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00:00:03New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:51Maybe someday.
00:00:56Probably.
00:00:58Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it.
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:41Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50Ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot!
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:23Why?
00:02:25I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:27No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of arms by a cop.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:16I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:43every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor
00:03:45in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:49I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:52What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now, Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:02Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:08Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:22But he's not your Cole.
00:04:23Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:25He's not yet.
00:04:26Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Good.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:27I'm getting back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmonds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:37Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.
00:05:49Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56Hey.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:09Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmonds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:23You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26No.
00:06:27Stop recording me.
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:06:59She does look like you.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, Bark Up.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Wow. Hayley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:28You missed the spelling your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence.
00:07:33So did you.
00:07:35Oh, no.
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have felt an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:06I lost the game.
00:08:07I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:16I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20It's more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:35Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:54All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:03Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:05You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:15Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:29Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:34Get out.
00:09:35Now.
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:38Damn it!
00:09:41Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:17Yeah, well, I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29We got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:37Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:38I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:39My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, no.
00:10:50Um.
00:10:52Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:56I mean, I am my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:10Hopefully guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:15Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:23Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh my god.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:39Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:48You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:51Oh.
00:11:51This is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh my god.
00:12:14Oh my god.
00:12:16Oh my god.
00:12:17Oh my god.
00:12:19Oh my god.
00:12:21How are you?
00:12:27Oh shit.
00:12:29Oh.
00:12:31Yo, what's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:35Yeah.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:51Let's see if these boobs are photoshopped.
00:12:55Stop.
00:12:56Delete it, please.
00:12:56Delete it.
00:12:57Stips.
00:12:57Stips.
00:12:59Stips.
00:13:00Stips.
00:13:00Stips.
00:13:01Stips.
00:13:01Stips.
00:13:02Stips.
00:13:02Stips.
00:13:03Stips.
00:13:03Stips.
00:13:08Oh my brave knight.
00:13:10I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh my god.
00:13:18Oh cool.
00:13:19Your enemy is kinda hot.
00:13:22Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:33Oh
00:13:49School enemy is my online girlfriend
00:13:56Stop it!
00:13:58Oh my god!
00:13:59Oh my god!
00:14:00Oh my god!
00:14:00Stop!
00:14:01Stop!
00:14:02Stop!
00:14:03Stop!
00:14:06Hey!
00:14:08You okay?
00:14:11Give that to me.
00:14:19Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:21What the hell, Cor?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:24Stop!
00:14:24Stop!
00:14:25Stop!
00:14:26Stop!
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:32Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:40She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Hey, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00All right.
00:15:01Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54What's up there, huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:01Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:12And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:19Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No.
00:16:24I'm not into this guy.
00:16:25I like you.
00:16:26Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:35Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:39That sounds amazing.
00:16:41When?
00:16:41With?
00:16:42Well, after school.
00:16:43At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:16Call me father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22Haley's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:30What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:35I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:42Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:49What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:54Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:02You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:14I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:19God.
00:18:20I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:22But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:27Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:34Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Guacamole wizard.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:41Ew.
00:18:43You waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:59oh no we're not here to give you any trouble we just noticed that you didn't
00:19:02have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:08eat it
00:19:21do you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school
00:19:26you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash guacamole wizard where are you
00:19:32oh and by the way cole's not gonna come save you because after all he's rich like me
00:19:42i'm nothing like you
00:19:47yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:51cole again why is he always here when i need help
00:19:55pick it up cole we were kidding it's ketchup
00:19:58pick that bloody thing up
00:20:04take out your phone and record this
00:20:13didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hailey anymore
00:20:16don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17so tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20you're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what i say
