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00:00:04So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08Alright, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh.
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Just playing along.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58Do you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04No!
00:01:05I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop, tell me now.
00:01:19I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:57Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:40Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:51But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi.
00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:17Now Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Tell me!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:58Tell me!
00:03:59No!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:02I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:05Just as handsome as I am.
00:04:07Oh.
00:04:08Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:32She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:02So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:08$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:18That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:39Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:49Ready to go get married?
00:06:04Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:09Pictures.
00:06:17Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:40One, two.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Well, I think we got it.
00:06:45Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:51and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:06From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:17The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:19to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:21Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:30It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:35Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:46Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:48Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:53in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:57It'll make it more believable.
00:08:02Fine.
00:08:03Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:15Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:17No, let's go to the bank.
00:08:22Oh!
00:08:23What the actual fuck?
00:08:29Sam,
00:08:29Is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:32of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Get me a DNA test
00:08:36for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:48we will say they're from you.
00:08:51Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:56Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking
00:08:59that since we're married,
00:09:02we should probably kiss
00:09:04once or twice
00:09:06in front of them.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:09Should we use our tongues, or...?
00:09:11No, no, definitely not.
00:09:13And absolutely no...
00:09:14Sex?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:16This is strictly business.
00:09:19Anything physical outside of that
00:09:20is not happening.
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper
00:09:28to have messy complications
00:09:29getting in the way
00:09:30of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:33Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:42I'd never let my woman
00:09:43pick up the tab.
00:09:46Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:47and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:49and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention, shoppers.
00:09:53All bakery items
00:09:54are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:57Quick, go grab
00:09:58a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5912 pumpkin pies.
00:10:00Did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:02Hurry up and go.
00:10:03Go.
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes, yeah.
00:10:09Just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:11We have a holiday special today.
00:10:13Spend $500,
00:10:14get 10% off,
00:10:15and you are just short
00:10:16$15 if you want
00:10:17to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:19Oh, great.
00:10:20Yeah.
00:10:20Uh, what do you have
00:10:21that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:22Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:35Hurry up and pay.
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:41You can wait your turn.
00:10:47Damn, my fake wife
00:10:48has some fire in her.
00:10:55Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57You can just set those on top.
00:11:04Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you
00:11:07all these pies.
00:11:11Of course.
00:11:13Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:17She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:19Don't worry,
00:11:19I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:30What?
00:11:31You do that often?
00:11:33As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We got to pick up paper.
00:11:44Watch out.
00:12:04You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07I'm sorry.
00:12:08I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:10Well, stay out of character
00:12:11until Christmas.
00:12:17And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction
00:12:32for them or something?
00:12:34Sort of.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get
00:12:38my story straight
00:12:39or my mom will eat
00:12:40both of us alive.
00:12:42Why don't we say
00:12:42that you do mid-level management
00:12:44for Harrison Group?
00:12:45I think that's respectable.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No.
00:12:50Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:52And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:53My cousin's husband
00:12:54works for them, too.
00:12:55So, it's perfect.
00:13:00Oh, and, uh,
00:13:02wear something nice
00:13:03for Christmas dinner?
00:13:04Don't worry.
00:13:05Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:10Too much.
00:13:31Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out
00:13:33the new HQ set.
00:13:35Hold on, you're covered in water
00:13:36and you have a hair
00:13:37on your shoulder
00:13:38and it's not yours.
00:13:40It's my daughter's.
00:13:42Daughter's?
00:13:43Give me a DNA test
00:13:45for that little girl
00:13:46that he's with.
00:14:01Hey, there they are!
00:14:04Hey!
00:14:06I'm so glad you made it.
00:14:08Oh.
00:14:09We missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this
00:14:12mysterious husband
00:14:14we heard all about?
00:14:15He's coming.
00:14:16Please don't tell me
00:14:17Maximus bailed.
00:14:18Good, good, good.
00:14:20So, heard you got
00:14:22a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:24When's he arriving?
00:14:25Oh, it's probably
00:14:27just some story
00:14:28she cooked up
00:14:29to stop people talking.
00:14:30Poor thing.
00:14:31Not surprising.
00:14:32I mean, she's 30.
00:14:34Once a woman hits that age,
00:14:35you become undateable.
