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My Dad Is Poseidon Full EP
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35Fish-yilla's
00:37hole-s塞
01:03Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry! I didn't mean to-
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die.
04:26I really need this guy. Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:55Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:08Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:19Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn.
07:57You asked for this.
07:58You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?!
08:14Who the hell are you?!
08:15You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?!
08:29Who the hell are you?!
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing!
08:35Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:55Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy?
10:45Mommy?
10:46Mommy?
10:46Mommy?
11:02It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:09Guys!
11:17Ha ha ha ha!
11:20Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name Leora
11:36Who did this
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:41It was
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06You're my fiance, my property
12:08You filthy whore
12:10Spread your legs for some straight dog
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23No, let go
12:27With nymph blood in my veins
12:29Even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I got careless
12:42Diving near a shipwreck
12:43My fault
12:44Shipwreck
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora
12:48Someone did this to you
12:53You're just a regular guy
12:55Stay out of it
12:56Boss
12:58Soup's ready
13:04If I don't make it
13:07Promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09She's all we have left
13:12She's safe
13:13Now drink
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack
13:23Jack
13:24Jack, you
13:27Ambrosia residue
13:28Golden apple sap
13:29I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More
13:38Try it
13:50These ingredients
13:51Where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26What a lively little snack
14:29Gulp you down
14:31And my power doubles
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:46This guy's luck is insane
14:49A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:53Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria
15:02We've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:08You or Lily
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I
15:12Daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me
15:19Lily's in trouble
15:27I'm not tasty
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31Please don't eat me
15:37Divine power runs through this girl
15:40Devour you
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:01Hoo
16:02Who
16:05Yeah
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:25Please.
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:34You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait.
16:40The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:56You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:06Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:25Poseidon's bloodline, if I stay, I'm dead!
17:26That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait.
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08About that monster.
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:15Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:20He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:59My liege.
19:01Have mercy.
19:02I didn't know she was your die.
19:04I swear it.
19:04Please, spare my life.
19:06No problem.
19:07Thank you, my lord.
19:08Thank you for your mercy.
19:09Try to remember that in your next life.
19:24Enjoying the show?
19:35My king!
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
19:38We swear!
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again,
19:44I will skin you alive.
19:47Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes!
19:49Yes, my leash!
20:02My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you,
20:06I'll just have to dig up the truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:23Probably fish food in some trench.
20:26Right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:32I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades' ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Hades' staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The sea king!
22:20He's real!
22:23Hades!
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out!
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:30One!
22:31Two!
22:36Thank the fates!
22:37The boss is here!
22:43Boss!
22:44This bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown.
22:55You're done.
22:55Get out.
22:57In front of Poseidon.
22:58Your ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord.
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:31Every resource, every contact.
23:34Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:51Yes, boss!
23:52Yes, boss!
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:01Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch.
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home-mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:43Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
24:56Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy!
25:13You're bleeding!
25:14This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:18I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:24No, Mommy!
25:25I'm not leaving you!
25:37Kids mine.
25:39You die.
25:43You poisoned me?
25:45You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:56Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:01You're wounded.
26:03You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:05Poisoned.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:12Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:15Dylan wants you dead.
26:17dead.
26:18But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face.
26:29All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
26:45Run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:09Daddy?
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:32Jack.
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:04Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:20If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:34Oh, my.
28:35Keep versuchen, I'm here.
28:38Don't do it.
28:40I don't want to.
28:41You åt.
28:41It's the main secret.
28:42No!
28:43No!
28:45No!
28:46No!
28:46No!
28:46No!
28:46No!
28:47No!
28:47No!
28:48No!
28:49No!
28:49No!
29:02No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys.
31:05I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:31So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:54Please. For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:01No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:22Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine! I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra!
34:50The Coastal Legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:27We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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