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#video #film2026 #movie2026 #She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! (2026) - FULL | Reelshort
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:10Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:02:15please my brother's been in a coma the last two years we have no idea what the illness is if
00:02:21anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely the elizander armstrong his military
00:02:26family basically owns the entire global stock market he's so hot does he come with the money
00:02:33yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:49oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:33please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me repay you by
00:03:40granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity it all
00:03:47starts with the loss of faith what's it oh jesus giving me a migraine are you telling me to pray
00:03:54to
00:03:54god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some faith in me okay uh i wish for
00:04:02you to
00:04:02cure my brother's illness can you do that i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog
00:04:08if i
00:04:08wanted to cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
00:04:16hold still
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:31on
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:51i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:57don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:03i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is
00:05:27oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:33that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:50he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the
00:05:55world but i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all
00:06:02these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:13who the goddess of healing wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's
00:06:22correct her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes
00:06:30her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever
00:06:38seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care
00:06:44if i go
00:06:45bankrupt i will find her james come put out a bounty to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:54will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:11i'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander
00:07:18she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother
00:07:25exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying
00:07:31the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty
00:07:39thing
00:07:40is your companion don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:07:49don't touch him
00:07:52they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:03oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:10i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:08:15street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
00:08:22some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:30disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:08:37if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:45sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:50maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:55a fraud
00:08:56all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:03head
00:09:03mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:09:10only here to
00:09:11repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when
00:09:19you have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well
00:09:27if he's a hero
00:09:28to you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war hero who single-handedly
00:09:35saved
00:09:35this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:42who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:09:48marrying a
00:09:49penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look at her even
00:09:55if
00:09:55she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cuts in the lowest
00:10:01ranks were bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:17oh okay what the hell are you doing
00:10:37i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that
00:10:43sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient are you insane security smash
00:10:48her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the
00:10:54condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from
00:11:01licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal
00:11:07medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what this
00:11:23is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here what what so you so you think that this
00:11:29this
00:11:29crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to the
00:11:35homeless
00:11:36asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she does
00:11:41solve
00:11:41this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all certified
00:11:48but lysander does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
00:11:56yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:12:01and again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphine oh and of course
00:12:07none of you have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those
00:12:13with both chd and a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning
00:12:19the lottery but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i
00:12:27mean
00:12:27you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:34you don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to
00:12:42real
00:12:42medical school oh so she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown
00:12:49show coming up with fake diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be
00:12:56a
00:12:56challenge oh my god if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:02i think you all should grow parts of your brain back which by the way that condition is called
00:13:08an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:12and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:17then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:13:24and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:30these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:36your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:45don't worry i got this
00:13:50it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:02lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:09are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:15son i'll give you everything
00:14:25i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:31i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:36prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
00:14:41listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
00:14:47of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
00:14:55couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at
00:15:05stake here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of
00:15:11harm now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:18oh yeah
00:15:18hey you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:45you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:51she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:16:00lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:16:06queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
00:16:13antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:33why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:16:39get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:48but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:54way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:16:58live on to
00:16:59give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:17:06let's go for a dip shall we general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the
00:17:16nation are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:17:24alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:17:31all right but i warn you no funny business
00:18:06so
00:18:13so
00:18:36you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:41armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what i
00:18:49would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:18:54held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:19:01faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting me
00:19:10you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:16she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:20you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:29oh my
00:19:36i told you i'll stay out
00:19:43this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:52i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:58i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:04you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:11i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:19steal the
00:20:19hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:22oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:32you regain consciousness
00:20:43help me i just want
00:20:50something is wrong
00:20:54you were drunk with an athrodisiac
00:20:57lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:02that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:11sir
00:21:12the swat team is here
00:21:13captain morales
00:21:17my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:22i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:25rest assured general armstrong
00:21:27we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:34right
00:21:35rewrite the wrong
00:21:40human
00:21:44who the fuck are you
00:21:45and what the fuck are you
00:21:49good
00:21:49you're awake
00:21:51i'm saving you
00:21:52saving me
00:21:54by bathing with me
00:21:56who are you
00:21:57you're a fucking spy
00:21:58talk
00:21:59i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:03you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:08i will never
00:22:09i will
00:22:23look who's guilty now
00:22:27look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:29all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:31a man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:35and her breasts
