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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:43Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If
00:02:22anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:30He's so hot! Does he come with the money?
00:02:34Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:47Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:55I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25Oh, no!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:54Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:00Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:10Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:17Hold still.
00:04:25My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you. Come on. Come
00:04:31on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:21That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:28That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:45bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:54But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17What happened?
00:10:18Oh, okay!
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:32Oh!
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right!
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who have studied
00:11:45for years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, you'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:28Mm-hmm.
00:13:29Mm-hmm.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:18Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course!
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she skinning blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:39Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:43Malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:34Thanks.
00:17:35Thanks.
00:17:49Thanks.
00:17:55Thanks.
00:18:24Thanks for coming.
00:18:36You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there
00:18:38with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:40Exactly!
00:18:41What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:43She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:47That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:49And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:53Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:56Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:59We have to have faith.
00:19:01Where did you actually find this low light?
00:19:06On the streets.
00:19:07Are you shitting me?
00:19:10You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:11Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her.
00:19:13You don't know her background.
00:19:15She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:17That is it, General.
00:19:18You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:19You're right.
00:19:20That's it.
00:19:21I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:23James, let's go.
00:19:24Yes, sir.
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:44We can't be interrupted.
00:19:46Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:59No.
00:20:04You see that, General?
00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:07This is a witchcraft.
00:20:10I know what this is.
00:20:12This is the dark witch.
00:20:14I've heard of her.
00:20:15She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:21I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:24James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:27Yes, sir.
00:20:31You regain consciousness.
00:20:43Help me.
00:20:43I just want to...
00:20:49Something's wrong.
00:20:52You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:10Sir?
00:21:11The SWAT team is here.
00:21:13Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:21I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:24Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:33Right, rewrite the wrong.
00:21:39Human.
00:21:43Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:47Good.
00:21:48You're awake.
00:21:49I'm saving you.
00:21:51Saving me?
00:21:52By bathing with me?
00:21:54Who are you?
00:21:55You're a fucking spy?
00:21:57Talk!
00:21:58I swear to God, we'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippa.
00:22:06I will never.
00:22:07Oh, really?
00:22:22Look who's guilty now.
00:22:26Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:27But it is a biological fact.
00:22:29A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:35It's science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:41You're distracted me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm a professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:47Captain, do something now.
00:22:49Ready!
00:22:55We're almost there.
00:22:57Aim!
00:22:59Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:21Those anus hills.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:32No.
00:23:32I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:35She's not the dark witch.
00:23:37Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:56Think about it.
00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:02You're right.
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:11No, no, absolutely not.
00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:17How could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:22You're wrong, sir.
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:28It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:40That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:50He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:55Then it looks like it's up to me, the witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:05You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:19The finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:24So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:45That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:51Poison gas?
00:25:52My son is in there.
00:25:54You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:56No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:04Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:06And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:14I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:33It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:36You don't think that they're...
00:26:38You!
00:26:39You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:43If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:46Oh my god.
00:26:47Yeah?
00:26:48She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:50I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:58This is taking way too long.
00:27:01Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:05These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap.
00:27:13Oh my god.
00:27:13Get back, son.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:17Aim!
00:27:18Oh, shit.
00:27:23Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:37The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:39Shoot her dead now.
00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:47She's a fraud.
00:27:48A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:50I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:02He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:03You can see for yourself.
00:28:05Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:08That is it.
00:28:09No more stalling, General.
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:16Don't hurt her.
00:28:22He's a cure.
00:28:29His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:46Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:52And his heart is strong.
00:28:53Come, feel it.
00:28:56I saved my son.
00:28:59Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:13Wait, wait.
00:29:14No, no.
00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:20queen, angel, and I.
00:29:23The goddess healer.
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:31But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:29:37a day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:40What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:47Take care.
00:29:48No, wait.
00:29:50Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:54We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as
00:29:58a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:01Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:05I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:08I am already engaged.
00:30:14Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:16I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and
00:30:21he's coming back today.
00:30:22But don't be disappointed.
00:30:24Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:29Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:32But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:34Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:36Take the gold.
00:30:37No, really.
00:30:39I don't need anything.
00:30:41I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancee.
00:30:49He's back.
00:30:50And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:54I must go.
00:31:01Hobo close.
00:31:03Halo glow.
00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:07It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:14Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:21I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:27Oh my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:34No, no, no, no, no, Lysander, Lysander, Lysander, our job was supposed to be mine.
00:31:41I'd so much rather share him with you than let that panty-like ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:52Wait, no, we're not brides.
00:31:54No, she's just better than us.
00:31:57Oh my God.
00:31:59Oh my God.
00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:04She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:11why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll?
00:32:15But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:22I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my life.
00:32:26She won my heart over too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:33I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:41So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:48Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:50She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:11Grandma.
00:33:13Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:16I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:18I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:25So sign over the house now.
00:33:32You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:35And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:42And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:45Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could have
00:33:51been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:58That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:12Oh, yeah?
00:34:14Well, Marissa
00:34:16is so much better than you.
00:34:18She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:21And now
00:34:21she's the CEO of an entire
00:34:24corporation.
00:34:28And you?
00:34:30You're still nothing.
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she, uh, got me for my
00:34:39engagement.
00:34:40Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:43That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract
00:34:45I gave her.
