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00:12The food is ready.
00:15Amazing.
00:17One mixed brew.
00:19Wow.
00:20One biryani.
00:24Torquadol.
00:25Great.
00:26And some none.
00:28Enjoy your meal.
00:29Let us know if you would like anything else.
00:30Can I get some more water?
00:31Yeah, sure.
00:44Oh my god, Yasmin.
00:47What the fuck?
00:50What are you doing here?
00:52What are you doing here?
00:54Oh yeah, you come here every year on Eid, don't you?
00:57I totally forgot.
00:59You forgot?
01:00Yeah.
01:01I'm just here picking up some food.
01:03Right.
01:04What a coincidence.
01:07Actually, do you mind if I...
01:11What's happening?
01:14I told you I'm just here picking up some food.
01:15On the other side of London.
01:16On the other side of London.
01:17At 9.30.
01:18On Eid.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Don't eat that.
01:23Why not?
01:23You won't like it.
01:25I think I know what I like.
01:25It's chicken, not lamb.
01:29Why would you get the chicken?
01:30Trying new things.
01:31Is that okay?
01:32Yeah.
01:33Bit of a bit weird because the lamb's a signature here, isn't it?
01:35Okay, so you're here because of the article.
01:36Can we stop pretending?
01:39I'm sorry, what article?
01:41Are you being serious right now?
01:44I'm sorry if I missed your...
01:45What is it?
01:46An article?
01:46That sounds fun.
01:47Tell me about it.
01:48You're doubling down on this.
01:49Right.
01:50Dude, you know how this is like.
01:52I got busy.
01:53You're busy.
01:53Well, I'm sure you're not fixated on everything that I'm doing, right?
01:56This is a strong take.
01:57I've got to hand it to you.
01:58I don't know what you mean.
01:59It sounds like you think I'm...
02:00Am I killing myself to be something that I'm not?
02:03And you memorized it.
02:05That's sad.
02:06Who's that?
02:06Oh, you sad?
02:07I'm not sad.
02:08I've been having a great time.
02:09I've been swapping out political art for vanilla distraction.
02:12Can you stop quoting my article, please?
02:15And it's not even about you, actually.
02:16Oh, it's not about me?
02:17Full disclosure.
02:19Charlotte Eve and I know one another and have spent time together socially?
02:23Is that how you're going to describe our relationship?
02:27And you calm down.
02:29These people are not your audience.
02:30You're ruining their dinner and mine.
02:32This is revenge porn, man.
02:33This is revenge porn dressed up as an identity politics and pop culture think piece.
02:37Is it revenge porn if you're fucking yourself over?
02:40Yeah.
02:40Actually, it is.
02:41That's a sub-genre of revenge porn.
02:43Yeah, it is.
02:44It doesn't matter what kind of porn it is.
02:47Delete that or I'll break your fucking nose with it.
02:49Yeah, it's good.
02:50And the deleted pics folder.
02:51What do you think?
02:51I'm fucking thick.
02:52Pics your mouth.
02:54Isn't that what you want?
02:55And that's not a private language here, you idiot.
02:58Dude, can you just delete it?
02:59If you wanted a selfie, you can talk to me.
03:01I'm very approachable.
03:01Uncle, yeah, thank you.
03:03Dude, enjoy your milkshake.
03:04Yeah, show's over.
03:05What are you doing?
03:06Are you kidding me?
03:07Enjoy your little fan work.
03:08Come on, man.
03:08Have you really paid?
03:09Is she paid?
03:10Yes, I paid.
03:11And I'm the dramatic one.
03:12Okay, look.
03:13Time out, please.
03:13I just want to talk.
03:14Excuse me.
03:15I'm sorry about that.
03:17Can we just have a chat?
03:18It's not right, man.
03:19It's not right.
03:21It's not right.
03:22I'm here.
03:22I don't want to talk to you, Todd.
03:23Come on.
03:25Fucking hell.
03:27Where is she there?
03:28Is there a back door?
03:30Where's the back door?
03:31I think they're here for me, right?
03:32Anyone?
03:33Fine, thanks.
03:34I'll find it myself.
03:35Wait.
