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00:00We really should talk, Naruto, Uzumaki.
00:04Go to hell!
00:06Dude, he woke up, made a shadow clone, and instantly rasengan.
00:09He made a clone and a rasengan so fast?
00:12Hell yeah, Naruto.
00:15Ooh, okay.
00:16Yamato.
00:18Hell yeah.
00:21Oh no, she's splitting off him so that...
00:23No!
00:24That's what they want.
00:26Never mind, I'm so happy now.
00:28What are you mean?
00:29I don't know.
00:31We won't let you get your hands on Naruto that easily.
00:34Even if you were erasing yourself, or this is just an astral projection,
00:39you'll still have to manifest physically to take Naruto.
00:43Otherwise, you can't actually take him.
00:47I'll wait for that moment.
00:49I thought the talk was gonna be hype, and this is far more hype.
00:53I will admit I have a plan in mind, but at this moment, I'm only here to talk.
00:58I don't care about what you want.
01:02What are you planning to do with Sasuke?
01:05Come on, tell me!
01:08Sasuke, huh?
01:11Trade it, please.
01:12Don't cut away, don't cut to the intro, don't do nothing, just keep going.
01:14About the man who's been steeped to his very marrow.
01:18Mishinobi world's hatred and resentment.
01:22The story of Sasuke Uchiha.
01:26But Sasuke's story cannot be told without also telling Itachi.
01:30We're telling the whole story?
01:31Good.
01:32I hope this all comes back to bite Danzo in the ass!
01:37Where is Sasuke now?
01:38Answer me!
01:40Well, since you leave me no choice, I'll give you a little hint.
01:45See?
01:45Begin!
01:46Sir!
01:47Mokisuke, Urakak, give the order to find Sasuke at once.
01:51Issue a number two battle-ready state alert.
01:54Yes, sir!
01:55Shit, too, boy.
01:56Lord Rikagi!
01:57See, and Darui!
01:59Come on!
02:00I love how he makes his own doors.
02:02There's a door!
02:04He makes his own!
02:05He's so consistent.
02:06Search for the intruder, Sasuke Uchiha.
02:09Dispatch three squads to the tower entrance.
02:11Set up a defensive line.
02:13Roger.
02:13That little radio in there?
02:14That's cool.
02:15Yeah.
02:15Man, they have radios?
02:16Shut up.
02:18What kind of level of technology do you think they have?
02:21We're on 202 of the sequel series, Aaron.
02:23We didn't do anything to get their attention.
02:26I bet it was said so.
02:30Whoa.
02:32I mean, I guess only half of him was killed.
02:34Dude, here comes the samurai stormtroopers.
02:38It's a trick!
02:39They're already gone.
02:42Oh, they're right here!
02:43They're just naked!
02:45Sasuke's sword can cut through anything, right?
02:48Race lightning.
02:49Ooh!
02:52It's no good.
02:53There are too many.
02:54We'll be found and captured in no time.
02:57God, their arm is so good.
02:58Thanks.
03:02Cool.
03:03Chakra.
03:04I see.
03:05So that's how they use their chakra.
03:08They can shoot horror beings with a sword.
03:12Oh.
03:13Dude, he just wants to kill the one Kage the rest of Kages don't like.
03:16Yeah, right?
03:18It's his letter.
03:18His platework is similar to ours.
03:22What's that?
03:24Sasuke's chakra changed.
03:25He didn't even move.
03:31That guy did not do a good job.
03:33That guy would not have struck him.
03:35No.
03:36Sasuke didn't even have to dodge or block or anything.
03:40Oh, she's so scared.
03:41He's not the same Sasuke he was before.
03:43Yeah.
03:43His chakra's thicker than when he's in the curse march second state.
03:47Mm-hmm.
03:48And...
03:48It's colder.
03:51Oh, there's more Orochimaru in there.
03:57Lord Rikage, there is one chakra that is erasing many other chakras.
04:01I'm sure it's coming from Sasuke.
04:02Dude, is he going to fight him?
04:04It's right below us.
04:05Uh-oh.
04:06You should have told him that.
04:06He's going to make his own stairwell.
04:08He does tend to do that.
04:13Sasuke!
04:14He's like a juggernaut.
04:14Where's my brother?
04:15He's like a troll or an ogre or an orc.
04:27He's like a wrestling belt.
04:29No way.
04:29He won a flash.
04:35He's the one who's in it.
04:37Lightning style.
04:39Emotions waste.
04:40Oh, because with the water, that's a good idea.
04:42I didn't work already because it's blade with lightning.
04:45I'll stop him.
04:47He's going to attack.
04:49Lightning illusion.
04:50Flash pillar.
04:53Solar flare.
04:54Yeah, right?
04:57It's like looking at his son.
05:01Did it hit him?
05:02Damn, man.
05:02I'm going to put a hole through him.
05:05I think he hit him.
05:05Jugo, relax.
05:07It's just a genjutsu.
05:08Oh, it's a traditional genjutsu.
