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00:00:09buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before i lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick i'm not thinking about dick okay i'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity mr big dick okay oh fuck it's luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:36okay don't think about dick especially not luke's dick especially not about luke's probably really
00:00:40big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frapp with non-fat milk right
00:00:47you're perfect thank you right isn't sophie just perfect mike i'm sorry i didn't know you're
00:00:54coming i would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no i'm here to see
00:00:59my girl
00:01:12my coffee right right sorry
00:01:26oh my god mikey don't laugh you're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:33i'm sorry no baby you look great my bad my bad my bad
00:01:45come here don't worry about that i do it all the time
00:01:50let me remake your coffee
00:01:58right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:05oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut
00:02:10as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh mikey where did you find someone
00:02:17as cute as sophie looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:24or having sex
00:02:27oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:37so uh you're a virgin
00:02:43oh be careful mikey i think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:51brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic
00:02:54what i literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week
00:03:00gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you're sleeping with especially while you're
00:03:03on the medication oh my god what it was just chlamydia
00:03:10i will fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:32i'm really really sorry i really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:35he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment i gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
00:03:52pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:03:57a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:09good morning miss tisdale
00:04:16it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:37don't worry i'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time
00:04:40right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller
00:04:46nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me i mean the coffee shop grind
00:04:53me
00:04:55oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:02yes that asshole yes i cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want
00:05:09to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right i mean i'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with
00:05:12that guy i will use a condom i'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good
00:05:20for you
00:05:20dr miller i'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr miller i'd also recommend you don't
00:05:27do
00:05:27anything that you're not ready to do i'm ready i think i'm ready mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's
00:05:34kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what i'm sorry
00:05:38that i
00:05:39overstepped boundaries there uh let's get started with the breast exam
00:05:46breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable i can always get a different doctor no it's i like
00:05:52it it's fine uh it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:04it's okay
00:06:08it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my hands cold no they're perfect
00:06:15it stop embarrassing yourself there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:24there are no abnormalities
00:06:29thank you luke dr miller that wasn't so bad sophie can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:06:41okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:49so i need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:56i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:07i'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your service i need you to relax for me
00:07:18so do you like younger women
00:07:22i mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:25no my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually so my great
00:07:33grandfather's honor i donated a few hours of my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's
00:07:39a creep amazing last thing i'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs right
00:07:48relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:00i think i just had an orgasm i think i just had an orgasm did he
00:08:06all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good no hard memoralities all right be right back
00:08:23is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:27i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:35all right all right so here's your break
00:08:42should i bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:47she's my patient
00:08:54mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:02speaking of sperm i assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:11i don't know if you want to talk to him by the doctor who buys coffee from you
00:09:16the luke sophie you're a freak so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:24shut up everybody
00:09:25shit he's so sexy maybe i should schedule my pap smear
00:09:31don't worry okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay sophie
00:09:36come on let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:39i hope mike's worth it sophie
00:09:49why do i even care
00:09:55yo you ready to fork over a grant tonight is that sophie's boyfriend
00:10:03you're not winning any bet tonight buddy you're dating a nun she's never gonna let you smash i'm
00:10:09calling it dude she's low-key a slut i just can't prove it you will soon
00:10:18you're gonna film her dude you're sick what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:28a little bit of this and she's gonna go feral
00:10:35yo that 1500 is mine just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:42don't get involved luke you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:48hey you need to pay
00:10:53fuck my eyes what the
00:10:55fuck where's your friend live before i call the cops
00:11:01kaylee avenue apartment 2. i need to get to sophie
00:11:11the lady
00:11:29nervous
00:11:32why do i feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than i did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:41nervous
00:11:43i'm a little nervous
00:11:44hey don't be you know my cherries i popped
00:11:53wait what
00:11:55i'm sorry i forgot to start my birth control
00:11:57we have to wait i'm sorry mike i can't do this
00:12:03are you kidding me
00:12:05i'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:08mike why would you say something like that i'm going home
00:12:19the hell you are not until i get something no no
00:12:30stop stop stop
00:12:38who the fuck invited you
00:12:46Dr. Miller.
00:12:47Hey, Sophie. Hey.
00:12:49Hey, Stanley.
00:12:52Hey, Sophie. Hey.
00:12:55Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:57Did you take something?
00:12:58What's up, Grandpa? Who the fuck invited me?
00:13:03Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:05Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:08I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:09If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:11I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:13What? What's so funny?
00:13:14You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:17Says who?
00:13:17You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:19Yeah.
00:13:21I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:23My family's the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:27That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:30Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:33Wait.
00:13:34Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:35Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.
00:13:37And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:39No, no, no.
00:13:39Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:41It was just a joke.
00:13:42Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:46Hey.
00:13:49Hey, come on.
00:14:05She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:07Either way, it's not good.
00:14:15You stole me from my date?
00:14:18Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:24I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:28Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:29I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:39How much did you have to drink?
00:14:41I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:46Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:50Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:51Tell me this.
00:14:51Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:14:59I was at the bar.
00:15:01All right.
