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Eng Hating And Loving My Adopted Brother
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00:00:13I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:19honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:25Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me and tomorrow's the
00:00:33first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby! You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:57What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again next time I run you up. Was that
00:01:04night we
00:01:05shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just another one of your booty calls.
00:01:10I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my god, did she seriously just say that? Not gonna lie though,
00:01:16Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one night stand. Typical spoiled jock.
00:01:22We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out. I was drugged out of my
00:01:28fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give me a chance. Give our baby a
00:01:35chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You convert the baby! One more lie and it's over for you and
00:01:45that so-called baby of yours. Hey asshole, what's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant
00:01:51girls like that? Apologize! Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're
00:02:03sorry!
00:02:07Oh my god, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:13Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:29He's kind of hot.
00:02:33No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:36I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident.
00:02:39But it's nothing compared to what you did. Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:45Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:15wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:24Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:27Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:34What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. How old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not going to have to help him raise a baby now, am I? Wait, Dad, is she like my
00:03:44real sister?
00:03:46Yes. All right.
00:03:51Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:55Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:04:00Abigail, please, come in. Come in.
00:04:05Let me take this for you.
00:04:10Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this house
00:04:16as your home.
00:04:17I know it's been rough and clearly I'm not going to, you know, replace him, but hopefully I can be
00:04:22a good father to you too.
00:04:26Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:27And feel free to call me dad. I mean, if you, when it's, why don't I introduce you to your
00:04:32brother?
00:04:33He's going to love you. I am sure of it. Chris, come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:43It's you.
00:04:44It's you?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect.
00:04:55I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip.
00:04:58So this punk here is going to watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice. Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:1617.
00:05:17We're the same age. Does that mean dad cheated on mom?
00:05:21Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and dad told me if you ever need help with homework or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:31What, are you going to use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make
00:05:35my life miserable?
00:05:36What else did dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:44Huh? Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway,
00:05:58because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best.
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:06:29Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:32I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My bra!
00:06:54I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:00Hey, sis.
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:07:14Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back?
00:07:19You're going to have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're going to live in my house, it's going to be on my terms.
00:07:24What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one.
00:07:27In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:07:32No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two.
00:07:35You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay, and the third?
00:07:42How about this?
00:07:44You owe me one.
00:07:46Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:55What, is that going to be a problem?
00:07:57I didn't say that.
00:08:09I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thigh?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:22I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:26Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:08:31Chris, help!
00:08:32Oh, so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:34Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:35Her name is Bella.
00:08:36She's a beloved member of this household.
00:08:38Thank you very much.
00:08:39If you want to live here, you're gonna have to get along with her.
00:08:44Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:47Why should I?
00:08:48She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:50You know what?
00:08:50If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:53Ain't that right?
00:08:54No.
00:08:56Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:58You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all...
00:09:01Whatever.
00:09:02I don't want to ride from you anyway.
00:09:04Again with the attitude.
00:09:06Um, also one more thing.
00:09:08There's really no bus stops on the street,
00:09:10and Ubers take forever to get here.
00:09:11So, who knows?
00:09:12You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:14What?
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15Ciao.
00:09:18Uh, go over there.
00:09:20Chew!
00:09:34Chris, you asshole!
00:09:43Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:45Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:53And that is how you do it.
00:10:00Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:05You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
00:10:09You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:24Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:28Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:30Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:10:32What's your name again?
00:10:33Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:35I'm Kylie.
00:10:36Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:38What?
00:10:39No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:41That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:43Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:47I want to be your friend.
00:10:48Okay then, I guess.
00:10:53You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:54Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:57I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:08Don't go to that party.
00:11:09What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:12Wow, fine.
00:11:14My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:17Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:28What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:35A fruity bra.
00:11:37I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:42Nope.
00:11:43I need a serious glow up.
00:11:45No more of this childish shit.
00:12:00Okay, that's a good boy.
00:12:03No, these are not toys.
00:12:05These are not toys.
00:12:06These are not toys.
00:12:08These are not toys.
00:12:21Oh, no.
00:12:23The fruity bra to Lacey Thompson.
00:12:25I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:30Sorry about that.
00:12:31Can you just give it back to me, please?
00:12:33Nope.
00:12:34Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:37And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:41Oh my god, don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:45No, it has nothing to do with you.
00:12:47I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some underwear too while I was at it.
00:12:51That's all.
00:12:53I told you not to go to that party.
00:12:55You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:57Back off.
00:12:58I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:00Yeah.
00:13:11Dude.
00:13:13Feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:17My sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:24I'm gonna hang out with my new friends.
00:13:26I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:31Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not...