00:22:36science okay
00:22:38it just means that my body
00:22:39oh shut up
00:22:40excuse me
00:22:43you just talked to me with your friend
00:22:45and i'm a professional
00:22:47i hear lysander's voice
00:22:48captain do something now
00:22:50ready
00:22:56we're almost there
00:22:58aim
00:23:01get him boys
00:23:02get him
00:23:04fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:08fire
00:23:23those damis seals how is this possible it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:31of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's
00:23:37not the dark witch young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't
00:23:44even have the skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right
00:23:49the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no
00:23:55one
00:23:55can except for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for
00:24:01two years miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:10maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is
00:24:18better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss
00:24:23trixie
00:24:24you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:29it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily
00:24:37it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:44i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't
00:24:51deserve this he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's
00:24:58up to
00:24:58me the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in
00:25:06your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but
00:25:14there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me this is it the finishing
00:25:21touch
00:25:22i must now give you the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:45it's poison gas
00:25:48poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas my son is in there
00:25:55you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her only care about
00:26:01themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on your son and then
00:26:08he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:16i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:33what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:39they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me
00:26:45if your brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the
00:26:50one who sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie
00:26:56wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking
00:27:01way too long captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb
00:27:09shelter bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back
00:27:19ready aim oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:40the parasite's been distracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand
00:27:46down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man
00:27:54that
00:27:54otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:28:00tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:06for
00:28:06yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general
00:28:13if you won't punish her i will
00:28:19don't hurt her
00:28:25he's a cure
00:28:31his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:38there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:49miss trixie did it dad
00:28:51lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is strong come feel it
00:28:59i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:05your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands i've learned my lesson i will
00:29:12not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again wait wait no no there is only
00:29:18one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and iron
00:29:31could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:37over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20 it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:44is that the
00:29:44patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:29:49brother take care
00:29:50no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:56we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:30:01if you
00:30:01cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:06i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:17already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:23and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:29got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:34but you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold
00:30:39no really i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:49trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:56i must go
00:31:04hobo close halo glow
00:31:06i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:10it was just dumb luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:14she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:17marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:23i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:29oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but
00:31:34this is godly
00:31:36no no no no no my standard my standard was supposed to be mine
00:31:43i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:48you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:51take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:54no we're not brides
00:31:57no she's just better than us
00:32:00oh my god
00:32:04we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:07she's no average jane
00:32:08no she isn't
00:32:09she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:11but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:14why did she wear that shit stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:17but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:19no normal person could have done that
00:32:21goddess or not
00:32:23homeless or not i don't care
00:32:24i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:29she won my heart over too but if my bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her
00:32:34all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:43i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:50now
00:32:51trixie paid for this house
00:32:52she waited for you for three years
00:32:56she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:58and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:00one with some serious
00:33:01fuck you money
00:33:03so get lost
00:33:04who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:14grandma
00:33:16beatrice
00:33:16trixie
00:33:17i'm already
00:33:19i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:21i'm dumping you
00:33:22for your best friend
00:33:23marissa
00:33:25in fact
00:33:26the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:28so sign over the house
00:33:29now
00:33:35you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:38and i did
00:33:39for three years while you were deployed
00:33:42yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:44and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:48do you have no shame
00:33:49we were together for three years
00:33:51and uh
00:33:51it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:53when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:01that's how much you would owe me
00:34:02if i was in the rent-the-boyfriend business
00:34:07i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:09of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:15oh yeah
00:34:16well marissa
00:34:19is so much better than you
00:34:20she grew up
00:34:22even poorer
00:34:23than you
00:34:24and now
00:34:24she's the ceo
00:34:26of an entire
00:34:27corporation
00:34:28and you
00:34:33there's still nothing
00:34:35so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:37of course she's an upgrade
00:34:39look what she uh got me for my engagement
00:34:43oops
00:34:44yeah
00:34:45that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:55you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:57i certainly did
00:34:58in fact
00:35:00marissa
00:35:01you and your dimwit brother
00:35:03only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:11i think she's losing it bro
00:35:13that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:15you two
00:35:16are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:19my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:25how dare you insult her
00:35:29it's okay grandma
00:35:30let's not stoop to that level
00:35:33poor edna
00:35:34she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:37what is he talking about your seat
00:35:39show her bob
00:35:45this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:48she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:50she was begging on the street for money
00:35:54i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:57even if you got no game
00:35:59i got street credit i got off keep
00:36:01you dig
00:36:01the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:04and you're one to speak
00:36:06cheater
00:36:08is this true tricksy
00:36:13i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:15i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:18so that i can help them
00:36:20of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:25what is that supposed to mean
00:36:26it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:29is actually a downgrade
00:36:35enough bullshitting already
00:36:36just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:52at your wedding i will
00:36:53what
00:36:55if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two timing me with my best friend
00:37:00why should i do good by you
00:37:03i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:08fucking bitch
00:37:09you better keep your word
00:37:11oh that's rich
00:37:13after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:15do remember that
00:37:23cookbook at your wedding
00:37:24tricksy
00:37:25marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:26now they'll destroy you if you show up even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:31grandma
00:37:31Mom, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:34I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:38Trillions?