00:15:02And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:13Wow.
00:15:16I'm an idiot.
00:15:18No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:22First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:29And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
00:15:34a complete asshole.
00:15:36I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:41Sorry, Soph.
00:15:48So, Soph, you want my virginity week?
00:15:58You can have it.
00:16:06Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:09Are you hard right now?
00:16:17That's so wrong.
00:16:19You're drunk.
00:16:20I'm taking you home.
00:16:23What are you doing?
00:16:24You're drunk.
00:16:25I'm taking you home.
00:16:26What?
00:16:26No, I can't go home.
00:16:27My roommate's there.
00:16:29I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:30She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:40We're here.
00:16:41Here?
00:16:42Where is here?
00:16:43My place.
00:16:45You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone, if you're comfortable.
00:16:50I want to.
00:16:52I mean, I'm cool.
00:16:54I'm cool with that.
00:16:56But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:16:59Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:02Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:05I don't know.
00:17:26You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:28The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:43How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:45It's huge.
00:17:47All white tight spaces.
00:17:50Not all tight spaces.
00:17:52Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:56Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:17:58You'll feel better afterwards.
00:17:59Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:05Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:09I'm happy.
00:18:43You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:45You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:50I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:18:54You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:18:57Wait.
00:18:58You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a bath
00:19:06in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:08No, Mrs. Do.
00:19:12And why me?
00:19:13I'm nothing special.
00:19:15You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:19You're kind to people.
00:19:22And you're beautiful.
00:19:35Who is that?
00:19:37Ah, this is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:40Um, you have to hide right now.
00:19:43All right.
00:19:44Come on.
00:19:47Luke?
00:19:49Are you home?
00:19:54Lukey?
00:19:55Come out, come out.
00:19:58Stop playing.
00:19:59I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:02I know you're not on call.
00:20:09Don't say a word.
00:20:10There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:17Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:20What the hell?
00:20:22She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:24We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:27She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:27Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:34What are you doing?
00:20:36You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:38I'm sleeping.
00:20:40Why don't I join you?
00:20:47I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:49Like what, baby?
00:20:51Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:54Ice cubes?
00:20:55What ice cubes?
00:20:56Like call the cops.
00:20:57Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:00Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:02Come on, Lukey.
00:21:04You know you love screwing me.
00:21:11I have someone new in my life.
00:21:15Someone new?
00:21:16Who the fuck is she?
00:21:19I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:22And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:21:23Then I'm going to call the dean.
00:21:25And I'm going to let them know that a psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:29Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:30No, you can't.
00:21:32One.
00:21:34Two.
00:21:35Fine.
00:21:36Fine.
00:21:37I'm leaving.
00:21:40Your loss.
00:21:50Oh, my God.
00:21:51Luke.
00:21:53Luke.
00:21:54Luke.
00:22:05Holy shit.
00:22:07You smell like booze.
00:22:09I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:12What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:17I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:23You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:28You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:46My virginity?
00:22:50Yep.
00:22:51Still intact.
00:22:54Fuck my life.
00:22:57Language, Miss Tisdale.
00:22:58Jesus.
00:22:59What the hell are you doing?
00:23:02I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:05Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:08What would you have me do?
00:23:10Don't say it.
00:23:10Don't say it.
00:23:11You could join me.
00:23:17Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:27Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:30There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:34What's your problem?
00:23:52I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:55But?
00:23:57But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:23:59You're my patient for a moment.
00:24:01In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:03I'm graduating this year.
00:24:06Second?
00:24:09You're a virgin.
00:24:12Ouch.
00:24:13I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:24You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:28But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:31Fuck you.
00:24:32Fuck you.
00:24:33I don't make love.
00:24:35I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, all right, sweetheart?
00:24:39I'm not that guy.
00:24:45Well, maybe I don't need you to call me, Luke.
00:24:47I'm a big girl.
00:24:48I can handle myself.
00:24:52Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:54I saw how hot your ex is, and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:02Someone's jealous.
00:25:05Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus, to come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:08to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:10Because it's cheap.
00:25:24Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:27When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:31You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:36So do it.
00:25:37I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:44Ready?
00:25:50What's that?
00:25:51As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:25:59Sorry, Sue.
00:26:02Are you kidding me?
00:26:10Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:26:12You're killing me.
00:26:13So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:18A virgin?
00:26:19Yeah.
00:26:20I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:28Can you wait?
00:26:29Oh my god.
00:26:30Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked at his age, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin
00:26:37co-ed like you.
00:26:38He respects you, dummy.
00:26:40Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:42I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:26:47You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:51A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:53And Luke's going to be back for a test drive.
00:26:55Watch.
00:26:58Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:00No.
00:27:01Can you just order?
00:27:16I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:19But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:24Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:29What do you want?
00:27:31I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:36I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:41Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:43He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:45Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller, knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:53Can you believe it?
00:27:55Sophie's evil.
00:27:56First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:27:59A slut.
00:28:01Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:03Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke,
00:28:10loser barista?
00:28:13Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:14Of course he was never yours.
00:28:19Sophie!
00:28:20You can have him!
