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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Raze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:50We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo.
00:01:58Let's go.
00:02:03Come on, Cleo.
00:02:25Commander Armstrong.
00:02:26His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:34He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money.
00:02:36Fame.
00:02:37Power.
00:02:38It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes.
00:02:47Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh.
00:02:50I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying!
00:02:56Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married?
00:03:03I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:22I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:35Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:39Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish?
00:03:43Mm-hmm.
00:03:43So you can barely feed yourself?
00:03:44The downfall of humanity.
00:03:46It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What the...
00:03:50Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine now.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:23What?
00:04:24My migraine's gone.
00:04:25Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:51I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:57I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging, there's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second.
00:06:18You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:21That's correct.
00:06:22Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:27That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:31We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:37No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:44bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:47James, come put out a voucher to the entire world.
00:06:51Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:01Mm-hmm.
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no fail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:21My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:37He'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:04But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:19What?
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:21What are we doing?
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:56Yeah, right!
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:32Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:03Endo-genic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:29Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:45And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:49which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:55Oh, yeah.
00:12:57If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:11And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:15Then let's have a bet.
00:13:17If you can't heal him,
00:13:20we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:27Mm-hmm.
00:13:28Mm-hmm.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:52No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:57What? Did you just call me?
00:15:01There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now, stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh, yeah?
00:15:17You wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:12If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:38Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:42Malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:54What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17:10General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:15Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:19Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:13Why do you think I'll never let this hobo slut touch her?
00:18:17I don't know who's gonna let it matter when you reach the house.
00:18:19They've got things to be too close to the house.
00:18:19Let's go.
00:18:19In the name of the room, everyone, guys, who are here, with this house.
00:18:22So let's go.
00:18:22There's nothing to be too close to the house.
00:18:22Let's go.
00:18:25You're not going.
00:18:25I'm not going.
00:18:26You're not going to be too close to the house.
00:18:27I'm not going.
00:18:27I can't buy it for all this.
00:18:28It's a little too close to the house.
00:18:30But I'm not going to be a great thing.
00:18:31Let's go.
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:39armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:51stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:18:58that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
00:19:08shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:14background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:28i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:06this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:17hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:23takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:40help me i'm just one
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an athrodisiac
00:20:55lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:09sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:21can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:27bitch alive
00:21:32right
00:21:33rewrite the world
00:21:35rewrite the world
00:21:38human
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:50saving me by bathing with me
00:21:53who are you your fucking spy
00:21:56talk
00:21:57i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper
00:22:06i will never
00:22:06i will never
00:22:20i will never
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:30attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:34it's science okay it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:37it's physically
00:22:40you're distracted me with your friend
00:22:43and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:46captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:54we're almost there
00:22:55we're almost there
00:22:58get em boys
00:23:00get em
00:23:01fire
00:23:05fire
00:23:06fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:09fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:11fire
00:23:11fire
00:23:14fire
00:23:17fire
00:23:17fire
00:23:17fire
00:23:18fire
00:23:22fire
00:23:22fire
00:23:22fire
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:31No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:34She's not the dark witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:10No, no.
00:24:12Absolutely not.
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:16How could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir.
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called borderline revival.
00:24:29She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:34It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:41I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:56The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:04You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:14from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:18The finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:45Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:50Poison gas?
00:25:51My son is in there.
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:55No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:05And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:13I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:32It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:35You don't think that they're...
00:26:37You!
00:26:38You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:42If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:46Oh my god.
00:26:46Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:49I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:57This is taking way too long.
00:27:00Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:02The big guns.
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:08She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap.
00:27:12Oh my god.
00:27:13Get back, son.
00:27:14Ready.
00:27:16Aim.
00:27:17Oh shit.
00:27:22Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:36The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:38Shoot her dead now.
00:27:39Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:46She's a fraud.
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:49I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:02You can see for yourself.
00:28:04Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:07That is it.
00:28:08No more stalling, General.
00:28:09If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:15Don't hurt her.
00:28:21He's secure.
00:28:28His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:45Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:51And his heart is strong.
00:28:53Come, feel it.
00:28:55I saved my son.
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:12Wait, wait.
00:29:13No, no.
00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:19angel, and I.
00:29:22The goddess healer.
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:30But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:36day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:39What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:42Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:46Take care.
00:29:48No, wait.
00:29:49Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:51He's right.
00:29:53We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:00Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:04I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:08I am already engaged.
00:30:13Already engaged?
00:30:14I am.
00:30:15I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's coming back today.
00:30:21But don't be disappointed.
00:30:23Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:35Take the gold.
00:30:36No, really.
00:30:38I don't need anything.
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancée.
00:30:48He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:53I must go.
00:31:00Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:03I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:06It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:13Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:20I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:26Oh my god.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:33No, no, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:36Lysander, our job was supposed to be mine.
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:51Wait, no, we're not brides.
00:31:54No, she's just better than us.
00:31:57Oh my god.
00:32:00We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:03She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:07But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:10why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll?