00:37:41That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:45It's because of the healing hands
00:37:47I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:50I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:54That's how I was able to give Marissa
00:37:56the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:59It makes me angrier hearing her name
00:38:02knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:03But please, Trixie dear, I know it was to broken your heart,
00:38:08but embellishing your worth and who you are,
00:38:12it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:15You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:17After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money
00:38:20for their medical bills,
00:38:22I vowed that I would do everything I can
00:38:25to serve those in need.
00:38:27That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:38:29and I'm giving it back to Charity.
00:38:31You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:33I'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:35who will treat you right,
00:38:37who actually deserves you.
00:38:39You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:49You said Trixie's crushing your wedding?
00:38:51She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:54She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:57I hope when nobody steps on Snake,
00:39:00the snake bites back hard.
00:39:03So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:05Yeah, you mean we broadcast that video of me?
00:39:14Yes.
00:39:14Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:18She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:20and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:22against my presidential glow up.
00:39:24Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:33There he is.
00:39:36Welcome home, brother.
00:39:38Welcome home, General.
00:39:42Sir, it's the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:45This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:47He served with her regiment in the Marines.
00:39:49You mean the Butch Tanner that could barely carry supplies?
00:39:52Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:39:54while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:56So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:39:59Fucking coward.
00:40:00According to intel, she's planning to bring it down
00:40:02on them at their wedding.
00:40:03Then we should join her.
00:40:06Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:09and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:11So she needs our support.
00:40:13Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:14Yes, sir.
00:40:15We will allow our lives to protect her, sir.
00:40:18Then let's roll.
00:40:34Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:37Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:39Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour,
00:40:41my company will be receiving the presidential contract,
00:40:44allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:51Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:53Wakeham.
00:40:54Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:57Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:59You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department.
00:41:03But this is a par-tay, after all.
00:41:05I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:11The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:17It's an honor.
00:41:18And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:23We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:27We'll let the wedding begin.
00:41:30Not so fast.
00:41:32The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:56You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:59So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:02I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:42:05Who is she?
00:42:06Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:09Just watch.
00:42:13Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:14This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:16You lost.
00:42:16I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:18You know, being this poor.
00:42:22Me, bum a meal.
00:42:24Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:28And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:30Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:32I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:35Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:39And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:42Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:46See everyone?
00:42:48Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless
00:42:51and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:56This is what poor sad girls do.
00:42:58They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:43:03Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:04You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:09Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:16You giving me the contract?
00:43:19You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:23So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S.
00:43:26fucking president to give me a billion dollar contract?
00:43:30We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:32And I saw potential in you.
00:43:34Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:36But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:39Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:43This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:45They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:48Damn right.
00:43:49You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:53Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:55I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:57Bravo.
00:43:59Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:00Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:44:02Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:05Drink yourself.
00:44:06Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:07She's the gold-digging, blood-sucking leech.
00:44:10I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:13in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:17You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:21Okay, enough.
00:44:22You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:24You're moral posturing.
00:44:26But guess what?
00:44:28Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:31That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:35Because I've got the material goods and you're just all empty talk.
00:44:39I'm not here to request to be chosen because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:45See this?
00:44:54Oh my god, is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:04The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:06No, absolutely not.
00:45:08I don't believe it.
00:45:10You all sound so scared already.
00:45:12Don't worry.
00:45:13This isn't that contract.
00:45:15It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:21See everyone, she's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:24But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:26Look at her following orders.
00:45:27I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:30Like a good little, uh, peasant slave.
00:45:33That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:38You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:52You misunderstand me.
00:45:54I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:57I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:06Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:08She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress,
00:46:10she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing baddie.
00:46:13You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:16It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:18I know what this is.
00:46:21You've gone delusional.
00:46:22And you think you're Cinderella,
00:46:23so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:25and some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:28Well, that's not happening.
00:46:30Security, lock the doors.
