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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with B!ker Bad B0y [Full Movie] [English Subs]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:24One, two, three
00:02:25One, two, three
00:02:26One, two, three
00:02:28In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:58Capital A for a-hole.
00:03:02Bo Clements made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:06Me, my life, and the Devil's Playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Bo. Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:22Since, like, 10th grade, when you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:29Ever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:33Relate it!
00:03:34Relate it!
00:03:35Relate that right now!
00:03:37What?
00:03:39What?
00:03:41Huh?
00:03:42What!?
00:03:42What!?
00:03:43What!?
00:04:00What!?
00:04:01How big are we?
00:04:03How big are we all working on this?
00:04:08What's up!?
00:04:08What?
00:04:12What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it.
00:04:20Not your girlfriend.
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:35I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:37Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:42I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:49I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:53You're such an asshole!
00:05:12Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry.
00:05:16I didn't mean to.
00:05:17No!
00:05:27Oops!
00:05:29Hey!
00:05:30Give those back!
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:45that was a prescription so is your attitude ugly
00:05:51max madoc aka mad max and her sister squad of cheer bullies
00:05:56if beau's on a mission to toy with nerds she and her minions are out for blood
00:06:02please let me go max you really think some guy's gonna touch you maybe if he's desperate
00:06:15definitely blind oh sisters how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some d-i-c-k
00:06:29how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some d-i-c-k
00:06:38st r.i.p exactly r.i.p nerd strip her
00:06:44no
00:06:51no
00:07:00no
00:07:01no
00:07:07no
00:07:10no
00:07:11no
00:07:17that's better
00:07:18off you go
00:07:24go
00:07:25Go.
00:07:36My nose!
00:07:45Oh, look at you.
00:07:58Oh, look at you.
00:08:20Great.
00:08:20First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:47Hi, Mom. I'm sorry. I'll do better next time. I promise. I'm sorry.
00:08:57No way.
00:08:58Oh, Clement. The biker psycho's actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe. You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever. Since like...
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:13Who made it? Who made them?
00:09:14I've had enough today. Time for payback.
00:09:19I'm sorry.
00:09:25I'm sorry.
00:09:35You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:38I...
00:09:39It's not what it looks like.
00:09:42Really?
00:09:43Because it looks a hell of a lot like you were just recording it.
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time. The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:55Don't wait for me!
00:09:59If me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:10:10No!
00:10:11No!
00:10:22You don't get to be mad. You recorded me first!
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys' locker room. You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:35Delete it.
00:10:36Now.
00:10:37Or I swear.
00:10:39Swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me?
00:10:43Big man Bo Clement.
00:10:59I was trying to do it.
00:11:10Come on!
00:11:13Oh!
00:11:16No!
00:11:18No!
00:11:20No!
00:11:22Oh my...
00:11:24Oh, my god.
00:11:31Phoebe.
00:11:33Phoebe!
00:11:35What the fuck?
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:56Come on, smart mouth. Talk to me.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:01Phoebe. Phoebe.
00:12:03Phoebe, please, talk to me. Stay with me.
00:12:21Shit.
00:12:22Fuck.
00:12:23I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:12:25I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus, fuck.
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:42What? What did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:49And thank God, I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:02What the fuck?
00:13:06Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:08What the fuck?
00:13:11Are you-
00:13:11I felt you-
00:13:14I was-
00:13:14I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up.
00:13:18Okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You-
00:13:23You-
00:13:23You consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just-
00:13:30Don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:31Yes.
00:13:37You recorded me first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:48Asshole.
00:13:53Asshole.
00:14:00Asshole.
00:14:02Asshole.
00:14:05Asshole.
00:14:08You touched me without my consent!
00:14:12Whoa, whoa.
00:14:13What are you taking me for?
00:14:14A perv?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I'd rather drown a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:31Oh, shit!
00:14:45Oh, shit!
00:14:47I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:56Okay, so this is why you call me a perv.