00:14:36Oh, plus a kid
00:14:38looks so bad
00:14:39on dating apps.
00:14:43This is exactly
00:14:44why I refuse
00:14:45to come home single
00:14:45this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela?
00:14:48Debbie?
00:14:48My dating life,
00:14:50quite frankly,
00:14:50is none of your concern.
00:14:52We're only worried
00:14:53about you.
00:14:54All these years
00:14:55without a husband.
00:14:56Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:58You know,
00:14:59you always spoiled her
00:15:00rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:02She got knocked up
00:15:04out of wedlock
00:15:04raising a kid
00:15:05all alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:08Mm-hmm.
00:15:09And what does
00:15:10this mysterious
00:15:11husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:16Manager?
00:15:17Of what?
00:15:18Trash.
00:15:21Probably a cover
00:15:22for criminal activity.
00:15:25You don't have
00:15:26to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually,
00:15:30he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:36Wow.
00:15:37He is really
00:15:38good looking.
00:15:40Ah, must be AI.
00:15:42Mm-hmm.
00:15:43Congratulations, Eva,
00:15:44on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:46Fake.
00:15:46That's enough.
00:15:47She's our daughter
00:15:48and your niece.
00:15:50Show some respect.
00:15:51Remember last year
00:15:52when I introduced you
00:15:54to my husband's nephew,
00:15:56William?
00:15:56And you turned him down?
00:15:58Well, guess what?
00:16:00William works
00:16:00for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:02Makes 500 grand
00:16:04a year.
00:16:05That's half a million.
00:16:07Half a million.
00:16:09Girls are lining up
00:16:10for him
00:16:11all the way
00:16:11to New York.
00:16:13And speak
00:16:14of the devil.
00:16:17Willie,
00:16:18you made it.
00:16:30There you are.
00:16:32Oh, look at you now.
00:16:34Living the dream.
00:16:36Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:38Well, you could be
00:16:39driving around
00:16:39in a car like that
00:16:40had you not married
00:16:41that criminal waste manager.
00:16:44So married, huh?
00:16:46Is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is.
00:16:49It's pretty serious.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:52You must have
00:16:53rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though.
00:16:56You not being
00:16:57a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:59Dragging that kid around
00:17:00with no daddy.
00:17:02Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:04Meanwhile,
00:17:05you're climbing
00:17:06the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:08That's right.
00:17:09Just bought this
00:17:11brand new suit
00:17:12with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:13Women love a man in red.
00:17:16Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:18When I sit on my lap...
00:17:21Don't touch me.
00:17:22Oh, so entitled.
00:17:24Williams,
00:17:25a successful man
00:17:26of taste, not waste.
00:17:28And yet, for some reason,
00:17:30he's willing to overlook
00:17:31your baggage.
00:17:32I mean, look at that car.
00:17:34Could your husband
00:17:35afford anything
00:17:36even close to that?
00:17:38Think of the life
00:17:38I can give you
00:17:39and Piper
00:17:39with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:43and marry me instead.
00:17:46I wouldn't marry you
00:17:47if you were the last man
00:17:48on Earth.
00:17:54My mom would never marry.
00:17:55She already has a husband.
00:17:57He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:02Is that so?
00:18:03Well, then,
00:18:04where is he?
00:18:06Because I don't see him.
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11Now, just like I thought,
00:18:14telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:16That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:19And let me show you
00:18:21what happens in naughty children.
00:18:25Let me show you what I'm going to do.
00:18:26Mommy.
00:18:26Hi.
00:18:27Are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands.
00:18:29Oh, my God.
00:18:31I'm going to take her in
00:18:31and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:33Come on, honey.
00:18:33Let's go.
00:18:36What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:38How dare you put
00:18:39your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Now, why would I go
00:18:45and do a thing like that
00:18:46when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go.
00:19:03Touch my wife again
00:19:05and I will snap every finger
00:19:06that you've got.
00:19:11Max, you came.
00:19:13Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter?
00:19:20Mom, Deadhut, take her inside.
00:19:22Well, it looks like
00:19:22we have a real Grinch
00:19:23to dispose of.
00:19:25Well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't the Waste Manager
00:19:28I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:30That's right.