03:36Where are you going?
03:38Hello?
03:40No.
03:42Sarah, Sarah, that's it.
03:43Hey, hey, hey.
03:44Go away.
03:45Go away.
03:45It's not allowed.
03:46It's not allowed.
03:47It's not allowed.
03:48It's not allowed.
03:50Sorry.
03:51What are you doing?
03:51Are you not so worried?
03:55Hey, sir, you will not be here.
03:56I'm not trying to be there.
03:58I'm on my way now.
04:03Please, slow down.
04:05Okay, I didn't...
04:07Charger, stop.
04:09Okay.
04:10Okay, sorry.
04:11I wanted to get that all wrong.
04:12I just wanted to see you.
04:13The last bit wasn't my fault.
04:16Come on there.
04:17That was crazy.
04:18You're crazy.
04:20Me?
04:21Coming, you knocked three feet out just by staring at me.
04:24Hey, if you ever need a job, I could do with security.
04:28If you think that was fine, you have some serious issues.
04:32Better than you know.
04:32Book club for wine.
04:33What kind of ease is that, huh?
04:34How about your ease?
04:35What?
04:35Crossing London to stalk your ex.
04:37You need help.
04:38You know what?
04:39I do.
04:40And you did help me.
04:41And I'm grateful, because it shows that you care.
04:43I do care.
04:44Actually.
04:45Rose, four beautiful ladies.
04:47You know what?
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah, I'll buy a rose.
04:50Well, I should be thanking you, right?
04:52No, please.
04:53What?
04:54How much are rose?
04:55Five food.
04:56Okay, that's a bit Steve.
04:57I'll do 250 for her.
04:58Okay, you're embarrassing yourself.
04:59That's not the first time I would have done that for you though, is it?
05:02Huh?
05:03I don't need a rose from you.
05:05You don't need anything from anyone.
05:06That's your problem, isn't it?
05:06No, just not from you.
05:07Actually, my life's pretty great.
05:08Okay, if it's great, lend me five pounds.
05:10And I'll buy you a rose and I'll get started from scratch.
05:13Five pounds is expensive.
05:16Huh?
05:17You know, if you knew me at all, he'd know I hate roses.
05:22I remember that.
05:23I just...
05:23You've got to love the gesture, huh?
05:25You love the gesture.
05:27Guys, guys, why don't you come in for the best curry on brick lane?
05:2920% up for the lovely couple, eh?
05:31We're not a couple.
05:32Well, we used to be.
05:33She met my family.
05:34Yeah, I did, actually.
05:36And you know what?
05:37He made me wear a jacket over my sleeveless dress the first time when I met his dad.
05:40Well, no, not in a thunder way.
05:42Just my dad's a bit of a, like, a little pervy uncle, mate.
05:45Listen, she was making out like I would have locked her in a cupboard if we carried on dating.
05:48Yeah?
05:49She's putting all her cultural and family issues on me just because I'm brown.
05:51That's racist, isn't it?
05:52Isn't it more racist to be killing yourself to play a white neocolonial MI6 agent?
05:56But if I played him, he wouldn't be white, would he?
05:58Yeah, but you would be.
05:59Guys, I've got an idea.
06:01Why don't you go to my cousin's restaurant across the road?
06:03I think that's better for you.
06:04Don't you want to hear about how he brought a date to my friends and family screening?
06:07A date?
06:09That was not a date.
06:10She was a work colleague that I brought.
06:12She was shit in your mango tree flop.
06:14Guessing it wasn't enough to snog her on screen.
06:16Good for the career to be spotted out and about with her.
06:18God forbid anything come before that.
06:20Okay.
06:20Okay.
06:21Hadn't we broken up by then?
06:22Sure, that night was about me.
06:24Okay?
06:24And also, taking a break isn't the same as breaking up.
06:27Okay.
06:27Okay.
06:27So then how exactly would you define how we-
06:29Fucking punk!
06:30Fuck!
06:30What?
06:31I left my bag at the restaurant.
06:34Okay, do you, um, you have to go back there now?
06:36I have my passport in it and I'm leaving tomorrow.
06:38Where are you going?
06:38Fuck!
