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Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama 2 (2022) [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:01:44I wonder what tonight will be like?
00:01:47It'll be life-changing.
00:01:48You think it'll be worth it?
00:01:50My older brother was a SIGGAP, and the girls that went to their parties never paid for a drink ever.
00:01:57I was thinking more like my future, like, will this help me find a better job, get a better man?
00:02:03You don't need a man to get through life.
00:02:05I know I don't need one, but what's wrong with a girl wanting one?
00:02:10Put it this way, four, five, maybe six years without buying a drink.
00:02:16Imagine the shoes you could get with all those savings.
00:02:19Here, come help me hang this.
00:02:23Here, baby.
00:02:30So, do you think there will be any boys tonight?
00:02:34It's a sorority.
00:02:35There are no boys.
00:02:36Then what is the point?
00:02:38The point is...
00:02:40Being a pie-ep is not just about your time here at the university.
00:02:44It is a way of life.
00:02:47No man shall ever fulfill the needs of a sister.
00:02:51No man shall ever fill the void of a sister.
00:02:54No man shall fill my void.
00:02:57I know, right?
00:02:58For a pie-ep has no void to fill.
00:03:02Don't get in here.
00:03:03My void.
00:03:06Something funny, ladies.
00:03:08No, ma'am.
00:03:10Then why are you laughing, bitch?
00:03:12Language.
00:03:13I won't have that kind of language in my house.
00:03:17You know that.
00:03:18Auntie Snake, these two were being insolent towards...
00:03:21I know what's going on.
00:03:23Auntie knows everything.
00:03:24They need to learn obedience.
00:03:28With its two young ladies' pie-ep-delta sisters yet?
00:03:33No, Auntie.
00:03:35Then they're off the hook.
00:03:37You're gonna just let them get away with every little thing.
00:03:40It'll be anarchy.
00:03:41Yes?
00:03:42Shut up.
00:03:48Can I speak with you in private?
00:03:53Of course.
00:03:56You scrubs are dismissed.
00:03:59Go clean yourselves up, look your best, and please pretend to be perfect little pledges.
00:04:05Yes, ma'am.
00:04:06Come on.
00:04:07Sorority says do this.
00:04:12What's eating you?
00:04:14Nothing.
00:04:15I mean, everything.
00:04:17This house, it's pathetic.
00:04:20I don't know.
00:04:21It's a little run down, but it still has its charm.
00:04:24Not the house house.
00:04:25The sorority?
00:04:27It's...
00:04:27It's lame.
00:04:29It sure is.
00:04:33What I mean is, pie-delta had always been the stink end of the sorority stick.
00:04:41Ingrades, degenerates, outcasts, filled with bad grades and easy, fast girls.
00:04:50God, I miss those days.
00:04:53Oh, excuse me.
00:04:55The legacy of the pie-delts is rife with...
00:05:00Okay.
00:05:01Well, oh no, maybe we are degenerates.
00:05:03Is that what people think of us?
00:05:06In our day, we wore it like a badge of honor.
00:05:11Our walks of shame were legendary.
00:05:16So this is why we have fewer pledges every year?
00:05:19How many pledges do you have this year?
00:05:21Including Ginger and Devon?
00:05:23Well, two.
00:05:27I like them.
00:05:28Yeah.
00:05:30Those girls have spark.
00:05:32Those are the types that are going to bring in more girls.
00:05:36Well, if they don't, we might lose our house and our sorority standing.
00:05:41We can't afford to pay dues without them.
00:05:45You know, our lack of pledges goes way deeper than our reputation.
00:05:51The real reason girls don't pledge here anymore is...
00:05:57The house has a curse on it.
00:05:59Here we go again.
00:06:01Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:06:02One pledge night, your sister, Spider, accidentally unleashed something evil.
00:06:08Get real.
00:06:11What parents named their daughters Spider and Snake?
00:06:14We were conceived at a petting zoo.
00:06:19Anyway, it's all true.
00:06:22My sister, my sister's a lifelong criminal, but she wasn't a liar.
00:06:39It was a dark and stormy night.
00:06:44Was it?
00:06:46Okay, it wasn't stormy.
00:06:48It was dark.
00:06:49They were just three young, super hot girls.
00:06:53Oh, look.
00:06:54There's Spider.
00:06:56Hey, sis.
00:06:58That one was Taffy.
00:07:00And there's Lisa.
00:07:03Lisa?
00:07:04And Taffy?
00:07:06I'm going to break into the bowling alley at the mall tonight.
00:07:09And bring me back some kind of souvenir as proof that you were there.
00:07:12Please, we have to pass this initiation.
00:07:15Oh, please.
00:07:18We'll do it.
00:07:20Good, then it's set.
00:07:22You'll break into the bowling alley.
00:07:24You'll bring back a trophy here.
00:07:26And then you'll be part of the sorority.
00:07:29That's how they ended up at the bowling alley.
00:07:31It was some kind of initiation prank.
