to my table bro
00:29:57and knocked my ball away
00:30:05there it goes again
00:30:06Cole is jealous
00:30:07we got a problem here Cole?
00:30:09we don't have a problem
00:30:11we don't have a problem
00:30:13right?
00:30:14tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:15and we don't have a problem
00:30:17Jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22i have the ball now
00:30:23can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30maybe i can use that
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35hey!
00:30:36what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40wait seriously?
00:30:41yeah
00:30:41just one little catch
00:30:42you have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:47all right
00:30:48you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:50if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:54i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole
00:30:57but if he's really Jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02you've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:04i'm thinking
00:31:04about the report or about him?
00:31:06why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08we literally made out of a sore drum
00:31:11maybe i've known Jake longer
00:31:13no
00:31:13you don't
00:31:14how do you know that?
00:31:15you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:16stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:18you have no idea
00:31:25oh my god
00:31:26is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley someone's here to see you
00:31:54are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57too cheesy?
00:31:59no it's cute
00:32:01the accident?
00:32:02the mozzarella sticks?
00:32:03he is guacamole wizard
00:32:05so um
00:32:06what do you think?
00:32:08you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10i
00:32:11i should feel happy
00:32:13but why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16hey can we not?
00:32:21hey can we not?
00:32:23dude seriously what is your problem?
00:32:25my problem here dude
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:30wow
00:32:32that is some weak shit man
00:32:35that's weak shit?
00:32:36is this weak shit?
00:32:39oh my god
00:32:47wow
00:32:49he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56wait
00:32:56i can't
00:32:57colt put me down
00:32:58put me down
00:32:59put me down
00:33:02don't do that again
00:33:15new couple alert
00:33:18fuck off jen
00:33:19why do you hate me so much cool?
00:33:21you and i
00:33:21we're not that different
00:33:22and if you'd realize
00:33:24and give me a chance
00:33:24i think that we would make a great match
00:33:27like
00:33:28say if you asked me
00:33:29to prom
00:33:30i might say yes
00:33:33jen
00:33:34jen
00:33:34you wanna go to prom
00:33:36with me
00:33:37jen
00:33:38you wanna go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:40jen
00:33:40we're both hot
00:33:41and we're both rich
00:33:42and our dads have been in business like forever
00:33:45so
00:33:46how romantic
00:33:47i think i'll pass
00:33:50you're gonna regret this cole edmunds
00:33:58if i message corkamoly wizard
00:33:59i wonder if jake's phone were ding
00:34:03what should we wear to prom?
00:34:05what should we wear to prom?
00:34:06and the dean's list
00:34:15um i'll talk to you later
00:34:16i'll see you around school okay?
00:34:18okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:18bye
00:34:20he's so different
00:34:21maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:26hayley?
00:34:36jeez
00:34:36god
00:34:42here i'll get it
00:34:44yeah i know
00:34:48oh
00:34:50you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52i don't care
00:34:53i do care
00:34:56hell yeah
00:35:13i don't put a problem jake
00:35:15i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:17he doesn't even know you
00:35:19and you do?
00:35:20how do you know i like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:24because
00:35:25i pay attention to what you like
00:35:28i noticed it at lunch
00:35:30the first day
00:35:32you were watching me?
00:35:34just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:51move
00:35:51move!
00:35:52colt is talking to hayley
00:35:54again
00:35:54your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:35:58unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00obviously i do
00:36:01okay
00:36:01then break them up
00:36:03idiot
00:36:04uh
00:36:05what do i do?
00:36:07i've got a few ideas
00:36:13hey look
00:36:16someone will take you to prom
00:36:17i promise
00:36:18yeah?
00:36:19really like who?
00:36:20i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:24and you
00:36:24but you're not asking me
00:36:28hey
00:36:28hey
00:36:29oh hey jake
00:36:30hey how
00:36:31um
00:36:32i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:34the other night
00:36:37the other night?
00:36:38yeah it was
00:36:40so
00:36:41sexy
00:36:43you're so sexy
00:36:45jake what are you talking about
00:36:46i hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:50but she's my prom date
00:36:56and she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:36:59ha ha ha ha
00:37:00oh
00:37:01oh shit
00:37:02oh shit
00:37:03oh shit
00:37:05come on
00:37:06oh
00:37:07oh
00:37:07oh
00:37:10oh
00:37:11oh
00:37:12oh
00:37:12oh
00:37:12oh
00:37:13oh
00:37:14oh
00:37:14oh my god
00:37:16oh
00:37:17oh
00:37:18oh
00:37:19stop
00:37:20stop
00:37:20stop
00:37:21stop
00:37:23what the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27shit
00:37:28it's principal stevens
00:37:29i've gotta save cole
00:37:30i mean
00:37:31jake
00:37:31i've gotta save jake
00:37:36oh
00:37:38oh
00:37:38oh my god
00:37:39principal stevens
00:37:40i'm so sorry
00:37:42hayley rock
00:37:43that's detention
00:37:44after school
00:37:46don't be late
00:38:03what are you doing here?
00:38:03what are you doing here?
00:38:05can we keep you company?
00:38:07it's the least i could do if you saved my ass today
00:38:11the locker thing
00:38:12the locker thing
00:38:13that was an accident
00:38:14oh
00:38:15sure
00:38:17so uh
00:38:18you and
00:38:19you and jake huh?
