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HOT TEEN Movie A comedy about 3 chicks dumping a corpse.

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Transcript
00:00:04The
00:00:04The
00:00:04The
00:00:04The
00:00:30Coming!
00:00:35God damn it!
00:00:45Jesus Christ, you're a stupid bitch!
00:00:47You want someone to call the cops?
00:00:49I'm sorry, I was knocking for a while, you didn't answer.
00:00:53It's called being asleep.
00:00:57What time is it anyway?
00:00:591?
00:01:01A.M.?
00:01:02P.M.
00:01:05Right.
00:01:11How much?
00:01:12The usual.
00:01:26You still owe me from the last couple times.
00:01:32I know, but I just got a call from my brother and I need the money to bail him out.
00:01:36Really?
00:01:37Yeah, he'll go nuts in there.
00:01:40I'll give you the rest next month.
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43Sorry.
00:01:44No can do.
00:01:45What?
00:01:46I need the money now.
00:01:47No more paying later.
00:01:48I know junkies.
00:01:49I'm not a junkie.
00:01:51I'm not a junkie.
00:01:51It's just recreational.
00:01:53Yeah, right.
00:01:54Lyle, please give it back to me.
00:01:56That's all I've got.
00:01:58Too bad.
00:01:59But my brother needs to get out.
00:02:02Don't really give a fuck.
00:02:05How am I supposed to eat this month?
00:02:07I think I was trying a few tricks.
00:02:11You know, forget the drugs this time.
00:02:13Just give me my money back.
00:02:14It's too late.
00:02:15I've already cut it.
00:02:17Lyle, I'm not kidding.
00:02:19Give it back to me right now!
00:02:20Don't you fucking raise your voice to me ever again.
00:02:33Now I'm going to give you your shit.
00:02:35And you're going to quietly get the fuck out of here.
00:02:42Maybe if you blow me, I'll give you a sandwich.
00:02:45I think that's a fair deal.
00:02:51Yeah.
00:03:25Oh, shit.
00:03:29Oh, shit.
00:04:02Oh, shit.
00:04:28Oh, shit.
00:04:31Oh, shit.
00:05:05Lyle.
00:05:05Now, Konya, I want more.
00:05:10Are you hearing me, you asshole?
00:05:12I'm not kidding!
00:05:20You're not touching me unless you give me more.
00:05:26Oh, shit.
00:05:26Oh, shit.
00:05:28Oh, shit.
00:05:43Oh, shit.
00:05:51Oh, shit.
00:06:22Oh, shit.
00:06:33Oh, shit.
00:06:39Oh, shit.
00:06:41Oh, shit.
00:07:08Oh, shit.
00:07:11Oh, shit.
00:07:13Oh, shit.
00:07:18Oh, shit.
00:07:31Oh, shit.
00:07:37I can't see your eye.
00:07:39Shhh.
00:07:43Come out, come out. I know where you are.
00:07:50He's not here.
00:07:52Who are you?
00:07:54Just a friend. I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:07:56I just want a little.
00:07:59There's nothing I can do.
00:08:01Bullshit. He's always got some in here.
00:08:03I'm not...
00:08:07Fine.
00:08:10I'll get you some. Just stay here.
00:08:13I knew you were fucking with me.
00:08:27Oh, it smells in here. Does he ever clean?
00:08:36What's your name?
00:08:38Nadine.
00:08:40Isn't that French?
00:08:42My name is Sophie. It's also French.
00:08:45Actually, I think it's Greek.
00:08:48Nadine? Really? Cool.
00:08:51I meant Sophie.
00:08:53No, no, no. I'm pretty sure Sophie's French. I was named after that actress, Sophie Marceau.
00:08:59Do you know Sophie Marceau?
00:09:02Mama loves her.
00:09:10Here.
00:09:12Oh, that's okay. You can pay him later.
00:09:14Ah, you're new at this, aren't you?
00:09:16You better take it or I will be real mad at you.
00:09:19I think he's already mad at me.
00:09:23Time.
00:09:28I thought it was 200.
00:09:31Well, yeah, normally.
00:09:35But, um, Elias gives me a discount.
00:09:40Since I, uh, satisfy some of his needs as well.
00:09:50It's not like his wife minds.
00:09:53His wife?
00:09:54Yeah, um, I can never remember her name.
00:09:57It sounds like Samosa, Omarosa.
00:10:00Anyway, yeah, she only agreed to marry him so she could stay in the country.
00:10:03It's not like a love or anything.
00:10:06Right.
00:10:07Oh, sorry.
00:10:08He didn't tell you I was married?
00:10:10Men are pigs.
00:10:13It's okay, I'll live.
00:10:14Listen, I'm sorry, but you have to go.
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:16Can you tell Lyle I dropped by?
00:10:19I don't know.
00:10:20And, oh, don't worry.
00:10:22I'm sure he has real feelings for you.
00:10:25Yeah, me too.
00:10:47Where are you?
00:10:49Oh, hi, Mom.
00:10:52Yeah, no, I'm waiting for Soti to pick me up.
00:10:56What?
00:11:01No, I didn't forget.
00:11:04No, Frank will be there, too.
00:11:06Yes.
00:11:07Yes!
00:11:08Okay, Mom, I gotta go.
00:11:10Okay, bye.
00:11:13Oh, come on.
00:11:27Okay, 1986 called.
00:11:29Who wants his jacket back?
00:11:34How much?
00:11:36Who are you?
00:11:38Nadine.
00:11:39Do you want some or not?
00:11:41Yeah.
00:11:42Wait here.
00:11:46Thought I told you to wait outside.
00:11:48So anyone can see me?
00:11:50I'm not that stupid.
00:11:54Fine.
00:11:55Wait here.
00:11:57Why?
00:11:59Because you're taller than me and there are windows in the other rooms where people can see you.
