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Boss, Your Ex-Con Bride Is Back Hot Drama
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00:00:03New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:51Maybe someday.
00:00:56Probably.
00:00:58Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it.
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:41Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50Ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot!
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:23Why?
00:02:25I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:27No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of arms by a cop.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:16I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:43every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor
00:03:45in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:49I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:52What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now, Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:02Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:08Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:22But he's not your Cole.
00:04:23Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:25He's not yet.
00:04:26Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Good.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:27I'm getting back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmonds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:37Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.
00:05:49Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56Hey.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:09Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmonds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:23You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26No.
00:06:27Stop recording me.
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:06:59She does look like you.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, Bart Cup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Wow. Hayley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:28You missed a spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence.
00:07:33So did you.
00:07:35Oh no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have felt an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:06I lost the game.
00:08:07I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:16I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20It's more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:35Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:54All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:03Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:05You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:15Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:29Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:34Get out.
00:09:35Now.
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:38Damn it!
00:09:41Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:17Yeah, well, I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29We got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:37Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:38I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:39My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, no.
00:10:50Um.
00:10:52Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:56I mean, I am my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:10Hopefully guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:15Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:23Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh my god.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:39Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:48You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:51Oh.
00:11:51This is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh my god.
00:12:14Oh my god.
00:12:16Oh my god.
00:12:17Oh my god.
00:12:19Oh my god.
00:12:21How are you?
00:12:27Oh shit.
00:12:29Oh.
00:12:31Yo, what's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:35Yeah.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:51Let's see if these boobs are photoshopped.
00:12:55Stop.
00:12:56Delete it, please.
00:12:56Delete it.
00:12:57Strip!
00:12:58Strip!
00:12:59Strip!
00:13:00Strip!
00:13:00Strip!
00:13:01Strip!
00:13:01Strip!
00:13:02Strip!
00:13:08Oh my brave knight.
00:13:10I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:17Oh my god.
00:13:18Oh cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kinda hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:49My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:51Crim
00:13:53Get off the air!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:58Oh my god
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me
00:14:19Now give the phone back, Jan
00:14:21What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:31Not good, huh?
00:14:32Now, if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:40She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Hey, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00All right.
00:15:01Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:18Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54What's up there, huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:01Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time, he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:19Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:25I like you.
00:16:26Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:35Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:39That sounds amazing.
00:16:41When?
00:16:41When?
00:16:42At the school.
00:16:43At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:16Call me father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:30What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:35I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:42Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:49What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:02You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:14I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:20I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:22But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:27Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:29You're so nice.
00:18:34Guacamole wizard.
00:18:36Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend.
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:59Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:01We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:03And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20I called me.
00:19:22Do you think you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Guacamole's not going to come save you.
00:19:36Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:51Guacamole, again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cool, we were kidding.
00:19:58It's ketchup.
00:19:59Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04I think I heard you're going to record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:18So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You want to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:26I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:39What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:57Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:03I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:07Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got into a nice thing.
00:21:23Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31I'm not that annoying.
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work.
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend use make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:54He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09I don't see how you touch him like this.
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:27No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:50He loves a lot in the game, too.
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:59Yeah.
00:23:05I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:09And you will never understand that.
00:23:11He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:14He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:23I don't know.
00:23:31Wait.
00:23:31It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:45What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:04He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:17Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:21He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:25I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't.
00:24:27I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:42Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:05Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:10People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:25We didn't know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:29Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So, are you going to prom?
00:25:56Uh, I don't know.
00:25:57Well, I don't know.
00:25:59So you have a date.
00:26:01Or shall I say a victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:05Me?
00:26:06Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21This woman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26No.
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Don't worry.
00:26:32Maybe trust me, dude.
00:26:33Mm-mm.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:47That was my first kiss.
00:26:51My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why did I want you to regret it?
00:27:12You know, we can do more if we want.
00:27:29Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you, Zach.
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know much I want you.
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:55Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:03Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:06Yeah, we're good.
00:28:07We're okay.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:19Hey, wait.
00:28:20It's just hormones.
00:28:22Jake.
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:27Wait, car accident?
00:28:29Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:48Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:06And Corey knew someone's guacamole wizard.
00:29:08I can't take this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:25Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:41They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Could you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:18Jake, you know it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Could we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:31Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:37What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:48All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sitting there for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:07Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hallie, someone's here to see you.
