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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.

00:00:04Please save my child.

00:00:22Rod of a sepulius.

00:00:41Rejuvenate.

00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.

00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.

00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.

00:01:03Here you go, miss.

00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most

00:01:12in need?

00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and

00:01:30run!

00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.

00:01:43Right rewrites the wrong.

00:01:48Rejuvenate.

00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.

00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!

00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:02:15Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If

00:02:22anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.

00:02:24The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!

00:02:30He's so hot! Does he come with the money?

00:02:34Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.

00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?

00:02:47Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.

00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.

00:02:54Grandma!

00:02:55I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!

00:02:58Grandma?

00:03:00Grandma.

00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.

00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.

00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.

00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?

00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.

00:03:25Oh, no!

00:03:34Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you.

00:03:38Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.

00:03:42Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.

00:03:45The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.

00:03:49What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.

00:03:54Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?

00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me.

00:04:00Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?

00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.

00:04:10Cleo, stay right here for a second.

00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.

00:04:17Hold still.

00:04:25My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you. Come on. Come

00:04:31on.

00:04:31Oh!

00:04:45How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.

00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.

00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.

00:04:57Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.

00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.

00:05:24I have no clue what this is.

00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.

00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.

00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.

00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.

00:05:50He's not budging. There's no movement.

00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.

00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.

00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.

00:06:09Who?

00:06:13The goddess of healing.

00:06:18Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.

00:06:21That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.

00:06:28That's her motto.

00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.

00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.

00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go

00:06:45bankrupt.

00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.

00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.

00:06:57There's no need.

00:07:12I'll save your son.

00:07:15Who the hell is she?

00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.

00:07:18She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.

00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?

00:07:25Exactly.

00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.

00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.

00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.

00:07:36I bet it has fleas.

00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.

00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.

00:07:49Don't touch him.

00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover.

00:07:54But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.

00:07:57So step aside.

00:07:59I'll take it from here.

00:08:01Could you hold this?

00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.

00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.

00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.

00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.

00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.

00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.

00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?

00:08:29Ew!

00:08:30Disgusting.

00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.

00:08:33Security!

00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.

00:08:37Let's go.

00:08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.

00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.

00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?

00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.

00:08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot.

00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.

00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?

00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.

00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.

00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.

00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.

00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.

00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.

00:09:24I can't lose him.

00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.

00:09:32My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.

00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.

00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?

00:09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.

00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.

00:09:53I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.

00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.

00:10:04Continue wasting your time.

00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.

00:10:17What happened?

00:10:18Oh, okay!

00:10:20What's happening?

00:10:22What are we doing?

00:10:32Oh!

00:10:34What the hell are you doing?

00:10:36I knew she was a perv!

00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.

00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?

00:10:45Are you insane?

00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.

00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.

00:10:57Yeah, right!

00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!

00:11:01Oh, okay.

00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?

00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.

00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?

00:11:15This?

00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.

00:11:25What?

00:11:27What?

00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?

00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?

00:11:38I agree.

00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who have studied

00:11:45for years?

00:11:46We are all certified.

00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.

00:11:51She's right about everything.

00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.

00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!

00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphie.

00:12:05Oh.

00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.

00:12:08Because I just discovered it.

00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.

00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.

00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.

00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.

00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.

00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.

00:12:30Precisely.

00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.

00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.

00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.

00:12:43Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.

00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,

00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.

00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?

00:12:56Oh, yeah.

00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,

00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.

00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.

00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?

00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.

00:13:16Then let's have a bet.

00:13:18If you can't heal him, you'll break your hands.

00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.

00:13:28Mm-hmm.

00:13:29Mm-hmm.

00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.

00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?

00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.

00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.

00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.

00:13:49It's a deal.

00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.

00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.

00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.

00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?

00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.

00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.

00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.

00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.

00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.

00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?

00:14:40Don't listen to her.

00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.

00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.

00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.

00:14:58What? Did you just call me?

00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.

00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.

00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.

00:15:17Oh, yeah?

00:15:18Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?

00:15:20Well, put down the dog!

00:15:22With pleasure.

00:15:32Oh!

00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast.

00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.

00:15:51She's been poisoned!

00:15:53It was her!

00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?

00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.

00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!

00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?

00:16:08Of course!

00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.

00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.

00:16:33Why is she skinning blood?

00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!

00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.

00:16:39Angel herbalist.

00:16:40This is what I call...

00:16:43Malpractice.

00:16:45This isn't fatal. She'll live.

00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.

00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?

00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?

00:16:52Right this way.

00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:16:55What the hell is going on?

00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?

00:17:01Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.

00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?

00:17:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.

00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?

00:17:20Hold on, you two are going in there alone?

00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.

00:17:30All right, but I warn you, no funny business.

00:17:34Thanks.

00:17:35Thanks.

00:17:49Thanks.

00:17:55Thanks.

00:18:06Thanks.

00:18:10Thanks.

00:18:16Thanks.

00:18:26Have a great day.

00:18:36You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there

00:18:38with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.

00:18:40Exactly!

00:18:41What if she gets pregnant by him?

00:18:43She could blackmail you for millions.

00:18:47That's what I would do if I was that poor.

00:18:49And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.

00:18:53Held for ransom by a homeless woman.

00:18:56Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.

00:18:59We have to have faith.

00:19:01Where did you actually find this low light?

00:19:06On the streets.

00:19:07Are you shitting me?

00:19:10You found this bum on the streets?

00:19:11Are you nuts?

00:19:12You don't know her.

00:19:13You don't know her background.

00:19:15She could be a psychotic murder.

00:19:17That is it, General.

00:19:18You have to go in and stop this now.

00:19:19You're right.

00:19:20That's it.

00:19:21I'm shutting down this clown show right now.

00:19:23James, let's go.

00:19:24Yes, sir.

00:19:35I told you all to stay out.

00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.

00:19:44We can't be interrupted.

00:19:46Otherwise, we'd both die.

00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.

00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.

00:19:59No.

00:20:04You see that, General?

00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.

00:20:07This is a witchcraft.

00:20:10I know what this is.

00:20:12This is the dark witch.

00:20:14I've heard of her.

00:20:15She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.

00:20:21I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.

00:20:24James, get the SWAT team.

00:20:27Yes, sir.

00:20:31You regain consciousness.

00:20:43Help me.

00:20:43I just want to...

00:20:49Something's wrong.

00:20:52You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.

00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.

00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.

00:21:10Sir?

00:21:11The SWAT team is here.

00:21:13Captain Morales.

00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.

00:21:21I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.

00:21:24Rest assured, General Armstrong.

00:21:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.

00:21:33Right, rewrite the wrong.

00:21:39Human.

00:21:43Who the fuck are you?

00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?

00:21:47Good.

00:21:48You're awake.

00:21:49I'm saving you.

00:21:51Saving me?

00:21:52By bathing with me?

00:21:54Who are you?

00:21:55You're a fucking spy?

00:21:57Talk!

00:21:58I swear to God, we'll have you arrested for this.

00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippa.

00:22:06I will never.

00:22:07Oh, really?

00:22:22Look who's guilty now.

00:22:26Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?

00:22:27But it is a biological fact.

00:22:29A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.

00:22:35It's science, okay?

00:22:36It just means that my body is physically...

00:22:41You're distracted me with your friend.

00:22:43And I'm a professional.

00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.

00:22:47Captain, do something now.

00:22:49Ready!

00:22:55We're almost there.

00:22:57Aim!

00:22:59Get him, boys.

00:23:00Get him!

00:23:02Fire!

00:23:06Fire!

00:23:21Those anus hills.

00:23:23How is this possible?

00:23:25It's not even a scratch.

00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.

00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.

00:23:32No.

00:23:32I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.

00:23:35She's not the dark witch.

00:23:37Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.

00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.

00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?

00:23:46That's right.

00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.

00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.

00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.

00:23:56Think about it.

00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice.

00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.

00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.

00:24:02You're right.

00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.

00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.

00:24:11No, no, absolutely not.

00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.

00:24:17How could you know for sure?

00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.

00:24:22You're wrong, sir.

00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.

00:24:28It's called borderline revival.

00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.

00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.

00:24:40That means my son is in tremendous pain.

00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.

00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.

00:24:50He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.

00:24:55Then it looks like it's up to me, the witch doctor.

00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.

00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.

00:25:05You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.

00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away

00:25:15from me.

00:25:17This is it.

00:25:19The finishing touch.

00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.

00:25:24So we can both survive.

00:25:43It's poison gas.

00:25:45That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.

00:25:51Poison gas?

00:25:52My son is in there.

00:25:54You're jeopardizing his life as well.

00:25:56No, don't worry, General.

00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.

00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.

00:26:04Then we can reverse the poison on your son.

00:26:06And then he can marry one of us.

00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.

00:26:14I knew they promised you that I'd save you.

00:26:17It's now or never.

00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?

00:26:33It's been over ten minutes.

00:26:34Wait a second.

