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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:34Whoa!
00:36What's going on?
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire!
01:39Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired.
01:43Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:27Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:31Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:56Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry.
03:41I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait.
03:47Pointy ears.
03:48A dryage?
03:49What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:24I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more.
04:43A lot more.
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey.
05:07I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora!
05:12I know you're in there!
05:14Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it.
05:15He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:30You're my fiancé.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:35Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58News flash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:04You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:17You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:19Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing!
08:28Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it you seasoned food?
08:42Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:59But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy?
10:36Mommy?
10:37Mommy?
10:37Mommy?
10:39Mommy?
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Leora. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé, my property. You filthy whore. Spread your
12:02legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No! Let go!
12:17With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I... got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:36Shipwreck? Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:46Boss? Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe. Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:14Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:22Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More. Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:22Ha!
14:22Ha!
14:22Ha! Ha! Ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay. You want more? I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful but I...
15:00Daddy! Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I... I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:35Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
15:37Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
15:37Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
15:45Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
15:50Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
15:55Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha
16:07you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:14i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21ha you ruined my meal wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:35two courses for the price of one
16:45bitch
16:50jack take lily and run go
16:58run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:09you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure
17:16that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:27what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:34monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:42wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:47whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:07like
18:07i
18:07i
18:08i
18:08i
18:08i
18:08i
18:08i
18:14i
18:20i
18:28i
18:45my liege
18:47have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i
18:50please spare my life
18:52no problem
18:53thank you my lord thank you for your mercy
18:55try to remember that in your next life
19:10enjoying the show
19:21my
19:21my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear
19:24listen to me
19:25if any of you take one step near my daughter again i will skin you alive
19:32now get the fuck out of my sight
19:34yes yes my leash
19:48my love
19:49since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:02that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guys long gone probably fish food in some trench right
20:11sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:27the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you you're in
20:34hades territory asshole
20:36what
20:58was haydee still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:06who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:14i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:23you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:51little fish
22:00headied staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:07hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:14one two
22:19thank the fates the boss is here
22:27boss this bum
22:34you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:38you're done get out
22:39in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:49my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
22:54dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:01understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:10everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:14every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:19yes boss
23:26poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:38dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets
23:44let's move
23:57we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:06a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:13who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:22mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:35stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:54mommy you're bleeding
24:56this forest is locked down
24:58surrender now
25:00i'll go with you
25:02on one condition
25:03let my daughter go
25:05no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:19it's mine
25:20you die
25:24you poisoned me
25:29my poison fog
25:31the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:35give up
25:37you've gone too far
25:38even if i die today
25:40i'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded
25:46poisoned
25:48done
25:49the kid's coming with me
25:53don't touch her
25:54come at me
25:56feisty
25:57feisty one
25:57dylan wants you dead
25:59but first
26:01i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face
26:11all mine now
26:16let my mommy go
26:17you bastard
26:25lilly
26:25lilly
26:27lilly
26:28get out of here
26:32serve me well
26:34and i might let her run a little longer
26:43lilly
27:04you touch my woman
27:06you're a dead man
27:09my poison
27:14jack
27:16what the hell just happened
27:20you okay babe
27:22so you're the boyfriend
27:24too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:44jack
27:44keep lilly safe
27:46long as i'm here
27:47you don't lose
27:48shut up
27:49and go
27:50now
28:02if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:07run all you want
28:08my pack tears you both apart
28:22no
28:23no
28:25No!
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best!
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:56You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:28Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
30:46back.
30:52Daddy, be careful!
30:55Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:27Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
31:56Huh. Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just... let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all wanna come at once? Then die together! Pick your graves!
32:27Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:34Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:54You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:17You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?
33:59The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:04This... can't be.
34:30Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us. We're finished!
34:50Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:55Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:04With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:16My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:23You worthless creature!
35:26You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea?
35:42You're safe.
35:45tiffy-
35:47You're My Kitchen
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