05:09Okay, I got it.
05:09Should have figured shot and gun still.
05:13You saw through the genjutsu.
05:15But it's too late.
05:17Sasuke!
05:19Oh, he broke the blade.
05:27That's very bad.
05:28That guy in the back is a sensory type ninja, huh?
05:32We got to take him down.
05:36He's too dangerous to be left alive.
05:38Curse.
05:39I'll do it.
05:45Yeah, I'll do it.
05:46It doesn't look like you'll ever rise again.
05:48Lord Ao, please remember what Akokage's visual jutsu is still engaged.
05:53You know, right now the flow in his chakra network is quiet.
05:57The jutsu's undone.
05:58All of you just relax.
06:00It's not a visual jutsu that I can use that many times in a day.
06:04Be quiet.
06:04Use the space lats.
06:06You're probably planning to dispose of me now that I know your little secret.
06:10Better think again.
06:11I'll fight you myself if need be.
06:14Especially since your visual jutsu may be connected somehow with the one that manipulated the fourth Mizukage.
06:21Hmm.
06:21I'm prepared to do whatever it takes in order to protect the shinobi world.
06:26It's imperative that our whole world unite as one.
06:30Just as the first Hokage Hashirama brought together his clan and founded the Hidden Leaf Village.
06:36Now, we must merge all the villages and create one shinobi world.
06:41Impatience makes one short-sighted and invites failure.
06:45That's what happened to you.
06:46Taking the time to do it morally and ethically will result in no change.
06:52And the Akatsuki will eventually destroy the whole shinobi world.
06:56It doesn't matter whether you trust me or not.
06:59Results are necessary.
07:00If we can't even trust each other, if that's the state of our world and of being human, then we have no future.
07:09Eh?
07:10What does that mean?
07:12Without mutual trust and understanding, all that will remain in this world is fear and terror.
07:18I simply can't tolerate giving up so easily.
07:23Or any plan that doesn't incorporate morality.
07:26Now's your chance to ask anything you'd like.
07:29As your senior, I'll answer any question you have.
07:32Eh, Gonzo?
07:34Say again, old man?
07:35Don't do it, Kongoro.
07:37He's still Tsuchikage.
07:38Then, let me ask you this.
07:41Sure.
07:43Go ahead, no old Sparg.
07:44Ask away.
07:45When did all of you forsake yourselves?
07:51What?
07:52All right, Gaara.
07:53What are we going to do now?
07:55We once worked with the Hidden Leaf on their mission to retrieve Sasuke.
07:58But he's sunk so low, he's joining Akatsuki.
08:01Hey!
08:02Don't leave without your guards!
08:05Hey, Gramps.
08:06He scored a point on you.
08:08Ah, shut it.
08:09Oh, Tsuchikage.
08:10What do we do?
08:11Tell us.
08:13Shall we join the fight?
08:14Lodonzo.
08:15Please, sir, allow one of us to venture forth and retrieve the Sharingan.
08:20All of you from the Leaf.
08:21Just stay right where you are.
08:24Lord Raikage has ordered you to.
08:27No.
08:28Fool.
08:28Torine.
08:29Desist.
08:31Jeez, that's just a foot.
08:34A step.
08:35Or even like a kick.
08:37Ugh.
08:38God, Stan.
08:39Whoa.
08:40Dude, he's got...
08:41It's like a genie.
08:41He can't exhaust.
08:42Stan hasn't gotten this far before, has he?
08:44No.
08:44This is crazy.
08:45This is crazy.
08:45This is crazy.
08:45Now, he's first!
08:52You need to learn your place!
08:56Okay, he took it.
09:01Yeah, he also has his arm, right?
09:07Still like an axe.
09:09Okay.
09:09He's still pushing in or is he stuck?
09:19Oop.
09:20Blood's pushing in.
09:21Well, that's one down.
09:23Dang!
09:24I'm no weakling.
09:28Mere Sharingan can't take me down.
09:31Lord Raikage's nerve transmission and reaction speed are on par with the Leaf's yellow flash.
09:36Yellow flash.
09:37Oh.
09:38Not even the Sharingan can keep up.
09:41Plus, there's still...
09:43What?
09:44What?
09:44Still what?
09:46Oh, God.
09:47Uh-oh.
09:52Jesus.
09:59They say he boosted his reflexes.
10:01This has to be Kenjutsu.
10:13These guys are using each other's attacks to distract us.
10:16Oh, dang, man.
10:17I fell for it.
10:19Damn it!
10:19I can't.
10:28See?
10:29Don't go to sleep on the job.
10:30Get up!
10:34Look at that hole in his chest.
10:35See the hole in his arm, too?
10:37Yeah.
10:40Now who's next?
10:43She's sensed he's still there.
10:45Yep.
10:46Jesus.
10:46Dang!
10:49Damn it.
10:57What the?
10:58It felt really fucking short.
11:01I hate this show.
11:03Keeps ending.
11:06Full length back to YouTube.