00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact,
00:34:57Marissa,
00:34:58you and your dimwit brother
00:35:00only have everything you have
00:35:02all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two
00:35:13are the ungrateful,
00:35:15cheating scum here.
00:35:16My granddaughter
00:35:18supported you
00:35:19and your entire family
00:35:20for three years
00:35:21while you were gone.
00:35:23How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:30Poor Edna.
00:35:31She still doesn't know
00:35:31what you're doing
00:35:32out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:33What is he talking about,
00:35:35Jersey?
00:35:36Show her, Bob.
00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:44your granddaughter is.
00:35:45She didn't purchase this house
00:35:46on her own.
00:35:47She was begging on the street
00:35:48for money.
00:35:51I can't be caught
00:35:52with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:54Even if you got no game,
00:35:55I got street credit
00:35:56I got out of keep.
00:35:57You dig?
00:35:58The word you're looking for
00:35:59is dignity.
00:36:01And you're one to speak,
00:36:02cheater.
00:36:05Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening
00:36:10my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:12I want to see how regular,
00:36:13everyday people live
00:36:15so that I can help them.
00:36:17Of course,
00:36:18those without substance
00:36:19underneath would never
00:36:20understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:23It means
00:36:24the new girlfriend
00:36:24you think is an upgrade
00:36:26is actually a downgrade.
00:36:32Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:33Just sign the damn papers
00:36:34and we can each
00:36:34get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:52If you won't do good
00:36:53by me of breaking things off
00:36:54before two-timing me
00:36:55with my best friend,
00:36:57why should I do good by you?
00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:01at your wedding
00:37:01as a charity to you.
00:37:04Fucking bitch!
00:37:06You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:10After tomorrow,
00:37:10you will never feel
00:37:11so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do remember that.
00:37:20Trixie,
00:37:21Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you
00:37:25if you show even so much
00:37:26as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:28Grandma,
00:37:29I have to confess
00:37:30something to you.
00:37:31I've secretly amassed
00:37:33a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you
00:37:39the richest person
00:37:40on the planet.
00:37:42It's because of the healing hands
00:37:43I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:45the god of healing.
00:37:47I've saved several world leaders
00:37:49with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able
00:37:51to give Marissa
00:37:52the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer.
00:37:56It makes me angrier
00:37:57hearing her name
00:37:58knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:00But please,
00:38:01Trixie dear,
00:38:02I know it was to
00:38:03broken your heart,
00:38:04but
00:38:06embellishing your worth
00:38:07and who you are,
00:38:08it will only delay
00:38:10the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to
00:38:12believe me just yet.
00:38:14After we lost
00:38:15Mom and Dad
00:38:15because we didn't have
00:38:16the money
00:38:16for their medical bills,
00:38:19I vowed
00:38:20that I would do
00:38:20everything I can
00:38:21to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm
00:38:24taking everything
00:38:25back from Butch
00:38:25and I'm giving it
00:38:26back to Charity.
00:38:27You've always had
00:38:28an angel's heart.
00:38:30I'm certain
00:38:30you will meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you right,
00:38:33who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see
00:38:36tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:45You said Trixie's
00:38:46crashing your wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us
00:38:48too, Sasa.
00:38:50She's probably
00:38:51trying to extort you
00:38:52now that she knows
00:38:52you're rich as fuck.
00:38:54When nobody steps
00:38:55on Snake,
00:38:57Snake bites back hard.
00:38:59So let her come
00:39:00and embarrass herself.
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:02You mean
00:39:04we broadcast
00:39:06that video of me?
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:11Her cavewoman
00:39:11staked the 19th century
00:39:13tin can.
00:39:14She'll prop me up
00:39:15higher on my pedestal
00:39:16and the whole world
00:39:16sees her in her
00:39:17homeless mess
00:39:18against my
00:39:19presidential glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party
00:39:21into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:32Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home,
00:39:35General!
00:39:38Sir,
00:39:39the homeless woman
00:39:40who saved you,
00:39:40Miss Trixie,
00:39:41this is the file
00:39:42of her ex,
00:39:42Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with
00:39:44her regiment
00:39:44in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:46that could barely
00:39:47carry supplies?
00:39:48Well, she's been
00:39:48providing for him
00:39:49and his entire family
00:39:50while he's been
00:39:51deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:52So she waited for him
00:39:53for years
00:39:54and then he betrayed her.
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel,
00:39:57she's planning to bring
00:39:58it down on them
00:39:58at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:01Men,
00:40:02I'm only alive today
00:40:03because of that
00:40:04virtuous woman
00:40:05and her incredible
00:40:06power that saved
00:40:07my life.
00:40:07So she needs
00:40:08our support.
00:40:09Will you join me
00:40:09in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow
00:40:12our lives to protect her,
00:40:13sir!
00:40:14Well, let's roll.
00:40:30Welcome everyone
00:40:31to my wedding.
00:40:33Today is a very special
00:40:34day for me and Butch.
00:40:35Not only are we
00:40:35getting married,
00:40:36but in just one hour
00:40:37my company will be
00:40:38receiving the
00:40:39presidential contract
00:40:40allowing my biomedical
00:40:41company to go public.
00:40:46congratulations on the
00:40:48contract once again
00:40:49Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham.
00:40:50Stowe,
00:40:51butch is taking
00:40:51my last name.
00:40:52Oh, and please
00:40:53don't be so uptight,
00:40:54Secretary Cho.
