00:02What do we got Saunders?
00:03Same as the others. Female, 22, bludgeoned.
00:07Lacerations in the head and face, traces of semen all over the body.
00:10Shit, he's getting better.
00:12I mean there is a ton of semen here.
00:14Yeah, I got it.
00:15We gotta call in someone who gets results.
00:16Someone who can wrap his mind around this sick bastard we're dealing with
00:19and get this case closed.
00:20Wait a minute, you don't mean...
00:26Who?
00:28What do we got, fellas?
00:30Saunders, this is Detective Carl Winslow.
00:33He's the best.
00:35Sorry I'm late, guys.
00:36There's a new donut shop down the block and I was staring in the window for five minutes.
00:42Great.
00:43Yeah.
00:44Strap in, pussies.
01:01Winslow, we got a female, 22, bludgeoned.
01:04Lacerations.
01:05That's the most cum I've ever seen in my life.
01:07I know, right?
01:07That much cum could only come from a horse.
01:10Jesus, Winslow.
01:12Well, judging from the blood splatter pattern, I'd say she was struck from behind by a male.
01:15I'd say about five foot eight.
01:17Now the footprints tell me that he favors his left leg.
01:19The wound in the head shows me that the weapon was probably huge and heavy, meaning it's still in the
01:23area.
01:24Should we check those dumpsters?
01:29Uh, yeah.
01:31And while you're at it, see if there's some mayo.
01:36What about the cum?
01:37Saunders, you said cum an awful lot and you know that.
01:39Just a lot of it.
01:40Lay off the cum Saunders and check the dumpsters.
01:43Listen.
01:44You fellas are doing good police work.
01:47Now I know sometimes it can seem harder to solve a case.
01:50Like he'll never leave your desk.
01:51Like you're spinning your wheels.
01:53But just remember, you've got a family behind you.
01:56It's the best family there is.
01:58The Chicago Police Department.
02:02And that's a family that really matters.
02:09Now, how about that male?
02:19Guys, I found this crowbar in the dumpsters over there.
02:22It's got blood and cheese all over it.
02:25Steve!
02:27Who?
02:28Steve, who?
02:29He's my neighbor.
02:31This prance.
02:32Oh, my God.
02:35The
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