00:19:32I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:36Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:39I'm Max.
00:19:41Eva told us all about you.
00:19:42From New York.
00:19:43Polite.
00:19:44Handsome.
00:19:45Just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an AI.
00:19:50See?
00:19:51He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here
00:19:53than William would ever
00:19:54dream to be.
00:19:55Son of a bitch.
00:19:57You just ruined my suit.
00:19:58And watch the way
00:19:59that you drive that
00:20:00that pristine automobile.
00:20:03That car?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more than a house.
00:20:08That car?
00:20:08It was all over the news
00:20:10when the CEO
00:20:11of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15Are you?
00:20:20Like I said,
00:20:21I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:23And that's all
00:20:23he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here
00:20:25to put on a show
00:20:26for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal,
00:20:28aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it.
00:20:30That car belongs
00:20:31to the CEO
00:20:32of my company.
00:20:33Jesus.
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know.
00:20:37Enough!
00:20:38Please!
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never
00:20:43marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max,
00:20:46be honest with me.
00:20:48Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much did you want for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you
00:20:52more money than you'd make
00:20:54in three lifetimes.
00:20:56So,
00:20:57you need a breath, man.
00:21:01Hey, that's it!
00:21:02I'm calling the cops!
00:21:02Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:05Wait.
00:21:05What?
00:21:07Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:10Oh, well.
00:21:11Too late.
00:21:18Listen, hon.
00:21:19I believe you.
00:21:21But,
00:21:21how could Max
00:21:22afford a car like that?
00:21:25Mr. Smith,
00:21:26don't worry.
00:21:26It's my car.
00:21:27Okay?
00:21:28It's not stolen.
00:21:29Yeah?
00:21:30If it's yours,
00:21:30then prove it.
00:21:32Cops will be here
00:21:33in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas
00:21:36behind bars.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:37I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:39But then you have to get lost.
00:21:41And never show your face
00:21:42around my wife or child again.
00:21:44Oh,
00:21:44so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve
00:21:47eggnog in prison.
00:21:48Loser!
00:21:49Say one more word
00:21:50and I'll give him
00:21:50a real reason
00:21:51to take me in.
00:21:54Jesus.
00:21:55Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:57It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:01Here.
00:22:02Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:21It's my home.
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:25Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:26before I kick your ass
00:22:27all the way up
00:22:28to the North Pole.
00:22:29Yes, sir!
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:31I...
00:22:31I...
00:22:32Please,
00:22:33let me see your face off.
00:22:34Please.
00:22:44Oh,
00:22:45that William?
00:22:47What a jerk, huh?
00:22:48He fooled me.
00:22:50What can I say?
00:22:51Let's not let this
00:22:52little misunderstanding
00:22:53ruin the holidays.
00:22:55Oh, now you don't
00:22:56want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh, come on, Evelyn.
00:22:58We were just
00:22:58looking out for you.
00:23:00Please forgive us,
00:23:01Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest son
00:23:03is graduating.
00:23:04Soon.
00:23:05Do you think that, uh,
00:23:07you could help him
00:23:08get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group
00:23:11even in the mailroom
00:23:12would open doors.
00:23:14We are family, aren't we?
00:23:16Family takes care
00:23:17of each other.
00:23:19If you guys want a job
00:23:20at the Harrison Group,
00:23:21you can put in an application
00:23:22like everyone else.
00:23:23Abigail, come on.
00:23:24Talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say
00:23:27that my daughter
00:23:28was undateable?
00:23:30Yeah.
00:23:30I think you need
00:23:31to take care
00:23:31of your own issues first.
00:23:33My daughter is just
00:23:34far too busy
00:23:35for your best life
00:23:36for my new son-in-law.
00:23:39Come on, guys.
00:23:40Let's go in.
00:23:40Welcome to the family.
00:23:45Welcome.
00:23:46Come on in.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference
00:23:53between AI and reality.
00:23:56My fault.
00:23:57You were the one
00:23:58who was pushing her
00:23:58onto that worm, William.
00:24:01Oh!
00:24:10Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:12And how do you know
00:24:12the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:15I told you.
00:24:15I work for Harrison Group,
00:24:17remember?