00:40:56You are the secretary
00:40:57of the entire
00:40:57U.S. Health Department,
00:40:59but this is a partay
00:41:00after all.
00:41:01I see some of the
00:41:02most important people
00:41:03in the nation
00:41:04have also arrived
00:41:05to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S.
00:41:08president will also
00:41:09be arriving soon
00:41:11to give you
00:41:11the contract herself.
00:41:13It's an honor.
00:41:14That's why Sasa
00:41:15is the best wife
00:41:16a man could ever
00:41:17dream of.
00:41:19We will make sure
00:41:20the crowd is
00:41:21entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the
00:41:23wedding begin.
00:41:26Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't
00:41:28start until I
00:41:29say it does.
00:41:51You two really are
00:41:53a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to
00:41:55save your guests
00:41:56from this oncoming
00:41:57train wreck.
00:41:57I don't recognize
00:41:59it from any of
00:41:59our elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Um, this is our
00:42:02entertainment for
00:42:04tonight, sir.
00:42:05Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are
00:42:09you doing here?
00:42:10This isn't the
00:42:10homeless shelter.
00:42:11You lost.
00:42:12I bet she's here
00:42:13to bum a meal off us.
00:42:14You know, being
00:42:15this poor.
00:42:17Me, bum a meal.
00:42:19Have you forgotten
00:42:20that it was I who
00:42:21bankrolled you two
00:42:22for the last three years?
00:42:23What evidence do
00:42:24you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me,
00:42:26then go look at
00:42:27yourself in the mirror.
00:42:28I'm a millionaire
00:42:29CEO.
00:42:30Even the first
00:42:31woman president
00:42:32will be here any
00:42:33second now to
00:42:33congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing
00:42:35but a washed up
00:42:36sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like
00:42:39so obsessed with me.
00:42:40She's like...
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut
00:42:44ties with his ex,
00:42:45but she's so shameless
00:42:46and desperate that
00:42:48she'd still show up
00:42:49to my wedding
00:42:50to suck up to me.
00:42:51This is what
00:42:52poor sad girls do.
00:42:53They beg for scraps
00:42:55from us,
00:42:57the rich and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much,
00:42:59Marissa?
00:43:00You might feel
00:43:01all high and mighty
00:43:01now, but don't
00:43:02bite the hand
00:43:03that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when
00:43:05I'm the one
00:43:05who's giving you
00:43:06the contract.
00:43:12You giving me
00:43:13the contract?
00:43:14You have no skills,
00:43:16no education,
00:43:17no connection,
00:43:18so how could you
00:43:19possibly have a pool
00:43:20to get the US
00:43:21fucking president
00:43:22to give me
00:43:23a billion dollar contract?
00:43:25We both share
00:43:26humble beginnings,
00:43:26Marissa,
00:43:27and I saw potential
00:43:28in you.
00:43:29Even trusted you
00:43:30as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now
00:43:33that greed
00:43:33has poisoned you.
00:43:35Don't be all sore now
00:43:36just because
00:43:36I stole your man.
00:43:38This is what
00:43:39us rich girls do.
00:43:40They steal from
00:43:42lame spinsters
00:43:42for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:45You were
00:43:45too embarrassing
00:43:47for me.
00:43:48Sasa tramples
00:43:49you any day.
00:43:50I can say that
00:43:51now that I'm
00:43:51marrying the rich.
00:43:53Bravo.
00:43:54Self-admission
00:43:55of a gold digger.
00:43:56Quick,
00:43:56somebody put that
00:43:57on a memoir.
00:43:58Sasa,
00:43:58she's embarrassing
00:43:58me in front of
00:43:59everyone.
00:44:00She'll make her sup.
00:44:01Don't listen to her,
00:44:02everyone.
00:44:02She's a gold-dicking,
00:44:04blood-sucking leech.
00:44:05I don't even have
00:44:06to lift a finger
00:44:07and you're already
00:44:07embarrassing yourself
00:44:08in front of everyone
00:44:09for me, butch.
00:44:12You may look
00:44:12and sound like a man,
00:44:14but you're nothing
00:44:15but a pathetic coward.
00:44:16Okay, enough.
00:44:17You know what I always
00:44:18couldn't stand about
00:44:19you, your moral
00:44:20posturing, but guess
00:44:22what? Morals are
00:44:23just lies to make
00:44:24you and girls feel
00:44:25better about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no man
00:44:27will choose you
00:44:28over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:30Because I've got
00:44:30the material goods
00:44:31and you're just
00:44:33all empty talk.
00:44:34I'm not here to
00:44:34request to be chosen
00:44:35because I'm the one
00:44:37who's doing the
00:44:37choosing.
00:44:40See this?
00:44:52Oh my god.
00:44:54Is that the billion-dollar
00:44:55contract for Sasha?
00:44:58The one that's supposed
00:44:59to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:01No, absolutely not.
00:45:03I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared
00:45:06already.
00:45:06Don't worry.
00:45:07This isn't that
00:45:08contract.
00:45:10It's the lease to the
00:45:11modest home you try
00:45:12to swindle from me.
00:45:15I don't see everyone.
00:45:17She's just trying
00:45:17to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even
00:45:19have the guts to go
00:45:20all the way.
00:45:20Look at her
00:45:21following orders.
