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New Hot🔥 She's Not Homeless She's Healer Godess
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00:00:02Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wronged.
00:01:49We're chewing.
00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money. Fame. Power.
00:02:40It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:15Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27Oh, no!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:46The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What?
00:03:53Jeez, this has given me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay.
00:04:03I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:25What?
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed!
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get her five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:39That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:01Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:09What happened?
00:10:19Oh, okay!
00:10:22What?
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:59Yeah, right!
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18What?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:48We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphine.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing if you can't
00:12:56wake him up.
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:07back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, you'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30Mm-hmm.
00:13:32Mm-hmm.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench.
00:14:49Don't listen to her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:20Yeah, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:35Why is she getting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:38I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:42Angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:45Malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on. You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right. But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:55All right.
00:17:58Hold on, hold on.
00:18:00I'm sorry, Mark.
00:18:04You know what I'm doing today?
00:18:07It's gone.
00:18:39You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:43Exactly!
00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:46She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this low light?
00:19:07Uh, on the streets?
00:19:11Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:14Are you nuts?
00:19:15You don't know her.
00:19:16You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:20That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now!
00:19:22You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:47We can't be interrupted.
00:19:48Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:54I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:10This is witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is!
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:23and then she eats them alive!
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I just want to...
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:18My son is trapped behind there
00:21:21with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can
00:21:25to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door
00:21:30and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37He writes the wrong.
00:21:42Human.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:47And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:54Saving me?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59Your fucking spy?
00:22:00Talk!
00:22:01I swear to God
00:22:02I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:07in your stipper.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:25Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is,
00:22:31all right,
00:22:31but it is a biological fact.
00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:37and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:41is physically...
00:22:45You're distracting me with your funny.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:52Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:00Aim!
00:23:02Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:25Those amicils.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course,
00:23:34your earthly bullets
00:23:35won't do a thing.
00:23:35No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie
00:23:37is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong,
00:23:42you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho
00:23:45doesn't even have the skills
00:23:47to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save
00:23:49someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I
00:23:52are already the top
00:23:53female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him,
00:23:57no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:59Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma
00:24:03for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have
00:24:04woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl
00:24:08is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl
00:24:14is really the goddess.
00:24:15No!
00:24:15No!
00:24:16Absolutely not.
00:24:17There is no way
00:24:19this hobo girl
00:24:19is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now,
00:24:23what we need to do
00:24:24is not interrupt
00:24:25Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir!
00:24:27This homeless snake
00:24:29is using the forbidden techniques
00:24:30on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain
00:24:36to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick
00:24:40to pull the wool
00:24:41over your eyes and ears.
00:24:43That means my son
00:24:45is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two
00:24:47to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler-rod-bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now
00:24:55naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like
00:24:59it's up to me.
00:25:00The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques
00:25:04to take her down.
00:25:06My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him,
00:25:10I will give you
00:25:10whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are,
00:25:15but there is no way
00:25:17I am letting you
00:25:17rip my golden bachelor
00:25:19away from me.
00:25:21This is it.
00:25:23The finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now give you
00:25:26the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:49The poison gas
00:25:51will smoke them out
00:25:52and end her torture
00:25:53over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:57You're jeopardizing
00:25:59his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her
00:26:02only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon,
00:26:05she'll come out
00:26:06crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse
00:26:08the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can marry
00:26:11one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop
00:26:14until they get
00:26:15both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you
00:26:19that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell
00:26:36are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over 10 minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think
00:26:41that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother
00:26:44and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers
00:26:46at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead,
00:26:48it's because of that
00:26:49homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah!
00:26:52She's the one
00:26:52who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean,
00:26:55she probably locked
00:26:56themselves in there
00:26:57on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't
00:26:58have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying
00:27:00to sabotage her
00:27:01from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking
00:27:03way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales,
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas
00:27:10can flatten
00:27:11even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able
00:27:14to hide even if
00:27:14she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, son.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim.
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining
00:27:28and stand down.
00:27:41The parasite's
00:27:43been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix
00:27:46your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite
00:27:53to the field of medicine.
00:27:55I just saved this man
00:27:56that otherwise
00:27:56would have died
00:27:57in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite,
00:27:59then you're worse
00:28:01than a disease
00:28:02spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying
00:28:05you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake
00:28:06in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see
00:28:08for yourself.
00:28:09Well, now you're
00:28:10just asking
00:28:11to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling,
00:28:14General.
00:28:15If you won't punish
00:28:16her,
00:28:16I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's a cure.