00:13:43This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:51Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:54Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:56Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:13:58Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:14:00I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:02Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:14:04Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:05You always bring me trouble, you stupid selfish dick.
00:14:12Listen, I'm only warning you because dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:27Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:29Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:35Come on, Kris, get a hold of yourself.
00:14:37She's your sister.
00:14:45Hey, Kylie, I'm here.
00:14:54Hey, Abigail.
00:14:55What brings you here?
00:14:57Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:03But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:06Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:09Aw, you must have misunderstood me.
00:15:12But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:14Is this for me?
00:15:15Let's have a look.
00:15:21Juice?
00:15:22What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:24If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:30It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:34No, don't go.
00:15:35You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:51I don't understand.
00:15:53I thought you wanted to be my friend.
00:15:54Why would you do this to me?
00:15:55Friends?
00:15:56With you?
00:15:58My dad's the wealthiest guy in town and you think you can be my friend.
00:16:03Oh, I get it now.
00:16:04You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:09Hey guys, check out my new friend, Abby Fail.
00:16:13She sucks just as much as our stupid name.
00:16:17Aw, say cheese.
00:16:18Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:20Kylie, stop.
00:16:21Aw, it looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:23Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:47Get off me.
00:16:49Leave me alone.
00:16:50Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
00:17:04Chris was right.
00:17:05You're the worst.
00:17:06I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:09Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie too.
00:17:14Finally showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:16Let's be real.
00:17:16You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:20That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:23You slut!
00:17:25You're actually delusional.
00:17:27And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:29Because I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:32Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:34How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:41Let go of me!
00:17:45If this doesn't feel right, I gotta go find her.
00:17:48Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:51Hey man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:54Let go of me!
00:17:58Please let go!
00:17:59I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:01Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:03Enough bitching!
00:18:05Come on guys, she's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:24My dress is too heavy, I'm sinking!
00:18:28Look at you, landing like a drowning dog.
00:18:39Help me! Somebody help me!
00:18:42Aw, Crowley won't. This is my house. No one's coming to see you.
00:18:51Oh my god, look at her. This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:18:57Abigail!
00:19:26I'm sorry I'm late. Are you all right?
00:19:27I'm sorry I'm late. Are you all right?
00:19:35Chris, we were just having a little fun with her?
00:19:38Fun, huh?
00:19:45How about now? You still having fun?
00:19:46What the fuck?!
00:19:54Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:00She's mine. You mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:05Hey, come on, let's go. Let's go.
00:20:25Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:27And your dress is soaked. We gotta get this thing off.
00:20:31Hey. Hey, Abigail. Wake up.
00:20:36Don't feel good.
00:20:37She's so drunk.
00:20:39Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:41Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes. Okay?
00:20:44Hey.
00:20:52Chris?
00:20:53Yeah? Did you say something?
00:21:06Abigail.
00:21:07Uncle Pat.
00:21:08I mean, Dad.
00:21:10Crap. If Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:13Hey, Abigail. Are you asleep?
00:21:15Mm-hmm.
00:21:16I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:18Mm-mm.
00:21:22Abigail, are you all right? Is something wrong?
00:21:30Abigail!
00:21:41Abigail!
00:21:48Stay calm. She's your sister.
00:21:50You don't feel anything.
00:21:52Chris, are you hot, too?
00:21:54Oh, my God. She's so drunk.
00:21:57And hot.
00:22:02Don't.
00:22:03It's really hot in here. Let me help you cool down.
00:22:09Help me.
00:22:17Shh. Don't.
00:22:35I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:45Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:49And...
00:22:50Are you hard?
00:22:52What is wrong with me?
00:22:54Why do I want my sister?
00:22:56Chris, are you mad at me?
00:22:58Look, you're right. Kylie's the worst.
00:23:01I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:02Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:05It was kind of sweet.
00:23:07Stop this. You can't want this. You can't.
00:23:10She's your sister.
00:23:36God, what am I doing?
00:23:38Kissing my sister?
00:23:39Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:41God, what am I doing?
00:23:41I don't know.
00:23:41I don't know.
00:23:54Chris...
00:24:07Oh, Abia.
00:24:22Oh, Chris.
00:24:24Oh, Chris.
00:24:26Oh, Chris.
00:24:28Yes.
00:24:30Yes.
00:24:36Oh.
00:24:38My God.
00:24:39How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:25:03Careful.
00:25:19Oh, shit.
00:25:20Why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:31Hey, get back here.
00:25:33Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:35Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:42Eat up, kiddo.
00:25:43There's plenty to go around.
00:25:56I know that you found somewhere better to lay your head at night.