00:12:06That's a good idea.
00:12:09I'll wait here.
00:12:11You do that.
00:12:13Okay.
00:12:14Okay.
00:12:23Let's go.
00:12:25I'll walk the picture later.
00:12:27I'm gonna walk the picture later.
00:12:31get the second floor.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:33Okay.
00:12:36Time.
00:12:40L riesgo.
00:12:40All right.
00:12:41Time.
00:12:41Time.
00:13:03What is this?
00:13:12That's that's supposedly a piece of the Berlin Wall. Whoa! It must be worth a lot. If it's real... You
00:13:24think it's fake? With all the pieces that have been sold since I found you could build two or three
00:13:30walls. That's good. So you can put all the Jews inside. It'll be 200.
00:13:39It's allergic. Can you put it back please? Why? I'm allergic to concrete. Oh, okay.
00:14:09So? Yeah? You think we could go out sometime?
00:14:17I'm sort of seeing Lyle. Oh. Isn't he married?
00:14:25Sorry. Another client. Gotta go.
00:14:33Where are you? What?
00:14:39Hey, buddy. Don't touch me.
00:14:45Who was that? You were supposed to get rid of those guys. Hello, sunshine. Well, I tried, but they didn't
00:14:54seem to care that the place was on fire. What's up? What happened to your neck?
00:15:04It's part of the problem. Did Lyle do this? Where is he?
00:15:25He's not... Nia. You... Nia.
00:15:34Did... Did he try to kill you? Kind of. Mostly, he took my money.
00:15:43And that's why you killed him? I didn't mean to. I just conked him on the head. I needed the
00:15:49money for Frank.
00:15:51What has he done now? He's in jail. He fell asleep during a robbery. The others didn't wake him when
00:16:00they left.
00:16:02I know. My brother's a genius. How did you do that?
00:16:14Oh. Don't touch it. I'm not stupid. Wow. His most prized possession.
00:16:23Actually, I think that's the Porsche.
00:16:28Stay in here. What? With him? He's not gonna bite you.
00:16:32What are you doing?
00:16:45Who are you? Where is Lyle?
00:16:49Lyle's not feeling well. I'm filling in.
00:16:51I want to speak with him. Well, you can't.
00:16:54Well, I only do business with Lyle.
00:16:59Fine. Okay, okay.
00:17:02How much?
00:17:04Twelve. Having a party?
00:17:07Lyle never asks any questions.
00:17:11Right.
00:17:14Just wait here.
00:17:16Are you trying to pull something?
00:17:19No. I just want you to wait here.
00:17:26Fine.
00:17:27But you'd better not try to pull anything, okay?
00:17:37I don't know if you tried to pull anything.
00:17:43Fine.
00:17:57Fine.
00:18:00Fine.
00:18:02Fine.
00:18:08What else?
00:18:09So you've turned drug dealer now?
00:18:13These people keep showing up. What am I supposed to do?
00:18:16Um, have you tried not selling them drugs?
00:18:19They are regulars. They expect him to be here.
00:18:22I didn't want to raise suspicions.
00:18:25Are you nuts? Now there's several people who can identify you.
00:18:28Considering what they came for, I doubt they're going to want to talk to the police.
00:18:32Well, I need to be...
00:18:37You killed him in front of a witness.
00:18:38I didn't know she was here.
00:18:41She's completely out of it. She has no idea.
00:18:44Hijo de puta, come help me up. I need to use the bathroom.
00:18:49Okay, let's not panic. We need to move in.
00:18:52Let me touch him.
00:18:53Now, Galia.
00:18:54No, but we're going to get, like, DNA and stuff.
00:18:57What do you suggest? Just lighter step on his corpse?
00:19:00She probably won't even notice.
00:19:02Liar, you're such an asshole.
00:19:10You useless piece of shit!
00:19:19Why did he marry that witch?
00:19:21Well, Lyle isn't...
00:19:23wasn't exactly a Mr. Personality either.
00:19:28Plus, she looks pretty hot.
00:19:30She is so not hot. Plus, she's a total druggie.
00:19:33Hello, pot and kettle anyone?
00:19:35Excuse me?
00:19:37Never mind. We need to get out of here.
00:19:39How?
00:19:44You should audition for, like, Mamma Mia on ice or something?
00:19:48It's Xanadu, big.
00:19:51Oh, all right, let me think.
00:19:53Huh, that'll be a first.
00:19:56You know what?
00:19:58Give me a break.
00:20:00Eric just spoke up with me.
00:20:02Just...
00:20:02Frank is in jail.
00:20:04Mom is expecting us home for your gallspers in two hours.
00:20:07And I just killed a guy.
00:20:09So forgive me if I'm not thinking clearly.
00:20:12You haven't been thinking clearly for months.
00:20:14It's all that shit you're taking.
00:20:18I just need to get over Eric.
00:20:21Golly, it's been four months.
00:20:23He still texts me.
00:20:25I think he wants to get back together.
00:20:28Please tell me you're not that desperate.
00:20:34Go hide in the bathroom.
00:20:35I'm not going back in there.
00:20:37Just a while. Stop hiding.
00:20:39What are you doing?
00:20:48You got nice hair, asshole.
00:20:51I used to wear pink shirts when I was gay.
00:20:58Whoa.
00:20:59Where are you?
00:21:00The new missus?
00:21:02Sort of.
00:21:04Does that mean Cardamose is free now?
00:21:05Because I'd really like to hit that.
00:21:08Know what I mean?
00:21:09I think so.
00:21:11How much?
00:21:1420.
00:21:16Just kidding.
00:21:18The usual.
00:21:19Wait here.
00:21:23Hey.
00:21:25Is Lyra really hung like a horse?
00:21:27How should...
00:21:29Not really.
00:21:32I knew it.
