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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:47Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:27My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:59What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:01Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Get harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:56News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:30But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius's sea boat give him a wide bird!
07:49You asked for this.
07:50You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:15This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
10:36Mommy? Mommy?
10:45Mommy? Mommy?
10:48Mommy? Mommy?
10:52Mommy? Mommy?
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
10:55Mommy?
11:04Mommy?
11:10Somebody help me!
11:12Mommy?
11:24give me a name Leora
11:25who did this
11:27I'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:52your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:55you're my fiance my property
11:57you filthy whore
11:59spread your legs for some straight dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:12no let go
12:15with nymph blood in my veins
12:18even Olympus will bow to me
12:27I got careless
12:30diving near a shipwreck
12:31my fault
12:32shipwreck
12:34those cuts are surgical Leora
12:36someone did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy
12:43stay out of it
12:44boss
12:45soup's ready
12:52if I don't make it
12:54promise me you'll take care of Lily
12:57she's all we have left
12:59she's safe
13:00now drink
13:03soup isn't gonna fix this Jack
13:11Jack
13:12Jack you
13:14ambrosia residue
13:15golden apple sap
13:17I studied this in grad's time
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:22where the hell did you get this
13:25more
13:26try it
13:37these ingredients
13:38where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:12what a lively little snack
14:15what a lively little snack
14:27I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret Olympian vault
14:43you're safe here Liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51I'm not letting anything touch
14:54you or Lily
14:56Jack I'm grateful but I
14:58Daddy help
15:02something's trying to eat me
15:05Lily's in trouble
15:12I'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:26devour you
15:27and I might even claim the sea king's throne
15:32ha ha ha ha
15:37oh
15:42oh
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:12I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip every head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha!
16:20You ruined my meal?
16:24Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run.
16:50Go!
16:51Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:07You...Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:16If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:28Your powers are badass.
17:30You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me?
17:34No way.
17:35Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
18:00He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:27Failed at the perfect time.
18:42My liege.
18:44Have mercy.
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter.
18:46I swear it.
18:47Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord.
18:51Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show?
19:17My king!
19:19We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
19:20We swear!
19:21Listen to me.
19:22If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes!
19:32Yes, my liege!
19:44My love.
19:46Since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon?
20:03Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench.
20:07Right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:11There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:24The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:44Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:56If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:12I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:56Hades' staff?
21:58One shot?
21:59The sea king!
22:00He's real!
22:03Hades!
22:04You hiding?
22:05Come out!
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:10One!
22:11Two!
22:16Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:23Boss!
22:24This bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:32Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:35Get out.
22:35In front of Poseidon.
22:38You're ants.
22:39I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord.
22:46Is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:51Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:00You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:06Everyone!
23:07Drop what you're doing!
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource.
23:11Every contact.
23:12Now!
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:36Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:40Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:54Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:13Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:31Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:50Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:51This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you.
24:58On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:01No, Mommy!
25:03I'm not leaving you!
25:05Ha ha ha ha!
25:14Kid's mine.
25:16You die.
25:20You poisoned me?
25:24My poison fog.
25:26The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:30Give up!
25:31You've gone too far.
25:33Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded.
25:41You're wounded.
25:41Poisoned.
25:42Done.
25:44The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her!
25:49Come at me!
25:50Feisty one.
25:52Dylan wants you dead.
25:54But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:03Such a pretty face.
26:06All mine now.
26:10Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily, Lily, run!
26:22Get out of here!
26:27Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:31Shh!
26:32Ah!
26:33Ah!
26:35Ah!
26:37Ah!
26:39Ah!
26:39Ah!
26:39Ah!
26:40Ah!
26:40Ah!
26:41Ah!
26:41Ah!
26:44Ah!
26:45That's enough!
26:49Ready?
26:53Ah!
26:59Ah!
27:25Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:31you okay babe? so you're the boyfriend too bad I'll snap every bone in your
27:37body with one hand
27:54Jack keep Lily safe long as I'm here you don't lose shut up and go
28:12if I pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:17run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:32no
28:33no
28:47no
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28:51no
28:52no
29:06no
29:07no
29:09no
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30:28Okay, Lily.
30:29You can turn around now.
30:34Daddy?
30:35What happened to the bad guy?
30:37He got so dazzled by how cute you are,
30:40he just passed out.
30:46Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:49No, don't move.
30:50Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:52I'll be right back.
30:58Daddy, be careful.
31:01Don't worry, Lily.
31:02No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:10That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:13How much longer you got?
31:15Let me have my fun first.
31:18So what?
31:19I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:33Damn.
31:34You take a hit well.
31:36Let's enjoy this body.
31:37Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:41For Jack and Lily.
31:43Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:47No signal?
31:49You trying to hog the glory?
31:51More coming.
31:52Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:54No choice.
31:55I'm taking them down with me.
31:56This the woman Dylan wants?
31:58Where the kid?
32:00Some guy took the brat.
32:03Useless.
32:04Grab her first.
32:04Then we hunt the child.
32:10Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:16You all want to come at once?
32:18Then die together.
32:19Pick your graves.
32:32Why did you come back?
32:34Where's Lily?
32:38Lily's safe.
32:39Don't push yourself.
32:42So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:46Her taste is trash.
32:48Beg now.
32:49And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:52Refuse and you'll be screaming.
32:55End it fast.
32:58You?
32:59In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:02Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:05Just hold on a little longer.
33:07Jack means more to me than anything.
33:09I won't let him get hurt.
33:21You want my husband?
33:23Step over my corpse first!
33:26In a hurry to die?
33:27Fine!
33:28I'll oblige!
33:57You're half dead already!
34:00How the hell did you knock me back?
34:02The sea is sinking.
34:03Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:04This can't be...
34:32Ancient Ekethra!
34:34The coastal legend monster?
34:36Why would she be here?
34:40Ha ha ha!
34:41Our boss has real backing!
34:43He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:46No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:50They're coming for us.
34:51We're finished.
34:53Don't worry, darling.
34:54Things might turn around.
34:55Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:57Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:02They're here for me!
35:04Jack, stay behind me!
35:06With me here, no one touches you.
35:09Stop saying that, Jack!
35:10Look around!
35:11We're surrounded!
35:11We could actually die here!
35:18My lords!
35:20Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:26You worthless creature!
35:29You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:39Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:44Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:50We'll see you next time!
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