00:46:32This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:37This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:43We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:45She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:48Butch Tanner.
00:46:49Well, he's going to wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:52Let's go.
00:46:57You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:59I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:47:03Including your head of command, Butch.
00:47:06General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:08You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:10He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:14You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:18So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:24No one here is going to believe you.
00:47:25If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:31And she's not.
00:47:31You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:35Show them, Butch.
00:47:41See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:44Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:47:49She won't leave me and Marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:53I'm a major in the marines.
00:47:55Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:48:01Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:48:06How despicable.
00:48:07She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:11Get out of here.
00:48:12No one wants to marry you.
00:48:13No free meals for the poor.
00:48:15Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:17This is high society.
00:48:19So you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:24Maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here,
00:48:27maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:33I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:35But I valued our friendship, Marissa.
00:48:37Which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:48:40To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:43But no.
00:48:44You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:48Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:52And who knows if you've already started offering sexual services.
00:48:57Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:01My brother will never take you back.
00:49:04No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:07But make me happy, and I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:23How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:25I'm never letting you leave here alive.
00:49:28I'm sorry, I had to do something.
00:49:30Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:32After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:38Oh, is that so?
00:49:40Security!
00:49:42Get down on your knees, and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
00:49:48or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:52I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:55Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:50:00Dream on!
00:50:02You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:50:06You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:08Enough!
00:50:10You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:16On the count of three!
00:50:18I think I quite like it here.
00:50:19Two!
00:50:22Two!
00:50:30Mmm.
00:50:32This wine is so delicious.
00:50:34Run!
00:50:35Shoot!
00:50:38Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:48It's...
00:50:48It's-
00:50:59Who the hell is this?
00:51:04I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:05Did they hurt you?
00:51:07No, I'm fine.
00:51:09But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:13You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:16I'm a man of my word.
00:51:18They're never going to hurt you ever again.
00:51:20Really, it was nothing.
00:51:23I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:25not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:33I see what this is.
00:51:34You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:36Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:38Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:40She waited for you for three years.
00:51:41This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:46Virtue?
00:51:48Don't make me laugh.
00:51:50She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:52No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:56She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:03I see her in the Marines.
00:52:06I'm a major.
00:52:07You know, look man, I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:52:12Now that she's all cleaned up, but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:23A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:27You're a coward.
00:52:38We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:42You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:52:44You know that?
00:52:47You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:49So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:51You understand?
00:52:52You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:54I'm a fucking major.
00:52:56You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:59I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:01Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:03I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:05What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:09He was just a supply boy.
00:53:13War hero?
00:53:15Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:18Poor girl.
00:53:19Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:23A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:26Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:32A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:34What a pair.
00:53:36Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:40Maybe we should try to pay some off some more, don't you think?
00:53:44Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:53What is all this?
00:53:55Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:59But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:04I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:54:08It's not in my nature.
00:54:10I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:13Listen, Trixie.
00:54:14Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:20So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:23So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:27This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:32Oscar worthy.
00:54:33Oscar worthy.
00:54:35No.
00:54:36First gift.
00:54:41Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:44So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:48Worth $500 million.
00:54:49Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:53Second gift.
00:54:57This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:55:02Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:05It must be that easy.
00:55:06They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:09They've got nothing left.
00:55:11Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:13Look, I know.
00:55:15I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:18Okay?
00:55:19Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, well.
00:55:39Cleo!
00:55:41Hey!
00:55:42Oh my God.
00:55:44You found my dog.
00:55:49Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:51But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:53Trixie Amore.
00:55:58Will you marry me?
00:56:01You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:07Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:25Go, go, power couple.
00:56:28Go, go, power couple.
00:56:29Okay, stop.
00:56:31The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:34Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:38No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:44Hey.
00:56:45I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife, which means that she will
00:56:50be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth.
00:56:53I understand.
00:56:59You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:57:13As if, like the almighty general Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:20Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market.
00:57:24Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:30I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:33Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:35Come on, Lysander.
00:57:36What are we waiting for?
00:57:36Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:38What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:42Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:44She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:48Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:52She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:56I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:01I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:04I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:07Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:15Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:17Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:20Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:23Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:33Uh, hello?
00:58:35Yes.
00:58:37What?
00:58:42I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:52Hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:56That was a real call?
00:58:57People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:59My company's dead.
00:59:00It evaporated.
00:59:02It's the thin air.
00:59:06And that's impossible.
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What did she do?
00:59:11Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:14And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:18Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:21Then that means...
00:59:25You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:27The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:31Drake sees Mary.