00:21:33He's so full of shit.
00:21:44Hey.
00:21:45What drug does a porn star use before going to work?
00:21:51Whangphetamines.
00:21:53How does a drug addict have sex with speed?
00:21:59What's one word for control people through sex?
00:22:06Indonctrination.
00:22:09What do you call a dealer with a big dick?
00:22:13A dichotomy.
00:22:15A dichotomy.
00:22:16A dichotomy.
00:22:30You know where Cardamose is?
00:22:33no idea
00:22:35she must have left him
00:22:37he's nuts about her
00:22:39one time, one time
00:22:40just once
00:22:55she's waking up
00:22:56we need to leave
00:22:59they're still out there
00:23:07well, they've seen us
00:23:12go in, we might as well just get out
00:23:14yeah, and when they
00:23:16find the body, those guys will remember
00:23:17that we were the last ones out
00:23:19let's just start the fire alarm or something
00:23:22oh, sure, let's just bring
00:23:24the cops directly to the body
00:23:26I don't see you getting any
00:23:27bright ideas, who's been stuck in here
00:23:29this whole time
00:23:30you were supposed to get rid of those guys
00:23:34excuse me for not being
00:23:35quick enough and covering up your little
00:23:37murder, it was an
00:23:39accident
00:23:41right, I'll just conk him on the head
00:23:43with a piece of concrete, see what happens
00:23:47fine, it was stupid
00:23:49you're 100% right
00:23:51as usual, are you
00:23:53happy now?
00:23:56yeah
00:24:03this is not helping
00:24:04let's just go
00:24:05that samosa chick is still here
00:24:07they'll think she did it
00:24:09Lyle's wife
00:24:10she was passed out
00:24:13so what?
00:24:14perfect
00:24:14a drug dealer
00:24:16killed by wife
00:24:17and
00:24:17drug-induced
00:24:19stupor
00:24:21you think they'll buy that?
00:24:23the police won't care
00:24:24she never even saw us
00:24:25let's go
00:24:28where's the money?
00:24:31shit
00:24:31there goes that
00:24:33there's almost 10,000 in there
00:24:35don't fuck with me
00:24:36I don't know what you're talking about
00:24:38it's right here
00:24:44you didn't mention that part
00:24:46I completely forgot
00:24:47Soti, I swear
00:24:48you're right, you didn't forget to hide the money
00:24:50shut up, Omarosa
00:24:52it's cardamosa
00:24:53whatever
00:24:55what were you intending to do with that?
00:24:57nothing
00:24:58I don't know
00:24:59well, don't make any plans
00:25:01because it's not your money
00:25:02it's not your money either
00:25:03it's Lyle's
00:25:05no, bitch
00:25:06it's my money
00:25:07a hundred for every time he fucks me
00:25:09and that's just July
00:25:12yeah
00:25:13many times a day
00:25:14he's like a rabbit
00:25:21yeah, but didn't you get a green card out of it?
00:25:23no, I didn't need him
00:25:24he said he was going to report me to immigration if I didn't marry him
00:25:27so he proposed by threatening to have you deported?
00:25:31yeah, he's romantic
00:25:32where's the perro?
00:25:43puta, you killed him?
00:25:45not on purpose
00:25:49do you know how many times I wish I had the cojones to do that?
00:25:56no
00:25:56no
00:25:57many
00:25:59many
00:26:00many
00:26:00many
00:26:00many
00:26:01many
00:26:01many
00:26:01okay
00:26:02what do we do now?
00:26:05we take the cash
00:26:06you already have it
00:26:07the
00:26:08oh no, no, not that
00:26:09that's nothing
00:26:12okay
00:26:12she's hot
00:26:16scary, but hot
00:26:18you like that style
00:26:19you coming?
00:26:31okay, can you bend your precious backs and give the slave a hand?
00:26:40okay
00:26:41okay, you know
00:26:58you're kidding
00:27:00okay
00:27:01half to you two because you killed him
00:27:03and half to me because I had to sleep with the bastard for six months and I deserve it, okay?
00:27:08okay
00:27:09no, we're not taking any of this money
00:27:11what?
00:27:12do you know what we could do with this?
00:27:14we're going to need a lawyer for Frank
00:27:15I don't care, do you know where it comes from?
00:27:17I know, I don't care
00:27:18well, I do
00:27:20Galia, let's just leave everything and go now
00:27:22no, first we have to hide the body
00:27:24no, I'm not touching him
00:27:26oh, killing him is okay, but not touching him
00:27:28listen, keep all the money and we'll just go
00:27:30do you think I'm tonta?
00:27:32what am I going to do with it if I'm in jail?
00:27:34I'm not taking the fall for two gringos here
00:27:35yeah, I'm not leaving this
00:27:37Galia, stop it
00:27:38what?
00:27:39I deserve it
00:27:40he tried to kill me
00:27:42that's a bullshit excuse and you know it
00:27:44I think it's a pretty good excuse
00:27:50Jesus, do they ever take a break?
00:27:53I'm going to take care of it
00:27:55you two finish dealing with the money
00:27:58what?
00:27:59I killed him
00:28:00I might as well get something out of it
00:28:11Jane F.T.
00:28:13What are you doing?
00:28:15who are you?
00:28:16I'm Nadine
00:28:18I'm Nadine
00:28:19I'm Nadine
00:28:20I'm Nadine
00:28:20I'm Nadine
00:28:21I'm Nadine
00:28:21Where is Lyle?
00:28:22Lyle is indisposed
00:28:23on his replacement
00:28:24What did you say?
00:28:26I don't understand
00:28:27I'm happy that you know English
00:28:29I only took the lower
00:28:30Hey!
00:28:32Lyle is gone
00:28:33Do you want coke?