00:07:35I never got all the details of what happened.
00:07:39Other than whatever it was that was released caused a night of terror.
00:07:49My sister was the only one who made it out of that bowling alley alive.
00:07:56Lisa and Taffy never even got to see their boobs drop.
00:08:01Tons of holes in that story.
00:08:03What happened to Spider?
00:08:06You know the license plate on your car?
00:08:09Let's just say she made that.
00:08:11She became an artist?
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14She went nuts and became a career criminal, idiot.
00:08:21After I saw what she'd become,
00:08:23I vowed I would dedicate my life to protecting girls.
00:08:26Like you, ungrateful bitches.
00:08:29Great story.
00:08:31Let me guess.
00:08:32You found the key to the liquor cabinet.
00:08:38I get that.
00:08:57I don't know.
00:09:00I don't know.
00:09:01I don't know.
00:09:03I don't know.
00:09:04It's just a little bit.
00:09:04But when they choose us,
00:09:05they have to choose us.
00:09:07We're the only two.
00:09:11You sit here and worry.
00:09:12I'm gonna go wash off all that dust.
00:09:16Well, you got a little right here.
00:09:45All right.
00:09:58There's some fucking spiders in there.
00:10:31Holy crud, the budget are top notch this year.
00:10:34I just wish there were more of them.
00:10:36You wouldn't know what to do with any of them anyways.
00:10:44You're a bonafide genius.
00:10:46Show me the monkey.
00:10:47Move that POV, bro.
00:10:57Come here, Mr. Cuddles.
00:11:07These chicks are full on three speeds.
00:11:09This is your greatest work yet, bro.
00:11:12I consider this charity work.
00:11:15I do it for free.
00:11:16This is for the people.
00:11:18Hold up.
00:11:19Here she comes.
00:11:26Who's your little friend?
00:11:27It's Mr. Cuddles and he whooped you.
00:11:31And I whooped Mr. Cuddles right back.
00:11:35It's all happening to me.
00:11:45Oh, mom, it's working, baby.
00:11:47Who is that?
00:11:49We're busted.
00:11:50Evasive maneuvers.
00:11:52Huh?
00:11:53Hide.
00:12:05Attention.
00:12:06Slobs.
00:12:08Five minutes until the ceremony.
00:12:10We'll be there.
00:12:12You better be.
00:12:13Otherwise it's...
00:12:20You heard her.
00:12:22Tick tock.
00:12:27Help me get into my gown.
00:12:40Prices subverted.
00:12:42That was close.
00:12:43Oh, guys.
00:12:45Guys.
00:12:57Dibs.
00:12:57I don't know, bro.
00:12:59Just to go back home.
00:13:23Now we can't see anything.
00:13:25Maybe.
00:13:25Just a sign that what we are doing here is completely wrong.
00:13:32Nah.
00:13:33We gotta move that camera back into position, bro.
00:13:35What fool is stupid enough to climb up there and do that?
00:13:41Why are you looking at me?
00:13:56I can't believe there are only two of us pledges tonight.
00:14:00Three.
00:14:01Wait.
00:14:02Where did you come from?
00:14:02The streets.
00:14:04The streets.
00:14:04What's up to you?
00:14:05I haven't seen you around.
00:14:07Um...
00:14:08Do you go to this school?
00:14:10School of Hard Knocks.
00:14:11You know?
00:14:12I guess that's a part of the school.
00:14:15Well, I'm Ginger.
00:14:17And I'm Devin.
00:14:20I don't know.
00:14:23Bitsy.
00:14:25Bitsy.
00:14:26Interesting name.
00:14:27Yeah, well, Devin isn't.
00:14:29Sounds like a dude.
00:14:31Uh, it can go both days.
00:14:32No one cares.
00:14:36The ceremony hath begun.
00:14:39I am so sorry, Sarah.
00:14:42I mean, Madame.
00:14:48You two lowlifes before me have chosen...
00:14:52Um, to...
00:14:52Sarah?
00:14:53Madame.
00:14:55There's three of them now.
00:14:56They're multiplying.
00:14:58Holy shit, there are three of you.
00:14:59Oh.
00:15:01Well, you three lowlifes before me have chosen the esteemed Pi Epsilon Delta Sorority Sisterhood
00:15:09as your forever home.
00:15:10But, has the Pi Delta Sisterhood chosen you?
00:15:16Are you worthy to wear the badge of solidarity?
00:15:20To forever pursue enlightenment through partnership with your fellow sisters?
00:15:25Yes.
00:15:28That was rhetorical, Loli.
00:15:30Oh, I'm sorry, but I will, for the record.
00:15:33Silence.
00:15:35Are you worthy of adorning yourselves in our Pi Delta letters to wear them with courage?
00:15:43Are you ready to spit in the eye of mediocrity?
00:15:47And will you never get behind on your dues?
00:15:52That is where I would like a response.
00:15:54Oh, sure.
00:15:56Yes, totally.
00:16:00Speak.