00:28:21You didn't have to hurt my baby!
00:28:24I didn't do this, I swear.
00:28:25I would never.
00:28:26What's going on?
00:28:27Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:30No, I didn't.
00:28:30I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:32Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:35Sophie?
00:28:37I'm calling the police.
00:28:38No, I would never do this.
00:28:40Please.
00:28:40She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:43We need a medic, too.
00:28:44I'm a doctor.
00:28:50I'm a doctor.
00:29:12Um, no, no, no, no.
00:29:14I'm fine.
00:29:15I'll just be going.
00:29:19We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:22I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:24Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:30Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:33It was for a friend.
00:29:35You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:38Let me go.
00:29:39No, I don't want to press charges.
00:29:42Just a moment.
00:29:54Oh, my God.
00:29:55You're crazy.
00:29:56You're actually crazy.
00:29:58Luke, please.
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01She's not right for you.
00:30:04Breaking into my house.
00:30:05Stealing my pager.
00:30:06That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:08I get it.
00:30:09But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:17Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:20She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:23I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:25Stop, Luke.
00:30:26This isn't you.
00:30:28You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:31She's nothing.
00:30:32A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:35You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:37Luke, officer, take her away.
00:30:43Let's go.
00:30:45You bitch!
00:30:46You don't deserve him.
00:30:48Let's go.
00:30:50I knew she was psycho.
00:30:53You couldn't even hurt Flay, even if someone paid you to.
00:30:56Thanks, Ev.
00:30:57Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:30:58I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:01Take the date.
00:31:11If someone's waiting for their new test drive, Cadillac pissy.
00:31:24You came just to save me?
00:31:27Of course they did.
00:31:34I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:31:39I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:45I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:47Sophie, I...
00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:49Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:52I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:57I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:01What do you mean?
00:32:02I mean, you...
00:32:05reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:10What do you see in me?
00:32:12Or am I just...
00:32:15entertainment to you?
00:32:16Entertainment?
00:32:17Sophie, if you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:22You're just...
00:32:23young.
00:32:28I should leave you the hell alone and let you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:31Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what
00:32:36I want.
00:32:43What do you want?
00:32:48You...
00:32:51take me seriously.
00:32:54and get in the car.
00:32:57What?
00:32:57To where?
00:32:59Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:02What?
00:33:03Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:07Okay.
00:33:30I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:33We're doing both.
00:33:35My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:33:40Your vacation home?
00:33:42As in you have multiple?
00:33:44Wow.
00:33:46Mr. Millen,
00:33:47it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:54And you have a butler at your vacation mansion.
00:33:57Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:00What the hell?
00:34:02Look, I didn't say it because I don't want to stress out.
00:34:04The truth is, yes.
00:34:06So my family's rich.
00:34:08But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:10We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:12And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:28Is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:34:33Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:40I'm not.
00:34:41Hang on.
00:34:43What even am I to Luke?
00:34:50Mother.
00:34:52This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:56Girlfriend?
00:34:57No way.
00:34:59Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:00Manners.
00:35:01Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:07Girlfriend?
00:35:09What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:12Gina?
00:35:13The Dean's daughter?
00:35:15The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:18Ouch.
00:35:20Mother, again,
00:35:22as I just said,
00:35:22this is my girlfriend
00:35:24and my date to the gala.
00:35:25If I have to remind you
00:35:26to her importance in my life again,
00:35:28I'm going to make sure this gala
00:35:29does not go smoothly.
00:35:30Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:32to know which one of their husbands
00:35:33you're sleeping with.
00:35:33Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:35:40If you'll excuse us,
00:35:41we need to get ready.
00:35:43Oh, before we go,
00:35:44which room do you keep
00:35:45to Vich's Dior and Versace?
00:35:46She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:49Fourth floor, third door on your view.
00:35:53Thank you, Mother.
00:35:55It's good to see you.
00:36:01That was the hottest thing
00:36:02anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:12Your brother has lost it.
00:36:14Get down here and handle
00:36:15this new, trashy arm candy.
00:36:26Is your mom always so...
00:36:29Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:33That's why I don't really
00:36:34get along with the family.
00:36:36But the charity gala
00:36:38raises a lot of money
00:36:39for my patients,
00:36:40so I come back every year.
00:36:42You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:43It's sweet.
00:36:44I do.
00:36:46Plus, the other perk is
00:36:47I can spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:50What does that mean?
00:37:01Luke, you did not.
00:37:08Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:10I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:12That's done.
00:37:13I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:15You said you want all of them.
00:37:17They're yours.
00:37:2480s.
00:37:25I can't accept this.
00:37:26This is like my whole college
00:37:27tuition in this room.
00:37:29Well, I didn't offer you
00:37:30a quarter million dollars
00:37:30in dresses that piss you off.
00:37:33Why do you like me?
00:37:35I'm just a college student
00:37:37and you're...
00:37:38you.
00:37:40Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:42You're cultured.
00:37:43Your parents host
00:37:44charity events.
00:37:46You have a butler
00:37:46that does your laundry.