00:28:36Ah, he said that
00:28:37I understand, of course we want
00:28:40Yes, we want
00:28:41Yes, we want
00:28:42Okay
00:28:46Wait here
00:28:47That's what I'm trying to do
00:28:52As I said
00:28:54Okay
00:28:55I can buy
00:28:56I can buy
00:28:57The rugs
00:29:24We can pay later.
00:29:26No, who do you pay now?
00:29:31Two hundred cash.
00:29:34You want the drugs, you pay me now.
00:29:37Has she done this before?
00:29:39I'm beginning to wonder.
00:29:40Yes.
00:29:41Yes.
00:29:42Yes.
00:29:43Yes.
00:29:49Yes.
00:29:55Yes.
00:30:06Arenico.
00:30:16Fantastic.
00:30:17I have a piggy bank.
00:30:19Great.
00:30:25No more of this.
00:30:35I got it.
00:30:37You know that movie Nikita?
00:30:39The one where the government forces a chick to kill people?
00:30:43Exactly.
00:30:43We just hire a cleaner like she did.
00:30:48I don't think a cleaning lady is going to help.
00:30:50No, not a cleaning lady.
00:30:53In the movie she kills somebody by accident and then she hires a specialist to make the body disappear.
00:31:02Of course.
00:31:03And how many of those specialists do you know?
00:31:06Cause I don't think they'll be in the yellow pages.
00:31:08Yeah, that's one of the dumbest things I ever heard.
00:31:10Well, excuse me.
00:31:12Do you have a better idea?
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:14We dump his body in a descarga de basura.
00:31:17You have a car, right?
00:31:20Good, cause we can't carry him on the bus.
00:31:23Uh, what's a descarga?
00:31:25It's a place where they dump old trash and stuff.
00:31:28It's perfect for Lyle.
00:31:29How do we get him in the car without anybody seeing?
00:31:32Because I don't think he's going to fit in your suitcase.
00:31:37We roll him in the carpet.
00:31:39You're not serious.
00:31:42Help me move the table.
00:31:55Okay, I get the feet, you get the head.
00:31:58I don't want to touch him.
00:32:00Toma, now you don't have to touch him.
00:32:02Let's go.
00:32:09Jesus, Galia, could you cut the crap?
00:32:11I don't want to be stuck here until tomorrow.
00:32:15Fine.
00:32:19You take the head, I'll take this.
00:32:21You think his head is more disgusting than his ass?
00:32:24Oh, you have not seen it.
00:32:25Well, at least there's no blood on it.
00:32:28Okay, ready?
00:32:29On three.
00:32:30One.
00:32:31Two.
00:32:32Three.
00:32:36What the hell are you doing?
00:32:38I'm sorry, I couldn't hold him.
00:32:41Listen, Barbies, can we get a move on here?
00:32:43At this rate, we're going to be too old to lift him by the time we get to the door.
00:32:48Okay, I'm all right.
00:32:50One.
00:32:51Two.
00:32:52Three.
00:33:01Oh, I think I threw my back out.
00:33:05Look, we're all here because of you, so could you please stop whining?
00:33:08I'm not whining, I'm just saying.
00:33:11I felt a crack.
00:33:12Hey, let's roll him.
00:33:18Wait, wait, wait.
00:33:20Shouldn't we roll him the other way?
00:33:21No, you can't roll a carpet inside out.
00:33:24It will look weird.
00:33:24I know, but he'll put blood on it.
00:33:26Do you intend to take it home?
00:33:28No.
00:33:28Then who cares?
00:33:31Seriously, guys, sometimes I worry about you.
00:33:47Cabron, I didn't know you were so heavy.
00:33:50I know, he's so skinny.
00:33:52Yeah, and they say you lose weight when you die.
00:33:57It's true.
00:33:58I saw it in a movie.
00:34:00Oh, well, then it must be true.
00:34:02Why are you so pissy today?
00:34:05Um, I don't know.
00:34:07Maybe because you're making me carry a dead body?
00:34:09No one is making you do anything.
00:34:12Oh, yeah?
00:34:13Then I'll just go and leave you to it.
00:34:15You're not going anywhere.
00:34:16You shut up.
00:34:17Okay, we're going to carry this body down to the car.
00:34:20And if you drop it,
00:34:21I'm going to kill them slowly and painful.
00:34:24When did she say?
00:34:25I don't know, but it sounded scary.
00:34:28Thanks, Soti.
00:34:29What kind of name is Soti?
00:34:31What kind of name is Omarosa?
00:34:33Cardamosa.
00:34:35Soti is short for soteria.
00:34:37It means salvation in Greek.
00:34:39You're Greek.
00:34:40My parents are.
00:34:41What does Cardamosa mean?
00:34:44Spicy.
00:34:46What fits?
00:34:47I know.
00:34:59Okay.
00:35:00First, we take the carpet down to the car.
00:35:03One of you stays by the car,
00:35:04and the other one comes back up here with me to get the bags, yeah?
00:35:06Why can't we all come back?
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:09No.
00:35:09Around here, they're going to take the carpet right out of the trunk.
00:35:12There's a lot of stairs.
00:35:13We'll stop at each...
00:35:15...piso.
00:35:16And no dropping him.
00:35:21I almost forgot the snow.
00:35:23Oh.
00:35:25We're not taking that.
00:35:28Do you know how much that's worth?
00:35:30I don't care.
00:35:30My car's a drug-free car.
00:35:32If you want to use it, the blow stays here.
00:35:33No, that's throwing money away.
00:35:38Fine.
00:35:39Let's go.
00:35:41How about we just do one last line?
00:35:43Galia?
00:35:44You want me to help you with this?
00:35:45You don't ever do coke again.
00:35:48Never?
00:35:49But I just...
00:35:50Swear it, or I'm out of here.
00:35:54Fine, I swear.
00:35:56You can't trust a junkie.
