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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:41Do you want to kill me?
00:45I'm not going to kill you!
00:45I'm not going to kill you!
00:49I'm not going to kill you!
00:54It's my turn now!
00:55Okay, let's see!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep,
01:05you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:29Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus.
03:07We beg you.
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:29Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
04:18He's just a regular human.
04:19A total nerd.
04:19And before the timer runs out, I die.
04:21I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:38I need more.
04:41A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey.
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09Leora!
05:10I know you're in there.
05:12Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it.
05:14He tracked me.
05:28Leora.
05:29You're my fiancé.
05:31You belong with me.
05:32Come home.
05:33Get away!
05:35Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy.
05:58Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously?
07:00Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Narius' seafoak give him a wide burn.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:23It's too late, boss.
08:25Her heartbeats fading fast.
08:41Somebody help me!
08:55Give me a name, Leora.
08:57Who did this?
08:58I'm going to tear them apart.
09:02It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
09:26You're my fiancé, my property.
09:28You filthy whore.
09:31Spread your legs for some stray dog!
09:35But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No!
09:44Let go!
09:45No!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
09:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
09:58I...
09:59I...
09:59Got careless.
10:01Diving near a shipwreck.
10:03My fault.
10:04Shipwreck?
10:05Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
10:07Someone did this to you.
10:08Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
10:12You're just a regular guy.
10:14Stay out of it.
10:15Boss?
10:17Soup's ready.
10:23If I don't make it...
10:25Promise me you'll take care of Lily.
10:28She's all we have left.
10:30She's safe.
10:32Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
10:43Jack, you...
10:46Ambrosia residue?
10:47Golden applesap?
10:48I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
10:53Where the hell did you get this?
10:56More.
10:57Try it.
11:08These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy.
11:18I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:44What a lively little snack.
11:47What a lively little snack.
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
12:00You want more?
12:01I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:19We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch.
12:24You or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy!
12:30Help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:36Lily's in trouble!
12:43I...
12:44I'm not tasty.
12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:49Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you.
12:58And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
13:17Whew.
13:36You disgusting freak!
13:38What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
13:40Mommy!
13:43I've got you, baby.
13:44I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip every head off your shoulders!
13:50Ha! You ruined my meal?
13:55Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
14:04Two courses for the price of one!
14:12You bitch!
14:19Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
14:22Go!
14:26Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
14:38You... Poseidon?
14:40That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
14:45That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
14:55What the hell just happened? It ran?
14:58Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
15:04Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
15:11Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
15:16Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
15:22About that monster.
15:28Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
15:35So...
15:37Let's go.
16:13My liege.
16:15Have mercy.
16:16I didn't know she was your daughter.
16:17I swear it.
16:18Please, spare my life.
16:20No problem.
16:21Thank you, my lord.
16:22Thank you for your mercy.
16:23Try to remember that in your next life.
16:38Enjoying the show.
16:49My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra.
16:52We swear.
16:52Listen to me.
16:53If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
17:00Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
17:02Yes.
17:03Yes, my liege.
17:15My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up
17:21the truth myself.
17:30That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
17:33But Poseidon?
17:35Guy's long gone.
17:36Probably fish food in some trench.
17:38Right?
17:39Sea god myth, ancient history.
17:41Wanna bet?
17:42There ain't no sea king anymore.
17:55The world's the same as ever.
17:57The dead are louder than the living.
18:00Who the hell are you?
18:01You're in Hades territory, asshole.
18:04You're all alone.
18:14Poseidon?
18:25Is Hades still breathing?
18:27If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
18:33Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
18:41I don't have time for this.
18:43I'm not wasting it on you.
18:44I need a background check.
18:50You know who I am?
18:52Hades' ace.
18:54You crash my spot, you die here!
19:18Little fish.
19:27Headed staff?
19:29One shot?
19:30The sea king?
19:31He's real.
19:34Hades.
19:35You hiding?
19:37Come out.
19:37Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
19:41One.
19:42Two.
19:47Thank the fates!
19:48The boss is here!
19:54Boss, this bum!