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact,
00:28:36it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign
00:28:41of illness,
00:28:42infection,
00:28:43or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie
00:28:52did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold
00:28:55and pale
00:28:55like before,
00:28:56and his heart
00:28:57is strong.
00:28:58Come,
00:28:59feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time,
00:29:04don't go seeking
00:29:05medical advice
00:29:06from those
00:29:06with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would
00:29:08have otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy
00:29:10and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned
00:29:12my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let
00:29:14these two nutjobs
00:29:15ever practice
00:29:16their voodoo
00:29:16voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait!
00:29:19No, no!
00:29:19There is only
00:29:20one person
00:29:21in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled
00:29:23in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen
00:29:25angel and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer!
00:29:33Could you really
00:29:34be the goddess
00:29:35of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it
00:29:37that the goddess
00:29:38of healing
00:29:38is well over
00:29:39100 years old
00:29:40and you don't look
00:29:42a day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter
00:29:44who I am.
00:29:45What matters
00:29:46is that the patient
00:29:47is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon,
00:29:49I've repaid your kindness
00:29:50by fulfilling your wish
00:29:50of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait!
00:29:54Miss Trixie,
00:29:55we still haven't fulfilled
00:29:56our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:58We are men of our words
00:30:00and as I promised you,
00:30:01my heir, Lysander,
00:30:02would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course,
00:30:07you're welcome
00:30:07to marry me instead.
00:30:08Oh, I really appreciate it
00:30:11but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I, I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently
00:30:22awaiting his return
00:30:23from deployment
00:30:23for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky
00:30:32with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me
00:30:34that spa water
00:30:35can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please,
00:30:39let me give you
00:30:40what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe
00:30:46in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:53He's back
00:30:54and he says
00:30:55he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:05Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer
00:31:10is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber
00:31:15for not accepting
00:31:15his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been
00:31:17the richest woman in the world.
00:31:19Marrying the hottest,
00:31:20most powerful bachelor
00:31:22around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry
00:31:26that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh my God.
00:31:33I mean,
00:31:34I don't know about
00:31:34that homeless bimbo,
00:31:36but this is godly.
00:31:38No, no, no!
00:31:40No, Lysandre!
00:31:41My third dollar shop
00:31:43was supposed to be mine!
00:31:45I'd so much rather
00:31:47share him with you
00:31:47than let that
00:31:48penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs
00:31:51are a disgrace
00:31:52to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos
00:31:54out of here
00:31:55and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57Wait.
00:31:57No!
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just
00:32:00better than us.
00:32:02Oh my God.
00:32:04Oh my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed
00:32:07to have Miss Trixie here,
00:32:08huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was
00:32:12just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly
00:32:14had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear
00:32:17that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable
00:32:19looking doll?
00:32:20But think about
00:32:20the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person
00:32:23could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not,
00:32:25homeless or not,
00:32:26I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met
00:32:27a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest
00:32:33big bro wants her,
00:32:35I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help.
00:32:38I need three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:46so I want you,
00:32:47your granddaughters,
00:32:49filthy things
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:52now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you
00:32:56for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough
00:32:59to put my name
00:33:00on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading
00:33:01for a better girlfriend now,
00:33:02one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission
00:33:08to bark like a rabbit hyena
00:33:10in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie,
00:33:20Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying
00:33:21to throw this
00:33:22in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend,
00:33:25Marissa.
00:33:27In fact,
00:33:28the wedding's tomorrow,
00:33:30so sign over
00:33:31the house
00:33:31now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring
00:33:38and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years
00:33:43while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me
00:33:45with my best friend,
00:33:47and now you're trying
00:33:48to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together
00:33:52for three years
00:33:53and it was a complete
00:33:54waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been
00:33:56with a loaded girl
00:33:57like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much
00:34:04you would owe me
00:34:04if I was in the
00:34:05rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling
00:34:10your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade
00:34:13male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh, yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa,
00:34:21Marissa is so much
00:34:22better than you.
00:34:23She grew up
00:34:24even poorer than you
00:34:26and now she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire corporation.
00:34:31Dude!
00:34:32Oh!
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think
00:34:38she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she got me
00:34:43for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth
00:34:49one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract
00:34:51I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her
00:34:58the presidential contract?
00:34:59I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything
00:35:06you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have
00:35:16hit her hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter
00:35:22supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years
00:35:27while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop
00:35:33to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:37out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about,
00:35:40Jersey?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how
00:35:48embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase
00:35:51this house on her own.