00:26:36You don't think that they're...

00:26:38You!

00:26:39You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!

00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!

00:26:43If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.

00:26:46Oh my god.

00:26:47Yeah?

00:26:48She's the one who sealed the door shut.

00:26:50I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.

00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.

00:26:58This is taking way too long.

00:27:01Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.

00:27:05These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.

00:27:08Bazooka.

00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.

00:27:12Crap.

00:27:13Oh my god.

00:27:13Get back, son.

00:27:15Ready.

00:27:17Aim!

00:27:18Oh, shit.

00:27:23Quit your whining and stand down.

00:27:37The parasite's been extracted.

00:27:39Shoot her dead now.

00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing too?

00:27:42I said stand down.

00:27:45Don't listen to her.

00:27:47She's a fraud.

00:27:48A termite to the field of medicine.

00:27:50I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.

00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.

00:27:58Wait a second.

00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?

00:28:02He'll wake in just a moment.

00:28:03You can see for yourself.

00:28:05Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.

00:28:08That is it.

00:28:09No more stalling, General.

00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.

00:28:16Don't hurt her.

00:28:22He's a cure.

00:28:29His pulse is regular.

00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.

00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.

00:28:46Miss Trixie did it, Dad.

00:28:48Lysander's warm again.

00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.

00:28:52And his heart is strong.

00:28:53Come, feel it.

00:28:56I saved my son.

00:28:59Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.

00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.

00:29:06I've learned my lesson.

00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.

00:29:13Wait, wait.

00:29:14No, no.

00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the

00:29:20queen, angel, and I.

00:29:23The goddess healer.

00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?

00:29:31But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look

00:29:37a day after 20.

00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.

00:29:40What matters is that the patient is healthy again.

00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.

00:29:47Take care.

00:29:48No, wait.

00:29:50Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.

00:29:52He's right.

00:29:54We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as

00:29:58a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.

00:30:01Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.

00:30:05I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.

00:30:08I am already engaged.

00:30:14Already engaged?

00:30:15I am.

00:30:16I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and

00:30:21he's coming back today.

00:30:22But don't be disappointed.

00:30:24Really, I'm no one special.

00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.

00:30:29Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.

00:30:32But you're still Lysander's savior.

00:30:34Please, let me give you what I promised.

00:30:36Take the gold.

00:30:37No, really.

00:30:39I don't need anything.

00:30:41I just believe in doing good in the world.

00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancee.

00:30:49He's back.

00:30:50And he says he's breaking up with you.

00:30:54I must go.

00:31:01Hobo close.

00:31:03Halo glow.

00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.

00:31:07It was just dumb luck.

00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.

00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world.

00:31:14Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.

00:31:21I'm going to marry that homeless woman.

00:31:27Oh my God.

00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.

00:31:34No, no, no, no, no, Lysander, Lysander, Lysander, our job was supposed to be mine.

00:31:41I'd so much rather share him with you than let that panty-like ugly bitch have him.

00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.

00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.

00:31:52Wait, no, we're not brides.

00:31:54No, she's just better than us.

00:31:57Oh my God.

00:31:59Oh my God.

00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?

00:32:04She's no average Jane.

00:32:05No, she isn't.

00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.

00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills,

00:32:11why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll?

00:32:15But think about the impenetrable walls.

00:32:16No normal person could have done that.

00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.

00:32:22I have never met a woman like that.

00:32:23I have to find her.

00:32:24I have to make her my life.

00:32:26She won my heart over too.

00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.

00:32:31All right, listen.

00:32:33I need help finding three wedding gifts.

00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie.

00:32:41So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.

00:32:48Trixie paid for this house.

00:32:50She waited for you for three years.

00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.

00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.

00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.

00:33:00So get lost.

00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?

00:33:11Grandma.

00:33:13Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.

00:33:16I've been dying to throw this in your face.

00:33:18I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.

00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.

00:33:25So sign over the house now.

00:33:32You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.

00:33:35And I did.

00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.

00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.

00:33:42And now you're trying to swindle my home?

00:33:45Do you have no shame?

00:33:46We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could have

00:33:51been with a loaded girl like Marissa.

00:33:58That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business.

00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.

00:34:12Oh, yeah?

00:34:14Well, Marissa

00:34:16is so much better than you.

00:34:18She grew up even poorer than you.

00:34:21And now

00:34:21she's the CEO of an entire

00:34:24corporation.

00:34:28And you?

00:34:30You're still nothing.

00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?

00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.

00:34:36Look what she, uh, got me for my

00:34:39engagement.

00:34:40Oops.

00:34:41Yeah.

00:34:43That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract

00:34:45I gave her.

00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?

00:34:54I certainly did.

00:34:55In fact,

00:34:57Marissa,

00:34:58you and your dimwit brother

00:35:00only have everything you have

00:35:02all thanks to me.

00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.

00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.

00:35:12You two

00:35:13are the ungrateful,

00:35:15cheating scum here.

00:35:16My granddaughter

00:35:18supported you

00:35:19and your entire family

00:35:20for three years

00:35:21while you were gone.

00:35:23How dare you insult her?

00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.

00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level.

00:35:30Poor Edna.

00:35:31She still doesn't know

00:35:31what you're doing

00:35:32out there on the streets, huh?

00:35:33What is he talking about,

00:35:35Jersey?

00:35:36Show her, Bob.

00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless

00:35:44your granddaughter is.

00:35:45She didn't purchase this house

00:35:46on her own.

00:35:47She was begging on the street

00:35:48for money.

00:35:51I can't be caught

00:35:52with a piss-poor nobody like you.

00:35:54Even if you got no game,

00:35:55I got street credit

00:35:56I got out of keep.

00:35:57You dig?

00:35:58The word you're looking for

00:35:59is dignity.

00:36:01And you're one to speak,

00:36:02cheater.

00:36:05Is this true, Trixie?

00:36:09I've been broadening

00:36:10my horizons, Grandma.

00:36:12I want to see how regular,

00:36:13everyday people live

00:36:15so that I can help them.

00:36:17Of course,

00:36:18those without substance

00:36:19underneath would never

00:36:20understand that.

00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?

00:36:23It means

00:36:24the new girlfriend

00:36:24you think is an upgrade

00:36:26is actually a downgrade.

00:36:32Enough bullshitting already.

00:36:33Just sign the damn papers

00:36:34and we can each

00:36:34get on with our lives.

00:36:48At your wedding, I will.

00:36:50What?

00:36:52If you won't do good

00:36:53by me of breaking things off

00:36:54before two-timing me

00:36:55with my best friend,

00:36:57why should I do good by you?

00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock

00:37:01at your wedding

00:37:01as a charity to you.

00:37:04Fucking bitch!

00:37:06You better keep your word.

00:37:07Oh, that's rich.

00:37:10After tomorrow,

00:37:10you will never feel

00:37:11so rich ever again.

00:37:12Do remember that.

00:37:20Trixie,

00:37:21Marissa's a millionaire now.

00:37:23They'll destroy you

00:37:25if you show even so much

00:37:26as a hair at their wedding.

00:37:28Grandma,

00:37:29I have to confess

00:37:30something to you.

00:37:31I've secretly amassed

00:37:33a fortune worth trillions.

00:37:34Trillions?

00:37:37That would make you

00:37:39the richest person

00:37:40on the planet.

00:37:42It's because of the healing hands

00:37:43I inherited from Asseplius,

00:37:45the god of healing.

00:37:47I've saved several world leaders

00:37:49with these hands.

00:37:50That's how I was able

00:37:51to give Marissa

00:37:52the presidential contract

00:37:53and become the goddess healer.

00:37:56It makes me angrier

00:37:57hearing her name

00:37:58knowing how she betrayed you.

00:38:00But please,

00:38:01Trixie dear,

00:38:02I know it was to

00:38:03broken your heart,

00:38:04but

00:38:06embellishing your worth

00:38:07and who you are,

00:38:08it will only delay

00:38:10the healing process.

00:38:11You don't have to

00:38:12believe me just yet.

00:38:14After we lost

00:38:15Mom and Dad

00:38:15because we didn't have

00:38:16the money

00:38:16for their medical bills,

00:38:19I vowed

00:38:20that I would do

00:38:20everything I can

00:38:21to serve those in need.

00:38:23That's why I'm

00:38:24taking everything

00:38:25back from Butch

00:38:25and I'm giving it

00:38:26back to Charity.

00:38:27You've always had

00:38:28an angel's heart.

00:38:30I'm certain

00:38:30you will meet someone

00:38:31who will treat you right,

00:38:33who actually deserves you.

00:38:35You will see

00:38:36tomorrow, Grandma.

00:38:45You said Trixie's

00:38:46crashing your wedding?

00:38:47She was bullying us

00:38:48too, Sasa.

00:38:50She's probably

00:38:51trying to extort you

00:38:52now that she knows

00:38:52you're rich as fuck.