20:02You idiot!
20:03Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
20:05You're done.
20:06Get out.
20:07In front of Poseidon.
20:09Your ants.
20:10I'm saving your worthless heights.
20:16My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
20:20I'm not here for fun.
20:22Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
20:29I'll mobilize every team right now.
20:31You have three days.
20:33I'll be back.
20:36I'll be back.
20:37I'll be back.
20:38Drop what you're doing!
20:39Full sweep on the Leora and child.
20:41Every resource, every contact.
20:44Now!
20:44Tell them Poseidon's back!
20:46Yes, boss!
20:53Poseidon's back.
20:54Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
21:05Dylan wants the woman dead.
21:07Kid comes with us alive.
21:08She's still hurt.
21:09Easy pickets.
21:11Let's move.
21:23We'll make a nice stew.
21:25Surprise daddy for lunch?
21:27Ha ha ha ha ha!
21:31Ha ha ha ha!
21:34A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
21:37Pathetic.
21:40Who are you?
21:42Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold.
21:47Or I drag your corpse back.
21:49Mommy?
21:50Who's the ugly goat man?
21:53Hand over the kid!
22:02Stay away from my daughter!
22:04Don't you dare touch her!
22:06No!
22:07No!
22:10No!
22:12No!
22:13No!
22:14No!
22:16No!
22:21Mommy!
22:22No!
22:22You're bleeding!
22:23This forest is locked down.
22:26Surrender now.
22:27I'll go with you.
22:29On one condition.
22:30Let my daughter go!
22:33No!
22:33Mommy!
22:34I'm not leaving you!
22:36No!
22:38No!
22:38No!
22:39No!
22:40No!
22:42No!
22:42No!
22:43No!
22:44No!
22:45No!
22:46No!
22:46Kid's mine.
22:47You die.
22:51You poisoned me?
22:55My poison fog.
22:57The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
23:01Give up!
23:02You've gone too far.
23:04Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
23:10You're wounded.
23:12Poisoned.
23:13Done.
23:15The kid's coming with me.
23:19Don't touch her!
23:20Come at me!
23:22Feisty one.
23:23Dylan wants you dead.
23:25But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
23:28No!
23:29No!
23:30No!
23:35Such a pretty face.
23:37All mine now.
23:41Let my mommy go, you bastard!
23:50Lily!
23:52Lily!
23:52Run!
23:53Get out of here!
23:58Serve me well,
23:59and I might let her run a little longer.
24:09Lily!
24:16Daddy?
24:22Your hands off her!
24:31You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
24:39Jack.
24:41What the hell just happened?
24:46You okay, babe?
24:47So you're the boyfriend.
24:49Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
25:09Jack, keep Lily safe.
25:11Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
25:13Shut up and go!
25:15Now!
25:27If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
25:32Run all you want!
25:33My pack tears you both apart!
25:47No!
25:51No!
26:02No!
26:04No!
26:04No!
26:04No!
26:25Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
26:29Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
26:41Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
26:52Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
27:00Okay.
27:03You are the best.
27:13Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
27:20You're not human. Who the hell are you?
27:23My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
27:45Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
27:52Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
27:55He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
28:04Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
28:10right back.
28:15Daddy, be careful.
28:18Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
28:26Ha ha ha ha. That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my
28:33fun first.
28:35So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
28:50Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
28:58For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
29:05No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
29:08More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
29:14This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
29:20Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
29:27Just... let Jack and Lily be safe.
29:33You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
29:49Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
29:55Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
30:00So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
30:05Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
30:10Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
30:12End it fast.
30:14Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
30:16You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
30:19Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
30:22Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
30:38You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
30:43In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
31:15You're half dead already! How the hell did you knock me back?
31:19The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
31:24This... can't be.
31:50Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
31:57Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
32:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
32:07They're coming for us. We're finished!
32:10Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
32:12Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
32:20They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
32:24With me here, no one touches you.
32:26Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
32:36My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
32:44You worthless creature! You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
32:57Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
33:02The Sea King!
33:02The Sea King!
33:04The Sea King!
33:06The Sea King!
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