00:45:22I asked her to sign
00:45:23over the lease
00:45:23and here she is.
00:45:24Like a good little
00:45:26peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth
00:45:28all her life savings.
00:45:33You want to, I don't know,
00:45:35beg for a little treat
00:45:36while you're at it?
00:45:47You misunderstand me.
00:45:49I'm here to take back
00:45:49everything I've ever given
00:45:50you.
00:45:51I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:00Bro, she's gone cuckoo
00:46:02in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just
00:46:03because she rented a
00:46:04pretty little dress she
00:46:05can pretend to be a
00:46:06deep pocket-invested
00:46:06baddie.
00:46:07You wish you had that
00:46:08kind of money to just
00:46:09toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop in the
00:46:11bucket for me.
00:46:13I know what this is.
00:46:15You've gotten delusional
00:46:16and you think you're
00:46:17Cinderella so you can
00:46:18just show up to a
00:46:19fancy party and some
00:46:20Prince Charming will
00:46:21scoop you into money
00:46:22forever?
00:46:23Well, that's not
00:46:23happening.
00:46:24Security, lock the
00:46:25doors.
00:46:26This woman doesn't
00:46:27leave until we're
00:46:27through with her.
00:46:32This is where your
00:46:32dreams will die,
00:46:34bitch.
00:46:37We found Miss
00:46:38Trixie Lysander.
00:46:39She's being cornered
00:46:40by her ex and his
00:46:40mistress at the
00:46:41Wickham wedding right
00:46:41now.
00:46:42Butch Tanner.
00:46:43Well, he's going to
00:46:44wish he died in battle
00:46:44after I'm done with
00:46:45him.
00:46:46Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few
00:46:51toy guns scare me,
00:46:52Marissa?
00:46:53I've saved plenty of
00:46:54people for much
00:46:55worse, including your
00:46:57head of command,
00:46:58Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander
00:47:00Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the
00:47:02legendary war hero?
00:47:04He's been in a coma for
00:47:05years after he saved the
00:47:06nation from a terrorist
00:47:07attack.
00:47:08You're an unskilled,
00:47:10unemployed, ugly
00:47:11leech.
00:47:11So how could you
00:47:12possibly have this
00:47:13magical ability to
00:47:15heal someone like
00:47:16General Lysander
00:47:17Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is going to
00:47:18believe you.
00:47:19Have you really cured
00:47:20the incurable General?
00:47:22Then Sasa is the
00:47:23fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking to be
00:47:27humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:31Oh!
00:47:32Oh my God.
00:47:33Good.
00:47:35See for yourselves,
00:47:36everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a
00:47:39freeloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me and
00:47:44Marissa alone because
00:47:45we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:47I'm a major in the
00:47:48Marines.
00:47:49Sasa, she has a
00:47:51billion dollar
00:47:52biomedical contract
00:47:53with the military.
00:47:55Approved by the first
00:47:56female president of the
00:47:58United States herself,
00:47:59bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:01She's just trying to
00:48:02leech off you like a
00:48:03parasitic gold digger.
00:48:05Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry
00:48:06you.
00:48:07No free meals for the
00:48:08poor.
00:48:08Do you see this,
00:48:10Trixie?
00:48:11This is high society.
00:48:13So you're either born on
00:48:14a silver spoon or you're
00:48:15as accomplished as me
00:48:16to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do some
00:48:18serious dick sucking
00:48:20here, maybe someone
00:48:22will drop a couple bucks
00:48:23in your tin can.
00:48:26I already have
00:48:27everything one can
00:48:28dream of, but I
00:48:29valued our friendship,
00:48:30Marissa, which is why
00:48:31I came here to give you
00:48:32a second chance to see
00:48:34if you'd apologize and
00:48:35admit to your
00:48:35backstabbing.
00:48:36But no, you stooped
00:48:38so low.
00:48:39It disgusts me.
00:48:41Nothing is more
00:48:42disgusting than you
00:48:43standing on street
00:48:44corners like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows if
00:48:47you've already started
00:48:48offering sexual
00:48:49services.
00:48:51Well then, why don't
00:48:53you get on your knees
00:48:53for me, Trixie?
00:48:54My brother will never
00:48:56take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry an
00:48:58embarrassment like you.
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:02And I might consider
00:49:03making you my personal
00:49:05prostitute.
00:49:16How dare you hit my
00:49:17brother?
00:49:18I'm never letting you
00:49:19leave here alive.
00:49:21It's awesome.
00:49:22I do something.
00:49:23Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:24After I'm done with you,
00:49:26Trixie, not even the
00:49:27goddess of healing will
00:49:28be able to save you.
00:49:30Oh, is that so?
00:49:33Security!
00:49:35Get down on your knees
00:49:36and give Bob one hell
00:49:38of a blowjob in front
00:49:40of everybody here, or
00:49:41I'll pop so many holes in
00:49:42you, the men here won't
00:49:44know which one to fuck.
00:49:45I don't need to be the
00:49:46goddess of anything to
00:49:47punish you.
00:49:48Any of the powerful
00:49:49leaders I've saved
00:49:50before could crush you
00:49:51before you even touch
00:49:52me.
00:49:53Dream on!
00:49:54You wish General
00:49:56Licenter scooped you
00:49:57off your feet, but
00:49:58you weren't good
00:49:58enough for me.