00:24:18I have a friend
00:24:18in high places.
00:24:20A friend who just
00:24:21hands you keys
00:24:22to million-dollar,
00:24:23one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:29Has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal
00:24:31kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss,
00:24:33aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best
00:24:35not forget it.
00:24:35Capisce?
00:24:36Oh, my God.
00:24:37Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad!
00:24:41Mom!
00:24:42Thank you so much
00:24:43for letting Max and I
00:24:44stay in your home.
00:24:45Oh, honey.
00:24:46We're just so happy
00:24:47that you found
00:24:48such a handsome,
00:24:50strong,
00:24:51good-looking...
00:24:52I think they get it, hon.
00:24:56How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:59One of you guys
00:24:59just gets settled in
00:25:00and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And after your mom
00:25:03takes a cold shower,
00:25:05we'll come back
00:25:05and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:08See you in a bit,
00:25:09shall we?
00:25:10What are you doing?
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15Hey, was that not
00:25:16a breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here
00:25:26and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would,
00:25:32but I need to get paid.
00:25:39What are you doing?
00:25:41It was weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey
00:25:44just a second ago.
00:25:45I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean,
00:25:49what do you want me to do?
00:25:51Make out progress?
00:25:52What's the proven?
00:25:53Something like this.
00:25:54Mmm.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:03Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing
00:26:08and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family,
00:26:12Max.
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:16Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:19Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked,
00:26:22so I just whipped up
00:26:24a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know
00:26:26what Eva's favorite
00:26:27Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Mmm.
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:31Mom's testing him.
00:26:32She's trying to see
00:26:32if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me
00:26:34you two are married
00:26:35and you don't even know
00:26:36my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Oh, mom.
00:26:48What's your turn?
00:26:49It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom,
00:26:50of course he knows it.
00:26:52I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:07Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:16Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good,
00:27:18but something still fills off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:25and we eloped
00:27:26before we got to know
00:27:27everything about each other,
00:27:28but our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's
00:27:31just watching too many
00:27:32of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring?
00:27:42Eva.
00:27:45Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea
00:27:50to pick this up.
00:27:52Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside
00:27:56on the sidewalk.
00:27:58Luckily, I was there
00:27:58to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:05Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07It's lousers.
00:28:08It's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this
00:28:11on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not,
00:28:14Miss Smith,
00:28:15there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:17And I'm not just
00:28:17talking about William.
00:28:19I'll drink to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:24Let's eat.
00:28:25Come on.
00:28:37And this is where
00:28:38y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room
00:28:41set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning
00:28:59the water off at 10.
00:29:00Something about
00:29:00water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have
00:29:0215 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:08Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys.
00:29:17Have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You hurt her.
00:29:43Oh, wow.
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower
00:29:49with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, suit yourself.
00:29:56More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty
00:30:22thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:34Hmm.
00:30:41And your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass,
00:31:06you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:08You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:11Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:33Oh, this is, I'm, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:43Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Oh, baby.
00:31:47I don't think I want to.
00:31:53Max, I shouldn't.
00:31:55Oh, baby.
00:31:58Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:11Wow.
00:32:12We're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:32:38You just...
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:08Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:12I just...
00:33:14I just got lightheaded.
00:33:16I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:24We have a daughter together.
00:33:26Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So, if there's something you need,
00:33:49I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:53He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um, Max?
00:33:59How would you feel
00:34:01if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:17to sleep around.
00:34:18Family, to me,
00:34:19is a big commitment.
00:34:21And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid
00:34:27tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're
00:34:37going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:41Well, then,
00:34:43can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot?
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know
00:34:54my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:59Are you sure
00:34:59you're just not trying
00:35:00to break the contract?
00:35:05Come here.
00:35:06Come here.
00:35:06Come here.
00:35:07What?
00:35:19The truth is
00:35:21is that I...
00:35:24Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:27Just a second.
00:35:28Come in.
00:35:30Hey, hon.
00:35:31Oh!
00:35:33Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:34but Piper is asking
00:35:36for a bedtime story
00:35:37before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you could take
00:35:39this one, Dad?
00:35:40We're kind of in the middle
00:35:41of something.
00:35:42I can see that.
00:35:44Well, why don't I
00:35:45read it to her?