00:16:04Hm.
00:16:05Good enough for me.
00:16:06You are no longer sleazoids and lowlifes.
00:16:11You are now members, nay, family, of the sisterhood.
00:16:16Welcome to Pi Epsilon Delta.
00:16:20Got it!
00:16:20Yay!
00:16:21We're at it.
00:16:23Get out of here.
00:16:24Oh, my.
00:16:25Oh, my.
00:16:25Um, Sarah.
00:16:27I mean, princess.
00:16:29There's still a lot more in the ceremony.
00:16:32Hm.
00:16:33Who cares?
00:16:34Huh?
00:16:34I needed to get them on board before they fell asleep.
00:16:37Okay.
00:16:38But in accordance to the by-law set forth by the elders...
00:16:41Screw the elders, Tiffany.
00:16:43Okay, but what about all this?
00:16:47It's my favorite part.
00:16:50Sisters!
00:16:51Since we now have a vote.
00:16:55Who would like some of this?
00:16:57If you get near me with that thing, you'll be eating it.
00:17:03Anyone interested in...
00:17:06This?
00:17:07That looks kinda ouchy.
00:17:14Any problems or allergies with these?
00:17:17I'm cool.
00:17:18No problem.
00:17:20No problem.
00:17:38No problem.
00:17:50Turkey's really missing this.
00:17:54Almost there!
00:18:03No problem.
00:18:05No problem.
00:18:06No problem.
00:18:07No problem.
00:18:08No problem.
00:18:09No problem.
00:18:10No problem.
00:18:11All right, ladies.
00:18:12Pledge night is not over yet.
00:18:14There is one final task that you need to do,
00:18:16so go on upstairs and get cleaned up.
00:18:18Hustle!
00:18:20A final task?
00:18:22It hasn't been a final task in years.
00:18:24With all due respect, take a chill pill.
00:18:27Or a bottle in your case.
00:18:28You said that later.
00:18:34Not your thing?
00:18:36Hardly.
00:18:38I don't blame you.
00:18:41Never hurts to cut loose now and then.
00:18:44You don't know me.
00:18:47Auntie Snake.
00:18:49Now you know me.
00:18:50What kind of name is Snake?
00:18:53A damn cool one.
00:18:55And you are?
00:18:57Fitzy.
00:18:57Can you make fun of my name?
00:19:00It's a nickname given to me as a baby.
00:19:03Whenever I was dropped off at the orphanage.
00:19:05I kind of showed up on a rainy night.
00:19:07You know?
00:19:08Like I went down a water spout.
00:19:15What are you doing?
00:19:17Sorry.
00:19:18You had whipped cream in your hair.
00:19:46You had whipped cream in your hair.
00:19:46Boy.
00:20:00Even geekes you have whipped cream in your hair.
00:20:14Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya...
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:23Bro, did you fix the camera?
00:20:26Bro, we're gonna miss the best part!
00:20:48And we're high at speed!
00:20:51I can't believe it!
00:20:53I don't know how you do it with it.
00:20:57Do you think it's a little bit?
00:21:03Yeah!
00:21:03You're looking good!
00:21:04You're looking good!
00:21:05Yeah!
00:21:05You're looking good!
00:21:06Yeah!
00:21:10You're looking good!
00:21:14Yeah!
00:21:15You're looking good!
00:21:17Thank you!
00:21:21You didn't inform me of the final task.
00:21:25Oh, it's nothing.
00:21:26It's just a little debauchery in the bowling alley.
00:21:30The bowling alley?
00:21:32That place is off limits.
00:21:33It's tradition.
00:21:34It was one time, and we know how that turned out.
00:21:38Do we?
00:21:39That is why the sorority is failing.
00:21:41There's a lack of tradition of what once used to be a great organization for girls.
00:21:47This will be a bonding experience.
00:21:50You better hope that Auntie Snake doesn't find out.
00:21:56Who cares?
00:22:03What do you think this task is all about tonight?
00:22:05Deathly boring, most likely.
00:22:09I want you downstairs and ready in five minutes.
00:22:14Top job!
00:22:15We're missing it!
00:22:16You want me to kill myself over this?
00:22:18Give me that!
00:22:23Which one of you did this?
00:22:27Was it you?
00:22:28You?
00:22:28I would never do something like that.
00:22:32You?
00:22:33It wasn't little old me.
00:22:38Then it had to have been...
00:22:40You!
00:22:46You guys, why does this have a blinking eye?
00:23:00Busted.
00:23:05You think they nailed us?
00:23:06Never!
00:23:10I think they nailed us.
00:23:15Would love to stay and chat, ladies, but we were just passing by.
00:23:20Just happened to be in the neighborhood, huh?
00:23:23Yes, but not yours.
00:23:24We were nowhere near this place, bro.
00:23:26Watching a little movie, were we?
00:23:29Movies?
00:23:30Who has the time?
00:23:33No tea for me.
00:23:34Thanks.
