00:00There it is.
00:02Yeah, that's what we were looking for.
00:05Yeah.
00:06And I think I know why we found it.
00:08You do?
00:09Mm-hmm.
00:10Because I took a job with General Martin.
00:15She called me and offered me a position
00:17as her permanent aide at NATO,
00:19which, you know, comes with a move,
00:21but also comes with a promotion to major.
00:27Wow.
00:28Which is not in your chain of command.
00:31Yeah. And we can do this.
00:36Wow, I didn't realize that
00:39when I submitted my retirement paperwork last night.
00:45What?
00:47I mean, sometimes you gotta take a risk, right?
00:50I mean, this is crazy.
00:53Isn't it funny that we, like, gift of the Magi at each other?
00:57That is crazy.
00:59We're so on the same page.
01:04Actually, we're not.
01:05We're not?
01:08Well, no.
01:09Look, I accepted a new job, like, 30 minutes away.
01:12Uh-huh.
01:13You quit your job.
01:15You gave up your whole career.
01:18Twenty years of service
01:19for a girl you haven't even been on a date with.
01:22Uh, you're welcome.
01:26Okay.
01:27Okay.
01:29Look, I've failed at every relationship
01:33that I've ever been in, right?
01:35Uh-huh.
01:36And you, well, you literally just got a divorce.
01:41Probably should have talked about this first.
01:43Yeah, we probably should have,
01:44but, I mean, I've been thinking about it,
01:46and I've been thinking about us a lot.
01:48Mom, I actually see a future for us, okay?
01:51I see, like, the house.
01:52The family wireless plan.
01:53Kids.
01:54Kids?
01:54Yeah.
01:55Would we talk about that?
01:56Or would you surprise me with some?
01:58I'm not gonna surprise you with kids.
01:59That's not how that works, okay?
02:00I have to go.
02:01I do.
02:02I, um, I'm helping General Martin Piper schedule, okay?
02:04As soon as I find my bra.
02:06Okay, dude, you don't need to do this, okay?
02:08You don't need to run away.
02:08Don't be like the Colonel, okay?
02:10You don't need to avoid emotional conversations.
02:11We can talk through this.
02:13I am nothing like my dad.
02:17Don't do this.
02:18Don't just walk away.
02:19Let's talk about it.
02:20What do you want to talk about, huh?
02:21How to fit my Christmas tree up the chimney?
02:23Huh?
02:23I'm sorry you found out this way.
02:25I wasn't supposed to say anything until it was official.
02:27Oh, really?
02:27I've told you plenty of official secrets, okay?
02:29Like the fact that we have a sound cannon
02:31that makes people projectile vomit.
02:33And that was one of the most romantic dates of my whole life.
02:35Look, you have worked so hard making this base a success.
02:38Enjoy the spoils.
02:40NATO taking over can just allow you to transfer to a better base.
02:43You're right.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:44I didn't even think of it that way.
02:46You're doing me a favor.
02:47I should be thanking you.
02:48I'm gonna send you some thank you flowers.
02:49Where should I have Sha send them?
02:51Oh, yeah.
02:51Right here.
02:52Cause you live here now.
02:53It's not personal, Patrick.
02:54Oh, it's very personal, okay?
02:55You Trojan horse me with two of my favorite things.
02:58Sex and human cockfighting.
03:00If you wanted to move in, you should have just asked.
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