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00:00:08buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity it's mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer
00:00:29did he hear okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's
00:00:39probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk
00:00:46right you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're
00:00:53coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see
00:00:58my girl
00:01:11my coffee right right sorry
00:01:25oh my god Mikey don't laugh you're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32I'm sorry no babe don't worry about that I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:57right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks oh my god look at
00:02:06her throwing
00:02:07herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want
00:02:11her
00:02:12yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as cute as Sophie looks like she's not very
00:02:19experienced of grown-up things like making coffee or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking
00:02:31to
00:02:31the oldest virgin on campus oh you're a virgin oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five
00:02:46cleaner right here Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I literally
00:02:55don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month you
00:03:01should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication oh my god what
00:03:11sounds like she already did
00:03:31I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:35he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:40shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:47all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic
00:03:51exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie he
00:04:02a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:11good morning miss tisdale
00:04:16it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:36don't worry I'm fooling the doctor to be gentle as it's your first time right my first time
00:04:41miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a
00:04:48couple times
00:04:48already grind me I mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so you are here looking
00:04:58for a
00:04:58prescription for birth control yes that asshole yes I cannot stress it enough that you still need
00:05:07to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right I mean I'm sure you
00:05:11don't want to get pregnant with that guy I will use a condom I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with
00:05:18him at all he's not good for you
00:05:20dr. miller I'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr. miller
00:05:25I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do I'm ready I think I'm ready
00:05:32Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me
00:05:36so you know what I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there uh
00:05:42let's get started with the breast exam
00:05:46breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor no it's I like it
00:05:52it's fine
00:05:58uh it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:03it's okay
00:06:08stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're perfect
00:06:17stop embarrassing yourself there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:23there are no abnormalities
00:06:29thank you luke dr. miller that wasn't so bad
00:06:33uh sophie can you put your feet up in the stairs for me
00:06:41okay yes I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:47okay so I need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:55I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:05all right I'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your surface I need you to relax
00:07:17so do you like younger women
00:07:21I mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:24no my family donated
00:07:27to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually
00:07:31so my great-grandfather's honor I donate a few hours of my time at clinic
00:07:35oh duh
00:07:36now he thinks you think he's a creep
00:07:39amazing
00:07:40last thing I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs
00:07:45all right
00:07:47relax for me you're doing good
00:07:49his finger's literally inside of me
00:07:51oh my gosh
00:07:59I think I just had an orgasm
00:08:02did he
00:08:05all right
00:08:07he's so noticed
00:08:09oh my god
00:08:10everything looks good
00:08:11no hard memoralities
00:08:12all right
00:08:14be right back
00:08:22is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:27I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:34all right
00:08:35so here's your
00:08:41should I bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:46she's my patient
00:08:54Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:08:58you are so graphic
00:09:02speaking of sperm
00:09:03I assume your appointment went okay
00:09:05you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:09Luke
00:09:10are you serious
00:09:12you got a finger by the
00:09:13I won't talk to you
00:09:14buy coffee from you
00:09:15V Luke
00:09:17Sophie you're a freak
00:09:20so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:24shut up everybody
00:09:25shit
00:09:25he's so sexy
00:09:28maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:30don't worry
00:09:32okay
00:09:33tonight's gonna be amazing
00:09:34okay Soph
00:09:36come on
00:09:37let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:44I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:49why do I even care
00:09:54yo
00:09:55ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:09:57is that Sophie's boyfriend
00:10:03you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:05you're dating a nun
00:10:06she's never gonna let you smash
00:10:08I'm calling it
00:10:09dude
00:10:10she's low-key a slut
00:10:13I just can't prove it
00:10:15you will soon
00:10:18you're gonna film her
00:10:23dude
00:10:24you're sick
00:10:25what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:26a little bit of this
00:10:30and she's gonna go feral
00:10:34yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:36just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:41don't get involved Luke
00:10:42you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:47hey
00:10:48you need to pay
00:10:53fuck my eyes
00:10:54what the fuck
00:10:55where's your fucking friend live
00:10:56before I call the cops
00:11:00Kaylee Avenue
00:11:01apartment 2
00:11:02I need to get to Sophie
00:11:10the lady
00:11:28you're nervous
00:11:31why do I feel less comfortable
00:11:33with my boyfriend
00:11:34than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:40you're nervous
00:11:42I'm a little nervous
00:11:44don't be