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:58Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:03The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh, my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:58Colt, put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:00Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:31I might say yes.
00:33:34Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:38Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:51You're going to regret this, Colt Edmonds.
00:33:58If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:00I wonder if Jake's phone were dinged.
00:34:04What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List.
00:34:16I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:21He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Hayley?
00:34:36Jeez.
00:34:38God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I know.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:53I don't care.
00:34:54I do care.
00:34:57Here we are.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:23That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to college.
00:35:51move.
00:35:53Colt is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:01Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:04Uh, what do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Here, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:18All right, I promise.
00:36:19Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, how?
00:36:32Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey, I'm wrong.
00:36:48Oh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:01Oh, shit!
00:37:03Oh, shit!
00:37:15Oh, my God!
00:37:20Stop!
00:37:21Guys, stop it!
00:37:22Stop!
00:37:22Stop!
00:37:24What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:28Shit.
00:37:29It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:30I've got to save Cole.
00:37:31I mean, Jake.
00:37:32I've got to save Jake.
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:39Oh, my God!
00:37:40Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:43Hailey Rock.
00:37:44That's detention.
00:37:45After school.
00:37:47Don't be late.
00:38:03Oh, my God!
00:38:04What are you doing here?
00:38:06Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do if you saved my house today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:15Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:22No.
00:38:23He lied about that.
00:38:25I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:28Yep.
00:38:30Father, the asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:34Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:37I could kill him.
00:38:41Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine.
00:38:46I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone.
00:38:55Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh, my God.
00:39:06I am so fed up with this.
00:39:10Oh, my God.
00:39:26Sorry.
00:39:27Hey, Trips.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:30Jack.
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:47What are you?
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:50It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:54Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:04Crazy.
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09A squirm, it's burning.
00:40:11Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:12Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:14You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today, after school.
00:40:17Shh.
00:40:18I'm sorry.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, sorry.
00:40:33Got to get to student council.
00:40:34Russell.
00:40:37Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:45You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:04It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:07Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:17Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:26It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:35He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravara.
00:42:00Okay, okay.
00:42:01I get it.
00:42:05You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:13Oh, my God.
00:42:14I can't.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:18You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:29Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:41Oh.
00:42:46Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:49How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley Whore?
00:42:57What are they talking about?
00:43:13Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:21Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my Castle Clamers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:25Who are you telling me?
00:43:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:43:27Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, Valley Whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:43:34Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:48Here you go. Here, this is for you. Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:57You hacked my laptop? Oh no, it wasn't me. It was that kid, Ella. But I definitely
00:44:03gotta reap the benefits. What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley? What are you catfishing
00:44:09this guy? No, I'm not trying to catfish him. Hey everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:16Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it! Stop! Stop! I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:54Jake! Hey! Now's the time. Tell them. Tell them what? That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard? Here you go. Oh my god. Did you think that Jake was your secret
00:45:13little online boyfriend? Oh sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend like you.
00:45:19What? Why would you do that? Oh, I don't know, Cole. Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true? Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:32Sorry. It was nothing personal?
00:45:39Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:41Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:45:47Alright, alright, alright. Enough! What in the world is going on here? Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him!
00:45:54Okay, well you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight. You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:07It wasn't school property, Dad. It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets. Jesus Christ. How does she always get away with
00:46:13this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole? You think that's what it could be?
00:46:18Who cares?
00:46:19I care. And I hear she's got an eye for you. So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What? I don't overmind that body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl? I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't. Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom. Max's dad called. He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:40You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom. End of discussion.
00:46:50Come on, you big coward. Message him. Just do it, just do it.
00:46:57You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake. Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:16I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow. If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:38Okay. You got this, Haley. Just take a deep breath. You got this. You got this.
00:47:48You look beautiful.
00:47:52Thank you, Mom.
00:48:11Hey, Haley. I'm glad you came. You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi. Hey, Max. Your house is gorgeous. I mean...
00:48:19No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:23They don't care about shit. Get drunk, girl.
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:39What are you doing here? Valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:46Hey, everyone. Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this? What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me? Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv. Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess! Pervy princess! Pervy princess!
00:49:19Hey, let's get perfect tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23What? Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:40Paul?
00:49:50Uh.
00:49:54Oops.
00:49:59Ha.