00:35:52She was begging
00:35:53on the street
00:35:54for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor
00:35:58nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street cred
00:36:02I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking
00:36:04for is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening
00:36:16my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how
00:36:18regular, everyday people
00:36:20live so that I can
00:36:21help them.
00:36:22Of course,
00:36:23those without substance
00:36:25underneath would never
00:36:26understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed
00:36:28to mean?
00:36:28It means the new
00:36:30girlfriend you think
00:36:30is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting
00:36:38already.
00:36:39Just sign the damn
00:36:39papers and we can each
00:36:40get on with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good
00:36:58by me of breaking things
00:37:00off before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good
00:37:04by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my
00:37:06John Hancock at your
00:37:07wedding as a charity
00:37:09to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:11You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow, you will
00:37:16never feel so rich ever
00:37:17again.
00:37:18Do you remember that?
00:37:25Trixie, Marissa's a
00:37:27millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you if you
00:37:30show even so much as a
00:37:32hair at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma, I have to
00:37:35confess something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed a
00:37:38fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you the
00:37:45richest person on the
00:37:47planet.
00:37:47It's because of the
00:37:48healing hands I inherited
00:37:49from Asseplius, the god
00:37:51of healing.
00:37:52I've saved several world
00:37:54leaders with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able to
00:37:57give Marissa the
00:37:58presidential contract and
00:38:00become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier hearing
00:38:03her name knowing how she
00:38:04betrayed you.
00:38:05But please, Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was to broken
00:38:09your heart, but embellishing
00:38:12your worth and who you
00:38:13are, it will only delay the
00:38:16healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to believe me
00:38:18just yet.
00:38:19After we lost mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't have the
00:38:22money for their medical
00:38:23bills, I vowed that I would
00:38:26do everything I can to serve
00:38:27those in need.
00:38:29And that's why I'm taking
00:38:30everything back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it back to
00:38:32charity.
00:38:33You've always had an angel's
00:38:34heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you will meet
00:38:37someone who will treat you
00:38:38right, who actually deserves
00:38:40you.
00:38:41You will see tomorrow,
00:38:43grandma.
00:38:51You said Trixie's
00:38:52crashing your wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us too,
00:38:55Sasa.
00:38:55She's probably trying to
00:38:57extort you now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When nobody steps on Snake,
00:39:02Snake bites back hard.
00:39:04So let her come and embarrass
00:39:06herself.
00:39:07You mean, we broadcast that
00:39:13video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman's take the
00:39:1819th century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up higher on my
00:39:21pedestal and the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party into her
00:39:28funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:40Welcome home, General!
00:39:44Sir, the homeless woman who
00:39:46saved you, Miss Trixie, this is
00:39:47the file of her ex, Butch
00:39:49Tanner.
00:39:49He served with your regiment in
00:39:51the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner that
00:39:52can barely carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been providing for
00:39:55him and his entire family while
00:39:56he's been deployed overseas,
00:39:57sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him for
00:39:59years and then he betrayed her.
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel, she's
00:40:03planning to bring it down on
00:40:04them at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should join her.
00:40:08Men, I'm only alive today
00:40:09because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that
00:40:12saved my life.
00:40:13So she needs our support.
00:40:15Will you join me in protecting
00:40:16her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will learn our lives to
00:40:18protect her, sir!
00:40:20Then let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very special day for
00:40:40me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we getting married,
00:40:42but in just one hour, my company
00:40:44will be receiving the
00:40:45presidential contract, allowing
00:40:46my biomedical company to go
00:40:48public.
00:40:53congratulations on the contract
00:40:54once again, Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham.
00:40:56Stowe, butch is taking my last
00:40:58name.
00:40:59Oh, and please don't be so uptight,
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary of the
00:41:03entire U.S.
00:41:04health department, but this is a
00:41:05partay after all.
00:41:07I see some of the most
00:41:08important people in the nation
00:41:10have also arrived to
00:41:11celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S. president will also
00:41:16be arriving soon to give you
00:41:18the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why Sasa is the
00:41:22best wife a man could ever
00:41:23dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure the crowd
00:41:27is entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't start until I
00:41:36say it does.
00:41:58You two really are a match made
00:42:00in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save your
00:42:02guests from this oncoming train
00:42:04wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it from any of
00:42:06our elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08This is our entertainment for
00:42:10tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing
00:42:16here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:17You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here to bum a meal
00:42:20off us.