00:49:59You're definitely
00:50:00not good enough
00:50:01for him.
00:50:01Enough!
00:50:02You're souring my
00:50:03party, so you either
00:50:04get the fuck out
00:50:06or I'm going to
00:50:07shoot you.
00:50:09On the count of
00:50:10three!
00:50:10I think I quite
00:50:11like it here.
00:50:12Two!
00:50:23Mmm.
00:50:24This wine is so
00:50:26delicious.
00:50:27Run!
00:50:28Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying
00:50:32a hand on my
00:50:33future wife.
00:50:40It's...
00:50:41It's...
00:50:50Who the hell
00:50:51is this?
00:50:56I'm sorry that I'm
00:50:57late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:59No, I'm fine.
00:51:01But, um, when did I
00:51:03become your future
00:51:03wife?
00:51:06You saved me,
00:51:07Trixie, remember?
00:51:08I'm a man of my
00:51:09word.
00:51:10They're never going to
00:51:11hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was
00:51:13nothing.
00:51:14I saved you because
00:51:16you're a good man,
00:51:17not because I want you
00:51:18to owe me any favors.
00:51:25I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one who
00:51:27cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:29Look at you guys,
00:51:29a lovey dove.
00:51:31Don't try to pin this
00:51:31on her.
00:51:32She waited for you for
00:51:33three years.
00:51:33This is the kind of
00:51:34woman of virtue that a
00:51:35man would die for.
00:51:39Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there
00:51:42giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:44No man who in a
00:51:46hundred foot pole would
00:51:47want to touch her.
00:51:48She should be happy Bob was
00:51:49willing to give her some.
00:51:55I see her in the Marines.
00:51:58I'm a major.
00:51:59Look man, I know Trixie is
00:52:02like a seven now that
00:52:05she's all cleaned up,
00:52:05but don't waste your
00:52:06manhood on a whiny,
00:52:08worthless woman like that.
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:15A real man never talks
00:52:17about a woman, no way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:30We don't need to fight
00:52:31fire with fire to deal
00:52:32with the likes of them.
00:52:34You're very gracious,
00:52:35Trixie, you know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off
00:52:39with it because she's so
00:52:40kind, so you're going to
00:52:41do me the favor of never
00:52:42coming near her again.
00:52:43You understand?
00:52:44You want to fuck with me,
00:52:45you little dipshit?
00:52:46I'm a fucking major.
00:52:47You're probably lowest rank
00:52:49of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know
00:52:53who this is, Butch?
00:52:54I thought you were in
00:52:55the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing
00:52:57this whole time if you
00:52:58don't know who this
00:52:59war hero is?
00:53:01He was just a supply boy.
00:53:05War hero?
00:53:07Is this all part
00:53:08of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:11Did you sell your house
00:53:12to hire this actor
00:53:13so you can feel better
00:53:14about yourself?
00:53:15A woman's worth
00:53:15is tied to the man
00:53:16she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless
00:53:18because that guy
00:53:19looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl
00:53:24and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:28Seems like they don't know
00:53:29who you are
00:53:29since you've been out of
00:53:30action for so long.
00:53:32Maybe we should try
00:53:32to face them off some more.
00:53:33Don't you think?
00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:46Trixie, listen.
00:53:47I know that you didn't
00:53:47ask for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life.
00:53:51But I know that
00:53:51we shared a moment.
00:53:55I'm not the kind of man
00:53:57to get close to a woman
00:53:58and then just disappear.
00:53:59It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:06I have never
00:54:07met a woman
00:54:10like you.
00:54:11So incredible
00:54:12and kind
00:54:13and beautiful.
00:54:14So I know
00:54:15that you're the one
00:54:16for me.
00:54:19This guy's either nuts
00:54:20or a really,
00:54:21really good actor.
00:54:23Mm-hmm.
00:54:24Oscar worthy.
00:54:25Oscar worthy.
00:54:26No.
00:54:27First gift.
00:54:33Trixie, I know
00:54:34that you just lost
00:54:35your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you
00:54:36with your own
00:54:37new mansion.
00:54:39Worth $500 million,
00:54:40previously owned
00:54:41by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:45Second gift.
00:54:48This contains all the rights
00:54:50to my entire fortune,
00:54:52which is now yours.
00:54:54Entire fortune
00:54:55from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be pennies.
00:54:58They already spent
00:54:58their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:02Why, Sander,
00:55:03I really don't care
00:55:04for any of us.
00:55:05Look, I know.
00:55:06I know that you are
00:55:07the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:11my third gift
00:55:13is, um,
00:55:17well...
00:55:31Cleo!
00:55:32Hey!
00:55:33Oh, my God.
00:55:36You found my dog.
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:42But with you,
00:55:43it's so much more.
00:55:45Trixie Amore.
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say no
00:55:54to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:19Woo!
00:56:20Okay, stop.
00:56:22The only power couple here
00:56:23is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone
00:56:27how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:32would marry that embarrassing
00:56:34sack of scraps.
00:56:35Hey.
00:56:36I don't care if she's homeless or not,
00:56:38but I'm making this woman my wife,
00:56:40which means that she will be treated as
00:56:42and cherished as
00:56:43the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:44I understand.