00:38:54When nobody steps

00:38:55on Snake,

00:38:57Snake bites back hard.

00:38:59So let her come

00:39:00and embarrass herself.

00:39:01Yeah.

00:39:02You mean

00:39:04we broadcast

00:39:06that video of me?

00:39:10Yes.

00:39:11Her cavewoman

00:39:11staked the 19th century

00:39:13tin can.

00:39:14She'll prop me up

00:39:15higher on my pedestal

00:39:16and the whole world

00:39:16sees her in her

00:39:17homeless mess

00:39:18against my

00:39:19presidential glow-up.

00:39:20Let's turn this party

00:39:21into her funeral.

00:39:29There he is.

00:39:32Welcome home, brother.

00:39:34Welcome home,

00:39:35General!

00:39:38Sir,

00:39:39the homeless woman

00:39:40who saved you,

00:39:40Miss Trixie,

00:39:41this is the file

00:39:42of her ex,

00:39:42Butch Tanner.

00:39:43He served with

00:39:44her regiment

00:39:44in the Marines.

00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner

00:39:46that could barely

00:39:47carry supplies?

00:39:48Well, she's been

00:39:48providing for him

00:39:49and his entire family

00:39:50while he's been

00:39:51deployed overseas, sir.

00:39:52So she waited for him

00:39:53for years

00:39:54and then he betrayed her.

00:39:55Fucking coward.

00:39:56According to intel,

00:39:57she's planning to bring

00:39:58it down on them

00:39:58at their wedding.

00:39:59Then we should join her.

00:40:01Men,

00:40:02I'm only alive today

00:40:03because of that

00:40:04virtuous woman

00:40:05and her incredible

00:40:06power that saved

00:40:07my life.

00:40:07So she needs

00:40:08our support.

00:40:09Will you join me

00:40:09in protecting her?

00:40:10Yes, sir!

00:40:11We will allow

00:40:12our lives to protect her,

00:40:13sir!

00:40:14Well, let's roll.

00:40:30Welcome everyone

00:40:31to my wedding.

00:40:33Today is a very special

00:40:34day for me and Butch.

00:40:35Not only are we

00:40:35getting married,

00:40:36but in just one hour

00:40:37my company will be

00:40:38receiving the

00:40:39presidential contract

00:40:40allowing my biomedical

00:40:41company to go public.

00:40:46congratulations on the

00:40:48contract once again

00:40:49Mrs.

00:40:49Wakeham.

00:40:50Stowe,

00:40:51butch is taking

00:40:51my last name.

00:40:52Oh, and please

00:40:53don't be so uptight,

00:40:54Secretary Cho.

00:40:56You are the secretary

00:40:57of the entire

00:40:57U.S. Health Department,

00:40:59but this is a partay

00:41:00after all.

00:41:01I see some of the

00:41:02most important people

00:41:03in the nation

00:41:04have also arrived

00:41:05to celebrate you.

00:41:07The U.S.

00:41:08president will also

00:41:09be arriving soon

00:41:11to get you the

00:41:12contract herself.

00:41:13It's an honor,

00:41:14and that's why Sasa

00:41:15is the best wife

00:41:16a man could ever

00:41:17dream of.

00:41:19We will make sure

00:41:20the crowd is

00:41:21entertained tonight.

00:41:22We'll let the

00:41:23wedding begin!

00:41:26Not so fast.

00:41:27The party doesn't

00:41:28start until I

00:41:29say it does.

00:41:51You two really are

00:41:53a match made in hell.

00:41:54So I've come to

00:41:55save your guests

00:41:56from this oncoming

00:41:57train wreck.

00:41:57I don't recognize

00:41:59it from any of our

00:42:00elite circles.

00:42:00Who is she?

00:42:01Um, this is our

00:42:02entertainment for

00:42:04tonight, sir.

00:42:05Just watch.

00:42:08Trixie, what are you

00:42:09doing here?

00:42:10This isn't the

00:42:10homeless shelter.

00:42:11You lost.

00:42:12I bet she's here

00:42:13to bum a meal off us.

00:42:14You know, being

00:42:15this poor.

00:42:17Me, bum a meal.

00:42:19Have you forgotten

00:42:20that it was I who

00:42:21bankrolled you two

00:42:22for the last three years?

00:42:23What evidence do

00:42:24you have of that?

00:42:25Look at me, then go

00:42:26look at yourself in

00:42:27the mirror.

00:42:28I'm a millionaire

00:42:29CEO.

00:42:30Even the first woman

00:42:31president will be here

00:42:32any second now to

00:42:33congratulate me.

00:42:34And you're nothing

00:42:35but a washed up

00:42:36sewer rat.

00:42:37Sasa, she's like

00:42:39so obsessed with me.

00:42:40She's like...

00:42:41See, everyone?

00:42:43Butch already cut ties

00:42:44with his ex, but

00:42:45she's so shameless

00:42:46and desperate that

00:42:48she'd still show up

00:42:49to my wedding to

00:42:50suck up to me.

00:42:51This is what poor

00:42:52sad girls do.

00:42:53They beg for scraps

00:42:55from us, the rich

00:42:57and glorious.

00:42:58Projecting much,

00:42:59Marissa?

00:43:00You might feel

00:43:01all high and mighty

00:43:01now, but don't bite

00:43:02the hand that feeds

00:43:03you.

00:43:04Especially when I'm

00:43:05the one who's

00:43:06giving you the

00:43:06contract.

00:43:12You giving me

00:43:13the contract?

00:43:14You have no skills,

00:43:16no education,

00:43:17no connection,

00:43:18so how could you

00:43:19possibly have a pool

00:43:20to get the U.S.

00:43:21fucking president

00:43:22to give me

00:43:23a billion dollar

00:43:24contract?

00:43:25We both share

00:43:26humble beginnings,

00:43:26Marissa,

00:43:27and I saw potential

00:43:28in you.

00:43:29Even trusted you

00:43:30as my best friend.

00:43:31But I recognize now

00:43:33that greed has

00:43:34poisoned you.

00:43:35Don't be all

00:43:35sore now just

00:43:36because I stole

00:43:37your man.

00:43:38This is what

00:43:39us rich girls do.

00:43:40They steal

00:43:41from lame spinsters

00:43:42for fun.

00:43:43Damn right.

00:43:45You were

00:43:45too embarrassing

00:43:47for me.

00:43:48Sasa tramples

00:43:49you any day.

00:43:50I can say that

00:43:51now that I'm

00:43:51marrying the rich.

00:43:53Bravo.

00:43:54Self-admission

00:43:55of a gold digger.

00:43:56Quick, somebody

00:43:57put that on a memoir.

00:43:58Sasa, she's

00:43:58embarrassing me

00:43:59in front of

00:43:59everyone.

00:44:00She'll make her

00:44:00sup.

00:44:01Don't listen

00:44:01to her,

00:44:02everyone.

00:44:02She's the

00:44:03gold-digging,

00:44:04blood-sucking

00:44:04leech.

00:44:05I don't even

00:44:06have to lift

00:44:06a finger and

00:44:07you're already

00:44:07embarrassing

00:44:08yourself in

00:44:08front of

00:44:09everyone for

00:44:09me,

00:44:10butch.

00:44:12You may

00:44:12look and

00:44:12sound like a

00:44:13man, but

00:44:14you're nothing

00:44:15but a pathetic

00:44:15coward.

00:44:16Okay,

00:44:16enough.

00:44:16You know

00:44:17what I always

00:44:18couldn't stand

00:44:18about you?

00:44:19Your moral

00:44:20posturing.

00:44:21But guess

00:44:22what?

00:44:23Morals are

00:44:23just lies to

00:44:24make you

00:44:24and girls

00:44:25feel better

00:44:25about yourselves.

00:44:26That's why

00:44:27no man will

00:44:27choose you

00:44:28over Marissa

00:44:29Trixie.

00:44:30Because I've

00:44:30got the

00:44:30material goods

00:44:31and you're

00:44:32just all

00:44:33empty talk.

00:44:34I'm not

00:44:34here to

00:44:34request to

00:44:35be chosen

00:44:35because I'm

00:44:37the one

00:44:37who's doing

00:44:37the choosing.

00:44:40See

00:44:40this?

00:44:41You guys

00:44:42don't

00:44:42want to

00:44:42go

00:44:43to

00:44:43go

00:44:43ahead

00:44:43and

00:44:44go

00:44:44to

00:44:52Oh my god.

00:44:54Is that

00:44:54the billion dollar

00:44:55contract for

00:44:55Sasha?

00:44:58The one that's

00:44:59supposed to make

00:44:59us all rich

00:45:00as fuck?

00:45:01No,

00:45:01absolutely not.

00:45:03I don't believe

00:45:03it.

00:45:04You all sound

00:45:05so scared

00:45:06already.

00:45:06Don't worry.

00:45:07This isn't

00:45:08that contract.