00:37:47I do my laundry
00:37:48in a coin-operated machine
00:37:49that I share
00:37:50with, like,
00:37:51a hundred other students.
00:37:52It's not too late
00:37:53to not associate with me.
00:38:09Of course, it's too late.
00:38:10Now, we're already
00:38:11falling for you.
00:38:14Then why won't you
00:38:15go all the way with me?
00:38:20Because
00:38:21I want it to be right.
00:38:23I don't want you
00:38:24to look back on this
00:38:25and think of me
00:38:25as the old guy
00:38:26who took advantage of you.
00:38:29But take it slow.
00:38:34Even though
00:38:38there's nothing
00:38:39I'd rather do
00:38:39than rip your clothes
00:38:40off right now.
00:38:40Really?
00:38:48Really.
00:39:11Come back here.
00:39:13I'm just giving you
00:39:14what you want, Luke.
00:39:19Are you teasing me,
00:39:20Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:21You're the one
00:39:22that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:32Just making sure
00:39:33you know
00:39:33what you're missing out on.
00:39:35Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:43You know,
00:39:44I'm going to give you
00:39:44a bag for this.
00:39:54Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:03That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:06He dumps my best friend?
00:40:08The gala is tonight
00:40:10and Luke is supposed
00:40:12to have the dean's daughter
00:40:14on his arm,
00:40:15not strutting
00:40:16the campus mattress.
00:40:19Luke's an idiot
00:40:20for dumping
00:40:20an heiress
00:40:21for a barista.
00:40:24Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:25I'll pry that little gold
00:40:26digger off his arm
00:40:27just long enough
00:40:28for him to realize
00:40:29that he's made a mistake.
00:40:30Mm-hmm.
00:40:31That's my girl.
00:40:36Sophie, love,
00:40:37you've been in there
00:40:37for two hours.
00:40:38I promise you,
00:40:39you're going to be
00:40:40the most beautiful person
00:40:41at the gala tonight.
00:40:56Holy shit.
00:41:05It's not about
00:41:06being pretty.
00:41:06I just,
00:41:08I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:09in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:11I've never even been
00:41:12to a charity auction.
00:41:14Wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:15if we just met up
00:41:15at, like,
00:41:16a bowling alley
00:41:17and donated
00:41:17the party expenses?
00:41:21You're so refreshing.
00:41:24You ready?
00:41:42Wow.
00:41:43She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:45You never said
00:41:46your brother's chip
00:41:47was so pretty.
00:41:48Why would you want
00:41:49to break them up?
00:41:50Shut up.
00:41:51There was a two and a half
00:41:51billion dollar inheritance
00:41:53down the train.
00:41:53If my brother
00:41:54marries a snow bunny,
00:41:55it's that of Gina.
00:42:03I'd like to thank you all
00:42:04for coming to the
00:42:05Baldwin Memorial Charity Event.
00:42:06This is a great opportunity
00:42:08for us to raise money
00:42:08for the family clinic.
00:42:10Myself
00:42:10and my girlfriend,
00:42:12Sophie Tisdale,
00:42:13are very excited
00:42:14to meet and talk
00:42:15to all of you.
00:42:16Cheers.
00:42:21Girlfriend?
00:42:22Not for long.
00:42:36Good evening, everyone.
00:42:39Thank you so much
00:42:40for being here
00:42:41at our wonderful
00:42:42charity auction.
00:42:45Our first item.
00:42:49An all-expense-paid trip
00:42:51to Bora Bora
00:42:53with its amazing,
00:42:56iconic,
00:42:56volcanic views
00:42:57starting big.
00:43:005,000.
00:43:025,000.
00:43:03Now, six.
00:43:03It's right in a six.
00:43:04Bora Bora
00:43:05after finals.
00:43:06That's pretty good.
00:43:07Can I get...
00:43:09You need to come quick.
00:43:10My wife's having
00:43:11a allergic reaction.
00:43:12You going to be okay?
00:43:13No.
00:43:14Let's go.
00:43:23What is it?
00:43:24My throat.
00:43:25Oh, you're not?
00:43:27Breathe.
00:43:34Sold!
00:43:35Number 12.
00:43:36$7,000.
00:43:37All-expense-paid trip
00:43:38to Bora Bora.
00:43:39Give him a round of applause.
00:43:40Congratulations.
00:43:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:42Actually, we have
00:43:43one more item
00:43:44up for grabs.
00:43:45Miss Tisdale,
00:43:47a gorgeous student,
00:43:48has graciously
00:43:49offered herself up
00:43:50for a date
00:43:51with a lucky man.
00:43:53Now, according
00:43:54to Miss Tisdale,
00:43:55she has a great
00:43:56personality
00:43:56and an even
00:43:57better mouth.
00:43:59What a hussy.
00:44:01Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:03I hope Dr. Miller
00:44:04knows what his girlfriend's
00:44:05up to.
00:44:06I mean, the poor guy
00:44:07is tending to a patient.
00:44:08I knew that you
00:44:09were too classless
00:44:11with this family.
00:44:13Poor Lukey.
00:44:14He hasn't fooled.
00:44:16Trailer trash skank.