00:56:49You still don't realize
00:56:51that my brother
00:56:52is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:56:54This is General
00:56:55Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:04As if like the almighty
00:57:06General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:08would propose to a homeless prostitute
00:57:10like Trixie.
00:57:11Yes, the Armstrong family
00:57:12basically control
00:57:13the global stock market.
00:57:15Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15would sooner marry
00:57:16the Princess of England
00:57:17than someone from
00:57:18the lowest rank of society.
00:57:20I bet my life
00:57:21you're all just actors.
00:57:23Then you better enjoy
00:57:24your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them what we can do
00:57:28and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:29What can a bunch of piss
00:57:30poor people do to us?
00:57:31The elites.
00:57:32Infect us with your
00:57:33poor people bad luck.
00:57:35She wishes
00:57:36she could blame her
00:57:37low status on bad luck.
00:57:39Truth is,
00:57:39she's just a useless,
00:57:41lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:42She's utterly
00:57:44unmarriable.
00:57:47I can dispose of them
00:57:48in other means
00:57:50if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:51I'd handle them myself,
00:57:53but
00:57:55I'll let you do
00:57:56all the heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:05Yes, hello,
00:58:06this is Lysander.
00:58:07Please
00:58:07bankrupt
00:58:08Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:11Oh my gosh,
00:58:12I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days
00:58:14could call anyone
00:58:15and pretend
00:58:16to be on the phone.
00:58:22Uh, hello?
00:58:25Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:33I'm a bankrupt!
00:58:43Are you sure
00:58:44that was the call,
00:58:45Sussan?
00:58:46That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just
00:58:48suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:48like that.
00:58:49My company's dead.
00:58:50It evaporated.
00:58:52It's a thin air.
00:58:56And that's impossible.
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:01Secretary Cho,
00:59:02you said you're
00:59:03the Secretary of Health,
00:59:04right?
00:59:04And you yourself
00:59:05said that the Armstrong
00:59:06family owns
00:59:06the entire global stock market.
00:59:08Could that be
00:59:09how they bankrupted
00:59:10Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means...
00:59:14You're
00:59:15really Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:17the richest
00:59:18and most powerful
00:59:19man in the country.
00:59:21Trixie's marrying
00:59:22the famed war hero,
00:59:25the man every girl
00:59:25wants and every man
00:59:26wants to be.
00:59:29Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad
00:59:31will always end up
00:59:32losing everything.
00:59:33No, there's
00:59:34got to be some
00:59:35trick to this.
00:59:36You guys are just
00:59:36bums trying to
00:59:37extort money from us.
00:59:39Sussan.
00:59:40Sussan.
00:59:41Please.
00:59:42Please.
00:59:42Please.
00:59:47I know why
00:59:49you're all over Trixie.
00:59:50Because you've been
00:59:50in the military
00:59:51for so long,
00:59:52you don't know
00:59:52what a real woman
00:59:53can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you
00:59:55to my wedding chamber
00:59:56and I'll show you
00:59:57a good time.
01:00:00Do you want to
01:00:01hug your hands for me
01:00:01or I'll have them
01:00:03removed for you?
01:00:03Ah!
01:00:04Ah!
01:00:05Ah!
01:00:06Ah!
01:00:08I would never
01:00:09be interested in a woman
01:00:10who's as vile
01:00:11and cruel
01:00:12and wicked
01:00:12as you are.
01:00:14Guess the cheater
01:00:15gets cheated on
01:00:16eventually.
01:00:18Sussan was just
01:00:19trying to save
01:00:20the company.
01:00:21I don't blame her
01:00:22at all.
01:00:23Your double standards
01:00:24are incredible.
01:00:25Okay, you don't
01:00:25want me?
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:27But there's plenty
01:00:28of other efficiency.
01:00:29I can give you
01:00:30a room full of
01:00:31pageant winners.
01:00:3218 years old.
01:00:33Fresh for the taking.
01:00:36Ah!
01:00:38Ah!
01:00:39Ah!
01:00:39Ah!
01:00:41I did that
01:00:42so you wouldn't
01:00:42have to,
01:00:43Ms. Trixine.
01:00:44Thank you, Devin.
01:00:46Marissa,
01:00:47not only have you
01:00:48backstabbed me,
01:00:50your best friend,
01:00:51by stealing my
01:00:52fiancé,
01:00:53but now you'd
01:00:54sell out other
01:00:55innocent girls
01:00:55just to get
01:00:56your company back?
01:00:57You're an insult
01:00:58to all good women
01:00:59out there.
01:00:59No, to all
01:01:00of humanity.
01:01:01So now,
01:01:02everything that I've
01:01:03ever given you to,
01:01:04I'm taking it
01:01:05all back.
01:01:08Wait!
01:01:08Everyone,
01:01:09stop.
01:01:12They're impostors.
01:01:17I just got off
01:01:18the phone with
01:01:19the president
01:01:19and she said
01:01:20your contract
01:01:20is not getting
01:01:21cancelled
01:01:21because it was
01:01:22assigned by
01:01:23the goddess
01:01:23healer herself.
01:01:24So we won't
01:01:26go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess
01:01:27healer?
01:01:28You mean the
01:01:29eccentric and
01:01:29highly elusive
01:01:30sage in the
01:01:30field of medicine
01:01:31approved of
01:01:32my biomedical
01:01:33products?
