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Crush Alert! Love Request From My Enemy 💕 💕 💕
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring.
00:00:20You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my God, he's cool!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51All right.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:49I'm gonna make your life a living house.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now close leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:08Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:22But he's not your Cole.
00:04:23Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:27Come on.
00:04:29Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Come in.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see her ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:46I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:50Chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chance it's Jen.
00:06:52So is it.
00:06:55She does look kind of cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Haley.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:25Haley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:27You're gonna suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:35Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have feel it in the eyes again.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:06I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:16I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want them more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:29Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:35Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:54All the kids do this.
00:08:55He'll love it.
00:09:01This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:05You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:35Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:38Damn it!
00:09:42What's wrong?
00:09:44You?
00:10:06Do a good day.
00:10:08You think I'm gonna get it?
00:10:08Oh my God!
00:10:09I just need help.
00:10:10I don't know.
00:10:11I don't know what I'm gonna say.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:17Yeah, well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:38I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:39My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Hmm, funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:52All the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:56I mean, I am not tight, but, you know, power theory.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:15Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:23Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:48You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:51Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:31What's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:51Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:55Stop.
00:12:56Delete it, please.
00:12:56Delete it.
00:13:08Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:10I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, Jen, stop!
00:13:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:49My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:55Stop it!
00:14:06Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:19Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:21What the hell, Cole?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:14:59Okay.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:25Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54What's up there, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:01Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:19Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:25I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:27Oh.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:39That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41With?
00:16:42About after school, at the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring followers.
00:16:45Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:01I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:16Call me, Father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, Dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:35I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:42Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:49What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:14I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:22But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:43You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on a side video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:59Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:01We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch, and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20Help me.
00:19:21So you thought that you're going to humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:51Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:59Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Pick it up, you're going to record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:03I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:07Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got into a nice thing.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work.
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:47How'd that online boyfriend's marriage make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02I don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:10Does he...
00:22:11Why you touch him like this?
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:45Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:50Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:09And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:31Wait, it couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:45What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:04He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I...
00:24:15got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:25I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't.
00:24:27I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So...
00:24:34Are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:42Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:05Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:10People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24Well, we do know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:30Like, uh...
00:25:31How close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So, are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:57I'm going to well.
00:25:57I don't know.
00:25:59So you have a date?
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:05Me?
00:26:05Jealous?
00:26:06No.
00:26:07Why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21This woman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26No.
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Don't worry.
00:26:32Maybe trust me, I do.
00:26:33Mm-mm.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why did I want you to regret it?
00:27:12You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:29Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know much I want you.
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:55Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:03Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:07We're okay.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:19Hey, wait.
00:28:20It's just hormones.
00:28:21Jake.
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:27Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I got to go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:06And Corey knew so as guacamole wizard.
00:29:08I can't do this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:25Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:41They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Would you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:18Jake, you know it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah, just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:48All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole, but if he's really Jake, then maybe
00:31:00this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sitting there for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:07Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh, my God.
00:32:41Oh, my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:58Colt, put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:00Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:05Oh, my God.
00:33:08Oh, my God.
00:33:11Oh, my God.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:31I might say yes.
00:33:34Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:38Jen, do you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot.
00:33:42And we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:46So.
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:51You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:05My girl and the dean's list.
00:34:13I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Haley?
00:34:36Oh, jeez.
00:34:38God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I know.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:53I don't care.
00:34:54I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:13Don't put a promo, Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:23That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to college, Jake.
00:35:51Move.
00:35:53Colt is talking to Haley.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:02Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:04Uh, what do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Here, look.
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:18Alright, I promise.
00:36:19Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal, um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey, aren't you talking about?
00:36:49Uh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:00Oh, shit.
00:37:02Oh, shit.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:09Oh, shit.
00:37:12Oh, shit.
00:37:20Stop.
00:37:21Stop.
00:37:21Stop it.
00:37:21Stop! Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:28Shit, it's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:43Hailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:03Call me. What are you doing here?
00:38:06Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do until you saved my rest today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:15Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:23No. He lied about that. I don't know why though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:28You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:34Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:37I could kill him.
00:38:41Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:25Oh, sorry!
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jack!
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:47What are you, are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen!
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09This squirm is burning!
00:40:11Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:12Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:33Gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:45You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey!
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:07Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:17Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:26It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And...
00:41:40I'm sure...
00:41:41You're really important to him.
00:41:52No, Cole.
00:41:53If you look past...
00:41:54All that hair gel and...
00:41:57Big ol' ego and...
00:41:58Rich kid for bronco.
00:42:00Okay, okay.
00:42:01I...
00:42:01I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:19I'm sure.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:29Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:41Oh.
00:42:46Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:50Oh, my God.
00:42:55Valley Whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:13Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:14Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:14When can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:17I want you so badly,
00:43:18I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:27Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:28Show them what you really like.
00:43:48Here you go, here, this is for you.
00:43:55Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:57You hacked my laptop?
00:44:00Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:01It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:05What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:16Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd take the janitor some time.