00:23:35So you'll have no problem when the police arrive.
00:23:39Called the pop-up?
00:23:40Oh, no, no.
00:23:44Crap-pola.
00:23:45Look, busters.
00:23:47We're onto you pervs.
00:23:49That was a strict violation of our personal privacy.
00:23:53That was a severe offense in the eyes of the law.
00:23:56Punishable by death, fuckers.
00:23:58Please, no.
00:23:59My mom will kill my dead body if she finds out about this.
00:24:02Well, maybe there is a way out.
00:24:05We'll do anything.
00:24:06Anything.
00:24:07What do we say, sisters?
00:24:09We give these numbskulls a chance to redeem themselves?
00:24:12I say we paddle their asses till they cry like little girls.
00:24:16Harsh, but negotiable.
00:24:21Just tell us what we need to do.
00:24:25You Neanderthals have a car?
00:24:27We got wheels.
00:24:30The three of you are gonna drive us somewhere.
00:24:32You kicking in for gas?
00:24:34After we kick in your ass.
00:24:35Okay.
00:24:37Easy.
00:24:38Just tell us where we need to go.
00:24:40Hear.
00:25:09Let's go.
00:25:09Let's go.
00:25:35Bowling? Now?
00:25:37It's closed, you fool.
00:25:40Well, it won't be very fun then.
00:25:42What's the task?
00:25:44I like you.
00:25:45You get down to the bottom line.
00:25:47I like her bottom line.
00:25:51The same.
00:25:52You all know the sordid history of the Pi Epsilon Delta sorority,
00:25:57the thievery, the unsolved murders of our legacy sisters.
00:26:03All of that started right here.
00:26:07This bowling alley is ground zero for all those years of talking about us behind our backs,
00:26:13phony baloney curses, and body count bullshit.
00:26:16All of that ends tonight.
00:26:20Piss on those curses and belong.
00:26:23A Pi Epsilon Delta never waivers, never shies from adversity, and never gives up.
00:26:31Never ever.
00:26:32Your task is the very same one given to those sisters all those years ago.
00:26:39Steal the trophy, bring it back to the house, and with it, bring back glory to the Pi Epsilon Delta
00:26:47sorority.
00:26:48Yes!
00:26:50Come on, girls.
00:26:51Let's go.
00:26:56Shit.
00:26:57I didn't count on that.
00:27:11Did you learn that in JV?
00:27:19You coming with?
00:27:20No.
00:27:21No.
00:27:21We're staying out here.
00:27:22This is your task.
00:27:25Seat yourself.
00:27:30Bro.
00:27:35It's a paradise.
00:27:39It's perfect.
00:27:45Of course a trophy.
00:27:47Let's nab it and get the fuck out of here.
00:27:49Yes, of course, my fine lady.
00:27:52But first, we have some fun.
00:27:55Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we both!
00:28:01I won't try nothing.
00:28:03Well, you might regret it if you don't.
00:28:10Oh, get real.
00:28:43This is fun.
00:28:44Oh, my God.
00:28:45Oh, my God.
00:28:47Oh, my God.
00:28:48I love that.
00:28:48Oh, my God.
00:28:50Oh, my God.
00:28:50Oh, my God.
00:28:52Oh, my God.
00:28:58Oh, my God.
00:29:28Oh, my God.
00:30:00They could be in there all night.
00:30:02Are we just going to wait out here?
00:30:03Not even.
00:30:05We're going to go to the house?
00:30:06We're going inside.
00:30:08I had the boys from SIGUP rig the place.
00:30:12Sweetness!
00:30:15Come on.
00:30:17We need to be quiet.
00:30:26What are you, my shop, bro?
00:30:29People call me turkey.
00:30:30I'll bet they do.
00:30:33You need a brewski to wash that down?
00:30:36Brewski?
00:30:37Are you serious?
00:30:43I think I'm in love.
00:30:53Right on?
00:30:54Mm-hmm.
00:31:04Hey.
00:31:05Want to knock the dust off some balls?
00:31:07Excuse me?
00:31:10I don't know.
00:31:12I haven't done it since I was a kid.
00:31:14You can't be worse than me.
00:31:15Come on.
00:31:17Just take the ball lightly, but firm.
00:31:19Here, take a few steps back.
00:31:22Like this?
00:31:22Just like that.
00:31:23Good form.
00:31:24What's next?
00:31:25Then you walk real fast and funny to the line.
00:31:28Throw a thing as far as you can down the lane.
00:31:31Fast and funny, huh?
00:31:32Hey, it's a guaranteed strike every time.
00:31:35Well, then, here goes nothing.
00:31:46Your instructions kind of suck.
00:31:48Well, you weren't fast or funny enough.
00:31:57Jeez.
00:32:00Ten points for form.
00:32:02But, uh, you've never really bowled before, have you?
00:32:06Negative.
00:32:07Not once.
00:32:12Sweet.
00:32:18Now watch this.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Bro.
00:32:31You're a hustler.