00:26:01She better love you, right?
00:26:04Ask her, mommy, there's no much to tell her.
00:26:06What's your teller?
00:26:07That's an oversight, over, overnight.
00:26:15You're so hot.
00:26:19What?
00:26:21Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:24Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:26Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:31Fuck.
00:26:31Stay cool.
00:26:32Stay cool.
00:26:32Don't let Dad find out.
00:26:34Ah, no, I meant Bella, which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:40Um, hey, we're going to be late.
00:26:42We got to go.
00:26:44Hey, wait for your sister.
00:26:53Remember rule number one?
00:26:56Yep.
00:26:57Total strangers.
00:26:58Got it.
00:26:59Good.
00:27:10What the fuck?
00:27:17Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:22He's never driven any girl to school, like, ever.
00:27:25Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:27As if.
00:27:28She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:30God, he always attracts the most desperate, trashy sluts.
00:27:33Ah!
00:27:34Ah!
00:27:59Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:02Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school.
00:28:04Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right?
00:28:07Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:10All right, ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:12Boys, warm up.
00:28:36Hey, stop, seriously.
00:28:38Oops, sorry.
00:28:40It's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:28:41Totally an accident.
00:28:57Oh, shit, my top is gone.
00:29:04Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:07Okay, ladies, that's time.
00:29:10Boys, you're up.
00:29:14Oh, no.
00:29:16I think we're missing someone.
00:29:17Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:24Oh, my God, what is that?
00:29:26Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:32Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:34No freaking way.
00:29:35Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:37Don't worry, girly.
00:29:38We'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:41She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:43What a fucking slut.
00:29:45Can you please give it back?
00:29:47Uh-oh, you're too far away.
00:29:49I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:29:51I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:29:54Hey, boy.
00:29:56Abigail's bikini top fell off,
00:29:58and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:01Any volunteers?
00:30:04Just throw it to me, please.
00:30:06What?
00:30:07You're going to swim over here?
00:30:09Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:12All the guys are going to see her tits.
00:30:13We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:15Let's help her out then.
00:30:17Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:19That's so going viral.
00:30:25Holy shit.
00:30:27What are these?
00:30:28Double Ds?
00:30:30Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips.
00:30:33What should I do?
00:30:36Oh, yeah.
00:30:37I'm going to give it to her.
00:30:39They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:47God, she's so pathetic.
00:30:48Oh, Abigail, ready or not, here I come.
00:30:55Stay away from her, you son of a bitch.
00:30:56Oh, I'm going to give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:02I'm going to give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:03I'm going to give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:07I'm going to give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:16I'm going to give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:17I'm going to give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:18I'm going to give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:18I'm going to give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:19I'm going to give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:22I'm going to give it to her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:48Everyone, turn around now!
00:31:57You're safe, man.
00:32:02Again?
00:32:03Wait, Chris, don't get me wrong, I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:06I just wanted to help.
00:32:09You and you, you touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:33I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:36No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:41God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:45He saved me.
00:32:46Again.
00:32:48No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:50Does Chris like me?
00:32:51Even just a little?
00:32:55I need to see him.
00:32:56I need to think him properly.
00:33:02Hey, Asuka, what's up, dude?
00:33:04I wanted to ask, uh, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:09Great.
00:33:10Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:12Look, bro, I know you, and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:16Not ever.
00:33:19Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:21You happy now?
00:33:22For real?
00:33:23Nice!
00:33:24I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:26Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:28She's super cute.
00:33:30She has an insane body.
00:33:32She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:34Bro, you're trippin'.
00:33:35Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's medicine.
00:33:39She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:43Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:47Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:49He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:33:55I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister,
00:33:59I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:01Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:03Alright, see you later.
00:34:04See ya.
00:34:18Dude.
00:34:19What the hell are you doing here?
00:34:20I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:22No, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:23You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:27Get out.
00:34:30Get out.
00:34:33Get out.
00:34:33Get out, dude.
00:34:35Get out.
00:34:42What are you guys doing?
00:34:49Uh.
00:34:51Abigail.
00:34:53Want to go to the movies?
00:34:54Just me and you?
00:34:59No.
00:35:00No, Abigail.
00:35:01Don't go.
00:35:08Bro, you're trippin'.
00:35:10Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:14Oh, Chris, Florence.
00:35:16Just watch.
00:35:17I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:19Sounds fun.
00:35:20I'm down.
00:35:21Yes.
00:35:24Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:26Take all the time you need.
00:35:37Abigail.
00:35:38What are you doing in here?
00:35:40I have to change.
00:35:40Get out.
00:35:41You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:44Why not?
