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SHE'S NOT HOMELESS SHE'S HEALER GODDESS - FULL MOVE HD 1080P
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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvenate.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:04Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48Rejuvenate.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money. Fame. Power.
00:02:40It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:51Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:15Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22You're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:43Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:46The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What?
00:03:52Oh, geez. This is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay.
00:04:03I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:25What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:27Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he? What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28I have no clue what this is.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:51He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed!
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:15The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:29That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:39That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:50Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:32Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:34Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:39If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:54You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:09You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:11And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here...
00:09:17I'll leave.
00:09:19Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you...
00:09:32Then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:43Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:01Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:19Oh, okay!
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:52He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Yeah, right! I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:04Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:35Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:47have studied for years?
00:11:48We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:10Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:48And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:04I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:12It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:14And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him,
00:13:24you'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:51It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:14Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:19Oh, yeah? Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:24With pleasure.
00:15:35Oh!
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:59Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:35Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:45Malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:49But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33Alright, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:57We're gonna let this hobo slut!
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:05Wait a second.
00:18:09If you want to...
00:18:10Wait a second.
00:18:14You're gonna let this hobo slut.
00:18:15Three or two?
00:18:17That's fine.
00:18:18You're gonna let this hobo slut!
00:18:18I'm still in there.
00:18:19You just wanna let this hobo bitches don't let it?
00:18:19You just wanna know.
00:18:20What?
00:18:38you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:51i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing stock of the
00:18:55nation
00:18:56held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:19:03faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting me you found this
00:19:13bomb on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background she could be a
00:19:19god murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm
00:19:24shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir oh my
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:20steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that
00:20:25bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:33you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i just want
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:18you're not going to die
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:25can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:31bitch alive
00:21:36right he writes the wrong
00:21:45who the fuck are you and what the hell are you
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:10i will never oh really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:34attracted to
00:22:36a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:44you're just talking to me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:58we're almost there we're almost there aim get him boys get him
00:23:09fire fire
00:23:25those anus seals how is this possible it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not
00:23:39the
00:23:39dark witch
00:23:40young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to
00:23:47make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen angel and i are
00:23:53already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can except for the goddess
00:23:59healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have
00:24:04woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess maybe this homeless girl is really
00:24:14the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us how could you
00:24:21know for
00:24:22sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie you're wrong sir this homeless snake is
00:24:29using the forbidden techniques on master lysander it's called borderline revival she uses torturous
00:24:35pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:44that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right now naked in a
00:24:56jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant that it looks like it's up to me the witch doctor only i know the right
00:25:03techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever
00:25:11your
00:25:11heart desires i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden
00:25:18bachelor away
00:25:19from me this isn't the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life so we can both
00:25:28survive
00:25:47it's poison gas the poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas
00:25:56my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like
00:26:02her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison
00:26:09on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of
00:26:15us killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:34what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second
00:26:40you don't think that they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point
00:26:46your fingers at me if your brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god
00:26:51yeah she's the one who sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:57miss trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:02this is taking way too long captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten
00:27:11even a bomb shelter bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my
00:27:17god get
00:27:17back stuff ready aim oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:41the parasite's been extracted shooter dead now
00:27:45do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:56otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:28:02tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:08for
00:28:08yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't punish
00:28:16her i will don't hurt her
00:28:26he's a cure his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking
00:29:05medical advice from those with ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and
00:29:10unskilled hands i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo
00:29:17magic again wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the
00:29:23field of
00:29:24medicine than the queen angel and iron the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:39over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:46is that the
00:29:46patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:29:51brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:58we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:08i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:18already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:24and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:31got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but
00:30:36you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really
00:30:43i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:05hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck
00:31:14she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in
00:31:18the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:25i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:31oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:50you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:56licenses no we're not bride no she's just better than us oh my god
00:32:05we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she said it
00:32:12was just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that
00:32:17shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll but think about the impenetrable walls no
00:32:22normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never
00:32:27met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my life she won my
00:32:31heart over too but if
00:32:33my bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding
00:32:39gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:52now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:59name
00:32:59on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:36you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40and i did for three years while you were deployed yet you cheat on me with my best friend and