00:44:18Who let her kind
00:44:19in here?
00:44:20I wouldn't do that.
00:44:21I would never.
00:44:22I have a thousand
00:44:23for a night
00:44:24with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:25Hmm.
00:44:27Really, Sophie?
00:44:27No one wants you
00:44:28for a thousand?
00:44:29Whew.
00:44:30All right.
00:44:31Five hundred?
00:44:33All right.
00:44:34Five hundred
00:44:34for the poor girl.
00:44:37She's got student loans.
00:44:39Whatever that means.
00:44:41Where's Luke?
00:44:46Are you?
00:44:49I don't see
00:44:50anything wrong here.
00:44:51No, my throat,
00:44:52it hurts.
00:44:54I recognize you.
00:44:55You're one of my
00:44:56sister's shithead friends.
00:44:57What the hell
00:44:57is going on here?
00:44:58Hey, your sister's
00:44:58doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:01Patrick, get out of my way.
00:45:02Why lower your standards?
00:45:03We're millionaires.
00:45:04She might be a good fuck,
00:45:05but that's how she'll
00:45:06ever be, man.
00:45:13You can talk about
00:45:14my girlfriend when you
00:45:14can live a day
00:45:15without your daddy's money,
00:45:17motherfucker.
00:45:19$4.50.
00:45:22$400?
00:45:25Oh, all right.
00:45:27I mean, look,
00:45:28I know Sophie's just
00:45:30being modest.
00:45:31Poor girl doesn't have
00:45:32many skills outside
00:45:33the bedroom.
00:45:35Well, I'll help
00:45:36the young lady, then.
00:45:37Maybe we could have
00:45:39some late night
00:45:40study sessions, huh?
00:45:43Yeah.
00:45:43Sold!
00:45:43Sold for $400.
00:45:46Wow, Sophie.
00:45:48Looks like people
00:45:48really aren't in the
00:45:49market for used goods.
00:46:01That's rude, Serena.
00:46:02After you being the person
00:46:03that's had five abortions
00:46:05in the last year.
00:46:06Luke, you watch your mouth
00:46:06right now!
00:46:09What was that you're saying
00:46:11about class,
00:46:12Leticia, darling?
00:46:19You idiot!
00:46:20Get off the stage!
00:46:21We're leaving!
00:46:22Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:24You're humiliating me
00:46:26in front of my friends,
00:46:27you pussy!
00:46:28No need, my dear.
00:46:30Our circle of elite friends
00:46:31can no longer be seen
00:46:33with the likes of you
00:46:34after all of this.
00:46:38But, but, no!
00:46:41No!
00:46:42Young man,
00:46:43that information you gave
00:46:45is illegal!
00:46:47You're a doctor!
00:46:48Greg, I was waiting
00:46:49to get to you.
00:46:50You want to bet
00:46:51on my girlfriend?
00:46:52Aren't you a little
00:46:53occupied with your
00:46:53secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:54How's she recovering
00:46:55from her boob job?
00:46:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:03Stephanie?
00:47:04The lady?
00:47:13I'm gonna sue you
00:47:14for everything you've got!
00:47:16You can't.
00:47:17You see, yes,
00:47:18my family might own
00:47:19the clinic that you
00:47:20all go to,
00:47:21but I practice
00:47:22under the university,
00:47:23so you can't touch me.
00:47:24So, unless you all
00:47:25want me to air out
00:47:26your dirty laundry,
00:47:27I suggest you cut
00:47:28very generous checks
00:47:29to the charity
00:47:30and then get the fuck
00:47:31out of my house.
00:47:34Let's go.
00:47:35Get to writing.
00:47:37Let's go.
00:47:38Everybody out.
00:47:46Look at these assholes
00:47:47go.
00:47:47You didn't have to
00:47:48ruin your charity
00:47:49event for me.
00:47:50I would have been okay.
00:47:51I'd do it
00:47:51a thousand times over.
00:47:53No one comes
00:47:53at my woman like that.
00:47:55Plus, I think we made
00:47:56more in donations
00:47:56than I think
00:47:57we have in the last
00:47:57ten years.
00:47:59Blackmail surprisingly
00:48:00works.
00:48:16What are you looking for?
00:48:19I paid for all the booze,
00:48:20so I figure how the night
00:48:23went, I might as well
00:48:25be your personal bartender.
00:48:28Right.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:30Make me
00:48:33an appletini.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Seriously?
00:48:39All right, so
00:48:40vodka, lemon,
00:48:42and apple liqueur.
00:48:44Can we just
00:48:44choose something easier?
00:48:45You suck
00:48:46at being a rich kid.
00:48:51Move.
00:48:55Can you open that?
00:49:02All right.
00:49:03Let's just make it
00:49:04simple.
00:49:06Body shots.
00:49:09I've never done that
00:49:10before.
00:49:12Seriously?
00:49:13What do you mean?
00:49:14You're like so old.
00:49:15I was trying to get
00:49:16into school.
00:49:17I didn't have time
00:49:17to do body shots
00:49:19off of hot little girls
00:49:20like you.