00:35:58I'm not a junkie.
00:36:00I trust Galia.
00:36:20One, two, three.
00:36:22You need a hand?
00:36:25No thank you, we're okay.
00:36:26We could use some strong men over here.
00:36:30what are you doing no problem oh we never make it on our own
00:36:41oh that's some carpet oh it's very old sorry the weight of all that dust
00:36:48so you what you going for oh just to the car which is about two blocks away
00:36:55but I can bring it to the door you do that I'll go get the bags and I have to
00:37:01use the bathroom I think I think one of us should probably get down there to
00:37:06receive it okay okay why don't you guys maybe
00:37:11down and I'll feed it to you lift it over the railing yeah I won't bend
00:37:16all right you ready yep yeah one two three yeah no I'm losing it
00:37:27yeah oh fuck no hey you dudes okay yeah
00:37:34probably just weighs three hundred pounds
00:37:39whose shoe is this yes it's not mine
00:37:44it's not mine either where the hell did it come from
00:37:51it's mine
00:37:57I took Lila's shoe by mistake
00:38:02no wonder it fell off
00:38:03let me help
00:38:04no it's not heavy
00:38:10shall we
00:38:17got it thanks
00:38:40well that's what I have I got it at a police auction so blame the previous
00:38:44owner um hmm yeah it's never going to fit in that trunk it won't even fit in the
00:38:50car
00:38:52you still have the stuff from Sven's Christmas party in your trunk
00:38:57good
00:39:22hey
00:39:24hey
00:39:28I don't know.
00:40:03I don't know.
00:40:04Quick thinking.
00:40:06What?
00:40:07The thing with your shoe?
00:40:09Easy.
00:40:13Whose shoe is this?
00:40:14It's not mine, dude.
00:40:17It's mine!
00:40:20So where is your bloody day cargo?
00:40:22Uh, next left.
00:40:24No, let's go pick up Frank first.
00:40:27Not now, Gallia. First we must get rid of him.
00:40:30Soti, you know how he gets. I have to get him out of there.
00:40:33We'll get Frank out just after we've dumped Lyle.
00:40:38We can only bail them out until 3 and then it'll be too late and he'll have to stay the
00:40:42whole weekend.
00:40:44Gallia!
00:40:44Soti!
00:40:47Okay, fine.
00:40:50What are you doing?
00:40:53We just need to pick up her brother first.
00:41:12I thought you girls get off on this.
00:41:15I'll be right back.
00:41:33She just needs to get her brother out then we'll go. It'll be fine.
00:41:39You're both locas. Or you have a death wish.
00:41:47I'm warning you if he finds Lyle, you're on your own.
00:41:51He's not gonna find Lyle.
00:41:52It's not a death wish, you're just delusional.
00:41:55Why is he coming this way then?
00:41:57Maybe he just thinks you're hot.
00:42:00Oh, I knew it. You play for the other team.
00:42:04What?
00:42:05You like your friend, don't you?
00:42:07Oh, golly. Of course I like her. She's my friend.
00:42:09No, I mean you like her like her.
00:42:13Good afternoon, ma'am.
00:42:15Hello, officer.
00:42:16Do you know why I'm here?
00:42:19Not really.
00:42:20First of all, you cannot park here.
00:42:23Oh, I'm sorry, we're just...
00:42:25Sorry?
00:42:27Second, that carpet's a hazard tied like that.
00:42:30It's just for a couple hundred yards. I'm having it cleaned for my aunt.
00:42:33That may be, ma'am, but it's still illegal.
00:42:35No kidding.
00:42:39I told her so.
00:42:43I have a green card.
00:42:45I'm very sorry, officer. I promise I'll be very careful.
00:42:48Luckily for you, I have some extra road. Stay here.
00:42:54Okay, we're leaving now, before he comes back.
00:42:57I'm not leaving Galia here.
00:42:59Oh, so you can share the same cell as her?
00:43:02He's gonna be extra suspicious if we just vanish.
00:43:04Okay, you don't think he's gonna be suspicious when he grabs my foot?
00:43:08Too late, anyway.
00:43:10Ay, Santa Muerte. Por favor, protege a tu hija.
00:43:13Toma esta tonta, a mi no me importa, pero te suplico.
00:43:15Recuerda que nunca te olvidado ninguno de tu dias.
00:43:18Can you stop muttering? It's very unnerving.
00:43:20Ay, Santa Muerte.
00:43:21Por favor, por favor, te suplico.
00:43:22Si me oyes en este momento, si me puedes ayudar.
00:43:25Te lo juro que hago lo que sea.
00:43:27Virgen Negra, poderosa, bonita, preciosa.
00:43:31Oh, I know it.
00:43:32Shut up.
00:43:34Could you step out of the vehicle, ma'am?
00:43:39Sure.
00:43:41You too, ma'am.
00:43:53Step aside, ma'am?
00:43:57Ma'am?
00:43:58Sote.
00:44:01Toss the rope back under, Jimmy.
00:44:07Good.
00:44:08Once more.
00:44:10There you go.
00:44:11Good.
00:44:12Good.
00:44:12I got it.
00:44:14Let me go ahead and tie it now.
00:44:21There. That should hold, but only for a short distance.
00:44:25Oh, yes, officer. Thank you very much.
00:44:27Are you retarded? Seriously, are you retarded?
00:44:30Hey, do I look retarded?
00:44:31Yeah, you kind of do what it looks like.
00:44:33You still need to move your car, though.
00:44:35Of course. We're waiting for a friend to pick up her brother.
00:44:38Is he an officer?
00:44:41No. Actually, he's...
00:44:46Howdy, Frankie.
00:44:47He knows you.
00:44:48It's the jerk who arrested me.
00:44:57Careful, Frankie. I could always book you for contempt.