00:15:00Projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait, does that have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me.
00:15:04Let me guess.
00:15:04Chase.
00:15:06Oh, my God.
00:15:08Shut up!
00:15:09Give it back!
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for a miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:22Ah!
00:15:23Ah!
00:15:40Not me.
00:15:42What not?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it, Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:18You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:21You tell on me.
00:16:21I post this.
00:16:22You both go down together.
00:16:24Yeah.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:29Hm.
00:16:29You're pushing it.
00:16:32You're pushing it.
00:16:38What are you gonna do?
00:16:42What are you gonna do?
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50Hey.
00:16:52Eyes up here.
00:16:56You delete that.
00:16:59I don't tell on you.
00:17:02Okay?
00:17:03And I'll-I'll throw in any favor, okay?
00:17:07Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:11How's that for a deal?
00:17:15You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:23Someone who bullies me for fun.
00:17:25Someone who threatens me every chance they get.
00:17:29Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Well, maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice.
00:17:44Take it.
00:17:46Or don't.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular.
00:17:53For Chase.
00:17:55That's the favor.
00:17:56I'm sorry, what?
00:17:57You want me to what?
00:17:59That-that is not a favor.
00:18:00That is-that is a miracle.
00:18:02Okay?
00:18:03Oh my god.
00:18:05Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body.
00:18:11Not exactly a fault.
00:18:13Oh my god.
00:18:15That's mean.
00:18:18Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden boy.
00:18:21Captain of the swim team.
00:18:22What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:25What?
00:18:27Do cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know you can do better.
00:18:29Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:40Shut the hell up.
00:18:41Shut the hell up.
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:53I bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for a girl
00:18:59like you.
00:18:59Okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:19Deal?
00:19:26Deal.
00:19:33Deal.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:40Deal.
00:20:36I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:41I love you.
00:21:19You've never been for us all since, don't you?
00:21:21I love you.
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips, you're like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:21:51Not assholes on stupid bikes.
00:22:15Oh, jeez.
00:22:17Sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:25Chase.
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33It's way to be cool.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:35Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:39I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:23Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:34The makeover starts now.
00:24:13Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22Is this one of those moments?
00:24:29No.
00:24:31The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:35Clichés, no miracles.
00:24:38What the fu-
00:24:48Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:10Bo, can you come in please?
00:25:12I need help tying my dress.
00:25:25Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The Eldridge thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:34Yes.
00:25:37Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41It's short.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46Now leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go.
00:25:49Go.
00:25:49I need help.
00:25:49I need help.
00:25:54You're going to do this.
00:25:56Go.
00:25:57The희's going to come to the house.
00:25:59I need help.
00:26:00Go.
00:26:02Go.
00:26:03Go.
00:26:03Go.
00:26:03Go.
00:26:03Go.
00:26:04Go.
00:26:15Go.
00:26:16I'll be there.
00:26:33Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:34Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:27:00Shit.
00:27:01Can't say hey, pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:22Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey.
00:27:27You made it.
00:27:29You look...
00:27:33Unbelievable.
00:27:35You too.
00:27:35You always do.
00:27:36I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair.
00:27:39Face.
00:27:39Suit.
00:27:40The teeth.
00:27:41All of it.
00:27:42Good.
00:27:43Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:50Ooh.
00:27:51Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:28:02I'm life saving certified.
00:28:15Oh my god, Bo.
00:28:17I always found you hot.
00:28:18But this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What the actual fuck?
00:28:40Well, well.
00:28:41St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:46Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max!
00:28:54Stop!
00:28:54It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:22You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is...
00:29:33What?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:38Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Hey, shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:45Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:49are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:30:00some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:26Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldritch winter function serving mean girls.
00:30:45Get her ass.
00:30:46Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:31:01Seriously.
00:31:02Yeah.
00:31:03I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:12smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:17I know.
00:31:19But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Who will call selling her feet pics at 28 her career eventually.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:37Seriously.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:47On the best night of my life.
00:31:51This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:14I'm sorry.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said.