01:01:34Yes,
01:01:35that's the highest
01:01:36honor anyone can
01:01:36have in the field
01:01:37of health and
01:01:38medicine.
01:01:38The goddess
01:01:39healer's motto
01:01:40is the right
01:01:41rewrites the
01:01:42wrong, the left
01:01:43leave the wrong
01:01:44bereft.
01:01:45That means
01:01:46she's rewarding
01:01:47me.
01:01:47The president
01:01:48would never let
01:01:49your company go
01:01:50bankrupt.
01:01:51In fact, she's
01:01:52on her way
01:01:52now.
01:01:54So you're
01:01:55telling me this
01:01:56dashingly handsome
01:01:58motherfucker over
01:01:58here isn't
01:02:00Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck
01:02:01cares who he
01:02:02is?
01:02:02If the president
01:02:03and the goddess
01:02:04healer approves
01:02:05of my products,
01:02:06who cares about
01:02:07this washed up
01:02:07war hero?
01:02:08We can break his
01:02:09legs, break his
01:02:09arms, no one
01:02:10would even bat an
01:02:11eye.
01:02:11She even gave us
01:02:12explicit permission
01:02:13to call upon secret
01:02:14services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:17FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest
01:02:19for fraudulent claims
01:02:20and identity theft.
01:02:23Gotcha.
01:02:28guess I still get the
01:02:29last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:31No, don't arrest
01:02:31her!
01:02:33Trixie is a good
01:02:34person.
01:02:35Please, officer,
01:02:36don't arrest her!
01:02:37Grandma, Mr. Rogers,
01:02:39Mrs. Williams, what are
01:02:40you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard
01:02:42about the breakup between
01:02:43you and Butch.
01:02:44We were worried, so we
01:02:46came here to back you
01:02:46up.
01:02:47Listen, officer, I can
01:02:49attest that Trixie Amoria
01:02:50is a good neighbor.
01:02:52She's very kind-hearted
01:02:53and would never break
01:02:54the law.
01:02:55Yes, and one time when
01:02:56my daughter needed
01:02:57university tuition,
01:02:58Trixie gave her
01:02:59everything she had just
01:03:01to help her out.
01:03:02She also paid for my
01:03:03recent heart surgery as
01:03:04well.
01:03:05My fiance really is an
01:03:07incredible woman.
01:03:08She's an angel
01:03:09descended from heaven.
01:03:15You must be the criminal
01:03:16pretending to be General
01:03:17Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:19My brother is not a
01:03:20criminal.
01:03:21He's a war hero who
01:03:22single-handedly saved this
01:03:23country from a terrorist
01:03:24attack.
01:03:25Without him, this whole
01:03:26country would have been
01:03:27bombed to ash.
01:03:28And that's why it's twice
01:03:29the crime of stealing
01:03:31his identity.
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:33only fell into a coma
01:03:34because of the fight
01:03:35with the terrorist.
01:03:36And we've received no
01:03:37word that he's woken up
01:03:38yet, so this must be
01:03:39an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that this
01:03:42whole dilemma with my
01:03:43identity is causing you
01:03:44a lot of trouble.
01:03:45I promise that I'll get
01:03:46it resolved and we can
01:03:47focus on taking down
01:03:48your scumbag ex.
01:03:51If you want to arrest
01:03:52me, fine.
01:03:54But don't fuck with my
01:03:55fiance.
01:03:56You don't get to
01:03:56decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:21Get him!
01:04:22If you can.
01:04:23If you can.
01:04:24all Schmidt CARES
01:04:30Let's go!
01:04:31Get up!
01:04:36Get up!
01:04:49Fuck!
01:04:51Get up!
01:04:54I can't wait to
01:05:14Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Icener.
01:05:31Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:35Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:37He's so manly.
01:05:39Much better than your last one.
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:44It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:49She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sky.
01:05:54It's so worse.
01:05:54Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:02Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:08See, Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield, because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:38Attack!!
01:06:39Attack!
01:06:42Attack!
01:06:47Attack!
01:06:50Attack!
01:07:02To the
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:16Dammit!
01:07:17Dammit!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:23That'll cheat you for messing with the wig hams.
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:27We're quartered.
01:07:28I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:45Wright rewrites the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck! Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:08Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:08:10See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:13No, please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:18Sure.
01:08:20You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:24She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:31Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:46Bullshit!
01:08:47I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:52You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:28Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:31I will.
01:09:34Left.
01:09:35Leaves the wrong path.
01:09:44I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happens.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:48Oh, please.
01:09:49I really want to die.
01:09:51And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:56Just crossed it again.
01:09:58Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:10:00Nothing's happening.
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No!
01:10:13No!
01:10:14Hey!
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:27Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See?
01:10:33This must be an illusion.
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:50You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:53Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us first.
01:10:56At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:59But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:08You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:11You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:22Don't touch my wife.
01:11:23Ugh!
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:37That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:40Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:45You've got nothing on me.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:59Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:16God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy too.
01:12:19I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:31Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:48No.
01:12:48My granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:51Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:56Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:04Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:10and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:15Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:22You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:32It ain't working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:37Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No.
01:13:56Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:08We'll riot against you now.
01:14:10Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:17Tear her apart!
01:14:18Tear her apart!
01:14:19Geo!
01:14:35Tear her apart.
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:42Tear her apart!
01:14:49Tear her apart!