00:33:47now
00:33:47you're trying to swindle my home do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh
00:33:53it was a complete waste of my life when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:08i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah well marissa
00:34:19marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now she's the ceo of
00:34:28an
00:34:29entire corporation
00:34:34and you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade look what
00:34:42she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i
00:34:56gave her
00:34:58you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:35:02marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:13oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were
00:35:27gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:39what is he talking about you see show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this
00:35:51house on her own she was begging on the street for money
00:35:56i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even if you got no game i got street
00:36:02credit i got
00:36:02off keep you dig the word you're looking for is dignity and you're one to speak cheater
00:36:10is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:21so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:26what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade
00:36:37enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:55what if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why
00:37:03should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:10fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:17again do you remember that
00:37:26tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions trillions
00:37:40that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited from
00:37:50aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05but please tricksy dear i know it was to broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and
00:38:21dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:24i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything
00:38:30back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:35i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right who actually deserves you you will see
00:38:42tomorrow grandma oh yeah
00:38:51you said trixie's crushing my wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to
00:38:57extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:02snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself yeah you mean
00:39:10we broadcast that video yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:20she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:44sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner he served
00:39:50with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies well
00:39:54she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:58so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:10and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting
00:40:16her yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir let's roll
00:40:28her
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we
00:40:41getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing
00:40:46my biomedical company to go public
00:40:52congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:55like him stowe butch is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:01you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a partay after all i see
00:41:08some of the most important
00:41:09people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to
00:41:17give
00:41:17you the contract herself it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream
00:41:23of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight let the wedding begin
00:41:31not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:57you two really are a match made in hell
00:42:01so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:07uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:14trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:24me but my meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:29what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:34i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me and
00:42:41you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me she'll
00:42:48see everyone but already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:55show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for
00:43:01scraps from us
00:43:03the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite
00:43:09the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to get the u.s president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:33beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:39that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:45this is what us rich girls do they steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were too
00:43:53embarrassing for me sasa tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo
00:44:01self-admission of a gold digger quick somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front
00:44:06of everyone she'll make herself don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking leech i don't
00:44:12even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for
00:44:16me butch you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you
00:44:24know what i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa
00:44:36trixie because i've got the material goods you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be
00:44:42chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:59oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:18home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:26the guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:31and here
00:45:31she is like a good little uh peasant slave that house is for all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:59i'm giving it to charity
00:46:08bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:12can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just
00:46:17toss
00:46:17away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten
00:46:23delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming
00:46:28will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:34doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39this is where your dreams will die
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:48wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:59you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:04including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war
00:47:11hero he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:18unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:24general lysander armstrong no one here is gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:29then sasa is the virgin mary and she's you're just asking to be humiliated trixie show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:48:05president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:48:16poor
00:48:16do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as
00:48:24a disposable joshars are that's the only thing that now i can hold you back in the e-book that
00:48:24is
00:48:24possible if you do something that accomplishes me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking
00:48:28here maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came here
00:48:40to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no
00:48:45you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no man will
00:49:07marry
00:49:07an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:32don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:37save you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blow
00:49:48job in front
00:49:49of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:54i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before
00:49:59could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:06but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough
00:50:12you're souring my party so you either get the fuck out or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18on the count of three i think i quite like it here
00:50:21two
00:50:22two
00:50:33mmm this wine is so delicious one shoot nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:51:00Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never going to hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:27not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:38Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:40Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man would die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:51She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man who in a hundred-foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:10Look, man.
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire with fire
00:52:42to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:52:46You know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off with it because she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're going to do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming near her again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:53:00I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:33A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like they don't know who you are
00:53:39since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should try to play some of some more,
00:53:43don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:56Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman
00:54:08and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie,
00:54:16I have never met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:21So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really,
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:36No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:45So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:49Worth $500 million,
00:54:51previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:59This contains all the rights to my entire fortune,
00:55:03which is now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be that easy.