00:32:19If someone sees us.
00:32:20Code word.
00:32:21Word.
00:32:23Oh, jeez.
00:32:24Oh my god.
00:32:25I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max isn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29A sink bump for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:36Perfect.
00:32:38Now, let it set for now.
00:32:45Great.
00:32:47Teenage terrorism.
00:32:48So...
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:04Now, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:12Kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:24Oh!
00:33:26You want some?
00:33:28And a toast.
00:33:30For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:42Sure.
00:33:43Courage.
00:33:45Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lying.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03Ew.
00:34:05You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You?
00:34:19Come with me.
00:34:20What do you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it.
00:34:26Stop it.
00:34:26Both of you.
00:34:27This is a ball.
00:34:28Not a boxing ring.
00:34:38No.
00:34:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:40Shit.
00:34:41My giraffe.
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:48I'm so sorry.
00:34:48See you later.
00:34:49Stop it.
00:34:53We're here.
00:34:53You're going to get away.
00:35:04I'm so sorry.
00:35:04I'm so sorry.
00:35:04I'm so sorry.
00:35:05You're trying to see some of her.
00:35:05You're hurting me.
00:35:13I'm so sorry.
00:35:14I'm so sorry.
00:35:14I'm so sorry.
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey!
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:35That idiot.
00:35:37Dumbass.
00:35:38Asshole!
00:35:44I'm so stupid.
00:35:56Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out!
00:36:01I need clean up too.
00:36:05This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:13Lee! Get out!
00:36:15I'm not leaving.
00:36:16So calm down.
00:36:20Fine.
00:36:21Then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave.
00:36:31So be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:44I was here first. Get your own room.
00:36:47Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:01You arrogant, conceited walking testosterone stain.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:06You think a little striptease is gonna undo me?
00:38:10That's very cute.
00:38:11Very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you to touch me.
00:38:33Unless you're too chicken shit, even it's a payback.
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:04I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:07Now go on.
00:39:08Try me.
00:39:20Follow me, I've got something special planned.
00:39:28Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice.
00:39:34Shh, shh, shh.
00:39:35Come on, come on.
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:48We have 20 minutes.
00:39:53You're mine now.
00:39:55Uh-huh.
00:39:57Mmm.
00:40:00Don't touch me.
00:40:09Saw her, in the bedroom.
00:40:10Yeah, makes sense.
00:40:18Yes, baby, right there
00:40:23Or baby
00:40:24Are they seriously?
00:40:28Are they seriously?
00:40:36Could you, uh
00:40:44I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant
00:40:48Her mom's looking to haunt me like nightmares
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe
00:41:09I paid you
00:41:17You said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:19But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:26Liar
00:41:29Purp
00:41:30Loser
00:41:34You naughty, naughty boy
00:41:53No, not Phoebe
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself
00:41:59You're drunk
00:42:00No, I'm not
00:42:04Okay, here you go
00:42:08Hold on
00:42:09Hold on
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:14I'm getting us out of here
00:42:16Now put your arms around my neck
00:42:23Do it, Mary
00:42:25Hurry up
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno?
00:42:33Here's your lab grant
00:42:35Here's your lab grant
00:42:36Hmm
00:42:37Hmm
00:42:38So grab me
00:42:39And let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:44Sure
00:42:46Here we go
00:42:48There we go
00:42:50Oh
00:42:51Oh
00:42:54What?
00:42:56How are you?