00:49:21He just said you're hot.
00:49:23Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:24Okay, well,
00:49:25I'll teach you.
00:49:37Holy shit.
00:49:58All right.
00:49:59I got the hang of that.
00:50:01Now it's your turn,
00:50:02Miss Tisdale.
00:50:02Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:03Go for it.
00:50:04New rule.
00:50:05You can't choose
00:50:06the same place twice.
00:50:07Is that so?
00:50:11Then...
00:50:12where are you
00:50:12going to lick me?
00:50:21Shame, shame.
00:50:23You're trying to play
00:50:24with my emotion.
00:50:26Blame, blame.
00:50:27Only you feel
00:50:28like a devotion.
00:50:30How'd you ever think
00:50:31you could pull this shit?
00:50:33Think you could get
00:50:34away with it?
00:50:35Be careful what you get
00:50:37cause you don't know
00:50:38what you might get.
00:50:39Mmm.
00:50:43Mmm.
00:50:48I'm sorry.
00:50:49Was that...
00:50:50You dragged me
00:50:51fucking wild.
00:50:53Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:02God, I'm an idiot.
00:51:05Wait, what?
00:51:06Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:07I'm...
00:51:07I'm sorry.
00:51:09Fuck.
00:51:10Luke, no, no, no, no.
00:51:12I'm telling you
00:51:12that I'm ready.
00:51:14I want to do this
00:51:14with you.
00:51:15Lose my virginity.
00:51:17Sophie.
00:51:19Don't Sophie me.
00:51:20That's so patronizing.
00:51:24Okay, I'm trying,
00:51:25but I'm going to be
00:51:27the person responsible
00:51:28if you get hurt.
00:51:29I don't want to be
00:51:30the guy that, you know,
00:51:31leads to you ruining
00:51:32your life.
00:51:33I'm terrified of that.
00:51:34It's this that hurts me,
00:51:35what you're doing right now
00:51:36rejecting me.
00:51:37What would be so terrible
00:51:39about us being together?
00:51:40Being together.
00:51:41Sophie,
00:51:42did you see
00:51:43what happened here today?
00:51:45I mean,
00:51:46my family sucks.
00:51:47My ex-girlfriend
00:51:48is batshit crazy.
00:51:50I mean,
00:51:52of course I want to be with you.
00:51:53But am I right for you?
00:51:56And you really want to take
00:51:57on this baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin,
00:51:59but this whole
00:52:00it's not you,
00:52:01it's me thing
00:52:01is really freshman year.
00:52:07Sophie,
00:52:08where are you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab
00:52:10and going back to campus.
00:52:11I can't deal with your
00:52:12hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:14You think you're doing me
00:52:15this favor,
00:52:15but really,
00:52:16you're just reminding me
00:52:17of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:20Don't follow me.
00:52:27Damn it.
00:52:34Guess I'm the first girl
00:52:36in the world
00:52:36to be on birth control
00:52:38and not even get laid.
00:52:52What's the point
00:52:53in talking to me now?
00:52:54You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:59Is that your boyfriend
00:53:00you're ignoring?
00:53:01Nope.
00:53:03Boyfriends have sex
00:53:04with their girlfriends.
00:53:05So I've got the hottest
00:53:06girl in the bar.
00:53:08All to myself.
00:53:12What?
00:53:13You heard me.
00:53:15Hottest lady I've ever seen
00:53:16at this school.
00:53:19Seriously?
00:53:20You're into this?
00:53:22Like,
00:53:23he might want to,
00:53:23like, hook up?
00:53:24Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:26Maybe we can start
00:53:27with a kiss.
00:53:28Wow.
00:53:29I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:31Maybe he leaves the problem.
00:53:32I was beginning to think
00:53:34nobody would take
00:53:35my virginity.
00:53:37Pause.
00:53:39What did you just say?
00:53:44I'm a virgin?
00:53:47She's a virgin, yo.
00:53:49Aw, cute.
00:53:51Excuse me?
00:53:52Too much work.
00:53:53You're probably
00:53:54super clingy, too.
00:53:55You should just go back
00:53:56to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:59Sweetie?
00:54:00I'm a senior.
00:54:01That's even sadder.
00:54:05You were just into me.
00:54:06Why are you treating me
00:54:07like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:09You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:11But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:12You know?
00:54:14You're gonna get feels
00:54:15and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:18And...
00:54:19Sorry.
00:54:30I'm in this $80,000 dress
00:54:33and I can't even get a stupid
00:54:35horny track guy
00:54:36to get with me.
00:54:38He would probably fuck anything
00:54:40except for me, apparently.
00:54:45Oh, and Luke.
00:54:46Of course, Luke, on the other hand,
00:54:47he's had his hands
00:54:48literally inside of me
00:54:49and I guess he was just
00:54:50so repulsed that
00:54:52he didn't need to see more.
00:54:55You know what?
00:55:02Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:55:04I'm not the hospital right now, bro.
00:55:05Oh, look at me.
00:55:06I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:55:08and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:10and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:12with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:16Say something, asshole.