00:35:50Because.
00:35:52Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:35:55Are you serious?
00:35:56You are unreal.
00:35:57You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:00Get out.
00:36:01I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:06Because I am.
00:36:07I know I am.
00:36:08Get out.
00:36:08That's not what I meant.
00:36:10I said get out.
00:36:15Damn it.
00:36:16Why did I say that?
00:36:17God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:21But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:26Shit.
00:36:27I should apologize to her.
00:36:28I swear I got it.
00:36:34I swear I had to cry.
00:36:39I was trying to die down.
00:36:40I was like, oh my God.
00:36:40I think I could do it.
00:36:41I forgot to help but a lot of people don't even know who wants to get the heart to get
00:36:42it.
00:36:43You knew how I can.
00:36:47I don't know.
00:36:48That's my friend.
00:36:49I have a friend and I have a friend.
00:36:49I got an email.
00:36:50Since I met my friend and I have a friend, I have a friend and I can see it.
00:36:56I have a friend and I have a friend.
00:36:59Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:02I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:04Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:08Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:11Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:14He's just going to end up hurting you.
00:37:15You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:18Like with me.
00:37:19I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:26Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:29Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:32Because it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:39Fuck!
00:38:20Like the movie?
00:38:24Do you like the...
00:38:43Don't mind him.
00:38:45Have some more popcorn.
00:39:06What the fuck?
00:39:08I'm sorry, man.
00:39:09My hand slipped.
00:39:12God.
00:39:13Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:16I don't know.
00:39:17Jeez.
00:39:19I'm a mess.
00:39:20I'm sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:23That's okay.
00:39:24I still had a nice time.
00:39:33What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:35What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and settling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:40Hey, you've got something right there.
00:39:44Did I get it?
00:39:46Did I get it?
00:39:46Um, no.
00:39:47Not quite.
00:39:47Hold on.
00:39:50Fuck.
00:40:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:40:03This is whack.
00:40:04Look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:09I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:12Yeah.
00:40:20Does she actually like him?
00:40:29Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:36You're really cute.
00:41:00Why?
00:41:02why would I think of him at a time like this I um I'm just not feeling too good
00:41:10so I'm gonna head home
00:41:16you're the first person to ever turn me down Abigail that only makes me want
00:41:21you more morning son morning Chris make sure your calendars clear next weekend
00:41:29we're gonna go visit the graves of Abigail's parents what did you say gross
00:41:35Chris wait no no no what did you say you said her parents died what do you mean
00:41:40aren't you her parents you said she was my sister Chris I am not playing these
00:41:43games with you today no no dad I'm being serious is Abigail my biological sister or
00:41:48not is Abigail my biological sister or not no of course not Abigail is the
00:41:56daughter of my best friend he and his wife died in the line of duty oh I knew
00:42:04it God I knew it I'm not a freak
00:42:11well I don't know about that then the story starts to wrap up hero comes home a
00:42:16changed person so who can answer what are the three different parts in a play when
00:42:22he's not talking he's really not that bad
00:42:32is she that obsessed with Oscar God as soon as I find out she's actually not my
00:42:37sister she falls head over heels for my best bro fucking perfect Abigail do you
00:42:42know the answer Abigail answer the question hi hi hi hi hi hi I choose B my
00:43:02question was what are the different parts in a three-act play Abigail I expect you to
00:43:08pay more attention moving forward that's what's going on
00:43:15still an asshole what does Abigail have that I don't Chris just wait till we get
00:43:32home I'm telling dad your big fat boy oh my god Evie Everett is back isn't she
00:43:39Chris's girlfriend oh Chris's girlfriend oh the one in the photo the one in the
00:43:45locket that he never takes off yeah their childhood sweethearts back then Chris
00:43:49would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day he stuck to her like glue
00:43:54then two years ago Evie got into the Royal Ballet she's the youngest principal
00:43:58dancer ever isn't she awesome she sounds incredible
00:44:25Evie's back our Queen Bee's back
00:44:39oh my god they're so cute aren't they just perfect together so she's Chris's girlfriend oh she's
00:44:49flawless I've never seen anyone so gorgeous so graceful see that's Evie the only girl Chris has eyes for
00:44:58she's everything that she's everything that you're not hey guys look what we
00:45:02have here it's a sweet little love letter
00:45:10your teasing drives me mad you pick on me till I'm sad but I still want you so bad
00:45:20you're stubborn you're stubborn you're annoying but your smile's my undoing I think I really like you you kept me