00:42:57How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am
00:42:59You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin
00:43:13Oh
00:43:14I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it
00:43:17Don't
00:43:18Don't
00:43:20Just don't thank me
00:43:23Shh
00:43:23Phoebe
00:43:24Hey
00:43:26I've been looking all over for you
00:43:30Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebs
00:43:35Let's go
00:43:36Come here
00:43:36Come on
00:43:48Okay
00:43:49On three we drench the ugly duckling
00:43:52I guess we'll go viral
00:43:57Let's go see what trash he's dancing with
00:44:01Oh hell no
00:44:16Oh
00:44:19Oh
00:44:20Oh
00:44:20Oh my god
00:44:23What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:28Oh
00:44:30It's trashy me couture
00:44:32Get it off me
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact
00:44:37The stench
00:44:38That's ammonia
00:44:40Meaning
00:44:41You're sexually covered in piss feeling
00:44:44Pissing Max
00:44:46Mad stinky Max
00:44:57Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice
00:45:20Hey, Phoebs
00:45:22Need a ride home?
00:45:24Um
00:45:31Yeah, sure
00:45:41Dude
00:45:41You know it's first come first serve
00:45:53Oh
00:45:53Hop in
00:45:54I'll take you home
00:45:57Oh my god
00:45:59They were waiting for me
00:46:00That's so sweet
00:46:02I have no idea what they had
00:46:04I
00:46:04I got two hours
00:46:06And then a shower
00:46:08And then it was cold
00:46:09And then it was a cold shower
00:46:11And I was like
00:46:11I've never taken a cold shower in my life
00:46:13And I was like
00:46:13Can we have one?
00:46:14Just drive
00:46:23I
00:46:24That was fog
00:46:24There's a function
00:46:27I was the one who tripped Lana
00:46:30You stink
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck, they're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:48I am
00:46:58Thieves, you look amazing!
00:47:01Dang girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:06There she is
00:47:08And your golden girl
00:47:10Golden girl?
00:47:12Please, I just passed a pro quiz
00:47:15Really? You know, because apparently half the school is obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30The team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:34Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36Something cute.
00:47:41Yeah, sure. I'll be there.
00:47:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:47:56Roll off, please. Jump in!
00:47:59Okay, okay, fine.
00:48:02I... I just... I can't swim.
00:48:05I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:12Do you get who I am?
00:48:24Captain Thompson.
00:48:26Want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:29Just fast and run in your mouth.
00:48:35You want to race me?
00:48:38You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:42Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:48Um...
00:48:50Show not to cry when you eat my rake.
00:49:04Start!
00:49:06Let's go!
00:49:07Let's go!
00:49:12Let's go!
00:49:14We'll have to take the fight.
00:49:16And this could be our little secret.
00:49:20So for the know one's gonna hear it.
00:49:26Phoebe.
00:49:29Engineer.
00:49:30Excuse me.
00:49:36Goodbye.
00:49:48Hi.
00:49:54Whoa! Yo!
00:49:59I won Phoebe, you saw that?
00:50:03Wow Clement, you won.
00:50:06That's good for you.
00:50:07The real winner is the guy against the girl.
00:50:21You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:25Yo, Chase.
00:50:26Good race, good race, man. You crushed it.
00:50:28See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:30See you early.
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:52Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:51:02Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:07But the winner gets...
00:51:10Anything they ask for.
00:51:22Anything.
00:51:30Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize, I guess just forget about it.
00:51:49Well then, I'm claiming it now.
00:51:55What do you want?
00:52:00You...
00:52:02You...
00:52:03You...
00:52:07You...
00:52:09You...
00:52:09You...
00:52:14Tutor me.