00:32:32Now let me show you how to do it.
00:32:42Stand up straight.
00:32:44A little to the left.
00:32:46And hold it like this.
00:32:54Hey, baby.
00:32:55I'm a quick learner, huh?
00:32:57Totally teachable.
00:33:03Something bothering you?
00:33:07Duh.
00:33:08Duh what?
00:33:10Obviously, I'm still mad at you.
00:33:12I said I was sorry.
00:33:14Yeah, but what you guys did was really crummy.
00:33:17And you're only sorry because I got busted.
00:33:19It was just a college prank.
00:33:21Well, it wasn't cool.
00:33:23And I did not like it at all.
00:33:25Just tell me what I can do to make it up to you.
00:33:29Probably nothing.
00:33:31I know.
00:33:32They say the way to a woman's heart
00:33:36is a brand new pair of shoes.
00:33:39But wait, there's more.
00:33:48I truly am sorry.
00:33:50Apology accepted.
00:33:54None of these shoes are even my size.
00:33:55Oh, give me a break.
00:33:58I'm sorry.
00:33:59Okay, now, accept it, accept it, accept it, accept it, accept it.
00:34:05Accept it, okay?
00:34:09What a bunch of boring hoes.
00:34:11I don't know.
00:34:12I'm kind of liking it.
00:34:14Then again.
00:34:15We haven't even looked for the trophy yet.
00:34:17If this doesn't pick up,
00:34:19we may have to goose them a little.
00:34:25All right, ladies.
00:34:47Why those little bitches.
00:34:55Don't you get near me.
00:34:58Your mouth says no,
00:35:00but your body says all kinds of yes.
00:35:03Be careful, big boy.
00:35:05My daddy's in the NRA.
00:35:06Oh, no need.
00:35:07I'll be a gentleman
00:35:08and be on the right side of your mixed signals.
00:35:13So is that a yes, then?
00:35:16Not exactly.
00:35:22I shouldn't.
00:35:23Neither should I.
00:35:29What are you going to do with that?
00:35:30Call your mommy?
00:35:46How does this look?
00:35:47It looks great from here.
00:35:55No.
00:35:56Nope.
00:35:59You'll do.
00:36:00Are you really going to do this for your sisters?
00:36:03I didn't think that was your style.
00:36:05I only look out for a number one.
00:36:07I don't get it.
00:36:09And you never will.
00:36:10If you hate pi, epsilon, and delta so much,
00:36:13why'd you even join?
00:36:14The only scholarship I could score hinged on.
00:36:17That.
00:36:17And I'm clearly a masochist.
00:36:20You think that thing is real silver?
00:36:24Hard to tell with all the dust.
00:36:28Heavy.
00:36:29I wonder what the going price of silver is nowadays.
00:36:33Here we go.
00:36:34Hurry.
00:36:38Let's go.
00:36:39Chop, chop.
00:36:46You found it!
00:36:47Dude, get your own.
00:36:48I'm out of here.
00:36:49Yeah, like, go far.
00:36:51Like, no, no, no!
00:36:54No!
00:36:55No!
00:36:56No!
00:36:57No!
00:36:58No!
00:36:58No!
00:36:58No!
00:36:59No!
00:37:10What, you little?
00:37:12No!
00:37:13No!
00:37:15No!
00:37:16Um, girl?
00:37:19What the fuck?
00:37:32Free at last.
00:37:33Sultan almighty, I am free at last.
00:37:36Ha ha.
00:37:37The hell is that?
00:37:39Hold her, hold her, hold her.
00:37:40Before I take any questions, y'all.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:44Is he a Saga?
00:37:45No idea.
00:37:47Don't you set this off?
00:37:49Thanks a lot.
00:37:50Feels good to stretch these old bones again.
00:37:53You got any idea how long I've been cramming that vessel?
00:37:57Um, no.
00:37:58Too goddamn long.
00:38:00That's how long.
00:38:02Yeah, that's pretty long, man.
00:38:09Oh my god.
00:38:11About time.
00:38:13Totally.
00:38:15How long have we been in there?
00:38:17I don't know.
00:38:18I have a hella charlie horse.
00:38:21Whatever.
00:38:22Look at my hair.
00:38:24It's so flat.
00:38:27But the important thing is that we're free, right?
00:38:30Not with this hair.
00:38:33Look for some spray, will ya?
00:38:36Oh no.
00:38:38Did the other imp get out too?
00:38:40Oh, Junior, yeah.
00:38:42He's over there talking to some dopey kids.
00:38:44Oh, here we go again.
00:38:54Look at them.
00:38:56Did we ever look that goofy?
00:38:58As if.
00:38:59What are you?
00:39:01Listen up.
00:39:02Here's the 411.
00:39:04Imp-splaining.
00:39:06I'm an imp.
00:39:07An ancient being forged from magic.
00:39:09This shit.
00:39:11My kind roamed the earth thousands of years until one day, we didn't.
00:39:17I'm the last of my kind because, well, that's another story from another time.