00:20:26i will leave hailey alone
00:20:30i will leave hailey alone
00:20:35got it
00:20:37let's go
00:20:39what are you looking at
00:20:43got it let's go
00:20:52uh thank you
00:20:55wow
00:20:57never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:00why do you keep following me around
00:21:02i just
00:21:04i happen to see you
00:21:07were you waiting at someone
00:21:09yeah
00:21:09my boyfriend actually
00:21:13well he
00:21:15he kind of stood me up so
00:21:17maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:23cole are you being nice to me
00:21:26you thought we were enemies
00:21:28i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:31so
00:21:31not that annoying
00:21:33maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:35are you trying to play with my feelings cole edness
00:21:37because it's not gonna work
00:21:39i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:47how'd that online boyfriend years make you fall for her
00:21:53he
00:21:53he makes me feel safe
00:21:56you wouldn't understand though
00:22:02i never understand better than you think
00:22:05cole understands me better than i think
00:22:09i don't see
00:22:12how you touch him like this
00:22:23if you keep staring i'm going to thank you
00:22:25you like what you see
00:22:26no my
00:22:28my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33in the game
00:22:36aww in the game huh
00:22:43why does he have to smell so good
00:22:53i can see why he likes you
00:23:05i can't do this
00:23:07i love my boyfriend
00:23:08and you will never understand that
00:23:10he's smart and he's kind and
00:23:14he loves me for who i am
00:23:16that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:21i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:31wait it couldn't be
00:23:34cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:44what was that notification on your phone
00:23:46it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:49got done getting waxed
00:23:51champagne problems huh
00:23:54you live such a tough life
00:24:00what was i thinking
00:24:01we are from two different worlds
00:24:04he just wants to play with me
00:24:05but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:12why didn't you come to school today
00:24:15i got into a car accident
00:24:16really are you okay
00:24:18you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:21he was right
00:24:21who
00:24:22nobody
00:24:23which hospital are you staying at
00:24:25i want to come visit you
00:24:26no no you can't i look miserable now
00:24:29you need to see me in style
00:24:31fine if you say so
00:24:33so are we going to prom together
00:24:36oh yeah we are
00:24:42why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:44whoever needs a charity case
00:25:02oh you
00:25:03oh me
00:25:04why is she so lucky
00:25:06cole's never been this way with
00:25:08any other girl
00:25:09people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:12i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14because you don't do any homework
00:25:21you finished it
00:25:23it's okay
00:25:25we'll get to know each other more
00:25:26i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27i'm curious about you though
00:25:29like uh
00:25:30how close are you with your mom
00:25:33what is he trying to do
00:25:35it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:38i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:54so
00:25:55are you going to prom
00:25:56i don't know
00:25:57i'm going to well i don't know
00:25:59so you have a date
00:26:01or shall i say victim
00:26:03are you jealous of me
00:26:04no
00:26:04me jealous
00:26:06no why would i be jealous
00:26:08oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:10you are so full of yourself
00:26:13you can do this on your own
00:26:14yeah
00:26:16no way
00:26:18it's a self-locking door
00:26:20really
00:26:20really
00:26:21the squirm is going to be back in an hour
00:26:22i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:26i'm not sorry
00:26:27am i that bad
00:26:28i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31don't worry
00:26:32maybe trust me
00:26:33i do
00:26:34we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36yeah
00:26:47that was my first kiss
00:26:51my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:53it was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this
00:27:09why did i want you to regret it
00:27:12you know we can do more if you want
00:27:29anyway i've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:33so you want me
00:27:37i think you know how much i want you
00:27:43do you want me
00:27:45i want you
00:27:55anyone in here
00:27:58oh my god how long have you two been in here i really need to change this lock are you
00:28:03two okay
00:28:04um yeah yeah we're good
00:28:06i think so
00:28:07we're all done
00:28:07great
00:28:08yeah i'll be right
00:28:09nice
00:28:15you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:17what didn't happen
00:28:18hey wait
00:28:20it's just hormones
00:28:22jake
00:28:23can you still play after your accident
00:28:25relax i'm not dead
00:28:26wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:35i gotta go
00:28:43guacamole wizard
00:28:44huh
00:28:48are you all better after your car accident
00:28:50do i know you
00:28:51why is he being so standoffish is he trying to give me a surprise
00:28:55or he heard something about cole
00:28:58you're crushing your soda can
00:29:01she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:04she was in a real car accident
00:29:05according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:10cole wait
00:29:12oh
00:29:17what's up guys
00:29:19um
00:29:20we were just chatting
00:29:21chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:25was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:28hey
00:29:29just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32they're your favorite
00:29:33right
00:29:35how did you know that
00:29:37tough day huh
00:29:38there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40they're my favorite
00:29:42he couldn't be cool
00:29:44could he
00:29:50the truth is um
00:29:51a dickhead
00:29:54you honestly get out of here bro
00:29:56you came to my table bro
00:29:57and knocked my ball away
00:30:05there goes again
00:30:07cole is jealous
00:30:08we got a problem here cole
00:30:10we don't have a problem
00:30:12we don't have a problem
00:30:14right
00:30:14tell cole to get my ball
00:30:16and we don't have a problem
00:30:18jake you know it'll take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22i have the ball now
00:30:23can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:27cole and jake are fighting over hayley
00:30:30maybe i can use that
00:30:34jake
00:30:35jake
00:30:35hey
00:30:37what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:40wait seriously
00:30:41yeah just one little catch you have to pretend to like hallie raw
00:30:48all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports if you have any questions
00:30:52i'll be at my desk
00:30:54i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going
00:31:01to end
00:31:02you've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:04i'm thinking
00:31:05about the report or about him
00:31:06why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:09we literally made out of a sword
00:31:11maybe maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:13no you don't
00:31:14how do you know that
00:31:15you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:17stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:19you have no idea
00:31:25oh my god is jake asking me to prom
00:31:41hayley someone's here to see you
00:31:55are you asking me to prom
00:31:57too cheesy
00:31:59no it's cute
00:32:01the accident the mozzarella sticks