00:45:28up last night thinking about that kiss I'd give you my first time and let you show me please stop
00:45:35it give it back give it back to me Abigail your kindergarten love poems are so cute no wonder you're
00:45:42still a virgin go on tell us who exactly are you gonna
00:45:45I might lose it to give it to give it to give it back to me
00:45:52give it back to me
00:45:55Kylie cut it out
00:45:58wow Abigail didn't know you had it in you miss goody two-shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar
00:46:05and Chris no no it's not what you think don't be shy girl share with the class
00:46:13who's that letter for Oscar or Chris
00:46:20is Abigail's love letter for me
00:46:25the letter is speak up oh my god was I right you've liked Chris all along haven't you tell everyone
00:46:33tell Oscar who's Chris to you
00:46:42I'm the one Chris is my brother
00:46:53Chris is my brother
00:46:54Chris is my brother
00:46:56and and this letter is for Oscar
00:47:01really
00:47:02cuz I've already cut it bad for you Abigail
00:47:10fuck I'm supposed to be saying
00:47:18I'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie plus Chris only thinks of me as his baby
00:47:25sister
00:47:29I wanna go home I wanna go home
00:47:32it's okay I'll get you home
00:47:36Abigail your first love died before it even had a chance
00:47:46hey Abigail you said you wrote that love letter for me is it true
00:47:52I
00:47:53Abigail you don't have to be shy I'll say it again I like you
00:48:00I just need you to say it do you like me too
00:48:06I
00:48:07I
00:48:08I
00:48:17I
00:48:17my brother
00:48:18he he doesn't have an umbrella
00:48:19so I should probably go home
00:48:22it's raining cats and dogs out here
00:48:23get home safe okay
00:48:35are you crazy it's storming out here why are you just standing under the pouring rain
00:48:39the rain didn't stop you from floating with oscar he was just walking me home okay that's all that's
00:48:45all please everyone knows you guys like each other i mean didn't you write him those love
00:48:51bombs aren't you obsessed with him why are you being so difficult let's just go inside and we
00:48:56can talk about it okay we can go inside if you agree to my third rule what rule number one
00:49:04in
00:49:05public we're complete strangers i can't have anyone know when we live under the same no way okay easy
00:49:11peasy rule number two you stay at least three feet away from me at all times rule number three
00:49:20no more oscar you're mine
00:49:35that was my first kiss
00:49:43tactically not your first what do you mean never mind
00:49:48abigail abigail i want you
00:50:19chris
00:50:22maybe we shouldn't your your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:25no don't worry he's gone on a fishing trip he's not gonna be back
00:50:40chris i
00:50:46chris i i i i don't know how
00:50:53that's all right abs you're doing amazing
00:51:09i want you to feel me
00:51:21god he's so hard
00:51:26sorry did i do something wrong
00:51:29did i do something wrong
00:51:30no you're doing amazing
00:51:41now let me return the favor
00:51:45wait maybe maybe we shouldn't
00:51:47it's okay
00:51:49you can trust me
00:51:51am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris my adopted brother
00:52:04look at me
00:52:06look at me
00:52:22chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:25dad
00:52:27chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:30dad i'm just uh just exercising
00:52:33exercise
00:52:35please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:40oh shit what am i gonna do
00:52:42what no no no i would never
00:52:44dad come on you gotta believe me you're my dad
00:52:46yeah i'm your dad so i know what you're like
00:52:51what's this
00:52:56what's this
00:52:59uh it's a napkin
00:53:01napkin
00:53:01a napkin yeah i was um i was eating dinner sorry dad on the couch i know i'm not supposed
00:53:06to do that uh what happened again
00:53:12oh dad i think you smell like fish from the trip
00:53:15uh i think you should you should go shower abigail's gonna be home any second
00:53:18really i stink
00:53:20yeah i don't i don't smell anything
00:53:24yeah all right
00:53:30i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:37look maybe maybe we should just tell him
00:53:40isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:42i mean is it he's your dad too and
00:53:45shit at this point he likes you but he likes me
00:53:47i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:53:51chris do you actually like me
00:53:59chris do you actually like me
00:54:01because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy and now you want to make
00:54:05it official so what's with the 180
00:54:07abigail i gotta be honest up until recently i thought
00:54:13i thought you were my real sister
00:54:15like my blood sister
00:54:18what oh my god
00:54:21chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:26oh my god you are silly you are so silly
00:54:29all right all right
00:54:31okay okay i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:35idiot
00:54:36a lovable idiot
00:54:41that's my girl
00:54:43what you looking at
00:54:46ah nothing
00:54:47listen chris
00:54:48i need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house
00:54:53you and abigail aren't happening
00:54:55what
00:54:56what are you what are you talking about
00:54:57listen
00:54:58abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own
00:55:01it was literally his dying wish
00:55:03as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:07what's that supposed to mean what i'm not good enough for her