00:35:46I mean, if you don't...
00:35:47if you don't mind.
00:35:48Well, atta boy.
00:35:50You know what?
00:35:50Just put a shirt on.
00:35:51I'm going to go get her.
00:35:53Piper!
00:35:54Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:57He sprang to his sleigh,
00:35:59to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:01and away they all flew,
00:36:03like the down of a thistle.
00:36:05But I heard him exclaim
00:36:06as he drove out of sight,
00:36:09Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:10and to all,
00:36:12a good night.
00:36:16If Piper knew he was
00:36:17her real dad,
00:36:18she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:22Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:27Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:29because you're her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:33That man has no idea
00:36:34what a treasure
00:36:37he's missing out on.
00:36:41Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:47He deserves to know.
00:36:54Max.
00:36:58You're Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off
00:37:37while we were asleep.
00:37:53God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:03Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:25Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:27How was your stay
00:38:28at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:32It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:40What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram-grams favorite
00:38:46during wartime.
00:38:47Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:51Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:53It's okay.
00:38:53It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:57Oh.
00:39:06Oh.
00:39:08Oh.
00:39:08Oh.
00:39:08Oh.
00:39:08Oh.
00:39:08Oh.
00:39:09Oh.
00:39:09Oh.
00:39:09Oh.
00:39:15Good?
00:39:16Mmm.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18It's grumpy.
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:22You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:26Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:30in her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36It says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:41Hey, don't worry.
00:39:42I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:51Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:04Wait, that earring.
00:40:07Wait.
00:40:08That earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:11I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23And it's just a common earring.
00:40:25Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:32So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:37But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom.
00:40:46I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:50That explains it.
00:40:51She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:54Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55No, Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:05Exactly.
00:41:06Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh, they're here.
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:23Merry Christmas.
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband.
00:41:29Max.
00:41:30Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:30Welcome.
00:41:31You're Ava's husband.
00:41:33But you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But what is handsome as you?
00:41:39Look at you two.
00:41:41You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas.
00:41:46This is from Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Eva.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops.
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:57How thrifty.
00:41:59Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right.
00:42:02You mean all high?
00:42:04You little.
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:08Or you will lose yours.
00:42:10Oh.
00:42:11I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:16My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life.
00:42:33Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:35I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36It's okay.
00:42:38It's okay.
00:42:40What are you?
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:50You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:58Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:05You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:10You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:15I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please.
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough.
00:43:33There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53All right, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:20Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it.
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:34King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:39Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:42And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:52Fine.
00:44:53Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:05I just want to have our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:08We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:11Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:22Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something right after.
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:32That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:37No strays.
00:45:38Ow.
00:45:39Please, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please.
00:45:41You hit my child.
00:45:43You're fucking crazy.
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:52Don't worry, baby.
00:45:53I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:45:58I'll handle it.
00:46:00I'll handle it.
00:46:00I'll handle it.
00:46:02Piper.
00:46:03Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:10Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:15Actually, I do.
00:46:18He's such a liar.
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:21Oh, it will be.
00:46:24Sam.
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:30I'm already on my way.
00:46:35Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:37I'm already on my way.
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:49His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:52Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:55Santa's already on his way.
00:46:57Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:07A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way.
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family.
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:33Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:40You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48You can stop kidding around.
00:47:50If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:56Come on.
00:47:57You can stop the charade.
00:47:58Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:03Hey, Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab, as you requested.
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:20This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:27I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:30That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:33Wait, no.
00:48:34Hold on.
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:41You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:43Hmm.
00:48:44Some of the small ones.
00:48:46I mean, you know that.
00:48:47You work for me.
00:48:49Oh, God.
00:48:50I insulted my own boss.
00:48:52I'm finished.
00:48:57Oh, God.
00:48:59I insulted my own boss.
00:49:01I'm finished.
00:49:02Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:07Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:08For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:11And with that, your career.
00:49:14You're fired.
00:49:15Fired?
00:49:16Sam.
00:49:21Fired?
00:49:22Oh, God.
00:49:22I can't be fired.
00:49:25What?
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:28You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:30Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:31I'll do anything.
00:49:33Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:40And you.
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:47A family tradition.
00:49:48Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:50Sam.
00:49:55Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Gladly.