00:52:18that's it
00:52:20what
00:52:22disappointed
00:52:25fine
00:52:27you want tutoring
00:52:28you'll get tutoring
00:52:30go sit
00:52:49if we're doing this
00:52:51we're doing this my way
00:52:53I'm one of those
00:52:56all or nothing type of notes
00:52:59it's
00:53:00it's not a thing
00:53:02well I made it a thing
00:53:08you scared of a little chemistry
00:53:09such
00:53:10you think we have chemistry
00:53:16Miss Phillips
00:53:26this skirt is doing a little
00:53:27uh, Chantel
00:53:32remind me what subject
00:53:33this was again
00:53:48let's try this one
00:53:51too hardcore
00:53:53no clue
00:53:54that's okay
00:53:55that's why I'm here to help
00:53:56so it starts like this
00:53:59the drugstore sells a solution
00:54:00of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:54:02by volume
00:54:05in a 150 million
00:54:06quantity of a solution
00:54:08that how many million
00:54:09are opposed to
00:54:10okay
00:54:11so the answer is
00:54:14how is the answer
00:54:17and the answer is
00:54:27are you sure you're able to study
00:54:29Clement
00:54:32you know
00:54:33I think I could teach
00:54:35you something
00:54:36in exchange
00:54:38if you behave
00:54:45I take my teaching
00:54:46very seriously
00:54:49if you don't behave
00:54:50I'm gonna rock you with this
00:54:54so sit
00:54:55date
00:54:56I think I need to work
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough
00:55:13Phillips
00:55:15but I am not some stray
00:55:16that you can tease
00:55:17and train
00:55:19okay
00:55:21by the way
00:55:22I know this come out of time
00:55:26careful girl
00:55:27I might enjoy the blame
00:55:37fine
00:55:52doing okay Mr. Clement
00:55:57now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:12now now
00:56:13be a good girl
00:56:39you want to find out
00:56:40what I do to a brat
00:56:41if you push
00:56:43I push back slowly
00:56:45don't pretend you don't like the heat
00:56:48don't want me like I'm hard to handle
00:56:52I've been dangerous since day
00:56:55Helen
00:56:55are you all a fork
00:56:57or do you also fight?
00:57:04a bad boy
00:57:05licks
00:57:07licks
00:57:08and he always bites
00:57:16but I'm trying to be good
00:57:19once in my life
00:57:22miss Phillips
00:57:26just remember
00:57:27next time I'm not gonna hold back
00:57:29find that
00:57:29I hope I get in bed
00:57:29leave
00:57:29don't try
00:57:29once in my room
00:57:29give me
00:57:37a low
00:57:38times in my room
00:57:57the boys
00:57:58see me
00:57:58you
00:58:30Hmm.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:46Hmm.
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to...
01:00:11There you go.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:20But you're not getting these.
01:00:25Hmm?
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A or A for once?
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45He's fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch.
01:01:03It's urgent.
01:01:04Bring the straw shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:12Alright, bye.
01:01:39Ms. Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweetheart is gonna get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:01What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh.
01:02:19I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:22Off you trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:43Um.
01:02:44I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:47Anyway.
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:51Truffle assorted.
01:02:55Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer?
01:03:00Hm?
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:07Absolutely inappropriate.
01:03:08Wait, can I just have one at least?
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys, gifts,
01:03:21In this...
01:03:22Maronimous sweet truth distraction!
01:03:33Teenage romance room, no GPAs in the...
01:03:36Philly...
01:04:02Wow, life is like a box of chocolates, and my credit is to die for.
01:04:44Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:55But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:59So maybe they're still...
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:11Then your score will be voided, and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention for at least a week.
01:05:20I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement.
01:05:27Get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:43Where's your proof?
01:05:43Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46The fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language too.
01:05:52Disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:56No.
01:05:57Go to the principal's office.
01:05:58Now!
01:06:01I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you?
01:06:03Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:28Excuse me.
01:06:30Because...
01:06:36Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:52You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:54He's not a delinquent.
01:06:57Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:59He's smart and kind and...
01:07:06And capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life everyone decided I was a screw up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:20Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:25You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Have some self respect.
01:07:42Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50What?
01:07:50You don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:54You don't...
01:07:58Oh...
01:07:59Don't.
01:08:00What else could you be?
01:08:01And now you have corrupted my best student.
01:08:05Lying for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom!
01:08:12Now both of you!
01:08:13And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too!
01:08:18Don't!
01:08:24You can punish me for all you want, but leave Phillip out of it!
01:08:28And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:30Walt!
01:08:31Stop!
01:08:31I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I...
01:08:38I will call the police!
01:08:42You stupid assignment!
01:08:44Shit!
01:08:45You stupid grave!
01:08:46I don't fucking need it!