00:44:54Jane!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:59Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:01That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh my god, did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:22Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:27Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:31Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:39Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:47All right, all right, all right, enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:14Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:18Who cares?
00:46:19I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:26Not over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:34Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:37Max's dad called.
00:46:38He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:40You're gonna go.
00:46:41And you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:43End of discussion.
00:46:50Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:53Just do it, just do it.
00:46:57You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:16I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:25If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:39You got this Haley.
00:47:41Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:47:57Thank you, Mom.
00:47:59Thank you, Mom.
00:48:01Thank you, Mom.
00:48:11Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Vax.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:19No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:23They don't care about shit.
00:48:24Get drunk, girl.
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:38What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore.
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:46Hey, everyone.
00:48:47Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:55What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me...
00:48:57Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, you're kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:07She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:12Pervy princess!
00:49:15Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:34Pervy princess!
00:49:39Call?
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:25him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:32honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:43wait
00:50:49please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:54go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:58you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:04shouldn't have trusted you what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:18who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once
00:51:31and
00:51:31please introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was i'm a servant so
00:51:39you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you
00:51:45young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you
00:51:52will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him
00:51:59or i swear to god your mother is fired dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:08hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:19you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:26any part of
00:52:27it so cole go with your dad hayley
00:52:41no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:11done ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma
00:53:24okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go
00:53:31you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get these lovers together
00:53:44hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:08prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:16reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have
00:54:20to give
00:54:21him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable
00:54:26budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:46castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49what what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you
00:54:55can be together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:01no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:13mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door wait what he's here
00:55:38it's you
00:55:40i'm sure you've given me this to you a long time
00:55:44hayley i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:47my dad threatened to fire your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who i was i got my inheritance
00:55:53and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:10i understand if this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way you you love guacamole wizard but i i need you to know i
00:56:20love you
00:56:33cool i love you
00:56:35you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months
00:56:40i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him
00:56:45and but you're him you didn't expect her i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:56do you hope to
00:56:58yes i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:12one of those things i said we could do
00:57:16you never go
00:57:18yeah
00:57:21take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:26i'm so real you
00:57:28just be on me
00:57:32i'm so real you
00:57:46okay so what do you think
00:57:4910 out of 10
00:57:50yeah
00:57:51yeah
00:57:51one do again
00:57:52i'll get sex to sex with me specifically
00:57:55i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58all right all right that's fair
00:58:00i'll uh
00:58:01i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now
00:58:08am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:11oh god no i fully expect you to
00:58:15continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17no i'll just
00:58:18i'm just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:22i have to take a minute
00:58:23no
00:58:23stop it
00:58:27um
00:58:28same
00:58:29isn't brown tonight
00:58:31i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:34i don't know
00:58:36but the real question is
00:58:37do you got a date
00:58:41cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:43oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:45but jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:48i don't want to hear it
00:58:50yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:52but i don't even have a dress
00:58:54but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:08i thought
00:59:10only the best for my princess
00:59:12where did you get that
00:59:14i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:17on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds
00:59:32i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34cole
00:59:34are you here
00:59:37cole
00:59:37are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds
00:59:41you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43i see you cole
00:59:44you are a big pro
01:00:02hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:04you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:07in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:34i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:36you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3820 minutes
01:00:40we're in
01:00:42yeah
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58jen longfellow
01:01:01thank you
01:01:02oh my god
01:01:04thank you guys so much
01:01:07seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:09i mean like who else would win right
01:01:12oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's haley and cole
01:01:22it was fun
01:01:23this way is your dad
01:01:24this time that's up
01:01:31no
01:01:32who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:39ew literally what the fuck
01:01:41dang
01:01:42language
01:01:43i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46come on everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:01:58wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:14i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life is this real jen's crazy
01:02:21who did this
01:02:22who did this
01:02:26what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little shit
01:02:32you know jen
01:02:34as the principal
01:02:35i'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:38and above all of this petty drama
01:02:40but quite frankly
01:02:43you are the worst
01:02:45and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that
01:02:51i'm the principal
01:02:52so uh
01:02:53yes i can
01:03:02there was no internship
01:03:04you lied to me
01:03:12hayley catch
01:03:18my princess finally has a crown
01:03:22now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:24oh
01:03:26yeah no can do
01:03:27all i have to offer
01:03:28is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33oof
01:03:34how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home
01:03:47right now
01:03:48you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:50yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57yet
01:03:58you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of hayley
01:04:03and you can accept that
01:04:04or i'll make my own path
01:04:06and best believe me i can
01:04:08i'll say this
01:04:10that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15joy pro
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:27i'm kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:30that was terrifying
01:04:32it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:34well so
01:04:36i love you
01:04:36i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:41yeah you do
01:04:42okay
01:04:44you
01:04:47you
01:04:48you
01:04:48yeah
01:04:48oh my god
01:04:48you
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