00:45:00No, sir, he didn't mean it.
00:45:01Yes, I did.
00:45:02Get in the car, Frankie.
00:45:03Next time you feel like taking a nap, Frankie, do it in your own house.
00:45:07The name is Frank.
00:45:09You stop getting into other people's homes. I'll call you whatever you like, Frankie.
00:45:13Yeah, I'd like to see you.
00:45:17I'll be watching you. Remember that sleeping beauty.
00:45:22Remember this, you asshole.
00:45:24Shut up, Frank.
00:45:28Now quiet until we're far from here.
00:45:42So, T, we have to get home now.
00:45:45Jesus, Galia.
00:45:47That cup actually padded Lyle's carpet.
00:45:52That's a cool carpet.
00:45:54Is it worth anything?
00:45:56No!
00:45:57Igual's dress starts in 30 minutes. We have to get home now.
00:46:00Listen, Chica, you can go home and we're done.
00:46:02Can you cut the puta chica thing?
00:46:05Attending a dress isn't exactly optional in my family.
00:46:08Galia, we gotta get rid of...
00:46:10We gotta do this drop. It cannot wait.
00:46:14Yes, it can.
00:46:16He's gone, but my mom isn't and she's gonna kill us if we're not back in time.
00:46:21Who's gone?
00:46:23No one, Frank.
00:46:24So, T, you know how my mom gets.
00:46:27Listen, what's your name?
00:46:28Galia.
00:46:29Galia.
00:46:29I know your nice little life hasn't prepared you for something like this.
00:46:32Hey, hey, hey.
00:46:33There is nothing nice about my life.
00:46:36Does this look like a nice life to you?
00:46:39The only thing nice about it is my mom.
00:46:43So, we are going to the press.
00:46:47Hola.
00:46:48I'm nice.
00:46:50What's your name?
00:46:51Keep him away from me.
00:46:54Listen.
00:46:55You can drop us off and then go take care of the problem.
00:47:00You don't need me.
00:47:01Listen, you are not getting off that easily.
00:47:04Especially since it's mostly your problem.
00:47:07Fine.
00:47:07I'll be more than happy to help just afterwards.
00:47:10If you don't get me home by 4, I'm not doing anything about it.
00:47:14Okay, fine.
00:47:16Stop the car.
00:47:17What?
00:47:18What?
00:47:19Just stop the puta madre car.
00:47:37Okay, drive.
00:47:41What?
00:47:42I was tired of wearing his thinking shoe, okay?
00:47:45It's probably best to do it at night anyway.
00:47:48You know what we could, uh, do her right now?
00:47:52What did I say?
00:47:53Cut it out, Frank.
00:47:55She's not interested.
00:47:56Thank God.
00:47:59What?
00:48:00You're married already.
00:48:01You changed that, remember?
00:48:03Did you sleep with her husband or something?
00:48:06Something.
00:48:18Well, this looks like a nice life.
00:48:21You sure this isn't worth anything?
00:48:23Don't touch it, Frank.
00:48:24Let's go.
00:48:24Hey.
00:48:25We can't just leave the carpet here.
00:48:27I'm not bringing that to you Valspress.
00:48:30This doesn't look like a neighborhood where they steal much.
00:48:33So it is worth something.
00:48:34Frank, it's Lyle, so stay away from it.
00:48:38You mean it's Lyle's.
00:48:41Right.
00:48:42Whatever.
00:48:43So don't even think about it.
00:48:45I wasn't thinking anything.
00:48:47I was just saying.
00:48:50What if a cop starts, you know, checking up on it?
00:48:53What for?
00:48:55Illegal carpeting?
00:48:58No.
00:48:59More like hazardous material.
00:49:03You want to walk around with it some more?
00:49:04It took us three guys to get it to the car.
00:49:07Frank could help.
00:49:08Oh, so now you want me to touch the carpet?
00:49:10No, Frank, we don't.
00:49:11So T, my mother loves carpets.
00:49:14Oh, right.
00:49:15I guess it's safer to leave it here then.
00:49:17Good.
00:49:18Let's go.
00:49:19Oh, bags!
00:49:20Bags!
00:49:21Right.
00:49:40What happened to your neck?
00:49:42Nothing.
00:49:43Mom, my scarf just caught on something.
00:49:45Something with two hands?
00:49:49Why do you look like you slept in your clothes?
00:49:51Mom, she's good.
00:49:53Who's your friend, Sotoria?
00:49:54Oh, hi, Mom.
00:49:55I'm Cardo Mosa.
00:49:56It's very nice to meet you.
00:49:57You have a lovely home.
00:49:59You haven't seen it yet.
00:50:01We'll talk about this afterwards, okay?
00:50:02You're late.
00:50:03No, we're not.
00:50:04If you're not early, you're late.
00:50:07Put up a little bit...
00:50:22What?
00:50:25Oh, I'm late for it.
00:50:36I don't know, you know what to do?
00:50:36Why do you do such barbaric things?
00:50:39It's not barbaric, it's tradition.
00:50:41Anyway, it's clean.
00:50:43Oh, then I prefer my men dirty.
00:50:45Nobody asked you.
00:50:58Why is he so much younger than you?
00:51:00This was my mom's second marriage.
00:51:02My dad bailed when Frank was two.
00:51:05But you have a great mom.
00:51:06Yeah, well, I think it's still screwed us up anyway.
00:51:09Whatever you say, chica, you're pretty wack, so you're probably right.
00:51:21Oh, I'm gonna wait outside.
00:51:56So you're gonna tell her?
00:51:59Tell what to whom?
00:52:00The annoying chick that you like or like.
00:52:03I don't like.
00:52:06Doesn't care anyway.
00:52:07I don't.
00:52:08I just think you should tell her.
00:52:11Why?
00:52:13She's like 99% straight.