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my life.
00:32:25She won my heart over too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:32I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters,
00:32:43filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:48Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:49She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:01Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:11Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:15I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:17I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:24So sign over the house now.
00:33:31You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:34And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:44Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years and, uh,
00:33:48it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:57That's how much she would owe me
00:33:59if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:05of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:11Oh, yeah?
00:34:13Well, Marissa
00:34:15is so much better than you.
00:34:17She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:20And now,
00:34:21she's the CEO of an entire
00:34:23corporation.
00:34:27And you?
00:34:29You're still nothing.
00:34:31So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she, uh,
00:34:37got me for my engagement.
00:34:40Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:42That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:44the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:51You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact,
00:34:56Marissa,
00:34:57you and your dimwit brother
00:34:59only have everything you have
00:35:01all thanks to me.
00:35:06What?
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two
00:35:12are the ungrateful,
00:35:14cheating scum here.
00:35:15My granddaughter
00:35:16supported you
00:35:18and your entire family
00:35:20for three years
00:35:21while you were gone.
00:35:22How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:26Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:29Poor Edna.
00:35:30She still doesn't know
00:35:31what you're doing
00:35:31out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:33What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:35Show her, Bob.
00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:43your granddaughter is.
00:35:44She didn't purchase this house
00:35:46on her own.
00:35:47She was begging on the street
00:35:48for money.
00:35:50I can't be caught
00:35:51with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:53Even if you got no game,
00:35:55I got street credit
00:35:56I got out of keep.
00:35:57You dig?
00:35:57The word you're looking for
00:35:59is dignity.
00:36:00And you're one to speak,
00:36:02cheater.
00:36:04Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:11I want to see how regular,
00:36:13everyday people live
00:36:14so that I can help them.
00:36:16Of course,
00:36:17those without substance underneath
00:36:19would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:22It means
00:36:23the new girlfriend
00:36:24you think is an upgrade
00:36:26is actually a downgrade.
00:36:31Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:32Just sign the damn papers
00:36:33and we can each
00:36:34get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:51If you won't do good
00:36:52by me of breaking things off
00:36:54before two-timing me
00:36:55with my best friend,
00:36:56why should I do good by you?
00:36:58I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:00at your wedding
00:37:01as a charity to you.
00:37:04You fucking bitch!
00:37:05You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow,
00:37:10you will never feel
00:37:10so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do remember that.
00:37:20Trixie,
00:37:21Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you
00:37:24if you show even so much
00:37:26as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:27Grandma,
00:37:28I have to confess
00:37:30something to you.
00:37:31I've secretly amassed
00:37:32a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:36That would make you
00:37:38the richest person
00:37:40on the planet.
00:37:41It's because of the healing hands
00:37:42I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:45the god of healing.
00:37:46I've saved several world leaders
00:37:48with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able
00:37:51to give Marissa
00:37:52the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer.
00:37:55It makes me angrier
00:37:56hearing her name,
00:37:58knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:59But please,
00:38:01Trixie dear,
00:38:02I know it was
00:38:03broken your heart,
00:38:04but embellishing
00:38:06your worth
00:38:06and who you are,
00:38:08it will only delay
00:38:09the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to
00:38:11believe me just yet.
00:38:13After we lost mom
00:38:14and dad
00:38:15because we didn't have
00:38:15the money
00:38:16for their medical bills,
00:38:18I vowed that I would
00:38:19do everything I can
00:38:20to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm taking
00:38:24everything back from Butch
00:38:25and I'm giving it
00:38:25back to charity.
00:38:26You've always had
00:38:27an angel's heart.
00:38:29I'm certain you will
00:38:30meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you right,
00:38:33who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow,
00:38:36Grandma.
00:38:44You said Trixie's
00:38:45crashing your wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us
00:38:48too, Sasa.
00:38:49She's probably
00:38:50trying to extort you
00:38:51now that she knows
00:38:52you're rich as fuck.
00:38:54When nobody steps
00:38:55on Snake,
00:38:56Snake bites back hard.
00:38:58So let her come
00:38:59and embarrass herself.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:01You mean,
00:39:04we broadcast
00:39:06that video of me?
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Her cavewoman
00:39:11staked the 19th century
00:39:12tin can.
00:39:13She'll prop me up
00:39:14higher on my pedestal
00:39:15and the whole world
00:39:16sees her in her
00:39:16homeless mess
00:39:17against my
00:39:18presidential glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party
00:39:21into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:31Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home,
00:39:35General!
00:39:37Sir,
00:39:38the homeless woman
00:39:39who saved you,
00:39:40Miss Trixie,
00:39:40this is the file
00:39:41of her ex,
00:39:42Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with
00:39:43your regiment
00:39:44in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:46that can barely
00:39:46carry supplies?
00:39:47Well, she's been
00:39:48providing for him
00:39:49and his entire family
00:39:50while he's been
00:39:50deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:51So she waited for him
00:39:53for years
00:39:53and then he betrayed her.