00:55:09no you're not
00:55:10i mean you get into fights you
00:55:12you sneak into clubs you were suspended last semester
00:55:15abigail is on her way to harvard
00:55:17she's out of your league son
00:55:35what's wrong
00:55:36what if someone sees us
00:55:37what's wrong with that
00:55:38what am i not do you not think i'm good enough for you
00:55:41what no of course not
00:55:42it's just yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:55:50you're right
00:55:51you're right i'm sorry i
00:55:52i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:03see evie
00:56:04i was right
00:56:05they're not actually siblings
00:56:07i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:09since when did he have a sister
00:56:11maybe they're just like really close
00:56:13it's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:19abigail is it
00:56:20you think you can steal my man and get away with it
00:56:24not a goddamn chance
00:56:30i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:41oh my necklace
00:56:46that locket
00:56:52oh this
00:56:54two years ago
00:56:56right before i left for england
00:56:57chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:00look it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:05he said they're a matching pair just like us
00:57:08and that he would wear it every day
00:57:10and that i should too
00:57:11so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:57:13he said that way everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:18love
00:57:19love you forever
00:57:20i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart but
00:57:24i can tell he really means it
00:57:26and you're his sister right
00:57:28you know how he is
00:57:39oh abigail
00:57:40you are dumber than i thought
00:57:42a basic bitch like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:49it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:50he would wear it every day
00:57:52and that i should too
00:57:53so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:57:56no
00:57:58no it's fine
00:57:59chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:06oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:10what a joke
00:58:11just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:13what are you talking about
00:58:16you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister
00:58:18we know exactly what's going on between you and chris
00:58:21wanna know what you are to him
00:58:24you're a bet
00:58:25a bet
00:58:32yep
00:58:33ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie
00:58:36he's hated your guts
00:58:37you really think he likes you
00:58:39chris has been in love with evie this whole time
00:58:41chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:44he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:58:50oh look
00:58:51you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:58:53yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:58:56chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:08tell me the truth
00:59:09did you make a bet about me
00:59:11you found out
00:59:15listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:20answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for
00:59:24are you gonna love them forever and ever right right
00:59:28yeah but yeah but it's okay i've heard enough
00:59:31i hate you chris
00:59:36dude did you tell abigail about our bet
00:59:38you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:41everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:46so i told them we have a bet
00:59:49look
00:59:50i'll go apologize to abigail all right
00:59:53that's on me
00:59:54he said he wants you to help me get settled in
00:59:57you know with me being new here and all
00:59:59i don't know where anything is
01:00:00don't worry bo i got this
01:00:03plus abigail's your sister she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:06your family
01:00:08that's what family is for
01:00:15chris is such an asshole
01:00:17a total fucking jerk
01:00:20i'm in love with that jerk
01:00:21what am i gonna do
01:00:27it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:30so you knew about it too
01:00:31yeah
01:00:33sorry
01:00:36we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:39it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:42you don't have to apologize
01:00:43it's okay abigail
01:00:45this will be the last time you cry
01:00:48ever
01:00:51damn
01:00:52i thought you had this big crush on me
01:00:54you know i still have the love letters to prove it you know
01:00:57i was just caught off guard
01:01:02abigail will you forgive me
01:01:03we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:06oscar i should be the one to apologize
01:01:09i lied to you
01:01:12chris is not my real brother
01:01:14his father just adopted me last month
01:01:16that's why we've been living together
01:01:19i'm sorry i should have told you
01:01:21so that's why abigail's so special to chris
01:01:24he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:27he wants her to be his girl
01:01:30wow that's
01:01:32a surprise
01:01:33guys so um why tell me now
01:01:38i'm sorry oscar thank you for liking me
01:01:42i just i have feelings for someone else
01:01:51ah so there's someone else
01:01:55well he hurt you didn't he
01:01:57you know
01:01:59i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:02:03is to find someone new
01:02:06abigail i could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:09maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:11that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:12who knows