00:38:21no
00:38:23he lied about that
00:38:24i don't know why though
00:38:26good
00:38:28you know
00:38:29father that asshole
00:38:30every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33thinking about him touching you kissing you
00:38:36i could kill him
00:38:40promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:45okay fine
00:38:46i won't
00:38:49because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:54okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:23oh
00:39:25sorry
00:39:26i tripped
00:39:27no
00:39:28no no no no no no no
00:39:29jett
00:39:30what
00:39:30it always has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:36they're dead
00:39:37they're both dead
00:39:38oh
00:39:40how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:45oh
00:39:46what are you
00:39:47are you almost crying?
00:39:49it's probably cause you can't afford a new one
00:39:53jen
00:39:54what's going on over there?
00:40:06what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:09this squirman is burning
00:40:10mr edmunds
00:40:11oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine
00:40:14detention today after school
00:40:16oh shit
00:40:29jake hey
00:40:30oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:36hi you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:39The rice truck?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:46Come on.
00:41:00Hey, I'm Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:51You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:00Okay, okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:15Oh, my God.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:45Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:22Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:47Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone.
00:44:12I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it.
00:44:44Stop it.
00:44:45Stop it.
00:44:45Stop it.
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey.
00:44:57Now is the time.
00:44:59Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:03Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie.
00:45:16I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal.
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:19I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:24What?
00:46:25I'm not over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:48:10Hey, Haley, I'm glad you came. You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi. Hey, Max. Your house is gorgeous. I mean...
00:48:19No, it's just my parents' blood, honey. You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now.
00:48:22They don't care about shit. Get drunk, girl. Woo!
00:48:38What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone, let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this? What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv. Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:39Oh?
00:49:40Oh?
00:50:17Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:23Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:25Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:35This whole time.
00:50:39Oh my God.
00:50:40I am such an idiot.
00:50:42Hey, wait.
00:50:47Hey, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:50You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:58I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously.
00:51:01The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:18I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car.
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Haley.
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36I'm a servant.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:51You will be forgotten.
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fire.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:08Haley, come on.
00:52:09You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:27So Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:31Haley.
00:52:36Fuck this.
00:52:37Fuck this.
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:43Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:06Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:12So I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:31You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:53But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:55Just log into this stupid game
00:54:57and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:21I'm fine.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:39I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:43Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the bitter beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:51I got my inheritance and I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:08Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though,
00:56:43because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:46But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I...
00:56:51I mean, I...
00:56:52I always hoped it was you.
00:56:55Do you hope to?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04That and...
00:57:05You're really fucking hot.
00:57:12Hey, uh...
00:57:13One of those things I said we could do.
00:57:15Here I go.
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:20Take my clothes off.
00:57:22You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:23Mm-hmm.
00:57:26Uh-huh.
00:57:26And I'm so beyond you.
00:57:28Just beyond me.
00:57:31So beyond you.
00:57:34Oh, oh, oh.
00:57:37Oh, oh, oh.
00:57:39Just beyond me.
00:57:41Oh, oh.
00:57:43Oh, oh.
00:57:45Oh, oh.
00:57:46Okay, so...
00:57:47What do you think?
00:57:48Ten out of ten.
00:57:50Oh.
00:57:50Yeah.
00:57:51Would do again.
00:57:52Okay, sex is sex with me specifically.
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:58All right.
00:57:58All right, that's fair.
00:57:59I'll, uh...
00:58:01I'll take that as a win.
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:09Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11Mm-hmm.
00:58:11Oh, God, no.
00:58:12I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17No, I'll just...
00:58:18I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:21I'll ask you in a minute now.
00:58:23I'll ask you in a minute now.
00:58:23I'll ask you in a minute now.
00:58:24Stop it.
00:58:27Um...
00:58:29Say...
00:58:29Isn't prom the night?
00:58:31I think you know if it's prom or not.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:36But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the show.
00:58:46Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:48I don't want to hear it.
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:54Wait here.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:20with me,
00:59:21and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:24Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I'd expect you to be here.
00:59:34Hey, Cole, are you here?
00:59:36Cole, are you here?
00:59:39Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
00:59:43I see you, Cole.
00:59:43You are in big trouble.
01:00:01Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:40I want 10.
01:00:42Deal.
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:02Oh, my God.
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:08I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:22Haley's fucked.
01:01:23It's very too bad.
01:01:24Yeah, it's just crazy.
01:01:28Hey, or, uh, this time that's up.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah.
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Dang it.
01:01:42Language.
01:01:43I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:46Come on.
01:01:47Everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Pervy princess.
01:01:50Pervy princess.
01:01:51Pervy princess.
01:01:53Woo!
01:01:56Wait.
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:09Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:10If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:14I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:30You little shit.
01:02:32You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:41But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:49You can't do that.
01:02:51I'm the principal.
01:02:52So, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:02There was no internship.
01:03:05You lied to me.
01:03:12Haley, catch.
01:03:17Oh, my princess finally has her crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:24Oh.
01:03:25Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer is a lowly night with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of
01:03:33humor.
01:03:33Oh.
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:53You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:03:57Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Haley.
01:04:03And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:05And best believe me, I can.
01:04:08I'll say this.
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:15Joy, Pearl.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:26I can't have done with all you being by my son.
01:04:29That was terrifying.
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so...
01:04:35I love you, Viala Queen.
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:39Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:41Yeah, you do.
01:04:42Yeah.
01:04:42I love you.
01:04:43I love you.
01:04:47I love you.
01:04:52I love you.
01:04:53I love you.
01:04:56I love you.
01:04:57I love you.
01:04:57I love you.
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