00:50:03Merry Christmas, Aunt Mary.
00:50:07Father, do something.
00:50:10Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:12I'm leaving.
00:50:14Pumpkin's my favorite.
00:50:21Come on, sweetie.
00:50:22Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:25Eat as much as you want.
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:30I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:33I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:34Honestly, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:39Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:40Just like this.
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell.
00:50:47And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:55I brought you a gift.
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:04Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:10Tell me everything.
00:51:12Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works
00:51:16in retail.
00:51:18Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:20A high school dropout in the Harrison family?
00:51:26Not a chance.
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:34Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:35Silence.
00:51:36Get me the address where she works.
00:51:38It's Happy Heals on Broadway.
00:51:40That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:43Good work.
00:51:44But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:55You're welcome.
00:51:56Thanks.
00:51:57So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:03Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:05And how about you?
00:52:10Me?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:13Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva.
00:52:29That birthmark.
00:52:31Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:41Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:52:45That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:48Max.
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:52It's cold.
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:53:00I need to tell you something.
00:53:04Something important.
00:53:06What's gotten into her?
00:53:08Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:13I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:18Piper is...
00:53:21Piper is...
00:53:22Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:25Sweetie.
00:53:25Oh my gosh.
00:53:26It's all swollen.
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:30Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35Come on, pipe.
00:53:39Okay, let me see.
00:53:43I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:48But that's not true.
00:53:49You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:54Daddy!
00:53:55No!
00:53:58Well...
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:08Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:11Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:18You think it was Scar?
00:54:21Hmm.
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:27I have one, too.
00:54:29Dad.
00:54:31I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:33Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:36Really?
00:54:37No way.
00:54:38No.
00:54:38It was actually a cactus.
00:54:40But it's still cool.
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:49Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:59And how old are you?
00:55:00Six.
00:55:01Six?
00:55:02That one-night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:05Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:07Eva, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:11What do I even say?
00:55:13And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey.
00:55:16This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:20Um, yeah.
00:55:24Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Eva.
00:55:31Okay, look.
00:55:34Piper is...
00:55:35Piper is...
00:55:40Go on.
00:55:47That must be an emergency.
00:55:50Excuse me.
00:55:51Sorry.
00:55:52I'll take this.
00:55:59Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:11Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:17She's a high school dropout.
00:56:19Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:21And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:24I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:25Max.
00:56:26That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:34I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:37Your mother would take her away.
00:56:39After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:43Eva?
00:56:45Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:48No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:49I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife.
00:56:51And I've made up my mind.
00:56:52I'm not leaving her.
00:56:55Eva?
00:57:02Here I need the cup.
00:57:05Is it?
00:57:06Oh, thank you, Mom.
00:57:07This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:13Oh, wow.
00:57:15That's so cool.
00:57:16Did you know?
00:57:17Derek, this is from you and I.
00:57:21Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:23Thanks, guys.
00:57:24I'm glad you're here.
00:57:27Got it!
00:57:28Oh!
00:57:29Damn, these are nice.
00:57:31Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:35Piper.
00:57:39Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:43Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:44Remember the song that we sing?
00:57:45Ready?
00:57:46Ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:48What have we got, guys?
00:57:49Billy.
00:57:50Walking home from our house.
00:57:51Christmas Eve.
00:57:56You never told me.
00:57:59Have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:28Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:29They're very common.
00:58:30I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:33No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:37Maybe.
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:44Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:47No.
00:58:48I'm fine.
00:58:50Um.
00:58:51Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:55I got you this.
00:58:57You got me a gift, too?
00:58:59Tis the season.
00:59:00Open it.
00:59:14Gloves.
00:59:16Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:19I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:23You've already done so much for me.
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:27How did I feel?
00:59:30How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:33Warm.
00:59:35Soft.
00:59:38Perfect.
00:59:42Thank you, Eva.
00:59:45I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom.
00:59:51She partied all the time, and I got gifts.
00:59:55Plenty of them, but I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:01Nothing personal.
01:00:02Well, you deserve it.
01:00:05You're a good guy.
01:00:07And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:15What if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found someone special?
01:00:23Right here.
01:00:48Max, we can't.
01:00:51If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:00:59Come on.
01:01:00I don't want you to stop.
01:01:03Come on.