00:39:21I got trapped in that vessel when-
00:39:23The trophy?
00:39:23Don't interrupt.
00:39:25I spent the last 30 years in that trophy when I went to look for my father.
00:39:29You know what I'm saying.
00:39:30Do we?
00:39:31It doesn't matter no how, because here I am.
00:39:34And that's all because of you.
00:39:35And for breaking me out of that hellish imprisonment, I will reward you greatly.
00:39:39Don't listen to him, kids.
00:39:42You mean like wishes?
00:39:45They're listening to him.
00:39:48Yes.
00:39:49Wishes, as you call them.
00:39:51Wealth, riches, looks, whatever your heart desires most.
00:39:54You name it, girl, I will make it so.
00:39:59So, you're like a genie?
00:40:02A genie?
00:40:03How dare you?
00:40:05Do I look like I need a carpet to fly?
00:40:07No, baby.
00:40:08I'm an M.
00:40:10Did you really expect a genie to come out of that bowling trophy?
00:40:15Okay, what about these wishes?
00:40:17One each.
00:40:18They're a lot of you.
00:40:20Make them good, make them count.
00:40:23I don't know, guys.
00:40:24This sounds like a recipe for disaster.
00:40:28How about you, big guy?
00:40:29What you want?
00:40:30Cars?
00:40:31Money?
00:40:32Girls?
00:40:33Mmm.
00:40:34I want to be a famous rapper.
00:40:36Really?
00:40:36You don't even rap.
00:40:39That's all I can think of.
00:40:40Your wish is granted.
00:40:45So disappointing.
00:40:49Who's next?
00:40:50I wish for the perfect man.
00:40:54Not too tall, not too short, doesn't talk a lot, and will love me forever.
00:41:02Now, someone who will be really into me.
00:41:05Someone I can become one with.
00:41:07Hey, what about me?
00:41:13The man of your dreams is just behind that door.
00:41:22Go to it, and find the stud of your dreams.
00:41:29Another satisfied testament.
00:41:31What about you, fella?
00:41:34Come on.
00:41:34I ain't got all night.
00:41:36I'm good.
00:41:38And you, little lady?
00:41:39What's missing in your life?
00:41:42How can I feel the void in your heart?
00:41:47Uh...
00:41:47Say it.
00:41:48I will make it soon.
00:41:50I-I-I wish for...
00:41:53Bro, I know.
00:41:54I want a shit ton of cash.
00:41:55Yeah, that's it.
00:41:56Cash out the ass.
00:41:57You snooze, you lose, girl.
00:41:59Sir.
00:42:00I like your style.
00:42:01Granted.
00:42:08Bro, what is this?
00:42:10I specifically said I want a shit ton.
00:42:12This isn't a shit ton, bro.
00:42:15Come to me, Devon.
00:42:17Come inside.
00:42:19Is that really you?
00:42:21The man of my dreams?
00:42:23Come to me, Devon.
00:42:26I've waited all my life for you.
00:42:33I'll never leave you.
00:42:36I don't know, it's a good start.
00:42:40Wow.
00:42:44My...
00:42:45What you dreamed of.
00:42:48And then some.
00:43:03You're old boy.
00:43:13I oh...
00:43:17I oh...
00:43:30What you dreamed of.
00:43:31Come inside.
00:43:32Now.
00:44:12Yo, come on, Em. I said I want to be a famous rapper. Where's my mic?
00:44:16Oh, it's coming.
00:44:33You said you want to be a famous rapper.
00:44:43Take that, Kit-Kat.
00:44:49All right. Who's next?
00:44:51You mean next to die? You can all stay if you want, but I'm out of here.
00:44:54Um, we need to get Devin first, though.
00:44:57Don't leave now. You miss all the fun.
00:45:00Fun my ass. Where's my wish, bro?
00:45:03Coming with us?
00:45:04Not till I get what I deserve.
00:45:06Oh, you'll get what's coming to you.
00:45:08Ha!
00:45:18Bro...
00:45:25Bro...
00:45:36How's that, the lifestyles of the rich and plain ass?
00:45:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:45:45I think I saved enough.
00:45:47You...
00:45:47Way enough.
00:45:48We should just run back to the house and pretend that this never happened.
00:45:52Solid?
00:45:53Way solid.
00:45:57Let's book.
00:46:00Am I everything you wished for?
00:46:05Will you be into me forever?
00:46:10Of course.
00:46:14And we'll always be one.
00:46:17Your wish is my command.
00:46:33Oh, my God.
00:46:36What's happened to me?
00:46:37I'm, like, totally a beast.
00:46:40Woo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:46:49It won't budge.
00:46:53Ah, two more fine young ladies.
00:46:57Two more wishes.
00:47:01What do your hearts decide?
00:47:03I wish you would leave me alone.
00:47:06Done and done.
00:47:09Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:47:11Oh, my God!
00:47:11Oh, my God!
00:47:15Crap!
