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Falling In Love By A Mistaken Vow - Netshort
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00:00Does someone want to marry me?
00:11Last call! Anyone want to be my wife? Raise your hand!
00:16Where's the bathroom? I need it! Now!
00:20You!
00:21I... I... I'm gonna be sick!
00:33Who... Who are you?
00:36Let's go. We're getting married.
00:43Happy wedding day!
00:45Mom! What the hell?
00:47I thought you were bluffing last night, but you actually did it!
00:52What? I got married?
00:56Come on, Luca! Where's my daughter-in-law? I'm dying to meet her!
01:02Oh, God! Who the hell was she? An escort? A stripper? I don't care! I need a divorce!
01:10Betty! Plan a wedding for Luca! Big! Fancy! Tomorrow!
01:15Yeah!
01:16A wedding? Mom, did you hear what I said? I... want... a divorce!
01:23Tell everyone! My son's getting married! It's gonna be perfect!
01:28She's ignoring me! My mom's lost her mind! Unbelievable!
01:33Alex! Book me a flight to Italy! Now! I am not marrying a stranger! Come pick me up now! We're
01:39going to the airport!
01:42Father! Can you please tell me who I married last night?
01:46You don't even know who your husband is?
01:48I was drunk! This whole thing was a mistake! I don't even remember his face! I have to find him
01:54and get a divorce!
01:55What a pity! He was tall, handsome, very charming!
01:59Really?
02:01Well, hello there, handsome! Need any help?
02:10OMG! That's your idea of handsome? Who the hell is this guy?
02:17And how am I supposed to divorce him if I can't find him?
02:29That woman...
02:30That woman...
02:44Hi, excuse me, sir. I've been dreaming of joining Avam for so long. Could you please show my work to
02:50your CEO?
02:50I'm sorry. The CEO's allergic to women, so we don't hire female designers.
02:55Are you serious? That's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard.
03:14Welcome back, Mr. Blancho.
03:19Oh my god, look! It's Mr. Blanchel!
03:26That's Luca Blanchel? That's him, the business legend. He just got back from Italy.
03:31Why does he look so familiar?
03:35Sir, your office on the 33rd floor is ready.
03:4033rd floor?
03:44Watch out, sir!
03:49Allergic to women? What a lousy lie.
03:52I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:54Careful next time.
03:59Dammit. The allergy. Bring the meds to my office. Now!
04:08That's it. I've got a plan.
04:20Where have I seen that woman before?
04:24Luca, thank god you're back. I found out who your wife is. When are you meeting her?
04:30Finally. I can divorce that woman and move on.
04:34Absolutely not! I won't allow you to divorce her!
04:36Mom, how many times do I have to say it? It was a mistake. I am not marrying some stranger.
04:41She's not a random girl, Luca. She's your fiancΓ©.
04:45Mom, I don't care who she is. I don't want any woman near me.
04:53Oh my god. You! How did you even get in here? What do you think you're doing?
04:59Hi there, Mr. Blanchel. This is my jewelry design portfolio. I really need this job. Please take a look. I
05:08promise. You won't be disappointed.
05:12Stay back! I mean it! I'm allergic to women!
05:15Mr. Blanchel, I get it. Big shots love their quirks. But allergic to women? I mean, come on. I'm not
05:23gonna hurt you.
05:23Don't come any closer! I'm warning you!
05:28Careful!
05:42It's... his chest?
05:44No! No, no, no!
05:53Did you just kiss me?
05:56Sorry, Mr. Blanchel. Total accident.
06:07No reaction?
06:10Mr. Blanchel, please, drop the act.
06:14That allergy excuse is ridiculous. It's just a terrible excuse.
06:19Be honest. Does my face look different than it did five minutes ago?
06:23Um, maybe a little more... handsome?
06:29How is this possible?
06:33Mr. Blanchel, these are my designs. I've won several awards.
06:37I can't believe I'm not allergic.
06:40This is incredible!
06:41Oh, Mr. Blanchel, I have to say, you have excellent taste.
06:50Perfect.
06:53So, am I hired, Mr. Blanchel?
06:56I really need this job. I'll do anything, literally anything, if you hire me.
07:02I need this job, Mr. Blanchel, I need to confirm one last thing.
07:23What?
07:29You jerk! What the hell was that?
07:35I asked you if I could.
07:37You said nothing about kissing me.
07:43Congrats. You're hired.
07:45I'd rather be jobless than work for someone like you.
07:49No.
07:52Wait!
