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My Dad Is Poseidon 💕 💕 💕
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:30Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide bird.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants top an orcer? Who the hell are you?
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby. But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:11I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad.
09:46He's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dylan.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:12So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy.
10:34Mommy!
10:35Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Leora.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:30It was...
11:53Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé.
11:56My property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I...
12:28I...
12:28Got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss?
12:45Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:01Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:15Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:20Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:38These ingredients...
13:39Where did you get them?
13:45I don't want to get them.
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
13:51C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c
13:56-c-c-c-c.
14:13what a lively little snack gulp you down and my power doubles
14:26i just fished this stuff out of the bay you want more i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now i'm not letting anything touch you or lily jack i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy help something's trying to eat me lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty my mommy and daddy are super strong please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl devour you and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:33ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:45Oh, my God.
16:05You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:32Perfect. Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:51Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:07You...Posei?
17:09That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the Guardian of the Sea Vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:03A
18:03Failed wholly
18:04Failed at the perfect time of the ship.
18:06Failed get more.
18:25Thamp
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:48no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:06enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:24one step
19:24near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the out of my sight yes yes my leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself
19:58that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs
20:02but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in some trench right sea god myth ancient history
20:10wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:28who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:43poseidon
20:54is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:10i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:19you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:46little fish
21:55headied staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:10one two
22:15thank the fates the boss is here
22:23boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:33you're done get out
22:35in front of poseidon your ants
22:38i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord
22:46is this handling satisfactory
22:48i'm not here for fun
22:50dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
22:57understood
22:57i'll mobilize every team right now
22:59you have three days
23:01i'll be back
23:06everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:10every resource every contact
23:12now tell them poseidon's back
23:15yes boss
23:22poseidon's back
23:23let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34dylan wants the woman dead
23:35kid comes with us alive
23:37she's still hurt
23:37easy pickets
23:39let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew
23:53surprise daddy for lunch
24:01a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:05pathetic
24:08who are you
24:11dylan's orders
24:12come quietly to the stronghold
24:15or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy
24:18who's the ugly goat man
24:21hand over the kid
24:30stay away from my daughter
24:32don't you dare touch her
24:49mommy you're bleeding
24:51this forest is locked down
24:53surrender now
24:55i'll go with you
24:57on one condition
24:58let my daughter go
25:00no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine
25:15you die
25:18you
25:19poisoned me
25:23my poison fog
25:25the more you fight
25:27the faster it rots you from the inside
25:29give up
25:31you've gone too far
25:32even if i die today
25:34even if i die today
25:35i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded
25:40poisoned
25:42done
25:44the kids coming with me
25:47don't touch her
25:48come at me
25:50feisty one
25:51dylan wants you dead
25:53but first
25:55i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face
26:05all mine now
26:10let my mommy go
26:11you bastard
26:19lilly
26:20lilly
26:21lilly
26:22get out of here
26:26serve me well
26:28and i might let her run
26:30a little longer
26:37lilly
26:58you touch my woman
27:00you're a dead man
27:07jack
27:09what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe
27:15so you're the boyfriend
27:17too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:33ow
27:45if i pull this vine
27:46the whole cliff goes with us demon
27:50run all you want
27:51my pack tears you both apart
28:05no
28:06no
28:07No!
28:53The End
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily. Don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay.
29:01We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:48You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:13Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:22He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:34Don't move. Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:38I'll be right back.
30:43Daddy, be careful.
30:46Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what?
31:05I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn. You take a hit well.
31:21Let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming.
31:37Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:39No choice.
31:40I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat.
31:48Useless.
31:49Grab her first.
31:50Then we hunt the child.
31:55Just...
31:56Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:01You all wanna come at once?
32:03Then die together.
32:04Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe.
32:24Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now.
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:40End it fast.
32:44You?
32:45In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:50Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:55I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband?
33:08Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine!
33:14I'll oblige!
33:31You're half dead already.
33:42You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra. The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us. We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:04My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30You shouldn't be hearing!
35:33Ai has heard he Zoe quest ok for you to become a new person with you.
35:36Where is He?
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