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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy FullMovie
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring.
00:00:22You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am.
00:00:36I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:13I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:22This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:33At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway, and every rumor in this school
00:03:48you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:10Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Get it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59No.
00:05:59No way.
00:06:00Now the queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Haley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Haley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Out!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:47All right.
00:09:48Go.
00:09:52Go.
00:09:58Go.
00:10:02Who?
00:10:11This was amazing.
00:10:12I was like a kid.
00:10:12What a kid.
00:10:12What a kid.
00:10:12You do?
00:10:14I was like a kid.
00:10:15I was like this kid.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19I won't. I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I love a boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting? Yeah, don't lie to yourself. I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, I know.
00:10:54A lot of the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, not even my type, but, you know, it's Arthur.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:33What's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:57Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop.
00:13:34Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben!
00:13:36Ben, Ben, Ben!
00:13:39Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben!
00:13:49Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben!
00:13:50My school enemy is my ally and girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it!
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Hey, where are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time, he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:44After school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:57I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Hayley girl.
00:17:25He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:15Hi, I'm Hayley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God, I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Fail.
00:18:44You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bed it.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:25You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Pick it up, you're gonna record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:23You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happen to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34I'm not that annoying.
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:38Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05I don't understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12I don't see...
00:22:14... how you touch him like this.
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:10I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:29No, no, you can't.
00:24:30I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh, you.
00:25:06Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27What would you know each other more?
00:25:29I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:33Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:46Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:57So, are you going to prom?
00:25:59Eh, I did well.
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date?
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24Ms. Corbin's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:35Maybe trust me too.
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12One day I want you to regret it.
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:32And I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:27:53Oh, shit.
00:27:56I am so fed up with this.
00:28:10Oops.
00:28:17Sorry.
00:28:18I tripped.
00:28:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:21Jack.
00:28:21What?
00:28:22It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:28:27They're dead.
00:28:29They're both dead.
00:28:32How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:28:36Oh.
00:28:38What are you?
00:28:39Are you almost crying?
00:28:41It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:28:45Jen, what's going on over there?
00:28:57What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:29:00Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:29:02Mr. Edmonds.
00:29:03Oh, please.
00:29:04It's baking soda and water.
00:29:05You're fine.
00:29:06Detention.
00:29:06Today, after school.
00:29:09Shit.
00:29:21Jake, hey.
00:29:22Oh, uh, sorry.
00:29:24Got to get to student council.
00:29:28Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:29:31The rice trick?
00:29:34Yeah.
00:29:36You don't know about the...
00:29:38Come on.
00:29:51Hey, I'm Ella.
00:29:55It's Emma.
00:29:56Yeah, that's what I said.
00:29:58Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:30:08Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:30:10We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:30:14No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:30:17It means...
00:30:17It means I can't...
00:30:20Can't what?
00:30:23I talked to a friend online.
00:30:26He's really important to me.
00:30:31And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:30:43You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:30:51Okay, okay, I get it.
00:30:56You're kind of sweet.
00:31:01Hey, look at that.
00:31:04Oh my God, thank you!
00:31:07Oh my God, you're a miracle worker.
00:31:16Oh, what is taking so long?
00:31:18You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:31:20Shut up, Ella.
00:31:21It's Emma.
00:31:22Whatever.
00:31:29Oh my God.
00:31:37Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:31:40How are things in the castle?
00:31:43How are things in the castle?
00:31:46Valley whore?
00:31:48What are they talking about?
00:32:04Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:32:08Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:32:11Oh my God, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:32:15Touch me, Guacamole wizard.
00:32:18Yeah, hey valley whore, show them what you really like.
00:32:43Yeah, hey valley whore.
00:32:46Show them what you really like.
00:32:46Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:32:48You hacked my laptop?
00:32:51Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:32:52It was that kid, Ella.
00:32:54But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:32:56What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:32:59What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:33:01No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:33:03Hey everyone, I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:33:07Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:33:23Stop it, stop, stop!
00:33:23Stop it, stop!
00:33:40I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:33:45Jake!
00:33:46Hey!
00:33:48Now is the time.