07:53Wait!
07:54Wait!
07:56Wait!
07:56Wait!
08:07What was her name?
08:08Isla?
08:08Wasn't my wife's name?
08:10Isla, too?
08:13Isla?
08:18Ella?
08:19Isla?
08:21Elizabeth?
08:23Wait!
08:23What was her name?
08:33I'm sorry to tell you, we'll have to discharge your mother unless the rest of her bill is paid.
08:39Please don't, Doctor. I'll come up with the money.
08:44Congrats. You're hired.
08:48Maybe I shouldn't have. Now I've lost the job, too.
08:59It's me. Your landlord.
09:02Can you pay last quarter's rent soon? I really need the money right now.
09:06Sure. I'll send it right over.
09:08Luca. I finally found your wife's address. Are you there yet?
09:13Mom, you know I'm allergic to women. This marriage is a total mistake.
09:18Is that how I raised you? Family comes first. Treat your wife right.
09:23Yeah, yeah. Fine.
09:31How is the gentleman doing? Are you satisfied?
09:34That was amazing. Way better than my wife.
09:37I'll call you next time.
09:39See you next Monday.
09:48You're my wife?
09:50Is this guy into role play? Wants me to play his wife?
09:54Darling husband, how would you like your wife to serve you?
10:02Oh, hell no. Stay away from me.
10:06Huh?
10:09What a weirdo.
10:17Figures. A damn escort.
10:20A damn escort.
10:32That's the chairman of Evam Group.
10:34I heard she's here to find her daughter-in-law.
10:36Lucky girl. Whoever landed that title.
10:38The rent she gave me only covers this medical bill.
10:41Guess I still need to find a job.
10:43Fast.
10:46Isola!
10:47My daughter-in-law!
10:49I have finally found you!
10:51Daughter-in-law?
10:53How's your mother doing?
10:55The doctor says she's stable.
10:56For now.
10:58Good.
10:59You married my son a year ago.
11:01I've been looking for you ever since.
11:07Who...
11:08Who are you?
11:10Let's go.
11:10We're getting married.
11:13Ma'am, I think you need to know.
11:16This marriage was a total accident.
11:18We're getting a divorce.
11:20A divorce?
11:21Why?
11:22That's not happening.
11:24Did something go wrong the last time you two saw each other?
11:27Last time we saw each other?
11:33Where are you?
11:35Get to St. Mary's right now.
11:37Your wife is here.
11:38I'm not meeting that bitch, Mom.
11:42What did he just say?
11:43How dare you talk about your wife like that?
11:46She's sitting right here with me.
11:48Get over here right now and apologize.
11:50No chance.
11:51I'm not apologizing to some filthy slut.
11:55Listen here, you arrogant, sexist jackass.
11:57No woman in her right mind would want to stay your wife.
12:01Perfect.
12:02Let's meet tomorrow.
12:04And get this divorce over with.
12:06Great!
12:06That's exactly what I was going to say.
12:10Wait, Isla.
12:11There has to be some misunderstanding.
12:13No, ma'am.
12:13There's no way in hell he's staying my husband.
12:18No, Isla's too perfect.
12:20I can't let them get divorced.
12:25You idiot!
12:26What the hell were you saying on the phone?
12:29That's your wife!
12:30I've said it before, Mom.
12:32I'm allergic to women.
12:33And she is an escort, okay?
12:35I am divorcing her.
12:37So what?
12:38If you never find a woman you're not allergic to,
12:41you just gonna stay single forever?
12:48I've already found her.
12:49Boss, we found her.
12:51She's at St. Mary's Hospital now.
12:54Is she also at St. Mary's Hospital?
13:01Doctor, I promise I'll pay the next bill as soon as I get my paychecks.
13:04I'm working part-time, so it's just...
13:07Actually...
13:10It could be very easy.
13:13One night with me,
13:14and you'll never have to worry about bills again.
13:24Asshole!
13:24Stay the hell away from me!
13:26Bitch!
13:27You dare hit me?
13:28You just made a big mistake.
13:34What the hell are you doing?
13:39Put it down, Billy.
13:41You can't scare me.
13:42You should be scared.
13:44Idiot.
13:44Let me go.
13:45Now, or I swear I'll call the cops.
13:48Cops.
13:49Only if you can get out of here first.
13:53Help!
13:55Help!
13:56Somebody help!
14:01Isla?
14:10You bastard!
14:11Threaten her again, and I'll end you!
14:14You're fired.
14:15Fired?