00:55:08They already spent their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:12Why, Sander,
00:55:13I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:15Look, I know.
00:55:17I know that you are the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:23is, um,
00:55:27well...
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:42Hey!
00:55:44Oh my God.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you,
00:55:54it's so much more.
00:55:55Trixie Amore.
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say no
00:56:05to this doggo.
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:29Woo!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:32The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:36Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:40No man in their right mind
00:56:43would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey. I don't care if she's homeless or not,
00:56:48but I'm making this woman my wife,
00:56:50which means that she will be treated as and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:00You still don't realize that my brother
00:57:03is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled
00:57:24the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England
00:57:28than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:31I bet my life you're all just Hector's.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:37What are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is, she's just a useless,
00:57:52lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:54She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:58I can dispose of them in other means
00:58:01if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:06I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:18Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:24Anyone these days could call anyone
00:58:27and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:34Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:47Oh my gosh, please.
00:58:48Please, please.
00:58:54Hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It's evaporated.
00:59:04It's in thin air.
00:59:07And that's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:12Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means...
00:59:27You're really Lysander Armstrong, the richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's married.
00:59:34The famed war hero.
00:59:36The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:52It's awesome.
00:59:53Please.
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long.
01:00:04You don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:12Do you have your hands for me?
01:00:14Or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:17Ah!
01:00:20I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:41I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4418 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you, Devin.
01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee,
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:09You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:12You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:13So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:21Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:25They're imposters.
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president.
01:01:32And she said your contract is not getting canceled because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:37So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:07So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president and the goddess healer approves of my product, who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:23No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:43No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie's a good person.
01:02:48Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the break-up between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:03:00Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:14out.
01:03:14She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:41And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:58But I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:04:38If you can.
01:05:05Get him!
01:05:05Get him!
01:05:07Get him!
01:05:20Get him!
01:05:21Get him!
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:42Drama.
01:05:44Meet my new fiance.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:58Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side.
01:06:11Right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20Drown out the poor!
01:06:30Drown out the poor!
01:06:33Mrown out the poor!
01:06:34Drown out the poor!
01:06:34What do you want and halve you?
01:06:51Drown out the poor!
01:07:00Drown out the poor!
01:07:07you will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:15what the fuck was that i don't care what the fuck it was i'm not letting her make a fool
01:07:20of me at my
01:07:28own wedding you forgot i had a gun too that'll teach you for messing with the wig hams take this
01:07:37tricksy and her family and get out of here we're quartered i'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:42devon you and your brother are both good men i will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:47they will be punished
01:07:52now hold still for me right rewrites the world
01:08:08holy fuck did she just reverse the bullet by chanting the goddess healer's chant she the goddess healer
01:08:19i'm all better now thank you mr xie see i knew that you were no ordinary woman no please i
01:08:27am just an
01:08:28ordinary girl don't put me on some sort of pedestal sure you hear that she's just some average homeless
01:08:35girl in the streets she was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet well i do
01:08:39not
01:08:39care for glory i do believe in justice marissa and butch not only have you betrayed me but now you've
01:08:47hurt the innocent too i will make you both pay for your crimes and who are you to judge me
01:08:52for what i do
01:08:54god wrong but you're close oh i'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives
01:09:04you want to cross the line so bad then let's see you try charge
01:09:17the hell is this this is the line between life and death yo was that extra neon spray paint
01:09:26i'll admit it looks pretty good but uh i'll die before i believe that's magic you're not the grim reaper
01:09:32what if it's a trap that woman has many tricks up her sleeves we ain't afraid of her she's nothing
01:09:38but a circus prostitute why don't you cross the line and see for yourself i will
01:09:47left leaves the wrong breast
01:09:56i'm fine nothing happened you'll see soon enough oh please i really want to die and you call this
01:10:03the line between life and death i knew you were just making that up whoops just frosted it again
01:10:09whoops and again nothing's happening
01:10:27what did you do to my brother i didn't do anything your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:34i suggest you take him to the ur if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:39come on major are you not going to help your own brother how was he able to cross the line