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel,
00:39:56she's planning to bring
00:39:57it down on them
00:39:58at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:01Men,
00:40:01I'm only alive today
00:40:03because of that
00:40:03virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible
00:40:05power that saved
00:40:06my life.
00:40:07So she needs
00:40:07our support.
00:40:08Will you join me
00:40:09in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will learn
00:40:11our lives to protect
00:40:12her, sir!
00:40:14And let's roll.
00:40:30Welcome everyone
00:40:31to my wedding.
00:40:32Today is a very
00:40:33special day for me
00:40:34and Butch.
00:40:34Not only are we
00:40:35getting married,
00:40:36but in just one hour
00:40:37my company will be
00:40:37receiving the
00:40:38presidential contract
00:40:39allowing my biomedical
00:40:40company to go public.
00:40:46congratulations on the
00:40:47contract once again
00:40:48Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham.
00:40:49Stowe,
00:40:50butch is taking
00:40:51my last name.
00:40:52Oh, and please
00:40:52don't be so uptight
00:40:53Secretary Cho.
00:40:55You are the
00:40:56secretary of the
00:40:56entire U.S.
00:40:57health department,
00:40:58but this is a
00:40:58partay after all.
00:41:00I see some of
00:41:01the most important
00:41:02people in the nation
00:41:03have also arrived
00:41:04to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S.
00:41:08president will also
00:41:09be arriving soon
00:41:10to give you
00:41:11the contract
00:41:11herself.
00:41:12It's an honor.
00:41:13And that's why
00:41:14Sasa is the best
00:41:15wife a man could
00:41:16ever dream of.
00:41:18We will make sure
00:41:20the crowd is
00:41:20entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the
00:41:22wedding begin.
00:41:25Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't
00:41:28start until I
00:41:29say it does.
00:41:51You two really
00:41:52are a match made
00:41:53in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to
00:41:55save your guests
00:41:55from this oncoming
00:41:56train wreck.
00:41:57I don't recognize
00:41:58it from any of our
00:41:59elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Uh, this is our
00:42:02entertainment for
00:42:03tonight, sir.
00:42:04Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you
00:42:08doing here?
00:42:09This isn't the
00:42:10homeless shelter.
00:42:11You lost.
00:42:11I bet she's here
00:42:12to bum a meal off us.
00:42:14You know, being
00:42:14this poor.
00:42:17Me, bum a meal.
00:42:19Have you forgotten
00:42:20that it was I who
00:42:21bankrolled you two
00:42:21for the last three
00:42:22years?
00:42:23And what evidence
00:42:23do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go
00:42:26look at yourself in the
00:42:27mirror.
00:42:27I'm a millionaire
00:42:29CEO.
00:42:30Even the first woman
00:42:31president will be here
00:42:32any second now to
00:42:33congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing
00:42:34but a washed up
00:42:35sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like
00:42:38so obsessed with me
00:42:39she loves me.
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut ties
00:42:44with his ex, but she's
00:42:45so shameless and
00:42:47desperate that she'd
00:42:48still show up to my
00:42:49wedding to suck up
00:42:50to me.
00:42:51This is what poor
00:42:52sad girls do.
00:42:53They beg for scraps
00:42:55from us, the rich
00:42:57and glorious.
00:42:58Rejecting much,
00:42:59Marissa?
00:42:59You might feel all
00:43:00high and mighty now,
00:43:01but don't bite the
00:43:02hand that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm
00:43:05the one who's giving
00:43:05you the contract.
00:43:11You giving me
00:43:13the contract?
00:43:14You have no skills,
00:43:15no education,
00:43:17no connection,
00:43:18so how could you
00:43:18possibly have a pool
00:43:20to get the U.S.
00:43:21fucking president
00:43:22to give me a
00:43:23billion dollar contract?
00:43:24We both share
00:43:25humble beginnings,
00:43:26Marissa,
00:43:27and I saw potential
00:43:28in you.
00:43:29Even trusted you
00:43:29as my best friend.
00:43:30But I recognize now
00:43:32that greed has
00:43:33poisoned you.
00:43:34Don't be all
00:43:35sore now just
00:43:36because I stole
00:43:36your man.
00:43:37This is what us
00:43:39rich girls do.
00:43:40They steal from
00:43:41lame spinsters
00:43:42for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:44You were too
00:43:46embarrassing for me.
00:43:47Sasa tramples you
00:43:48any day.
00:43:49I can say that now
00:43:50that I'm marrying
00:43:51the rich.
00:43:52Bravo.
00:43:53Self-admission
00:43:54of a gold digger.
00:43:55Quick, somebody put
00:43:56that on a memoir.
00:43:57Sasa, she's
00:43:58embarrassing me
00:43:58in front of everyone.
00:43:59She'll make her stop.
00:44:00Don't listen
00:44:01to her, everyone.