00:55:20Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:21So you can what?
00:55:22Not have sex?
00:55:24Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:25I think I'll stay right here
00:55:25where the guys at least have,
00:55:27I don't know, the decency
00:55:28to not lead me on.
00:55:30Guys, what guys?
00:55:31Did someone do something to you?
00:55:32Of course not.
00:55:34They said I was too messy.
00:55:36Too messy and too much
00:55:38and I guess that means
00:55:39you get a second chance.
00:55:41So...
00:55:42You either fuck me
00:55:43or you lose me.
00:55:46I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:48I'm coming to get you.
00:55:49Keep the phone on you, all right?
00:56:02Sofie?
00:56:03Sofie.
00:56:04Sofie.
00:56:04Hey, wake up.
00:56:10I didn't know.
00:56:11Come on.
00:56:26Is she?
00:56:31She's fine.
00:56:33She's bottled water in two of these in the morning.
00:56:36I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is going to hit her hard.
00:56:42Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:57:02Rise and shine, party animal.
00:57:06You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:10You feel like shit.
00:57:12You look like shit.
00:57:14But like a million bucks.
00:57:17So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:57:19Everly, the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:57:25He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:28But Luke brought you back to the hotel.
00:57:30Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:33I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:36I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:40So I've decided I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:45Huh?
00:57:46Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:49People, guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one and looking like
00:57:55one.
00:57:58I need you to help me look slutty.
00:58:06No way, I'm not going to do that.
00:58:08You're not going to help me look sexy?
00:58:09Why not?
00:58:10Sophie, you are sexy.
00:58:12I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:14Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:15I look like a non-librarian.
00:58:18I'm giving off, don't fuck, snooze fest, boring.
00:58:23Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right
00:58:27guy.
00:58:27The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:34Burn me up.
00:58:51Perfect.
00:59:13Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:15There's no way.
00:59:17That girl's off.
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:19It is.
00:59:20That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:22Dude, the makeover is actually working.
00:59:24Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:26Good.
00:59:26I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:28I mean more.
00:59:29Hmm.
00:59:35Holy shit.
00:59:35There he is.
00:59:36Are you going to say something?
00:59:40Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:42No.
00:59:43I'm just going to make you regret everything.
00:59:52Thanks, babe.
00:59:53It's all beautiful.
01:00:03And what can I get for you, handsome?
01:00:05A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:09I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:11What the hell's going on here?
01:00:12Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
01:00:13What the fuck did you just say?
01:00:15One latte.
01:00:16Coming right up.
01:00:19And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:21Sophie, what is this?
01:00:23You're dressed different.
01:00:24You're acting different.
01:00:24I don't get it.
01:00:27Whoops.
01:00:27Let me get that for you.
01:00:35Did you want a coffee?
01:00:37The Ave Shining is on the house.
01:00:39Sophie, I don't...
01:00:40Is this like a punishment?
01:00:41I mean, if it is, I get it.
01:00:42But telling yourself about other guys, it's not you.
01:00:44That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:47I gave you a chance.
01:00:49And besides, there's someone out there who wants me and isn't going to embarrass me in
01:00:52the process.
01:00:53Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:56They go on the land fair.
01:00:57You should come.
01:00:59She's got plans.
01:01:01Actually, I don't.
01:01:03My first frat party invite?
01:01:05Wow.
01:01:06This whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:01:09You should bring your home, girl.
01:01:10Guy's going to love you.
01:01:12I will.
01:01:12See you tonight.
01:01:15You're not going to bed.
01:01:16Newsflash.
01:01:17You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:18You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:21That's not true.
01:01:21Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:23My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:28Go, go, go!
01:01:30Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away just because of me, all right?
01:01:33If I'm going to do this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:39What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:41Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:44Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:46Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:49I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:55Everly, not funny.
01:01:56Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital,
01:01:59and he gets a text from you in this.
01:02:02If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:02:05How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
01:02:07that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:09Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:15Red push-up bra?
01:02:16Or pink?
01:02:18Red.
01:02:18Red.
01:02:31Get in.
01:02:32Get Sophie safe.
01:02:33Get out.
01:02:34Sophie, you're the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:38Sick costume, bro.
01:02:41Right.
01:02:44Gotta have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:49Sorry.
01:02:50Rules.
01:03:00Idiot.
01:03:04I have to get to her.
01:03:05Where is she?
01:03:09Stop being shy.
01:03:10You look hot.
01:03:13See?
01:03:16Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:18Why?
01:03:23Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke.
01:03:31No.
01:03:32Yes!
01:03:38I gotta have her.
01:03:39I have to get to her.
01:03:41Where is it?
01:03:51I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:53He opened it immediately.
01:03:56He's so whipped.
01:03:58Welcome to the party.
01:04:13Do it at his house.
01:04:15Do it at his house.
01:04:17Woo!
01:04:19Hell yeah!
01:04:20What?
01:04:20Looks a little something like this.
01:04:22Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:04:24Ay, ay, ay.
01:04:25This is what you're talking about.
01:04:32It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:34So Fu.