00:11:46you don't make cherries I popped
00:11:52wait
00:11:53what
00:11:55I'm sorry
00:11:56I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:57we're gonna have to wait
00:11:58I'm sorry Mike
00:11:59I can't do this
00:12:03are you kidding me
00:12:04I'm sorry
00:12:05you were not hot enough
00:12:06to blue ball me for another month
00:12:07Mike
00:12:07why would you say something like that
00:12:09I'm going home
00:12:16there it is
00:12:17there it is
00:12:20the hell you are
00:12:22not until
00:12:23I get something
00:12:25no
00:12:26no
00:12:29stop
00:12:30stop
00:12:31wait
00:12:39who the fuck invited you
00:12:41who the fuck invited you
00:12:45Dr. Miller
00:12:47hey Sophie
00:12:48hey
00:12:48hey
00:12:51hey Sophie
00:12:52hey
00:12:54hey
00:12:54hey can you hear me
00:12:56did you take something
00:12:57what's up grandpa
00:12:58what's up grandpa
00:12:59who the fuck invited you
00:13:03listen up dumbass
00:13:04making her like you
00:13:05is the last good thing
00:13:06that will ever happen to you
00:13:07I go to an ivy league asshole
00:13:09if you want her you can have her
00:13:10I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:13what's so funny
00:13:14you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:13:16since who
00:13:16you ever study in Miller Hall
00:13:18yeah
00:13:21I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:13:22my family is the biggest donor
00:13:23to the university
00:13:24since
00:13:25ever
00:13:26that means I got the dean
00:13:27on speed dial
00:13:30you just pissed your future away brother
00:13:32wait
00:13:33wait
00:13:33wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:34no
00:13:35no
00:13:35and you can let your buddy
00:13:37Jake know too
00:13:38no no no
00:13:39please
00:13:39can we talk about this
00:13:40it was just a joke
00:13:41oh you want to talk
00:13:46hey
00:13:48hey
00:13:48come on
00:14:05she's either really wasting her drugs
00:14:07either way it's not good
00:14:15you stole me from my date
00:14:17who gives you the right you asshole
00:14:24I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:27stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:14:29I don't have a daddy finish
00:14:38how much did you have to drink
00:14:41I can drink however much I want
00:14:43and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:45just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:47doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller
00:14:49don't call me Dr. Miller
00:14:50tell me this
00:14:51why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:53if you're not even going to let me use it
00:14:59I was at the bar
00:15:00all right
00:15:01I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:15:04that he could take your virginity
00:15:06and record it
00:15:12wow
00:15:15I'm an idiot
00:15:18no you're not an idiot
00:15:21first
00:15:22I get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:25to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
00:15:28and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough
00:15:32I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole
00:15:36I waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:41sorry Soph
00:15:47so if you want my virginity week
00:15:57you can have it
00:16:06someone clearly wants me
00:16:08are you
00:16:10hard right now
00:16:17that's so wrong
00:16:18you're drunk
00:16:19I'm taking you home
00:16:22what are you doing
00:16:23you're drunk
00:16:24I'm taking you home
00:16:25what
00:16:25no I can't go home
00:16:27my roommate's there
00:16:28I told her I was going to be at Mike's
00:16:30she's probably having sex
00:16:31because she's fuckable
00:16:32unlike me
00:16:39we're here
00:16:40here
00:16:41where is here
00:16:43my place
00:16:45you can stay here for the night
00:16:46wait until your roommate wakes up
00:16:47and answers the phone
00:16:49if you're comfortable
00:16:50I want to
00:16:52I mean
00:16:52I'm cool
00:16:53I'm cool with that
00:16:55but
00:16:56is your girlfriend going to be cool with that
00:16:59smooth Sophie
00:17:01who says I have a girlfriend
00:17:26you're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:27the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:42how do you afford to live here alone
00:17:44it's huge
00:17:46not like tight spaces
00:17:49not all tight spaces
00:17:51is he a tease
00:17:53or do I just need to bleach my mind
00:17:56come on let's get you cleaned up
00:17:57you'll feel better afterwards
00:17:59thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:04sorry I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:09I'm happy
00:18:39you're out of bed
00:18:39I'm happy
00:18:39NET
00:18:42you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:49i just don't want to be disrespectful you know i don't want you thinking i lure my patients
00:18:56all the time wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their
00:19:03evil boyfriend and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr miller no mrs do
00:19:11then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:18you're kind to people
00:19:21you're beautiful
00:19:34who is that ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come
00:19:44on luke are you home
00:19:54lukey come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers i know you're not on call
00:20:08don't say a word there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:17are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:22she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stocks my patients she gets them
00:20:26kicked out of school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:34what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping why don't i join you
00:20:46i can think of a million things i'd rather do like what baby like the thing that i do with
00:20:52the ice
00:20:52cubes ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops do you not remember i have restraining order against
00:20:59you your father begged me to not go through with it come on lukey you know you love screwing me
00:21:11i have someone new in my life
00:21:14someone new who the fuck is she
00:21:18i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:21and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops then i'm gonna call the dean
00:21:24and i'm gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager do you know how dangerous
00:21:29that is no you can't one two fine fine i'm leaving your loss
00:21:49oh my god
00:22:04holy shit
00:22:07i smell like booze
00:22:08i sobered up i swear
00:22:12what's with the ice cubes
00:22:16i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:23you won't move on from me lucas
00:22:27you'll come back to me after i
00:22:29take care of that little distraction
00:22:46my virginity
00:22:50yep still intact