00:42:20You know, being this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten that it was I
00:42:27who bankrolled you two for the
00:42:29last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do you have
00:42:31love of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go look at
00:42:33yourself in the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman president
00:42:38will be here any second now to
00:42:40congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing but a washed up
00:42:42sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties with his ex,
00:42:52but she's so shameless and desperate
00:42:54that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:56to suck up to me.
00:42:58This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps from us,
00:43:03the rich and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all high and mighty
00:43:08now, but don't bite the hand
00:43:09that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one
00:43:12who's giving you the contract.
00:43:19You giving me the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills, no education,
00:43:24no connection.
00:43:25So how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:29to give me a billion dollar contract?
00:43:32We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:34And I saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now that greed
00:43:40has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore now
00:43:43just because I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:57I can say that now
00:43:58that I'm marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:02Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:44:05in front of everyone.
00:44:07She'll make her sup.
00:44:08Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:18You may look and sound like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you lame girls
00:44:32feel better about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man will choose you
00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:39You're just all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:42because I'm the one
00:44:44who's doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:56Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the billion-dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:09No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even have the guts
00:45:27to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:40Do you want to, uh, I don't know,
00:45:42beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:54You must understand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:00Oh!
00:46:01Oh!
00:46:07Bro!
00:46:08She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12she can pretend to be a deep pocket-invested baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:16to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:20Uh, I-I know what this is.
00:46:22You've gone delusional.
00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:25so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince Charming
00:46:29will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave
00:46:35until we're through with her.
00:46:39This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress
00:46:48at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:47:05Including your head of command, Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years
00:47:14after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured the incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:32And she's not.
00:47:33You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has a billion-dollar biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the first female president
00:48:06of the United States herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:39which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low.
00:48:48It disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:51than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already started offering sexual services.
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:09But make me happy,
00:49:11and I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:16Oh!
00:49:25How dare you hit my brother!
00:49:27I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:49:30Please, I'll do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done with you, Trixie,
00:49:35not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:40Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here,
00:49:50or I'll pop so many holes in you,
00:49:52the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before
00:49:59could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party,
00:50:13so you either get the fuck out,
00:50:16or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:33This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:49It's...
00:50:50It's...
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um,
00:51:12when did I become your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:25I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:27not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:38Look at you guys, a lovely dove.
00:51:40Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:51She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man who, in a hundred foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:09You know, look man,
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:52:14Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood on that whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23Ow!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:27Never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious, Trixie, you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off with it because she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like they don't know who you are
00:53:39since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should try to face them off some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you didn't ask for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man
00:54:07to get close to a woman
00:54:08and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:14Listen, Trixie.
00:54:16I have never met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really, really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:36No.
00:54:37First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:50Worth $500 million.
00:54:51Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:58This contains all the rights
00:55:00to my entire fortune,
00:55:03which is now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be pennies.
00:55:08They already spent their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander,
00:55:14I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:15No, look.
00:55:16I know.
00:55:17I know that you are the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:24is, um,
00:55:26well,
00:55:26why I love you.
00:55:54It's about to help.
00:56:00will you marry me
00:56:03you know I can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes
00:56:10I will marry you
00:56:27go go power couple
00:56:31okay stop
00:56:32the only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:36let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:40no man in their right mind
00:56:43would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46hey
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:48but I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:50which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:55understand
00:57:00you still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05this is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15as if
00:57:16like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:22yes
00:57:23the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock
00:57:25market
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:31I bet my life you're all just
00:57:34actors
00:57:34then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:36come on Lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:38let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:40what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:42the elites
00:57:44infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:46she wishes
00:57:47she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:49truth is she's just a useless
00:57:52lazy bitchin bum
00:57:54she's utterly
00:57:55unmarriable
00:57:58I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:02I'd handle them myself but
00:58:06I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:09go ahead Lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is Lysander please
00:58:19bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:22oh my gosh I'm so scared
00:58:24anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34uh hello
00:58:36yes
00:58:39what
00:58:44I'm not bankrupt
00:58:53hey hey
00:58:55are you sure that was the call Sasa?
00:58:57that was a real call?
00:58:59people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01my company's dead
00:59:03evaporated
00:59:03it's in thin air
00:59:08that's impossible
00:59:10who are you?
00:59:11what did you do?
00:59:13secretary Cho
00:59:13you said you're the secretary of health right?
00:59:16and you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20could that be how they bankrupted miss Wickham?
00:59:23then that means
00:59:27you're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:29the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33Trixie's married
00:59:34the famed war hero
00:59:36the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me?
