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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy 💕
Love Request From My Enemy 💕
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell my hero who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my god, it's cold!
00:02:06He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:18Oh!
00:03:19Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Clay.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsey.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hailey.
00:04:35It's so nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48Uh, there you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:00That's so good!
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back!
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy,
00:05:34you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here!
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57The Hell Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds, and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:24What?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, Bark Up.
00:07:16Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Haley.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:25Haley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:27You're gonna suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whatever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:01Whatever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened and I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:35Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:14Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30Trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:17I won't, I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29I have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is... shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:38I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay, well...
00:10:43Can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:52Well, the purple brawl by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not in my type, but...
00:10:58You know, power theory.
00:10:59I don't know.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh my god.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Hmm.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:06What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh my god!
00:12:16Oh my god!
00:12:22Oh my god!
00:12:27Oh shit!
00:12:29Oh shit!
00:12:29Oh shit!
00:12:31Yo, what's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemies new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah!
00:12:36What?
00:12:37Oh my god!
00:12:43Oh my god!
00:12:45Oh my god!
00:12:48Oh my god!
00:12:49Oh my god!
00:12:49Come on!
00:12:50Let's see if these booths are photoshopped.
00:12:54Stop!
00:12:55Delete it!
00:12:56Please delete it!
00:12:57Shits, shits, shits...
00:13:04Oh, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my god!
00:13:18Oh, cool. Boop, your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since your SO into slutty photos...
00:13:24Why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28No
00:13:48My school enemy is my ally girlfriend
00:13:57Oh my god
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me
00:14:18Now give the phone back Jan
00:14:21What the hell Cor? I thought you'd be happy
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:44He's got more personality than all of you combined
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole
00:15:07And he said we were enemies
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey
00:15:17Love you, Mom
00:15:20Wait, Mom
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:54What's up there, huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:15:58They're my favorite
00:16:00Noted, is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:06And keep my scholarship
00:16:08Oh, I'm really proud of you
00:16:11And then there's this guy
00:16:12He has this vendetta against me
00:16:14But at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:17It's so confusing
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:22No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:24I like you, only you
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:39That sounds amazing
00:16:40When? With?
00:16:41After school, at the balcony
00:16:43I'll bring flowers
00:16:44Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:16Call me father
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:19Defending that nobody
00:17:21Haley girl
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad
00:17:23Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:39That whole family is trash
00:17:41Stay away from her
00:17:43What if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:54I hate to make Haley wait, but
00:17:56She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:01You're sick
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future
00:18:12Oh, hi
00:18:13I'm Haley
00:18:14Yes
00:18:17So nice to meet you
00:18:18God, I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers
00:18:28You're so nice
00:18:34Guacamole wizard
00:18:35Fail
00:18:39Guacamole wizard
00:18:40Ew
00:18:43You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic
00:18:46Maybe he's married
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:08Eat it
00:19:20I called me
00:19:21So you thought that you can just humiliate me
00:19:23In front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:33Oh and by the way
00:19:33Cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:36Because after all, he's rich
00:19:37Like me!
00:19:42I'm nothing like you
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up
00:19:55Cole, we were kidding
00:19:57It's ketchup
00:19:58Pick?
00:19:59That bloody thing up
00:20:04Take out of your tone and record this
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:22And do what I say
00:20:25I
00:20:26Will leave Hayley alone
00:20:30I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah
00:20:36Let's go
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it? Let's go
00:20:52Uh, thank you
00:20:55Wow
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happened to see you
00:21:06Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:09Yeah, my boyfriend actually
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20Maybe you got into an accident
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:31So...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edmonds?
00:21:37Cause it's not gonna work
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend reunions make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though
00:22:02I understand better than you think
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:09I don't see...
00:22:11Why you touch him like this?
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33In the game
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you
00:22:54Yes
00:23:04I can't do this
00:23:07I love my boyfriend
00:23:08And you will never understand that
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:31Wait... it couldn't be
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:45What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds
00:24:03He just wants to play with me
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:15I... got into a car accident
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20He was right
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you
00:24:26No, no, you can't
00:24:27I look miserable now
00:24:29You need to see me in style
00:24:31Fine, if you say so
00:24:33So... are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah we are
00:24:37We set the fireworks wild
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:02Oh... you
00:25:03Oh... me
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay
00:25:24We could just know each other more
00:25:25I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27I'm curious about you though
00:25:30Like uh... how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So... are you going to prom?
00:25:55I don't know
00:25:56I don't know
00:25:58So you have a date
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:05Me? Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh because I think you so secretly want to be
00:26:10You are so full of yourself
00:26:12You can do this on your own
00:26:13Yeah
00:26:16No way
00:26:18It's a self-locking door
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21Ms. Gorman's going to be back in an hour
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31Don't worry
00:26:32Maybe trust me and do
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36Yeah
00:26:46That was my first kiss
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55And not just bumping lips
00:27:07You're really good at this
00:27:09Why didn't you regret it?
