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My Dad Is Poseidon - Full Movie
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nint doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Get harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiance. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burp!
07:48The
07:49You asked for this...
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping Orser?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:17Asshole.
08:18Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:20Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Beats too low.
08:28Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly?
08:36Gods make heroes with it you seasoned food?
08:41Huh.
08:42Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy. Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Liara. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:29It was...
11:32It was...
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:32Shipwreck? Those cuts are surgical, Liara. Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:45Boss? Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe. Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:20Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:26More. Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack. Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:19Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay. You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:46Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful but I...
14:58Daddy! Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I... I... I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:37Hmph!
15:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:04You disgusting freak.
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy.
16:10Yes.
16:12I've got you, baby.
16:15Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders.
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:06You, Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy after all.
18:31I'll see you next time.
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:49no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:07enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:24one step
19:24near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight
19:31yes yes my leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself
19:58that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish
20:06food in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:24the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:28who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:43poseidon
20:54is hades still breathing
20:55if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:10i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you
21:13i need a background check
21:19you know who i am
21:21hades is ace
21:22you crash my spot you die here
21:47little fish
21:55headed staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:08one two
22:15thank the fates the boss is here
22:23boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:34you're done get out
22:35in front of poseidon
22:37your ants
22:38i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord
22:46is this handling satisfactory
22:48i'm not here for fun
22:50dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
22:57understood
22:58i'll mobilize every team right now
23:00you have three days
23:01i'll be back
23:06everyone
23:06drop what you're doing
23:08full sweep on the leora and child
23:10every resource every contact
23:12now
23:13tell them poseidon's back
23:15yes boss
23:22poseidon's back
23:23let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34dylan wants the woman dead
23:36kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:38easy pickets
23:39let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew
23:53surprise daddy for lunch
24:02a forest nymph
24:04a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:05pathetic
24:09who are you
24:11dylan's orders
24:12come quietly to the stronghold
24:15or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy
24:18who's the ugly goat man
24:21hand over the kid
24:31stay away from my daughter
24:32don't you dare touch her
24:49mommy you're bleeding
24:51this forest is locked down
24:54surrender now
24:56i'll go with you
24:57on one condition
24:59let my daughter go
25:01no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine
25:15you die
25:24my poison fog
25:25the more you fight
25:27the faster it rots you from the inside
25:29give up
25:31you've gone too far
25:33even if i die today
25:34i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded
25:40poisoned
25:42done
25:44the kid's coming with me
25:47don't touch her
25:49come at me
25:50feisty one
25:52dylan wants you dead
25:54but first
25:55i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face
26:05all mine now
26:10let my mommy go
26:12you bastard
26:19lily
26:20lily
26:21run
26:22get out of here
26:27serve me well
26:28and i might let her run
26:30a little longer
26:37lily
26:44daddy
26:50your hands off her
26:59you touch my woman
27:01you're a dead man
27:07jack
27:09what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe
27:16so you're the boyfriend
27:17too bad
27:18i'll snap every bone in your body
27:20with one hand
27:37jack
27:38keep lily safe
27:39long as i'm here
27:41you don't lose
27:42shut up
27:43and go
27:43now
27:55if i pull this vine
27:57the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:00run all you want
28:02my pack tears you both apart
28:04i'll throw you out
28:05me
28:05oh
28:07oh
28:33no
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:49You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:38right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
30:59How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:34No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
31:46Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:34Beg now, and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:44You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:12In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This...
33:53can't be.
34:19Ancient Ekethra? The Coastal Legend Monster? Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:36They're coming for us. We're finished.
34:39Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:49They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:55Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:05My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:12You worthless creature! You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30What else should I be here?
35:36Maybe than, toi, nobody take this there!
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