00:47:16Gagged me with a spatula!
00:47:18Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:47:23I'm waiting!
00:47:25I'm not playing your game!
00:47:27Ah, but you must.
00:47:29But word to the wise.
00:47:32Choose your words wisely.
00:47:34Ha!
00:47:34Ah, gotcha.
00:47:36All right, okay.
00:47:38If I wished, for example, and I'm not,
00:47:43for you to open this door,
00:47:45it would smash me to bits, right?
00:47:48Possibly.
00:47:50Okay, and again, if I wished,
00:47:53and I'm not, to be snuggled up safely in my bed,
00:47:58I would be, but it would be on Saturn or something, right?
00:48:02You're very quick, and very imaginative.
00:48:06Cool bees.
00:48:07Okay, let me think.
00:48:09What do you always wanted?
00:48:11To live forever.
00:48:13I will be done.
00:48:15Wait, that doesn't count, does it?
00:48:18It sure does.
00:48:20You are a nasty little shit.
00:48:23Go enjoy your life.
00:48:25Your extremely very long life.
00:48:34Where's Devin?
00:48:35I don't know, she's like,
00:48:36I'm really into that guy right now.
00:48:38We need to find a weapon.
00:48:40You think that'll do us any good?
00:48:41I don't wanna find out if we don't.
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:48Ah, I'm good. Let's boogie.
00:48:56I'm good.
00:49:00Strike!
00:49:02You killed her!
00:49:04Great!
00:49:05Now we'll never be pi-epsilon-deltas!
00:49:08Seriously, Ginger?
00:49:15Oh, mother of God!
00:49:16Get away from me!
00:49:28Let's go.
00:49:37We can block the sink.
00:49:44How are we going to get out?
00:49:45We have to stop him.
00:49:47But how?
00:49:51I swear over my dead body that I'm never pledging a mother's for 40 again.
00:49:57Where's it from?
00:49:58How's it going to be?
00:50:06How are you?
00:50:06How are you?
00:50:22How are you?
00:50:24How are you?
00:50:24You're...
00:50:27Ledge...
00:50:27Ray ball!
00:50:28Dude this sucks.
00:50:29I didn't even wish for anything and your wish screws me over!
00:50:37What's taking her so long?
00:50:40From my experience with Lemon, it'll be another hour, at least.
00:50:46Let's hurry things up.
00:51:05Hurry up!
00:51:10Don't make us go in there.
00:51:14I kind of want to see it, though.
00:51:16Is it really as huge and magical as they say?
00:51:19Be my guest.
00:51:28Not a magic place! Not a magic place!
00:51:32Oh! Check it out.
00:51:35Yeah.
00:51:52In here.
00:51:57Do you like it?
00:51:59He's, like, so into me.
00:52:02Where's your esteem, girl?
00:52:21Is anything gonna help, anyway?
00:52:23Oh, that's positive.
00:52:24I guess we could just sit here and wait for the end of it.
00:52:34And that is the inevitable.
00:52:37I gotta tell you something.
00:52:39I really like you.
00:52:41And you're compelled to tell me this now?
00:52:43I just needed to say it.
00:52:45I may never get another chance.
00:52:47I like you.
00:52:48Your style.
00:52:50I think you're cool.
00:52:52Thanks.
00:52:52Thanks.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:55When the ambassador's for our wishes,
00:52:57our deepest desires,
00:52:59I wanted to wish for you to be in love with me.
00:53:03But I didn't.
00:53:04I couldn't.
00:53:06Because I would have known our relationship would have always been fake.
00:53:08A foundation built on falsehood.
00:53:13And, honestly,
00:53:16I couldn't always love you knowing that.
00:53:26Whoa.
00:53:28Oh, my God!
00:53:32In your head, did you wish for anything?
00:53:34No.
00:53:35We're gonna die in here anyway.
00:53:36Just tell me.
00:53:38Okay, fine.
00:53:40But don't tell anyone.
00:53:42I'm an orphan.
00:53:44I bounced from one home to another.
00:53:46I got kicked out from one home to another.
00:53:49I never knew who my real mother was.
00:53:51Even now.
00:53:53Especially now.
00:53:56Someone who worries about me.
00:53:58Somebody, somewhere,
00:54:00who loves me no matter what.
00:54:07I wish for my mother.
00:54:08Yummy, yummy, yummy.
00:54:11Oh!
00:54:13Oh.
00:54:21You called?
00:54:22What?
00:54:23What?
00:54:24You called?
00:54:26I can't.
00:54:27You're my mother?
00:54:28Duh.
00:54:34You look exactly like your father.
00:54:37but we act the same, we have the same shitty attitude.
00:54:42Connect the dots, girl.
00:54:45Both are pretty caustic.
00:54:49That's all.
00:54:58Both of you, let's go.
00:55:11But how do we get out of here?
00:55:13We're gonna have to put that imp bastard back in his bottle.
00:55:17Bad chance.
00:55:23You're not the same ugly jerk that killed our girls.