00:45:10It's the lease

00:45:10to the modest

00:45:11home you try

00:45:12to swindle

00:45:12from me.

00:45:15See everyone?

00:45:17She's just

00:45:17trying to bluff

00:45:18us.

00:45:18But you don't

00:45:19even have

00:45:19the guts

00:45:19to go all

00:45:20the way.

00:45:20Look at

00:45:21her following

00:45:21orders.

00:45:22I asked

00:45:22her to sign

00:45:23over the lease

00:45:23and here

00:45:24she is.

00:45:25Like a good

00:45:25little peasant

00:45:27slave.

00:45:27That house

00:45:28is worth

00:45:28all her

00:45:29life savings.

00:45:33You want

00:45:34to, I don't

00:45:35know, beg

00:45:35for a little

00:45:35treat while

00:45:36you're at

00:45:36it?

00:45:47you must

00:45:47understand me.

00:45:48I'm here to

00:45:49take back

00:45:49everything I've

00:45:50ever given

00:45:50you.

00:45:51I'm giving

00:45:52it to charity.

00:46:00Bro, she's

00:46:01gone cuckoo in

00:46:02the head.

00:46:02She thinks that

00:46:03just because she

00:46:03rented a pretty

00:46:04little dress she

00:46:05can pretend to be

00:46:05a deep pocket

00:46:06invested baddie.

00:46:07You wish you had

00:46:08that kind of money

00:46:09to just toss

00:46:09away, Trixie.

00:46:10It's just a drop

00:46:11in the bucket

00:46:12for me.

00:46:13I know what

00:46:14this is.

00:46:15You've gotten

00:46:15delusional and

00:46:16you think you're

00:46:17Cinderella so you

00:46:18can just show up

00:46:19to a fancy party

00:46:19and some Prince

00:46:20Charming will scoop

00:46:21you into money

00:46:22forever?

00:46:23Well, that's not

00:46:23happening.

00:46:24Security, lock

00:46:25the doors.

00:46:26This woman doesn't

00:46:27leave until we're

00:46:27through with her.

00:46:32This is where

00:46:32your dreams will

00:46:33die, bitch.

00:46:37We found

00:46:38Miss Trixie

00:46:38Lysander.

00:46:39She's being

00:46:39cornered by her

00:46:40ex and his

00:46:40mistress at the

00:46:41Wickham wedding

00:46:41right now.

00:46:42Butch Tanner.

00:46:43Well, he's

00:46:43going to wish he

00:46:44died in battle

00:46:44after I'm done

00:46:45with him.

00:46:46Let's go.

00:46:50You think a few

00:46:51toy guns scare

00:46:52me, Marissa?

00:46:53I've saved plenty

00:46:54of people for

00:46:55much worse.

00:46:57Including your

00:46:57head of command,

00:46:58Butch.

00:46:59General Lysander

00:47:00Armstrong.

00:47:01You mean the

00:47:02legendary war

00:47:03hero?

00:47:04He's been in a

00:47:05coma for years

00:47:05after he saved

00:47:06the nation from

00:47:07a terrorist attack.

00:47:08You're an

00:47:08unskilled,

00:47:10unemployed,

00:47:11ugly leech.

00:47:11So how could

00:47:12you possibly

00:47:13have this

00:47:13magical ability

00:47:14to heal someone

00:47:16like General

00:47:16Lysander Armstrong?

00:47:17No one here's

00:47:18going to believe

00:47:18you.

00:47:19Have you really

00:47:19cured the

00:47:20incurable general?

00:47:21Then Sasa

00:47:22is the fucking

00:47:23Virgin Mary.

00:47:24And she's

00:47:25not.

00:47:25You're just

00:47:26asking to be

00:47:27humiliated,

00:47:28Trixie.

00:47:28Show them,

00:47:29Butch.

00:47:35See for

00:47:36yourselves,

00:47:36everyone.

00:47:37Trixie's just

00:47:38a freeloading

00:47:39beggar.

00:47:42She won't

00:47:43leave me and

00:47:44Marissa alone

00:47:44because we're

00:47:45rich as fuck

00:47:46now.

00:47:47I'm a major

00:47:48in the Marines.

00:47:49Sasa,

00:47:50she has a

00:47:51billion dollar

00:47:52biomedical contract

00:47:53with the military.

00:47:55Approved by

00:47:56the first

00:47:56female president

00:47:57of the United

00:47:58States herself,

00:47:59bitch.

00:47:59How despicable.

00:48:01She's just

00:48:01trying to leech

00:48:02off you like

00:48:03a parasitic

00:48:04gold digger.

00:48:05Get out of

00:48:05here.

00:48:05No one wants

00:48:06to marry you.

00:48:07No free meals

00:48:07for the poor.

00:48:09Do you see

00:48:09this,

00:48:10Trixie?

00:48:11This is high

00:48:12society.

00:48:13So you're

00:48:13either born

00:48:14on a silver

00:48:14spoon or

00:48:15you're as

00:48:15accomplished

00:48:16as me to

00:48:17be here.

00:48:17Maybe if

00:48:18you do

00:48:18some serious

00:48:19dick sucking

00:48:20here,

00:48:21maybe someone

00:48:22will drop a

00:48:22couple bucks

00:48:23in your tin

00:48:23can.

00:48:26I already

00:48:27have everything

00:48:27one can dream

00:48:28of,

00:48:29but I valued

00:48:29our friendship,

00:48:30Marissa,

00:48:31which is why I

00:48:31came here to give

00:48:32you a second

00:48:32chance,

00:48:33to see if you'd

00:48:34apologize and

00:48:35admit to your

00:48:35backstabbing.

00:48:36But no,

00:48:37you stooped so

00:48:39low,

00:48:39it disgusts me.

00:48:41nothing is more

00:48:42disgusting than

00:48:43you standing on

00:48:43street corners

00:48:44like a bum.

00:48:45And who knows

00:48:46if you've already

00:48:47started offering

00:48:48sexual services?

00:48:51Well then,

00:48:52why don't you

00:48:53get on your knees

00:48:53for me,

00:48:54Trixie?

00:48:55My brother

00:48:55will never

00:48:56take you back.

00:48:57No man will

00:48:58marry an

00:48:58embarrassment

00:48:59like you.

00:49:00But make me

00:49:01happy,

00:49:02and I might

00:49:03consider making

00:49:03you my

00:49:04personal

00:49:05prostitute.

00:49:16how dare

00:49:17you hit

00:49:17my brother?

00:49:18I'm never

00:49:18letting you

00:49:19leave here

00:49:19alive.

00:49:20I'm sorry.

00:49:22I do something.

00:49:23Don't worry,

00:49:24my dear.

00:49:24After I'm

00:49:25done with you,

00:49:26Trixie,

00:49:26not even

00:49:26the goddess

00:49:27of healing

00:49:28will be able

00:49:28to save you.

00:49:30Oh,

00:49:31is that so?

00:49:33Security!

00:49:35Get down

00:49:36on your knees

00:49:36and give Bob

00:49:37one hell of a

00:49:38blowjob

00:49:39in front of

00:49:40everybody here

00:49:40or I'll pop

00:49:41so many

00:49:42holes in you

00:49:43the men here

00:49:43won't know

00:49:44which one to

00:49:44fuck.

00:49:45I don't need

00:49:45to be the

00:49:46goddess of

00:49:46anything to

00:49:47punish you.

00:49:48Any of the

00:49:49powerful leaders

00:49:49I've saved

00:49:50before could

00:49:50crush you

00:49:51before you

00:49:52even touch

00:49:52me.

00:49:53Dream on!

00:49:55You wish

00:49:55General Licender

00:49:56scooped you

00:49:57off your feet,

00:49:57but you

00:49:58weren't good

00:49:58enough for

00:49:59me.

00:49:59You're

00:49:59definitely

00:50:00not good

00:50:00enough for

00:50:01him.

00:50:01Enough!

00:50:02You're

00:50:03souring my

00:50:03party,

00:50:04so you

00:50:04either get

00:50:05the fuck

00:50:05out,

00:50:06or I'm

00:50:07gonna shoot

00:50:07you.

00:50:09On the

00:50:09count of

00:50:10three,

00:50:10I think

00:50:11I quite

00:50:11like it

00:50:11here.

00:50:12Two!

00:50:22Mmm.

00:50:24This wine

00:50:25is so

00:50:26delicious.

00:50:27One!

00:50:28Shoot!

00:50:30Nobody is

00:50:32laying a

00:50:32hand on

00:50:33my future

00:50:34wife.

00:50:40It's...

00:50:42It's...

00:50:51Who the hell

00:50:51is this?

00:50:56I'm sorry

00:50:56that I'm

00:50:57late.

00:50:57Did they

00:50:58hurt you?

00:50:59No, I'm

00:51:00fine.

00:51:01But, um,

00:51:02when did I

00:51:03become your

00:51:03future wife?

00:51:06You saved me,

00:51:07Trixie, remember?