00:22:54fuck my life
00:22:56language miss tisdale
00:22:58jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:02i'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:04whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:07what would you have me do
00:23:09don't say it don't say it
00:23:11you could join me
00:23:16sophie you're 21 years old
00:23:26luke that is three years past legal
00:23:29there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:51i don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:23:56but but a lot of things sophie you're my patient for one in an on-campus clinic
00:24:02i'm graduating this year
00:24:05second
00:24:09you're a virgin
00:24:11ouch
00:24:13i'm asking you to change that
00:24:23you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:28you're asking luke to fuck you
00:24:33i don't make love
00:24:34i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards
00:24:36alright sweetheart
00:24:38i'm not that guy
00:24:44well maybe i don't need you to call me luke
00:24:47i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:24:51unless you're just not interested
00:24:53i saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:01someone's jealous
00:25:04sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:08to have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:10because it's cheap
00:25:23because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:26when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:30you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:35so do it
00:25:36i'm ready i promise
00:25:43ready
00:25:49what's that
00:25:51as your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:25:58sorry so
00:26:01are you kidding me
00:26:09can i uh can i get a
00:26:11you're killing me
00:26:12so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house
00:26:16you see his dick and you're still
00:26:17a virgin yeah i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:27can you wait oh my god
00:26:29sophie no 36 year old man i looked as a shirt by the way
00:26:33is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you
00:26:37he respects you dummy
00:26:39or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble
00:26:41i mean he's clearly experienced sophisticated sexy all the things i'm not
00:26:46you have a brand new shiny tight pussy
00:26:50a cadillac pussy
00:26:52and luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:26:54watch
00:26:57hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink
00:26:59no can you just order
00:27:15i thought that you were dr miller's intern
00:27:18but a janitor
00:27:20makes a lot more sense
00:27:23luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:28what do you want
00:27:30i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:35i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:40luke is not your boyfriend gina he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:44oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing that i am pregnant with his child
00:27:52can you believe it sophie's evil
00:27:56first mike now someone's boyfriend
00:27:58a slut
00:28:00pregnant with luke's
00:28:02did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive
00:28:06and rich would settle for some broke loser barista
00:28:12sophie you idiot
00:28:13of course he was never yours
00:28:19sophie you can have him
00:28:21you didn't have to hurt my baby
00:28:23i didn't do this i swear i would never
00:28:25what's going on
00:28:26your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:29no i didn't i've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:32hey
00:28:32that's the dean's daughter
00:28:35sophie
00:28:36i'm calling the police
00:28:38no i would never do this please
00:28:39she's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:42we need a medic too
00:28:43i'm a doctor
00:28:50i'm a doctor
00:29:11um no no no no i'm i'm fine
00:29:14i'll just be going
00:29:18we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:22never seen him look so angry
00:29:24yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:29your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:33it was for a friend
00:29:34you liar i saw you drinking from it
00:29:37let me go
00:29:39i don't want to press charges
00:29:42just a moment
00:29:53oh my god
00:29:55you're crazy you're actually crazy
00:29:58luke please i can explain
00:30:00she's not right for you
00:30:03breaking into my house
00:30:04stealing my pager
00:30:05that's normal for you gina i get it
00:30:08but i draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:15officer
00:30:16i want her involuntarily committed
00:30:19she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:22i'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:24stop
00:30:25luke this isn't
00:30:26you
00:30:27you are just being taken advantage of
00:30:30she's nothing
00:30:31a cheap
00:30:32broke
00:30:33campus whore
00:30:35you're better than this luke
00:30:37officer
00:30:38take her away
00:30:43let's go
00:30:45you bitch
00:30:46don't deserve him
00:30:47let's go
00:30:50i knew she was psycho
00:30:52you couldn't even hurt flay even if someone paid you to
00:30:55thanks ev
00:30:56sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:01take the day
00:31:10someone's waiting for their new test drive
00:31:12cadillac pussy
00:31:23you came just to save me
00:31:26of course they did
00:31:33i knew that
00:31:34when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you so
00:31:38i didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:44i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:46sophie i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:49sophie i rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:51i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:54i don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:31:56i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:00what do you mean
00:32:02i mean you
00:32:04reject all of my advances
00:32:06and then suddenly i'm so important you leave a patient for me
00:32:10what do you see in me
00:32:12or am i just
00:32:14entertainment to you
00:32:16entertainment sophie
00:32:17if you were just entertaining me i wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:21you're just
00:32:23young
00:32:28i should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:30just because you're this big hot shot doctor at upn
00:32:34doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what i want
00:32:42what do you want
00:32:47you
00:32:50take me seriously
00:32:54get in the car
00:32:56what
00:32:56to where
00:32:59spend thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:01what
00:33:02unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:29i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:32we're doing both