00:59:32The famed war hero.
00:59:34The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:39Now you believe me?
00:59:40Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:44There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:46You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:49It's awesome.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:57I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:00See, because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for
01:00:04you.
01:00:05Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:10Do you have your hands for me?
01:00:12Or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:14Ah!
01:00:15Ah!
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:18I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:24Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:29Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:32I don't blame her at all.
01:00:33Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:35Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:37Fine.
01:00:38But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:39I can give you a room full of pageant winners, 18 years old, a rush for the taking.
01:00:52I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:55Thank you, Devin.
01:00:57Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancé,
01:01:04but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:07You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:10No, to all of humanity.
01:01:12So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:19Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:23They're imposters.
01:01:28I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:32because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:35So, we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:38The goddess healer?
01:01:39You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:45Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:49The goddess healer's motto is,
01:01:52the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:56That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:58The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:01In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:06So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:12Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:13If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products,
01:02:17who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:19We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:21No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:22She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:26FBI!
01:02:27FBI!
01:02:29You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:34Gotcha.
01:02:39Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:42No, don't arrest her!
01:02:44Trixie's a good person.
01:02:46Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:48Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:52The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:55We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:58Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:03She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:06Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition,
01:03:10Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out.
01:03:13She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:16My fiancé really is an incredible woman.
01:03:19She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:26You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:30My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:32He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:36Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:39And that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:43General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:47And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:52I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:56But I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:02If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:05But don't fuck with my fiancé.
01:04:07You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:08Let's go!
01:04:32Get him!
01:04:33If you can.
01:04:41Uh!
01:04:46Huh?
01:04:49Yeah!
01:04:50Oh!
01:04:51I feel like I'm going to grab it for you.
01:04:54Ah!
01:04:56Boo!
01:04:58Oh!
01:04:58Ah!
01:04:59Ah!
01:05:00Ah!
01:05:02Oh!
01:05:03seeing a...
01:05:03Oh!
01:05:04Oh!
01:05:25Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:35Legend is written all over you, Icelander.
01:05:41Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:46Wow, your new fiancé? He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:52I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:55It's Butch's loss. Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:59She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:05Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:07I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:10Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor!
01:06:19See, Trixie? You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:22You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:25We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:28So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:33Let them eat cake!
01:06:44You can't shoot all of them. Grab what you can't, fam. Attack!
01:07:05You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:13What the fuck was that?
01:07:15I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:17I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:27Dammit!
01:07:28Dammit!
01:07:30You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:33That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:35Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here. We're cornered.
01:07:38I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:40Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:43I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:46They will be punished.
01:07:50Now hold still for me.
01:07:54Right.
01:07:55Ray rides the road.
01:08:06Holy fuck! Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:09By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:11Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:17I'm all better now.
01:08:18Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:20See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:23No, please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:27Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:28Sure.
01:08:30You hear that?
01:08:31She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:34She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:37While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:41Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:46I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:49And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:51God?
01:08:52Wrong.
01:08:54But you're close.
01:08:56Bullshit!
01:08:57I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:02You wanna cross the line so bad? Then let's see you try.
01:09:05Charge!
01:09:15The hell is this?
01:09:17This is the line between life and death.
01:09:21Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:24I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:29You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:31What if it's a trap? That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:34We ain't afraid of her. She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:38Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:41I will.
01:09:45Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:54I'm fine. Nothing happened.
01:09:56You'll see soon enough.
01:09:58Oh, please. I really wanna die.
01:10:01And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:03I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:06Whoops! Just crossed it again. Whoops! And again. Nothing's happening-
01:10:22No! No, Pop! Hey!
01:10:26What did you do to my brother?
01:10:27I didn't do anything. Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:32I suggest you take him to the U.R. if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:37Come on. Major.
01:10:40Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:41How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:43See, this must be an illusion!
01:10:48Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:51Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please!
01:11:00You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:03Oh, please. You hurt us first.
01:11:06At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:09But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:14Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:18You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:21You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:26When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:32Don't touch my wife.
01:11:36And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:41You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:45it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:47That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:51Oh, really?
01:11:52Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:55You've got nothing on me.
01:12:00Yes. Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:08Goddess.
01:12:09Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:12Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:17Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:22Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:26God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:29I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:32You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:34A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:37Miss Wickham is correct. I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:41Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:45You hear that, everyone? There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:52She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:58No. My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:01Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:06Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:14Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:21and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:26Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:29I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:32You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:39Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie? It ain't
01:13:43working.
01:13:44You can't just fake the...
01:13:48Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:53Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:58And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:06No.