00:51:08I'm a man

00:51:09of my

00:51:09word.

00:51:10They're

00:51:11never gonna

00:51:11hurt you

00:51:11ever again.

00:51:12Really, it

00:51:13was nothing.

00:51:14I saved you

00:51:15because you're

00:51:16a good man,

00:51:17not because I

00:51:18want you to

00:51:18owe me any

00:51:18favors.

00:51:25I see

00:51:25what this

00:51:26is.

00:51:26You're the

00:51:27one who

00:51:27cheated on

00:51:27me,

00:51:28Trixie.

00:51:29Look at

00:51:29you guys

00:51:29all lovey

00:51:30doves.

00:51:31Don't try

00:51:31to pin

00:51:31this on

00:51:31her.

00:51:32She

00:51:32waited for

00:51:33you for

00:51:33three years.

00:51:33This is

00:51:34the kind

00:51:34of woman

00:51:35of virtue

00:51:35that a

00:51:35man would

00:51:36die

00:51:36for.

00:51:38Virtue?

00:51:40Don't make

00:51:40me laugh.

00:51:41She's probably

00:51:42out there

00:51:42giving blowjobs

00:51:43for cash.

00:51:44No man

00:51:45who in

00:51:45a hundred

00:51:46foot pole

00:51:47would want

00:51:47to touch

00:51:48her.

00:51:48She should

00:51:48be happy

00:51:49Bob was

00:51:49willing

00:51:50to give

00:51:50her

00:51:50some.

00:51:55I see

00:51:55her in

00:51:56the

00:51:56Marines.

00:51:58I'm a

00:51:59major.

00:52:00Look,

00:52:00man,

00:52:01I know

00:52:01Trixie is

00:52:02like a,

00:52:03I don't know,

00:52:03like a seven

00:52:04now that

00:52:05she's all

00:52:05cleaned up,

00:52:05but don't

00:52:06waste your

00:52:06manhood on

00:52:07a whiny,

00:52:08worthless

00:52:08woman like

00:52:09that.

00:52:15A real

00:52:16man never

00:52:17talks about

00:52:18a woman

00:52:18no way.

00:52:19You're a

00:52:20coward.

00:52:29We don't

00:52:30need to

00:52:30fight fire

00:52:31with fire

00:52:31to deal

00:52:32with the

00:52:32likes of

00:52:32them.

00:52:34You're very

00:52:34gracious,

00:52:35Trixie,

00:52:35you know

00:52:35that?

00:52:38You're only

00:52:39getting off

00:52:39with it because

00:52:40she's so

00:52:40kind,

00:52:41so you're

00:52:41going to do

00:52:41me the

00:52:41favor of

00:52:42never coming

00:52:42near her

00:52:43again.

00:52:43You understand?

00:52:43You want

00:52:44to fuck

00:52:44with me,

00:52:45you little

00:52:45dipshit?

00:52:46I'm a

00:52:46fucking

00:52:47major.

00:52:48You're

00:52:48probably

00:52:48lowest rank

00:52:49of the

00:52:49military grunts.

00:52:50I'll,

00:52:51I'll destroy

00:52:51you.

00:52:52Do you

00:52:53really not

00:52:53know who

00:52:53this is,

00:52:54Butch?

00:52:55I thought

00:52:55you were in

00:52:55the Marines.

00:52:56What have you

00:52:57been doing this

00:52:57whole time if

00:52:58you don't know

00:52:58who this war

00:52:59hero is?

00:53:01He was just

00:53:02a supply

00:53:02boy.

00:53:05War hero?

00:53:07Is this all

00:53:07part of your

00:53:08plan,

00:53:09Trixie?

00:53:09Poor girl.

00:53:11Did you sell

00:53:11your house to

00:53:12hire this

00:53:12actor so you

00:53:13can feel

00:53:13better about

00:53:14yourself?

00:53:15A woman's

00:53:15worth is tied

00:53:16to the man

00:53:16she marries.

00:53:17Trixie is

00:53:18worthless because

00:53:19that guy looks

00:53:19like a

00:53:20cowboy.

00:53:23A bum

00:53:24girl and

00:53:24a pimp.

00:53:25What a

00:53:26pair.

00:53:28Seems like

00:53:28they don't know

00:53:29who you are

00:53:29since you've

00:53:29been out of

00:53:30action for

00:53:30so long.

00:53:31We should

00:53:32try to

00:53:32play some

00:53:32more.

00:53:33Don't you

00:53:33think?

00:53:36Bring in

00:53:36the wedding

00:53:36gifts.

00:53:44What is

00:53:45all this?

00:53:46Trixie,

00:53:46listen,

00:53:47I know

00:53:47that you

00:53:47didn't ask

00:53:48for anything

00:53:48after you

00:53:49saved my

00:53:49life,

00:53:51but I

00:53:51know that

00:53:51we shared

00:53:52a moment.

00:53:56I'm not

00:53:56the kind

00:53:56of man

00:53:57to get

00:53:57close to

00:53:58a woman

00:53:58and then

00:53:58just

00:53:58disappear.

00:53:59It's

00:53:59not in

00:54:00my

00:54:00nature.

00:54:01Unlike

00:54:02somebody else

00:54:02here.

00:54:04Listen,

00:54:05Trixie,

00:54:05I have

00:54:06never met

00:54:08a woman

00:54:10like you.

00:54:11So incredible

00:54:12and kind

00:54:13and beautiful.

00:54:14So I know

00:54:15that you're

00:54:16the one for

00:54:17me.

00:54:19This guy's

00:54:20either nuts

00:54:20or a really,

00:54:21really good

00:54:22actor.

00:54:23Oscar

00:54:24worthy.

00:54:25Oscar

00:54:25worthy.

00:54:26No.

00:54:27First

00:54:28gift.

00:54:33Trixie,

00:54:34I know

00:54:34that you

00:54:34just lost

00:54:35your home,

00:54:35so I'm

00:54:36gifting you

00:54:36with your

00:54:37own new

00:54:38mansion.

00:54:39Worth

00:54:39$500 million,

00:54:41previously

00:54:41owned by

00:54:42Jennifer Aniston.

00:54:45Second

00:54:45gift.

00:54:48this contains

00:54:49all the

00:54:50rights to

00:54:50my entire

00:54:51fortune,

00:54:52which is

00:54:53now yours.

00:54:54Entire

00:54:54fortune from

00:54:55a cowboy

00:54:55actor?

00:54:56It must be

00:54:57pennies.

00:54:58They already

00:54:58spent their

00:54:59entire life

00:54:59savings on

00:55:00this clown

00:55:00show.

00:55:00They've got

00:55:00nothing left.

00:55:02Sander,

00:55:03I really

00:55:04don't care

00:55:04for any

00:55:04of you.

00:55:05Look,

00:55:05I know.

00:55:06I know

00:55:07that you

00:55:07are the

00:55:08farthest

00:55:08thing

00:55:08from a

00:55:09material

00:55:09woman,

00:55:10okay?

00:55:10Which is

00:55:11exactly

00:55:11why my

00:55:12third

00:55:12gift

00:55:13is,

00:55:14um,

00:55:17well...

00:55:31Cleo!

00:55:32Hey!

00:55:33Oh my

00:55:34God.

00:55:36You

00:55:36found my

00:55:37dog.

00:55:40Trixie,

00:55:41I'm just

00:55:41a man,

00:55:42but with

00:55:43you,

00:55:43it's so

00:55:43much more.

00:55:45Trixie

00:55:45Amore.

00:55:49Will you

00:55:50marry me?

00:55:52You know

00:55:53I can't

00:55:54say no

00:55:54to this

00:55:54doggo.

00:55:58Yes,

00:55:59I will

00:55:59marry you.

00:56:16Go,

00:56:17go,

00:56:17power

00:56:18couple.

00:56:19Woo!

00:56:20Okay,

00:56:21stop.

00:56:22The only

00:56:22power

00:56:22couple

00:56:23here

00:56:23is

00:56:23Butch

00:56:23and I.

00:56:25Let's

00:56:26remind

00:56:26everyone

00:56:26how

00:56:27worth

00:56:27this

00:56:27Trixie

00:56:28is.

00:56:29No

00:56:30man

00:56:31in their

00:56:31right

00:56:31mind

00:56:32would marry

00:56:33that

00:56:33embarrassing

00:56:34sack

00:56:34of scraps.

00:56:35Hey,

00:56:36I don't

00:56:36care if

00:56:37she's

00:56:37homeless

00:56:37or not,

00:56:38but I'm

00:56:38making

00:56:38this

00:56:39woman

00:56:39my

00:56:39wife,

00:56:39which

00:56:40means

00:56:40that

00:56:41she

00:56:41will

00:56:41be

00:56:41treated

00:56:41as

00:56:42and

00:56:42cherished

00:56:42as

00:56:43the

00:56:43most

00:56:43precious

00:56:44woman

00:56:44on

00:56:44earth.