01:02:13you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:16i know that's selfish but
01:02:18god i want to give myself one more chin
01:02:25what the fuck are you doing
01:02:33what are you doing
01:02:34getting all cozy with oscar like this
01:02:36what do i just mean nothing to you
01:02:37oh great it's you
01:02:39what do you want
01:02:40tell me
01:02:41who is oscar to you
01:02:44oscar is my crush
01:02:45he's the guy that i like
01:02:46i want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:48what about me
01:02:49what about us
01:02:50bro chris you gotta calm down
01:02:52dude fuck off
01:02:53what are you so pissed off for
01:02:55okay so we messed around
01:02:57we had some fun so what
01:02:59messing around
01:03:00that's all that was to you
01:03:02yeah duh
01:03:03oscar can actually keep up with me
01:03:05do you think i would choose you
01:03:06a loser who cuts class just to pick fights
01:03:09tell me honestly
01:03:11do you actually mean that
01:03:12of course i do
01:03:15chris
01:03:16i think bennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:20eves
01:03:21i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:28chris let's go shopping later
01:03:29i need new ballet slippers and there's this really cute pair i've been dying to get
01:03:34sure
01:03:34yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you
01:03:36let's go
01:03:41why am i so sad
01:03:43why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar
01:03:46so this someone
01:03:48it's chris isn't it
01:03:50nope
01:03:50i absolutely cannot stand him
01:03:54i mean it
01:03:55i hate chris
01:03:56yeah yeah sure
01:03:57got it
01:03:59well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend
01:04:02dinner's on me
01:04:03you don't mind if i'm using you
01:04:05not at all
01:04:06kind of like the brush of it
01:04:17try this
01:04:19sweets for my
01:04:20little sweetheart
01:04:22okay
01:04:28oh wow
01:04:30you guys here on a date
01:04:31mind if we join
01:04:34you're my guest
01:04:50oh wow
01:04:51she's actually allergic to fish my man
01:04:57aww
01:04:57you and your sister really are super close
01:05:04yeah my big bro he loves to spoil me doesn't he
01:05:15let go
01:05:16what was that did you say you wanted some steak
01:05:21here let's get you some steak
01:05:26say ah open wide
01:05:30here you go
01:05:31say ah
01:05:33oh nice
01:05:40i sure do love my steak
01:05:42well let's get you another bite then
01:05:43say ah
01:05:45that's enough chris
01:05:46aww chris has always been so playful am i right
01:05:48he used to do stuff like that to me all the time
01:05:53honestly i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister
01:05:56keeping him happy while i was gone
01:05:58i was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time
01:06:01because of how much he missed me
01:06:11are you full
01:06:12if you're done let's go home
01:06:14hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my sister
01:06:17you know what actually
01:06:19i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:22oscar
01:06:23didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:25you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:28abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:31so trust me i'd know
01:06:33let's go home
01:06:37let's go home
01:06:38no thank you
01:06:40i think that you should take evie on a really sweet date
01:06:43and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night
01:06:45i said let's go home
01:06:48chris you're scaring abigail
01:06:50come on oscar let's go
01:06:56well just me at home the night eves
01:06:57uh want to come over
01:06:59of course
01:07:12abigail
01:07:13you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:15don't tell me i snuck you in here
01:07:17for you to sit there and sulk
01:07:19i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now
01:07:21your boyfriend's right here
01:07:23and you're talking about another man
01:07:26you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:31bottoms up
01:07:31come on
01:07:33this is fun
01:07:34but we uh
01:07:35we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:36the cops show up
01:07:37we're busted
01:07:40fuck
01:07:41cops here we gotta go
01:07:46come on
01:07:47oscar
01:07:52wow
01:07:53i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:08:01how's it taste
01:08:02do you want to try
01:08:06fuck fuck fuck
01:08:08god please what is happening
01:08:12get out of the car
01:08:13why
01:08:14i have to go look for abigail
01:08:16chris i don't get it
01:08:18you asked me to come over didn't you
01:08:21come on let's have some fun
01:08:22oh cut the act already
01:08:24we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:27and why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of abigail
01:08:30what no i
01:08:31i was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:34she is not my sister
01:08:39now get out
01:08:49and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:08:52i only let you get away with it before because i didn't like anyone but that's changed now
01:08:56so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:08:58if i hear one more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth in front of everyone
01:09:07fuck
01:09:10oscar
01:09:11two miners right here
01:09:14stop right there
01:09:17shit
01:09:17i can't let my mom find out i was at a club
01:09:20she'll freeze my cards
01:09:21she'll confiscate my car
01:09:26oscar wait
01:09:31i'm gonna need to see some id miss