01:14:07Trixie, look.
01:14:09I believe you.
01:14:10You saved me.
01:14:12Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:19We'll riot against you now.
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:22Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:27Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:29The Vice President arrives!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:35Tear her apart!
01:14:46Who dared cause ruckus in here?
01:14:51You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:54Wait!
01:14:55What?
01:14:57He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?!
01:14:59No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:02Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:04This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:10But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:14Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:16What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:22And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:25The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important
01:15:31allies to the president?
01:15:33He is the general, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:37Did you hear that?
01:15:39Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:43So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:46We got the VP and the president.
01:15:49On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:53I told you.
01:15:54Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:15:58Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:06Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:11You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:13My brother is a war hero.
01:16:15He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:18He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:20If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:21You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:26Not just your brother.
01:16:28Devin, it's okay.
01:16:31Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:34I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:39And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:41I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:47I truly saved a good man.
01:16:54I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:57And what can you do about it?
01:16:59Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:02My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:06Let's try it out on them.
01:17:10Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:11There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:13Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:16Despicable!
01:17:16What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:22Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:26Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:31Oh.
01:17:40Shoot!
01:17:41Wait, that's the president.
01:17:55No!
01:17:56Hey, idiots!
01:18:03Oh, my gosh!
01:18:05I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:07That was...
01:18:08They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:12What is this?
01:18:13Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:17This is a war crime.
01:18:19These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:21You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:23I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:24I have the presidential contract.
01:18:25With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:28And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:32What are you doing?
01:18:34Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:37That is easy.
01:18:39There's no need.
01:18:40I'll save everyone.
01:18:55It's raining gold!
01:18:59What's happening?
01:19:00Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:02It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:05She...
01:19:06She...
01:19:07She is...
01:19:08She is a criminal.
01:19:10Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:11We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:13I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:15Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:18What are you talking about?
01:19:20The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:32This contract?
01:19:34Yeah!
01:19:35Yes!
01:19:36Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:54My contract, you bitch!
01:19:57And that's not all.
01:20:10This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:13There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:16Don't you realize?
01:20:17Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:21You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:24Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:26And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:29So prepare yourself.
01:20:30Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:33What are you going to do?
01:20:35The President is here.
01:20:37And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:41You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:45Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:48So what's your final decision?
01:20:52I'll...
01:20:52She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:00I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:04Ah!
01:21:07Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:09You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:12You wish!
01:21:13Idiot!
01:21:16I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:22I don't understand.
01:21:23I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:29And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:34You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:38The one and only.
01:21:42And it's...
01:21:45Her.
01:21:46Oh!
01:21:56What?!
01:22:01Welcome, goddess
01:22:13You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:16How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:19Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:23I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:26To help those in need
01:22:28And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:31No, so that means
01:22:33The billion dollar contract
01:22:35It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:37She took it away just like that
01:22:40That was her golden ticket
01:22:42You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:44But after everything you've done
01:22:46We're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:49No, please, I swear
01:22:50I didn't know you were an ex-wife
01:22:52It doesn't matter
01:22:56It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:57Trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:58She's an amazing person
01:23:00And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:04She's gonna be my wife
01:23:05Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:23:14I love you
01:23:28All her goals
01:23:29All her clothes
01:23:31All that could have been mine
01:23:33This is all your fault
01:23:35You seduce me
01:23:37You were the one that came onto me
01:23:40You himbo
01:23:41Please, Trixie
01:23:43Give me another chance
01:23:46I want to be rich again
01:23:47I'll be your slave
01:23:49Kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:51You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:53But it's too late now
01:23:55All I see is your greed
01:23:57And how much you'd hurt others
01:23:58Just to benefit yourself
01:23:59You two should be locked up
01:24:01And she shall
01:24:03For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:06Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:24:09It's all your fault, Marissa
01:24:11I never loved you
01:24:12It's your fault
01:24:13I was only with you for your money
01:24:15You were rich
01:24:17I'll see myself
01:24:19Rest assured, goddess
01:24:22We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:25My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:27Just like you
01:24:28I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:31That is why I saved you
01:24:33With these healing hands
01:24:35I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:38One good deed at a time
01:24:39Well
01:24:41Let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:44Let's party
01:24:46Wait
01:24:47What if we just got married
01:24:48Right now
01:24:49Yes
01:24:50Well
01:24:51Woo
01:24:54Do you take each other
01:24:57To be your lawfully wedded partner
01:24:59I do
01:25:00I do
01:25:01You may kiss the bride
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