00:52:16And the 1%?
00:52:19She's just not interested, okay?
00:52:20Oh, and how do you know if you haven't asked?
00:52:23We're friends.
00:52:24It would be weird.
00:52:26What if she completely freaks out?
00:52:28What if she doesn't?
00:52:30Look, this is none of your business.
00:52:32If it was me, I wanna know.
00:52:36If you were me or Galia.
00:52:38Both.
00:52:39Where's the bathroom?
00:52:40Right there on the left.
00:52:57Galia, can we talk?
00:52:59Sure.
00:53:00Not here.
00:53:22Galia, I know this is gonna sound completely crazy,
00:53:25but I've been...
00:53:29for quite a while now,
00:53:31I've had this feeling,
00:53:32and I thought, you know,
00:53:35what's the point?
00:53:37But then I thought, but what if?
00:53:40And I think Cardamosa's right.
00:53:43I wanna know, even if it's no.
00:53:47What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:49And please don't tell me
00:53:51that you've been taking advice from Samosa of all people.
00:53:55Galia, what I'm trying to...
00:53:57Wait.
00:54:00It's from Eric.
00:54:03I knew he was having second thoughts.
00:54:06He read that in a text?
00:54:08Well, not word for word,
00:54:10but he has to buy it his Laker's cap.
00:54:14Oh, come on.
00:54:15It's like the lamest excuse in the book.
00:54:28Sorry, I didn't...
00:54:31Is that Coke?
00:54:32Yes.
00:54:33Now get out.
00:54:34Can I have some?
00:54:35No!
00:54:36Get out!
00:54:37Come on!
00:54:37She's so little!
00:54:50With three girls at the same time.
00:54:52He didn't care.
00:54:54Eric did care about me.
00:54:56For what? A week?
00:54:57He treated you like shit!
00:55:03Hey, your hot friend's doing blow in the bathroom.
00:55:06She's not that hot!
00:55:08God damn it!
00:55:14Okay, why are there no locks on the doors?
00:55:17And doesn't anyone ever knock in this house?
00:55:19Mom likes doors to remain open and no.
00:55:22So you're doing blow?
00:55:24Yes.
00:55:25You want some?
00:55:26I told you not to take it.
00:55:28I know, I took it anyway.
00:55:30You had it all along?
00:55:31Even while that cop was fixing the carpet?
00:55:37Yes.
00:55:38Jesus, are you insane?
00:55:40How was I supposed to know you were going to drive us directly to a police station?
00:55:44The point is, you were totally dishonest with me.
00:55:47Okay, nothing personal, but it's not like we're friends here or anything.
00:55:50Soti, what did you expect?
00:55:53And there's no use getting all worked up about it.
00:55:56It's over.
00:55:57Nothing happened.
00:55:59Do you know what'll happen if my mother finds out?
00:56:01She'll take all three of us to jail herself.
00:56:03Okay, fine.
00:56:04Let's drop off Lyle.
00:56:06You take me to the station, and you don't see me or the drugs ever again.
00:56:10Problem solved.
00:56:16Right, that's it.
00:56:18Hey!
00:56:20No, that belonged to me!
00:56:22Well, now it belongs to the city of L.A. sewers, right where it should.
00:56:26Hey, guys.
00:56:27Not now, Frank!
00:56:29Okay, just thought you might want to know Mom borrowed Soti's car.
00:56:33Fine.
00:56:33Wait, what?
00:56:34Come back here!
00:56:37I thought you didn't want to hear it.
00:56:39What did you say about Mom?
00:56:42She borrowed Soti's car!
00:56:47Don't worry, she'll bring it right back.
00:56:48Frank, where is she taking it?
00:56:50She just needed some groceries.
00:56:51She went down to the market.
00:56:53What's wrong with her car?
00:56:54Uh, Soti's car was blocking it.
00:57:00This is a nightmare.
00:57:22Maybe we should just walk over there.
00:57:24She's hardly gonna unroll the carpet at the supermarket.
00:57:27She'll be fine.
00:57:35Soti, if I go to jail, will you come visit me?
00:57:38You're not going to jail.
00:57:39But what if I do, will you come visit me?
00:57:42Don't worry, chica.
00:57:43We'll all be in the same cell.
00:57:46I'm not going to let anything happen to you, okay?
00:57:53Ah, here she comes.
00:58:05What?
00:58:12What's everyone doing in the street?
00:58:14Uh, we need to take Cardamosa to the station.
00:58:17Oh, where are you off to?
00:58:19Ah, to see my family.
00:58:23In...
00:58:23Connecticut.
00:58:27This is a beautiful carpets lottery.
00:58:29Are you trying to sell it?
00:58:30Oh, no, Mrs. Zaytuni.
00:58:32It belongs to my aunt.
00:58:33Oh.
00:58:34What a shame.
00:58:36Well, you tell her if she ever wants to sell it.
00:58:37I'll take it.
00:58:38Sure, Mrs. Zaytuni.
00:58:44Goodbye, girl.
00:58:45I didn't get your name.
00:58:46Cardamosa.
00:58:47It's nice to meet you.
00:58:48At least you didn't throw up on my bathroom like some other of Galia's friends.
00:58:54Was that Eric?
00:58:56He likes to drink a little bit.
00:59:02That guy got now!
00:59:41Maybe we should take the Christmas lights.
00:59:44You want to decorate a Christmas tree in August?
00:59:48What if they can be traced back to you?
00:59:52I'll leave them in the car and declare it stolen.
00:59:56Then you won't have a car.
00:59:59It doesn't matter.
01:00:02Soti, I am so sorry.
01:00:05Don't worry about it.
01:00:06No, I didn't think before dragging you into this I'm never going to be able to repay you.
01:00:12Galia, you don't owe me anything.
01:00:14Just don't kill anyone else, okay?