01:09:01What?
01:09:06Phoebe!
01:09:07Phoebe!
01:09:07Wait!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:12But you!
01:09:15God, I hate bullies!
01:09:18So that's it.
01:09:19From now on we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:24Wait!
01:09:25What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:28You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:30You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:34Nothing alike?
01:09:35Just cause I'm not like you?
01:09:37As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed and just take it?
01:09:42You can't too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:45And no makeover can change that!
01:09:50You think I ruined your life?
01:09:52Newsflash!
01:09:54Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:58Then what are you?
01:09:59You!
01:10:00You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:10:03Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:07All you know is how to solve problems with your fists!
01:10:10But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me!
01:10:14But you pretending not to cure my loss!
01:10:17That's just how you hide your fear!
01:10:20You break things!
01:10:22And people!
01:10:23And you push them away!
01:10:26Just so you won't break yourself!
01:10:31I am scared!
01:10:32I am scared!
01:10:33Yeah!
01:10:33I am fragile!
01:10:35And you knew that better than anyone!
01:10:38Not my concern anymore!
01:10:41That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:44We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:45We just play games!
01:10:46I guess we played ourselves that way!
01:10:59I am scared!
01:11:01Yeah!
01:11:02I am fragile!
01:11:03And you knew that better than anyone!
01:11:07Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:09I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:11Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:13When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me?
01:11:22Pheebs?
01:11:22Pheebs?
01:11:22Hey!
01:11:24Sorry, are you okay?
01:11:26Alright, Chase.
01:11:27Sorry, babe.
01:11:28I just need to be alone right now.
01:11:32Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:36Looks like you can use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:11:38Best to cry on!
01:11:42Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:45Whoever made you cry?
01:11:46You know, that's a real asshole.
01:12:00I love this place, you know.
01:12:03I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:09Now it's your place too.
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:15Yeah, I know.
01:12:17You used to stand up right there.
01:12:20Wait, you knew?
01:12:22Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:24You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:30I've always used to go.
01:12:34I actually worked.
01:12:38Then why?
01:12:41Just feel me now.
01:12:45Chase.
01:12:46Chase.
01:12:47What?
01:12:47This doesn't feel right.
01:12:50What the hell, Chase?
01:12:53Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:54That's way too fast.
01:12:57Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:58Drop the egg.
01:12:59Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:14I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:16Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:18No!
01:13:18Stop!
01:13:21Oh, please!
01:13:22Oh!
01:13:24Oh!
01:13:24Oh!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go!
01:13:28Please let me go!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:36Stop it, Chase!
01:13:38Chase!
01:13:38Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:40Stop!
01:13:40Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:41You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:44The fucking nice guy.
01:13:47No!
01:13:52No!
01:13:53No!
01:13:56Oh!
01:13:57What the?
01:14:01She!
01:14:02Fucking!
01:14:03Said!
01:14:04No!
01:14:09Hey, you okay?
01:14:11Oh, I was so scared!
01:14:13So what the fuck should we do with this piece of shit?
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:35I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:50I'm an asshole!
01:14:52Asshole!
01:14:54Asshole!
01:14:55Asshole!
01:15:03Asshole!
01:15:06Asshole!
01:15:07Asshole!
01:15:08Hey, hey!
01:15:08Phoebe!
01:15:09You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:14Okay, in.
01:15:15Out.
01:15:20I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:25I thought he was my brain.
01:15:28Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid!
01:15:33Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:36You were not stupid.
01:15:37You were terrified.
01:15:39And you fought back.
01:15:40You, you bit him, you pulled away.
01:15:42You did everything you could.
01:15:44What if you hadn't come?
01:15:46I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:50I'm sorry.
01:15:51I'm sorry.
01:15:56You saved me, Beau.
01:15:58You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:16:02I, I didn't save you.
01:16:04You saved me.
01:16:06And you saved yourself.
01:16:07I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:16And you're right.
01:16:18And you are not a nerd.
01:16:21You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:28You want to get out of here?