00:33:34my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home
00:33:39your vacation home
00:33:40as in you have multiple
00:33:44wow
00:33:45mr millen
00:33:46it's good to have you home
00:33:48and you have a butler
00:33:54at your vacation mansion
00:33:56luke you're not just rich
00:33:57you're like
00:33:58old money
00:34:00what the hell
00:34:01look i didn't say because i don't want to stress out
00:34:03the truth is yes
00:34:05because my family's rich
00:34:07but we're not here to impress them
00:34:10we're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:34:12and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:28is this the waitress that you've brought me lucas
00:34:33why is she dressed so frumpy
00:34:39i'm not
00:34:40hang on
00:34:41what even am i to luke
00:34:49mother
00:34:51mother
00:34:52this is sophie
00:34:53my girlfriend
00:34:56girlfriend
00:34:56no way
00:34:58wait focus sophie
00:34:59manners
00:35:01nice to meet you
00:35:02miss miller
00:35:06girlfriend
00:35:08what happened to the pretty one
00:35:10gina
00:35:13the dean's daughter
00:35:14the one i worked so hard to set you up with
00:35:17ouch
00:35:20mother again
00:35:21as i just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:23and my date to the gala
00:35:25if i have to remind you to an importance in my life again
00:35:27i'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly
00:35:30unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with
00:35:35you ungrateful child
00:35:40if you'll excuse us
00:35:41we need to get ready
00:35:42oh before we go
00:35:43which room do you keep to vinci's dior and versace
00:35:46she needs some office for tonight
00:35:49fourth floor third door on your floor
00:35:52thank you mother
00:35:54it's good to see you
00:36:00that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:11your brother has lost it
00:36:13get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:25is your mom always so
00:36:28narcissistic psychopath
00:36:30yeah
00:36:32that's why i don't really get along with the family
00:36:35but
00:36:36the charity gala
00:36:38raises a lot of money for my patients
00:36:39so
00:36:39i come back every year
00:36:41you care a lot about your patients
00:36:43that's sweet
00:36:43i do
00:36:46plus the other perk is
00:36:47i can spend a ton of money on you
00:36:49what does that mean
00:37:01luke you did not
00:37:07which one of them speaks to you
00:37:10i mean i want all of them
00:37:11that's done
00:37:12i haven't even picked one out
00:37:14you said you want all of them
00:37:17they're yours
00:37:2380
00:37:24i can't accept this
00:37:25this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:27well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:33why do you like me
00:37:35i'm just a college student
00:37:36and you're
00:37:38you
00:37:39dr trust fund baby
00:37:41your culture
00:37:42your parents host
00:37:43charity events
00:37:45you have a butler that does your laundry
00:37:46i do my laundry in a coin operated machine
00:37:49that i share with like a hundred other students
00:37:51it's not too late to not associate with me
00:38:08of course it's too late
00:38:10i'm already falling for you
00:38:14then why won't you go all the way with me
00:38:19because
00:38:21i want it to be right
00:38:23i don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:26of you
00:38:28but take it slow
00:38:34even though
00:38:37there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now
00:38:41really
00:38:48really
00:39:11come back here
00:39:13i'm just giving you what you want
00:39:18are you teasing me miss tisdale
00:39:21you're the one that wants to wait doctor
00:39:31just making sure you know what you're missing out on
00:39:34can you zip me up please
00:39:42you know
00:39:43i'm gonna need you back for this
00:39:53whatever you say doc
00:40:02that doesn't sound like gina
00:40:05he dumps my best friend
00:40:08the gala is tonight
00:40:09and luke is supposed to have
00:40:12the dean's daughter on his arm
00:40:14not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:18luke's an idiot
00:40:19for dumping an heiress for a barista
00:40:23don't worry mom
00:40:24i'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:27just long enough for him to realize
00:40:28that he's made a mistake
00:40:29mm-hmm
00:40:30that's my girl
00:40:35sophie love you've been in there for two hours
00:40:38i promise you you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight
00:40:54holy shit
00:41:04it's not about being pretty
00:41:06i just
00:41:07i don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends
00:41:10i've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:13wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like
00:41:15a bowling alley
00:41:16and donated the party expenses
00:41:20you're so refreshing
00:41:23you ready
00:41:40wow
00:41:42she's an upgraded virginia
00:41:44yeah you never said your brother's job was so pretty
00:41:47why would you want to break them up
00:41:49shut up
00:41:50there's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain
00:41:53if my brother raises a snow bunny
00:41:54instead of gina
00:42:03i'd like to thank you all for coming to the baldwin memorial charity event
00:42:06this is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic
00:42:10myself and my girlfriend sophie tisdale are very excited to meet and talk to all of you
00:42:15cheers
00:42:35good evening everyone thank you so much for being here
00:42:40at our wonderful charity auction
00:42:44our first item
00:42:49an all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora
00:42:52with its amazing iconic volcanic views
00:42:57starting big
00:42:58five thousand
00:43:00five thousand
00:43:02now six
00:43:03twenty to six
00:43:03Bora Bora after finals
00:43:05that's pretty good
00:43:06and i get
00:43:08you need to come quick
00:43:10my wife's having a allergic reaction
00:43:11you gonna be okay
00:43:12go
00:43:13let's go
00:43:22what is it
00:43:23my throat
00:43:24oh you're not
00:43:26breathe
00:43:34sold
00:43:34number twelve seven thousand dollars all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora give him a round of applause
00:43:39congratulations
00:43:40hey hey hey hey
00:43:42actually we have one more item up for grabs
00:43:44miss tisdale a gorgeous student has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man
00:43:52now according to miss tisdale she has a great personality and an even better mouth
00:43:58what a hussy auctioning a blowjob
00:44:02i hope dr miller knows what his girlfriend's up to
00:44:05i mean the poor guy's tending to a patient i knew that you were too classless for this family
00:44:12poor lukey
00:44:13she hasn't fooled
00:44:15trailer trash skank
00:44:17who let her kind in here