01:00:17I don't think I can do this twice, even for you.
01:00:20You're so good.
01:00:24Okay, can we continue this mating ritual once you've dropped me off?
01:00:29What mating ritual?
01:00:31Just ignore her.
01:00:33What mating ritual?
01:00:34Give me patience.
01:00:36White chick.
01:00:37In love with another white chick.
01:00:39Can we go now?
01:00:41What?
01:00:44It's just...
01:00:45I'm not...
01:00:47We're friends.
01:00:48I know it.
01:00:49I get it.
01:00:50No problem.
01:00:53I thought I wasn't your type.
01:00:56I just said that so you wouldn't be uncomfortable around me.
01:01:02Let's go.
01:01:19Hello? I said later.
01:01:21Hey.
01:01:22Hello.
01:01:48Okay, leave the car there, and it'll be gone by tomorrow.
01:01:53Well, have a good trip.
01:01:55We don't have to do that.
01:01:56It's not like we're friends or anything, yeah?
01:01:58Right.
01:01:59Come on, Soti, bye, Samosa.
01:02:01Bye, Katia.
01:02:02Galia.
01:02:05Be careful, okay?
01:02:07Mira, fine, come here.
01:02:13Okay, okay, okay, bye now.
01:02:21Yeah, you're the most annoying green guy I've ever met.
01:02:23You know, that's just low.
01:02:25If I say anything about Latinas, I'm the racist.
01:02:29Well, hey, I'm a minority.
01:02:31I might as well get something out of it.
01:03:48Hello?
01:03:50Eric, hi.
01:03:53I'm great.
01:03:54How are you?
01:03:56Really?
01:03:58That's great.
01:04:00Good for you.
01:04:01Hello.
01:04:04That's sweet.
01:04:05But actually, I'm seeing someone.
01:04:11You do actually.
01:04:13It's Soti.
01:04:15No, not my friend Soti.
01:04:18My girlfriend Soti.
01:04:24Bye, Eric.
01:04:35What did you do with the money?
01:04:36What?
01:04:54What?
01:04:55That bitch!
01:04:56What?
01:04:57This just about pays for the drugs that went down the toilet.
01:05:04You think this is funny?
01:05:07This isn't funny!
01:05:09You didn't seriously intend to keep that money.
01:05:12Yes, I did!
01:05:14What about Frank's lawyer?
01:05:16How about you let Frank figure it out for once?
01:05:19He's 19.
01:05:20He's not your responsibility.
01:05:25Hey, come here.
01:05:26It'll be fine.
01:05:29Can't promise that.
01:05:31No.
01:05:32But we can work on it.
01:05:38Thanks.
01:06:17I found something, Bella.
01:06:23Good girl.
01:06:25Looks like it could be worth something.
01:06:32What the?
01:06:49Jesus, son, I thought you were dead.
01:06:55Where the fuck are we?
01:06:59East L'Ado.
01:07:00How the fuck did I get here?
01:07:02Don't ask me.
01:07:06Where the fuck's my other shoe?
01:07:08Don't know.
01:07:09Don't care.
01:07:11Could you get off my carpet now?
01:07:14That's my fucking carpet.
01:07:15Oh, no, it ain't.
01:07:16I found it fair and square.
01:07:18Listen, you stupid ass.
01:07:20Don't yell.
01:07:21Bella here don't like it.
01:07:23This carpet cost me $3,000.
01:07:28Good.
01:07:29Good.
01:07:30I can probably get a couple hundred for it easy then, huh?
01:07:35Sir, fine.
01:07:36Fine, you keep it.
01:07:38Very kind of you, sir.
01:07:46How the fuck do I get home?
01:07:52Downtown's that way.
01:07:53You can be there in three hours if you walk fast.
01:08:02Beh-beh-beh-beh-beh-beh.
01:08:14Dwarf.
01:08:14Fwoar.
01:08:19G-g-g-g-g-g.
01:08:22G-g-g-g-g-g.
01:09:12Hey!
01:09:18Not so, so, what the fuck's my line, sorry.
01:09:26Who are you?
01:09:28Where is life?
01:09:29Sorry!
01:09:33Of course you like more.
01:09:39What the fuck, man?
01:09:50Hello, pot and cattle anyone?
01:09:55I can't do it!
01:09:59I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it.
01:10:38Didn't you get a green card out of it?
01:10:40I didn't need him, he said to immigration he was going to...
01:10:44I can't do it, I can't do it.
01:11:11We can pay later.
01:11:14No, you pay now.
01:11:17Sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:11:25I can't do it.
01:11:27I can't do it.
01:11:28I can't do it.
01:11:30It's done!
01:11:46It's done!
01:11:47I can't do it, I can't do it.
01:11:53And how many of the specialists do you know?
01:11:55because I don't think they'll be in the cli...
01:11:58cleaning lady.
01:12:00Any requests?
01:12:02Yeah, I'd like to clip.
01:12:04Oh, okay.
01:12:08Ta-da!
01:12:11Oh, you think his head is more disgusting than his ass?
01:12:14You clearly have not seen it.
01:12:16At least there's no...
01:12:19Stop it!
01:12:20Ow! I'm sorry.
01:12:21In my boob! Good!
01:12:28No!
01:12:42Santa Muerte!
01:12:43Give me patience!
01:12:45Fuck!
01:12:51Where the fuck am I?
01:12:55Where the fuck is my suit?
01:12:59Who the fuck are you?
01:13:01I'm your worst nightmare.
01:13:02I'm your worst nightmare.
01:13:12Jesus, you stupid bitch!
01:13:16Yeah!
01:13:20Yeah!
01:13:21I did!
01:13:22You stupid Hitler impersonator!
01:13:26You stupid Hitler impersonator!
01:13:26You stupid Hitler impersonator!
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