00:55:26Who are you?
00:55:29Aw, she never forgot us.
00:55:31So sweet.
00:55:33Your sister killed my father.
00:55:35Killing you would be extra delish.
00:55:39You aren't killing any more people tonight.
00:55:45Or ever again.
00:55:47I set out to avenge my father's death,
00:55:49but got imprisoned in that vessel for over 30 years
00:55:52with those chatted Caffys instead.
00:55:54Caffy and Lisa, you've seen them?
00:55:57Every single day.
00:55:59Those bitches never shut up.
00:56:01That's them.
00:56:02Fate worse than any death I can bring on your head.
00:56:05I'm a sported imp.
00:56:06Do you prefer to die by any means of a wish?
00:56:09Or should I just kill you now and get it over with?
00:56:12What do we do?
00:56:13That imp is going back in its trophy.
00:56:16The trophy is broken.
00:56:18What?
00:56:20Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think.
00:56:24I remember waking up in class once.
00:56:26The teacher lady saying something about
00:56:29saying names having power.
00:56:31Right.
00:56:32Saying its name gives you power over the evil.
00:56:35Well, it doesn't get any more far-fetched than that,
00:56:37but go ahead, give it a try, give it a whirl.
00:56:39Ask him his name.
00:56:42Hi.
00:56:43I'm Turkey.
00:56:45What's your name, man?
00:56:46Fuck you.
00:56:49Beelzebub.
00:56:50Bocephus.
00:56:52Do we help them or not?
00:56:54Sure.
00:56:55Let's let them live their lives.
00:57:02Rookaloo.
00:57:04Nostra dumbass.
00:57:05You'll never get it, suckers.
00:57:08I think he's right.
00:57:09It could be a million years before we even get it.
00:57:12Don't worry.
00:57:12I'll kill you long before then.
00:57:15Keep trying.
00:57:17Uh, um, heart doll.
00:57:19Um, bubble buns.
00:57:21Um.
00:57:22Come on.
00:57:23A little help.
00:57:24I'm a freaking ghost.
00:57:30What do we?
00:57:31Yay, us!
00:57:33Um.
00:57:34What's the use?
00:57:42No way.
00:57:43You were all so mine.
00:57:46So, so mine.
00:57:48H-Herold?
00:57:50Harold?
00:57:52Harold?
00:57:53What the actual fuck?
00:57:56That's your name?
00:57:58Harold?
00:57:59How did you guess, bitch?
00:58:00No!
00:58:01No!
00:58:02I can't!
00:58:02I can't go back!
00:58:08You girls suck!
00:58:09I'll get you!
00:58:12I'll get you!
00:58:16Yes!
00:58:17Oh, that's my girl!
00:58:19You did it!
00:58:21It was your idea.
00:58:25Let's get out of here.
00:58:27What do we do with this?
00:58:28Um, put it somewhere where no one can ever find it.
00:58:33Okay, let's go back to the house.
00:58:35You have pledges to record.
00:58:48Bye!
00:58:49Bye!
00:58:50Oh, that was so great.
00:58:53Yeah.
00:58:55Well?
00:58:57What now?
00:58:59Oh.
00:59:01Right.
00:59:03Hmm.
00:59:05Well.
00:59:07I guess we want the place?
00:59:10Yeah!
00:59:12Great idea!
00:59:29Kimmy!
00:59:30Kimmy!
00:59:30You're not supposed to go up there.
00:59:32Shh!
00:59:32Be quiet!
00:59:33Where else would it be?
00:59:41Hey!
00:59:42Okay.
00:59:44If I were a punch bowl...
00:59:49Where...
00:59:52would I be?
00:59:56There you are.
01:00:07Score!
01:00:10This is going to be a night those girls will never forget.
01:00:23You're watching you.
01:00:25The way you move your body does mean.
01:00:34Monsieur Ilala.
01:00:39You look really good out there.
01:00:42You look really good out there.
01:00:44You look really good out there.
01:00:44I think more.
01:00:46I got off the plane from Montreal.
01:00:51Hollywood had made it home.
01:00:54I felt like I was sitting on top of the world.
01:00:59Ooh-wee.
01:01:00Ooh-wee.
01:01:01Ooh-wee.
01:01:02A passion was my destiny.
01:01:06And now I need someone to please.
01:01:09I'm looking for the special guy.
01:01:13Who will hold me at night.
01:01:15And light up my life.
01:01:17Cause I...
01:01:18I've been watching you.
01:01:20The way you move your body drives me crazy.
01:01:25I've been watching you.
01:01:28The way you move your body drives me crazy.
01:01:33I've been watching you.
01:01:36The way you move your body drives me crazy.
01:01:48I've been watching you.
01:01:51The way you move your body drives me crazy.
01:01:56I've been watching you.
01:01:59I've been watching you.
01:02:00The way you move your body drives me crazy.
01:02:05Oh.
01:02:06I want your body.
01:02:14I want your body
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