00:44:19i i wouldn't do that i would never
00:44:22i have a thousand for a night with miss tisdale
00:44:25hmm
00:44:26really sophie no one wants you for a thousand
00:44:29whew
00:44:29all right
00:44:30five hundred
00:44:32all right
00:44:33five hundred for the poor girl
00:44:36she's got student loans
00:44:38whatever that means
00:44:40where's Luke
00:44:45are you
00:44:49i don't see anything wrong here
00:44:51no my throat it hurts
00:44:53it hurts
00:44:54I recognize you
00:44:55you're one of my sister's shithead friends
00:44:56what the hell is going on here
00:44:57hey
00:44:57your sister's doing you a favor bro
00:44:59Patrick
00:45:00get out of my way
00:45:01why lower your standards
00:45:02we're millionaires
00:45:04she might be a good fuck
00:45:05but that's how she'll ever be man
00:45:12you can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:14when you can live a day
00:45:14without your daddy's money
00:45:16motherfucker
00:45:19450
00:45:21400
00:45:24oh all right
00:45:26i mean look
00:45:28i know sophie's just being modest
00:45:30poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:32outside the bedroom
00:45:34i'll help the young lady
00:45:36okay then
00:45:36maybe
00:45:37we could have some late night
00:45:39study sessions
00:45:40huh
00:45:42sold
00:45:43sold for four hundred dollars
00:45:46wow sophie
00:45:47looks like people really aren't in the market
00:45:49for used goods
00:45:59used goods
00:46:00that's right serena
00:46:01after you being the person
00:46:03that's had five abortions
00:46:04in the last year
00:46:05luke
00:46:05watch your mouth
00:46:06right now
00:46:08what was that you're saying about
00:46:10class latisha darling
00:46:18you idiot
00:46:19get off the stage
00:46:21we're leaving
00:46:21mom
00:46:22he's embarrassing me
00:46:23you're humiliating me
00:46:25in front of my friends
00:46:26you hussy
00:46:27no need my dear
00:46:29our circle of elite friends
00:46:31can no longer be seen
00:46:32with the likes of you
00:46:33after all of
00:46:34this
00:46:35no
00:46:36but
00:46:37but
00:46:38no
00:46:39no
00:46:40young man
00:46:42that information you gave
00:46:44is illegal
00:46:46you're a doctor
00:46:48Greg
00:46:48Greg I was waiting to get to you
00:46:49you want to bid on my girlfriend
00:46:51aren't you a little occupied
00:46:52with your secret girlfriend Stephanie
00:46:54how's she recovering from her boob job
00:46:55no no no no no no
00:47:02Stephanie
00:47:03the
00:47:04the
00:47:04the
00:47:12I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got
00:47:15you can't
00:47:16you see yes
00:47:17my family might own the clinic
00:47:19that you all go to
00:47:20but I practice under the university
00:47:22so you can't touch me
00:47:23so
00:47:24unless you all want me to air out
00:47:26your dirty laundry
00:47:26I suggest you cut very generous checks
00:47:28to the charity
00:47:29and then get the fuck out of my house
00:47:33let's go
00:47:35get to writing
00:47:36let's go
00:47:37everybody out
00:47:45get these assholes go
00:47:47you didn't have to ruin your charity event for me
00:47:49I would have been okay
00:47:50I do it a thousand times over
00:47:52no one comes at my woman like that
00:47:54plus I think we made more in donations tonight
00:47:56than we have in the last ten years
00:47:58blackmail surprisingly works
00:48:01alright
00:48:15what are you looking for
00:48:18I paid for all the booze so
00:48:21I figure how the night went
00:48:23might as well be your personal bartender
00:48:27right
00:48:29okay
00:48:30make me
00:48:33an appletini
00:48:35what
00:48:35seriously
00:48:38alright
00:48:39so
00:48:39vodka
00:48:40lemon
00:48:41and
00:48:42apple liqueur
00:48:43can we just
00:48:43do something easier
00:48:45you suck at being a rich kid
00:48:50move
00:48:54can you open that
00:48:57thank you
00:49:01alright
00:49:02let's just make it simple
00:49:04bye shots
00:49:09I've never done that before
00:49:11seriously
00:49:13what do you mean
00:49:13you're like so old
00:49:14I was trying to get into school
00:49:16I didn't have time to
00:49:18do body shots
00:49:19off of hot little girls like you
00:49:20he just said you're hot
00:49:21make a move Sophie
00:49:23okay well
00:49:24I'll teach you
00:49:35holy shit
00:49:37holy shit
00:49:58I got the hang of that
00:50:00now it's your turn
00:50:01Miss Tisdale
00:50:02now or never Sophie
00:50:03go for it
00:50:03new rule
00:50:04you can't choose the same place twice
00:50:06is that so
00:50:09then
00:50:11where are you gonna lick me
00:50:21shame
00:50:21shame
00:50:22shame
00:50:22you're trying to play
00:50:23with my emotion
00:50:25blame blame
00:50:26only you feel like a devotion
00:50:29how'd you ever think
00:50:31you could pull this shit
00:50:32think you could get away with it
00:50:34be careful what you get
00:50:36cause you don't know what you might get
00:50:48I'm sorry was that
00:50:50you drive me fucking wild
00:50:53look I'm ready
00:51:02yeah I'm an idiot
00:51:04wait what
00:51:05Sophie I went too far
00:51:07I'm sorry
00:51:09fuck
00:51:09Luke no no no
00:51:11I'm telling you that I'm ready
00:51:13I want to do this with you
00:51:14lose my virginity
00:51:17Sophie
00:51:19don't Sophie me
00:51:20that's so patronizing
00:51:23okay
00:51:24I'm trying
00:51:25but
00:51:26I'm gonna be the person responsible
00:51:27if you get hurt
00:51:28I don't wanna be the guy that
00:51:30you know
00:51:30leads to you ruining your life
00:51:32I'm terrified of that
00:51:33it's this that hurts me
00:51:35what you're doing right now
00:51:35rejecting me
00:51:37what would be so terrible
00:51:38about us being together
00:51:39being together
00:51:40Sophie
00:51:42did you see what happened here today
00:51:45I mean my family sucks
00:51:46my ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:51of course I wanna be with you
00:51:53but am I right for you
00:51:55and you really wanna take on this baggage
00:51:58I might be a virgin
00:51:59but this whole
00:51:59it's not you it's me thing
00:52:01is really freshman year
00:52:06Sophie
00:52:07where you going
00:52:08I'm calling a cab
00:52:09and going back to campus
00:52:10I can't deal with your
00:52:11hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:13you think you're doing me this favor
00:52:15but really
00:52:15you're just reminding me
00:52:16how unfuckable I am
00:52:20don't follow me
00:52:26damn it
00:52:33I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:36to be on birth control
00:52:37and not even get laid
00:52:52what's the point in talking to me now
00:52:53you've rejected me thrice
00:52:55is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:00nope
00:53:02boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:53:04so I've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:53:07all to myself
00:53:12what?