00:44:02She's the gold
00:44:03digging, blood
00:44:03sucking leech.
00:44:05I don't even
00:44:05have to lift a finger
00:44:06and you're already
00:44:07embarrassing yourself
00:44:08in front of everyone
00:44:09for me, butch.
00:44:11You may look
00:44:12and sound like a man,
00:44:13but you're nothing
00:44:14but a pathetic coward.
00:44:15Okay, enough!
00:44:16You know what
00:44:17I always couldn't
00:44:17stand about you?
00:44:19Your moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:22Morals are just lies
00:44:23to make you lame girls
00:44:24feel better about yourselves.
00:44:25That's why no man
00:44:27will choose you
00:44:27over Marissa, Trixie.
00:44:29Because I've got
00:44:30the material goods
00:44:31and you're just
00:44:32all empty talk.
00:44:33I'm not here
00:44:34to request to be chosen
00:44:35because I'm the one
00:44:36who's doing the choosing.
00:44:39See this?
00:44:49Oh my God.
00:44:53Is that the billion dollar
00:44:54contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's supposed
00:44:59to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:00No, absolutely not.
00:45:02I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already.
00:45:06Don't worry.
00:45:07This isn't that contract.
00:45:09It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:11you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:16She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even have
00:45:18the guts to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her following orders.
00:45:21I asked her to sign over
00:45:22the lease and here she is.
00:45:24Like a good little
00:45:26peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth
00:45:28all her life savings.
00:45:32You want to, I don't know,
00:45:34beg for a little treat
00:45:35while you're at it?
00:45:46You must understand me.
00:45:48I'm here to take back
00:45:49everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51And I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:59Bro!
00:46:00She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just because
00:46:03she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:04she can pretend to be
00:46:05a deep pocket investment baddie.
00:46:06You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:08to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:12Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:14You've gotten delusional.
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:17so you can just show up
00:46:18to a fancy party
00:46:19and some Prince Charming
00:46:20will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:22Well, that's not happening.
00:46:24Security!
00:46:24Lock the doors.
00:46:25This woman doesn't leave
00:46:26until we're through with her.
00:46:31This is where your dreams
00:46:32will die, bitch.
00:46:36We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:38She's being cornered
00:46:39by her ex and his mistress
00:46:40at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:41Butch Tanner.
00:46:42Well, he's going to wish
00:46:43he died in battle
00:46:44after I'm done with him.
00:46:46Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns
00:46:51scare me, Marissa?
00:46:52I've saved plenty of people
00:46:54for much worse.
00:46:56Including your head of command, Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:03He's been in a coma for years
00:47:05after he saved the nation
00:47:06from a terrorist attack.
00:47:07You're an unskilled,
00:47:09unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:11So how could you possibly
00:47:12have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone
00:47:15like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here's going to believe you.
00:47:18If you really cured
00:47:19the incurable general,
00:47:21then Sasa is the fucking
00:47:22Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking
00:47:26to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:34See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me
00:47:43and Marissa alone
00:47:44because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:46I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:48Sasa, she has
00:47:50a billion-dollar
00:47:51biomedical contract
00:47:52with the military.
00:47:54Approved by the first
00:47:56female president
00:47:57of the United States
00:47:58herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:00She's just trying
00:48:01to leech off you
00:48:02like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:04Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:06No free meals
00:48:07for the poor.
00:48:08Do you see this,
00:48:09Trixie?
00:48:10This is high society.
00:48:12So you're either born
00:48:13on a silver spoon
00:48:14or you're as accomplished
00:48:15as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do
00:48:18some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:20maybe someone will drop
00:48:21a couple bucks
00:48:22in your tin can.
00:48:25I already have everything
00:48:27one can dream of,
00:48:28but I valued our friendship,
00:48:30Marissa,
00:48:30which is why I came here
00:48:31to give you a second chance
00:48:32to see if you'd apologize
00:48:34and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:35But no,
00:48:37you stooped so low,
00:48:39it disgusts me.
00:48:40Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:42than you standing
00:48:43on street corners
00:48:43like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows
00:48:46if you've already started
00:48:47offering sexual services?
00:48:50Well then,
00:48:52why don't you get
00:48:53on your knees for me,
00:48:53Trixie?
00:48:54My brother
00:48:55will never take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry
00:48:58an embarrassment like you.
00:49:00But make me happy,
00:49:01and I might consider
00:49:03making you my
00:49:03personal prostitute.
00:49:15How dare you
00:49:16hit my brother?
00:49:17I'm never letting you
00:49:18leave here alive.
00:49:20That's awesome.
00:49:21I do something.
00:49:22Don't worry,
00:49:23my dear.
00:49:24After I'm done
00:49:25with you,
00:49:25Trixie,
00:49:25not even the goddess
00:49:26of healing
00:49:27will be able
00:49:27to save you.
00:49:29Oh,
00:49:30is that so?
00:49:32Security!
