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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell my hero who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my god, it's cold!
00:02:06He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:18Oh!
00:03:19Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Clay.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsey.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hailey.
00:04:35It's so nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48Uh, there you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:00That's so good!
00:05:08Oh!
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back!
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy,
00:05:34you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here!
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is the new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chance it's Jen.
00:06:53So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03What?
00:07:04Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Well, Hayley.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34No, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whatever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened and I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:35Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:54All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're trying not for Bible, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:52There's a lot of toys.
00:09:55I love you.
00:09:57What are you doing?
00:10:02I love you.
00:10:03I love you!
00:10:07And now...
00:10:08I love you!
00:10:15you're helping me i won't i didn't plan it but here we are
00:10:26excuse you these boobs are for someone else our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah
00:10:32actually and he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me flirting
00:10:36yeah don't lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her funny okay well
00:10:42can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways fine by me
00:10:49oh i know well the purple brawl by the way i like it in a weird way not in my
00:10:56type but
00:10:58you know power theory or whatever would you just get out of here
00:11:09hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:13jen red alert calm and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:21don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:28oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:38still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:46give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:51oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should
00:11:55see ya did you get it lindsay got it what are you doing
00:12:26oh shit
00:12:28yo what's going on
00:12:32dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen
00:12:34what's yeah
00:12:49come on let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:55stop delete it please delete it
00:13:08oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16oh my god oh cool your enemies kind of hot
00:13:21since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:32around the big screen
00:13:38oh my god
00:13:48My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off of me!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:56Oh my god!
00:13:59Oh my god!
00:14:06Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me!
00:14:12Give that to me!
00:14:19Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:21What the hell, Cole?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:25Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Tough day, huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:01Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No.
00:16:23I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41With?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:43At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:16Call me father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Hayley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:42Stay away from her.
00:17:43What if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Hayley, Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Hayley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:41Ew.
00:18:43You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:03And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:19I called me.
00:19:21So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take out of your tone and record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:19You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52What are you looking at?
00:20:55Got it?
00:20:57Let's go.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happened to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got into a nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edmonds?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work.
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09I don't see...
00:22:11Why you touch him like this.
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:22:55I see.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:14He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:30Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:04He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:02Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:10People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24What would you know each other more?
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:30Like, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43I'd kill anyone.
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53So, are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:58So you have a date?
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me, Alex?
00:26:05Me? Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21Ms. Gorman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26No.
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:32Or maybe try something new.
00:26:33Mm-mm.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why then when you regret it?
00:27:12You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:29Hey, I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:51Oh, shit.
00:27:55Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:03Are you two okay?
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:06We're okay.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:21Jake.
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:08I can't take this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite.
00:29:33Right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Would you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:18Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report, or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:05So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh, my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Cole, put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert?
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:22And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:31I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot.
00:33:42And we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:47I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List.
00:34:16I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:25I'm saying we're...
00:34:27Hayley?
00:34:31Ow!
00:34:34What are you doing?
00:34:36Geez.
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I'll get help.
00:34:49Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:54I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:04Oh, my goodness.
00:35:13I don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because...
00:35:25I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just...
00:35:35Just don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:50Just...
00:35:53Just don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously, I do.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:02Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05Um...
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:07What?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:17Alright, I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:22Except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Um...
00:36:33I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:35The other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was...
00:36:41So...
00:36:42Sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:00Oh!
00:37:01Oh, shit!
00:37:03Oh, shit!
00:37:04Oh, shit!
00:37:05Come on!
00:37:07Oh!
00:37:15Oh, my God!
00:37:20Stop!
00:37:20Stop!
00:37:21Guys!
00:37:21Stop it!
00:37:22Stop!
00:37:22Stop!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:24What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:28Shit.
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:30I've gotta save Cole.
00:37:31I mean, Jake.
00:37:32I've gotta save Jake.
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:37Oh my god, Principal Stephens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:42Hailey Rock, that's detention.
00:37:45After school, don't be late.
00:38:03Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:15Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:22No.
00:38:23He lied about that.
00:38:25I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:28You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:37I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine.
00:38:46I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:19Oops.
00:39:25Sorry.
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jack.
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you?
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:04Wait.
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:11Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:12Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:19Shit.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:33Got to get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:45You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey, I'm Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:07Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:26It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravron...
00:42:00Okay, okay.
00:42:00I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:13Oh, my God.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:29Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:41Oh.
00:42:42Oh.
00:42:46Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:50Oh, my God.
00:42:52Oh, my God.
00:42:52I can't believe it.
00:42:55Valley Whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:26Yeah, hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:28Show them what you really like.