00:27:11You know
00:27:13We can do more if you want
00:27:29Hey, I've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know much I want you
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you?
00:27:51Oh shit!
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:05Yeah, yeah, we're good
00:28:06We're okay
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey wait
00:28:19It's just hormones
00:28:21Hey Jake
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go
00:28:43Guacamole wizard
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about coal?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:03She was in a real car accident
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:08I can't make this anymore
00:29:09Cole, wait
00:29:12Oh shit
00:29:17What's up guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40They're my favorite
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Would you honestly get out of your bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro
00:29:57And knocked my ball away
00:30:05There it goes again
00:30:07Cole is jealous
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem
00:30:11We don't have a problem
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:15And we don't have a problem
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22I have the ball now
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:48All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:54I thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02You've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:04I'm thinking
00:31:04About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:13No, you don't
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:19You have no idea
00:31:25Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is guacamole wizard
00:32:05So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:11I should feel happy
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude
00:32:26Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad punts
00:32:30Wow
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh my god
00:32:48Wow, he's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:58Colt, put me down, put me down, put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:31I might say yes.
00:33:34Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot.
00:33:41And we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:46So...
00:33:47I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcamole Wizard,
00:34:00I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List.
00:34:16I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah.
00:34:18I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24I'm sorry.
00:34:25We're...
00:34:27Hayley?
00:34:31Ah!
00:34:34Oh!
00:34:36Jeez!
00:34:37God!
00:34:43Here.
00:34:44I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I know.
00:34:50oh you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone I don't care I do
00:34:54care hell yeah I mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't
00:35:18even know you and you do how do you know I like mozzarella sticks that's something I've only
00:35:23ever talked because I pay attention to what you like I noticed at lunch the first day you were
00:35:33watching me just don't go to power check
00:35:51move
00:35:53Cole is talking to Hayley again your job is to keep them away from each other Jake unless you don't
00:35:59want
00:35:59that internship that my dad got you obviously I do okay then break them up idiot what do I do
00:36:06I've got a
00:36:08few ideas
00:36:15look someone will take you to prom all right I promise yeah really like who I mean the whole
00:36:21school hates me except for Jake and you but you're not asking me hey oh hey Jake hey how
00:36:32um I just wanted to thank you again for the other night the other night yeah it was so
00:36:43sexy you're so sexy Jake what are you talking about hate to break it to you asshole but she's my
00:36:52prom
00:36:57and she's a real tiger in the bedroom
00:37:00oh
00:37:01oh
00:37:01oh
00:37:02oh
00:37:03oh
00:37:16stop
00:37:20guys stop it stop
00:37:22stop
00:37:23what the hell is going on over there
00:37:27shit it's principal Stevens I've got to save Cole I mean Jake I've got to save Jake
00:37:37oh
00:37:37oh my god principal Stevens I'm so sorry
00:37:42Hayley Rock that's detention after school don't be late
00:38:03what
00:38:03Cole what are you doing here
00:38:05can we keep you company
00:38:08it's the least I could do after you save my rest today
00:38:12the locker thing that was an accident
00:38:15oh sure
00:38:17uh
00:38:18so uh
00:38:18you and you and Jake huh
00:38:22no
00:38:23he lied about that I don't know why though
00:38:26good
00:38:28yep
00:38:29father the asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33thinking about him touching you kissing you
00:38:37I could kill him
00:38:40promise me you won't go to prom with
00:38:45okay fine
00:38:46I won't
00:38:50because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:54okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04oh my god I am so fed up with this
00:39:19oh
00:39:23oh
00:39:25sorry
00:39:26I tripped
00:39:29what it always has to be about her doesn't
00:39:36They're dead. They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you... Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen! What's going on over there?
00:40:04Wait.
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:12Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:15Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:33Gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:45You don't know about the...
00:40:46Come on.
00:41:00Hey!
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:17Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:26It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure...
00:41:41You're really important to him.
00:41:51You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:00Okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:29Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:41Oh, morning, belly whore!
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore.
00:43:28Show him what you really like.
00:43:29Oh, my God.
00:43:34Oh, my God.
00:43:47Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:55Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:57You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:01It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:08What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone, I think valley whore is a cat thing.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now is the time.
00:44:59Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:01That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:21Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:22Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:39Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:18Who cares?
00:46:19I care.
00:46:21And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:26I don't over mind that body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:38He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:53Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:25If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:41Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:47:57I can't really see you.
00:47:59I can't really see you.
00:47:59I can't really see you.