00:56:45Understand?

00:56:49You still

00:56:50don't

00:56:51realize

00:56:51that my

00:56:52brother

00:56:52is the

00:56:53most

00:56:53powerful

00:56:53man

00:56:53on

00:56:54earth.

00:56:54This

00:56:55is General

00:56:55Lysander

00:56:56Armstrong.

00:57:04As if

00:57:05like the

00:57:06almighty

00:57:06General

00:57:07Lysander

00:57:08Armstrong

00:57:08would propose

00:57:09to a

00:57:09homeless

00:57:10prostitute

00:57:10like Trixie.

00:57:11Yes,

00:57:11the Armstrong

00:57:12family basically

00:57:13controlled the

00:57:13global stock

00:57:14market.

00:57:15Lysander

00:57:15Armstrong

00:57:15would sooner

00:57:16marry the

00:57:16princess of

00:57:17England

00:57:17than someone

00:57:18from the

00:57:18lowest rank

00:57:19of society.

00:57:20I bet

00:57:21my life

00:57:21you're

00:57:21all just

00:57:22actors.

00:57:23Then

00:57:24you

00:57:24better

00:57:24enjoy

00:57:24your

00:57:24last

00:57:25breath.

00:57:25Come

00:57:26on

00:57:26Lysander

00:57:26what

00:57:26are

00:57:26we

00:57:26waiting

00:57:27for?

00:57:27Let's

00:57:27show

00:57:27them

00:57:27what

00:57:28we

00:57:28can

00:57:28do

00:57:28and

00:57:28get

00:57:28revenge

00:57:28for

00:57:29Trixie.

00:57:29What

00:57:29can

00:57:29a bunch

00:57:30of

00:57:30piss

00:57:30poor

00:57:30people

00:57:30do

00:57:31to

00:57:31us?

00:57:31The

00:57:31elites?

00:57:32Infect

00:57:33us

00:57:33with

00:57:33your

00:57:33poor

00:57:34people

00:57:34bad

00:57:34luck?

00:57:35She

00:57:35wishes

00:57:36she

00:57:36could

00:57:36blame

00:57:36her

00:57:37low

00:57:37status

00:57:37on

00:57:38bad

00:57:38luck.

00:57:39Truth

00:57:39is

00:57:39she's

00:57:39just

00:57:39a

00:57:39useless

00:57:41lazy

00:57:41bitchin

00:57:42bum.

00:57:42She's

00:57:55I'll

00:57:55let

00:57:55you

00:57:56do

00:57:56all

00:57:56the

00:57:56heavy

00:57:56lifting.

00:57:57Go

00:57:58ahead

00:57:58Lysander.

00:58:05Yes

00:58:06hello

00:58:06this

00:58:06is

00:58:06Lysander

00:58:07please

00:58:07bankrupt

00:58:08Marissa

00:58:08Wickham

00:58:09for

00:58:09me.

00:58:11Oh

00:58:11my

00:58:11gosh

00:58:12I'm

00:58:12so

00:58:12scared.

00:58:13Anyone

00:58:14these

00:58:14days

00:58:14could

00:58:14call

00:58:15anyone

00:58:15and

00:58:15pretend

00:58:16to

00:58:16be

00:58:16on

00:58:16the

00:58:16phone.