00:59:43those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46there's got to be some trick to this
00:59:48you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:50it's awesome
00:59:52it's awesome
00:59:53it's awesome
00:59:53it's awesome
00:59:59it's awesome
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie
01:00:02because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04you don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07let me take you to my wedding chamber
01:00:09and I'll show you a good time
01:00:12do you have your hands for me
01:00:14or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:15I would never be interested in a woman
01:00:22who's as vile and cruel and wicked
01:00:25as you are
01:00:26guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34I don't blame her at all
01:00:35your double standards are incredible
01:00:37okay you don't want me
01:00:39fine
01:00:39but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:41I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:4418 years old
01:00:45fresh for the taking
01:00:53I did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:55Miss Trixie
01:00:56thank you Devin
01:00:59Marissa
01:01:00not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02your best friend
01:01:04by stealing my fiance
01:01:05but now you'd sell out other innocent girls
01:01:08just to get your company back
01:01:09you're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12no to all of humanity
01:01:13so now
01:01:14everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:16I'm taking it all back
01:01:21wait everyone stop
01:01:25they're imposters
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:32and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37so we won't go bankrupt
01:01:39the goddess healer?
01:01:41you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:44approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:55the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58that means she's rewarding me
01:02:00the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03in fact she's on her way now
01:02:07so you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15if the president and the goddess healer
01:02:17approves of my product
01:02:19who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21we can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:23no one would even bat an eye
01:02:24she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31you're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:33and identity theft
01:02:36gotcha
01:02:41guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:43no, don't arrest her
01:02:46Trixie is a good person
01:02:48please officer, don't arrest her
01:02:50grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams
01:02:52what are you all doing here?
01:02:54the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:56we were worried
01:02:58so, we came here to back you up
01:03:00listen officer
01:03:01I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:04she's very kind hearted
01:03:06and would never break the law
01:03:08yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:18my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:21she's an angel
01:03:22descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32my brother is not a criminal
01:03:34he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:41and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:51so this must be an imposter
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58but I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04if you want to arrest me fine
01:04:07but don't fuck with my fiance
01:04:08you don't get to decide punk
01:04:10let's go
01:04:34get him
01:04:35if you can
01:05:02let's go
01:05:03let's go
01:05:04let's go
01:05:05let's go
01:05:27is that enough pain
01:05:28or do you want more
01:05:37legend is written all over you Lysander
01:05:42drama
01:05:44meet my new fiance
01:05:48wow your new fiance he's so manly much better than your last one
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:57it's butch's loss
01:05:58Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa
01:06:01she's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:06:07bitch we name calling now I'll drown you out with insults from my side right fam
01:06:11drown out the poor
01:06:20see Trixie you've got no connections no power
01:06:24you can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:27we're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:30so you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:35let them eat cake
01:06:46you can't shoot all of them grab what you can fam
01:06:48attack
01:07:06you will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:15what the fuck was that
01:07:17i don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:18i'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:28oh damn it
01:07:32you forgot i had a gun too that'll teach you from messing with the wig hams
01:07:37take this Trixie and her family and get out of here we're quartered
01:07:40i'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:42Devon you and your brother are both good men
01:07:45i will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:48they will be punished
01:07:52now hold still for me
01:07:57right rewrites the world
01:08:08holy
01:08:09fuck did she just reverse the bullet
01:08:11by chanting the goddess healer's chant
01:08:13she the goddess healer
01:08:19i'm all better now thank you miss Trixie
01:08:22see i knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:25no please i am just an ordinary girl
01:08:28don't put me on some sort of fetus
01:08:30sure
01:08:32you hear that she's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:36she was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:38while i do not care for glory
01:08:41i do believe in justice
01:08:43marissa and butch not only have you betrayed me
01:08:46but now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:48i will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:50and who are you to judge me for what i do
01:08:53god
01:08:55wrong
01:08:56but you're close
01:08:57i'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives
01:09:04you want to cross the line so bad then let's see you try
01:09:07charge
01:09:17the hell is this
01:09:18this is the line between life and death
01:09:23yeah was that extra neon spray paint
01:09:26i'll admit it looks pretty good but uh i'll die before i believe that's magic
01:09:31you're not the grim reaper
01:09:32what if it's a trap that woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:36we ain't afraid of her she's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:40why don't you cross the line and see for yourself
01:09:42i will
01:09:47left leaves the wrong breast
01:09:56i'm fine nothing happened
01:09:59you'll see soon enough
01:10:00oh please i really want to die
01:10:02and you call this the line between life and death
01:10:05i knew you were just making that up
01:10:08whoops just frosted again
01:10:09whoops
01:10:10and again nothing's happy
01:10:24no no
01:10:27what did you do to my brother
01:10:29i didn't do anything
01:10:31your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:34i suggest you take him to the ur
01:10:35if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:39come on
01:10:41major
01:10:42are you not going to help your own brother
01:10:43how was he able to cross the line
01:10:45see this must be an illusion
01:10:50only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:52will somebody take my brother to the hospital please
01:11:02you're so sore i wouldn't marry you you go and hurt my brother