01:16:29Get to school.
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:35You okay?
01:16:41You ready for a ride?
01:16:43Sit tight, man.
01:16:46You ready for a ride?
01:16:47Yeah.
01:16:55Woo!
01:16:57Woo!
01:16:58Woo!
01:16:58Woo!
01:16:59Woo!
01:17:00Woo!
01:17:01Woo! Woo!
01:17:09Only with Bo, infuriating, stupid, impossible Bo Clement, showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:17I should not be crushing this part.
01:17:34I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:51Do you want to have sex?
01:18:35You got condoms?
01:18:38Yeah.
01:18:40Yeah, I'm always packing.
01:18:42Pun intended.
01:19:13Wait.
01:19:18Wait.
01:19:20Um, I'm a little nervous.
01:19:25So, I'm going to go shower first.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:32No rush.
01:19:49This is it, baby.
01:19:50The only one you've been waiting for your entire life.
01:19:52You can do this.
01:19:56Oh, my God.
01:19:58You're actually in her room.
01:20:00And she's taking a shower.
01:20:03Oh, my God.
01:20:07What the hell?
01:20:11Oh, my God.
01:20:20Oh, my God.
01:20:33I'm going to go to.
01:20:35The shower's all yours, stupid.
01:20:37And she's taking a shower.
01:20:42And she's taking a shower first.
01:20:45Oh, my God.
01:20:55Oh, my God.
01:21:13Stupid.
01:21:17No.
01:21:18No!
01:21:34Oh, shit!
01:21:41Hi!
01:21:43Surprise!
01:21:44Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:14Two, one, two, one!
01:22:34This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:37I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:43This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:44Ditto, Phoebe Phillips, and I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe, will you take me?
01:22:57Who's your first?
01:23:01It could only be you, love.
01:23:12And I love you too.
01:23:14I love you too.
01:23:49Good morning, princess.
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem. My bed chemistry. The perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06You're such a dork.
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:24My mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat. And on the way there,
01:24:33I got scratched by a tree branch. And I still insisted on going. When we got there, my boat drifted
01:24:41too far out in the waves.
01:24:44So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it. But even after it got dark,
01:24:53she never came back.
01:24:58She never came back.
01:25:06And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:23I am so sorry. And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were... I can't believe I
01:25:29used that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:36I feel so stupid.
01:25:38No.
01:25:43No, Phoebe.
01:25:48You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:53You believed in me. And you gave me a purpose. You made me want to do better. To be better.
01:26:00You saved me.
01:26:12Alright, what happened? I'm good, I'm good. Are you good?
01:26:15I need you on. I'm gonna swim this way. You know that? And we need to all have a chat
01:26:19later.
01:26:20Clement!
01:26:23I got a report. It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell? I, I...
01:26:34I saw it.
01:26:36Beau Clement tried to rape a girl last night. Oh, shit.
01:26:40Fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me. I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your business.
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:03Beau didn't do any of that.
01:27:05Phoebe, what the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Beau Clement was with me.
01:27:12In my bedroom.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Coach Honda, don't believe me. She's just a slut.
01:27:20Who would throw herself at anyone. I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy. I'm gonna rape the ass.
01:27:32This is fake. It's edited, Coach. It's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:36You're off my swim team! Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office. Now!
01:27:54You three thought you were slick.
01:27:56Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice!
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:20Oh, shit. That never gets old.
01:28:23This school is toxic AM!
01:28:31What is it?
01:28:35Chop-chop, ladies.
01:28:45Hallway make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:48Best school day ever.
01:28:56Capital A for absolutely.
01:29:00And your capital A for A is big.
01:29:03Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:05You said that's true.
01:29:06I'm sorry.
01:29:12Whoa, whoa.
01:29:18I'm sorry.
01:29:20I'm sorry.
01:29:20But a fantastic story.
01:29:20You can give a few more questions, and keep writing a call.
01:29:21I'm sorry.
01:29:21You
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