01:04:45Yo.
01:04:50This girl is crazy!
01:04:57Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:05:03Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:09Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:15You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:17Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:19That's a lie.
01:05:21You talk?
01:05:24Come on, Sophie, let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:05:27Coming.
01:05:28My friend here's just leaving.
01:05:31Actually, I'll join.
01:05:32What?
01:05:33No.
01:05:34Don't let me go here!
01:05:42Who's going first?
01:05:45I'll spin.
01:05:47Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:48I hope it lands on me.
01:05:50He seems experienced.
01:06:02I'm confused.
01:06:03Fuck.
01:06:05Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:09What was the rule?
01:06:10As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:26Can you talk like adults?
01:06:28Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:34You know, you dress like this, like it's going on a fucking radio.
01:06:56How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:05How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:30What?
01:07:33Time's up.
01:07:35What, were you just...
01:07:36You wanted to...
01:07:37I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:40Now you'll wish you would have fucked me
01:07:42when you had the chance.
01:08:06I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine.
01:08:20I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine.
01:08:22Sophie, come on, him.
01:08:24You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:26Come on, Noah.
01:08:37Okay, so...
01:08:38I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:40What?
01:08:40So I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:43So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:46You can relax.
01:08:47I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:49Really?
01:08:50But all the rumors.
01:08:52Look, everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:55Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:58I don't even know a Derek.
01:09:01I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:09:05I'm so screwed.
01:09:08Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin, and I'm the only one.
01:09:11They're gonna kill me.
01:09:13No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:15No, no.
01:09:15They're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:17Wait.
01:09:18I'll help you.
01:09:21How?
01:09:27It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:30Come on, virgin.
01:09:33Oh, they're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate!
01:09:37We don't have time.
01:09:38Just come here.
01:09:40You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:42Really?
01:09:43You don't care?
01:09:45No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:47You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:51Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:56I owe you.
01:10:00Noah!
01:10:01Are you in there?
01:10:03Oh, yeah.
01:10:05Oh.
01:10:06It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:09Oh, yeah.
01:10:11All right, that's enough.
01:10:15Selfie, if you open the damn door.
01:10:19Okay, ready?
01:10:20It's working.
01:10:23Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:25He deserves it.
01:10:50What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:52What the fuck were you doing in a minute with him?
01:10:54Well.
01:10:57First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:07Liar.
01:11:09You don't know that.
01:11:14You know you belong to me.
01:11:16True it.
01:11:28You don't know.
01:11:35You don't know.
01:11:37Yo.
01:11:38Why are you tripping, baby?
01:11:40You know.
01:11:51I need this off.
01:11:53I don't want to.
01:11:56Me too.
01:12:12What?
01:12:13Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:15No.
01:12:16No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:19I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:21I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:25You fucking idiot.
01:12:27You are.
01:12:40Need some space for me.
01:12:43I'm out here, girl.
01:12:47I'm back up in this dream.
01:12:50Who knows? You better take that.
01:12:52Someone better be dying.
01:12:54What's it code blue?
01:12:56They are.
01:13:00I'm sorry, Sophie. I have to go.
01:13:06I've been burned too many times.
01:13:08Are we ever going to do this look?
01:13:13Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:13:16I promise we're going to do this.
01:13:18We are.
01:13:19But not in some shitty frat house.
01:13:24You deserve better than that.
01:13:26Better how?
01:13:29You have a passport, right?
01:13:33Sexy underwear?
01:13:34Check.
01:13:35A jacket?
01:13:37Check.
01:13:37A bikini.
01:13:39Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:40He didn't tell me.
01:13:44Crap, he's here.
01:13:47Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:48Oh my God.
01:13:55No way.
01:13:56This man's insane.
01:13:57He's actually psycho.
01:14:00On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:14:03Good look soldier.
01:14:08Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:10He's hot.
01:14:11Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:14It's finally happening.
01:14:40You look incredible.
01:14:42Hmm?
01:14:42You said airport fit.
01:14:44I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:52This is so psychotic.
01:14:54Am I really worth all this?
01:14:58It's the first times.
01:15:02Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:06International.
01:15:17Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:21I'm sorry.
01:15:22I just didn't want to ruin the surprise.
01:15:24You ready?
01:15:30A croissant?
01:15:32You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:35It's a hint.
01:15:37Go look at the view.
01:15:38You'll know where we are.
01:15:46Are you crazy?
01:15:47You took me to Paris?
01:15:58Whoa.
01:15:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:00I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:05Look.
01:16:12You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:19I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:21Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:38It's finally happening.
01:16:41It's finally happening.
01:17:03I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:06You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:11Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:21Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:24She's all yours?
01:17:26Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:32Yes.
01:17:32We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:37Um, I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:39We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:44Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:45I'm sorry?
01:17:48Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:53I'll give you two a moment.
01:18:01I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened. I was trying to be safe.
01:18:07Wow.
01:18:08What do you think the odds are?
01:18:101.6 in 100?
01:18:13You'd probably hate me.
01:18:16As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:21Graduation's in a month, and...
01:18:23I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:32Sophie, I'm all in.
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