01:01:08No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:15Max.
01:01:17Max.
01:01:18Max.
01:01:18Max.
01:01:19Max.
01:01:23Max.
01:01:24Max.
01:01:25Max.
01:01:28Max.
01:01:36Max.
01:01:36Max.
01:01:38Max.
01:01:39Max.
01:01:41Max.
01:01:42Max.
01:01:44Max.
01:01:44Max.
01:01:45Max.
01:01:47Max.
01:01:48Max.
01:01:50Hi, girl.
01:01:53She can't see me.
01:01:55She can't see me.
01:02:11Eva?
01:02:15Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:38Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:47You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:53Let me give it to you.
01:02:54I have been so busy.
01:03:00Dr.
01:03:02He even has divorced.
01:03:11They go for $300,000.
01:03:38Hello Eva Smith, I'm Max's mother, name your price, what will it take for you to leave
01:03:44my son alone? What? We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave
01:03:52my granddaughter with us, and go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for
01:03:58his child. Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give
01:04:02her up. So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over
01:04:07to you. There's my beautiful wife. You okay? Look, we made it through Christmas, so I think
01:04:25it's best we go our separate ways. What are you talking about? It's over. It's not that
01:04:32hard to understand. Eva, wait. So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:47Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real. So, it's just a goodbye. Didn't realize I was
01:04:56so disposable for you. Look, last night, I let my guard down. But I'm a mother, and my
01:05:06choices affect Piper. And being with you can mess up everything between us. Just tell me
01:05:11what you need. I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father. Just say the
01:05:18word. You don't get it. You don't get it. I think it's time Piper and I go back to New
01:05:36York. I won't give up on us.
01:05:58Are we here? Yes. As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:08Piper. Sweetie, wake up. We're home. How can she just walk away? Don't forget you have
01:06:24to meet my mom. It's part of the agreement, too. Can I just pay you a little extra and skip
01:06:30it? Hey, you promised. Eva, I haven't asked you for much. Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38All right, fine. When? Two days. I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need. Just send me the address on me, either.
01:06:53I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you. So don't give up. Okay,
01:06:59daddy? Thank you, sweetie. If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always
01:07:05fight for the ones I love.
01:07:25Eva's meeting my mother today. Time to finally tell her the truth. Boss? Boss?
01:07:36Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry. I need to go win back my family.
01:07:42Family? Boss, you okay? Never better. Go get her, Max.
01:07:51Give it your best smile. Ah, there he is. Maximus, darling. I have some prospects for you.
01:08:00Nice high society girls from the city. Oh. I told you. I already found the woman I love.
01:08:17Maximus, stop this. That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:23Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:27You are heir to the Harrison dynasty. No, I'm not.
01:08:32Oh. I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss. I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:08:42What?
01:08:56Oh, that's her. The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:02Hi. Welcome in. Can I help you find something?
01:09:06I want to try those.
01:09:10Awesome. I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:13Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:19No, no, no. I know what I want. Size seven.
01:09:25Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels. Come on. She wants the white shoes.
01:09:36Ignore her. She's just grumpy over the holidays. Here, let me help you. Come on.
01:09:45She seems kind.
01:09:51I shouldn't be that impressed. She's just doing her job.
01:09:56How do they feel?
01:09:58Well, I love the style, but it's too small. I think I need a size up.
01:10:04Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:08Right away. I'll be right back.
01:10:11She's not only kind, she's patient. Was I wrong about her?
01:10:30Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:34Well, who gives a shit? She can't walk.
01:10:39That's just pure evil.
01:10:43Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:46She's in a wheelchair. Who cares? It's the last pair.
01:10:51I get paid commission.
01:10:57I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:00See?
01:11:02This is your whole problem.
01:11:05This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:09I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:12I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:14She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:17People who insult her all day?
01:11:19I'm your manager.
01:11:25Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:34Did I stutter?
01:11:39You don't have to fire me.
01:11:42You don't have to fire me.
01:11:43I quit.
01:11:50I don't work here anymore.
01:11:53Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:11:55They're broken.
01:11:56Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:58You're a good person after all.
01:12:01Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:04I'm sorry?
01:12:07Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:09Get out!
01:12:16You're not disabled?