01:09:38abigail
01:09:45damn brunt
01:09:46come on let's go
01:09:47stop right here
01:09:51and go go go
01:09:53let it go
01:09:54let it go
01:09:58run run run go go
01:10:19we must have gone in here
01:10:21let's go
01:10:39why did you show up at the club
01:10:41i thought you were taking evie home
01:10:43hey
01:10:43you pushed me away first
01:10:45you don't get to play the victim now
01:10:49damn it abs
01:10:49i just
01:10:51i can't stay mad at you
01:11:03it's so cramped in here
01:11:04why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy
01:11:10oh
01:11:11oh nice
01:11:13i'm gonna stop
01:11:16okay wait so what about you and oscar didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:21he's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:23wait wait what sorry come again
01:11:26i asked oscar to be my fake boyfriend okay happy
01:11:30uh no
01:11:31no actually not at all
01:11:32explain
01:11:33chris you're committed to loving evie forever
01:11:35so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:41loving evie
01:11:42when did i ever say that
01:11:44the locket
01:11:45the necklace that's for couples
01:11:47it's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever right
01:11:51it's proof that you love evie
01:11:53this
01:12:02it's not
01:12:03it's not evie
01:12:04nope
01:12:05so that's
01:12:06my mom
01:12:08she's beautiful
01:12:08so you're telling me
01:12:10this mess was
01:12:11all because of this necklace
01:12:13no
01:12:14that's not it
01:12:14because you bet all of your buddies
01:12:16that you can get me to fall for you
01:12:17within three months
01:12:18so
01:12:18of course i don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:20i never said the bet was about making you fall for me
01:12:23the bet
01:12:23what what was it about
01:12:26it was about us getting into harvard
01:12:28i bet oscar that
01:12:29i would get into harvard over you
01:12:32harvard
01:12:37fake dating my best friend
01:12:39to get back at me for something i didn't even do
01:12:42now that we both know you've been a bad girl
01:12:44i think it's time
01:12:46you finally get punished the way you deserve
01:12:49and what punishment would that be
01:12:52chris what are you doing
01:12:53let me down
01:12:54the more you fight it
01:12:56the worse it's gonna be
01:12:59what are you doing
01:13:02punishing you
01:13:17don't do that
01:13:18again
01:13:20using another guy to make me jealous
01:13:22i can't stand it
01:13:23you're mine
01:13:24abs
01:13:25no one else's
01:13:26okay
01:13:27i'm yours
01:13:42you're playing with fire
01:13:46don't hold back
01:13:47i can handle anything you give me
01:13:49feeing
01:13:52tell me
01:13:56no one else's
01:14:03tu
01:14:03thank you
01:14:15i can't run fast enough can't be
01:14:19We got the pace. People run to us. Love called Makassi Craze. Let's be real. Some true love is really
01:14:27just a face. Heard it all before. Y'all just need a score. Don't want it anymore. Can't take it
01:14:34no more. Love or I adore us. Yes and I am sure. Because love is war. You taste even better
01:14:42than last.
01:14:47Be careful. You might get addicted.
01:15:09Good morning, princess. Good morning.
01:15:14Chris, remember you can't sleep in today. You've got to...
01:15:17What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:25I... I... I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I? She is not like you.
01:15:29It's my fault. If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me. I'm the one who fell
01:15:33for Chris first.
01:15:33You like Chris?
01:15:35Yes. I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend.
01:15:39Really? Him? What do you see in this... ruffian?
01:15:43I mean, sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that...
01:15:46That face is good enough for me.
01:15:48I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own.
01:15:52In a year, you're gonna be at Harvard. You're gonna meet a boy who treats you right and can give
01:15:56you the kind of life you deserve.
01:15:57Seriously, Dad? I can give Abigail the life she deserves. She's made me change my ways. I'm setting goals and
01:16:03I'm working hard to meet that.
01:16:04I think I'm gonna get into Harvard now. I'm gonna become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend.
01:16:12Jesus Christ, this can't be happening.
01:16:14Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris. There are billions of people out
01:16:19there, but you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family.
01:16:23Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him? The guy who really loves me for who
01:16:28I am.
01:16:30Alright, Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape. And if you don't get into
01:16:34Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail.
01:16:38Goddamn, Dad. You can't just cut your son a little slack here.
01:16:48So, you fell for me first, huh? That's pretty bold. You're crushing on your adopted brother.
01:16:55Maybe I fell for you first. But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be
01:16:59together.
01:17:00Fine. I guess I'm a little obsessed. Now I can't wait to see the look on Dad's face when we
01:17:05go off to Harvard together.
01:17:08From high school seniors to senior retirement homes, Chris stayed by my side every step of the way.
01:17:15We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife, started a beautiful family together, and every single day, I fall in
01:17:23love with him all over again.
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