00:49:34Get down
00:49:35on your knees
00:49:36and give Bob
00:49:37one hell of a blowjob
00:49:38in front of everybody
00:49:40here,
00:49:40or I'll pop
00:49:41so many holes in you
00:49:42the men here
00:49:43won't know
00:49:43which one to fuck.
00:49:44I don't need
00:49:45to be the goddess
00:49:45of anything
00:49:46to punish you.
00:49:47Any of the powerful
00:49:48leaders I've saved
00:49:49before could crush you
00:49:50before you even
00:49:51touch me.
00:49:52Dream on!
00:49:54You wish
00:49:55General License
00:49:55scooped you
00:49:56off your feet,
00:49:57but you weren't
00:49:57good enough for me.
00:49:58You're definitely
00:49:59not good enough
00:50:00for him.
00:50:01Enough!
00:50:01You're souring
00:50:03my party,
00:50:03so you either
00:50:04get the fuck out
00:50:06or I'm gonna
00:50:06shoot you.
00:50:08On the count
00:50:09of three!
00:50:10I think I quite
00:50:10like it here.
00:50:11Two!
00:50:22Mmm.
00:50:24This wine
00:50:25is so delicious.
00:50:26One!
00:50:27Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying
00:50:31a hand
00:50:32on my future
00:50:33wife.
00:50:40It's...
00:50:40It's...
00:50:45It's...
00:50:50Who the hell
00:50:51is this?
00:50:55I'm sorry
00:50:56that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:58No.
00:50:59I'm fine.
00:51:00But, um,
00:51:01when did I become
00:51:02your future wife?
00:51:05You saved me,
00:51:07Trixie, remember?
00:51:08I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never gonna
00:51:10hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really,
00:51:12it was nothing.
00:51:14I saved you
00:51:15because you're
00:51:15a good man,
00:51:16not because I want
00:51:17you to owe me
00:51:18any favors.
00:51:24I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one
00:51:26who cheated on me,
00:51:27Trixie.
00:51:28Look at you guys
00:51:29all lovey-dove.
00:51:30Don't try to pin this
00:51:31on her.
00:51:31She waited for you
00:51:32for three years.
00:51:33This is the kind
00:51:34of woman of virtue
00:51:34that a man
00:51:35would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:39Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there
00:51:42giving blowjobs
00:51:43for cash.
00:51:43No man
00:51:44who in a hundred
00:51:45foot pole
00:51:46would want to touch her.
00:51:48She should be happy
00:51:48Bob was willing
00:51:49to give her some.
00:51:54I see her
00:51:55in the Marines.
00:51:57I'm a major.
00:51:59Look, man,
00:52:00I know Trixie
00:52:01is like a,
00:52:02I don't know,
00:52:03a seven
00:52:03now that she's
00:52:04all cleaned up,
00:52:05but don't waste
00:52:06your manhood
00:52:06on a whiny,
00:52:07worthless woman
00:52:08like that.
00:52:14A real man
00:52:16never talks
00:52:17about a woman
00:52:17that way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:29We don't need
00:52:30to fight fire
00:52:30with fire
00:52:31to deal
00:52:31with the likes
00:52:32of them.
00:52:33You're very gracious,
00:52:34Trixie,
00:52:35you know that?
00:52:38You're only getting
00:52:38off of it
00:52:39because she's
00:52:39so kind,
00:52:40so you're going
00:52:40to do me the favor
00:52:41of never coming
00:52:42near her again.
00:52:42You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck
00:52:44with me,
00:52:44you little dipshit?
00:52:45I'm a fucking major.
00:52:47You're probably
00:52:48lowest rank
00:52:48of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll,
00:52:50I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really
00:52:52not know who this is,
00:52:53Butch?
00:52:54I thought you
00:52:55were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been
00:52:56doing this whole time
00:52:57if you don't know
00:52:58who this war hero is?
00:53:00He was just
00:53:01a supply boy.
00:53:04War hero?
00:53:06Is this all
00:53:07part of your plan,
00:53:08Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:10Did you sell
00:53:11your house
00:53:11to hire this actor
00:53:12so you can feel
00:53:13better about yourself?
00:53:14A woman's worth
00:53:15is tied to the man
00:53:16she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless
00:53:18because that guy
00:53:19looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl
00:53:24and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:27Seems like
00:53:28they don't know
00:53:28who you are
00:53:28since you've been
00:53:29out of action
00:53:29for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try
00:53:31to play some
00:53:32more.
00:53:32Don't you think?
00:53:35Bring in the wedding
00:53:36gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:45Trixie, listen.
00:53:46I know that you
00:53:47didn't ask for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life.
00:53:50But I know
00:53:51that we shared a moment.
00:53:55I'm not the kind
00:53:56of man to get close
00:53:57to a woman
00:53:57and then just disappear.
00:53:59It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody
00:54:02else here.
00:54:03Listen, Trixie,
00:54:05I have never
00:54:06met a woman
00:54:09like you.