00:32:04he is guacamole wizard
00:32:06so um what do you think you want to go to prom with me
00:32:10i i should feel happy but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:17hey can we not
00:32:21hey can we not
00:32:23dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:25my problem here dude is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28and you're out here distracting me with bad puns
00:32:32wow that is some weak shit man
00:32:34oh that's weak shit is this weak shit
00:32:40oh my god
00:32:48wow he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56wait i can't
00:32:57cool put me down put me down put me down
00:33:02don't do that again
00:33:16new couple alert
00:33:18fuck off jen why do you hate me so much cool
00:33:21you and i we're not that different and if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:25i think that we would make a great match
00:33:28like say if you asked me to prom i might say yes
00:33:34jen you want to go to prom with me jen you want to go to prom with me we're both
00:33:41hot and we're both rich and our dads have been in business like forever so
00:33:47how romantic i think i'll pass
00:33:51you're going to regret this call edmunds
00:33:58if i message corkamoly wizard
00:34:00i wonder if jake's phone were ding
00:34:03what should we wear to prom
00:34:15i'll talk to you later i'll see your own school okay okay yeah i'll see you later bye
00:34:20he's so different maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:24i don't know what i'm saying
00:34:25what i'm saying
00:34:27hey
00:34:27hey
00:34:27hey
00:34:31hey
00:34:36jeez
00:34:38god
00:34:43here i'll get it
00:34:44i know
00:34:50oh you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:53i don't care
00:34:53i do care
00:34:56hell yeah
00:35:13get over to prom with jake
00:35:15i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't even know you
00:35:19and you do how do you know i like mozzarella sticks that's something i've only ever talked
00:35:24because i pay attention to what you like i noticed at lunch the first day you were watching me
00:35:35just don't gonna apologize
00:35:51move
00:35:53cole is talking to hayley again your job is to keep them away from each other jake unless you don't
00:35:59want
00:35:59that internship that my dad got you obviously i do okay then break them up idiot
00:36:05what do i do
00:36:08i've got a few ideas
00:36:13here look
00:36:16someone will take you to prom all right i promise yeah really like who i mean the whole school hates
00:36:22me except for jake
00:36:24and you but you're not asking me
00:36:29hey oh hey jake hey how um i just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:37the other night yeah it was so sexy you're so sexy jake what are you talking about
00:36:47hey i hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:36:57and she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:36:59oh
00:37:01oh my god
00:37:20stop guys stop it stop stop
00:37:23what the hell is going on over there
00:37:28shit it's principal stephens i've got to save cole i mean jake i've got to save jake
00:37:38oh my god principal stephens i'm so sorry
00:37:42hayley rock that's detention after school don't be late
00:38:03what are you doing here can we keep you company
00:38:08it's the least i could do if you saved my house today
00:38:12the locker thing that was an accident
00:38:15oh sure
00:38:18uh so uh you and you and jake huh no he lied about that i don't know why though
00:38:26good
00:38:28yep
00:38:29father the asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:34thinking about him touching you kissing you i could kill him
00:38:41promise me you won't go to prom
00:38:45okay fine i won't
00:38:50because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:54okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:05oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:12okay
00:39:15yeah
00:39:24oh
00:39:24oh my god
00:39:26oh sorry
00:39:27hey trips
00:39:28no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:39:30what
00:39:31it always has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:36they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:46oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:54jen what's going on over there
00:40:06what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:11mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:30jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:37hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:44yeah you don't know about the come on
00:41:00hey um emma it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:17hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole
00:41:22thing never happened no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't can't what
00:41:32i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:39and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:52how cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravara okay okay
00:42:01i get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:10hey look at that
00:42:12oh my god
00:42:13oh my god you're a miracle worker
00:42:24oh what is taking so long you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:29shut up ella it's emma whatever
00:42:38oh my god
00:42:45oh morning valley whore
00:42:48how are things in the castle
00:42:55valley whore what are they talking about
00:43:12guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly
00:43:18i dream about you touching me
00:43:20oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:23touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:48here you go
00:43:50here this is for you
00:43:55oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:43:57you hacked my laptop
00:43:59oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:05what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:08what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:09no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:16because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:44stop it stop stop
00:44:48i thought i said the janitor some time
00:44:54jake
00:44:54hey
00:44:57now is the time
00:44:59tell them
00:45:00tell them what
00:45:01that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:19what why would you do that
00:45:21oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:25jake is this true
00:45:26have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:31sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:39yeah nothing personal
00:45:41oh
00:45:42oh
00:45:44oh
00:45:46all right all right all right enough
00:45:49what in the world is going on here
00:45:51is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's all him
00:45:54okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight
00:46:03you stole a leaf blower
00:46:05and defaced school property
00:46:07it wasn't school property dad
00:46:08it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:10jesus christ
00:46:11how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate cole
00:46:16you think that's what it could be
00:46:18who cares
00:46:19i care
00:46:20and
00:46:21i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:23so you're taking her to prom
00:46:25what
00:46:25oh over my dead body
00:46:27oh because you're like that hailey girl
00:46:30i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:32no no please don't
00:46:33please
00:46:34then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:36max's dad called
00:46:38he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go
00:46:40and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:42end of discussion
00:46:50come on you big coward
00:46:51message him
00:46:53just do it
00:46:53just do it
00:46:57you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake
00:47:14please can't you just tell me now
00:47:16i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:38okay
00:47:39you got the ceiling
00:47:41just take a deep breath
00:47:42you got this
00:47:43you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:11hey hayley
00:48:12i'm glad you came
00:48:13you look so pretty
00:48:14hi
00:48:15hey max
00:48:16your house is gorgeous
00:48:18i mean
00:48:19no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:20you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:23they don't care about shit
00:48:24get drunk girl
00:48:25woo
00:48:39what are you doing here
00:48:40valley whore
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:46hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48valley whore
00:48:53jen
00:48:53why are you doing this
00:48:55what have i even done to you
00:48:56to me
00:48:56oh
00:48:57i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02those are concerning
00:49:04actually
00:49:04kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:06did you know that
00:49:07hayley
00:49:08she's a little pervy princess
00:49:10pervy princess
00:49:13pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:16pervy princess
00:49:18hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:21leave me alone
00:49:23is there a fire
00:49:25okay we set off the alarm
00:49:28okay we set off the alarm
00:49:40oh
00:49:40Oh?
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:25him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:32honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:43wait
00:50:49please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have
00:50:54to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:58you
00:50:58trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:04trusted you and what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:18who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and
00:51:31please
00:51:32introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was hi mr happens so you're the
00:51:40scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:46is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:53you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:02mother
00:52:02is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:20you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:26any part
00:52:27of it so cool go with your dad hayley
00:52:41no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this co-patriarch
00:52:47hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49i promised your mother i would make you a success son
00:52:53even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:11and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:39these
00:53:39lovers together
00:53:44hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:08prom committee we're supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's
00:54:16never reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just
00:54:20have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole
00:54:44i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49what what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you can
00:54:55be
00:54:55together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love you really are
00:55:01no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:13mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door wait what he's here
00:55:38it's you
00:55:40i should have given you this to you a long time
00:55:44hayley i've wanted to tell you who i was from the bitter beginning
00:55:47my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:51to tell you who i was i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so
00:55:55you don't have to choose
00:56:08hey look i understand if this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but i
00:56:19i need you to know i love you
00:56:33cole i love you
00:56:35you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months
00:56:40i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:47but you're him
00:56:49you didn't expect her
00:56:50i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:56i do hope to
00:56:59i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:04you're hurt now
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:13there are those things i said we could do
00:57:16you know i don't
00:57:18yeah
00:57:21i'll take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:27i'm so beyond you
00:57:29just beyond me
00:57:47what do you think
00:57:4910 out of 10.
00:57:51yeah
00:57:51would do again
00:57:53okay sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:55i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58all right all right that's fair
00:58:00i'll uh
00:58:01i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:12oh god no i i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17and i'll just i'll just i'll just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:22i'll have to give you a minute
00:58:23no
00:58:23stop it
00:58:28um thank you
00:58:30isn't promenade
00:58:32i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:34i don't know but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:41cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:43oh
00:58:43i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:50yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:52but i don't even have a dress
00:58:55later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:08i thought
00:59:10only the best for my princess
00:59:12where did you get that
00:59:14i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:35cole are you here
00:59:37cole are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43you are a big problem
01:00:02i don't want to be here
01:00:02hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:05you try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:33uh-uh-uh i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up
01:00:37for at least
01:00:3820 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:01:01thank you oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this means the world to me
01:01:09i mean like who else would win right oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's haley and cole it was fine
01:01:23it's as great as your dad
01:01:24it's
01:01:29there uh this time that's up no but who cares
01:01:42i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46come on everyone say it with me pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:01:58wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:14i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life is this real jen's crazy who did this who did this
01:02:26what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone you little skit
01:02:32you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:41but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:03there was no answer you lied to me
01:03:19oh my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do
01:03:27all i have
01:03:28to offer is a lowly night with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of humor oh how
01:03:35can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57that you can't see i've already become that man and it's because of hayley and you can accept that
01:04:04that's how i'll make my own path and best believe me i can i'll say this it's the most backbone
01:04:11i've ever
01:04:12seen in you cole
01:04:15joy pro
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:27i kind of done with all you being by my son
01:04:30that was terrifying
01:04:32it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before though so
01:04:36i love you guys i love you guacamole wizard oh my god i gotta change that username yeah you do
01:04:44you
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