01:11:05oh please you hurt us first
01:11:08at first i was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:11but i've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:15marissa thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:20you blame yourself for being worthless you think anyone would want to marry you when you got nothing to offer
01:11:28when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day
01:11:34don't touch my wife
01:11:38and instead trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:43you can daydream all you want now trixie but when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:47it'll hit you like a truck
01:11:49that you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:51and i'm the queen of everything
01:11:52oh really
01:11:54then let me show you how it is i who has everything you want
01:11:57you've got nothing on me
01:12:03yes
01:12:04tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:10goddess
01:12:11madam president i require your assistance
01:12:14yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:19get the vp we're leaving now
01:12:24did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states god i knew you were
01:12:29cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa you're pathetic
01:12:35trixie a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract coming miss
01:12:40wickham is correct i was on the phone with the president earlier only the most important people
01:12:44have madam president's direct line you hear that everyone there is no way low life trixie
01:12:51could have called the president by herself she's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough
01:12:57male attention so she's come here to play up her importance no my granddaughter would never do that
01:13:03reversing time just to heal someone's wound only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:08what is trixie really the goddess healer
01:13:18first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong and now you trixie
01:13:24are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract is this how the working
01:13:29class think all the time i never realized how delusional they were you can only dream of what you
01:13:36can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces look i don't know what circus school
01:13:42you went to but you trying to make me jealous trixie it ain't working you can't just fake the
01:13:50yeah but goddess healing power is legendary it's like real magic trixie you're an angel but the goddess
01:13:58healing is beyond your imagination and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex won't her followers be
01:14:04furious and riot against you no trixie look i believe you you saved me whether you're a goddess
01:14:15or not you did that no matter what happens you are a goddess to me we'll riot against you now
01:14:23tear her
01:14:24tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart the vice president arrives
01:14:48who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:53your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've been
01:15:02through this already once okay right secretary choo this actor trixie hired pulled this weird
01:15:09stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got
01:15:14the contract coming still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is
01:15:21you're the war hero general lysander armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:15:27the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most
01:15:33important allies to the president he is the general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that even
01:15:41the
01:15:41vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader so what if trixie picked up some
01:15:47washed up war hero we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always be nothing trixie i
01:15:56told you
01:15:56now punish them vice president langley this is treason lysander armstrong you are stripped from your
01:16:02military honors and titles
01:16:08hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:16:13you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:23enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:16:31it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country i have no problem doing
01:16:37that again if it means protecting my fiance's life and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice
01:16:43president i never gave a about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:17:02president i have
01:17:03a swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military let's
01:17:09try it out on them hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put
01:17:15innocent civilian lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy
01:17:21companions are disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:33what are you talking about what are you talking about what are you talking about what are you talking about
01:17:42shoot wait that's the president
01:17:57oh
01:18:05oh my gosh i'm so sorry madam president that was they were totally aiming for uh trixie the fraud in
01:18:13the
01:18:13middle. What is this? Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, madame, for your military. This is a war
01:18:20crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with. You're the uncivilized buffoon. I can
01:18:25shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract. With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you? What are you
01:18:35doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late. That is easy.
01:18:40There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:00What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:07She, she, she is. She is a criminal. Don't worry, madame president. We will arrest her
01:19:14and we'll throw her in prison. I'd be quiet if I were you. Because you're the one that
01:19:18would be going to prison once everyone is healed up. What are you talking about? The
01:19:22president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah! Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:56My contract, you bitch! And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day. There is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:17is a virus. Don't you realize? Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives. And that's
01:20:29something I cannot tolerate. So prepare yourself. Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do? The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products
01:20:42in the world. You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now. So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President? You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar
01:21:14contract. You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I-I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only. And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:21:58Whaaaaat?
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took her away just like that.
01:22:42That was our golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, I'm officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold.
01:23:31All her clothes.
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't pop me!
01:23:40You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:48I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:08arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money!
01:24:17I don't care!
01:24:18You were rich!
01:24:19I'll see myself now!
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:48Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
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