00:54:10So incredible
00:54:12and kind
00:54:12and beautiful.
00:54:13So I know
00:54:14that you're the one
00:54:16for me.
00:54:18This guy's either nuts
00:54:20or a really,
00:54:21really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy.
00:54:24Oscar worthy.
00:54:25No.
00:54:27First gift.
00:54:32Trixie, I know
00:54:33that you just
00:54:34lost your home.
00:54:35So I'm
00:54:35gifting you
00:54:36with your own
00:54:37new mansion.
00:54:38Worth $500 million
00:54:40previously owned
00:54:41by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:44Second gift.
00:54:47This contains
00:54:49all the rights
00:54:49to my entire fortune,
00:54:51which is now yours.
00:54:53Entire fortune
00:54:54from a cowboy actor?
00:54:55It must be pennies.
00:54:57They already spent
00:54:58their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:01Why, Sander,
00:55:02I really don't care
00:55:03for any of us.
00:55:04No, look,
00:55:05I know.
00:55:06I know that you are
00:55:07the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman.
00:55:09Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:11my third gift
00:55:13is, um,
00:55:16well...
00:55:30Cleo!
00:55:31Hey!
00:55:32Oh, my God.
00:55:35You found my dog.
00:55:40Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:41But with you,
00:55:42it's so much more.
00:55:44Trixie Amore,
00:55:48will you marry me?
00:55:52You know I can't say
00:55:53no to this doggo?
00:55:58Yes,
00:55:58I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go,
00:56:17power couple.
00:56:18Woo!
00:56:19Ha-ha!
00:56:19Okay, stop.
00:56:21The only power couple
00:56:22here is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone
00:56:26how worthy this Trixie is.
00:56:29No man
00:56:30in their right mind
00:56:31would marry
00:56:33that embarrassing
00:56:33sack of scraps.
00:56:34Hey.
00:56:35I don't care
00:56:36if she's homeless or not,
00:56:37but I'm making
00:56:38this woman my wife,
00:56:39which means that
00:56:40she will be treated as
00:56:41and cherished as
00:56:42the most precious
00:56:43woman on Earth.
00:56:44Understand?
00:56:49You still don't realize
00:56:50that my brother
00:56:52is the most powerful
00:56:53man on Earth.
00:56:54This is General
00:56:55Lysander
00:56:56Armstrong.
00:57:03As if
00:57:04like the almighty
00:57:06General Lysander
00:57:07Armstrong would propose
00:57:08to a homeless
00:57:09prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:10Yes,
00:57:11the Armstrong family
00:57:12basically controlled
00:57:12the global stock market.
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15would sooner marry
00:57:16the Princess of England
00:57:17than someone from
00:57:17the lowest rank
00:57:19of society.
00:57:20I bet my life
00:57:21you're all just
00:57:21vendors.
00:57:23Then you better
00:57:23enjoy your last breath.
00:57:24Come on,
00:57:25Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them
00:57:27what we can do
00:57:27and get revenge
00:57:28for Trixie.
00:57:29What can a bunch
00:57:29of piss poor people
00:57:30do to us,
00:57:31the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with
00:57:33your poor people
00:57:33bad luck?
00:57:34She wishes
00:57:35she could blame
00:57:36her low status
00:57:37on bad luck.
00:57:38Truth is,
00:57:38she's just a useless,
00:57:40lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:42She's utterly
00:57:43unmarriable.
00:57:46I can dispose of them
00:57:48in other means
00:57:49if you don't
00:57:49prefer violence.
00:57:50I'd handle them
00:57:51myself,
00:57:52but...
00:57:54I'll let you do
00:57:55all the heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead,
00:57:57Lysander.
00:58:05Yes,
00:58:05hello,
00:58:05this is Lysander.
00:58:06Please
00:58:07bankrupt
00:58:07Marissa Wickham
00:58:08for me.
00:58:10Oh my gosh,
00:58:11I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days
00:58:14could call anyone
00:58:15and pretend to be
00:58:15on the phone.
00:58:22Uh,
00:58:23hello?
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm bankrupt!
00:58:41Hey,
00:58:42hey,
00:58:42hey,
00:58:43are you sure
00:58:44that was the call,
00:58:44Sosu?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just
00:58:47suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:48like that.
00:58:48My company's dead!
00:58:50It evaporated!
00:58:51It's in thin air!
00:58:55That's impossible!
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:00Secretary Cho,
00:59:01you said you're
00:59:02the Secretary of Health,
00:59:03right?
00:59:04And you yourself
00:59:04said that the Armstrong
00:59:05family owns the entire
00:59:06global stock market.
00:59:07Could that be?
00:59:09How they bankrupted
00:59:10Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means
00:59:14you're
00:59:14really Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:17the richest
00:59:18and most powerful man
00:59:19in the country.
00:59:21Trixie's married
00:59:22the famed
00:59:23war hero,
00:59:24the man every girl
00:59:25wants and every man
00:59:26wants to be.