14:16Who the hell do you think you are?
14:18What am I?
14:19Listen, I'm Luca Blanchel.
14:22Mr. Blanchel?
14:23The hospital's biggest shareholder?
14:26I just texted the board.
14:28Now get out.
14:32Mr. Blanchel, I need this job.
14:34Please don't fire me.
14:37Mr. Blanchel...
14:39Safed.
14:40Get out.
14:41Now.
14:44Mr. Blanchel?
14:47Are you okay?
14:49Don't mention it.
14:50Actually, Isla,
14:52I came to ask you for a favor.
14:55Look, Mr. Blanchel,
14:56I appreciate that you saved me,
14:58but I'm not going to be your mistress.
15:01Then be my wife.
15:11So let me get this straight.
15:13You want me to pretend to be your wife?
15:15So you can get divorced?
15:17Exactly.
15:18You're the only woman I'm not allergic to.
15:20That makes us...
15:22a perfect match.
15:23To keep things discreet,
15:24I'll hire you as my personal assistant.
15:26Well, I think you'd be better off
15:28finding someone else.
15:30I'm guessing you still have
15:31a lot of medical bills to cover, huh?
15:34Take the job,
15:35and I'll pay you...
15:37handsomely.
15:43How handsome are we talking?
15:47Name your price.
15:50That could save Mom.
15:52Well then, Mr. Blanchel,
15:54I'd be honored to be your assistant.
15:56Don't worry.
15:57I'll keep my hands to myself.
15:59I just need you to act like my wife
16:01in front of my mother.
16:02And how exactly do I act like your wife?
16:07I guess...
16:08it starts like this.
16:10I don't know.
16:21I don't know.
16:24I don't know.
16:25I don't know.
16:30Don't forget,
16:30tomorrow you're meeting your wife.
16:32Be on time.
16:32Be perfect.
16:33And don't you dare let her divorce you.
16:36Got it.
16:38I'll make sure she divorces me.
16:41Mr. Blanchel,
16:43why are you so set on divorcing your wife?
16:49Because she's an absolute nightmare.
16:51Oh, trust me.
16:52My husband must be so much worse.
16:55Wait.
16:56You're married?
17:01What's he like?
17:03He's an arrogant, rude gnosis.
17:05I've decided to divorce him too.
17:09Well then,
17:10cheers to...
17:11Successful divorces.
17:20So,
17:21first day at work.
17:22How's it going?
17:23Well,
17:24I haven't quit yet,
17:25so,
17:25pretty good.
17:28Your wife will be at the Westland Hotel,
17:308 p.m.
17:31Don't be late.
17:35Well,
17:35Isla,
17:36your first assignment.
17:37Come with me tonight to get divorced.
17:39Okay.
17:44Dear Isla,
17:45meet my son tonight at the Marjwin Hotel,
17:488 p.m. sharp.
17:50Actually,
17:50Mr. Blanchel,
17:51I can't come with you tonight.
17:52I've got a meeting of my own.
17:54Also divorce related?
17:55Also divorce related.
17:58Well then,
17:59here's to a smooth divorce.
18:03To a smooth divorce.
18:08Time to face that disgusting man.
18:19Ma'am,
18:20the presidential sweep B is just this way.
18:22Everything has been prepared as requested.
18:37What the hell?
18:39He actually arranged the divorce meeting here?
18:42What a creep.
18:43Room service.
18:44Ma'am,
18:45his is for you.
18:47I didn't order this,
18:50but...
18:54Oh for God's sake,
18:55I do need some champagne.
18:57Ma'am,
18:57it's all set.
18:59Here's to a successful divorce
19:00and getting rid of this freak soon.
19:04That's weird.
19:06This drink feels stronger than usual.
19:08I'm starting to feel dizzy.
19:11Half an hour late.
19:13Typical.
19:13Poor mannered woman.
19:15Ma'am,
19:16he's already tipsy.
19:17Perfect.
19:18The stage is set.
19:19Let the magic happen.
19:26Mr. Blanchel,
19:27your wife is waiting for you
19:28in presidential suite B.
19:30Presidential suite B?
19:32For a divorce?
19:33Ma'am,
19:34he's on his way.
19:36Once that bastard gets here,
19:38I'm gonna teach him a lesson.
19:39I've definitely had too much.
19:42Why is it so hot in here?
19:45You can do this, Luca.
19:47Let's just end this mess already.
19:50Who is it?
19:51Your husband.
19:52Finally.
20:02It's you?
20:02It's you?
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