00:53:13you heard me
00:53:14hottest lady I've ever seen at this school
00:53:18seriously?
00:53:20you're into this?
00:53:21like
00:53:22you might wanna like hook up?
00:53:24hell yeah I would
00:53:25maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:27wow
00:53:28I'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:30maybe Luke's the problem
00:53:31I was beginning to think
00:53:33nobody would take my virginity
00:53:36pause
00:53:38what did you just say?
00:53:44I'm a virgin
00:53:45oh no
00:53:47she's a virgin y'all
00:53:48aww cute
00:53:50excuse me?
00:53:52too much work
00:53:53you're probably super clingy too
00:53:54you should just go back to your dorm sweetie
00:53:59sweetie?
00:53:59I'm a senior
00:54:00that's even sadder
00:54:04you were just into me
00:54:06why are you treating me
00:54:06like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:08you're obviously a nice girl
00:54:10but I'm looking for a fun time
00:54:12you know
00:54:13you're gonna get feels
00:54:15and it's gonna get messy
00:54:16and
00:54:18bleh
00:54:18sorry
00:54:21what?
00:54:22I'm glad
00:54:30I'm in this
00:54:31eighty thousand dollar dress
00:54:33and I can't even get a stupid
00:54:34horny track guy
00:54:36to get with me
00:54:38he would probably fuck anything
00:54:39except for me apparently
00:54:44oh and Luke
00:54:45of course Luke on the other hand
00:54:46he's had his hands
00:54:47literally inside of me
00:54:49and I guess he was just so repulsed
00:54:50that
00:54:51that he didn't need to see more
00:54:55you know what
00:55:01Sophie where the hell you been?
00:55:03I'm not the hospital right now
00:55:04oh look at me
00:55:05I'm a fancy ivy league doctor
00:55:08and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:09and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:12with the
00:55:12orgasm pap smear two for one
00:55:16say something asshole
00:55:19can I come get you right now please
00:55:20Sophie can what?
00:55:22not
00:55:22have sex?
00:55:23yeah I don't think so
00:55:24I think I'll stay right here
00:55:25where the guys at least have
00:55:26I don't know
00:55:27the decency
00:55:27to not lead me on
00:55:29guys
00:55:30what guys?
00:55:30someone do something to you?
00:55:32of course not
00:55:33they
00:55:34they said I was too messy
00:55:35too messy
00:55:36and too much
00:55:38and I guess that means
00:55:39you get a second chance
00:55:41Sophie
00:55:41you either fuck me
00:55:42or you lose me
00:55:46I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:47I'm coming to get you
00:55:48keep falling on you
00:55:49alright?
00:56:01Sophie
00:56:02Sophie
00:56:03hey wake up
00:56:09I got you
00:56:10I got you
00:56:10the woman
00:56:25is she?
00:56:30she's fine
00:56:31she's
00:56:33bottled water
00:56:34in two of these
00:56:34in the morning
00:56:35I don't know
00:56:36what she drank
00:56:37but whatever it is
00:56:37is gonna hit her hard
00:56:41Sophie
00:56:41you're gonna be
00:56:42the death of me
00:57:01rise and shine
00:57:03party animal
00:57:05you have a lot to tell me
00:57:10I feel like shit
00:57:11you look like shit
00:57:13but like
00:57:14a million bucks
00:57:16so is this a gift
00:57:17from Luke or?
00:57:18Everly the only thing
00:57:20that is gonna make
00:57:21this vodka tequila
00:57:22hangover worse
00:57:23is hearing his name
00:57:24he led me on
00:57:26and then
00:57:26left me for Ted
00:57:27but Luke brought you
00:57:29back to the job
00:57:29Ev!
00:57:30I don't wanna hear it
00:57:33I'm done having
00:57:34my time wasted
00:57:36I guess I'm just
00:57:37too much work
00:57:37as a virgin
00:57:39so I've decided
00:57:42I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:44huh?
00:57:45well
00:57:45virginity is like
00:57:46a whole construct
00:57:47right?
00:57:48people
00:57:48guys
00:57:49aren't gonna stop
00:57:50treating me like a baby
00:57:52unless I stop
00:57:53acting like one
00:57:53and
00:57:54looking like one
00:57:58I need you
00:57:59to help me look slutty
00:58:06no way
00:58:06I'm not gonna do that
00:58:07you're not gonna
00:58:08help me look sexy
00:58:09why not?