00:58:23Uh

00:58:24hello

00:58:25yes

00:58:27what

00:58:33I'm

00:58:33going

00:58:34bankrupt

00:58:36Hey

00:58:42hey

00:58:43are you

00:58:44sure

00:58:44that was

00:58:45the call

00:58:45Sussan

00:58:45that was

00:58:46a real

00:58:47call

00:58:47people

00:58:47don't

00:58:48just

00:58:48suddenly

00:58:48go

00:58:48bankrupt

00:58:48like

00:58:49that

00:58:49my

00:58:49company

00:58:49is

00:58:50dead

00:58:51evaporated

00:58:51puff

00:58:52it's

00:58:52thin air

00:58:56that's

00:58:56impossible

00:58:58who

00:58:58are

00:58:58you

00:58:59what

00:59:00did

00:59:00you

00:59:00do

00:59:00secretary

00:59:01Cho

00:59:02you said

00:59:03you're

00:59:03the

00:59:03secretary

00:59:03of

00:59:03health

00:59:04right

00:59:04and

00:59:05you

00:59:05yourself

00:59:05said

00:59:05that

00:59:05the

00:59:05Armstrong

00:59:06family

00:59:06owns

00:59:06the

00:59:07entire

00:59:07global

00:59:07stock

00:59:07market

00:59:08could

00:59:08that

00:59:09be

00:59:09how

00:59:09they

00:59:10bankrupted

00:59:10Miss

00:59:10Wickham

00:59:11then

00:59:12that

00:59:12means

00:59:14you're

00:59:15really

00:59:16Lysander

00:59:17Armstrong

00:59:17the richest

00:59:18and most

00:59:19powerful

00:59:20man

00:59:20in

00:59:20the

00:59:21country

00:59:21Drake

00:59:22Seesbury

00:59:22the

00:59:23famed

00:59:23war

00:59:24hero

00:59:24the

00:59:25man

00:59:25every

00:59:25girl

00:59:25wants

00:59:26and

00:59:26every

00:59:26man

00:59:26wants

00:59:27to

00:59:27be

00:59:29now

00:59:29you

00:59:29believe

00:59:30me

00:59:30those

00:59:31who

00:59:31do

00:59:31bad

00:59:31will

00:59:31always

00:59:32end up

00:59:32losing

00:59:32everything

00:59:33there's

00:59:34there's gotta

00:59:34be some

00:59:35trick to

00:59:36this

00:59:36you guys

00:59:36are just

00:59:36bums

00:59:37trying to extort

00:59:38money from

00:59:38us

00:59:38it's awesome

00:59:41please

00:59:42please

00:59:47I

00:59:48know

00:59:48why you're

00:59:49all over

00:59:49Trixie

00:59:50because you've

00:59:50been in the

00:59:51military for

00:59:51so long

00:59:52you don't know

00:59:52what a real

00:59:53woman can

00:59:53do for you

00:59:54let me take

00:59:55you to my

00:59:56wedding chamber

00:59:56and I'll show

00:59:57you a good

00:59:57time

01:00:00do you

01:00:01hug your

01:00:01hands for

01:00:01me

01:00:01or I'll have

01:00:02them removed

01:00:03for you

01:00:03I would never

01:00:09be interested

01:00:09in a woman

01:00:10who's as

01:00:11vile

01:00:11and cruel

01:00:12and wicked

01:00:12as you

01:00:13are

01:00:14guess the

01:00:14cheater gets

01:00:15cheated on

01:00:16eventually

01:00:18Sasa was

01:00:19just trying

01:00:19to save

01:00:20the company

01:00:21I don't

01:00:22blame her

01:00:22at all

01:00:22your double

01:00:23standards are

01:00:24incredible

01:00:24okay you

01:00:25don't want

01:00:26me

01:00:26fine

01:00:27but there's

01:00:28plenty of

01:00:28other

01:00:28efficiency

01:00:29I can give

01:00:30you a room

01:00:30full of pageant

01:00:31winners

01:00:3118 years old

01:00:33fresh for the

01:00:34taking

01:00:41I did that

01:00:42so you

01:00:42wouldn't have

01:00:43to

01:00:43Miss Trixine

01:00:44thank you

01:00:45Devin

01:00:47Marissa

01:00:47not only

01:00:48have you

01:00:48backstabbed

01:00:49me

01:00:49your best

01:00:50friend

01:00:51by stealing

01:00:52my fiance

01:00:53but now

01:00:54you'd sell

01:00:54out other

01:00:55innocent girls

01:00:55just to get

01:00:56your company

01:00:56back

01:00:57you're an

01:00:57insult to

01:00:58all good

01:00:58women out

01:00:59there

01:00:59no to

01:01:00all of

01:01:00humanity

01:01:01so now

01:01:01everything

01:01:02that I've

01:01:03ever given

01:01:03you to

01:01:03I'm taking

01:01:05it all

01:01:05back

01:01:08wait

01:01:08everyone

01:01:09stop

01:01:12they're

01:01:13imposters

01:01:17I just

01:01:18got off

01:01:18the phone

01:01:19with the

01:01:19president

01:01:19and she

01:01:19said

01:01:20your

01:01:20contract

01:01:20is

01:01:20not

01:01:20getting

01:01:21cancelled

01:01:21because

01:01:22it

01:01:22was

01:01:22assigned

01:01:23by

01:01:23the

01:01:23goddess

01:01:23healer

01:01:24herself

01:01:24so

01:01:25we

01:01:25won't

01:01:26go

01:01:26bankrupt

01:01:26the

01:01:27goddess

01:01:27healer

01:01:28you

01:01:28mean

01:01:28the

01:01:29eccentric

01:01:29and

01:01:29highly

01:01:30elusive

01:01:30sage

01:01:30in

01:01:30the

01:01:30field

01:01:31of

01:01:31medicine

01:01:31approved

01:01:32of

01:01:32mine

01:01:32biomedical

01:01:33products

01:01:34yes

01:01:35that's

01:01:35the

01:01:35highest

01:01:36honor

01:01:36anyone

01:01:36can

01:01:36have

01:01:37in

01:01:37the

01:01:37field

01:01:37of

01:01:37health

01:01:38and

01:01:38medicine

01:01:38the

01:01:38goddess

01:01:39healer's

01:01:40motto

01:01:40is

01:01:40the

01:01:41right

01:01:41rewrites

01:01:42the wrong

01:01:42the left

01:01:43leave the wrong

01:01:44bereft

01:01:45that means

01:01:46she's rewarding

01:01:47me

01:01:47the president

01:01:48would never

01:01:49let your company

01:01:50go bankrupt

01:01:50in fact

01:01:51she's on her

01:01:52way now

01:01:54so you're

01:01:55telling me

01:01:56this

01:01:56dashingly

01:01:57handsome

01:01:58motherfucker

01:01:58over here

01:01:59isn't

01:02:00Lysander

01:02:00armstrong

01:02:01who the fuck

01:02:01cares who he is

01:02:02if the president

01:02:03and the goddess

01:02:04healer

01:02:04approves of my

01:02:05products

01:02:06who cares about

01:02:07this washed up

01:02:07war hero

01:02:08we can break his

01:02:09legs break his

01:02:09arms no one

01:02:10would even bat an

01:02:11eye

01:02:11she even gave us

01:02:12explicit permission

01:02:13to call upon

01:02:14secret services

01:02:15FBI

01:02:17FBI

01:02:18you're under arrest

01:02:19for fraudulent claims

01:02:20and identity theft

01:02:23gotcha

01:02:28guess i still get

01:02:29the last laugh

01:02:30trixie

01:02:30no don't arrest

01:02:31her

01:02:33trixie is a good

01:02:34person

01:02:35please officer

01:02:36don't arrest her

01:02:37grandma

01:02:37mr rogers

01:02:39mrs williams

01:02:40what are you all

01:02:40doing here

01:02:41the neighbors

01:02:42heard about the

01:02:42breakup between

01:02:43you and butch

01:02:43we were worried

01:02:45so we came here

01:02:46to back you up

01:02:47listen officer

01:02:48i can attest

01:02:49that trixie

01:02:50amoria

01:02:50is a good neighbor

01:02:51she's very

01:02:52kind-hearted

01:02:53and would never

01:02:54break the law

01:02:55yes and one time

01:02:56when my daughter

01:02:57needed university

01:02:58tuition

01:02:58trixie gave her

01:02:59everything she had

01:03:00just to help her

01:03:01out

01:03:02she also paid for

01:03:03my recent heart

01:03:04surgery as well

01:03:05my fiance really

01:03:07is an incredible

01:03:07woman

01:03:08she's an angel

01:03:09descended from

01:03:10heaven

01:03:15you must be the

01:03:16criminal pretending

01:03:17to be general

01:03:17lysander armstrong

01:03:19my brother is not

01:03:20a criminal

01:03:21he's a war hero

01:03:22who single-handedly

01:03:23saved this country

01:03:24from a terrorist attack

01:03:25without him this

01:03:26whole country would

01:03:27have been bombed

01:03:27to ash

01:03:28and that's why

01:03:29his choice to crime

01:03:30is stealing his

01:03:31identity

01:03:32general lysander

01:03:33armstrong only fell

01:03:34into a coma because

01:03:35of the fight with the

01:03:35terrorist

01:03:36and we've received no

01:03:37word that he's woken up

01:03:38yet so this must be

01:03:39an imposter

01:03:41i can tell that this

01:03:42whole dilemma with my

01:03:43identity is causing

01:03:44you a lot of trouble

01:03:45i promise i'll get it

01:03:46resolved and we can

01:03:47focus on taking down

01:03:48your scumbag ex

01:03:51if you want to

01:03:52arrest me fine

01:03:54but don't fuck

01:03:54with my fiance

01:03:55you don't get to

01:03:56decide punk

01:03:57let's go

01:04:20get him

01:04:21if you can

01:04:23if you can

01:05:14is that enough pain

01:05:15or do you want more

01:05:24legend is written all

01:05:26over you lysander

01:05:29drama

01:05:31meet my new fiance

01:05:34wow your new fiance

01:05:36he's so manly

01:05:38much better than your

01:05:40last one

01:05:40i always knew you'd

01:05:42find someone better

01:05:43it's butch's loss

01:05:45trixie has always

01:05:46paid so much better

01:05:47than marissa

01:05:48she's like a shining

01:05:50star in the sky

01:05:51and marissa's like

01:05:52a roach in the sewers

01:05:54bitch we name calling

01:05:55now i'll drown you

01:05:57out with insults

01:05:57from my side

01:05:58right fam

01:05:58drown out the poor

01:06:00drown out the poor

01:06:02drown out the poor

01:06:03drown out the poor

01:06:04drown out the poor

01:06:06drown out the poor

01:06:08see trixie

01:06:08you've got no

01:06:09connections

01:06:10no power

01:06:11you can't compete

01:06:12against me even if

01:06:13you have one guy on

01:06:14your side who can

01:06:14fight

01:06:15we're too honorable

01:06:16to fight dirty like

01:06:17you so you're using

01:06:18defenseless lives as

01:06:20your shield because

01:06:20you know we won't

01:06:21hurt them

01:06:22let them eat Kate

01:06:23you can't shoot all

01:06:34of them grab what you

01:06:35can't fam

01:06:36attack

01:06:54you will not hurt a single

01:06:56soul in my presence

01:07:03what the fuck was that

01:07:04i don't care what the

01:07:05fuck it was

01:07:06i'm not letting her

01:07:07make a fool of me

01:07:08at my own wedding

01:07:20you forgot i had a gun too

01:07:23that'll teach you for messing

01:07:24with the wig hams

01:07:24take miss trixie and her

01:07:26family and get out of here

01:07:26we're quartered

01:07:27i'll sacrifice myself to

01:07:29fend them off

01:07:30devon you and your brother

01:07:31are both good men

01:07:33i will not let your injury

01:07:35be in vain

01:07:36they will be punished

01:07:40now hold still for me

01:07:43right

01:07:45rewrites the world

01:07:56holy fuck

01:07:57did she just reverse the

01:07:59bullet?

01:07:59by chanting the goddess

01:08:00healer's chant?

01:08:01is she the goddess healer?

01:08:06i'm all better now

01:08:07thank you miss trixie

01:08:09see

01:08:10i knew that you were

01:08:12no ordinary woman

01:08:13no

01:08:13please

01:08:14i am just an ordinary

01:08:16girl

01:08:16don't put me on some

01:08:17sort of pedestal

01:08:18sure

01:08:20you hear that

01:08:21she's just some average

01:08:22homeless girl on the

01:08:23streets

01:08:23she was probably holding

01:08:24out a super magnet

01:08:25that drew out the bullet

01:08:26well i do not care for

01:08:28glory

01:08:28i do believe in justice

01:08:31marissa and butch

01:08:32not only have you

01:08:33betrayed me

01:08:34but now you've hurt

01:08:35the innocent too

01:08:36i will make you both

01:08:37pay for your crimes

01:08:38and who are you

01:08:39to judge me for what i do?

01:08:41god?

01:08:42wrong

01:08:44but you're close

01:08:45oh bullshit

01:08:46i'm gonna show you

01:08:48how the elite can

01:08:48trailboard you little lives

01:08:52you wanna cross the line

01:08:53so bad?

01:08:54then let's see you try

01:08:55charge

01:09:04the hell is this?

01:09:06this is the line

01:09:08between life

01:09:09and death

01:09:10yo was that

01:09:11extra neon spray paint?

01:09:13i'll admit it looks

01:09:14pretty good but uh

01:09:15i'll die before i believe

01:09:17that's magic

01:09:18you're not the grim reaper

01:09:20what if it's a trap

01:09:21that woman has many

01:09:22tricks up her sleeves

01:09:23we ain't afraid of her

01:09:25she's nothing but a

01:09:26circus prostitute

01:09:27why don't you cross the line

01:09:29and see for yourself

01:09:30i will

01:09:34left

01:09:35leaves the wrong

01:09:36left

01:09:44i'm fine

01:09:45nothing happens

01:09:46you'll see soon enough

01:09:47oh please

01:09:48i really wanna die

01:09:50and you call this the line

01:09:52between life and death?

01:09:53i knew you were just making

01:09:54that shit up

01:09:55whoops

01:09:56just crossed it again

01:09:57whoops

01:09:58and again

01:10:00nothing's

01:10:00happening

01:10:12what did you do to my brother?