01:14:49already once, okay?
01:14:51Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie hired
01:14:54pulled this weird stunt
01:14:56to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:58But you already confirmed
01:14:59with Madame President
01:15:00that I got the contract
01:15:01coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes.
01:15:03We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is...
01:15:07You're the war hero,
01:15:09General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:11And how dare you crash
01:15:12Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up,
01:15:15you fall under this vixen spell,
01:15:17and now you're attacking
01:15:18one of the most important
01:15:19allies to the president?
01:15:21He is the general.
01:15:24Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:26Did you hear that?
01:15:27Even the vice president knows me
01:15:29as an important ally
01:15:30to the nation's leader.
01:15:32So what if Trixie picked up
01:15:33some washed-up war hero?
01:15:35We got the VP and the president.
01:15:37On our side,
01:15:38you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:43Now punish them,
01:15:44Vice President Langley.
01:15:45This is treason.
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong,
01:15:47you are stripped
01:15:48from your military honors
01:15:50and titles.
01:15:54Hurry!
01:15:55The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that,
01:16:00Mr. Vice President.
01:16:01My brother is a war hero.
01:16:03He single-handedly saved this country
01:16:04from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma
01:16:06for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie,
01:16:08he would...
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word,
01:16:11and I will bring down
01:16:12your entire family,
01:16:13not just your brother.
01:16:16No.
01:16:17It's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President,
01:16:20I've already given my life
01:16:20once for my country.
01:16:22I have no problem
01:16:23doing that again
01:16:24if it means protecting
01:16:24my fiance's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest
01:16:27about one other thing,
01:16:28Mr. Vice President.
01:16:29I never gave a fuck
01:16:31about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:42I will not let you
01:16:43bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:47Oh, Mr. Vice President,
01:16:48I have a swell idea.
01:16:50My biomedical company
01:16:51invented the latest line
01:16:52of poison darts
01:16:53for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:59There's no way
01:16:59that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:01Put innocent civilian lives
01:17:02and danger, despicable.
01:17:04What's more despicable
01:17:05is that you and your
01:17:06filthy companions
01:17:07are disrespecting power.
01:17:10Miss Wickham,
01:17:10you can use full force
01:17:12on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh.
01:17:28Shoot!
01:17:29Wait, that's the president.
01:17:39I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:41No!
01:17:43Hey, idiots!
01:17:46No!
01:17:50Oh, my gosh!
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:55That was...
01:17:56They were totally aiming
01:17:57for Trixie,
01:17:58the fraud in the middle.
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new
01:18:02biomedical weapon, Madam,
01:18:04for your military.
01:18:05This is a war crime.
01:18:06These are innocent civilian lives
01:18:08you're messing with.
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:12I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power
01:18:14comes great responsibility.
01:18:16And this is the kind
01:18:17of dastardly creation
01:18:18you've made
01:18:19with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing?
01:18:21Reverse the poison
01:18:22and take it out of the present
01:18:23before it's too late.
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:26There's no need.
01:18:28I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:46What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have
01:18:48that kind of money.
01:18:49It's got to be
01:18:50cheap glitter.
01:18:52She...
01:18:53She is...
01:18:55She is a criminal.
01:18:57Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:58We will arrest her
01:18:59and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:02Because you're the one
01:19:03that would be going to prison
01:19:04once everyone is healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The President literally came here
01:19:08to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah!
01:19:22Yes!
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:42My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon
01:19:58will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need
01:20:01for a vaccine
01:20:02if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much
01:20:06of a goody two-shoes
01:20:07to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:11Money is worth more to you
01:20:12than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something
01:20:14I cannot tolerate.
01:20:16So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The President is here
01:20:24and I just invented
01:20:25the best biomedical products
01:20:27in the world.
01:20:29You'll pardon me
01:20:30for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President,
01:20:34you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me
01:20:40my billion dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her
01:20:48until she sees
01:20:4950 stars.
01:20:53Why?
01:20:54Why are you attacking me,
01:20:56Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be
01:20:57giving me the
01:20:58billion dollar...
01:20:59You wish,
01:21:00idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen
01:21:04a woman so vile,
01:21:06so ugly on the inside,
01:21:07it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand.
01:21:10I was just trying to
01:21:10punish these imposters
01:21:12for posing as
01:21:12the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:15And do you know
01:21:17the Goddess Healer
01:21:18saved me and my son
01:21:19during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen
01:21:22the Goddess Healer
01:21:24herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only...
01:21:27and it's...
01:21:32her.
01:21:43Whaaaaat?
01:21:48Welcome,
01:21:49Goddess.
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:22:16I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was our golden ticket.
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially
01:22:34getting ties with you both.
01:22:36No, please, I swear.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:42It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:47And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:51She's going to be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her goals.
01:23:16All her clothes.
01:23:18All that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:21This is all...
01:23:22You seduced me!
01:23:25You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:29Please, Trixie.
01:23:30Give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:36I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:40But it's too late now.
01:23:42All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:48And she shall.
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:24:00I was only with you for your money.
01:24:02I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:04I'll see myself now.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:12My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:18That is why I saved you.
01:24:20With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:26Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47I do.
01:24:48You may kiss the bride.
01:24:50You may kiss the bride.
01:24:52I do.
01:24:55I do.
01:24:56I do.
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