00:58:09Soph
00:58:10you are sexy
00:58:11I'm not slutty sexy
00:58:13guys don't go for that
00:58:15I look like a
00:58:16a nun librarian
00:58:17I'm giving off
00:58:18don't fuck
00:58:19snooze fest
00:58:20boring
00:58:22Soph
00:58:22as your best friend
00:58:23I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:24that you don't have to
00:58:25change yourself
00:58:26for the right guy
00:58:26the thing is
00:58:27Mr. Right
00:58:28isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:33warm me up
00:58:49perfect
00:59:12isn't that that one
00:59:13dorky barista chick
00:59:14there's no way
00:59:16that girl's off
00:59:17it is
00:59:19that's Sophie Tisdale
00:59:21dude
00:59:22the makeover's
00:59:22actually working
00:59:23everyone's looking at you
00:59:25good
00:59:25I hope the news
00:59:26gets back to Luke
00:59:27I mean more
00:59:28hmm
00:59:34oh
00:59:34there he is
00:59:35are you gonna say something?
00:59:40holy shit
00:59:41Sophie
00:59:41no
00:59:42I'm just gonna make you
00:59:43regret everything
00:59:44hmm
00:59:51thanks babe
00:59:52thanks babe
00:59:52I mean it's all I'm beautiful
01:00:02and what can I get for you handsome?
01:00:05a latte would be nice
01:00:06but uh
01:00:06I like what you're giving me right now
01:00:08I take all kinds of tips
01:00:10what the hell's going on here?
01:00:11stop interrupting grandpa
01:00:13the fuck did you just say?
01:00:15one latte
01:00:15coming right up
01:00:19and what can I get for you doctor?
01:00:21Sophie what is this?
01:00:22you're dressed different
01:00:23you're acting different
01:00:24I don't get it
01:00:26whoops
01:00:27let me get that for you
01:00:35did you want a coffee?
01:00:36the Ave Shining is on the house
01:00:39Sophie I don't
01:00:39is this like a punishment?
01:00:41I mean if it is I get it
01:00:41but telling yourself
01:00:42about other guys
01:00:43it's not you
01:00:43that's really not up to you anymore
01:00:45Dr. Miller
01:00:46I gave you a chance
01:00:48and besides
01:00:49there's someone out there
01:00:50who wants me
01:00:50and isn't gonna embarrass me
01:00:51in the process
01:00:52hey uh
01:00:53we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:55they done land fair
01:00:56you should come
01:00:58she's got plans
01:01:00actually
01:01:01I don't
01:01:02my first frat party invite?
01:01:04wow
01:01:05this whole hot girl act
01:01:07is actually working
01:01:08you should bring your home girl
01:01:09the guy's gonna love you
01:01:11I will
01:01:12see you tonight
01:01:14you're not going to bed
01:01:15newsflash
01:01:16you're not my boyfriend
01:01:17you could have been
01:01:19but you didn't want the baggage
01:01:20that's not true
01:01:20actually
01:01:21I have to go plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:23my very sexy
01:01:24very booby outfit
01:01:27go go go
01:01:29Sophie I'm not gonna let you
01:01:30throw your life away
01:01:31just because of me
01:01:31alright
01:01:32if I'm gonna do this
01:01:33fucking frat party
01:01:3336 years old
01:01:34I will
01:01:38what could you have
01:01:39possibly been in that
01:01:41oh that was
01:01:42sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:43yeah
01:01:44I think I still have the ears somewhere
01:01:45ew
01:01:46that doesn't even sound right
01:01:48I just found
01:01:50the perfect outfit
01:01:51to match your boyfriend's
01:01:54Everly
01:01:55not funny
01:01:55imagine being
01:01:56old ass Luke
01:01:57stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:59and he gets a text
01:02:00from you
01:02:00in this
01:02:01if he hasn't jumped off a bridge
01:02:03he definitely will
01:02:04how pathetic is it
01:02:05that I'm playing mind games
01:02:06with a guy
01:02:07that I haven't even
01:02:07gone to second base with
01:02:08hey whatever helps you get over him
01:02:10okay
01:02:14red push-up bra
01:02:16or pink
01:02:17red
01:02:30get in
01:02:31get Sophie safe
01:02:33get out
01:02:34Sophie's the only person
01:02:35I'm doing this for
01:02:37sick costume bro
01:02:41right
01:02:44gotta have at least
01:02:46three chicks with you
01:02:47get in man
01:02:48sorry
01:02:50rules
01:02:59idiot
01:03:03I have to get to her
01:03:05where is
01:03:08stop being shy
01:03:09you look hot
01:03:13see
01:03:16wait
01:03:17hand me your phone
01:03:17why
01:03:22because
01:03:23I'm
01:03:24taking a point five
01:03:26and
01:03:27sending it to me
01:03:30no
01:03:31yes
01:03:37I got a hat
01:03:38I have to get to her
01:03:40where is it
01:03:50I need to be so drunk
01:03:52to predict what you just did
01:03:53he opened it
01:03:54immediately
01:03:55he's so ripped
01:03:57welcome to the party
01:04:02I need to be so drunk
01:04:03to predict what you just did
01:04:04he opened it
01:04:05immediately
01:04:06he's so ripped
01:04:09welcome to the party
01:04:13do it at his house
01:04:31it's just not the same
01:04:33when it's not him
01:04:34so
01:04:35so
01:04:36so
01:04:37so
01:04:37so
01:04:38so
01:04:38so
01:04:39so
01:04:40so
01:04:40so
01:04:41so
01:04:41so
01:04:42So be! So be!