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad
00:59:31will always end up
00:59:31losing everything.
00:59:33There's got to be
00:59:34some trick to this.
00:59:35You guys are just
00:59:36bums trying to extort
00:59:37money from us.
00:59:38It's awesome.
00:59:39It's awesome.
00:59:40It's awesome.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:47I know why
00:59:48you're all over
00:59:49Trixie.
00:59:49Because you've been
00:59:50in the military
00:59:50for so long,
00:59:51you don't know
00:59:52what a real woman
00:59:52can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you
00:59:55to my wedding chamber
00:59:56and I'll show you
00:59:56a good time.
01:00:00Do you have
01:00:00your hands for me
01:00:01or I'll have them
01:00:02removed for you?
01:00:07I would never
01:00:08be interested
01:00:09in a woman
01:00:09who's as vile
01:00:11and cruel
01:00:11and wicked
01:00:12as you are.
01:00:13Guess the cheater
01:00:14gets cheated on
01:00:15eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was just
01:00:19trying to save
01:00:19the company.
01:00:20I don't blame
01:00:21her at all.
01:00:22Your double standards
01:00:23are incredible.
01:00:24Okay, you don't
01:00:25want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:26But there's plenty
01:00:27of other efficiency.
01:00:28I can give you
01:00:29a room full of
01:00:30pageant winners.
01:00:3118 years old.
01:00:32Fresh for the taking.
01:00:40I did that
01:00:41so you wouldn't
01:00:42have to,
01:00:43Ms. Trixine.
01:00:44Thank you, Devin.
01:00:46Marissa,
01:00:47not only have you
01:00:48backstabbed me,
01:00:49your best friend,
01:00:51by stealing my fiancé,
01:00:53but now you'd sell
01:00:54out other innocent girls
01:00:55just to get
01:00:55your company back?
01:00:56You're an insult
01:00:57to all good women
01:00:58out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:00So now,
01:01:01everything that I've
01:01:02ever given you to,
01:01:03I'm taking it
01:01:04all back.
01:01:07Wait, everyone.
01:01:09Stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off
01:01:18the phone with
01:01:18the president
01:01:18and she said
01:01:19your contract
01:01:19is not getting
01:01:20canceled because
01:01:21it was assigned
01:01:22by the goddess
01:01:23healer herself.
01:01:24So we won't
01:01:25go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess
01:01:27healer?
01:01:27You mean the
01:01:28eccentric and highly
01:01:29elusive sage
01:01:30in the field of
01:01:30medicine approved
01:01:31of mine?
01:01:32Biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the
01:01:35highest honor
01:01:35anyone can have
01:01:36in the field
01:01:37of health and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess
01:01:38healer's motto
01:01:39is the right
01:01:41rewrites the wrong,
01:01:42the left
01:01:43leave the wrong
01:01:43bereft.
01:01:45That means she's
01:01:46rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would
01:01:48never let your
01:01:49company go
01:01:49bankrupt.
01:01:50In fact,
01:01:51she's on her
01:01:51way now.
01:01:54So you're
01:01:55telling me
01:01:55this dashingly
01:01:57handsome motherfucker
01:01:58over here
01:01:58isn't Lysander
01:02:00Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck
01:02:01cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president
01:02:03and the goddess
01:02:03healer approves
01:02:04of my products,
01:02:05who cares about
01:02:06this washed up
01:02:07war hero?
01:02:07We can break his
01:02:08legs, break his
01:02:09arms, no one
01:02:09would even bat an
01:02:10eye.
01:02:11She even gave us
01:02:11explicit permission
01:02:12to call upon secret
01:02:13services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:16FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest
01:02:19for fraudulent claims
01:02:20and identity theft.
01:02:23gotcha.
01:02:28Guess I still get
01:02:29the last laugh,
01:02:30Trixie.
01:02:30No, don't arrest
01:02:31her!
01:02:32Trixie is a good
01:02:33person.
01:02:34Please, officer,
01:02:35don't arrest her!
01:02:36Grandma, Mr. Rogers,
01:02:38Mrs. Williams,
01:02:39what are you all
01:02:40doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard
01:02:41about the breakup
01:02:42between you and
01:02:43Butch.
01:02:43We were worried,
01:02:44so we came here
01:02:45to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer,
01:02:48I can attest that
01:02:49Trixie Amoria
01:02:50is a good neighbor.
01:02:51She's very kind
01:02:52hearted and would
01:02:53never break the law.
01:02:54Yes, and one time
01:02:55when my daughter
01:02:56needed university
01:02:57tuition, Trixie gave
01:02:59her everything she
01:03:00had just to help
01:03:01her out.
01:03:01She also paid for
01:03:02my recent heart
01:03:03surgery as well.
01:03:04My fiance really
01:03:06is an incredible
01:03:07woman.
01:03:08She's an angel
01:03:09descended from
01:03:10heaven.