01:10:17i didn't do anything

01:10:18your brother just didn't want to heed my warning

01:10:21i suggest you take him to the ur

01:10:23if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral

01:10:27come on

01:10:28major

01:10:29are you not gonna help your own brother?

01:10:31how was he able to cross the line?

01:10:33see this must be an illusion

01:10:38only the pure of heart can cross the line

01:10:40will somebody take my brother to the hospital please?

01:10:50you're so sore i wouldn't marry you

01:10:51you'd go and hurt my brother

01:10:52oh please

01:10:53you hurt us

01:10:55first

01:10:55at first

01:10:56i was really hurt by your betrayal

01:10:58but i've come to realize

01:11:00your true colors are that of a snake and a coward

01:11:03marissa

01:11:04thanks for taking this little life from me

01:11:08you blame yourself

01:11:09for being worthless

01:11:10you think anyone will want to marry you

01:11:12when you've got nothing to offer?

01:11:16when you wear

01:11:17odd and crazy clothes all day?

01:11:22don't touch my wife

01:11:25and instead

01:11:26trixie gets a handsome

01:11:28and protective

01:11:30husband

01:11:30you can daydream all you want now

01:11:32trixie

01:11:33but when the presidential contract arrives

01:11:35it'll hit you like a fucking truck

01:11:37that you're nothing but an ugly phony

01:11:38and i'm the queen of everything

01:11:40oh really?

01:11:41then let me show you how it is i

01:11:43who has everything you want

01:11:44you've got nothing on me

01:11:50yes

01:11:50tell the president to get here immediately

01:11:57goddess

01:11:58madam president

01:11:59i require your assistance

01:12:01yes we'll be there immediately

01:12:06get the vp we're leaving now

01:12:11did she just pretend to call

01:12:13the first woman president of the united states

01:12:15god i knew you were cheap

01:12:17but i didn't know you were crazy too

01:12:18i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa

01:12:22you're pathetic trixie

01:12:23a secretary to remind everyone

01:12:25how i have the presidential contract coming

01:12:27miss wickham is correct

01:12:28i was on the phone with the president earlier

01:12:30only the most important people have

01:12:32madam president's direct line

01:12:34you hear that everyone

01:12:36there is no way

01:12:37lowlife trixie

01:12:39could have called the president

01:12:40by herself

01:12:41she's just a desperate phony

01:12:44who doesn't get enough male attention

01:12:45so she's come here to play up her importance

01:12:47no

01:12:48my granddaughter would never do that

01:12:51reversing time just to heal someone's wound

01:12:53only the goddess healer can do that

01:12:55is trixie really the goddess healer?

01:13:00oh my god

01:13:05first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong

01:13:10and now you trixie are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract

01:13:14is this how the working class think all the time?

01:13:19i never realized how delusional they were

01:13:21you can only dream of what you can never have

01:13:24while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces

01:13:27look i don't know what circus school you went to but you trying to make me jealous trixie

01:13:32it ain't working

01:13:33you can't just fake the

01:13:37yeah but goddess healing power is legendary it's like real magic

01:13:42trixie you're an angel but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination

01:13:47and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex

01:13:50won't her followers be furious and riot against you?

01:13:55no

01:13:56trixie look

01:13:58i believe you

01:13:59you saved me

01:14:01whether you're a goddess or not

01:14:03you did that

01:14:04no matter what happens you are a goddess to me

01:14:08we'll riot against you now

01:14:10tear her apart

01:14:11tear her apart

01:14:13tear her apart

01:14:16tear her apart

01:14:17the vice president arrives

01:14:34who dare cause ruckus in here

01:14:40you're general lysander armstrong

01:14:43wait what

01:14:44he's actually general lysander armstrong?

01:14:48no no we've been through this already once okay?

01:14:51right secretary chill?

01:14:52this actor trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me

01:14:58but you already confirmed with madame president

01:15:00that i got the contract coming still right?

01:15:02yes we all thought he was a fraud

01:15:04what i mean is

01:15:07you're the war hero

01:15:08general lysander armstrong

01:15:10and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding?

01:15:13the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell

01:15:17and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?

01:15:21he is the general

01:15:23oh but he's in trouble now

01:15:25did you hear that?

01:15:27even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader

01:15:31so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero

01:15:34we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always be nothing trixie

01:15:41i told you

01:15:42now punish them vice president langley this is treason

01:15:46lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles

01:15:54hurry the goddess healer needs us

01:15:58you can't do that mr vice president

01:16:01my brother is a war hero

01:16:03he single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack

01:16:05he was in a coma for two years

01:16:07if it wasn't for miss trixie he would

01:16:09enough

01:16:09you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family

01:16:13not just your brother

01:16:15yeah

01:16:17it's okay

01:16:18mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country

01:16:21i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life

01:16:26and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a fuck

01:16:31about any damn titles

01:16:34i truly saved a good man

01:16:41i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance

01:16:45and what can you do about it

01:16:46oh mr vice president i have swell idea

01:16:49my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military

01:16:54let's try it out on them

01:16:57hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously

01:17:00put innocent civilian lives in danger

01:17:03despicable

01:17:04what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power

01:17:09miss wickham you can use full force on them

01:17:13did you hear that voice

01:17:18oh my god

01:17:28oh my god

01:17:28wait that's the president

01:17:32oh my god

01:17:36oh my god

01:17:37oh my god

01:17:43oh my god

01:17:52i'm so sorry madame president that was they were totally aiming for uh tricksy the fraud in the middle

01:17:59what is this

01:18:01oh that's my new biomedical weapon madame for your military

01:18:04this is a war crime these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with

01:18:09you're the uncivilized buffoon i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential contract

01:18:13with great power comes great responsibility

01:18:15and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you

01:18:20what are you doing reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late

01:18:24that is easy there's no need i'll save everyone

01:18:42it's raining gold

01:18:46what's happening tricksy doesn't have that kind of money it's gotta be cheap glitter

01:18:52she

01:18:53she

01:18:53she is

01:18:55she is a criminal

01:18:57don't worry madame president we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison

01:19:00i'd be quiet if i were you

01:19:02because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up

01:19:05what are you talking about

01:19:07the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract

01:19:20this contract

01:19:21yes

01:19:23thank you first gentleman

01:19:41my contract you bitch

01:19:44and that's not all

01:19:57this foul weapon will not see the light of day

01:20:00there is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus

01:20:03don't you realize

01:20:04or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that

01:20:08you're the real virus here marissa

01:20:10money is worth more to you than human lives

01:20:13and that's something i cannot tolerate

01:20:16so prepare yourself

01:20:17because i'm about to smite you

01:20:20what are you gonna do

01:20:22the president is here

01:20:24and i just invented the best

01:20:26biomedical products in the world

01:20:28you'll pardon me for that little mishap right

01:20:32madam president

01:20:33you've recovered now

01:20:35so what's your final decision

01:20:39i'll

01:20:39she's gonna give me my billion dollar

01:20:46i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars

01:20:53why are you attacking me madam president

01:20:56you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract

01:20:59you wish you idiot

01:21:03i've never seen a woman so vile

01:21:05so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit

01:21:08i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing

01:21:15and do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth

01:21:21you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh

01:21:25the one and only

01:21:28and it's

01:21:31her

01:21:32and it's

01:21:32oh

01:21:33oh

01:21:34god

01:21:34oh

01:21:38oh

01:21:39oh

01:21:42oh

01:21:43oh

01:21:44oh

01:21:47oh

01:21:48oh

01:21:49oh

01:21:56oh

01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?

01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?

01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?

01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.

01:22:13To help those in need.

01:22:15And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.

01:22:18No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?

01:22:24And she took the weight just like that.

01:22:27That was our golden ticket.

01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend.

01:22:31But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.

01:22:36No, please, I swear.

01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex.

01:22:39It doesn't matter who she is.

01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold.

01:22:45She's an amazing person.

01:22:47And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.

01:22:50She's going to be my wife.

01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.

01:23:00I love you.

01:23:02I love you.

01:23:25You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.

01:23:29Please, Trixie, give me another chance.

01:23:32I want to be rich again.

01:23:34I'll be your slave.

01:23:36I'll kiss the ground you walk on.

01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize.

01:23:40But it's too late now.

01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.

01:23:46You two should be locked up.

01:23:48And she shall.

01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.

01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa.

01:23:57I never loved you.

01:23:59It's your fault.

01:24:00I was only with you for your money.

01:24:02I don't care.

01:24:02You were rich.

01:24:04I'll see myself now.

01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.

01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.

01:24:12My platform is spreading kindness just like you.

01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.

01:24:18That is why I saved you.

01:24:20With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.

01:24:26Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.

01:24:31Let's party!

01:24:32Wait, what if we just got married right now?

01:24:36Yes.

01:24:37Well.

01:24:38Woo!

01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?

01:24:46I do.

01:24:47I do.

01:24:48You may kiss the bride.

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