01:04:45Yeah!
01:04:49Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:56Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:05:02Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:08Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:14You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:16Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:19That's a lie.
01:05:20You talk?
01:05:24Come on, Sophie! Let's play spin the bottle!
01:05:27Coming. My friend here's just leaving.
01:05:30Actually, I'll join.
01:05:32What? No.
01:05:33Don't let me go here!
01:05:42Who's going first?
01:05:45I'll spin.
01:05:46Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:48I hope it lands on me.
01:05:50He seems experienced.
01:06:02I'm confused.
01:06:03Fuck.
01:06:05Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:09What was the rule?
01:06:09As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:26Can't talk like adults.
01:06:28Can't we fuck like adults?
01:06:33You know, you dress like this, like you're on a fucking radio.
01:06:56How about another belly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:26I'll be right back.
01:07:31What?
01:07:33Time's up.
01:07:34What, were you just...
01:07:35You wanted to...
01:07:37I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:40Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:08:01So, how was it?
01:08:04Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:06I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:10Sophie.
01:08:12Sophie.
01:08:19Me?
01:08:21Sophie, come on, him.
01:08:23You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:25Come on, Noah.
01:08:36Okay, so...
01:08:37I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:39What?
01:08:40So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:43So, I'm warning you.
01:08:45You can relax.
01:08:46I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:48Really?
01:08:49But, all the rumors.
01:08:52Look, everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:55Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:58I don't even know a Derek.
01:09:01I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:09:05I'm so screwed.
01:09:07Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin, and I'm the only one.
01:09:11They're gonna kill me.
01:09:12No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:14No, no.
01:09:15They're gonna make fun of me to death.
01:09:16Wait.
01:09:18I'll help you.
01:09:20How?
01:09:27It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:29Come on, virgin.
01:09:33They're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate.
01:09:36We don't have time.
01:09:37Just come here.
01:09:40You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:42Really?
01:09:42You don't care?
01:09:45No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:47You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:50Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:56I owe you.
01:09:59Noah!
01:10:00Are you in there?
01:10:03Oh, yeah.
01:10:06It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:09Oh, yeah.
01:10:11That's enough.
01:10:15Selfie, if you open the damn door.
01:10:18Okay, ready?
01:10:19It's working.
01:10:22Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:24He deserves it.
01:10:49What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:51What the fuck were you doing to me with him?
01:10:55Well...
01:10:57First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:07Liar.
01:11:08You don't know that.
01:11:13You know you belong to me.
01:11:15Prove it.
01:11:20I'm out here, girl.
01:11:24I'm back up in the street.
01:11:28So I don't really got time to fuss and fight.
01:11:32No one's with you.
01:11:34Really got time.
01:11:36Yo.
01:11:39Get out.
01:11:50I need this off.
01:11:53I don't want to.
01:11:56Me too.
01:12:12What?
01:12:13Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:15No.
01:12:16No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:18I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:21I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:24You fucking idiot.
01:12:27You are.
01:12:36You are.
01:12:49Who else?
01:12:50You better take that.
01:12:51Someone better be dying.
01:12:54What's it?
01:12:54Code blue.
01:12:56They are.
01:13:00I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:13:01I have to go.
01:13:05I've been burned too many times.
01:13:07Are we ever going to do this, Sophie?
01:13:12Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is leave.
01:13:16I promise we're going to do this.
01:13:17We are.
01:13:19But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:23You deserve better than that.
01:13:25Better how?
01:13:29You have a passport, right?
01:13:32Sexy underwear?
01:13:33Check.
01:13:34A jacket?
01:13:36Check.
01:13:37A bikini.
01:13:38Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:40He didn't tell me.
01:13:43Crap, he's here.
01:13:46Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:48Oh my god.
01:13:49Oh my god.
01:13:54No way.
01:13:55This man's insane.
01:13:57He's actually psycho.
01:13:59On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:14:03Good luck soldier.
01:14:08Don't you have any advice for me?
01:14:10He's hot.
01:14:11Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:13It's finally happening.
01:14:39You look incredible.
01:14:41You said airport fit.
01:14:44I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:51This is so psychotic.
01:14:54Am I really worth all this?
01:14:58It's the first times.
01:15:01Are we flying domestically or internationally today, sir?
01:15:05International.
01:15:16Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm going to lose my mind.
01:15:21I'm sorry.
01:15:21I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:24You ready?
01:15:30A croissant?
01:15:32You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:35It's a hint.
01:15:37Go look at the view.
01:15:37You'll know where we are.
01:15:46Are you crazy?
01:15:47You took me to Paris?
01:15:59I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:04Luke.
01:16:11You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:13I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:18I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:20Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:38I think that's a good idea.
01:17:02I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:06You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:11Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:20Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:24She's all yours?
01:17:26Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:32Yes.
01:17:32We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:37I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:39We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:43Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:45I'm sorry?
01:17:48Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:52I'll give you two a moment.
01:18:00I'm so sorry.
01:18:02I don't know how this happened.
01:18:04I was trying to be safe.
01:18:06Wow.
01:18:08What do you think the odds are?
01:18:101.6 in 100.
01:18:12You'd probably hate me.
01:18:15As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:20Graduations in a month, and...
01:18:22I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:32Sophie, I'm all in.
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