01:03:14You must be the
01:03:15criminal pretending
01:03:16to be General
01:03:17Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:18My brother is not
01:03:20a criminal.
01:03:20He's a war hero
01:03:21who single-handedly
01:03:22saved this country
01:03:23from a terrorist
01:03:24attack.
01:03:25Without him,
01:03:25this whole country
01:03:26would have been
01:03:26bombed to ash.
01:03:28And that's why
01:03:28his choice to crime
01:03:29is stealing his
01:03:30identity.
01:03:31General Lysander
01:03:32Armstrong only fell
01:03:33into a coma because
01:03:34of the fight with
01:03:35the terrorists.
01:03:35And we've received
01:03:36no word that he's
01:03:37woken up yet,
01:03:37so this must be
01:03:38an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that
01:03:41this whole dilemma
01:03:42with my identity
01:03:43is causing you
01:03:43a lot of trouble.
01:03:44I promise I'll get
01:03:45it resolved and we
01:03:46can focus on taking
01:03:47down your scumbag
01:03:48ex.
01:03:50If you want to
01:03:51arrest me, fine.
01:03:53But don't fuck
01:03:54with my fiancée.
01:03:55You don't get to
01:03:56decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:19Get him!
01:04:21If you can.
01:04:24Oh!
01:04:25Oh!
01:04:29Oh!
01:04:38Oh!
01:04:40Oh!
01:04:45Oh!
01:05:13Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:30Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:36He's so manly.
01:05:38Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:44Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, Sam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See, Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:23Hmm.
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:05I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:22That'll teach you from messing with the wig hams.
01:07:24Take this Trixie and the family and get out of here.
01:07:26We're quartered.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:35They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:43Right.
01:07:44Ray rides the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:07Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No.
01:08:13Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:35I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:45Bullshit.
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:08:51You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:17Yeah.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will.
01:09:34Left leaves the wrong arrest.
01:09:43I'm fine.
01:09:44Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please.
01:09:48I really wanna die.
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:52I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:56Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:09:59Nothing's happening.
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No, Bob.
01:10:13Hey.
01:10:14What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See?
01:10:33This must be an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:48If you're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:34it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44What?
01:11:44You've got nothing on me.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:58Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:07We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:45so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No.
01:12:47My granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:00Oh, my God.
01:13:03Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:09and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:41Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:55Trixie, look.
01:13:57I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:18Tear her apart!
01:14:19Tear her apart!
01:14:19Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:34Tear her apart!
01:14:36Tear her apart!
01:14:36Tear her apart!
01:14:36Tear her apart!
01:14:36Tear her apart!
01:14:36Tear her apart!
01:14:36Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:40Tear her apart!
01:14:44Tear her apart!
01:14:47No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie Hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:01Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:17And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:20He is the general.
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the president.
01:15:36On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:44This is treason.
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:00My brother is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:08You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:15Yeah.
01:16:16It's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:02Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh!
01:17:28Wait, that's the president.
01:17:41Who the hell are they, idiots?
01:17:50Oh, my gosh.
01:17:52I'm so sorry.
01:17:53Madam President, that was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime.
01:18:05These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:11I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing?
01:18:20Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need.
01:18:27I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold.
01:18:45What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She, she, she is, she is a criminal.
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President, we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you, because you're the one that would be going to prison once
01:19:03everyone is healed up.
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah, yes.
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:07You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The President is here, and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand.
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:20You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:24The one and only, and it's...
01:21:31Her.
01:21:32Her.
01:21:33Her.
01:21:35Her.
01:21:36Her.
01:21:41Her.
01:21:43Her.
01:21:44Her.
01:21:45Her.
01:21:57Her.
01:22:12Her.
01:22:12Her.
01:22:12Her.
01:22:26Her.
01:22:28Her.
01:22:30Her.
01:22:35Her.
01:22:39Her.
01:22:40Her.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is, Trixie has a heart of gold, she's an amazing person.
01:22:46And you've ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this
01:22:55planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14all her goals all her clothes all that could have been mine this is all your fault
01:23:21you seduced me you were the one that came on to me you him though please tracy give me another
01:23:30chance i want to be rich again i'll be your slave i'll kiss the ground you walk on you've had
01:23:38your
01:23:38chance to apologize but it's too late now all i see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others
01:23:44just to benefit yourself you two should be locked up and she shall for creating illegal weapons of
01:23:51mass destruction arrest marissa and butch wickham so your fault marissa i never loved you it's your
01:23:59fault i was only with you for your money i don't care you were rich i'll send yourself
01:24:06rest assured goddess we will not be using these biomedical weapons my platform is spreading
01:24:12kindness just like you i knew you'd uphold our shared values that is why i saved you
01:24:19with these healing hands i will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:24:25well let's not let this wedding go to waste let's party wait what if we just got married
01:24:34right now yes well
01:24:40do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner i do i do you may kiss the bride
01:24:48bye
01:24:50so
01:24:52you
01:24:53you
01:24:53you
01:24:53you
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