- 7 hours ago
My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:36We've got an amazing ride!
00:40You've got an awesome beach!
00:41You've got a cool ride!
00:44You've got a pretty big ride!
00:47You've got a good ride!
00:52You've got a pretty big ride.
00:56You've got a pretty big ride!
01:03Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard.
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:33Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:44Sire!
02:45Sire!
02:50Sire!
02:52Sire!
02:53Sire!
02:54Sire!
02:55Sire!
02:55Sire!
02:57Sire!
02:57What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire!
03:06The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus.
03:11We beg you.
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:26Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry.
03:45I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:00A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch?
04:45I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there.
05:18Nowhere left to run.
05:20Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiance.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:40Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:21What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:57You asked for this.
07:59You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:13Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low.
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy's station way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:11Don't.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:38Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy.
10:45Mommy.
10:46Mommy.
10:48Mommy.
10:59Mommy.
11:00Mommy.
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name Leora
11:36Who did this
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:42It was
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06You're my fiance, my property
12:08You filthy whore
12:10Spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24No, let go
12:27With nymph blood in my veins
12:29Even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I got careless
12:42Diving near a shipwreck
12:43My fault
12:44Shipwreck
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora
12:48Someone did this to you
12:53You're just a regular guy
12:55Stay out of it
12:56Boss
12:58Soup's ready
13:05If I don't make it
13:07Promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09She's all we have left
13:12She's safe
13:13Now drink
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack
13:24Jack
13:24Jack, you
13:27Ambrosia residue
13:28Golden applesap
13:29I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More
13:38Try it
13:50These ingredients
13:51Where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26What a lively little snack
14:30Gulp you down and my power doubles
14:32I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:45This guy's luck is insane
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria
15:02We've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:08You or Lily
15:10Jack, I'm grateful but I
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me
15:19Lily's in trouble
15:27I'm not tasty
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31Please don't eat me
15:37Divine power runs through this girl
15:40Devour you
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:47Meow
16:06Thin
16:0834
16:0935
16:1135
16:1235
16:1437
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared
17:48the monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:18or
18:28i'm
18:30and
18:46i'm
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the out of my sight yes yes my leash
20:02my love since you refused to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guys long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:47who the hell are you you're in hades territory
20:50who the hell are you
21:02but poseidon
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:32I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades' ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Hades' staff, one shot, the sea king, he's real.
22:23Hades, you hiding?
22:25Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:31One, two.
22:36Thank the fates!
22:38The boss is here!
22:43Boss, this bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown.
22:55You're done.
22:55Get out.
22:56In front of Poseidon, you're ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:31Every resource, every contact!
23:33Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:01Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:48Roar!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy!
25:13Mommy!
25:13You're bleeding!
25:15I'm bleeding!
25:15This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:23No!
25:24No!
25:25Mommy!
25:25I'm not leaving you!
25:27Ha ha ha!
25:31Ha ha ha!
25:38Ha ha ha ha!
25:38Ha ha ha!
25:38Kids mine.
25:39You die.
25:40Ha ha ha!
25:43You...
25:43Poisoned me?
25:45Ha ha!
25:51Ha ha ha!
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:56Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:05Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:12Come at me!
26:14Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face.
26:29All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
26:45Run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well.
26:52And I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:09Daddy?
27:15Your hands off her!
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:32Jack.
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:04Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:29My pack tears you both apart!
28:30Let's go!
28:33We're the run!
28:39Doctor!
28:40And okay?
28:41To the other people, you're the ref!
28:41No!
28:42No!
28:43No!
28:45No!
28:46No!
28:47No!
28:48No!
28:49No!
28:49No!
28:50No!
28:52No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:21Mommy, I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:36Hand over the kid.
29:37I'll make your death quick.
29:47Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human.
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:19My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:02Don't move.
31:03Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
31:05I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn, you take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:01No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:31You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:49Why did you come back?
32:49Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe?
32:54Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now, and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You?
33:14In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:43I'll oblige!
33:45I'll oblige!
34:11I'll oblige!
34:13you're half dead already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are poseidon's
34:20warriors
34:49ancient ekathra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:57our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:02no matter how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us we're finished don't worry
35:10darling things might turn around lira veil has been captured now we await the sea king's warriors
35:16to execute this peasant they're here for me jack stay behind me with me here no one touches you
35:25stop saying that jack look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:35my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:43you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
36:02you
36:03you
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