01:12:17Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:22Absolutely shameful.
01:12:24Who are you?
01:12:25I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group
01:12:29and the owner of this store.
01:12:32You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:12:36I am.
01:12:37And you, my dear, are fired.
01:12:41What did I do?
01:12:44You are a good person.
01:12:47From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:12:53Are you serious?
01:12:56That's right.
01:12:58Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:01You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:09You.
01:13:11Out.
01:13:12I'll leave.
01:13:15I'm leaving.
01:13:19I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:22No, don't worry.
01:13:25You're getting a promotion.
01:13:27You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:31First assignment.
01:13:33I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:13:39Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:43Okay.
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:46Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:50I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:59She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:01Of course she lives like this.
01:14:12Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:18Max?
01:14:19Eva.
01:14:21What are you doing here?
01:14:23I, uh...
01:14:24There you are, Eva.
01:14:27Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:30My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:33What are you...
01:14:37That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:42Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:44Stop.
01:14:46And you.
01:14:47You lied to me at the store.
01:14:50You were both just testing me?
01:14:52Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:54I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:59But I was wrong.
01:15:01Eva, please.
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:04Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:07How could you think that of me?
01:15:09It's not like that, dear.
01:15:11Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:14Mom, what did you do?
01:15:16I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:18We're not together.
01:15:20And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:30What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:31Go after her.
01:15:36Eva.
01:15:36Let me go.
01:15:37I swear, it's not what you think.
01:15:39We come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:41Stop pretending like you care.
01:15:42I'm not pretending.
01:15:44Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:15:46In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:49No.
01:15:54Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:58Max, you came.
01:15:59God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:04I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:08Just say the word.
01:16:12See?
01:16:14Stop fighting.
01:16:17We belong together.
01:16:20You're wrong.
01:16:22Wrong about what?
01:16:24That you care?
01:16:25Or we belong together?
01:16:27Look, I already told you.
01:16:28We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:31Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:35Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake husband.
01:16:40Eva.
01:16:43Eva!
01:16:46I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:48Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:56Ow!
01:16:58Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:00Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:02Come here.
01:17:10No, you're not fine.
01:17:12You're sad.
01:17:13Oh.
01:17:15I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:18I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:23I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:28Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:32Lovebug.
01:17:32Lovebug.
01:17:33You're right.
01:17:35What am I doing?
01:17:36Running like a coward?
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:42Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:45I believe in you.
01:17:46What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:17:49I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:54Maximus deserves to know.
01:17:56Piper is his daughter.
01:18:03Enough sulking.
01:18:05Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:08Don't you think I want to?
01:18:10She doesn't want me.
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:14Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:16You can't abandon her.
01:18:17Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:19I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:22And Piper, she was...
01:18:24an added bonus.
01:18:26What are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:32Piper is your daughter.
01:18:34What?
01:18:35See for yourself.
01:18:42I was right.
01:18:43Seven years ago.
01:18:45New Years, that woman was Eva.
01:18:57Eva!
01:18:59Hey.
01:19:01Daddy!
01:19:03Daddy!
01:19:05Piper!
01:19:08I've missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:15You came back.
01:19:20I, uh...
01:19:22Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:30I, uh...
01:19:32I was scared.
01:19:33But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:36Because what we have is real,
01:19:38and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:41Sweetheart, I have...
01:19:42something to tell you.
01:19:44I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:48Piper is your daughter.
01:19:50You knew.
01:19:52My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:54Mama!
01:19:58Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago,
01:20:00but you've known this whole time?
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03Okay, I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:06I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:09How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:22I love you, Eva.
01:20:25I love you, too.
01:20:27I promise.
01:20:28For the rest of my life,
01:20:30I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:33As long as we're together,
01:20:34it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:46Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:48For real this time?
01:20:50Yes!
01:20:52Yes, of course I'll marry you!
01:20:57Yes!
01:20:58Hi!
01:21:06Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:21:08and the Christmas after that,
01:21:10and forever!
01:21:13I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:20Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back!
01:21:28I'm sorry!
01:21:29I struck your tire!
01:21:33Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:36Again.
01:21:39No?
01:21:39No.
01:21:40Not funny!
01:21:41You?
01:21:41It Uh...
01:21:48Don't you?
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