00:48:00I can't really see you.
00:48:01I can't really see you.
00:48:11Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:20You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now.
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:24Get drunk, girl.
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:39What are you doing here, Valley Whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:46Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:48Valley Whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:55What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, I kind of look a bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that?
00:49:07Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:15Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:39Oh?
00:49:43Oh?
00:50:17Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:23Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:26Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:36This whole time.
00:50:39Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:43Hey, wait.
00:50:43Wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:51You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:55Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously.
00:51:01The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06Now, what about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:11What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car.
00:51:30Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Haley.
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36I'm a striven.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:52You will be forgotten.
00:51:54You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fire.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:09Haley, come on.
00:52:10You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:28So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:32Haley.
00:52:36Fuck this.
00:52:38That's me.
00:52:41No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:44Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not dad's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:07Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Goodness new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:24Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:32You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:36Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:49Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:51Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What?
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:56Just log into this stupid game
00:54:57and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:01No.
00:55:02I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:40I'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago.
00:55:43Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the bitter beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:52I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family, so you don't have to choose.
00:56:09Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole, wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:33Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though,
00:56:44because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:47But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I...
00:56:51I mean, I...
00:56:52I always hoped it was you.
00:56:56What do you hope to?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04That and...
00:57:06They're really fucking hot.
00:57:12Hey, uh...
00:57:13One of those things I said we could do.
00:57:16Here I go.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:24Mm-hmm.
00:57:26I'm so real, you.
00:57:29Just be on me.
00:57:32I'm so real, you.
00:57:34I'm so real, you.
00:57:36I'm so real, you.
00:57:39Just be on me.
00:57:46Okay, so...
00:57:47What do you think?
00:57:49Ten out of ten.
00:57:50Yeah.
00:57:50Yeah.
00:57:51We'll do again.
00:57:52Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:58Alright.
00:57:59Alright, that's fair.
00:58:00I'll, uh...
00:58:01I'll take that as a win.
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:09Am I being nice to Cole Eggnitz?
00:58:11Mm, no, God, no.
00:58:13I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17No, I'll just...
00:58:18No, there's less behind it.
00:58:20There's always been less behind it.
00:58:22I'll see you in a minute.
00:58:23No, I'll...
00:58:23Stop it.
00:58:28Um...
00:58:28Same.
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:36But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:43Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the show.
00:58:46Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:48I don't want to hear it.
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:52But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:55Later.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:08I thought...
00:59:09Only the best for my princess.
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you...
00:59:19Might have wanted to go to prom with me, and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:25Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:37Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:43I see you, Cole.
00:59:44You are a big pro.
01:00:02Hey, uh...
01:00:03You almost done in there?
01:00:05You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:34I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:41We're in.
01:00:42Deal.
01:00:46Thank you all for using the prom voting site to catch your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:01Thank you!
01:01:02Oh my God!
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this means the world to me.
01:01:09I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh my God, that's Haley and Cole.
01:01:22It was fine.
01:01:23It's very too bad.
01:01:24Yes.
01:01:29Hey, uh...
01:01:30Most of the time, that's up.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah.
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Dang it.
01:01:42Language.
01:01:43I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:47Come on.
01:01:47Everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Pervy princess.
01:01:50Pervy princess.
01:01:51Pervy princess.
01:01:58Pervy princess.
01:01:59Hey, what are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:09Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:11If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:17Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little shit.
01:02:32You know, Jen, as the principal,
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:38and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:41But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:48from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:50You can't do that.
01:02:51I'm the principal, so yes, I can.
01:03:02There was no internship.
01:03:05You lied to me.
01:03:13Haley, catch.
01:03:19Oh, my princess finally has a crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:25Oh.
01:03:26Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer
01:03:29is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31and an awesome sense of humor.
01:03:34Ooh.
01:03:35How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no.
01:03:42That's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:51Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:52Dad, you talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man
01:03:56that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57that you can't see
01:03:59I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Haley.
01:04:03And you can accept that
01:04:04or I'll make my own path
01:04:06and best believe me I can.
01:04:08I'll say this.
01:04:10That's the most backbone
01:04:11I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:15Joy problem.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:26I can't have done
01:04:27with all you being by my son.
01:04:30That was terrifying.
01:04:31It's not like we haven't
01:04:32slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:36I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:40Oh, my God.
01:04:40I gotta change that username.
01:04:42Yeah, you do.
01:04:43Oh.
01:04:46Woo-hoo!
01:04:49Woo-hoo!
01:04:49Woo-hoo!
01:04:52Woo-hoo!
01:04:53Woo-hoo!
01:04:54Woo-hoo!
01:04:55Woo-hoo!
01:04:56Woo-hoo!
01:04:57Woo-hoo!
01:04:57Woo-hoo!
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