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My Dad Is Poseidon 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:34Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:30My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:55What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:06Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nint doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey.
05:07I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora!
05:12I know you're in there!
05:14Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it.
05:16He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:31You're my fiancΓ©.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:35Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satur, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:02Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?!
07:22Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough!
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:19Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing!
08:28Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:30I'm sorry.
09:36I am, my, my!
09:38I'm sorry to interrupt.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dylan.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56what the hell was that nothing just swapped a bug
10:03that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:08she's your daughter we need you now so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome this aura
10:18she's got my blood who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:35mommy mommy
10:54it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:11somebody help me
11:25give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:32it was
11:54your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:57you're my fiance my property you filthy whore spread your legs for some stray dog
12:06but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:17with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:29i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck
12:36those cuts are surgical leora someone did this to you
12:43you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
12:54if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
12:59she's all we have left
13:01she's safe now drink
13:05soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:13jack you
13:16ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:21greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:24where the hell did you get this
13:27more try it
13:39these ingredients where did you get them
13:47it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:15what a lively little snack
14:29i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:31you want more
14:33i've got a ton of it laying around
14:34this guy's luck is insane
14:38a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:43is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:46you're safe here liria
14:51we've got a kid together now
14:53i'm not letting anything touch
14:55you
14:57or lily
14:58jack i'm grateful but i
15:00daddy
15:01help
15:04something's trying to eat me
15:08lily's in trouble
15:15i i'm not tasty
15:17my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:20please don't eat me
15:25divine power runs through this girl
15:28devour you
15:30and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:35ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:49Oh, my God.
16:07You disgusting freak.
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy.
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:17Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders.
16:22Ha!
16:23You ruined my meal?
16:26Wait.
16:28The baby mama herself.
16:31Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:51Jack, take Lily and run.
16:53Go!
16:54Go!
16:58Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:09You, Posei?
17:12That kid's his.
17:14No wonder the power's so pure.
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:18If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened?
17:29It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya.
17:31Your powers are badass.
17:33You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me?
17:36No way.
17:37Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:40I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait.
17:43Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
17:47Whatever.
17:48Let's get home.
17:49That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time?
18:02Figures.
18:02He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:07I...
18:09What the hell?
18:11Oh!
18:15Oh!
18:16Oh!
18:18Oh!
18:19Oh!
18:45My liege!
18:48Have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it
18:50Please, spare my life
18:52No problem
18:53Thank you, my lord, thank you for your mercy
18:55Try to remember that in your next life
19:10Enjoying the show
19:21My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear
19:24Listen to me, if any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive
19:31Now, get the fuck out of my sight
19:34Yes, my leash
19:48My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you
19:51I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs
20:05But Poseidon, guy's long gone
20:08Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:11Sea god myth, ancient history
20:13Wanna bet? There ain't no sea king anymore
20:27The world's the same as ever
20:29The dead are louder than the living
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole
20:47Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
20:59If he is, tell him to get his ass out here
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this
21:15I'm not wasting it on you
21:17I need a background check
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace
21:26You crash my spot, you die here!
21:51Little fish
21:59Headed staff?
22:01One shot?
22:03The sea king?
22:04He's real
22:07Hades
22:07You hiding?
22:09Come out
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:13One
22:15Two
22:19Thank the fates!
22:21The boss is here!
22:27Boss, this bum
22:34You idiot!
22:36Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:38You're done
22:39Get out
22:39In front of Poseidon
22:41Your ants
22:42I'm saving your worthless heights
22:49My lord
22:50Is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:01Understood
23:01I'll mobilize every team right now
23:04You have three days
23:05I'll be back
23:09Everyone
23:10Drop what you're doing
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:14Every resource
23:15Every contact
23:16Now
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:39Dylan wants the woman dead
23:40Kid comes with us alive
23:42If she's still hurt
23:42Easy pickets
23:44Let's move
23:57We'll make a nice stew
23:58Surprise daddy for lunch
24:06A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders
24:17Come quietly to the stronghold
24:19Or I drag your corpse back
24:22Mommy?
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid
24:35Stay away from my daughter
24:37Don't you dare touch her
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding
24:56This forest is locked down
24:58Surrender now
25:00I'll go with you
25:02On one condition
25:03Let my daughter go
25:05No, mommy
25:07I'm not leaving you
25:19Kid's mine
25:20You die
25:24You poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog
25:31The more you fight
25:32The faster it rots you from the inside
25:35Give up
25:37You've gone too far
25:38Even if I die today
25:40I'm not letting you win
25:44You're wounded
25:47Poisoned
25:48Done
25:49The kid's coming with me
25:53Don't touch her
25:54Come at me
25:56Feisty one
25:57Dylan wants you dead
25:59But first
26:01I'm gonna have some fun
26:09Such a pretty face
26:11All mine now
26:15Let my mommy go
26:17You bastard
26:24Lily
26:25Lily
26:26Run
26:27Get out of here
26:32Serve me well
26:34And I might let her run
26:35A little longer
26:43Lily
26:43Lily
26:50Daddy
26:56Your hands off her
27:05You touch my woman
27:06You're a dead man
27:09My poison
27:13Jack
27:15What the hell just happened?
27:20You okay, babe?
27:22So you're the boyfriend
27:24Too bad
27:25I'll snap every bone
27:26In your body
27:27With one hand
27:44Jack
27:44Keep Lily safe
27:46Long as I'm here
27:47You don't lose
27:48Shut up
27:49And go
27:49Now
28:02If I pull this vine
28:03The whole cliff
28:04Goes with us, demon
28:07Run all you want
28:08My pack tears you both apart
28:10The whole ΠΏΠΎΠ³ΠΈΠ±
28:22No!
28:26No!
28:27No!
28:29No!
28:38No!
28:39No!
28:39No!
28:39No!
28:39No!
28:39No!
28:40No!
29:00Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh. Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:28Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
30:46back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:05That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:28You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:56Huh. Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:33Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now, and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:17You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:25I'll see you soon.
33:28Wew to die!
33:55You're half dead already
33:57How the hell did you knock me back
33:59The sea is sinking
34:00Those are Poseidon's warriors
34:03This
34:05Can't be
34:30Ancient Ekethra
34:31The coastal legend monster
34:33Why would she be here
34:37Ha ha ha
34:38Our boss has real backing
34:40He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
34:43No matter how strong you are
34:45Kneel and beg
34:47They're coming for us
34:48We're finished
34:50Don't worry darling
34:51Things might turn around
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured
34:54Now we await the Sea King's warriors
34:57To execute this peasant
35:00They're here for me
35:01Jack
35:02Stay behind me
35:03With me here
35:05No one touches you
35:06Stop saying that Jack
35:07Look around
35:08We're surrounded
35:09We could actually die here
35:16My lords
35:17Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:23You worthless creature
35:25You shouldn't even exist
35:28Where I stand
35:36Who dares show such insolence
35:40Before the lord of the sea
35:44I don't know
35:44I don't know
35:44You deserve room for my 12 more than $300
35:45Well hopefully from the village
35:50There's still just a little
35:50Abogo
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