01:10:45see this
01:10:46must be an illusion
01:10:50only the pure of heart can cross the line will somebody take my brother to the hospital please
01:11:02you're so sore i wouldn't marry you you go and hurt my brother oh please you hurt us first at
01:11:08first i
01:11:09was really hurt by your betrayal but i've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and
01:11:15a
01:11:15coward marissa thanks for taking this low life from me you blame yourself for being worthless you
01:11:23think anyone would want to marry you when you got nothing to offer when you wear odd and crazy clothes
01:11:31all day don't touch my wife and instead trixie gets a handsome and protective husband you can daydream
01:11:44all you want now trixie but when the presidential contract arrives it'll hit you like a truck
01:11:49that you're nothing but an ugly phony and i'm the queen of everything oh really
01:11:54then let me show you how it is i who has everything you want you've got nothing on me
01:12:03yes tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:10goddess madam president i require your assistance yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:19get the vp we're leaving now
01:12:24did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states god i knew you
01:12:29were cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa you're pathetic
01:12:35trixie a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract coming miss wickham is
01:12:40correct i was on the phone with the president earlier only the most important people have madam
01:12:45president's direct line you hear that everyone there is no way lowlife trixie could have called the
01:12:52president by herself she's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention so she's
01:12:58come here to play up her importance no my granddaughter would never do that reversing
01:13:04time just to heal someone's wound only the goddess healer can do that is trixie really the goddess healer
01:13:18oh first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong
01:13:23and now you trixie are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract is this
01:13:28how the working class think all the time i never realized how delusional they were you can only dream
01:13:35of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces look i don't know
01:13:41what
01:13:41circus school you went to but you trying to make me jealous trixie it ain't working you can't just fake
01:13:47the yeah but goddess healing power is legendary it's like real magic trixie you're an angel but the goddess
01:13:58healing is beyond your imagination and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex won't her followers
01:14:04be furious and riot against you no trixie look i believe you you saved me whether you're a goddess
01:14:15or not you did that no matter what happens you are a goddess to me we'll riot against you now
01:14:23tear her
01:14:24tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart the vice president arrives
01:14:48who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:53you're general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've been
01:15:02through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird
01:15:09stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got the contract coming
01:15:15still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is you're the war hero general lysander
01:15:23armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding the moment you wake up you fall under this
01:15:30vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president he is the general
01:15:37oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that even the vice president knows me as an important ally
01:15:44to
01:15:44the nation's leader so what if tricksy picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and the
01:15:50president on our side you'll always be nothing tricksy i told you now punish them vice president
01:15:58langley this is treason lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08hurry the goddess healer needs us you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he
01:16:17single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't
01:16:22for miss tricksy he would enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just
01:16:29your brother yeah it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country
01:16:36i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:41and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a
01:16:44about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:17:02president i
01:17:02have swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:08let's try it out on them
01:17:12hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put innocent civilian
01:17:16lives and danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are
01:17:22disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:36that boys
01:17:42shoot wait that's the president
01:18:06I'm so sorry, Madam President, that was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud
01:18:13in the middle.
01:18:13What is this?
01:18:15Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:35Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:40There's no need.
01:18:41I'll save everyone.
01:18:56It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:03It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:07She, she, she is?
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:21The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yeah.
01:19:37Yes.
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:56My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:43You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:21:47Her.
01:22:02Welcome, goddess!
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:20Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person,
01:22:28help those in need,
01:22:30and make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract,
01:22:37it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:46But after everything you've done,
01:22:48we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:00She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:05She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:15I love you.
01:23:16She's gonna be my friend and I love you.
01:23:29She's a very beautiful friend.
01:23:30All her gold.
01:23:31All her glory.
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:36This is all...
01:23:37You seduced me.
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:40You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:43Please, Tracy, give me another chance.
01:23:47I want to be rich again.
01:23:49I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:01You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault.
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I didn't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:48Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:04Bill?
01:25:05Yes.
01:25:07Go to God's.
01:25:09Go.
01:25:10Go большой.
01:25:10Go.
01:25:10Go.
01:25:11Go.
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