06:38Argentina.
06:40What?
06:40Why are you going to Argentina?
06:41Wait.
06:43Someone's taking it.
06:45Look, my airpods are moving.
06:47Fuck!
06:47Oh shit!
06:48You're not going to catch that.
06:49Fuck!
06:49Fuck!
06:49We need a cabinet.
06:50Oh wait!
06:51Taxi!
06:53Oh, I need to get it back.
06:55That's gone.
06:56Listen, can you just-
06:57Just let me help.
06:58Just trust me for once.
07:00Um, I don't know.
07:03Come on.
07:04Come on.
07:05Come on.
07:06Come on, come on, come on, come on.
07:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:08Seriously?
07:09Hey mate, listen.
07:10Can you give us a lift?
07:11Yeah.
07:12Okay.
07:12Yeah?
07:13How fast does this go?
07:14Not that fast.
07:16It's faster than walking though, innit?
07:17Oh yeah, it's a bike.
07:20If you annoy me, I will ditch you.
07:22Understood?
07:22You always say that, but you're still here.
07:24Yeah, but I'm leaving the country tomorrow, aren't I?
07:26Hey, this is an emergency.
07:28Can you follow this doc?
07:30Yeah.
07:31Alright auntie, I've got you.
07:32Auntie?
07:33You're definitely going to get a tip.
07:34Alright, listen.
07:35It's going to be fine.
07:36What's in Argentina?
07:38Funding came through for my doc.
07:40You should break one.
07:40Mm-hmm.
07:42Come on.
07:43Come on.
07:45I'm proud of you, man.
07:46I don't mean that to patronize you today.
07:48Well, it was a little bit patronizing.
07:49No, seriously.
07:50I wish there were more documentary entries about shipwrecks.
07:52He loved to be two, man.
07:53I wish there was.
07:54I wish there was more money.
07:56I wish there was more money.
07:57You could do it.
07:58You could take a few, it's time to keep it.
08:01You could see, I wish there was more money.
08:03I wish there was more money.
08:04Your dad is more purple fondant.
08:09I appreciate you saying that
08:10He would have killed to have me in your family
08:14I would have had to kill him
08:15I'd have to keep pulling him to one side like that
08:16What the fuck are you doing?
08:18Chill out, mate
08:22How is he?
08:24He's not good
08:26Nah, he's not, um
08:29Yeah, he's not good
08:36I think my whole family hates me
08:39They probably do
08:52Shut up
08:56Guys, come on, that's crazy
08:58Of all the tunes
09:00That's wild
09:02Hey, can you turn it up?
09:09Better, turn it up for your auntie
09:10I'm getting auntie with a rabies
09:13I can make it all cleaner
09:18Don't pretend to know that you're feeling
09:22Try so hard that you can't feel it
09:26Whatever you're feeling
09:33Thanks
09:34Yeah
09:35Ten percent off your next ride
09:36Leaving tomorrow
09:37Well, when you get back then
09:38Not coming back
09:39What do you mean, I'm coming back?
09:40Doesn't matter
09:42What do you mean by that?
09:44Cat, Manny, Charlie?
09:45No, man
09:46Nice one
09:49What do you mean, you're not coming back?
09:51No
09:53It's here
09:56Okay
09:56Okay
09:57Um, yeah
09:59I think
09:59Is that down there on the left?
10:01Yeah
10:01Hurry up
10:02It takes a week to get a new passport
10:03Don't worry, we're gonna get it
10:04Wait, I think it is
10:07It's this one here
10:14Hi
10:15Hi
10:16Hi
10:17Welcome to the glow up
10:1825 head
10:19Oh, I'd like to pay
10:20Please
10:21But I don't know my wallet or phone
10:24How's this become an expensive date for me?
10:31And here are your pretty bags
10:35Down the corridor on the right
10:36Okay
10:38Okay
10:38So what were you before exactly?
10:40Uh, it's a bum bag
10:41Okay
10:42What kind of bum bag?
10:43Just a bag
10:44Right
10:45Neon
10:46Pink and yellow
10:47Wait, is this the one that I got you?