00:43:30Oh, my God.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:55oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:01was that
00:44:01kid ella but i definitely gotta reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:07what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think
00:44:12valley whore is a cat fit because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over
00:44:43you
00:44:44stop it stop stop
00:44:49i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:54jake hey now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:18what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:25jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:29sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:38yeah nothing personal
00:45:46all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's all him
00:45:54okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property
00:46:06it wasn't school property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how did she always get away with
00:46:13this shit
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate cole
00:46:16do you think that's what it could be
00:46:17who cares
00:46:18i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:24what over my dead body oh because you're like that hailey girl
00:46:30i'm firing her mother right now no no please don't
00:46:33please then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward message him
00:46:52you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now i think i've had enough public
00:47:17humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:38okay you got the ceiling just take a deep breath you got this you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:11hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty hi hey max your house is gorgeous i mean
00:48:18oh it's just my parents blood money you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:22they don't care about
00:48:23they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:38what are you doing here valley whore
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:45hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48valley whore
00:48:53jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned about
00:48:58our
00:48:58whole community because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are concerning
00:49:03actually kind of a bit of a perv did you know that hayley she's a little pervy princess pervy
00:49:11princess
00:49:19hey let's get perfect tonight leave me alone is there a fire okay we set off the alarm
00:49:39oh
00:49:40oh
00:49:41oh
00:49:41oh
00:49:42oh
00:50:17Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:23Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:26Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:36This whole time.
00:50:39Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:42Hey, wait.
00:50:47Hey, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:51You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:55Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously.
00:51:01The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06Now what about guacamole, was it?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car.
00:51:30Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Haley.
00:51:34I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:37Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:52You will be forgotten.
00:51:54You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fire.
00:52:03Dad, stop.
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:09Haley, come on.
00:52:10You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:28So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:32Haley.
00:52:36What the fuck is this?
00:52:38What the fuck is this?
00:52:41No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:44Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not dad's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:07Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:32You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:36Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmundsons.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:49Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:51Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very
00:54:24important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What?
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:56Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:01No.
00:55:02I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:40I'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago.
00:55:43Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:52I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:09Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:47But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I, I mean, I, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:56What do you hoped?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:59I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04That and they're really fucking hot.
00:57:11Hey, uh, one of those things I said we could do?
00:57:16Here I go.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22I'm getting there, don't worry.
00:57:26I'm so real you
00:57:28Just be on me
00:57:31I'm so real you
00:57:38Just be on me
00:57:42Okay, so what do you think?
00:57:4810 out of 10
00:57:50Yeah, we'll do it again
00:57:52Okay, sex is sex with me specifically
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58Alright, that's fair
00:57:59I'll take that as a one
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:09Am I being nice to Cole Eggnitz?
00:58:11No, God, no
00:58:12I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17No, there's just less behind it
00:58:20There's always been less behind it
00:58:22I'll take a minute now
00:58:24Stop it
00:58:27Um, same
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34I don't know
00:58:34Okay
00:58:36But the real question is
00:58:37Do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:43Oh, I would have asked you earlier
00:58:45But Jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:46Oh God, please don't mention his name again
00:58:48I don't want to hear it
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51No
00:58:52But I don't even have a dress
00:58:54Weird
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:01And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:08I thought
00:59:09Only the best for my princess
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:17On the off chance
00:59:18That you
00:59:19Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25Of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds
00:59:32I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole
00:59:34Are you here?
00:59:37Cole
00:59:37Are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds
00:59:41You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43I see you Cole
00:59:44You are in big trouble
01:00:02Hey, uh
01:00:03You almost done in there?
01:00:05You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:07In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My god, Haley
01:00:28You are the most beautiful woman
01:00:29I have ever seen
01:00:32Uh uh uh
01:00:34I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35To do this lipstick
01:00:36You're not messing it up
01:00:37For at least
01:00:3720 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40I want 10
01:00:42Deal
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:49To cast your votes
01:00:50I hear we have a winner
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:01:01Thank you!
01:01:02Oh my god
01:01:04Oh my god
01:01:05Thank you guys so much
01:01:07Seriously
01:01:07This means the world to me
01:01:08I mean like
01:01:09Who else would win?
01:01:11Right?
01:01:12Oh
01:01:12This is just the perfect moment
01:01:18Oh my god
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole
01:01:22No
01:01:22It was fine
01:01:23It was fine
01:01:23Since when did you have this?
01:01:28Hey, our uh
01:01:30Most time that's up
01:01:31No
01:01:31Who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Dang it
01:01:42Language
01:01:43I am the queen
01:01:44Okay?
01:01:44She's just a little
01:01:45Pervy princess
01:01:46Come on
01:01:47Everyone say it with me
01:01:48Pervy princess
01:01:50Pervy princess
01:01:51Pervy princess
01:02:11Pervy princess
01:02:12No one can
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy
01:02:15Haley Rod's life
01:02:17Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:23Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little shit
01:02:32You know Jen
01:02:34As the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:38And above all of this petty drama
01:02:40But quite frankly
01:02:43You are the worst
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmund's academy
01:02:49You can't do that
01:02:51I'm the principal
01:02:52So, uh
01:02:53Yes, I can
01:03:02There was no internship
01:03:04You lied to me
01:03:13Oh
01:03:13Haley
01:03:14Catch
01:03:18Oh
01:03:19Oh
01:03:19My princess finally has her crown
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24Oh
01:03:26Yeah, no can do
01:03:27All I have to offer
01:03:29Is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33Ooh
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh no, that's my dad
01:03:45We are going home
01:03:46Right now
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:53You talk all the time
01:03:54About wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57Yet, you can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01And it's because of Haley
01:04:03And you can accept that
01:04:04Or I'll make my own path
01:04:06And best believe me I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:23I am so proud of you
01:04:26I can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:30That was terrifying
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so
01:04:36I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:40Oh my god, I gotta change that username
01:04:42Yeah, you do
01:04:42Oh
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