00:33:50Tell them.
00:33:51Tell them what?
00:33:52That you're Guacamole wizard.
00:33:55Who's Guacamole wizard?
00:33:58Here you go.
00:34:01Oh my God.
00:34:03Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:34:05Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:34:10What?
00:34:11Why would you do that?
00:34:12Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:34:13Why do you think I would do that?
00:34:16Jake, is this true?
00:34:18Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:34:22Sorry.
00:34:22It was nothing personal?
00:34:30Yeah, nothing personal.
00:34:32Oh!
00:34:34Oh!
00:34:36Oh!
00:34:37Oh!
00:34:38Oh!
00:34:38All right, all right, all right!
00:34:40Enough!
00:34:41What in the world is going on here?
00:34:43Is that a leaf blower?
00:34:45That's all him.
00:34:46Okay, well you both have detention, so...
00:34:53Let me get this straight.
00:34:54You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:34:58It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:35:00It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:35:02Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:35:05Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:35:08You think that's what it could be?
00:35:09Who cares?
00:35:10I care.
00:35:12And...
00:35:12I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:35:15So you're taking her to prom.
00:35:16What?
00:35:17Not over my dead body.
00:35:19Oh, because you like that Haley girl?
00:35:22I'm firing her mother right now.
00:35:23No, no, please don't.
00:35:25Please.
00:35:26Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:35:28Max's dad called.
00:35:29He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:35:31You're gonna go and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:35:34End of discussion.
00:35:41Come on, you big coward.
00:35:43Message him.
00:35:44Just do it, just do it.
00:35:48You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:35:57I could never think that.
00:36:04But I thought you were Jake.
00:36:05Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:36:07I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:36:14I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:36:16If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:36:29Okay.
00:36:31You got this Haley.
00:36:32Just take a deep breath.
00:36:34You got this.
00:36:35You got this.
00:36:39You look beautiful.
00:36:43Thank you, Mom.
00:37:02Hey, Haley.
00:37:04I'm glad you came.
00:37:05You look so pretty.
00:37:06Hi.
00:37:07Hey, Max.
00:37:08Your house is gorgeous.
00:37:10I mean...
00:37:10No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:37:12You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:37:14They don't care about shit.
00:37:15Get drunk, girl!
00:37:16Woo!
00:37:19Yeah.
00:37:30What are you doing here?
00:37:32Valley whore.
00:37:35Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:37:37Hey, everyone.
00:37:38Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:37:40Valley whore!
00:37:41Valley whore!
00:37:45Jen, why are you doing this?
00:37:46What have I even done to you?
00:37:47To me?
00:37:48Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:37:51Because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:37:55Actually, you're kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:37:58Did you know that, Haley?
00:38:00She's a little pervy princess.
00:38:02Pervy princess!
00:38:05Pervy princess!
00:38:06Pervy princess!
00:38:08Pervy princess!
00:38:10Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:38:13Leave me alone.
00:38:15Is there a fire?
00:38:17Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:38:31I wanted to show you a little off.
00:38:34I asked you about any of your problems.
00:38:36I asked you about how they did.
00:38:36Bye.
00:38:36Bye.
00:38:36Bye.
00:38:39Bye.
00:38:43Bye.
00:38:45Bye.
00:38:46Bye.
00:38:47Bye.
00:38:50Bye.