10:49Yeah
10:50Aww
10:51Alright, relax
10:52What?
10:53We shouldn't be too hard to find, right?
10:55It's convenient
10:55It's a useful size bag
10:57Okay, okay
11:01Oh, it's sharp
11:06It might be a bit tricky
11:08Oh, shit
11:11I'm never going to find my bag in here
11:13Whoa, aren't you forgetting something?
11:16So what?
11:17Check your goodie bag, mate
11:18Can't let you on the dance floor like that
11:22Oh, with the paint
11:24Alright, um
11:26Fuck it
11:28Um, I'm not really
11:29I'm cheating this guy
11:30Sit down
11:30I'll do it
11:35Whoa, whoa, whoa
11:36Be nice
11:38Be nice
11:39When am I not nice
11:42As much as you want to, um, humiliate me
11:47Remember whose passport
11:48Don't rush the artist
11:49Please
11:55Or look into her soul
12:02Why'd you get rid of the nose ring?
12:05Um, I don't know
12:06You look so much fitter with that nose ring, man
12:09What?
12:10Fuck you
12:10What?
12:10I'm just saying
12:11You took the attention away from that cold, dead look in your eyes
12:14Probably around the same time as you, um, started losing half your hair
12:18You know, um, fitting hair is linked to high levels of testosterone
12:21So it's because I'm madly
12:22So if you need some money for a hair transplant in Turkey, you just let me know
12:26No, I'm fine
12:26You know, I just take all my self-loathing and I rub it on my scalp every day
12:29But thanks for chopping me up on self-loathing
12:31Next time I see you
12:33You're going to have shaved your head and you're going to tell me it's for a role
12:36Or, because I'm going to have a really secret sad illness
12:39And you're going to be so upset about all the time you've spent together now that I'm dead
12:43Yeah?
12:43Yeah
12:43That's guilty
12:44Yeah
12:44That's a straight up auntie move
12:46It is
12:47Sorry, did that trigger you?
12:49Sorry, does that turn you on?
12:50I know
12:51I know
13:13Hit it up
13:16Yeah
13:16Let me check it
16:43that about you? Thanks. So where are you going to live? The flat or something? Yeah, I found
16:55a place near the offices. Okay, great. Yeah. Is it like a good neighborhood? I'm just saying
17:02a woman out there on her own. I can take care of myself. I know, I know, I know. The
17:07Spanish
17:07is kind of shit, so you're going to need someone to translate. What am I doing? I'm looking
17:13for your passports and I'm having a little bit of a rape. What? You found the bag, didn't
17:19you? No. What? Yeah, you did, you psycho. What are you talking about? You just said passports
17:30with a fucking S. Where are they? Where are they? Fine, fine, fine. Oliver, where are
17:37you? Winthrop? Fucking Winthrop, man. And I'm the one trying to be white. No, no, leave
17:42me the bag. I'll put it in the beer. Fuck off. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, why did you lie to
18:06me? I didn't fucking lie to you. You didn't tell me you got a boyfriend. Why do you think
18:08I'm here? You're the one that lied about the passports. Okay. All right, then I'll be
18:27saying that. Now, can you admit, if it's really all done between us, it's a little bit weird
18:33that you didn't want to tell me about your boyfriend of, well, how long? A year. A year
18:37that you're moving to another country tomorrow? Yeah. I mean, there's something. I've got
18:42cold feet. It's a fucking big decision. Okay, so you've got cold feet. Yeah. Okay. But
18:49I didn't want to see him on my last night in London. I'm out here running around with
18:52you. Why is that? Hmm? But he's fucking great. He's really great and he loves me and he's reliable
18:59when he's there for me. So, I don't know. I don't know. Do you want to know what it's
19:16like? Hmm. Doing the dirty work. Fighting everybody and being a nobody. I, I don't live with
19:32myself. I live with whoever they need me to be. And if I don't know who I am, it's because
19:43I feel like maybe you don't want to know. Are you acting? No, it's like lines. They
19:55are lines, but the feeling is honest. You're insane. Please don't go.
20:17Take care. Okay?
20:42here.
20:46No.
20:47No.
21:00No.
21:03No.
21:04No.
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