00:50:01Known.
00:50:18Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:24Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:26Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:31It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:36This whole time.
00:50:40Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:43Haley, wait.
00:50:48Haley, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:51You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:50:53you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:55Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06And what about guacamole, was it?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:29Get in the car.
00:51:30Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:33Haley.
00:51:34I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36I'm Mr. Evans.
00:51:38So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:52You will be forgotten.
00:51:54You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:58Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:09Haley, come on.
00:52:10You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:16I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:22I hate everything about you.
00:52:24I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:28So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:32Haley.
00:52:36What is this?
00:52:38I miss this.
00:52:41No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:44Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:47Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:50I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:05I'm Emma.
00:53:06I know who you are.
00:53:07Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:24Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down.
00:53:30One down.
00:53:31One to go.
00:53:32You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:35Want to go to prom?
00:53:36Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:45Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:47Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:49Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:51Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:01Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:09We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:12Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:16He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:36Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:50What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:55You can be together.
00:54:56Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:01No.
00:55:02I'll tell her to myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11I'm a wizard.
00:55:15Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:22I'm fine.
00:55:26Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:38It's you.
00:55:40I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:44Haley, I've wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:47My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:52I got my inheritance.
00:55:54And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:08Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:33Nicole, I love you.
00:56:35You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:47But you're him.
00:56:49You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I, I mean, I, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:56What do you hope?
00:56:58Yes.
00:56:59I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04They're hot, no?
00:57:06They're really fucking hot.
00:57:12Hey, uh,
00:57:13one of those things I said we could do?
00:57:16You ever know?
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:24Mm-hmm.
00:57:26I'm so real, you.
00:57:29Just be on me.
00:57:32I'm so real, you.
00:57:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:57:41oh.
00:57:46Okay, so what do you think?
00:57:49Ten out of ten.
00:57:50Oh.
00:57:51Yeah.
00:57:51Would do again.
00:57:53Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:58All right, all right, all right, that's fair.
00:58:00I'll, uh, I'll take that as a one.
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:09Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:11Mm, no, God, no, I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:22I'll take a minute, Mom.
00:58:24Stop it.
00:58:27Um, thanks.
00:58:30Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:36But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:41Cole, are you asking me to promenade?
00:58:43Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to a joke.
00:58:47Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:48I don't want to hear it.
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:52But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:55Later.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:08I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:59:12Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:21with me,
00:59:21and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:25Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:35Cole, are you here?
00:59:37Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:43I see you, Cole.
00:59:44You are in big trouble.
01:00:02Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:05You would try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:33Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:34I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:37You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:41We're in.
01:00:42Deal.
01:00:46Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this means the world to me.
01:01:09I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12This is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh my God, that's Haley and Cole.
01:01:22It was fun.
01:01:24Since when did you get out of here?
01:01:28Hey, uh, most of the time that's up.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah.
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Hell yeah.
01:01:42Language.
01:01:43I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:47Come on, everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess.
01:01:53Woo!
01:01:57Wait.
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:06His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:09Don't worry, daddy.
01:02:11If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:17Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:23Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit!
01:02:33You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:41But, quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:50You can't do that!
01:02:51I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:00I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:02Yeah!
01:03:03I'm the principal, so, uh, I can.
01:03:04There was no winter chick!
01:03:05You lied to me!
01:03:07Oh, my God!
01:03:11Oh, my God!
01:03:13Oh, my God!
01:03:13Catch!
01:03:19My princess finally has a crown.
01:03:23Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:25Oh. Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:33humor.
01:03:34Oof. How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh no, that's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You've disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:51Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:53You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:03:58That you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Hailey.
01:04:03And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:06And best believe me, I can.
01:04:08I'll say this.
01:04:10That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:15Enjoy, Pearl.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:27I can't have done without you being by my son.
01:04:30That was terrifying.
01:04:32It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:36I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:38I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:40Oh my god, I gotta change that username.
01:04:42Yeah, you do.
01:04:43Well, I'll do the present in no matter what you're all going.
01:04:43I hope you do the new bad.
01:04:44I love you.
01:04:48You're really known as the Lord.
01:04:48I love you, I am the new.
01:04:48I'm the new man likekaenas.
01:04:49I love you, I am the new man.
01:04:49Thanks so much.
01:04:49I'm the new man like this.assie…
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