00:39:09are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend
00:39:15okay cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together
00:39:19no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be honest about your feelings
00:39:26so you too this whole time
00:39:31oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:39:40hey please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have
00:39:45to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then
00:39:49what were you trying to do i guess you obviously the wet clothes were just an added bonus
00:39:55i knew i shouldn't have trusted you
00:39:58what about guacamole was it what are you
00:40:09what is that just the devil get in the car
00:40:18i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and please
00:40:23introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was hi mr opens so you're the
00:40:31scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son is
00:40:39going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:40:46you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:40:53mother
00:40:54is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away come on you don't mean that
00:41:04i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:41:11you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:41:18any part
00:41:19of it so cole go with your dad hayley
00:41:32no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:41:38hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i
00:41:43would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:41:55hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped and
00:42:03ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:42:21one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not
00:42:30let's get these lovers together
00:42:36hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded oh he is
00:42:46but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole is
00:42:54grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee we're
00:43:01supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a
00:43:09day in his life well mr admitts today could be that day and we just have to give him back
00:43:13this school
00:43:13sanctioned laptop so he can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:43:27go away
00:43:32max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:43:38castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude
00:43:43it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this
00:43:49stupid game and tell the girl who you love you really are no i'll tell her myself stick me in
00:43:56your car
00:44:03welcome all the wizard
00:44:06mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:44:17open the door wait what he's here
00:44:30it's you
00:44:32it's you i should have given you this to you a long time
00:44:33ago
00:44:36hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:44:39my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:44:43to tell you who i was i got my inheritance
00:44:45and i could protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:45:00hey we have
00:45:02i understand that this changes things
00:45:05if you don't love me the way you you love guacamole wizard but but
00:45:11i need you to know i love you
00:45:25cool i love you
00:45:27you do
00:45:28yes you idiot i've loved you for months
00:45:32i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and
00:45:39but you're him
00:45:41you didn't expect her
00:45:42i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:45:48until you hoped
00:45:49yes i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:45:56that and you're really hot
00:46:03hey uh
00:46:05there are those things that's that we could do
00:46:08you never do
00:46:12take my clothes off
00:46:14yeah no don't worry
00:46:18i'm so beyond you
00:46:21just beyond me
00:46:24so beyond you
00:46:38okay so what do you think
00:46:4110 out of 10
00:46:42yeah one two again
00:46:45i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:46:47i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:46:50all right all right that's fair
00:46:52i'll uh
00:46:53i'll take that as a one
00:46:59what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:47:04oh god no i i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:47:09i'll just i'm just lost behind it
00:47:12there's always been lost behind it
00:47:14i'll take a minute
00:47:23i think you know if it's promenade
00:47:26i think you know if it's promenade
00:47:45you don't even have a dress
00:47:47later
00:47:51i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:47:55who would have guessed
00:48:00i thought only the best for my princess
00:48:04where did you get that
00:48:06uh i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:48:11might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:48:17of course i'll go to prom with you
00:48:23mr edmunds i didn't expect you to be here
00:48:26cole are you here
00:48:29cole are you here
00:48:32mr edmunds you can't just barge into my house like this
00:48:35i see you cole you are a big pro
00:48:54hey uh you almost done in there
00:48:57you try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
00:49:02okay i'm ready
00:49:14what do you think
00:49:19my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
00:49:26i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
00:49:29you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
00:49:31for at least 20 minutes
00:49:3220 more minutes
00:49:33we're in
00:49:34deal
00:49:38thank you all for using the prom voting site to catch your votes i hear we have a winner
00:49:46and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
00:49:53thank you oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me i mean like
00:50:02who else would win right
00:50:03oh this is just the perfect moment
00:50:09oh my god that's haley and cole
00:50:34i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
00:50:39come on everyone say it with me pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
00:50:50wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
00:50:55make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
00:51:01don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
00:51:07i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life is this real
00:51:11jen's crazy
00:51:13who did this who did this
00:51:18what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone you little
00:51:23you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
00:51:34but quite frankly you are the worst
00:51:38and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
00:51:42you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
00:51:55there was no winter chick you lied to me
00:52:11oh my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do
00:52:20all i have to offer is a bowie night with a chip on his shoulder
00:52:24and a awesome sense of humor oh how can i refuse
00:52:34oh no that's my dad
00:52:38we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
00:52:45you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
00:52:50yet you can't see i've already become that man and it's because of hayley
00:52:55and you can accept that i'll make my own path and best believe me i can
00:53:01i'll say this that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
00:53:08joy prime
00:53:16i am so proud of you
00:53:19i kind of done with all you being by my side
00:53:22that was terrifying
00:53:24it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before well so
00:53:28i love you without a coin
00:53:30i love you guacamole wizard
00:53:32oh my god i gotta change that username
00:53:34yeah you do
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